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Also committed suicide. That's crazy. Do you think it's like genetics?

Jesse Livermore, one of the most famous prolific day traders or traders in the 20th century.

Yeah, but none of it makes any sense. Like he says he has all these rules. That he never breaks. But then

he still went bust following the rules. And then he made a lot of money by breaking his rules. So in the end, it seems like the rules don't make any difference then.

And then he got divorced and married so many times, and then he was cheating on his wife. With Broadway actresses.

And then his wife shot his son, but the son survived. But then the son became like a gambler,

alcoholic, and then he killed himself as well.

And then pretty much all of the things he did to make money

has been made illegal since those days, like manipulation and trickery.

So, I mean, you can't even like follow his steps or follow his tactics because they're illegal now.

They had these things called bucket shops, which were like betting shops. So if you didn't have enough money to actually buy stocks, you could bet on the price of stocks going up or down at betting shops called bucket shops, and then they would let you like bet $5 and give you margin. It's kind of like what I'm

doing because I'm not actually buying or selling the stocks. I'm like, I don't really know what I'm doing, to be honest, with a CFD contract for difference.

And then the the website gives you margin to trade with. It's kind of like what the bucket shops were like. And then the bucket shops would ban people who were doing too well. So then they would keep all the loser gamblers who lost money. And then if people were winning too much money, the bucket shops would do

sneaky stuff like they would short the stock to tank it. And then the people, their customers, betting on the stock would lose their money. God, there's so much manipulation and shadiness even back then. Even today.

This seems so crazy. Trading stocks back then without computers. You had to go to the stock exchange and then they print out the ticker number on a little piece of paper.

They call it the ticker tape. It's like a long piece of paper that comes out this machine to update the stock prices, but it always be kind of delayed, not really up to date.

And then I didn't know that traffic lights were manually operated back then. They would have a man at the traffic lights who would like switch it to go or stop. That's crazy. Must have been wild back in those days. No internet, no computers.

It seems like such a weird world.

It's kind of like poly markets, I guess. Instead of buying and selling the actual stock, you bet whether you think it's going to go up or down, and then you use margin and stuff.

What a crazy life that Jesse guy had.

He said he lost 90% of his wealth on cotton trades. He made friends with some cotton guy And then he got tricked with false information.

Patrick Boyle guy makes pretty good videos, I guess.

Is he dead? Who? Jesse Livermore? Yeah, he died in 1941. I think his latest One of his sons died 2002. I don't know if that son had a

son.

Apparently, when, when you get new people starting jobs at banks as traders, they have to read Jesse Livermore's book about trading.

Well, if the guy was such a genius, how come he went bankrupt like 3 times? Just seems like it was luck in the end.

No, I never played Bully. I don't really like that sense of humor. It's silly.

I'm back up 1463.

Who was better, Warren Buffett or Jesse Livermore? I guess Warren Buffett came after Jesse Livermore slightly.

Yeah, all Jesse Livermore had to do was buy the S&P 500 But no, he was like, oh, I'm going to leverage millions of dollars to short the market.

Should have just bought S&P 500, mate.

Imagine Warren Buffett sitting there on his phone on Robinhood doing options. Maybe he does for fun. He just doesn't tell anyone.

Warren Buffett doing CFDs.

If Jesse Livermore was still alive, he'd be what? He died 63, 1940. So he'd be 150 years old. Yeah, he's a lot older than Warren Buffett then.

Market ripping. Nvidia beat earnings, good guidance. It ripped.

Now what? Job data, 8:30, in 40 minutes.

I sold one long down there just to de-risk a little bit,

just so that if it goes down to there, I don't get margin called.

I still make a lot if it does carry on ripping.

Just wanted to have a bit less risk.

Oh God, I'm tired of this stupid coughing.

I want to watch a video about JP Morgan now. Kind of interested in all these really old people.

They should make— maybe they should make a Netflix movie about Jesse Livermore.

The Boy Plunger. I really enjoyed that video, actually. It was an hour long, but it went so quickly.

I've got 10 days until December. Can I make my food last 10 more days? I think I've only got 4 more portions of pasta, but 3 packets of ramen. I got 5 sausages.

No, I didn't see the Tulip Bubble documentary, but I've heard about it.

They compare it to Bitcoin, don't they?

5 sausages, about 4 portions of mincemeat pasta sauce. No eggs, no hash browns, some chips, got bag of rice. I don't know if I can last 10 more days.

I guess I gotta do a Tesco trip.

Oh, I got a can of Spam that could last a week.

5 sausages.

In 10 days, I want to take out any money that is above £1,000 and reset everything.

I just really wish it would just go back up so I can close everything.

I just— I got all this mess. I just want to get rid of it all and start fresh

and begin December 1st as a day trader.

God, I wish I sold it all when it was at

1,900. I still need to pay that overdraft.

I wish I could take out 900. Let me add up my money again.

1473

plus 2849 plus

155 plus 38 plus 106.

Plus, hmm,

4647. How come it's gone down 100 even though my portfolio has gone up hundreds?

4647. God, it was freezing last night. I kept waking up in the middle of the night feeling like I was in a freezer.

I was like curled up in fetal position.

And then it was snowing this morning.

I couldn't believe how cold it was.

Might have to bring the heated blanket upstairs, or maybe— I think maybe I've got to get another duvet, like a thicker one.

I might have to get like a thick quilt to put over my duvet. It was fucking freezing last night. I don't want to have the heating on all night. That's like, sick. Well, how much? 25p an hour?

£2, £3. I'm already having the heating on all day. I've got it on now. Otherwise it's freezing. Like mist comes out my mouth, my nose gets all cold. It's just not really nice. Not really bearable to live like that. So my heating's costing me like 26p an hour.

I mean, you just can't really live without the heating on. It's like living in a fridge,

especially when the house gets no sun exposure.

