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嗯哼，啊。

Hey, what's today's fight, guys?

But I'm not saying anything, so don't ask me.

Only thing I can say is I met the landlord and he was not what I expected.

I was expecting like an older guy, maybe a retired guy, but he looked pretty young, like 40s, and he's a farmer. He came on like one of those farmer quad bike things.

Yeah, definitely not what I was expecting. I was expecting like, I don't know, like an old man.

All the farmers around here seem to drive this. It's not really— I mean, it's like a proper car, I guess, technically, but it's— it looks like a quad bike with a roof,

and they zip around the country lanes on them. I've seen them before. Yeah, when I was doing Every, I saw quite a lot of them. So he came in with those.

And then he checked my water meter for me, and then he offered to, um, spray chemicals on my garden to kill the weeds.

Yeah, it was a nice guy,

very strong handshake.

Just not what I was expecting at all. He said his mom used to live in this house.

I reckon I'd say he's like 40-something.

He said he'll come again later to, uh, do the garden.

He seemed like very like hands-on

Farmery kind of guy.

No, he didn't say anything about the neighbors or the cat thing.

A very sturdy looking guy since he's on the farm, works on a farm.

The cat was in the garden when he came over. He was sleeping on the chair.

But then it ran off when we— because I showed him into the garden to show him the weeds. The cat was on the chair, but then it ran away.

Yeah, very, um,

interesting day.

And I got some cheese in the post. Someone sent me some cheese. Not sure why. I don't really eat a lot of cheese.

Cheddar cheese.

My day has been very weird. But can't talk about it. No comment.

Next topic.

Market's tanking. I'm down £200 on my long. Can't believe it.

Market finally tanks.

When I'm long.

Yep, down £200.

What part of I can't talk about it don't you understand? Stop Stop asking me questions. I can't talk about it.

Only topics of today are going to be market tanking and, um,

Going to

be a boring stream, unfortunately.

I ain't saying nothing.

Maybe I wasted my money buying those gardening gloves if he's just gonna nuke the garden with this weed killer. He said once he nukes the garden with it, the weeds won't come back until next year. I don't know what kind of powerful stuff he's got. Must be like farm-grade potent.

Yeah, landlord came over. He's a nice guy, much younger than I expected.

I'd say maybe even— I don't know,

I want to guess 40s, but he kind of looked young, but he had gray hair.

Could be late 30s. How do you own so many houses when you're that young though?

Maybe inherited.

I was expecting like a 50-plus-year-old guy, maybe even 60.

What's Roundup?

I don't know why he didn't understand when I said the word weeds. I had to say it like 5 times. Weeds. Am I saying it weird or something?

Maybe it sounds like I'm saying wheeze. I said weeds. I don't know, maybe I'm saying it funny.

Weeds. Weeds. I don't know how else to say it, really.

Or maybe I said it too quietly.

Plan today? I don't know really. Today's a dead day.

Just kind of want today to be over with.

It's a dead day before it even began.

Really got the wind knocked out of my sails recently.

Began with the terrible dates.

I don't know, I don't really want to go to Thailand, to be honest.

Just feeling bad.

No, I'm not getting a Thai Elite Visa. Stupid £15,000.

No thanks.

Yeah, I saw that guy who died from streaming. I don't understand how he died though. What did he do? Like he starved himself or something?

Apparently he was torturing himself. How though? I don't really get it.

The article didn't say how he died. His buddies tortured him.

What, like Ice Poseidon's sleep streams when he got tased and stuff?

Well, that's just stupid. Why didn't Kick ban him? How are you allowed to do torture? And strangling on stream.

That's just silly.

Maybe Kick's gonna have to— maybe Kick's gonna get in trouble because they didn't moderate it. They're gonna have to come in with some stricter moderation.

I hope this doesn't affect me.

Market's tanking like crazy.

Imagine UK bands kick. Oh my God, then I'm screwed. I got to leave the country or I got to go back to YouTube.

UK's already banned Stake.com.

I don't know what I do, like if Kick gets shut down or UK bans Kick.

Back to YouTube, making £1,000 a month.

Plus, gotta get a job. Can't really survive on £1,000 a month.

Might be better for my mental health though.

Recently you've been feeling like I'm a not very good human being makes me feel bad.

Do you think I make more people happy than I make unhappy? Or do you think the level of which— the level of unhappiness I cause is greater than the amount of happiness I cause?

Feeling bad recently.

Yeah, but I probably don't make you guys happy on an equal level compared to how much unhappiness I've created.

What can I do?

Try and stop creating unhappiness.

I think recently just feel like a lot of eye-opening things have happened.

Like I'm going down this dark path

and I need to turn around

before it's too late.

I already apologized to my mum, like I've said loads of times already.

Um,

and I just feel like recently being a bad guy feels bad. I don't like it.

I need to learn how to control my mouth. I don't know why I can't.

The problem is, by the time self-reflection starts, it's already too late and the damage is done.

And I guess all you can do is try harder next time.

No, if I went to therapy, I'd start crying.

I don't think I could get through a sentence. I'd just burst into tears and it would be embarrassing.

I think the reason why— I

don't know, I need to pick my words very carefully.

I tend not to see people as people, like I objectify them,

which makes me able to do what I do.

It's like when you play WoW and you play with your guildmates and you see, oh, there's an orc and there's a tauren I just look at them as an orc and a tauren. Like, I don't imagine a human being being behind it.

But then when I learn about someone,

um, yeah, it humanizes them. But the problem is I don't learn about them

by asking questions.

It's like you can learn about me by asking me stuff, or you can read about me on Wikipedia.

I don't know, I find it hard to put myself in other people's shoes.

I just see them as how they either benefit me or inconvenience me. It's just binary.

That's why people think I don't care about them. It's because I, I don't put any effort into understanding them or understanding that they're like their own person themselves.

They're the main character in their world.

And they got all their own problems and stuff.

It's very hard conceptualizing that.

I don't know, I find it hard seeing people as other human beings who are like me.

Lack of empathy.

It's gotten me into trouble over the years.

No, I'm not in trouble.

As long as I'm careful.

Oh yeah, that's like bright side of it, isn't it? I'm not in trouble.

I didn't have to pay any money.

Just got to keep my nose clean.

Yeah, landlord experience was interesting. Wasn't really what I was imagining.

But he's a nice guy. Offered to kill the weeds in my garden.

Imagine I'm older than the landlord. Oh my God, that would be funny.

I was expecting an old man, or at least like 50. Maybe he is 50 plus and he's just Looks young, who knows.

No, he didn't mention the cat, but the cat was in my garden when he came around.

It was sleeping on the chair.

I don't think Weed Girl went to work today.

Why did she make it sound like she would be so busy with work?

I don't think she went to work today. I feel like she's just making me wait because she wants something serious, so it's like a test.

Interesting. Yeah, so I'm thinking like overall I want to stay in the UK and build upon what I have, not ditch it. And start from scratch. That's kind of my thinking.

If it means I have to get a new house or a new car, then so be it.

No, I think I want to stay in Devon. So if I was going to move out, I'd get another place in Devon. Devon is pretty nice.

I'd either move— I'd move northeast-ish.

What was that? Oh, subscribed. Thanks so much, very generous.

Now I feel like going overseas could feel even more isolating. Language barrier, can't get a job if I need to, only source of social interaction would be a girlfriend. That's why I was kind of depressed in Japan, I think.

I don't know, I feel like maybe I need some kind of sense of normal life.

I think life overseas could be even worse. That's why so many people go to Japan, spend a couple years there, become depressed, end up coming home.

If you don't create your own family and like social network quickly, you end up getting even more depressed over there.

嗯哼，嗯哼。

This is boring. Sure is, isn't it?

But beats going to jail, that's for sure.

Market tanked because I went long. Sorry about that.

I only talked about the water meter and weeds when I talked to the landlord,

so I got to submit a water reading. He said the water company is probably estimating my water usage based on 2 people living here.

What am I gonna cook for dinner? I've got pork, leftover pork that went off 3 days ago. Nice. I think I'll just fry it all off today.

Now, landlord didn't say anything about the disturbances.

I don't

know when the weather is going to get good again. I just feel like I'm trapped in my house. It says Thursday.

Is good weather.

Wow, tomorrow looks really good actually.

Not cloudy.

Maybe I'll go somewhere I like to reset my mood.

What? Pay yearly tax instead of council tax for houses over £500K.

How's that different to council tax?

What, they have to pay yearly tax and council tax? I don't get it.

Or no council tax, but then they pay a yearly— what, the yearly tax the same as the council tax? What's the point?

Well, well, homeowners. I'm not a homeowner. I'm not a homeowner,

so I guess I don't have to care about it.

Oh no, I thought

maybe I'd get back into aquascaping

at some point, get a tank.

Pet store stream.

Make it nice.

You've got a nice pet store in Plymouth.

It's kind of like an interesting hobby. I could show it to my girls so

that I can say at least I've got some kind of hobby.

