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[2018-09-30] how to survive a typhoon in japan [H__bVhqNciU]
2018-09-30 · 10 min
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Don't film me.
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0:07–0:09 · rev_75e0de11d394903341758af74eebea0c_0There's a typhoon coming. We need to buy food.
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0:09–0:13 · rev_75e0de11d394903341758af74eebea0c_1Japanese? We need a light.
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0:13–0:24 · rev_75e0de11d394903341758af74eebea0c_2A light?
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0:24–0:25 · rev_75e0de11d394903341758af74eebea0c_3Light and the gas.
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0:26–0:27 · rev_75e0de11d394903341758af74eebea0c_4Gas?
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0:27–0:29 · rev_75e0de11d394903341758af74eebea0c_5Gas.
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0:29–0:29 · rev_75e0de11d394903341758af74eebea0c_6We have lots of gas. Gas. I'm the cameraman now. People don't like me. They want you instead.
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0:29–0:40 · rev_75e0de11d394903341758af74eebea0c_7Don't stop! Don't stop!
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0:40–0:44 · rev_75e0de11d394903341758af74eebea0c_8Don't stop?
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0:44–0:45 · rev_75e0de11d394903341758af74eebea0c_9Don't stop.
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0:45–0:46 · rev_75e0de11d394903341758af74eebea0c_10Don't stop what?
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0:46–0:47 · rev_75e0de11d394903341758af74eebea0c_11Film me. Film me.
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0:47–0:50 · rev_75e0de11d394903341758af74eebea0c_12Okay, it's already started raining. More rain to come. Oh, I'm getting wet. My feet are getting wet. My feet are soaked. Good thing I didn't wear socks. We might get a power cut if the typhoon gets really bad, so we need to stock up on food so we don't have to leave the apartment. See, everyone's getting a bit crazy, dashing out to buy food before the shops close down. But there's not much food left. Most of it's already been taken. There's hardly anything left. Show your face. You look like a crazy woman. Oh, the bread's gone. Why do they always take all the bread straight away? Why don't they take something more important like actual food instead of just bread? Okay, so I think we need juice. Definitely need juice. Oh, they have new sandwiches. Caesar salad chicken sandwich, roast beef with horseradish, chicken salad sandwich. Lots of spaghetti. Strawberry. Look, someone brought a fishing net or butterfly net here. I don't have any hands left. You hold it. I'm getting wet. You're not very Good at holding it. It's so romantic. Look at the lights reflecting off the water. So pretty. Mite,綺麗でしょ? Storm's coming. If you think it's bad now, wait until you see tomorrow. It's. Tomorrow it's gonna be windy. It's not even windy yet. Tomorrow it's gonna be 10 times worse. Look at these new sandwiches they've started bringing out. They've started to finally bring out decent sandwiches. Maybe they were listening to all my complaining.
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0:54–5:36 · rev_75e0de11d394903341758af74eebea0c_13Beef—
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5:38–5:39 · rev_75e0de11d394903341758af74eebea0c_14roast beef sandwich, horseradish. You see, and people say I complain too much. If you don't complain, then things don't get fixed. They made these special sandwiches just for me.
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5:40–5:52 · rev_75e0de11d394903341758af74eebea0c_15Stop worrying.
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5:59–6:03 · rev_75e0de11d394903341758af74eebea0c_16Red trousers. I'll blow it out. Don't worry. Open mosaic, mosaic. This is what I got for dinner. It's pork and rice, and I have coleslaw, and she has some kind of wrap. Doesn't look very appealing. What are you doing? So what we have is fried onions with fried pork in some kind of sauce and white rice with some purple, purple sprinkling on the top. Are you excited about the typhoon?
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6:04–7:30 · rev_75e0de11d394903341758af74eebea0c_17Yeah.
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7:30–7:31 · rev_75e0de11d394903341758af74eebea0c_18You love typhoons? One thing you can do to show respect when you're in Japan is to stick your chopsticks into the rice like this. It means that you're ready to eat.
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7:33–7:45 · rev_75e0de11d394903341758af74eebea0c_19Don't do it!
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7:45–7:46 · rev_75e0de11d394903341758af74eebea0c_20It's respectful to stick your chopsticks into your rice like this. Look!
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7:46–7:52 · rev_75e0de11d394903341758af74eebea0c_21No!
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7:52–7:54 · rev_75e0de11d394903341758af74eebea0c_22You're ruining the joke.
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7:54–8:00 · rev_75e0de11d394903341758af74eebea0c_23What do you have? Nikutapuri takosuminto.
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8:03–8:09 · rev_75e0de11d394903341758af74eebea0c_24What does it mean in English?
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8:09–8:14 · rev_75e0de11d394903341758af74eebea0c_25A lot tacos with a lot of meat.
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8:14–8:22 · rev_75e0de11d394903341758af74eebea0c_26Do you like your wrap packed full of meat?
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8:22–8:26 · rev_75e0de11d394903341758af74eebea0c_27Do you like love? Tucks, tucks like me. Like me?
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8:28–8:32 · rev_75e0de11d394903341758af74eebea0c_28Do you like it packed full of meat? She doesn't get it.
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8:33–8:39 · rev_75e0de11d394903341758af74eebea0c_29Very good.
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8:48–8:48 · rev_75e0de11d394903341758af74eebea0c_30Tastes like pork and fried onions with rice.
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8:54–8:58 · rev_75e0de11d394903341758af74eebea0c_31Don't do it!
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8:58–9:12 · rev_75e0de11d394903341758af74eebea0c_32Typhoon's coming. We live here.
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9:12–9:27 · rev_75e0de11d394903341758af74eebea0c_33