I was looking up stuff about if you drive closely behind a lorry on the motorway, um, how much more efficient does it make your MPG? And AI said you would have to be driving dangerously close behind it for it to make any difference.

But if you drive a safe distance behind the lorry, you might get like 5% increased efficiency.

It's sort of probably not really worth it.

Now I don't have fever. But last week I was getting kind of hot and then getting cool again.

So the fever thing didn't really last.

I was feeling my face feeling, feeling kind of hot for a few days last week, but I'm fine now. It's just the damn cough.

Last year the cough lasted for a month. I remember last year. I lost my voice as well last month.

This— I mean, not last month, last year. So this time's been not as bad, I guess.

Maybe I'll just start getting flu jab.

On Kick this month, I've only made $500. Holy shit, that's bad.

Although I did take quite a few days off.

$506. It's like £384 over 20 days. It's like £20 a day. Oh my God.

That's like $759 a month average.

No, I'm still going to hotels.

You think I'm gonna let being broke stop me from getting cereal? Oh, you don't know me well then.

I'll bankrupt myself to get some pussy.

I literally blew all my YouTube money eating ass, prostitutes, flying to viewers, flying viewers out to me. I'm the kind of guy, if I was like Jesse Livermore and I became insanely rich, I'd blow it all on women.

I like to impress women as well with, you know, a nice hotel.

And I like to act as if, you know, you know, I don't have to work hard.

I got passive income. You know, I like to give off this aura like I'm not this desperately working all the time.

Some may say it's a facade.

I say fake it till you make it.

Thought you're done with Kick. Well, what else am I gonna do?

I don't really want kids.

Yeah, I'm in Devon.

Where are you? Account's nearly back. 1,500.

My goal is 1,900, and then I take out 900, pay off my overdraft. And then day trade with the $1,000.

Got economic data coming out in 28 minutes.

Yeah, what I'll do is I'll just go back to my mum's house in December, fix my car door. Oh, but then I can't do Uber Eats. They said it will take days to fix.

Why didn't they fix it? Because they said they just got the car in on the forecourt when me and my mum went there. And I basically wanted to buy it the next day, 2 days after. They didn't have time to fix it up.

I honestly don't even notice the, the damage. Like, you gotta look, like squat down and look hard to actually see the damage. Did I look at boring jobs? Uh, yeah, I had a look at some adverts.

Yeah, when they sold me the car, it was already damaged. Bit of paint flaked off the door. They said they'll repair it for me for free.

But I wanted to take the car home straight away because I was excited and I had to come back to Devon, so there wasn't time to fix it. So I said I'll come back to Kent next month and they said let us know.

But they said if I don't get it fixed, they won't They won't take the damage. They won't reduce the value of the car because of the damage. But if I wanted to trade in the car at a different dealership, they would.

I don't know. I mean, I'll probably go back to the same dealership to trade it in eventually,

but I might as well get it fixed if they're gonna do it for free. My mum can give me a lift and then I'll just spend a few days without the car. I mean, I don't need the car every day anyway.

B livery's been dead. There hasn't been any B liveries for like 4 days now.

Well, they said they won't devalue the car based on that damage if I trade it in there because they did the damage. I mean, they didn't do the damage. I don't know who did the damage.

I think they should have sold me the car at a cheaper price since it was damaged.

Well,

I didn't know it was damaged at the time, and it was the only C4 Electric that they had, and it was white, and I've always wanted a white car.

Ever since I set my eyes on a Tesla, I've always wanted a white car. I just think they look so good. I only got the red Peugeot because it was the only color they had at the time. I don't know about black. Black kind of looks cool. I don't know. It's kind of bland though. A bit boring.

I like white, but not completely white. I like white with a little bit of black. To make it pop.

And I like my car with big bum.

No, I don't have any footage. I mean, you can just Google Citroën C4 white and then you'll see what it looks like.

I'm excited to see how good the heating steering wheel and seats are when it's cold.

Like, is it going to be good enough to not have to have the heater on?

For lunch, I had 3 sausages— no, I had 2 sausages and 3 hash browns. No more bacon and eggs. Tomorrow lunch, probably have noodles with one sausage and then maybe chips and Spam.

Maybe flour pancake with Spam.

I gotta stop buying Rustlers.

And the rustlers are quite expensive actually. They're like £1.50 for one meal. £1.50. It's very expensive compared to like 70p pasta dish.

And I've got to stop buying the Tesco meal deal because sometimes I go into Tesco, I'm really hungry and I just want to get something like a poke bowl or some sushi, but they're like £4. £3 or £4 for one meal. That's insane.

Uh, I don't know about snacks. They're not too expensive, are they? Hula hoops.

No more steaks, that's for sure. And then for meat, you get the 1 kg chicken legs for like £1.50. They're pretty good value for money. The mincemeat, but beef and chicken mince, not pure beef, because pure beef's more expensive. Well, maybe they got pork and chicken mince.

Gotta cut down costs now. I'm not rich anymore. Big Kick money's gone. Back to being broke. It was nice being rich for like 4 months. Splurged on nice hotels, got any food. It's like what Andrew Tate said. The first thing he did when he was rich was realizing he could just get any food he wanted without looking

at the price tag. Yeah, that's what I felt like. Not anymore though. Now you just go in Tesco, anything you fancy, just chuck it in the trolley. Don't care how much.

Steaks. Russell Burgers, sushi. Now I got to go back to frugaling.

Can't believe I went from like $15 to $17 an hour to now $5 an hour. Fucking Kick, bunch of stupid pricks. Fuck them.