I wouldn't get fish straight away until I've stabilized the environment.

You're supposed to wait a month until you add living things into it,

let bacteria develop and stuff.

I don't want one too big.

I'll go get a crab from the beach and put it in the tank.

What could go wrong?

I need to embark on my

inner peace monk mode.

Landlord would be pissed. What, because I got a little crab?

What about all the spiders in my Prince's Laboratory? Are those pets?

Why do I view people as objects? I don't know, it's because it's easier, isn't it?

How does one commit great acts of evil without dehumanizing people?

Unfortunately, since 20— 16, I've wired my brain

to derive pleasure from dehumanizing people, like making YouTube videos about guest house people I met in Japan, stuff like that,

because I was rewarded for doing it with money and attention. So my brain learned to get addicted to it.

It's not been good.

Sometimes I wonder what life would have been like if I never found this YouTube thing.

嗯。

Yeah, I wish— I'm jealous of that Pirate Software guy. I wish my biggest problem was I let my guildmates die in a raid.

I wish that was my biggest problem.

Funny thing is, he gets way more hate than I Karten.

Well, I should go outside tomorrow. The weather's good. Been trapped in the house for days now. It's not been good for my head. I wonder where to go.

Bog Hill might be nice.

Bog Hill usually puts me in a good mood.

Not Viaduct. I don't like Viaduct. I mean, the viaduct. Don't like viaducts because you get up there and there's nowhere to go really. You can follow the cycling route but you can't see anything because it's built inside of a pre— an old train track. There's no view.

Are CBD vapes legal? Is that weed?

I saw a vape store in Oakhampton. Maybe I'll go there.

I got rancid pork 3 days ago. I got this cheese. Someone sent me cheese. Strong lingering and memorable.

What's this cold smell?

Oh, I still got salmon.

It went off yesterday.

Food goes off fast, so then I can eat it.

I've got nothing to eat it with.

Texture is kind of weird, like Play-Doh,

a bit cold and slimy.

Home.

If I gave the cat salmon, people say, oh, the salt and the smoke's not good for it.

Oh, sashimi.

Oh God, the flavor's too intense on its own. It needs crackers or bread or something.

I don't want to buy that yet.

Spasmen.

I won't do 20,000. Step track tomorrow.

I think that'll clear my head.

Okay, eyes back on the money. Next Thursday, £6,000 target.

I should get paid tomorrow for this week.

Bringing my total to about 5,200. And next week I want 6,000. And then last week of this month I want 6,500. And then I'm gunning for 10,000 in September.

That's my goal.

10,000 would be a great number.

Pay your mum back. Um, maybe.

Once I have £10,000 security net, then I'll make monthly payments of £200 a month.

£500 a month after I get my £10,000 safety net. Because once I've got £10,000 invested,

uh, the gains will be rolling in. The problem is I can't really deploy £10,000 into the market very quickly without taking on a lot of risk. So my plan is 2-year deployment of $10K.

That's the safest way to do it.

Let's see how long this kick thing lasts.

I mean, if I've got £10,000 savings and I owe her £19,000,

you might as well take £10,000 off how much I owe her because I got the money. It's just in my bank account instead of in her bank account. So it's based— having 19,000 savings and 19,000 debt basically comes back to zero. Because it's not like I don't have the 19,000. It's just that it's in my bank account

and not hers. Makes sense, doesn't it? Yeah, I thought so.

Because I could give her the money anytime. I just think it would make more money if I had it in investments

because she's just gonna put it in her rubbish, I don't know, 6% a year savings account.

That's barely— that's not even barely beating inflation.

Well, it's probably like 4 to 5% now. They're cutting interest rates,

so you're just beating inflation barely.

嗯。

Yeah, I would have never guessed where the water meter was. It's under a tiny little drain cover, like a— it's not like a big manhole. I was thinking like a big circle manhole on the street. It was like a little square cover.

It would look kind of weird if I started digging around for it.

I know where it is now. My mum's house. It's out of the road near a bush.

And then gotta go Tesco in a couple days, I think.

I can't believe I've got to buy food again. I've already spent £200 this month.

Do I even— I've got leftover stir-fry. Leftover chicken pie filling.

That's 2 dinners and then 2 portions. That's 4 dinners. Well, 4 dinners.

Spending nearly £300 a month on food. Don't get it.

Do not get it. Maybe I start going to Lidl instead.

Got a headache. Maybe I need a coffee.

Oh God, what a day. Today's been interesting.

No, I don't really want to go to Thailand. I want to put down roots, dude, not scrap everything and run away like I've always done.

I'm sick and tired of spending so much money and energy into building something and then just scrapping it to run away.

I think if I don't change my attitude, life will be the same no matter where I go.

I'll just be in a condo in Thailand, bored and depressed.

I don't know where else you can live where you're surrounded by really beautiful places that you can easily drive to

on a daily basis.

Like, if you lived in Manchester, you'd have to take an hour bus or train outside of the city to go anywhere nice. Good luck trying to own a car in this city.

What positions do I have now?

I've got 100% long, that's down £200 now, and I'm 50% short.

I closed 2 of the shorts as the market crashed. I still got 2 open.

FOMC is in 2 hours 20 minutes. I think it's Jackson Hole.

My account would be up so much if I didn't have this stupid long

20 or 30 minutes by what? By car? Okay, what about by bus?

Yeah, I know there's a— there's the— what is it called?

Are they called the moors as well? I know there's like a big moor thing next to Manchester, but You gotta get public transport to get into it. I'm talking about when I lived there, I didn't have a car, and I wouldn't have a car if I lived in Manchester.

I'm not getting on a bus or train for an hour just to go to a countryside.

Yeah, you need a car to get there,

or you gotta walk like half an hour to the bus stop and then get on a bus for like 40 minutes.

It's not very convenient.

I can get to nice places here in 20 minutes by car.

Yeah, but I'm comparing life in Manchester without a car to life in Devon with a car because I've never lived in Manchester with a car.

Caffeine.

I don't know, I'm not really thinking about travel at the moment.

Thinking about what's the right thing to do.

I think Thailand might actually make me feel worse.

I just don't— this is what I thought last year, and I think I was right. Aimlessly wandering around in Asia is not it.

I don't think that's it.

I think it's pointless and waste of time and money. Might have some cheap thrills like hookups.

I think there'd still be this feeling of isolation and meaninglessness.

No, I felt less isolated at my mum's house.

It's nice having my mum there when she's not being horrible, and it's nice my sister coming around and seeing Dave Gibson. I definitely felt happier at home.

If you don't include the fighting.

Also, it's where I grew up, so it's special to me.

Yeah, I'm feeling very like defensive turtle mode.

That black cat really struggles getting across the fence now with all the weeds.

Maybe I'll cut them back for him.

It's funny, Mr. Meow Meow likes sitting on the chair, but black cat doesn't.

Well,

well.

What

was growing up in the '90s like?

Pretty nice.

Just before the internet started to dominate everything.

No talking about sensitive words.

I hope you understand.

Oh.

Nice drive would be nice tomorrow. Put on my music.

Bok Hill. Been a while since I went to Bok Hill.

What day is it today? Tomorrow's Thursday. Maybe Bog Hill Thursday and then pet shop Friday. I want to get a fish tank.

No, I'm not getting a pet. I'm just getting a fish tank and some plants.

I want to make like a little— I want to make a slope and it's got grass in it.

I think it'll be therapeutic. I don't know, it's kind of a cool little hobby. Hopefully it's not too expensive. Problem is getting a big tank is kind of expensive, isn't it? Imagine I buy it and I drop it, shatters,

water damage. Um, pretty sure it's fine.

Where would I put it? I want it to be the centerpiece.

Could put it on that table.

Fish tank content.

Or maybe on top of this fireplace. Problem is, once it's filled with water, it'll be too heavy to move.

Computer desk's too small for a fish tank.

I'm not buying a fish. There's nothing to feed. I'm just buying a plant. I just want to get some aquatic plants and some grass.

Like a very long narrow tank to put here.

Fish tank with no fish, like fish and chips with no chips.

I'll put a little snail in it.

What's the best Resident Evil remake?

Problem is the puzzles are really boring. I hate all the puzzles.

No comment.

Um, my answer to all questions in the comment.

The end of hiding in my room.

Knock on—

It's

over.

Any horror games on Switch 2?

Hey Daniel, what's new with you today? Tell me horror games on Switch 2.

The Nintendo Switch 2 has some cool horror games lined up. I Hate This Place is coming in November 2025, offering craft-based survival horror. And there's Chronos: The New Dawn, a third-person survival horror game launching in September 2020. Boring.

No, I'm not playing anything, just chatting to Weed Girl.

What's a good horror game? Horror games are fun. Let's play with it, go.

Price high to low. More expensive means it's better. Oh, they got Dead by Daylight on Switch.

Interesting.

How's Mortal Kombat horror?

They've got Five Nights at Freddy's.

I wish they'd bring some games out on the Switch too.

