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Well, everyone,

today—

um, what's that popping? Oh.

I can't believe a viewer sent me one of these and then I lost it and I bought another one, then I found it again. Funny.

What's the plan today? Um, Oriental Pearl made a video about Chris Broad. Thought I'd react to it and then post it on YouTube.

Asmongold style.

I don't know if I've shown the video on stream.

Where is it? Opera.

Edge, Chrome.

Why isn't Opera sharp on the window capture?

Going well so far.

Chrome shows up.

I don't really have to be signed in.

Damn, I didn't realize how many views she has now.

She got nearly more views than Chris in total. She got 330 million views. Last time I checked on her, she only had like 100 mil. She got 1.4 mil subscribers too. She really blew up.

That'll be so funny if she gets more views than he does. Uh, I don't know, it's been a while since I checked him as well. He's got 570 mil now. Last time I checked, Chris must have been years ago. He had 300 mil. I think it'd be so funny if she overtook him.

Right,

right.

C'est chiant,

moi.

Ouais, c'est chiant.

It's weird because it's blurred out unless I click on the video and then she shows up.

Oh, why did Chris Braun attack my channel?

I mean, that looked pretty good for a YouTube video, like very clean.

Someone in the comments said she looks like female Squidward. That's a bit harsh.

I don't know why I feel so much better today, physically and mentally.

Now I need a cable.

HDMI to USB-C. I wonder what happens if I plug the microphone into an HDMI cable.

Um, I need a little USB-C cable. You think with buying all these phones and stuff you have loads of them. Where's my little red bag?

What's this? HDMI. Let's go

to Recarg.

Hmm,

USB to USB-C. I bet there's no USB on this hub. Oh, there is. Oh wait, there is.

I've got

so many cables everywhere.

Testing, test, testing.

Hmm, I wish they made this mic stand higher. Put it on my Rubik's Cube, or I could put it on the laptop like that. Oh, that's pretty good actually.

God, I need a bigger desk. This fucking desk is so small. I might buy a new desk.

How's it sounding? Testing, testing.

How's it sounding?

How's it sounding?

Sounds better.

I just need something higher up. Put the Put the mic on my cup like that. Oh, there's hair all over the mic.

Hmm. Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm, hmm, no,

that— I wonder if I get any views.

Worth a shot.

Tell, tell us. Testing, testing.

Wow, 170 viewers!

Where everyone tuning in from?

What's Eddie been saying recently about the future of Kick?

Oh God, oh,

that was like 2 sneezes. The second one came out before I could even draw breath again.

I mean, I get the coughing, but I don't understand the sneezing. Why does that happen?

Are

they ending KCIP yet? Ran out of money?

Mm-hmm. Shouldn't have given it to alter xQc.

Well, hey Scuff CS, where you tuning from?

Hi, Faniel344, where are you tuning from? Happy now?

Hair's looking good.

My Ethernet adapter's coming today.

Testing, testing. Hmm, sounds pretty good.

Wow, so windy outside.

She only got 100K views.

I thought we'd watch her video. On stream.

Finally, more allies against Chris.

We must take him down.

Do you like my setup?

Chris going down downtown.

I need earbuds so that the audio doesn't duplicate.

Oh,

that's crazy that I can do gaming.

Crazy I can do a gaming stream and just sit there going, he dead, I dead, he dead, and I don't get bollocks. But then if I sit here not saying anything, then I get bollocked. How dumb is that?

I didn't get in trouble with the Battlefield 6 streams.

So dumb.

This cough medicine doesn't really do anything.

If I build a computer, do I have to buy Windows as well? I forgot now because Windows 11 is £100.

You get it in a USB flash drive, you don't need to buy it. And then where does it come from?

Surely there's no operating system pre-installed in the— I mean, where does the operating system even go?

Flash it? What, for free?

Then why are they selling it on Amazon for £100?

Because if I don't have it and I start it up, it's just gonna go into that BIOS setting menu.

Yeah, I've got NVMe in my shopping list. Total cost is £2,500 for all the parts.

Why am I feeling great? I don't know.

I woke up today feeling like,

like there's so many cool things you can do in life and you can make goals and you could try and achieve them. And the whole world doesn't revolve around a woman. I had an epiphany.

I feel like getting so upset because you lost a woman is because you don't have anything else going on in life. So your whole world revolves around them because it's like your only source of happiness. Which is a pro— that's like a problem, isn't it? You got a mental problem there.

You didn't lose her though. Yeah, I know, but that's what it felt like when I had my crash out.

I want to make money and then I want to buy a house. Have a look at some houses. There's some that look okay for like 150 to 200k. You put in a 20% deposit,

probably be able to get a mortgage loan of like 100k. So I just need another, I don't know, 100k then.

I saw a little cottage, £170K. If I put down 20%, that's like £40K, and then I should be able to borrow like £120K,

and then maybe my mum can lend me a couple thousand, like £20K.

If I put down a $20K deposit, it should increase my chances of getting a mortgage. And then instead of paying $900 a month for rent, I pay $900 a month for mortgage.

It's just that trying to save up £40K is insane, even when you're making £3K a month.

Now, even if I move back in my mum's house,

if I saved up for 10 months, I'd be able to save up £25K.

Save half your money for 2 years. The problem is 2 years is such a long time to give up chasing women. Like, you get bored, don't you? And you get horny. Get lonely, and then you end up blowing large amounts of money trying to be near them or do stuff with them.

Trying to just hermit yourself away for a year or two, it's so hard.

Sex is like the devil's fruit.

You should be panicking right now.

Uh, not really panicking.

I'm just feeling like I would like a goal.

Need a woman with money? Yeah, it's like they don't exist or something.

Whoa, Jesus Christ, scared the crap out of me. I forgot I refreshed the page.

Use

a 2070 and mine Casper.

I don't even know what that is. Does mining crypto even make any money anymore? I feel like it's too late.

Who saw the Oriental Pearl video? She called Carissa cunt.

I kind of wish I didn't watch it already. Cuz then I don't know, I'm not really— don't really care anymore.

I want to try and forget what she said.

I'll call it Abroad in Japan versus Oriental Pearl, big drama.

It's funny, give me a break, man. I mean, back in the day he would have chimed in on this, wouldn't he?

I'm thinking I might buy a new table,

a nice L-shaped one, go like that.

Do you like my beard?

That's 4 days no shaving, saving electricity.

I promise when it gets too long it gets harder to shave because my shaver's like 6 years old now.