YouTube stream's been doing well. The last YouTube stream made about $28. It's pretty good for 2 hours. But YouTube doesn't really pay per hour. Depends more on how many views you get, which depends on the title, which depends on whether you can back the title up with relevant talk. I noticed that if I clickbait, but it's just

like bullshit clickbait, with nothing to back up the title, people click and leave pretty quickly. But if I clickbait the title but then back up the clickbait with actual relevant talk, people stick around and the viewer count stays up, which means more money for me. So clickbait is good and everything, but I need to have the talk

to back it up. Otherwise, people click and leave. And then I'll have like 60 viewers. I got some good donos recently. I got like £5 Super Chat here. I got like that $1 PayPal guy's back, donated like $10.

So the thing is, I can't do it every day because I need to pace myself. I think once every 2 days for YouTube. I'll do one tonight.

Stream, and I keep it short so I don't burn myself out and I keep the viewers interested. And then on Kick, I just do whatever, you know, like just play a— play Chivalry, and I just do stocks, and I swear at my viewers. I don't really care about Kick anymore. I mean, they pay me the same no

matter what I do, so who cares?

So that's the new strategy for now. And then do BeLivery if one pops up, because that's like $30 for 2 hours.

My goal is I want to make £70 a day, which is kind of hard

considering that I might not have weekends free or trading days only 20 days a month. And then some trading days I lose money and don't make any money.

Like yesterday I made 100, but I lost 200. But what can you do?

The point isn't to trade 24/7. The point is to trade kill zones.

You can't trade 24/7 because things don't happen 24/7. Most of the day nothing happens. Like, look at it now, nothing's happening. You gotta wait for the kill zones. London kill zone, US open kill zone, US PM kill zone. There's only really 3 kill zones.

And then you got Asia market, but that's like middle of the night.

London didn't really do anything.

That was what— what was that? I think that was Asia.

That was, that was, um, Nvidia earnings. And then Asia was,

must be this bit. It's easy to see on TradingView.

Yeah, this is just Asia. It was mostly flat. And then London

sold off and then bought it back.

Asia usually does nothing, it's that bit, and then London does like a little bit, and then the big move will be US market.

Everywhere shit falls with game playing, but I don't know what else to do. I'm bored, got nothing to talk about.

It's the only way I can stomach doing a 7-hour stream, otherwise I'll be so bored.

Plus I quite like Chivalry 2 now.

It's kind of like an RPG in the sense that you got levels and you grind experience to unlock stuff. But it doesn't have the boring combat system of an RPG. The combat system is actually really good. Fluid, dynamic, skill-based. It's not like turn-based clicking on skills like World of Warcraft. You click on a skill and you perform

the skill.

Like you click on the spell and then he does the spell. It's not like you're swinging a sword.

With different directions. I like that kind of combat way more than RPG-based, like turn-based stuff.

I feel like I might have missed out on a bunch of views by not playing Arc Raiders.

I reckon that might have being the equivalent of Helldivers 2.

Maybe I should have played it. I feel like maybe it's a bit too late now.

Cough's not really much better.

I don't like the proximity chat thing. I don't like talking to people on games. I find it very awkward

and it breaks the immersion,

because then you just picture someone sitting on a chair playing a game like you are.

14 minutes.

Where's the data?

Oh,

oh, let's see what happens when data hits and then one hour chivalry.

How come petrol doesn't freeze when it's really cold? You think it's a liquid,

why doesn't it freeze in winter

in the gas tank? Because EV drivers have all these problems when it's really cold. How come petrol I mean, I do remember seeing my dad outside in the cold,

struggling to get the engine going. I remember hearing the sound. I hear the sound now. The neighbors, like, running their car engines, warming the car. I remember having to warm the car up. You had to warm up the engine, didn't you? You had to, like, ignite the engine, let it sit there for, like, 5, 10 minutes.

I remember seeing my dad scraping ice off the car in the mornings.

On my Peugeot, I didn't used to have to do that because I could turn on the preconditioning from my app and then it would heat up the car and melt all the ice off it. But I'm having troubles with my Citroën app. It won't connect.

And I think climate controls, you got to pay. I think it's £9 a month. What a ripoff.

Why, why not just go outside, turn on the car heating, and then go back inside?

Cold weather is really annoying, isn't it,

when you need to get to places?

Is it gonna tank?

That's 2 to 1.

I've been wearing this jumper for a month now.

I haven't washed the jumper since I bought it.

Yeah, Dates is coming out soon.

Do you think it's gonna tank?

Maybe I'll do a short 0.15,

0.15 units

stop loss here.

Risk £6 for £14.

I'm all in.

Well, not really. 0.15 units.

Maximum loss, £6.

Okay, £7. Up 21p.

First trade of the day. My new career as a day trader.

It's okay to YOLO as long as you manage the risk. I think managed risk more important than the setup. Setups don't even work half the time anyway.

You know what works 100% of the time? Your stop loss.

I just feel like all these setups look bullshit.

It's either gonna go up or down. At the end of the day,

I'm focusing on risk management, not trading setups or strategies.

I'm only risking £7, which is what— it's like half a percent of the account.

Up £1, up £2. It's tanking.

Up £2.

Data's not out yet. Why is it tanking?

Up £2.

What would Jesse Livermore have done if he was alive today?

He'd probably be running some kind of crypto scam.

Jesse Livermore was a bit of a scammer.

He did all this manipulation stuff like pumping the prices

with massive trades.

Oh, £1.

5 minutes until data. I like trading the data high or data low.

Come on, 4 minutes.

Really wish I didn't sell my Nvidia share yesterday.

I sold my only 2 shares of it around there, I think.

I got a bit scared market would tank, but it didn't.

At 1464 now.

Up to belts.

Do you like my Electrovers card? £500 credit.

With nowhere to go.

I only use Copilot. I tried the other ones, but I don't like them for some reason. I really like Copilot.

It's probably the same, like, software anyway, isn't it? OpenAI.

I don't really like ChatGPT or, uh, Gemini.