Alan Wake, I tried playing that, my stupid laptop wasn't good enough.

Oh, Alan Wake Remastered is on Switch.

When did that— 2022.

Amnesia Collection.

If only there was a handheld device kind of like the Switch that could play everything on Steam. Wonder what that could be.

It has some nicotine, but it's not helping.

I think it's because I had the coffee.

The caffeine cancelled out the nicotine.

The 20 mgs of nicotine

aren't helping.

We surveyed car wash sellers and they got an average of £1,000.

Uh, is that spirits and voices? If you're near us, say hello. I know what I mean. Let's see if this is them. Hello, Jimmy.

Why do girls love horror so much? Oh, what? They got Resident Evil 4 on Switch?

£8. Resident Evil 4 kind of sucks though.

Isn't it in Africa and

there aren't zombies but like crazy village people?

Nah, I don't like it.

A lot of Japanese series are like this. The first 2 games, or even 3, are good, and then the rest of them just suck, like Metal Gear Solid.

Oh, what?

This game's on Switch too. Hello and welcome.

It's

actually quite a lot on the Switch.

You just gotta dig for it.

The Suicide of Rachel Foster.

Weird game name.

Hmm, play game or watch movie? Which one's better if you have a date over?

Probably watch movie. Otherwise, you— your hands are kind of busy with the game, and you've got to actually pay attention to the game, whereas a movie is more passive. Game can be fun too.

I don't really— I don't know, I don't really feel like I want to play a game with a girl.

'Cause you can cuddle and watch something. It's hard to cuddle and play something.

Yeah, she's quite into gaming. Probably more than me. I mean, most people are. I only play one game, and I don't really care about anything else.

No, I didn't disable clips.

Nah, Japan's dead to me. Sorry, but

Trying to rekindle Japan is just like beating a dead horse.

It'd be like if the British made a bunch of wooden cannonball ships and tried to conquer the world again. It's just not gonna happen.

It's over.

They had a good run.

Enjoyed everything Japan has to offer. I think it's good to close the book on that chapter.

I'm done with Japan.

Just don't think it leads anywhere apart from to pain and misery,

suffering.

Just imagine all the Japanese people who have to live in Japan forever.

I just can't picture it.

Eating Japanese food every day, speaking Japanese every day.

How do they do it?

Buh. Hi, hi, hi, hi.

Wow, market ripped. I'm only down £150 instead of £200.

Wow, new Kirby game coming out, guys.

Air Riders, £60.

How even is it? Or is it just racing?

What?

Why would you buy that when you can get Mario Kart?

Huh,

as if that's going to be better than Mario Kart. Why even bother?

Another racing game.

Fast-paced vehicle action featuring Kirby.

Why isn't Kirby in Mario Kart, by the way?

Same with Crash Bandicoot Racing. Why does anything— Sonic Racing as well. All these games are going to flop because you'll never beat Mario Kart, will you? Why do they even bother?

Nintendo's been milking the same ideas for how long? 40 years. They're pretty good at that, I have to admit.

Masters of the milk.

嗯哼，嗯嗯嗯嗯。嗯。

iPhone 17 striking new design.

Thinking I might return the Flip 7.

I

just don't really care about IRO anymore.

Thoughts? I don't know. I mean, I could still stream in the pet shop and

use it flipped.

It is nice no one complains about me filming because they don't know I'm filming.

If they don't know I'm filming,

isn't it their fault?

It's not hidden, it's pretty visible.

I mean, I still do IRL, I just use my shitty setup where it's all shaky, but I don't think you guys really care, to be honest.

Unless the Flip 7 gives me better signal, which I thought maybe it does.

I'd just rather not have people complaining at me if I'm obviously filming, like with a selfie stick.

I just don't really feel comfortable going around filming because a lot of people don't like it.

I'm not trying to film them, it's just they walk into the shot. And then they think I'm filming them.

It says the phone, iPhone 17, is going to be aluminum instead of titanium because it's 40% lighter. Well, couldn't they figure that out before they made it out of titanium? They made such a fuss about making it titanium.

Didn't they know aluminium would be lighter? Everyone knows that. Why don't they just make it aluminium in the first place?

That's not what this article says. It says aluminium is roughly 40% lighter than titanium at similar volumes.

So we could see iPhone 17 Pro models carry less weight.

Aluminium is better thermal conductor than titanium.

That's what the article says.

I'm

reading Forbes.com

iPhone 17 leaks.

They're talking about no SIM card slot and using eSIMs.

Well, what if I want to have multiple SIM cards,

like switching Vodafone, Lebara?

I don't even use my iPhone 12 Mini anymore.

Come back to my S10 Plus for most of my usage.

Wee girl doesn't want to do a phone call because she says she has anxiety,

but she sent me a voice message.

Usually I'm the one with phone call anxiety.

Should have said, why don't you take some weed

and chill out? I hate phone calls, but sometimes it's nice to build a bit of a connection before meeting. It's nice to know what they sound like.

I

feel, I don't know, mentally exhausted today.

I don't like doing phone calls, but I think it does help.

Her voice sounds— just sounds like a woman.

I don't really know what to say.

Yo, Daniel! Oh yeah, my name's not Daniel, remember?

Maybe I'll legally change my name,

or I get a fake ID.

My name,

Bond. James Bond. I'll change— well, I'd keep it a secret, or otherwise stupid haters are gonna Post it.

Nathaniel

Lexington. I think surnames with 3 syllables sound cool, like Lannister. One syllable is kind of lame. Lord.

Captain Lord just doesn't have the same ring to Captain Lannister. It's gotta be 3 syllables, last name.

Maximus

Aurelius

Bilbo Baggins. I don't know. What I'd make my fake name, or my new name.

I like Daniel though. I think it suits me.

I don't like it when people call me Mr. Lord. It kind of reminds me of my granddad. I don't know why.

Oh God, if my granddad was alive and I could tell him all the things I got up to. I swear my granddad was a mute. I don't remember ever seeing him talk much.

He had a gentle smile and didn't say a lot, which is why I was surprised when I found out why everyone hated him.

He punched my dad in the face and broke his nose and then shoved him in a closet.

He was abusive and he beat my grandmother, and then my grandmother ran away, taking my dad and one of his brothers with her. Left the other 3 there to suffer the abuse.

Yeah, my dad must have been teenager,

early teenager.

Broken family.

I don't know what happened to him. I think the war broke him. He said all his friends got blown up from a landmine.

At least when you talk about dead people, they can't get mad at you.

Say what I want,

what's my granddad gonna do?

Maybe one day when I'm like 85 years old,

I'll tell you all about the story of Bilbo Baggins.

I hope you guys still around.

Don't be dying on me.

My granddad always said the house saved his life because he was writing up blueprints for it when his mates went into town for a drink. They all got blown up.

He was in North Africa fighting Rommel, or what's his name? Is it Rommel,

the Nazi general?

But I don't think he saw any action because he was like an engineer or something. So I don't know what he got PTSD from. It's not like he was storming the trenches. He was special because he knew Morse code, so he was like a radio operator.

Yeah, it might have got some shell shock.

Shell shock.

Maybe I'll work out.

Could be good for my mental health.

Oh God, this month's been rough. Setback upon setback.

Has there even been any good news or good stuff this past month?

I guess the money. Yeah, I guess the money's been good.

News about the water meter. The landlord came round.

Told me my readings.

I've closed half my shorts. I'm all in long.

I broke even on a couple shorts. The two are still open.

It's probably gonna rip when Jay Powell starts speaking,

which would be in an hour and 10 minutes.

I keep positions open until they break even. I've had some shorts open for months

costing me overnight interest. It's really dumb.

Yeah, but the fear is I close it and then it tanks.

I wonder if you take the DCA strategy and then you just long-term invest in the market but you buy CFDs instead.

So you just keep buying CFDs long on pullbacks. Do you think that would work? It'd be like having an investment account but 20x leverage where you pay overnight interest. I don't know if that makes any sense.

CFD, it's like buying a stock but it's 20x leverage and you got to pay overnight fees for holding it.

That's why when the market drops by, I don't know, 1%, I freak out because it's 20%, really.

I always thought if I, if I was Fry from Futurama and I woke up and it was 3,000 years later,

it would be kind of cool because I could talk about anything I want because they'd all be long gone. But then also I wouldn't have any viewers, so what's the point?

Go live, got zero viewers. I mean, the platform— when you imagine YouTube still being around or Kick being around 3,000 years later,

I wonder if we would have nuked ourselves into it. Extinction already by then.

Imagine if you just lived forever.

Would be so depressing. I mean, if you cared about family and friends, it'd be depressing because they'd all die of old age and you'd still be around. And then you make new friends and family, and then they will eventually die too.

This sounds so lonely.

It might work out.

Work to remove 3 tons of love locks from Bristol Bridge. If people keep attaching these stupid locks onto bridges and stuff, must weigh it down.

I'm afraid most of them broken up by now.