I remember buying that shaver with Chihiro in Boots in Maidstone Chequer Centre. 5 o'clock shadow.

I bought it because I used to have this one-blade shaver. The head snapped off in my backpack, so I had to go out and buy a new one. It cost like £140 or £130, that shaver.

Lasted me 6— it's still going strong, it's just unknown. Maybe the blades are getting dull. I don't know how to sharpen them. Sometimes the hair, it gets caught in the spinny things, gets pulled in.

I don't know if it's the zinc tablets, but I feel like I'm CUMing more,

like there's more of it when it comes out.

It's like making me hornier.

I keep waking up in the middle of the night with my trousers down.

What does zinc do? Like increase your testosterone? But they also say it's got antiviral properties.

Does zinc have antiviral properties?

Yes. Plays a key role in supporting the immune system defending against viral infections. Inhibits viral replication. Reduces inflammation. Protects respiratory tract.

Is a cold a virus? Yeah, cold is caused by virus. Rhinovirus, coronavirus, respiratory syncytial virus, adenovirus.

Enterovirus. So zinc is good for colds,

may reduce the symptom length of a cold by about 1 or 2 days. That it reduces severity.

Too much zinc can cause nausea, stomach upset, interfere with copper absorption.

What about horniness?

Testosterone support influences libido. Low zinc levels have been linked to reduced testosterone and sexual desire. Zinc contributes to sperm count, mobility, motility, and overall fertility. Energy and mood. Zinc helps regulate neurotransmitters like dopamine, which affects mood and arousal.

How quickly does it take effect from consumption?

A few hours to a day. I better take one.

I'll take one now.

Zinc bisglycinate. I

don't know, I got vitamin C and zinc supplement tablet.

And I got cough medicine. Damn, them Land Rovers are

massive. They're such ugly cars. They're like boats on wheels. It's a massive square block.

Probably one of the ugliest cars that exist, I think. Land Rover. I

don't know why anyone— but women love them because they're like tanks and they, they think it feels safe.

I think they're really fucking ugly,

and the people driving them are usually like old boomer men.

Oh wow, thanks, Nicholas. Where's my TTS thing?

Whoa, wow, thanks Nicholas. Can you do more to cash in on the Chris Broad drama? Yeah, I thought I'd do a, um, reaction video on stream.

I got it set up.

Maybe I'll put it like this.

I'm not really scared of Oriental Pole copyright striking me because we're friends.

Plus, I don't really care. Fuck YouTube.

I used

to be so scared of showing other people's content on my channel because I don't like giving people leverage to be able to, like, strike me.

After what happened with Nobita,

I vowed to never put other people's content in my videos ever again because that was just not fun.

Ridiculous that he could give me a copyright strike just because I put a screenshot of his face. I think it was in the video.

And I don't think— I mean, I appealed it, but he retracted it before YouTube took action. But I feel like YouTube wouldn't even have my back. No one ever has my back. It's always like I get punished for doing this one thing, but if someone else does it to me, I don't get any protection.

That's what I've just felt like my whole life. So if I do it, I get fucked, but if they do it Nothing happens, and no one protects me. Go protect yourself.

What happened to fair use?

I don't know.

I don't try it.

I don't trust things to protect me. I always get bollocked,

and then when I expect a bollocking in my advantage, stupid YouTube don't do anything. Like when I reported Turkey Tom's video, they took no action and didn't make him take any action, whilst other people report my videos, I got to blur them out or the video gets removed.

Like Chihiro, I had— I lost a bunch of videos cuz Chihiro reported it and I didn't blur it out.

Yeah, as a tiny person who has no influence and no connections, You get fucked over by the bigger fish.

Yeah, I said I was gonna do a YouTube stream in the evening yesterday and I completely forgot. I keep forgetting. I forgot to put the rubbish out and then I forgot to turn the bathroom light off and I went to my bedroom and had to get out of bed again.

Starting to forget things. Must be the sickness.

I can't believe I forgot to put the rubbish out after waiting for weeks. Now I'll wait another 2 weeks.

Yeah, what if Chris Broad comes after me? Sues me?

Harassment?

I think he technically could.

The harassment laws in the UK are ridiculous.

I don't know what to say about this Oriental Pearl drama thing.

I don't know what— like, Chihiro could definitely probably have reported me for harassment. I mean, I, I was kind of outside her house and talking about her non-stop.

I think I got off light in Japan with just that warning.

I didn't realize things are so

Sensitive. I thought as long as I'm not saying crazy stuff like death threats,

then what's wrong? But I was very wrong.

Um, oh, when am I gonna make this video? I can't get in the mood.

Was that good?

What happens if I minimize this?

Oh, it gets smaller.

Now I messed it up.

What?

I don't know why the video disappears when I minimize the tab.

She looks like a man. No,

I give her 8 out of 10.

Is this too loud? Earl Channel, I am so sorry. I'm not prepared to make a video today. I didn't expect to be making a video, but something happened and I want to defend myself. And was that too loud? I hope it makes me feel a little better, and I hope it You know that you guys came.

We hear the speakers, not your audio routed.

Uh,

you should hear the system sound.

Hey, it's Anming here from the Oriental Pearl channel. I'm so sorry, I'm not prepared to make a— so sorry, I'm not prepared to— no, that's coming out my computer. It's just her mic's rubbish. It's like she's not using a mic, she's just using the one from the camera.

Oh God, I can't get into character. It's really hard to get into character when you're live.

It's much easier to do it off live. That's the problem when you have a character instead of just being yourself. Like, Asmongold is just being himself, but I've always played a character.

It's not easy to get into. I mean, why don't I just not play a character? I don't know,

because then I wouldn't really care, because I don't care that much, to be honest.

I'm just trying to get some views.

So recently— oh God, I gotta do it in one shot as well. Deeper voice than usual. Yeah, I'm sick.

Still sick.

Should I call her my friend? Chris Broad recently attacked my friend. What's her name? Anming. Why is her name Anming? That's not her real name. Shut up.

Isn't she Russian? I actually don't know where she's from.

I thought she's Russian or something. Why does she have like a Chinese name?

Apparently Chris wrote a comment on her video. Damn it, I'm saying all the good stuff off without recording it.

Okay, so recently a YouTuber called Oriental Pearl was attacked by Chris Broad. A very famous YouTuber criticizing her, and there was some drama, and now she made a response video. A video today. I didn't expect to be making a video, but something happened and I want to defend myself, and I hope it makes— and as someone who

also had massive beef with Chris Broad, I thought I would chime in with my Very important opinion. Me feel a little better, and I hope it you know that you guys can get the story of what's going on. So this has been bothering me for probably about five years or more, just in the back of my head.