Tanking

up to about 50.

Amazon's AI is called Rufus, isn't it?

Come

on, one minute.

You know, all these old AIs, they're like out-of-date first-generation stuff. Like, was it Alexa, Cortana, Siri?

They've all been replaced.

I thought it was kind of cringe how they named it Cortana, like from the Halo game.

I lost my £2.50. Come on, where's the data?

Boom it!

Tanken or it's out. Where data? Whoa, whoa, data coming.

Oh my God, spasming. I'm scared.

Don't stop me out.

It's not really doing anything.

Oh God,

market's digesting it.

Well, well, no.

Yeah, maybe I shouldn't have had a trade open for data. This is bringing a rip and then tank.

Maybe it tanks there.

Oh, lost. Oh, my stop loss didn't trigger where it was because it went up too fast. I lost £8.80, not £7.

Ripping.

I lost £8.

I guess data was good then.

Damn, I lost £8.

Yeah, but the account— it's funny, when I make money, the account balance goes down, but when I lose money, it goes up. I don't understand. That makes no sense.

I'm back to 1526. Oh,

I lost £8. Yeah, maybe shouldn't open trades just before data comes out.

Well, it could have gone either way.

Maybe first move is the fake move. Now we're going to tank.

First move is fake move. I put, um, point, um, point,

point 505.

Up 6p.

Can I just duplicate this trade?

0.2. I hate what they've done to this. It used to have that circle thing, you dragged it.

Why did they change it? It's so annoying.

Was

that it?

I got stopped out for nothing.

Maybe that was the fake move.

We go all the way back down.

See what Weeble says.

Oh.

Tanken. Oh, den schon.

What, 0.12 units? Maybe

lose £4 there,

lose £3 there.

Already lost 8 pounds. Am I gonna lose another 8 pounds?

Maybe play some Chivalry

for 1 hour.

Damn, I really like chivalry now.

Da da da.

Da

da da.

I really like the atmosphere of it and the music and stuff.

No, 1

Hour Gaming. What, we lost already? I just joined.

Wow, I got 999 experience. What? What is that? It's bugged.

Escape from Hallmark. Infinite gold glitch. I like this level.

Whoa, he dead!

First kill.

What? How'd that miss?

You know, toffee cock.

Oops, what? Wasn't even near him.

What?

Da da da da da da da da da da.

Lost

again.

Game barely started.

Oh, I hate this level.

Don't know what you get for rank 60.

No, Kingdom Come's boring.

Combat's rubbish. The story is not as good as the First game.

Hate this map.

Me too.

No one likes this map because it's like stupid. People play this game because they want European knights in armor and castles, not stupid Middle East desert shithole. The theme, it does not fit the game.

They should have kept it with medieval knights and armor.

Also, most of the player base are racist, so they don't want to be Muslims.

This faction's obviously like Muslim.

Like, I don't know, Turkish hordes or something.

People want to play as cool knights, not bloody Aladdin.

I think the developers really messed up making this map and faction. They don't know what the player base wants is what they're saying. Oh, they did it for diversity.

People don't play game for diversity.

He dead. He dead.

Wow, I killed 2 of them.

Got

it.

I did.

Oh no, those shorts not doing well.

Gonna get stopped out again.

Another £8 loss.

He dead.

He dead.

Oh.

What?

My lighthouse is lost.

We must stop the barbarians at the bridge.

You dead.

Ah, got stopped out. Lost £5. I lost £14 today already.

Not going well.

Day trading not doing well today.

What?

Oh,

no.

We're about to lose this side of the bridge.

Oh, what? Damn, market's ripping.

What?

Oh, my shorts got stopped out. It's okay, I only lost, uh, £15.

We could make it back.

Ah, fucking hell.

Yeah, I'm gonna stream on YouTube tonight.

Whoa, he dead.

He dead. He dead.

What?

Ah.

See that?

Ah, fucking hell. No.

He

dead.

He dead.

What?

Not many people in this game, only 30.

What?

Uh.

Ah,

stupid fucking

guy.

I hate that guy

with the sword.

He swings it so fast. You're dead.

Gates! Fall back and protect our city!

Do not allow them to destroy our victory columns!

Ay.

What? He swung the axe around the pillar.

Need that.

Well, oh my God, it came out of nowhere.

Il est dead.

What?

What?

Not doing very well. There is only one column left standing.

The enemy team is too strong.

I can't get any fucking hits.

Look, they can't fucking hit anyone.

Wow,

he dead.

No

more!

Everyone!

I hate that fucking heavy cavalry sword. So annoying.

Oh.

Get it.

Hit

it.

I walked right in the fire.

Archives. Our knowledge must be preserved for future generations.

Oh,

stupid fucking fire. Why is there so much fucking fire everywhere?

嗯。

You dead,

stupid fucking Tacos.

Defend the archive! That's no sport, better!

Eat it.

ある。

Eat

it,

eat it.

Uh, lost again.

The Hall of Lion's Fire.

Bitcoin tanken.

March! The trebuchets overlooking the channel. We must capture the city square and assault the battery of trebuchets. Only then may we proceed to Gallant Court. For the order!

Secure the beacon! Bring the battering rams to the gate!

You know,

the annoying thing about streaming is having to announce everything you're doing.

Beat

it.

What?

Kind of bored of 2-handed weapons. I feel like something faster would be better.

Mira, un

beso.

What?

He dead.

He dead.

What?

Holy show.

Yes, our battering ram has reached the gate! Get it,

get it! He

dead.

What?

Hit

it.

I didn't

You did,

Stu. I really fucking hate the fucking fire. It's so irritating.

Get rid of the damn fire.

I feel like I was doing better with the hammer.

Maybe I'll try the axe.

Hmm.

I'm gonna try the hammer again, maybe.

Oh my God.