A bit depressing, isn't it?

Been vomiting more than I've been talking.

Voilà.

No,

no,

no.

12-4.

My final form.

Oh, fucking hell. Oh, my finger now.

The final set.

Va bene.

2,

1.

啊，啊，啊。

嗯嗯嗯嗯嗯。

Conversation's kind of run dry.

I don't know what

to

say.

How am I supposed to— what am I supposed to talk about every day to this girl for a month before I run out of things to talk about? And then it just becomes, how was your day? My day was good, how was your day? Oh, I did this. Why don't you just hurry up and meet already?

Really don't know what else to ask her.

Talks about gaming, movies,

siblings, driving, jobs, travel.

I mean, imagine she was in the same room. What would you talk about?

I feel like I already know everything, like the basic stuff.

I know I need to do some kind of whimsical topic, like if you had any superpower, what would you choose and why?

Oh.

I did like how we were talking about bum holes the other time.

If I can steer it into like a sexual direction, because talking about jobs and stuff's boring.

I don't want— we just talk about boring stuff. It's not fun.

She usually steers it into a sexual direction.

What's that say?

Spanish girl saying she feels lonely and it was such a boring day.

Wanna come over?

Hmm, I mean, if the girl tells you she's lonely today, what do you do?

I don't really want to meet. I'm feeling kind of depressed.

Um.

What did you get up to

today?

What about, don't you—

do you have friends there?

I got to spark up the combo with weed, girl. It's getting dry.

Um,

what do I say?

Yeah, but I don't really want to hang out. I don't I don't really want to. I kind of just want to be alone tonight. I don't want her to actually say, oh yeah, can I come over tonight?

She didn't say she was going to come over. Yeah, but she's telling me she's lonely even though I didn't ask.

Kind of like hinting at something, isn't it?

And I can't keep talking about meeting up with Weed Girl. I keep bringing it up too much already. I mean, she knows I want to meet, and I know she doesn't want to rush.

Yesterday's convo was fun. How did it start?

Yeah, it was— we were talking about Indian food and it turned into vomiting in my mouth.

Not vomiting, but like pre-chewing.

I don't know how that happened. Maybe I need to wait until she gets high and then she'll start being weird again.

I don't know why. I mean, she said she's really busy with work, but she doesn't seem that busy.

I do like her though.

Oh God, my brain's dead.

Hard work, this talking to women thing.

So are you into anal? How about that? Now that's too direct.

You got to like suggest something and it's got to be like a tease. Um.

I like,

I like the beginning of the question that goes, have you ever? But then what do I follow it up with?

Do you like stuff?

Could send her a voice message.

Oh, I don't know. What the fuck am I supposed to— I mean, if we were past the stage of getting to know each other.

What do I want to talk about that isn't a life update or what did you do today?

I'm talking to both of them. But I've kind of hit a dead end with where we'd gone.

I mean, we've already discussed meeting, we discussed what we're gonna do, we talked about what we want.

The problem is I'm kind of scared to be pervy. In tech. I'm very bad at like sexting.

I need to ask her like a weird question.

Whimsical.

Should I copy that nymph girl's question? If you're a mythical creature,

don't message her too often. Yeah, maybe I'm over-messaging her, but I want to like create a bond.

I can't imagine she's doing this with a bunch of other guys. Do you think she's got like 5 guys?

Waiting. But then again, I can't imagine I'm the only guy she's talking to.

But she does seem like she likes me.

Yeah, she doesn't get the ick, so I could definitely be more playful or weird. She probably wants that.

I, I do say weird stuff, but I'm scared to say it to someone directly.

I'm not really— she's definitely out-weirding me. Because I'm kind of shy to be weird.

I get like paralysis and then my mind goes blank. Overheat.

嗯。

Okay, I've got a good question.

My biceps are bulging.

Only took me half an hour to come up with my question.

I've got a lot of pimples recently.

The cleanser is not working. I told you, washing face, cleanser, blah blah blah, doesn't make any difference. Look.

I drink 2 cups of water a day.

6,000. Just keep stacking it,

stacking the Benjis.

I don't think I projected 8K.

No, I said 6K end of next week. End of the month, maybe 6.5K. It's just that I've skipped a couple days streaming because I went on dates.

Progress has been slower than expected. Also lower viewers now.

Rent is not due until the end of the first week of next month, so I'd get paid 3 more times before rent.

FOMC in 30 minutes,

I think.

Why is the market tanking then?

So they can rip it. When they announced the rate cuts.

No, I think 6K easy by next Thursday.

Very unlikely I'll get 7K end of the month, maybe like 6.7K

unless I crank out an OnlyFans video, get the bum hole out.

Been kind of slacking on OnlyFans.

I can't really be bothered.

It only takes 30 minutes to film a video, and then I could make $200 nearly

by selling it.

I don't know, I can't be bothered sometimes. You got to be in a freaky mood to do it. I just haven't really been in the mood.

I don't want to prompt Spanish girl into asking if we can meet tonight. That's gonna cost me money.

No. Google Pixel 10, is it out yet?

Holiday now on a curry with thousands of deals on the tech you need, like saving up. I hate his stupid intro. No one cares about your stupid Ultimate Frisbee. Oh my God. Why do you keep going on about this frisbee thing as if anyone cares? They've been showing us the design on social media for weeks now, but

the design is quite nice. I think it looks better than iPhone.

I like how symmetrical it is. It's what's inside that has the potential to be a game changer. I will say though, I actually do like the Pixel 10's designs. At this point, the camera bar is what I'm just saying. But then this build is even more flagshippy and high quality than ever before. It's still IP68 rated, but

now it's Gorilla Glass Victus 2, and it's in these 4 colors: Obsidian, Frost, Indigo, and Lemongrass. Lemongrass? This is black. Why don't they just call it black? Why do we call it Obsidian? Frosted Glass? It's just gray. Indigo? It's just blue. They've matched actually the speaker grilles with the metal color. But then the 2 biggest things, which

both technically count as inside the phone, triple cameras and Pixel Snap. So triple cameras, I wasn't actually sure if they were going to do this because we saw the leaks and I wasn't sure if it was the Pro or not, but it turns out they are finally doing triple cameras in the base Pixel. So we have here

a 48-megapixel primary camera, a 13-megapixel ultra-wide, and a 10-megapixel 5x telephoto camera. So that's great, and we'll get to the Pro cameras in a minute, but these phones all also have what's called Pixel Snap, which is basically Google's branding word for— video is echoing. Oh, that's clearly including— got desktop audio on, unmute it. Qi 2 wireless charging

with magnets built into the phone.

Wow, I actually didn't see that coming, but I'm very excited about it. This is one of literally 2 phones now that I've ever held in my hands that has the full Qi 2 built in. The hell is Qi 2?

Into the phone. The other one being literally the HMD Skyline that very few people have ever heard of, but I'm so happy to see it here because it means you can wirelessly charge the phone at 15 watts. And there's also now this whole new ecosystem of magnetic accessories. You think Apple would have a patent for the magnetic

wireless thing? Accessories that can slap onto the back of the phone, wireless chargers and stands of course, but even non-chargers like this Pixel ring stand they're making, and it is like firm to the back of the phone, which is awesome. And yes, iPhone MagSafe accessories do line up with these G2 magnets. So basically any accessory out there

that will lock onto the back of an iPhone will also lock onto the back of this phone too. So Google is of course going to be selling this $40 Pixel Snap charger. It's just a metal puck. I would love wireless car charging. That'd be so cool if you just pull up on your driveway, get out, and it

starts charging automatically. So you don't have to plug stuff in. The Pixel Snap ring is $30, and it is actually pretty sturdy for holding up the phone. Phone at a bunch of different angles or being a PopSocket. So for all intents and purposes, Pixel Snap is basically MagSafe. It's great. We'll take it. So you might be thinking,

Marques, if the base Pixel is so good, it's got the triple cameras now and it's got Pixel Snap and all these upgrades, then what's new with the Pros? Like, is there anything better about the Pros? And this has been a theme with the Pixel, which is that there isn't that big of a difference between the base Why

do you watch his videos when all you do is complain about him? Because I'm interested in what he's talking about, but he does annoy me sometimes. Pixel to justify the price, and that's kind of true again here. So let's play spot the differences. So both these— oh God, I think Spanish girl's hinting at wanting to meet.

She said, what's it like there? Uh, it's horrible and boring. Don't come.

It's very quiet

and, uh, lots of trees.

How about your place?

Phones are the same size, 6.3 inches on the base, 6.3 inches on the Pro, but the Pro's display is slightly higher resolution and slightly brighter, and it's LTPO with a full 1 to 120Hz variable refresh rate. Brownlee, that name sounds kind of racist, don't you think?

It's like one of those names— I don't know if I should say it.