I thought I was just a man. Yeah, and by the way, I'm on her side because Chris is a massive dick, and he always gets all territorial over YouTube, especially other Japan content YouTubers. Like he thinks he's the big shit. And he can tell other people what to do just because he's got bigger platform and he's got

this holier-than-thou, I'm so morally righteous, right all the time. And his stupid fan base always just suck up to him as if he's right about every single damn thing when he's not. I thought he's an idiot. Another creator, a channel called Abroad in Japan, I thought he really, really didn't like me. And Dick in Japan, we've never

met or anything. It just seems like the bigger my channel— I met him last year. I walked past him, he didn't even notice. I walked when his— I walked behind him when his back was turned. Channel has gotten, the more animosity there's been. Just a few hours ago, I was walking around the supermarket getting dinner ready for

my husband, and I'm checking on Facebook because I'm old school and I still use an iPad, and I found this post from abroad in Japan. The sensationalist Japan— let me read the post. Sensationalist Japan content is getting out of hand. That's kind of rich coming from Chris considering that all this content is sensationalism as well, because he

also does stuff like, oh, these people are ruining Japan, this thing is ruined. He also does sensationalist content, doesn't he? A wall with some graffiti on Shibuya doesn't mean Japan is at an end. There was graffiti in Shibuya 10 years ago, graffiti in Shibuya today. Unfortunately, positivity doesn't drive clicks. Yeah, it's true, negativity does get a lot

of clicks.

Uh, I was in Kabukicho, Shinjuku the other day. It was absurdly busy. I don't see what that has to do with anything. I mean, why does it— of course it's busy, it's a massive city. So what? There was certainly more rubbish than usual. I think most of the rubbish is being created by the Japanese though, because they

get wasted and then they trash the place. And you walk around the early hours of the morning around those places. It's just drunk people laying around sleeping, waiting for the train.

There was, uh, then I realized it was a 3-day weekend, far busier than the average weekend. I don't know what his point is. Content is getting out of hand. While it's some graffiti on it in Shibuya doesn't mean Japan is at an end. There was graffiti in Shibuya 10 years ago, there's graffiti in Shibuya today, but unfortunately

positivity doesn't drive clicks. I was in Kabukicho, Shinjuku the other day, and it was absurdly busy. There was certainly more rubbish than usual. Then I realized it was a 3-day weekend and far busier than the average weekend. Shame. It was a missed opportunity to point my camera at the rubbish and make a video decrying the end of

Japan. Now stop reading this. Every minute online is— every minute online is time better spent rummaging around Asia's biggest red light districts with a GoPro looking for dirt.

What's wrong with that? Time better spent rummaging around Asia's biggest red light district with a GoPro looking for dirt. There's some serious ad revenue to be made from this. Ugh, I hate that noise. As a millionaire is telling me I made a bunch of money. Damn, she made $1,500 from that video. That's like half what I make

in a month. Here's an actual snapshot of the revenue from the video, which is far below my average because most content is sponsored. And I did this one as a passion project because I saw a lot of changes in my neighborhood. Oh God, ads.

Stupid ads. Oh, shut up, fucking ads. There's a lot of problems with this poster. At least I give us some money by watching ads. Malicious, unnecessary. I asked him to take it down. It's still up. The video that I did— yeah, it's funny because when I made a video about Chris Broad, straight away he messaged me asking

me to take the video down because he didn't like what I said about him. So I obliged because I wanted to be friendly with him because I was trying to be a big YouTuber at the time. And then he blew me off. He said, we can go get, get some drinks, greatly appreciated. And then he came to

Osaka and then he never hit me up for drinks. Because he's a liar. So he doesn't like it when other people make videos about him and he asks them to take it down. But then if he says something about you and you ask him to take it down, he's like, oh, it's just my opinion. It's all fair

game. It is my honest opinion, and anyone is welcome to disagree with that. It's not made to make money. There's no sponsor that's going to sponsor that kind of content. The kind of sponsored content that makes a lot of money is the kind of content that Chris makes, doing a topic for— with the prefectural tourist bureau, whatever

it's called. I think this is also problematic because it gives people a very romanticized version of what this country is, almost like a utopia. I wanted to not only counter that but also pick up the topics that— I don't know, he does make a lot of videos bashing Japan as well.

YouTubers like him would not take. I'm not in collaboration with any prefectural office. I can talk about whatever I want from my own opinion. The video doesn't have to be checked or reviewed over as his does when he does that, and I have freedom as long as it is within the community guidelines to talk about whatever I

want. And I want people to come to Japan with a balanced perspective of what the country actually is, not come here with rose-tinted glasses where everything is— that's just not what it is. I've been trying to do this video for 2 years. It wasn't just pulling out my GoPro and filming trash and throwing it up on the

internet. 2 years ago, I started researching into the Toyoko Kids problem and the standing woman problems. It's a lot more— I don't know why— in the background than just flipping out a GoPro. And by the way, what's wrong with the GoPro? This is an amazing camera. This camera has changed my life. You know, I don't like the

GoPro. It made me look ugly. Oh, when I was getting my master's degree in China and international relations, I was going to become a diplomat, but I feel like this changed my life for the better. I think I have more influence than I ever would have had as a diplomat just doing YouTube. What's standing women? It's okay

for people to disagree, but it's not okay to lash out. Chris, that would have been a great video talking about how you think that all the sensational content about the Japanese economy not being good. I noticed Chris has been lashing out at other YouTubers more and more recently. Graffiti or like he's kind of losing it. Not being

good. You can counteract that and make a video stating your own opinion. It didn't have to be done in a Facebook post like that. It was just he made a Facebook post. He uses Facebook. Fucking ads. Oh my God, how many ads did she put? I wonder how much money is she going to make from this video.

Turn nicotine cravings down.