Ah, fucking bowmen. The bowmen and the fire ruin the game.

He dead. He dead. Damn, the hammer is better than the sword.

Oh,

oh, fucking bowmen.

Curses! The town square is lost!

Agathians, defend the gatehouse

banners!

Almost a shame to ruin such a pretty face.

Oh, one shot! The hammer's so much better.

Oh, one shot, my man. Fall

back. Be dead.

Too many of

them. Ah, fucking bowman.

Oh, I'm one-shotting people with this hammer.

Oh, this hammer is so So much better than

the sword. Fucking Bowman.

Bowman's ruining all the fun.

Oh.

See that?

I

did.

Uh, fucking fire.

Ah, this game's getting annoying.

He dead. He dead.

Oh.

Market open in 1 minute, but I'm still playing.

Uh, market open.

Trading time.

Oh, where are my crisps?

Whoa, tanking! Damn it.

These are trading snacks.

Tanken.

I lost that £15 for no reason. It came down anyway.

The vape plus the crisp flavor is

weird.

SMT divergence.

London High.

1,500 crowns. Hmm.

NVIDIA tanking.

Hmm, well,

I don't really think this is gonna tank, to be honest.

SPY broke through this fib.

Nvidia probably going to bounce off this gap.

Come on, do something boring.

Massive news is my account's at 1,500.

Wow, bounce off the gap

perfectly.

嗯，快掉的说。

Accounts at 1517.

I sold one long.

Wow, Spy is ripping.

Tanken,

rippen.

Whoa, ripping.

Wow, tanking.

Whoa, tanking

up £1.

Ripping.

Hey,

I

think it tanks off this fib line.

I wish I got out that short.

A better short would be from this line,

like, uh,

Let's say 2 to 1.

I want to get out of this short.

I think it's gonna rip up to there.

Come on, let me out.

I'm out.

I think rip up to there and then tank.

My thesis.

Like that.

Now we ripping.

I lost 15 pounds today.

I'm the next Jesse Livermore. I read the charts like a pianist— pianist reads

a piano.

I read the candlesticks like a musician reads musical notes.

My new rules: never add to losers, add to winners.

We ripping! I told you.

Account at

1560. Nvidia bouncing off this gap.

Do a 2:1

on NVIDIA. Hmm.

Rejecting off London high.

Wow, Tesla ripping today.

I've got 2 shares in Tesla.

嗯。

2 to

1. Hmm,

9 shares of Nvidia,

3 shares of Nvidia.

I think I'm too late now.

Tesla ripping.

Damn, I should have bought Nvidia. Fucking hell.

Needs to break above London high.

Swept Asia high.

0.10 units. What

about 0.6 units? Confirm buy. Take profit. There, £6 profit.

That was a bit small.

Maybe 0.06 units, a bit too small.

Willing to lose £3 to make £6.

Ah, my battery of the vape's running out.

Damn, I should have bought Nvidia. Fucking hell.

Whoa, Spy ripping!

It could go all the way here and then

tank up 20p,

down 3p.

Up 40p.

Come on, ripping.

My thesis is we swept Asia high. Break above London high and head for that.

Damn, I would have been right on Nvidia.

Bounced perfectly off that fair value gap.

I don't need to buy Nvidia. I have exposure to Nvidia through US 100.

My account's up like £400 thanks to Nvidia. Look, yesterday I was at £1,100. Now I'm at £1,550.

Plus I get more leverage on US 100. I get 20x leverage with Nvidia. I just get 5x.

Bitman tanking. Facebook still not really doing much.

It's in this gap here, big gap.

I'm down £45 on Facebook.

Up £1.

Come on, ripping,

ripping,

ripping! Buy more!

Ripping. I told you.

Come on, ripping!

I'm at 15.85.

SPY is getting close to that.

Bit scared of that fib line because it's also this line here from this area.

Well, Tesla ripping.

Oh shit, I'm down £3.

Oh no.

Come on, ripping, ripping.

No.

Oh no, did we sweep London High and we're gonna tank now?

Damn, US 500's ripping.

SPY way stronger than NASDAQ. Whoa,

Tesla ripping.

VIX is down.

It's because Nvidia is tanking now.

Tesla ripping.

Whoa, it just ripped! What was that?

Whoa, Tesla ripping.

Maybe I'll sell my one Tesla share.

Tanking.

No, come

on, ripping.

I don't want to be long when the SPY gets there.

SPY is really strong and NASDAQ's not going with it.

Look, SPY's up here and NASDAQ's still down there.

Come on, ripping!

Ripping

Tesla, ripping.

Stupid. And then Nvidia is going down, that's why.

Oh, uh,

I

should have went long SPY.

No.

Come on, bounce off London high. London high is also data high. Oh shit.

Oh no.

Come on,

come on, ripping,

ripping! Come on, Nvidia!

Rippen.

Oh,

come on, do something. Boring.

Hmm. Oh God,

down 4 pounds.

Oh God.

Stupid Nvidia tanking.

Temperature's about 5 degrees.

Maybe I

short Nvidia. Short Nvidia.

Stop loss there,

take profit there. I'm shorting Nvidia and longing NASDAQ. Oh shit, I'm going to get stopped out.

No,

no, I'm going to lose £20.

No,

no.

Come on, bounce!

Ah,

SPY is tanking. Oh God,

I've already lost £15. I lose another £20, that means I lost 35.

Not going good.

It

might bounce here.

There was no bearish SMT.

Look.

嗯。

Oh no, it was supposed to be ripping.

Ripping.

Come on, ripping.

Ripping.

Tank him.

Rip it.

Come on, rip it.

Uh-huh.

Damn it. Come on, bounce from here.

Fuck

no.

Oh.

It's just not ripping, is it?

Ah,

fuck's sake.