Might get in trouble, you know, like slave owner stuff. Like maybe the slave owners were called Lee and then they named their slaves Brownlee. It's just a theory, I'm not saying anything. You also get more RAM and max storage, and it actually has a slightly smaller battery likely to make room for the slightly larger— like, didn't the

slaves take on the Family name of the owners. Triple cameras, so same focal lengths, but now this time 50-megapixel main camera, 48-megapixel ultra-wide, and a 48-megapixel 5x telephoto. So with the extra resolution on the Pro, you can zoom in further, all the way into 100x. It'll let you do now, and ProRes Zoom will do its best to

use AI to process and sharpen what thinks you're taking a picture of, where you can only go into 20x with the non-Pros. And the Pros come in Moonstone, Jade, and Porcelain. Now, how much better are the Pro's triple cameras going to be than the Moonstone's triple cameras? We'll see, you know. And also, does the extra rent make

a big difference? Is a better selfie camera going to make a big difference? These are things that I have to test in my full reviews. Definitely get subscribed to be among the first to see that when that drops. But at this point, it doesn't seem like there's a massive difference between the base Pixel 10— it's a decentralized

walletized gig platform optimizing vertical liquidity— and the Pixel 10 Pro. Now the 10 Pro XL is a little bit more interesting because then you're also getting a bigger display, of course, also a bigger battery, 5,200 milliamp hours, double the starting storage as well, and it actually charges a bit faster as well. A little more thermal room, so

up to 45. Didn't he get in trouble? He pulled— he got pulled over for speeding or something. Not everyone's perfect, I guess. And they gave it Qi 2.2, so it will wirelessly charge at 25. Oh, oh, spasm. That's basically it. Pixel 10, Pixel 10 Pro, and Pixel 10. I don't know why phones make me so excited. They

all do the same thing. They all look the

same. Should I tell Weed Girl I got sucked off by a gay guy

since we're talking about open-mindedness?

Said, do your parents know you've smoked weed? I don't think my mom does know. Does she know?

I never told them I did.

I don't want to tell her my dad died. This is kind of a downer, isn't it? But

they'd be mad if I did it in the house.

So we have the Pixel 10 Pro Fold, which is exciting because we get to see now what are the— some of the lessons that Google has learned along the way. They've made a first-generation foldable, okay, so now what are they going to improve? What are they going to settle in on as the real key things that they

keep and the things that they change and evolve? And this one is again for sure,

but not in a way that's going to blow anyone out the water.

I kind of don't really care about folding phones anymore.

Not really fussed about having a bigger screen.

Whoa! Oh, oh, spasm! Oh my God, that was a good one.

It is comfy when you're sitting on the sofa and you unfold it. You've got this big square display, but you basically just do what you do anyway on your phone, but you've got a bit more screen. Dust and water resistant, which I believe is the first time you've ever seen a foldable be fully dust and water resistant.

So shout out to the hinge engineers, the hinge-ineers, for pulling through on that one. Oh, I don't know why I'm spasming so much.

How come all these random health problems cropped up for you over the past— last year?

I've always had spasms when I get excited.

Yeah, maybe the vomiting in my mouth is Kind of recent. I don't know, getting old.

So then I unfold it and it's again a large squarish 8-inch interior display. Nothing too dramatically different here. There's still a somewhat noticeable crease. It's not terrible through the middle, but it's there. I kind of also just stopped caring about hiding stuff as well. Like, I've, um, kind of stopped caring about my skin as well, whereas before

I would never have showed my skin without a filter on.

I guess as you get older, you just stop caring about stuff.

Like your image.

Become a gross old man. Soon I'll be farting, picking my nose, eating my snot, picking my feet.

Now one thing I'll never do is fart in front of people. So it's interesting. I like it, but I do also have to admit it doesn't really do anything that other foldables don't. Like, it's not offering some massive dramatic improvement. The hardware is not incredibly thin or some crazy lack of a crease or anything like that. It

doesn't have super fast charging. It doesn't have incredible cameras. It doesn't really do anything super special. I mean, IP68 is pretty new and it takes a Snap is nice, but really, when you start YouTube, you really care a lot about looking good. You want hair looking nice, lighting good, camera angle, filters, because the better you look, the

more people like you.

But when you stream, you kind of have to stop caring about it so much.

Well, my dad passed away. Should I tell her?

I just— I don't like telling people my dad passed away because then they'll say, oh, I'm Sorry. And then I say, that's okay.

I'm talking about parents now.

Yeah, I think she say, yes, fine, we get on fine.

Yeah, I think we're fine apart from having a massive argument that caused me to come here in the first place.

嗯。

But not much to do here apart from

a pub.

Oh no,

I don't know what it is with Spanish girl, but sometimes I send her a message and I just get one gray tick, like she's got no internet or she turned off her phone.

It only happens with her, and that's the thing that matters, like the slightly more flow Flagship hardware is one thing that Google's been slowly getting better at over the years, but massive numbers on paper has never been their thing. They've never had a 100-megapixel camera or 100-watt charging. But instead, the Pixel continues a tradition of being the

smartest phone in the room by just having a ton of really useful software features. And they've added some stuff this year that strikes me as stuff that only Google could pull off. Because it's using just so much Google stuff. Like, the 2 that really stuck out to me are Magic Cues and Conversational Editing. So Magic Cues, very

cleverly, basically takes cues from across different services in your Google account to surface information where you might need it. So example, you're texting someone and they ask you where the dinner reservation in New York is. When Google Messages detects that. No, this AI stuff's really boring.

It goes in and uses generative fill. It does all that. How many of you guys are like family tech support and somebody

calls that sounds remarkably similar to my actual voice, but it's AI generated speaking a different language? All this stuff could potentially be that one killer feature But in theme with the rest of the phone, it's not the main focus. They will be focusing on TPU within a minute. Boring. So what, it's got MagSafe and it's got triple

cameras? Wow. They're all releasing their stupid Pixel 10 videos now. They all release them all at the same time. Tech Trap, Mr. Who's the Boss, Marques. The embargo gets lifted, I guess. Face ID, big upgrade. Well, hey, it's Google Pixel's turn. Happy birthday, Pixel series! Although this one's a bit more of a quiet stay at home with

your mum and dad. We have new colors, we have a new chip. How's black or white a new color? It's always been in black or white. What it's all about is to get new Android software. Google promised bonus. It was a lot like an iPhone. It's a grass color and Pixel Snap and all those things. The pros

go from 2000 to 2021. What a dull phone.

Where's the Jackson Hole?

Looking at apartment with good Wi-Fi is great. I just want to begin today's video by congratulating the U.S. government for reaching a new milestone. So the U.S. federal government is now in debt by $37 trillion. $37 trillion. Did it, everyone. So this is the official stats according to U.S. If you got $37 trillion. And I must say

that unfortunately that is not the case. What's coming up in Q4 2025,

but I must say that if interest— Powell speaking in 5 minutes.

Tank or rip?

And, and walk together. A rare sight in these times. Now stop it, Legolas! The Dark Lord's arm has grown long.

The Dark Lord. It's so cringe.

Oh God, I love The Rings. Funny sometimes. The Dark Lord.

Who's this Goon guy? He's still Kim.

Imagine if he did that. Imagine if he just took all the wind out of my sails. I wouldn't be live right now if he played his cards correctly. I wouldn't have the— damn, Ice looking rough. He's looking skinny too, like he's not eating. The bags on his eyes are crazy.

I can't believe Kim cheated to sleep with this guy. He looks like, I don't know, like a scumbag. The way he talks, well, it's just gross. Alt to go live, I'd be like, oh, I, I ulted and then it got fail ult. It would have been brutal. But instead, you'll see, make money. But there's a line and

he crossed that line instead of just being a man and coming to me man to man. You You are a coward, and honestly, you deserve nothing but the worst. Have no trust for anybody anymore too. I don't trust anybody. I don't want to help small streamers anymore. I don't want to give money to small streamers anymore. I

don't want to help people anymore. I'm completely over it. He said he wanted to do longer games. Yeah, you're a scumbag, dude. Oh yeah, and then I went in this Chat. I went in his chat when he was saying, um, I don't know why you weren't a man that didn't tell me what was going on. And I

said, because I wanted to do Hunger Games. He's such a prick, dude. Imagine if you— no class during his little tirade. Holy— Hunger Games sounded really cool, bro. That scumbag. And you will be the reason me Ice Poseidon is not gonna help small streamers anymore. I will not go out of my way— just that he's just like

laughing at Ice, no empathy, thinks it's all a joke. These people are just horrible people. And to help people anymore, because I don't trust anyone. He's got a wife, doesn't he? And he's got a wife that does OnlyFans. Okay, so here's the thing. You can't get your girlfriend, all right? Why are you for everybody else? Because one

dude scumbagged you, you're taking your ball and go home? That's the mentality? That's the loser mentality that you have? Don't punish everybody else for my actions. Learn from my actions. Seriously, you're gonna take your ball and go home? Because you got embarrassed, you got humbled one time. That's all it took? And what are you gonna do without

all the people? You showed up to Japan and had to surround yourself with other people. The only funny thing you did in Japan in your stream personally is when you punched the window when you were threatening Kimmy the other times. Like, wait, you can't stop what you started. You built a community off of utilizing said community and

your orbiters as your little patsies, as your little pawns in your game. You're gonna stop now? Run the next events, move forward. Just the dumbest thing ever. Like, you couldn't have given me more of a better response.