No. Oh no, where's sound? I truly find Chris is— why am I getting nicotine ads? A double standard and hypocritical. How do they know? Territorial about who has the right to film in Japan than it does about the actual things that I film. One of his favorite YouTubers is literally Bald and Bankrupt, who is a guy. I

like how— is it really one of his favorite YouTubers? Isn't Bald and Bankrupt like a massive sex tourist who just goes to poor countries to get women to sleep with. It was also— it's all been documented on the dossier. Similar camera to— not a good look, Chris. Films interactions with people, goes to places you would never— bangs

women from every village. And Chris has helped him. You talk about— when did Chris help Bald and Bankrupt? Sensationalize— that is another level of sensationalized thumbnails, sensationalized topics. But he loves it. I don't think he really has a problem with the topics I choose. I think he has a problem— problem because you're a woman. And this goes

back to other creators that I know and respect that also have had issues with Chris. Yeah, like me. John Daub, nicest guy in the world. What about me? I had issues with Chris. He promised me a beer and then didn't show up. He here in the Japan— was there really? She says there was a tweet Chris made

about John Daub.

It was no more than— where can I get a look at the dossier? I think just type in Bold and Bankrupt dossier. There's a subreddit. With all this stuff, like from his days as a pickup artist on this Roosh V forum where he says all this sleazy stuff about how easy it is to get girls from like

Ukrainian villages or something. And a few years ago that a broad in the middle of the night to dump on John's content out of the blue for no reason. Did that really happen? I never saw that. You have a problem with John? There's something wrong with you. There's seriously something wrong with you. You're in the wrong there,

which I think he realized, and that's why he deleted the, the Twitter post later. But I'm sorry, John, I didn't— I don't mean to get you into this. It's not John's fault. He's not involved. But there's certain things that I feel like need to be said. It was this same kind of zero-sum, you know, your win is

my loss territorial, my Japan, I'm the king of Japan Kind of mentality. But to be honest, I've never told anyone this, but I'm going to tell you something. I think Abroad in Japan is losing the plot here with viewers as well. A few years ago, I had a really good month on YouTube. A video just blew up.

It changed my life. It made me decide to become a full-time YouTuber. Almost 300,000 new— I can't. I can't believe it took her 30 million views to decide to become a full-time YouTuber. I've started making $400 a month on YouTube and became a full-time YouTuber and quit my job. Subscribers that came to my channel, and I never

said this publicly, but when I opened up the stats and I saw where those subscribers were coming from, it was your channel, Chris. She stole his viewers. Came over. And in the comments section, there were many, many comments that came in like this: you're like a prettier, not grumpy version of Chris Broad. I think the internet is

trying to tell Chris something, that maybe you're being a grumpy bumpy. Is it just me, or maybe you lost the plot a little and it's coming off bad? It's coming off arrogant. Things that you say to criticize other channels being sensationalist, he'll turn around and talk about Johnny Somali. Speaking of sensationalized though, the Johnny Somali drama and

the rude foreigners and this and that. I'm not going to be able to say fair use because I'm just not saying anything. Well, I don't think she's— fucking ads again. Oriental Pearl wouldn't strike me down, would she?

We're friends. Nicotine ads again. What?

How does it know?

I'm getting nicotine lozenge. Wait, is that actual nicotine in a lozenge? People on YouTube that watch Japan content, that this is a big issue. Didn't she try and slide into your DMs to cereal with you? I don't think so. I think she did message me.

No, I think she left a YouTube comment on one of my videos. Was it livestream? Because I was like, I was bashing her because she got so many views, and I was like, oh, she only got views because she speaks this language and she's white. And then she was like, no, I spent thousands of hours researching the

algorithm between Japan and the West, and this is causing— it's funny to think at one point I was bigger than she was and then she just blew up. I mean, basically everyone— this has nothing to do with anything. As a person who studied international relations in China, especially Japan-US-China relations, it's more of an issue. Also, people are

mad at her because her name's Oriental Pearl. She's so stupid. I don't know why they're getting so upset over the word Oriental. I mean, you see Oriental supermarkets in Plymouth. All the time and no one says anything about that. And no one complains about the word Occidental, which is the opposite of Oriental. Between China and Japan, that

it has anything to do with Johnny Somali or any annoying streamer that's ever come here. But hey, you know what, anything for that revenue. That's what I found that ironic is— it's just me or is that ironic? Like, definitely not for the money, Chris. We're YouTubers, we're both YouTubers, but you can't be doing that kind of stuff

and then Tell me that I'm just after the money or something like you convinced millions of people that Johnny Somali matters, a guy who did stupid misdemeanors around Japan because of this kind of content. It's convinced people on the internet that speak English that this was oh hi Murph where are you tuning in from issue it's not

a big issue the stuff that I'm talking about the homelessness and the graffiti that I feel like it does look like a shithole though to be honest look at this place. Stupid Johnny Samalder. Where are all the homeless people? Why don't they just get a fucking job? All this stupid stuff that doesn't mean anything. To me, it

feels like looking down from an ivory tower and hawking a loogie at the people who do the, the lowly jobs with the GoPro like me. But let's be honest, Chris has reached a point in his career where he could just about sit on a toilet and people would watch. And I wish that I had started earlier. I

started playing this channel in about 2020. When I could have started it just like Chris in 2012 when we first came to. Is it true what they say about women with big noses? What they got big with China? She's gonna strike me now. To look down on my videos because they're not fancy enough or he doesn't think

I put enough effort in, you'd be surprised. The filming, the research—we're talking about 30, 40, 50 hours per video—and that's not even including. All the language practice that I already hate, those ding sounds, daily basis to keep up my skills to be able to make that content. I knew it was going to be hard to come into

this already saturated Japan community. I didn't know anybody here. I didn't have YouTube friends. And from the very start, I felt the cold shoulder, and I kind of thought that everyone in Chris's friend group just didn't like me. Maybe that's still in my head. Maybe that's me being self-conscious. I really don't get it. His stupid dumb friend

group. Joey McGonagall. Old dicks. I don't have permission to be in his friend group. I'm making videos, I'm getting a lot of views, and I don't think he likes that. And that— it shouldn't have to be that way. It shouldn't have to be that way. There's enough Japan to go around for all of us. I just kind

of assumed that I'm out of the circle. You know, abroad and all his— put that in the video. And I should just, you know, for the longest time I'm like, avoid conflict, avoid conflict. I don't really want to fight, but I think the viewers love that. They got their popcorn, they're ready, they're like, oh, this is going

to be a good one. I don't think it's going to be a good one. I hope that we can like— oh God.

At least I'm helping her make some money.