At least I'm up 50p on my Nvidia. Sure, maybe I make back

some. I shorted 1.5 shares of Nvidia.

Not ripping.

I think it just swept London high and now it's going to go down.

All in short.

Now I can't lose long and short at the same time.

If it rips, I profit from long. If it tanks, I profit from short.

Up £6.

Up £7. Oh, I lost

it all.

I'll one pass f6. I'll 4 pass.

I suppose

Oh no,

no,

I'm down £2.

No, fucking hell, down £10.

Oh my God, I go long, it tanks. I go short, it rips. Now I'm down £10.

Fucking hell. Down £16. Oh yeah,

well, I'll buy more longs then. Fuck you, all in long.

Can't beat me. Oh shit, I'm down £27.

Oh God, I'm down 25 pounds.

Thank him.

Ah, fuck's sake, do something, for God's sake.

Do something.

Yeah,

yeah.

Oh my God.

Hate it when it does this.

Second.

Whoa.

Wow, tanking.

Oh gosh, boring.

Cos'è?

It's in between where I've gone long and short.

Look,

it's crazy. Look,

now it's just going to go flat.

Ripping, ripping.

I think it's gonna go up. Maybe I'll close my short.

Close my short out.

Never close the winner. I close the loser and I add to my winners. That's Jesse Livermore way.

Now we ripping.

The Jesse Livermore rules:

cut losses. Keep winners.

Now we fly.

I put a stop loss there, I put a stop loss there, and I put a stop loss there.

Uh, where'd

all the chatters go? Most are banned.

Come on, ripping!

I lost, uh, £45 today.

But according to my risk strategy, I can afford to lose—

how much? £80 a day.

So I can afford to lose another £35 before I'm done

for the day.

Come on, rip

it!

The bin men are here. I didn't put my rubbish out. Because I don't really have any. I've got black bags. Black bag men come next week.

I just put all my rubbish in the black bags. Oh, I'm bothered. Let's chuck it outside.

Might

make pot noodle and then more chivalry.

No point staring at this. Imagine I run outside with my bins. I'm like, why? That'd be so funny. And I'm just dropping the rubbish all over the place. I'm like, why?

Why?

My last pot noodle.

God, it's freezing here. Last night was freezing. I was in my bed shivering, and I wore my— I wear my jumper to sleep, and I was still shivering. I wear socks in bed as well. I gotta get like a thick quilt to put on top of my duvet. The duvet on its own was not enough.

A thick quilt is going to be

like £50. Come on, market, rip it!

Maybe it's an Amazon deal. Thick winter quilt,

uh, double.

I gotta have double duvet, it's freezing.

Oh, this one's, um, £4 off.

Black Friday deal, £16, 16.5 tog, winter warm thick quilt, soft anti-allergy. But then I gotta buy a bed sheet as well with it.

I don't want like a duvet, I want like something to put over the duvet.

Maybe it's called an overthrow.

What day is it? Friday tomorrow. Why don't I get a spoon for the pot noodle?

Well, maybe I get it from Tesco.

Maybe Tesco has one cheaper.

I might have to go on the— I don't know. What's this one? A's Bow Sherpa Fleece Throw Blanket, grey, thick warm fluffy blanket.

Wow, this one's £12, was £20.

Ripping accounts at 1529.

This one looks pretty good.

Should I get red? Gray is way cheaper.

£12. Doesn't look very thick. Sherpa fleece blanket. Oh yeah, just like the Sherpas use on Mount Everest. It looks thin.

Maybe I just gotta get another duvet.

Maybe I use the electric blanket,

but then it uses electricity,

which costs money,

and it's got to be plugged in.

I don't know what to get now.

I just— I don't really want the electric blanket on all night because I often wake up in the middle of the night at like 1 or 2 AM to check my stocks.

It's like an automatic built-in wake-up time for me, 2 AM.

Hmm, this

one looks quite good.

I don't trust these Amazon ones. They look thick, but I feel like you get it and it's actually pretty thin.

It looks kind of thin. Maybe I'll just get it at Tesco because then I can touch it.

Ripping yet. Ripping.

Come on, ripping. Accounts at 15:41.

Damn, £77.

Maybe I'll just use the electric blanket, save money. I wonder how much electricity electric blanket uses.

I'm gonna use my special plug and test it.

If I didn't lose that £30, I'd be at £1,570. I want to get to £1,600, would be nice.

I'm very scared of this fib line.

It could reject hard off it,

then I'll get out of these longs.

Broke even on that one. Long's going green.

I did it the Jesse Livermore way. Cut my losses, added to my wins.

That's why you go long and short at the same time.

Got 4 tins of soup left, a can of Spam, 5 hot dog sausages, bag of chips. Whoa, ripping! I told you.

Oh God, my Nvidia short not doing well. Get rid of that.

Oh no, Spy's gonna hit that line.

Yeah.

I'm thirsty.

Oh God, I'm losing my gains.

Oh no.

I'm gonna play some chivalry.

I need distraction.

I bet Jesse Livermore distracted himself with pussy.

Yeah, well, back in those days you couldn't keep checking your stocks. You had to wait the next day for the newspaper to come out.

Imagine checking your stocks in a newspaper.

Oh, my General Electric shares up 2%. Union Pacific Railways.

Imagine when railways first became a thing and people start buying railway stocks like it's like buying crypto. Oh, it'll never work. Horse and carriage. It's been what we used for hundreds of years. We'll not lose steam engines. It's gonna flop.

The investing scene must have been wild back then.

Imagine people being bearish on railways,

like people were negative about electric vehicles in the same way, maybe.

Damn, 4 degrees here.

The raid on Aberfell.

The raid on Aberfell.

No, I don't have a thermometer, but my computer has a temperature.

I guess it's the outside temperature. Not— I mean, my temp— my heater's on, so it can't be 4 degrees inside.