Does he have PR training or something? Like, you couldn't have given me a funnier response. To what I did.

You could have nuked everything that I did with accepting the fact that you still love Kenny and moving forward with it and owning up to it, saying, yeah, he's just not gonna get to come to my events. You made the most money on your stream doing my events. Sorry, buddy, kick rocks. Nuked. Done. I'm giving you the

playbook right now. I'm literally giving him the playbook, but he couldn't swallow his pride, swallow his ego, and realize he got humbled. It could have been temporary, but now it lingers. By the way, um, I saw a direct spike when he went live for like 12,000 people

and talked about my wife having an omen. I saw a direct spike in our income. We made $800 after this speech. Wow. $800 off of one Ice Poseidon speech. So thank you, Ice Poseidon.

I'm buying Warhammer figurines with that money. I've gone out of my way to help people without any gain for myself. This guy, I don't like this guy. He does not seem very nice.

This is why I don't want friends.

Run that back. You didn't gain anything for yourself. You're a millionaire. Poor dear woman. Your workflow is important to us.

Buffering on the ad. How can it not even play an ad?

The hell?

On the floor. His kick is gone. Not

an ounce. I've lived your life. I took all the good things in your life and I experienced them too. Thank you. There's something that happens to people who are losers before the internet. If you are a loser outside of the internet and you get unimaginable levels of fame and clout from the internet

and you do not have a firm grounding in real life, it will one shot you. And it did. Because me, I've always been this way. It took time to get to this point,

but I have always been able to get what I wanted out of life no matter what. I don't have to cope. I don't have to seethe. I don't have to hold power over other people. I kept it real and I was authentic. Authentic the whole way through. And that's why I was able to go into your community

and your satanic dog events where the aura is just deception, scuffed up, just a dark evil energy. I was able to go into that environment and navigate it without doing your humiliation rituals for money, without being your little puppet, without being your little Content bitch, and I came out with the final victory, and now I move on.

What the final victory is? He banged Kim. Was it a one-time thing, or they still banging?

Messed up, isn't it? People wonder why I want nothing to do with Ice Poseidon and his stupid community.

But I feel sorry for Ice, really, because he's surrounded by scumbags.

Jackson Hole. Oh God, this whole CXI episode and stuff is just so depressing, isn't it? People's

So

sad.

I don't know when he's speaking or where. I thought it was at 2 o'clock.

Hey,

I can't imagine what it feels like to have your girlfriend that you love cheat on you with some guy like that who then brags about it.

That's just so sad.

That must be awful.

If I had a girlfriend, I would never want to bring her into the whole streaming stuff.

I'd either keep it a secret or not have her be a part of it. I definitely wouldn't want to date another streamer. No way.

I'm so glad Venus disappeared. God, if she actually came into my life, I wouldn't know how to get rid of her.

Better to know

who she's obsessed with or not.

She's— she obsesses over, um, other influencers, like girl influencers. Starts posting a bunch of weird stuff about them on her stories. She seems obsessed with Mikan, the girl with the big nose in Japan.

Chihiro likes her too.

She's a complete mess.

I just— I don't know, I felt like a little bit of fondness for her because she reminded me of me. That

Like an unwashed crack addict alcoholic version of Mira.

Like if Mira never got clean, that's what Mira would be like.

FOMC.

Is it already over?

Maybe he's not speaking, they just released something.

Inflation headline rates near targets in most economies, suppressed by past oil price drops and waning wage pressures from prior tightening. Core inflation is somewhat elevated in select areas. Kind of the key takeaways: U.S. resilience with risks. The economy showed underlying momentum, yet PCE faced headwinds from tariffs, which halted disinflation and distorted trade flows. The markets provide stability,

but cooling private payrolls and wage growth seem a potential softener. You know, a lot of, uh, what I've said before, I think with the revisions that's probably going to change, which is interesting conundrum because it, it was like the government was upset about the numbers being wrong, yet they want It's on Friday. What? I thought it's today.

Wednesday FOMC meeting minutes.

Is it over? Traveling Trader said he's gone traveling for two weeks, so. Pay $100 for a month on his Discord, he's not even there. Friday has Fed Chair Powell speaks. Oh, so he didn't speak today, they just released the minutes.

I think there's something wrong with Spanish girl.

She's asking me where I was born, and now she's telling me she was born in Manchester, but she already told me this.

Is she drunk?

Or she chatted to so many guys she doesn't remember?

I think she's either drunk or she chatted to so many guys she doesn't remember.

There's something weird about her.

嗯。

No, she didn't mention crypto.

I

might dinner then.

I can't get the apron on.

Oh my God, I can't get the damn thing on.

Where are the tongs?

Why do I keep losing them?

Yep, stir fry.

Is

that

it?

Noodles? No, I have rice with it. Should I put the food cam up here for a change? Bird's eye view.

嗯。

嗯。

Pretty

good.

Bit stale.

I bought this food a week ago.

It's not gone off, it just doesn't taste really fresh.

A bit boring.

Not really a fan of stir-fry,

to be honest.

Oh, fucking hell. Oh my—

oh,

you see what happens when I don't eat with my mouth open?

Oh, now there's blood coming out.

I've got to eat like this.

That's why I don't eat and text.

Yeah, it's definitely my wisdom tooth. It's the one here.

Sometimes the inner cheek gets caught in between it at a certain angle,

and that is why I eat with my mouth open.

No, I don't know how to get my wisdom tooth pulled out because you're not allowed to drive home. Then what do you do? Because they put you under medication, don't they?

Oh my God.

Bitter again in the same place.

I hate aging.

Oh my fucking God.

Oh God, it's like gaping wound.

Oh God, bleeding. Fucking hell. You buy it once, it swells up, you buy it again.

Oh.

This happens when my mind is distracted. I don't focus on eating properly.

I didn't even bite that hard. Stupid fucking thing.

If I bite it again, I swear to God I'm gonna rage.

Oh God, I hate eating so much.

I'm done.

Reverse push-up,

tricep training.

Very good dinner, and I injured myself. That's going to sting for a few days. We'll be cooking with a lift.

Good, we've lifted for a bit now. Thanks so much.

I've been compassed.

I do them however I like, okay?

Money accumulation,

6K end of next week.

Eyes on the money.

Money on the eyes. Lock it in. Nothing else matters.

Nothing.

Mental fortitude.

Abundance mindset.

6K next week, easy.

It's a nice-looking orange.

No weird bumps or lumps. Smooth skin, but not too smooth or too thin.

Seems firm.

Easy pull from the nipple.

It's like an elephant.

Tear out the inner spine clean. Looking good so far. Oh no,

bit soft.

Slightly acidic.

67% acidity, 33% sweetness.

Not bad.

Okay.

It's not a dick, it's an elephant.

嗯。

I'm busy roasting up girls. Quiet.

Oh.

Okay, here's to better days tomorrow. Cheers.

Bog Hill and a drive,

20,000 steps in the sunshine. I think it would be good for all of us to get out of here.

What are you watching at the moment?

Oh.

She keeps going on about me kidnapping her.

Yeah, but how would I get away with that? Because her car would be here, and then if she went missing, obviously her parents would know where she is. Like, how would I hide that I've kidnapped someone? What a silly thing to be scared of.

That would only really work if you lived in the middle of nowhere with no neighbors and you had like a basement or something.

How can I reassure her?

She said scary like scary. It kind of reminds me of how Pia used to speak.

Maybe she wants to be tied up.

Crypt was quite into that idea,

said I could livestream her tied up.

Tie her up, take her to the hill.

I wouldn't kidnap someone, that's just silly.

A lot of hard work as well, trying to cover up tracks.

I wouldn't be able to be bothered.

Got to take rubbish out today.

Black bin men coming tomorrow as well. Yay! Get rid of the stinking rotting garbage. Like.

How would you rate this stream out of 10? 8 out of 10 or 7 out of 10? I think it's been pretty good.

Nice, I thought it was a good one.

Oh god, I fucked my life.

Royally fucked.

Why are we talking about tying each other up now?

啊。

Have you ever tied a girl to a bed? I've never tried it.

Isn't it kind of weird?

I don't see the point because Yeah, if you tie them up, you can do anything you want to them, but you should be able to do anything you want to them anyway,

within reason,

and it's consensual.

So how is it any different to not being tied up?

I don't know, I don't like— I didn't like being tied up in Japan.

I don't know why, but like the whole Ice Poseidon Kim thing is like

haunting me.

Just seems so fucked up.

I keep imagining, I know, Ice loses it and like takes his guns, hunts down Goon, and then takes him out and then blows his own brains out.

Don't know, like, how could she do that to him? And how could Goon do that to Ice?