Get ad block? I can't be bothered to figure out how. About this, I think that maybe it's about time we should do that, but I do have to stand up and defend myself. I think other viewers— imagine if she did a podcast with him and they just argue. That'd be Funny of the channel, and maybe that's why

I got a big influx of subscribers. I don't know. Before I go to bed, I want to say, Chris, you're being a cunt. Stop that. Stop. There's enough Japan to go around. Oh, Americans won't like that word because I said that, or I made— Americans get so shocked at that word. In another world, we would have been

friends, and it's just unfortunate That there's bad blood for no reason. Her videos are very clickbaity, but I don't see a problem with that. Everyone does it. Maybe this will make things better. Maybe it won't. Maybe it'll make it much worse. I don't know. I've never really been in a feud with a creator like this, especially a

creator that I, I don't know. But we have a lot of friends. Everyone knows Chris. A lot of weird parallels between me and Chris. I think we're the same exact age. He's getting married in Japan. I got married in Japan. His wife is a the same age as my husband. We both like languages, we both like traveling,

we've been to every prefecture in Japan. There are just some weird parallels. Taught English, like, things over and over again. I think there's no need for drama. I don't even know if I'll keep this video up here, but I'd like to talk to Chris and hopefully something good will come out of it. So thank you for watching.

I wanted to see what Chris's comment was, but she deleted it. Get this off my chest. I've been silent about it About— I don't know what the comments say.

Where's the comment section?

Wait, what? Oh, it's right at the bottom now. You can't even see it. Hold on,

why is it so stretched wide?

He had a response to your content. That's not an attack. Everyone's welcome to disagree. Doesn't seem to be the case though. Free to disagree deletes Chris's comment.

All the comments are not really on her side. Bet they're mostly Chris's fans.

Damn, that's a long cut. People aren't attacking you, they're criticizing qualities of this video.

Getting secondhand cringe about from how embarrassing this video is, proving him right by running off and trying to drama farm. I bought chairs for everyone who came in to read comments. She deleted Chris's Comment. That's pretty funny. She deleted his comment.

Why did you delete his comment?

Your take on Johnny's smile is wild.

Nobody attacked your channel. Telling people things I said, things I didn't, and taking my video out of context is an attack.

Crazy gaslight. She's not really winning the hearts of the people with this video, it seems. Ban them all.

Oh well.

Whatever. There, done. 20 minutes video.

I don't know how to see the dislikes.

Well, that's my reaction video. 5K views.

So how many dislikes did she get?

900 megabytes.

Okay, just laying around. Bigger platform and these guys holier than thou. I'm sorry, I'm already right. I might just upload it as it is. I can't be bothered to edit it.

Would I react to more videos on stream in future? Yeah, I guess I can if there's something that interests me.

Wait, I wanted to read off, um, Chris's reaction to it. I'm gonna find it.

I need to download Twitter again.

Chris Broad.

No, it's called X now, isn't it?

Got to download it. I deleted my Twitter.

I hate that it makes you download the app just to read people's stuff.

Create. I gotta create an account now. Okay, name

Jimbo Jenkins 666.

Why do I have to put my fucking phone number?

Are they gonna send me a code?

No, they don't. Are they gonna send a code? I've got to change it then to my actual number.

Now I've got to go and check my messages. Oh, fuck.

How

annoying. Jiminy Jimbo Jenkins.

Skip, skip. Can't just let me use the app?

No. How many stupid things do I have to press? How do you want to share contacts? I don't.

I don't want to share any contacts.

Follow Elon Musk, whatever.

Oh, finally. Okay.

Oh look, Chris made a tweet— Twitter response. And like clockwork, folks, there it is, a faster response time than most fighter jet squadrons in a war zone, locked and loaded and ready to exploit. For someone I've never met and whose name I only know as Oriental, she sure claims to know a lot about me. It turns out

I'm a tyrant, a monster, an envious old fool who only lives to bask in her magnificent glory, as opposed to someone fed up with being sent her toxic YouTube videos and Instagram reels from viewers wondering what I think about the so-called downfall of Japan, only to then tune in and find— where are you tuning in from, guys?

Find a girl trawling around the backstreets of Shinjuku like a hungry raccoon looking for graffiti, intrigue, and trash cans to exploit. If you enjoy Oriental Pearl, allow me to recommend a few other videos. What is happening to Japan? White girl speaks Japanese. Japanese people shock, surprise, amazement.

These are genuine videos on a channel, not me being sarcastic for once. He's so passive-aggressive. Why is he so mad about stuff he shouldn't be mad about?

If you don't stick to your principles in life, I don't really get the point of what all this is about. Waddling into drama over things you believe in is unfortunately a necessary consequence of that.

I don't know why you get involved in— he's such a dick.

Imagine being— imagine taking offense over that.

I'm

hungry.

Might just upload the video like that.

What should I call it? Abroad in Japan

versus Oriental Pearl.

Big drama.

Why,

why I hate

Chris Broad part 2.

My thoughts on the recent drama between Chris Broad and Oriental Pearl.

It's a pretty good title.

Done. I don't know if I bother making a thumbnail.

Let's just use whatever comes up.

Mm-hmm.

7 minutes left.

I'm able to get a screenshot of my face.

No.

Okay, so recent.

Yeah, I just made my video.

It's trying to do Face ID, but it won't do it.

Why wouldn't it let me log in?

The Face ID sucks. Says too close. Maybe the mic's in the way.

I can't log into my YouTube account.

Just stay signed out then.

Oh, what time

is it? 10:30.

I don't know if I bother making a thumbnail.

Might do.

I don't think AI would actually get a picture of Chris. I think I tried it before.

Why is my screenshot button not working?

Well, I'm pressing function and screenshot.

Snipping tool.

Oh God, I hate making this stupid thumbnail.

So annoying.

Mm-hmm.

Where's that, uh, magic eraser?

Get rid of that.

Where everyone's tuning in from,

guys.

If I copy and paste this and then get rid of my face and put it here.

Nope, no one dumped me. Try go one way tuning air fryer.

I need a picture of Chris.

Oh, that's a good one. I don't know why my screenshot button doesn't work.

Delete that one.

Where's that versus button?

Versus sign.

I wonder if my video is gonna get demonetized because I've vaped in it.

It says no restrictions.

Yes, thumbnail's quite good.

Why I hate Chris Brown.

I

can't be bothered to edit it. I just uploaded it straight as it is.

Who works in HR?

My thoughts on recent drama between Chris Abroad, Abroad in Japan, and Oriental Pearl.

People click it thinking it's a proper video.

Tags: abroad in Japan,

life in Japan, living in Japan, Oriental Pearl drama.

See what it looks like on my phone.

Trade anytime. I get Trading 212 ads. Get the Trading 212 app now. What is an eSIM and how do I get one? Well, what you want to be using is an eSIM, which worked just okay.