It's probably like 20 degrees inside.

Oops. Oh.

No, lucky bastards.

Every time I die, I take a swig of pot noodle.

That was the worst death ever.

Oops.

Whoa, he dead.

Oh my God, I got him! Did you see that? The hammer's so good.

I did.

That fucking guy again does the same move.

Village, fall back to the tower. Patience, this tower is our only remaining bulwark. Defend it. Where's he going? Ah.

Fucking hell.

Wow, he dead.

I did. Pot noodle finished. Has fallen. We won't surrender Abapel so easily. Protect the handlings. Hold the order.

Whoa, what?

Lime.

Eat it, eat

it.

What?

He dead.

Eat it. What?

How does a barrel kill you?

Do you think anyone's ever been killed by barrel in all of human history?

Eat

it,

eat it.

It's not crashing,

just a little bit.

Allez.

He dead. I dead. Maybe I try different weapon. Mm, I'm

gonna try the axe.

What? Killed by the barrel again.

I

did.

Wow, he dead.

It did, it did.

Ah, uh, fucking stuck in the fucking ground.

Ah, fucking game.

Looks like Stonehenge.

A

ver.

I did. Ah, I did.

Wow,

they did

what?

He

dead.

Wow,

uh, I got stopped out my long tanked.

Why did it tank?

I lost 10, 15,

9, so I lost

£24 I

lost. Yeah, not

a good day.

Infantry, burn the village and slaughter the peasants! Show

these brutes what happens when you betray glory!

I killed 2 of our own people.

I killed him with my fist.

Eat it,

eat

it.

Oh wait, I lost that £35 on the short too. I lost £60. Pounds today. Yeah, I think I'm done. Couldn't bother. I lost 60 pounds.

I lost 100 pounds yesterday.

Now I lost 60 today.

Not really good, is it?

I think I just got stopped out my third long.

Yep. Oh God, I lost £85 today. Fucking hell.

Oh, this day trading thing, can't do it.

It's just so hard.

I did.

No, it's one guy killing all of us. What the hell? Oh, get back! Defend me! Don't be— this horse feels— nothing for the Akkadians!

Hahaha.

He

dead.

You know, damn, this is so much easier than two-handed weapons.

Ah, I want to change my class. I'm gonna go back tonight

with the falchion.

Eat

it,

eat it. Oh, that

Onward! The enemy has fallen back to the market.

What?

Oh

my God.

I did.

Did

that

kill him then? Why didn't they kill him?

I

did.

Idiot,

idiot.

Et là.

What? We have eliminated half of the remaining forces.

Hit it.

What?

What?

What? Kept going around me.

Il est dead. Do that.

I understand why we lose that. We were destroying them.

嗯。

Oh God, lost 300 pounds.

Now

what happened?

What happened to the game?

Even the game's not working properly.

Oh God, tanking.

Oh my God.

Oh Jesus.

Now I'll restart the game.

Damn, Nvidia tanked.

Not showing desktop.

Da da da.

Da da da da da.

What?

Is it still tanking?

What? These Quizzlings refuse to live in harmony under my rule. They will die in dissonance.

The siege machine must not reach our walls. Stop that ram!

I

did.

Fucking hell, the enemy rock continues to encroach. Stop it!

But

He dead. He dead.

I dead.

Voyons,

voyons.

Oh God, tanking

counts at 1,200.

Kingdom from Tenosa.

This illegitimate heir demands an audience. He shall have it. Attack!

Do

that.

The fuck, you hit my people.

I did.

Ah, it's nearly at £1,600. Lost £400.

Eat that.

I got 2 javelins in my shield.

Eat that.

He did.

He dead.

I did.

I did.

Fall back to the courtyard. Set up a new perimeter.

Reform the line. Disappoint me. No further and defend the courtyard. The order starts here.

Whoa, still tanking.

Eat

it.

Slaughter! Stand and fight!

What?

Giving back all the Nvidia gains. Can't believe it.

Eat that,

eat that!

Whoa, yeah, explosion!

It's given back all the gains. Jesus Christ,

seriously, all

the gains. Come on.

No.

Ah,

you have sacrificed our very ideals for this illusion of security. This illusion.

Take off your father. It was I who restored it to its former glory. My father cannot rest in peace until I get the

I'm getting weird déjà vu.

He did.

Why?

Oh.

What?

Damn, going all the way back down.

Jesus.

We shall not sit by. I believe for the Northmen, for our waters, in defiance of our lives, we shall vanquish our old enemy from our home. The might of the desert state rises. Now is the time. Blaze your weapons! Meet the day's first light! For the Empire eternal! For— How do you silence our bombs? He

dead.

I did.

I did.

Um, he did.

Add

it.

Holy shit.

Whoa,

what was I saying in Japanese?

You dead.

I did.

There's nothing to trade. How can you trade a straight line?

You did. I did.

Look at my shield.

Oh,

what?

I did. Jesus.

Ah, he steps in the fire.

Ah,

he steps in the fire.

What? What?

What?

What?

What?

Damn, Bitcoin at $87K.

No.

Il est

No.

I

did.

Protect our artillery! They mustn't disable our bombers!

It's safe with any shoes they like.

Keep the barbed wire firing! Defend them!

God, it's cold. 3 degrees now.

Ah, that— whoa, it's still tanking.

Holy shit, my short's up £80.

Fucking hell.

Jesus fucking Christ, I'm up £100 on my short.

I'm up—

go give me £100. £99.

It's 105. One more tick.

Oh, fuck. 96,

94,

91. No.

87. Fuck you. Fucking hell. 91. Give me about 100.

92,

93,

94, 111.

One more. 118. 111. I'm taking 111. 115. I'm out. Yeah, trading fucking genius! You thought I wasn't sure. You didn't know I was sure. I just made £115. Suck it.

Ah, £118.

