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Duration
5 min
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  1. rev_79061ea7f32e8842a04e25a65f4d5418Machine-generated and unreviewed; may be wrong; not a verified quotation.
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  1. 0:00

    How the fuck do you use this?

    Segment details0:00–0:01 · rev_79061ea7f32e8842a04e25a65f4d5418_0
  2. 0:08

    Like that?

    Segment details0:08–0:11 · rev_79061ea7f32e8842a04e25a65f4d5418_1
  3. 0:19

    It doesn't work.

    Segment details0:19–0:20 · rev_79061ea7f32e8842a04e25a65f4d5418_2
  4. 0:27

    Huh, I got to squeeze it harder.

    Segment details0:27–0:29 · rev_79061ea7f32e8842a04e25a65f4d5418_3
  5. 0:40

    Oh my fucking God, fucking tuna cans.

    Segment details0:40–0:44 · rev_79061ea7f32e8842a04e25a65f4d5418_4
  6. 0:48

    It doesn't— it's just leaking tuna juice everywhere. Oh no, everywhere's leaking juice. Oh my God, I'm making a mess. I didn't get the opener, someone sent it to me. Can't even get me a decent opener.

    Segment details0:48–1:03 · rev_79061ea7f32e8842a04e25a65f4d5418_5
  7. 1:07

    Fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking cans.

    Segment details1:07–1:11 · rev_79061ea7f32e8842a04e25a65f4d5418_6
  8. 1:20

    Fucking can. Never send me fucking tuna can ever fucking again. Oh my fucking God, I hate fucking tuna cans.

    Segment details1:20–1:28 · rev_79061ea7f32e8842a04e25a65f4d5418_7
  9. 1:30

    Fucking stupid fucking thing.

    Segment details1:30–1:32 · rev_79061ea7f32e8842a04e25a65f4d5418_8
  10. 1:35

    I

    Segment details1:35–1:35 · rev_79061ea7f32e8842a04e25a65f4d5418_9
  11. 1:38

    don't know who the fuck decided to make a fucking can without a ring pull on it.

    Segment details1:38–1:42 · rev_79061ea7f32e8842a04e25a65f4d5418_10
  12. 1:45

    Idiot. Stupid fucking idiot. Why can't— it's just a tiny bit of metal to put a ring pull on it. It would cost 1 cent.

    Segment details1:45–1:53 · rev_79061ea7f32e8842a04e25a65f4d5418_11
  13. 1:55

    Oh no, our profit margin. Just fucking put the ring pull on it, idiots.

    Segment details1:55–1:59 · rev_79061ea7f32e8842a04e25a65f4d5418_12
  14. 2:12

    This

    Segment details2:12–2:12 · rev_79061ea7f32e8842a04e25a65f4d5418_13
  15. 2:34

    bit won't break in the middle.

    Segment details2:34–2:36 · rev_79061ea7f32e8842a04e25a65f4d5418_14
  16. 2:51

    I

    Segment details2:51–2:51 · rev_79061ea7f32e8842a04e25a65f4d5418_15
  17. 2:55

    got it.

    Segment details2:55–3:03 · rev_79061ea7f32e8842a04e25a65f4d5418_16
  18. 3:21

    Fucking can tuner. Why do they put it in a can? I don't get it. Why can't they just put it in a, I don't know, plastic container?

    Segment details3:21–3:30 · rev_79061ea7f32e8842a04e25a65f4d5418_17
  19. 3:37

    Yeah,

    Segment details3:37–3:38 · rev_79061ea7f32e8842a04e25a65f4d5418_18
  20. 3:41

    there's little bits of metal.

    Segment details3:41–3:42 · rev_79061ea7f32e8842a04e25a65f4d5418_19
  21. 3:45

    I hate getting ghosted. It's fucking annoying.

    Segment details3:45–3:48 · rev_79061ea7f32e8842a04e25a65f4d5418_20
  22. 3:50

    She was like, oh, I hope we can— I want, I want our last memories of each other to be happy ones. What, after you ruined my life and made me go financially bankrupt,

    Segment details3:50–4:02 · rev_79061ea7f32e8842a04e25a65f4d5418_21
  23. 4:06

    you think I'm gonna remember you in a good way? And she thinks she doesn't— she thinks we won't find out that she's posting on Facebook posts.

    Segment details4:06–4:14 · rev_79061ea7f32e8842a04e25a65f4d5418_22
  24. 4:18

    What, she thought we didn't know? There's little chips all along the blade.

    Segment details4:18–4:21 · rev_79061ea7f32e8842a04e25a65f4d5418_23
  25. 4:25

    I think this bit of metal is from the blade, not the can.

    Segment details4:25–4:28 · rev_79061ea7f32e8842a04e25a65f4d5418_24
  26. 4:30

    Girls think they can mess me about, make me lose thousands of dollars, tens of thousands even, mess me about, and then they think I'm gonna honor them. Oh no, there's tuna all over the wall!

    Segment details4:30–4:46 · rev_79061ea7f32e8842a04e25a65f4d5418_25
  27. 4:54

    I didn't realize

    Segment details4:54–4:55 · rev_79061ea7f32e8842a04e25a65f4d5418_26
  28. 4:57

    the tuna juice is gonna soak into the wall.

    Segment details4:57–5:00 · rev_79061ea7f32e8842a04e25a65f4d5418_27
  29. 5:05

    That'll help rub it in more.

    Segment details5:05–5:08 · rev_79061ea7f32e8842a04e25a65f4d5418_28