So recently, a YouTuber called Oriental Pearl was attacked by Chris Broad, a very famous YouTuber, criticizing her. And there was some drama, and now she made a response video. The video today, I didn't expect to be with him because I was trying to be a biggie. Coming off arrogant. Things that you say to criticize other channels, being

sensationalist, Didn't like me. Maybe that's still in. Yeah, I think it's fine.

Whatever.

Worth a shot.

Public. There, it's up. It did the automatic check thing. It said no, uh, no problems found.

3K views.

Yeah, I hope I make more than $10.

I think the thumbnail looked pretty good. What do you think? I got Oriental Pearl, got Chris, got me

and my white hate cruise abroad.

Let's see if we get any views. One view already!

Get Grok to write some scathing criticisms against him.

I liked it when AI said that there was a physical— there was a fistfight between Hide in My Room and Chris Broad in a bar. That was funny.

It's just making up stuff.

Might have some bacon and hash browns for lunch.

One of the comments, someone's called Mr. Affable. Maybe I should make a Japan has fallen video.

Yeah, I don't really do AI now.

I do boring stuff on it, like how can I get a mortgage when I make $3K a month streaming?

Can we change the subject? No.

We cannot.

Such a shame my channel died, isn't it? Used to have some fun drama trolling all those stupid idiots.

Trigger 1, can you talk more like an NPC? Uh, why don't you shut up? Show some support, maybe.

That was the most enthusiasm I could muster up for this thing I don't care about.

Yeah, Chihiro gave up on YouTube, didn't she? Apparently she's a tour guide,

guiding tours in Japan.

I wonder what company she works for. Maybe you can book her.

Wow, 19 views.

I saw a video of this guy. He bought a laundry shop for $15,000 and he made like $4,000 in a day.

Maybe I'll buy one of those.

He bought a vending machine as well. Took out about $400 cash.

I had them going for a while, didn't I?

I've got ads on my video. Nice.

I'm nearly out of cough medicine.

Okay,

now what?

My Ethernet cable's coming when?

It's not out for delivery yet. Where are all the damn Amazon Flex drivers at? Where's my fucking Evernet?

31 views already.

It's funny, they got AI-generated comment replies now. Another great video from our favorite YouTuber, much appreciated.

You haven't lived in Japan in years. You haven't been here to see the reality in Tokyo. I was in Tokyo last year

and Japanese teenagers nearly beat me up.

It's crazy to think at some point my whole channel was about Japan, life in Japan.

It's like such a sudden drastic change.

My whole life was all about Japan since 2006 or '07.

Go back? Nah,

I'm over it. My dream now is I want a cute little stone cottage with a thatched roof and a fireplace, and I sit there with my sofa,

got my car parked outside, do some gardening. I'm living that retired pensioner lifestyle now. The idea of sitting in some crappy little Japanese apartment, getting on the train and going to a konbini, going on dates with 40-year-old Japanese women does not really appeal to me anymore.

I want a nice little stone cottage and I've got a fireplace and I'd make a fire and then I make a little streaming room so I don't dox myself.

It's only when you live in the city. Yeah, I mean, I could live in the countryside in Japan, but

what's the point? Boring.

Then I've got to try and get a visa, and I've got to try and marry someone.

Ugh, no thanks.

And then stock market won't open until 10 PM at night. Not waiting until then. All the stock market action is going to be like middle of the night. Imagine having to wait all day

and all afternoon.

Yeah, if I don't marry someone, how am I gonna live there? I'm not getting a job. I couldn't even get a job even if I wanted to. I need to go to university and get a degree. Yeah, sure, that's gonna happen when I'm nearly 40. I can't even go to university. I don't have any A-levels. I have

to get A-levels and then go to university. That takes 6 years. Fuck that. And then what, become an English teacher? This is what people do when they're early 20s. I'm nearly 40. I don't want to live in Malaysia. It's rubbish. Too hot. Hard to get pork and biryani.

And isn't it illegal to be gay? Not that I'm gay.

No, I don't have any A-levels. I took A-levels, but I failed them all. So there's no way I'm going to be able to live in Japan unless I get married again. I don't really want to do that.

Yeah, I am uneducated. Who cares? Still make more money than most people. I make more money than lawyers.

I make more money than policemen, solicitors, electricians. Fuck having an education.

Too late for that now. I mean, never say never or never say too late, but come on, I'm nearly 40. I'm not going back into education. I don't have the willpower. I can't be bothered.

And I don't want to teach. All I could do in Japan is teach English. Even if I got a degree, I don't want to teach English. I can't stand up in front of a classroom and then they'll do like a history check on me and be like, oh, what's this bumhole pic? As if they're gonna hire me

as a teacher in a school when I got pics of myself shoving stuff up my asshole.

It's never gonna happen, and I don't want it to happen because I don't want to be a teacher. I'd rather work in Tesco.

Diet? What, my asshole? I don't see how that's gonna help anything.

Bleach my asshole.

Yeah, I don't want to live in Japan, so these are dreams I had when I was 22, 21, not now. Now I want a little stone cottage with fireplace and doing my investments.

Wow, 57 views. Viral. 72 views now.

Remember the day I used to post anything and just get 40K?

Those days are over.

It is 11 o'clock. I'll do one more hour and then break for lunch.

Cottages are not insanely expensive, no one wants them.

Yeah, I saw some cheap cottages. I think they're cute. I like all the wonky beams and they've always got a fireplace. The problem is they're usually by the road and Like, they're never on their own bit of land, always right next to the road with no parking.

I found this like abandoned cottage, £175K with planning permission to refurbish it. I could refurbish it. I just cut down all the vines and I buy some bricks, I buy some stones and I glue it in. And then I just paint the walls white and I put in skirting board and put in a carpet. It'll look nice.

I just need 40k deposit and then I can borrow 100k and I need another 20k.

Okay, oh no. Cottages have mad upkeep costs. Why is that?

Expert roofers.

Yeah, maybe. They are pretty old buildings.

By the time you've fixed it all up, you might as well have just bought a new house.

Badly insulated.

Yeah, I guess because the walls are stone, where's the insulation gonna go?

It's not like 2-layer brick wall with insulation in between. That's why they got fireplaces.

Chris's new video is like a Top Gear ripoff. I raced Japan's tiniest car. Sports car versus Japan's tiniest car. It only got 400k views.