I made £118 plus £9 plus £9. That's £136 profit,

but I lost £25,551. 35, 11, 5, 9.

What's that? 9, 14, 15, 16, 16, 51, 56, 62, 82,

87. Lost 87. Made 136. What's the maths? £50 profit!

That's my target. What did I say? Made 136. 18 plus 18 is 36, isn't it? 136.

Damn. Now what happened yesterday was I lost $100 in the beginning and then I made it all back shorting it, and then I got greedy and then I lost another $100.

So today I'm not repeating the same mistake. I'm done trading.

It was 13 plus 36, 39.4. I made £50.

Now if I test my discipline, can I not do any more trading for the rest of the day?

Yeah, well, yesterday I thought it's not done tanking. And then I went short, and then it carried on. I mean, it ripped up.

I only shorted half the move down. If I shorted the whole move down, I would have made over 200. I wasn't playing the game, I was just looking at this phone whilst I was playing it, idiot. What do you think I'm doing when I look down?

My P&L today, £50.

Now I'm not gonna do what I did yesterday. I lost— I made a break even and then I gave it all back.

Plus I closed out one of the longs this morning, so slightly better position

than before.

I closed out one of my Tesla longs as well.

Stop hitting me, idiot.

Now wait for the bounce.

Where's my arm?

Yeah,

I did.

Damn, I'm— that's probably the biggest amount I made in one trade.

118. Obviously I don't need you. Obviously it was falling like a rock. Doesn't take a brain

to catch the downtrend.

I was waiting for confirmation, not just turtle Seeking it like a noob.

You dead.

What?

Yeah, well, Jesse Livermore says never listen to people's tips. Why they give you tips when it benefits them in no way?

Yeah, well, my margin's at 50%, so I'm 25% away from margin call. Just need to hold out for the bounce.

He did.

Yeah, I'm not listening to Webull podcasts. Oh.

Look, market's ripping now just as I exited my short.

Look, it's ripping. I just exited 118 short right at the bottom. Fucking genius.

Whoa, what was that?

He dead. I did.

Counts at 1128.

God, I hate it when they say Tenosha. It sounds so gay. Tenosha, shut the fuck up.

They say it in the most irritating way. Tenosha. Oh my God, shut up.

I made 136, lost 87. That's pretty good.

Day trading genius. Yes, eat

it,

eat

it, eat it,

eat it, eat it.

Getting massacred.

Pillage the village, loot the women.

Muhammad It demands it.

There's one guy killing us all.

Oh shit, tanking again.

Whoa, Bitmine down to £27.

I mean, I made my target today, £50 plus £27 Kick, then some YouTube money.

I did.

Get it.

Eat

it.

Oh,

I got my Kick money. 5 o'clock on the dot. How much I get?

£106 for a week of streaming.

Oh God,

make more of that in a day from day trading.

Gotta pay off the overdraft.

From £1,000 a week to £100 a week. Did it.

This guy looks like us.

Whoa.

Wow, my

account's at 1, 1, 1, 1.

Would have been below 1,000 if I didn't take my genius shot.

He dead.

He

dead.

Whoa, who's doing that?

Eat

it,

eat it. Ah,

healing.

Eat it. Ability, power in the guild hall. Crush them

to their death.

Wow. Oh God, it counts at 1050.

Come on,

bouncing! Come on, bouncing!

I can't go short into support.

What?

Ah, no, it counts at 1,020.

He dead.

1029.

He dead. Damn, Axe is nice.

Eat

it,

eat it, eat it.

Damn, Axe is nice. Uh, 1004,

1007. Fucking hell, look at that tanking.

Got

your weapon. I threw it back at

him. He dead,

he dead.

We win. Damn, that voice actor is so annoying. The cow's at 1044. Haha, you're wrong.

It's bottomed.

Damn, Bitcoin at $86K.

Oh my God,

990!

Oh Jesus,

I lost £500 today.

Uh, use the explosives to bring down those blockhouses. This is bad, very bad.

Oh God,

I'm at 45%. Margin health.

I can't do any longs, it all got eaten up by margin.

Oh, he did. Oh,

I might have to go all in short just to not get margin called. 977 now.

Oh God, it's either don't go short Risk getting margin called. Go all in short, risk it bouncing. Or 50% short could delay the margin

call a little bit.

I'm

at 986.

Maybe I'll do 50% short. And if it rips, I do another 50%.

Just— I think it's gonna bounce at this low first.

It's bouncing.

I did.

Uh,

998.

You're dead.

You're dead.

960.

970. Damn, that's crazy. And the Spy is going to bounce

Wow.

I'm at 1,000. Ha, you're wrong. 1,002. Suck it. 111, 1011, 1022,

1024. Eat it.

1032.

He dead.

Ah, 998.

He dead. He dead. 1024 again.

1021, 1013. Well, I don't know, I don't want to drop below 1,000 maybe, but I mean, it could rip here.

If it rips, then I lose hundreds if I short.

I don't know what to do.

If I get out of everything and it rips back up, then I'm not making back my £500.

It's time in the market, not timing the market.

All I have to— all I can do is add more money to avoid margin call, to keep my positions open.

The valley is ours and their banners are pulled.

I made £50 day trading, lost £500 in the whole account though.

Get that drawbridge down! We must reach the keep!

Did you know during when World War I started, they shut the markets for 4 months? That's insane.

To protect the currency from being devalued and liquidation, something

stop everyone selling, the whole thing crashing, I guess. 4 months

Go.

Market bouncing.

He dead.

I dead.

Counts at 1,035.

Eat it.

He dead. Damn, I like this axe.

Can we kill this one guy? Jesus,

he dead.

What? It's got to hold strong for Santa rally.

See

that?

He dead.

Oh, he dead. I dead.

I really like my act. He's carrying a reindeer.