It's like some kind of weird messed up Walking Dead kind of situation where society has just kind of collapsed. Into degeneracy?

I don't really know, to be honest.

How did a married man of like Goon, of all people, manage to bang Kimmy?

Yeah, I mean, he's not that good looking.

I think it's spelled G-E-W-N.

Don't really know what you do in that situation.

All you can do is just cut these people out of your life and try and move on.

What point is trying to get revenge? Or one up on each other.

Just kind of sucks.

Scary, isn't it? You get involved with humans,

but how can you do otherwise? Like, a cute girl comes into your life, makes you feel these feelings.

Who could resist? And then years later down the line, you end up trapped in some kind of messed up situation.

It's like you got to bite off your arm to get out of the trap.

On one hand, I really want to get a relationship again, but then on the other hand, you get kind of worried about these things, don't you?

Getting involved with humans,

it's like sticking your hand in a honey jar and thinking you can pull it out nice and clean.

It just feels too good when you meet someone new.

嗯。

I guess at some point she just lost interest in ice. I wonder if it was because he fell off, or maybe he seemed depressed because he fell off. Didn't have the same spark and charisma like when he was at his peak.

Oh god, what a mess.

嗯。 What things am I into?

If a girl asks you what kind of things are you into in the bedroom, what do you say that doesn't sound too crazy?

But the clippers having fun time watching this stream.

Good luck having anything to clip. I ain't saying nothing.

I wonder if they use AI or if they're actually watching the whole thing. 嗯哼哼哼哼哼。

So what do I do if these 2 girls don't work out?

I don't know about Thailand.

I don't know why I keep running off to Asia just to feel

the same kind of miserableness that I'm feeling now.

Running around in circles, wasting all my money.

Everyone's lives revolves around family and friends, looking forward to Christmas and stuff like that.

I feel like I got nothing to look forward to, no one to spend it with.

I should have been used to being alone. Why though? I've never really been alone. I've always had a girlfriend or a wife,

or I was back at my mum's house. The longest I've been alone whilst not at my mum's house or with a girlfriend, probably Manchester.

I think that was about 6 months.

I ended up caving and going back to my mum's house, so I couldn't stand it anymore.

I felt a lot better when I left Manchester and went back to my mum's house.

In Manchester, I felt like I was in some kind of self-isolation prison.

Couldn't meet anyone, didn't know what to do.

But then you get a job and you, you get involved in like a workspace environment, and then all the shit show of human drama ensues.

Even at my dad's workplace, there was like love triangles and failed relationships, and I don't know what else.

It's just human nature, isn't it? Even in a professional space.

I don't know how this species has lasted this long.

Like, there's no pureness or good in the world.

It's just like in Peep Show what they said. Everyone really is just fucking each other behind each other's backs.

Mark was right all along.

Feelings come and go, loyalties wane. One minute you love someone, next minute there's like a new interest. Oh God, it's all just such degeneracy.

Yeah, but do you want like a boring life where nothing eventful ever happened?

You don't want like a fucked up degen life though, do you? Where you get hurt,

but that's just how it goes. Emotions take control.

I don't know which is worse— complete isolation where you're completely alone, no human interaction, or you get your toes dirty

in the human filth of degeneracy.

And all the chaos that follows it.

Jealousy, heartbreak,

affairs.

你退了。

Dramatic entrance.

Even the Mexico border wall looks really rubbish. I mean, look at the border wall compared to the Great Wall of China. Things just look so much better back in those days. Ugly chain-link fence.

Make a massive Great Wall of China, like bricks and towers and stuff. If they could have done it back in those days, why can't we do it now? Just make it like 30-foot high

with a moat.

Got all this technology and science now and you can't even do what people did 1,000 years ago.

Pathetic.

Already had dinner. Horrible boring stuff, right?

Maybe chicken's better for stuff, right? Pork's just done now. Not very good.

What about they dig a massive river? And then fill it with lava.

That'd work.

No, I'm not raging anymore. I'm done raging.

It's gotten me nowhere.

From now on, mellow Daniel.

I didn't rage. I'm saying I'm not gonna rage.

Nothing can make me rage now.

I've heard it all now.

嗯哼哼哼，嗯嗯。

How can you live life this— how can you live life like this for the coming months?

Well, I will have some downtime alone

before I have to step back into

the human soup of filth.

I'll have a moment of self-reflection and peace.

Until I get my feet dirty again.

I mean, imagine if you could live forever and you've done everything. How bored would you be to the point that the only entertainment you would get in life is getting involved with humans?

You could sit atop your mountain alone observing, or

Try play the game yourself.

That's kind of the appeal of getting a job. Not only do you get money,

uh, you can kind of like get involved a little bit in the social game. Of the social game that humans play.

Get your fingers a bit sticky.

I am starting to warm up to the idea of getting a job.

Could be interesting,

mainly because this streaming thing's so fucking boring.

You think it's great making money just sitting on your sofa doing nothing, but my goddess. Like a fucking boy. I don't meet anyone,

got nothing to talk about.

Also, it sounds good and I can tell girls about it.

It's honest work, isn't it?

It's like, would you go to prison if they were paying you X amount of money a year?

Maybe I will get a job. I mean, that's the irony of the whole thing, isn't it? Rebelling so much about not getting a job and then end up getting one anyway when I don't even have to get one.

See, you always end up getting what you want when you don't want it.

No, every— was boring because it was solitary. I want a job where there's like a team of people and then you see them every day and then you can like fuck with them,

like find out who's fucking who and stuff.

I'll be like Littlefinger with my little birdies observing,

eardrop on the— eavesdrop on the gossip and stuff.

Some kind of like office job's probably best for that.

Office people are very I don't know, like bitchy.

I think like warehouse kind of place, people just get on with the work and there's not much social drama.

Maybe like supermarket or some kind of admin job.

Problem is I'm not likely to get an admin job because I don't have qualifications.

Office jobs are rife with love triangles

and depressed people.

And then they stand around making tea, gossiping like a bunch of old housewives.

I think if enough people spend enough time together in a confined space, eventually people start crushing on each other.

It's just human nature.

Why do girls love talking about kinks? I feel like if you talk about it and say out loud, it kind of ruins it.

Isn't it hotter if it just happens?

And then you realize, oh wait, he likes doing this thing.

I mean, I never told Chihiro I like finger up the bum. She just found out.

Should I just say I like finger up my bum? That sounds so gay.

They always say stuff like, oh, I like being strangled or bitten, and I'm like, I like finger on my

Bummer. I feel like I can't say it.

Um, aren't they going to be like, why don't you get a boyfriend?

I like my ears. I like my ear licked.

Ear licked is kind of gross though too. What if she's like, ew, your waxy dirty ear? I don't know, I don't know what I'm supposed to say.

Why do girls always say they like being choked?

Half the time they say they like being choked or I think Mila liked being bitten.

She wanted me to bite her. I thought that was really weird because I don't want to hurt nobody.

Why do they like violence? I don't really like violence. I like it soft and gentle.

I'm a gentle lover.

I don't really know how to answer the question apart from saying finger up my bum, but I don't really feel comfortable saying that.

I love it when they like play with my balls during sex, but that's kind of tricky. Like if you're doing doggy, she can reach under herself,

or if you're doing missionary, she can like put her hand under your cock and balls. I like that.

But I don't let my balls be sucked on. Feels weird. I like it to be like gently tickled.

If they don't do that, what I would usually do is like bunch up the duvets between my legs, and then during missionary I do upright sitting frog style so that I arch my back, and then as I thrust, my ball and bumhole rub gently on the bedsheets.

That's my way of getting that thing without them doing it for me.

There's too much detail.

Upright sitting frog style. It's when you do missionary but you're not really laying on top of the girl. She's on her back and then you're kind of like doing the Asian squat

but with your legs flat on the ground or the bed, and then you're kind of upright with your, your back arched.

I don't know what it's called. That's just why I call it, because you like do the frog stance. You know how frogs have like those splayed out weird looking bent legs? You kind of do that, you know, like that.

It's like, like that, you know, your legs outwards like that. And then you arch your back,

and then her legs go over your thighs. How'd you not know that?

Upright sitting frog stance.

Yes, I'll sort out my rubbish. Weed Girl went off to the shower as we were talking about choking and strangling. And kinks. Hmm, I wonder why she rushed off so quickly.

I told her I want to do it in the woods.

Got to scout out some woods now.

Okay, rubbish day again.

Time to take out the trash.

Food waste. I can't believe I didn't know how to do this when I moved in.

Hold your breath.

Oh my God. Oh, I got a whiff of it. Oh God, I'm gonna vomit.

Oh, I don't know how it went.

Um, did my fingers stink? Hold breath.

Oh, I

could taste it in the bottom of my breath.

Oh, this stinks so bad.

Ow, my finger. Oh God.

Stinking bin.

Job

done.

Oopsie

daisy.

No, today wasn't the inspection.

Today landlord just came over to help me with something.