He should just rip off Top Gear at this point instead of these cycling streams. I don't know, Connor can cycle and then Chris can drive a car

and then see who gets to Tokyo first, and then Joey can get on the train.

Well, they have a budget of $500 and they each got to get a car.

And they set fire to it.

Wood is expensive. Do you think it's more expensive than electric heating? I guess it's a luxury, isn't it, for that ambience?

Caleb Hammer exposes Boogie's lies. You don't play lotto. It's a conspiracy. No one ever wins. It was me, and it could be you. You interviewed Boogie, and that was something completely unexpected. The interview came out— for those unaware, Boogie's one of like the OG YouTubers. He's been doing this for like 15 years, has millions of subscribers. What

happened to Boogie? I haven't checked up on him. Broke. And so when this documentary came out on his lifestyle, people were very much criticizing his lifestyle and They said he had narcissism and personality disorders, but you went at it from the perspective of his personal finances. What was— what was it like meeting him? He's interesting behind the

scenes. Well, I wasn't even expected to talk about him. Like, do I want to just, like, out his entire existence? No, probably not. But I mean, okay, a little. I heard he was talking trash after the episode. He was talking trash after the episode, but the dude is just so nice and gentle in person. Yeah, it sounds

like me. That's so nice and polite in person, but then when he gets on YouTube, he trashes everyone. And you can tell, unlike you guys who— you're the same as you are off camera. I think I'm the same off camera as I am on camera. He's not. He like, he kind of puts on a show, which I

think is why a lot of people find him to be a little more fake, which isn't surprising why an audience would fall off like that. I don't know, it's just an excuse, isn't it? Like, his true self is what he's like on stream and videos, and then he puts on a fake, oh, I'm a nice guy, and

he's like really polite in real life. That is like the person you're actually genuine on YouTube. YouTube is supposed to be the place where you're literally just seeing the person, you know? So he was very nice, very happy, but then, you know, after we recorded the episode and everything, he went and he trash-talked on his own podcast.

It's so funny because I did this Caleb Hammer episode But number one, that guy was such a dumbass. He thought that I actually bought a Tesla. Anybody with a brain knows I didn't buy a fucking Tesla. He's like trying to find something to nail me on. He's like going through my bank account. And the only thing he

can find to nail me on is like eating out. Bitch, look at me. Do I look like somebody who's saving money on food? He trash talked on Twitter. And then a couple times on Twitter, he was like, oh, this is for the drama. It was very confusing to follow. And like me and my team, we were just

like sitting back watching him just do his own thing and just confused as to why. So what did he say about you? I think he said I was a dick, which, fair enough. I mean, he is a dick though. Yeah, I can be a little bit of a dick. True. Yeah, it's fair though. I was actually pretty

gentle to him because one thing he's really good at— yeah, he's very good at the manipula— uh, manipulation around therapy talk. What is therapy talk? Therapy talk in terms of just— I've already seen this. What's Boogie up to nowadays? What happened to his girlfriend?

Damn, his channel is still dead. He gets like 15, 10K views.

Got married, buried, and canceled, 62K. Has he gotten fatter? Truth about Switch 2.

I mean, his girlfriend's not bad looking when you look at him.

How come I can't get a girl? What fucking boogie can get a girl like that? Looks better than most of my Pretty poor that I've dated.

I can't believe Bogey can keep a girl longer than I can. You literally have one. Yeah, one that doesn't even want to come and see me. 'Cause doesn't have £20 to pay for petrol.

One that will leave me if she found out about my online stuff. I mean, Boogie's girl knows everything about him and is still with him.

Boogie doesn't have to hide everything to get a girl either.

I got— no, I got 136 views going viral.

I hate how many filters you got unclicked to just see all the comments. Is that all the comments I got? Back in the day, I would have gotten so many comments like, no, Daniel, Chris isn't wrong, you are. People writing out paragraphs of stupid text telling me how I'm wrong.

If I'm just completely upfront and honest, I don't know how I'd get a girlfriend. It should be insane, like completely nuts, like Crypt.

As if I want to date someone like Crypt.

No thanks. It's below my standards, even for me.

He has a million dollars and makes a lot monthly.

Yeah, maybe I'll know.

I don't think he's rich enough to attract a gold digger though. Like, maybe some homeless girl who's got addictions and is sad and lonely would find that attractive, cuz then she's got somewhere to live.

She invites excitement. What a crypt. Invites chlamydia. More

like—

you guys appreciating the audio quality or don't care? So I'll just unplug it.

You don't deserve better audio quality.

144 views.

I got a broadening Japan Oriental Pearl in the YouTube search terms.

Does anyone remember me? I'm back, bitch.

What do you mean you're using shocks? I don't know what that is. Put some socks on.

Where everyone tuning from?

Bone conduction headset. Wow,

sounds high-tech.

So should I buy an advanced gaming computer or a TV and an Xbox? Xbox Series X, how good are the graphics on it compared to £2,000 gaming PC?

I'm cold, where's my robe?

You have to buy all your games again. Now I'll just buy the game that I want to play. I don't want to play my old games. I have to buy Battlefield 6 again, wouldn't I? The jumper does not smell out actually because I'm wearing a shirt under it which absorbs my body smells.

Xbox Series X is about £500, TV's about £500. It's half the price of a gaming PC plus you get a TV.

I used to have so much anxiety when I posted a new video, praying that it'll get views. Now I just don't care at all.

It's crazy how things change, how one moment you care so much and the next moment you care so little.

Okay, now what? Well, it's getting cold. 13 degrees. Oh, look at the time!

1:11:11. You cannot fake that.

Uh, what was I gonna do? Oh yeah,

what is that QR code? Uh, secret,

don't scan it.

My Evernet's coming between 11:30 and 1:30. Nice. Sometimes the Amazon orders do come earlier. I hate it when it comes at 7 PM. I want to test out Evernet. See if it fixes my leg.

What did I order? Ethernet cable. People were saying it'll fix my lag on Battlefield 6. The game plays smoothly with my laptop. It's just the internet because I'm streaming. I might have to lower the bitrate on my stream. Down to like 500. Well, it's lagging. I can't do a large-scale battle. I can do small-scale and it's fine,

but then even that started lagging a bit last night.

I really hope that Ethernet— I don't have an Ethernet port on my laptop because the laptop's too small.

I can't believe that

even the BellaBox hasn't Ethernet.

Wow, my new video got 4 out of 10

on the rankings.

I ordered an adapter today.

I meant I didn't order an Ethernet cable, ordered the adapter. I already have an Ethernet cable.

2 hours has passed. What time is it? 11. Bit early for lunch.

I haven't had any reverted streams. I guess I'm doing my job right now.

Any reverted streams? I guess I'm doing—

guess I'm doing my job properly.

Just imagine how much more fun Battlefield 6 would be if it looked good as well. I mean, it already looks quite good on low settings.

Problem is, if I make it look better, it's going to take more bandwidth, isn't it? My problem is the internet,

but I've got okay-ish internet. I think it's like— I might do a speed test,

but won't that lag my stream?

Give it a try.

I got 70 download. Okay, what about

upload? 70 download.

And I've only got about 15 upload.

16. Oh, that's rubbish. I've only got 16 upload. Let me ask AI.

If I have 16 upload speed on Wi-Fi,

what bitrate on streaming Should I do to have smooth gameplay on Battlefield 6 at low settings?

Here's to balance your stream bitrate so it doesn't hog all your upload bandwidth. Recommended bitrate 2500. You must be joking. I'm streaming at 1500.

I'm at 1500 bitrate and the game lags still.

It must be the internet speed slowing it down. Can't be the computer.

16 upload is pretty rubbish. I had like 300 upload in Thailand.

Not getting many comments. People just don't really fall for my shtick anymore unless I complain about how my life's falling apart. And then they love typing about how it's all my fault, don't they? There's no, oh, don't worry, Daniel, it'll be okay. It's always just, and you deserve it, and it's only your fault. I've got such dickhead

viewers.

Not you guys. I mean the YouTube people

who aren't really— I don't really count the YouTube people as regular viewers because they only watch when I have some big drama or like big life event. Otherwise they don't watch my stuff.

Once my Ethernet cable comes,

do Battlefield.

11:30 to 1:30.

Says 9 stops away. He's in Exeter. Oh God, you know how long it takes to drive from Exeter to my house? Like 50 minutes. And he's got 9 stops in between. Say 10 minutes per stop, maybe 5 minutes per stop. Could be like 2 hours.

I really love the drive on the road to Exeter, the A30. It's really nice. It's so relaxed and so empty. Big nice dual carriageway,

just a straight line.

The

new video's

gotten 194 views. Come on, Chris Broad viewers,

take us on the bus to Exeter. Uh, why would I get on the bus when I've got a car?

You have no idea how useful it's been having the QR code on my screensaver lock screen. I don't have to open my phone and go into the app and get the QR code or open gallery to get the photo. I just get my phone, I tap it, I go beep. It's great, saves

me 20 seconds.

I want my ethernet.

I want it now.

Where

everyone tuning from, guys?

Mm-hmm.

What's Bitcoin doing?

Nothing. People kept saying, why don't you trade crypto on the weekend? It doesn't do anything on the weekend. Look, it's just flat. Yeah, it's open,

but it doesn't move much.

It's up 0.11% today.

Ah, 40 minutes to go.

Barely getting any comments on my new video.

People just don't care about my opinion anymore. It's over. When people stop caring, you're done.

Oh, he's coming. Where is he? Well, I see him moving. He's at Cheriton Bishop.

He's 2/3 of the way from Exeter.

It's kind of creepy you can track them like this. So when I was doing my deliveries, everyone was tracking me.

What's Sora the troll up to these days?

This channel's looking kind of dead. 39K 8 days ago, 72K 2 weeks ago. His hair looks stupid.

What? It's like he's got these long, too long bits that come around the side of his eyes, like the horse thing that stops him from getting distracted.

Can he not just get a normal haircut?

Looks slightly better than what he used to have, that weird spiky anime thing.

It's too long.

When I met him, I noticed his face is really big.

Like, you look at him and then you think, that's a lot of face.

Wonder what Nobita's up to.

My old mates.

Nobita from— isn't his channel called something else now? Japan Reporter.

His channel's kind of fallen off too. I think he doesn't know what else to do apart from spamming out Sex. Japanese girls sex stuff. His videos are so bland. They got this cold, boring, like mechanical feel to it. Even the thumbnails just look really boring.

I can't imagine who's watching his videos.

But the good news was in hitting my head, he broke his little finger and disfigured it so badly it's never fully recovered. So we kind of both have our little war wounds. Um, look, Jeremy Clarkson and I had 10 years of war, and it was particularly annoying that my kids all loved Top Gear. And then eventually he

texted me about 4 or 5 months ago, maybe later. What, Jeremy Clarkson punched Piers Morgan? It was last summer actually, and it just was brilliantly British. It was like at 1 in the morning, Morgan, Clarkson here, we should end this, drink. And then I found out that we shared the same pub without realizing it. I said, Scarsdale,

7 PM Monday. And he arrived on a pushbike looking like he was about to die, and I arrived on foot and I could see the locals going, holy fuck. But the good news was, in hitting my head— don't know why there's beef between Clarkson and Morgan.

I don't really know why. Like, why is Piers Morgan famous? He's just for being on the news or something. And having stupid opinions.

He's not funny. He doesn't do anything interesting.

He just had debates with famous people and then talked over them a lot.

Do you think I can out-debate him? I would just give up and then start trolling him.

I get bored trying to have a serious debate and then I just start saying stupid stuff.

Like that woman, something clunk, Ferola clunk. But not that extreme. I'm hungry, I might break now.

This stupid Ethernet thing's not coming anytime soon. He's halfway,

halfway from Exeter.

I reckon it'll come at like half 12 to 1.

9 stops away. I wonder where the 9 stops are. Probably a couple in Oakhampton, couple in Launceston.

Imagine if I never got banned from Amazon. I started doing Amazon Flex here. It might have been better.

Though I would not want to deliver around Exeter or Plymouth.

I get so much anxiety about parking.

I think it'd just be better if someone else drove and then I did all the parcel and scanning. Like, they could just drop me off, I'll go, they'll And they drive around the block

or sit in the car waiting, and if a traffic warden comes, quickly drive off and I'll go deliver the parcel.

Me and my mum did that once when my car was being serviced. We used her car. I drove her car into the warehouse because she couldn't drive it because they ID the driver. So we loaded it up and then exited the warehouse and then switched seats again. And then I was like, go here, go there. And then

she followed the sat nav.

Yeah, sometimes couples do it to get out of the house, something to do.

I think it's just so stupid I got banned for it when People do it all the time, it's just they don't film themselves doing it.

Why are you thinking of Pierce Brosnan?

Okay, well, I'm gonna break now for lunch. Hopefully when I get back Amazon's arrived.