He said he'll come and get rid of the weeds for me. I think he thought I was saying wheats, like wheat. I don't know if I say weeds. In a weird way or something.

Do you think I say weeds in a weird way?

I mean, it could sound like I'm saying wheats. I don't think I am though. Weeds, weeds, weeds. I don't know how else to say it really.

I had to say it nearly 3 times.

Maybe I'm speaking too quietly.

嗯。

Well, I do apologize for today's lackluster stream, but it's not exactly been an ordinary day. Tomorrow we'll resume

Back to my normal bubbly self.

Just gotta get myself back on my feet.

But it's all good. I'm not in trouble.

So good.

The Ice Poseidon Discord must be wild with all this drama recently.

I started getting 150 viewers on YouTube again because I started talking about moving to Thailand. Remember, before that I had about 80 viewers.

Well, I didn't ban 50 viewers. I banned everyone else. I unbanned— I haven't even— Gunnar Larsson got unbanned.

Almost everyone here has been banned at least once.

Everyone in the chat that I see right now, you've all been banned at least once. Funny.

Not a true OG if you haven't been banned once.

I don't even remember why I banned half the people I banned.

Not even Walamo was spared.

Good times. Even Crypt nearly got banned. I was so close to banning Crypt because she wouldn't leave Moon alone.

Uh, not easy streaming. Emotions run high, boredom kicks in.

Is Crypt still following me on Instagram?

Crypt, follow back. Yeah, she's still following me.

She didn't unfollow or block anyone. I think

everyone who I banned did come back apart from— well, Moon got banned too, remember?

TB did come back and then I had to ban him again,

so he started hating on me. Moon got banned because she agreed with the person who said, what's the point using AI if you're just going to gaslight it, when I never did such a And even AI backs me up and said that I didn't gaslight him. He said correcting is not same as gaslighting.

Oh, Turkey Tom girl's gone.

Just the bros left now. We should all just give up on women and fuck each other up the bum. That'll show them. Don't need them.

I think AJ might not be too pleased that I promised fun time in Thailand, all expenses paid, and now I'm not really— I don't really know about Thailand anymore.

嗯。

Yeah, I'm to that Vix guy. Vix 607 just disappeared.

Used to be very active.

Oh,

only 6 hours today.

Probably not even going to make

$100. Stupid exchange rate.

Why can't I just make the money in pounds? £100 instead of $100.

Tomorrow, gonna have a nice reflective walk in Bog Hill.

Been a while since I went to Bockhill. £6 parking, mate. Probably don't even have to pay parking. I don't even know. They probably don't even check.

Lost Kale as well. I raged at Kale, banned him, and made a whole video trashing him.

He leaks the Blood Bucket stuff and then asks me to stop talking about Blood Bucket.

Blood Bucket don't even donate anymore.

I feel like I kind of forgot what Peter looks like. That's why I was looking for a YouTube channel a while back.

Look, snooping my garbage. Is that Mr. Meow Meow?

Get your face out my garbage.

Surprised there's no foxes here.

Foxes would love all that garbage just lying around.

Yeah, I don't really care that much about boobs. I'm not really a boob guy.

I like a nice butt-to-waist ratio.

The butt ratio, butt ratio,

as I call it.

I do like the drive to Bog Hill. Problem is it disconnects a lot there. Pray for the best.

You should have seen the stunt I did a couple weeks ago.

Glad that wasn't on camera. I got horned at.

Stupid caravan pulled out in front of me, so I started overtaking, and then the car was coming the other way, and I was like, hmm, should I cancel the maneuver or Double down.

Should have canceled it, really.

I hate getting stuck behind a stupid caravan doing like 35 on the 60 road. Get your stupid house on wheels out the fucking way.

Stupid camper van people.

It's been a while since I listened to my tunes. Be nice going for a drive tomorrow. Under the toilet.

Fallout Season 2 is coming out. I haven't seen Squid Game 3 either. I haven't watched anything. Saving all until I get a girlfriend.

Very tiring day.

I don't really want to watch a show if I'm not streaming.

Um.

I'd rather just put on CWA playing Metal Gear Solid and play Mario Kart.

嗯。

嗯。

Next Thursday. £6,000 in savings

would be pretty sweet. End of month, £6,800.

And then September,

gunning for the £10K.

Could pay my mum back.

Need to save chunk of it for taxes.

I don't know,

so far this year I've only made

I made £16,000 already. It's only been 4 months in this tax year.

At this rate, I'll make £55,000 in this tax— if Kit lasts like this for the next 8 months. If I make £55K, how much in tax do I need to pay?

I think like 10,000,

and then expenses probably like 15K. 20— so 20— 15K expenses, 10K taxes, 25K gone out of the 50K. I've got 25K left over.

I can buy a house and then no one can kick me out. I'm here forever.

What? 50K is average UK wage? You must be joking.

What's my dream?

I mean, having the security of not having to worry about getting kicked out is pretty nice,

and you can also do whatever you want to the house.

Apart from paint it bright yellow, I guess.

Yeah, but it's $26K left over after all expenses paid and tax paid.

The problem is if I get a girlfriend, my income's gonna tank because I'll go on dates and then she'll come over.

If you focus on work too much, the girl's going to be unhappy and then ditch you for the fun guy she knows from work.

Girls don't like it when you stagnate and do nothing. They want you to be learning and trying to improve your situation,

not just being okay, being content with what you have. I don't know if a lot of girls would be okay with that.

Women are very forward-thinking.

I kind of like the smell when you pick out rotting bits of food. Food out of your teeth. Smells funky,

like a wet fish.

Oh yeah.

I remember Chihiro didn't used to use these toothpicks, so she started using them because I was using them. She said she flossed the very back of her teeth for the very first time. She said it was kusakatta. You're damn right it will be. Imagine never flossing your back teeth.

She should have let me smell it.

嗯嗯嗯。

I'll do 20 minutes more to get to 7 hours. Must be the shortest stream I've done on Kick.

Well, if I'm going to get to 6K next week, I got to put in the hours.

6K would be sweet.

What? Why should I apologize to TB? He should apologize to me.

I was just discussing taxi plans and then he started raging at me like an idiot.

I wasn't even saying anything about him, I was talking about taxis.

With 10K savings,

you could make £1 a day daily interest.

Imagine your girlfriend gets stolen by Meaningless and then he's like sitting there bragging about how he banged your girl on his channel. That's what this Ice Poseidon thing's like. That's why I'd never make friends with anyone who does YouTube or streaming.

I keep to myself, you keep to yourself.

Ice wasn't dating her at the time. I don't really know what the details are. So she had sex with Goon how many times when they weren't together or were together?

If they weren't together, then I don't know. I mean, I said he banged a bunch of girls when they weren't together, so how can you complain? I don't complain that Chihiro banged a guy when I was in Germany with a Turkish girl, because I can't really complain, can I?

Fair's fair.

It was worth it.

Turkish girl had nice buttocks.

What is a U-Haul?

I

don't know, their relationship seems fucked. Worse than Minju Hero. They're on again, off again, on again. They're fucking each other— I mean, fucking other people behind each other's backs whilst they're not together.

It's all just a mess. Just have an open relationship then.

Yeah, I got the feeling Ice loved her more than she loved him.

They didn't delete the post. Well, they should pin it to the top. Stop these false accusations.

Son of Norway's crown princess charged with rape and abuse. Damn, how'd you come back from that?

Really be careful. With, um, doing bad things, guys. You do too many bad things, everyone just hates you. There's no coming back.

It's not worth it.

Humans are just dirty, dirty, horny creatures, aren't they?

What can do?

Feels so good and it hurts so bad.

I'm done causing damage.

I'm turning a new leaf. I'm only creating positivity and happiness from now on.

Maybe Ice is gonna pull his strings with Eddie and get Goon banned.

Ice looks real bad though, like he's lost a lot of weight and he looks very pale. He's probably not sleeping or eating. I feel sorry for the guy.

That came out wrong.

Goon bragging about how he made $800 because of the spike on his OnlyFans was so lame. Oh wow, $800.

Rich. Apparently his wife sucks off a dog willy. How's that even legal?

I thought bestiality is illegal. I don't know what kind of laws you got in America. That's definitely illegal here. And then you film yourself doing it, you're incriminating yourself.

Disgusting.

How do they get away with it?

Do you find it weird if a guy says,

if, if there's hair down there, it's disgusting? Because Ice always says that, and I think, what's wrong with a bit of hair?

What, you need it completely waxed smooth? That's kind of weird.

Do you think it smells stronger if it's hairy? Maybe I'd like it if the girl has hairy armpits.

I don't know if I don't really know, really.

If it's really hairy, I mean, it's kind of weird looking.

Never really cared that much.

I just— I don't like hairy arms. Like,

or legs. That's kind of weird. Or face, like a mustache.

Beautiful. I used to do that all the time, my Nokia 3310.

嗯嗯嗯嗯嗯嗯。

嗯。