Kick Livestreams/BEACH stream and nighthawk test 2025-06-27 18_58 [85710406-beach-stream-and-nighthawk-test] 480p

Is it back on?

The electricity went out and came back on again. Weird.

Oh, that's a big breakfast. Probably last me all day until lunch.

What's that?

What's that?

Oh, I've got to do that one.

Yeah, it'd be annoying if,

um, the power went out whilst I'm outside of the house. I don't know if it would reset automatically. It won't be the end of the world because I could just, um, go live from the app instead of using the server.

No, it's not another house stream. We're gonna go to the beach. Can't you see the title?

I just need to rest a bit because, God, I'm so full now.

I'm streaming off the Nighthawk now.

Seems pretty good.

What's a booty call

with Crypt? Well, yeah, what else is it gonna be? That's how it starts off, isn't it?

You start off as a booty call and then you see how it develops.

Oh God, I'm so full now. I need to digest that meal a bit.

I think literally everyone, every girl starts off as a booty call, and it either ends in a pump and dump, or you want to see them again, you want to see them more.

That's how it goes.

Uh, okay, so I got charging cable for Nighthawk. Charging cable for battery bank.

Uh,

my new

IRL setup. I'm very excited to use the Nighthawk. I think it's going to fix all my problems.

They've been sent Excitement, aren't they?

Bring out a can of Coke.

I've got my selfie stick and battery bank.

What else do I need?

That was a big breakfast. I think the toast and the butter added more to it.

What's wrong with the sound quality?

Check.

Testing, testing. Sounds good to me. Got a donut.

Oh wow, thanks, Nicholas. $5. Generous. Have you ever been to Land's End in Cornwall? Don't think so. I might have been in 2013. Oh, the cat! Mr. Meow Meow.

Mr. Meow Meow's here.

Hello, Mr. Meow Meow.

There, entertain my stream.

Whoa, scared himself. Oh, whoops. Have you ever been to Land's End in Cornwall? Will you take your audience someday? Maybe.

Meow meow.

He gets so scared at every single little sound, even just my trousers moving. He likes that, um, mat a lot. Maybe it's warm because it's black. Oh, he's gonna get scared. Oh, nearly.

It's funny how they just randomly decide to lick a certain place for no apparent reason.

Is it that fun rolling on this mat?

Maybe I'll bring him too.

Is it semi-wild? I don't know.

It doesn't have a collar. All the other cats have collars, and it looks— well,

it looks like a wild cat, like a half-breed. It's got those long legs. Its claws are sharp as fuck. Like, it will do some damage if you piss it off, more than a normal cat could.

Get the catnip? I don't know, I don't want it to go crazy. It already likes me anyway.

It's a very agile, strong cat, not like a fat, plump house cat. It can jump up those tall fences. The other cats can't do that. The other cats have to jump onto that half fence and then jump onto the tall fence. This one can just leap up to the tallest bit.

It's like Olympic

level of athleticism.

Come here.

Oh, good Mrs. Mel Mel.

Is it a man or a girl?

Oh, it's a man. He's got balls. I think those are balls. I thought it was a girl.

I think those are balls.

What's he doing? Okay, maybe he wants to go out. Okay, well, nice to see you. Have a nice day.

Thanks for dropping by.

Really likes rolling about.

Looks nice being a cat. You don't have to worry about your hairstyle, cutting your hair, having a shower.

Wearing clothing.

There's a man in the field

outside my garden. It's kind of weird.

There's a man in the field. The fuck?

Look, there's a man.

Where'd he go?

Kind of weird just having some man in your back garden.

Oh, that was the cat. I thought the man just popped his head around or something, like a jump scare.

I think the cat's seen the man.

There he is.

Why is he coming right up here?

Don't turn around, don't turn around, don't turn around.

He looks like a farmhand or something. Why is he wearing full body dungarees?

Hmm, well, that startled me a little bit.

I don't usually see people in that field apart from when they mow the lawn.

Yeah, so it's probably just the farmer guy inspecting his field. I don't know why he walked— well, I don't understand why he walked all the way up here and then all the way back for nothing.

I thought he was going to come have a word with me or something.

I don't know what that field is for. There's never animals in it. I thought maybe there'd be— they'd bring sheep into it or horses, but it's just grass.

You'd think they'd let animals graze on it, but he'll mow the grass sometimes. Seems like a waste of land. Be cool if there were sheep and stuff in my back garden.

When am I going to cut down my plants? I don't know, I can't be bothered. I'm busy. Maybe one day I'll do a gardening stream pulling weeds.

Rewild parts of the land,

maybe.

Oh, I hate this bit of the stream where we're getting ready to go. I don't know, I get so nervous for some reason, like anxiety, and then I start stalling. Yeah, weather looks really nice today. Okay, let's just start, get the ball rolling, I guess. Oh God, I don't know why I get anxious getting ready to go

somewhere.

Just waiting to go to the toilet cuz I feel like I might need to. Before going out.

Oh.

Oh yeah, I'm making a little video for YouTube. Where's my iPhone?

Uh, I don't know where I put my iPhone.

Why I'm quitting YouTube, part 10. Hello, welcome back to the video.

Hello, welcome back to the video. So I'm on Kick streaming and I'm probably not going to come back to YouTube because I don't see the point. Made like $1,700 already in the first week, so I think you can tell why I'm going to stay on Kick. So anyway, I got this new thing, it's called a Nighthawk M6.

Powerful portable modem for IRL streaming. So we're gonna go to the beach today and test it out on the coastline, which probably has not very good internet because it wasn't very good last time I went there. So I'm hoping this Nighthawk thing's gonna fix it. And see how it goes. Yeah, also, people, can you stop telling me

to get a job? It's getting really annoying. This is my job. I stream. How many times do I have to say it? This is what I do for a— I make videos and I stream. Stop Fucking tell me to get a job because it's really fucking annoying. Like, you need to tell anyone who's already got a job

to get a job when they've already got— this is my job, okay? Like, you wouldn't say to PewDiePie, oh, why don't you get a job, would you? No. So why do people keep telling me to get a job? It's fucking annoying, okay? Shut up. So anyway, join my Kick stream. I'll leave a link in the description below.

And if you— if anyone tells me get a job in console, I swear to God You stupid fucking morons.

This is my job, you idiot. How's that?

Video. So I'm on Kick streaming, and I'm probably not going to come back to YouTube because I don't see the point. I made like $1,700 already in the first week, so I think you can tell why I'm going to Samkick. So anyway, I got this new thing. It's called a Nighthawk M6 powerful portable modem for IRL streaming.

So we're gonna go to the beach today and test it out on the coastline, which probably has not very good internet because it wasn't very good last time I went there. So I'm hoping this Nighthawk thing is going to fix it. And see how it goes. Yeah, also people, can you stop telling me to get a job?

It's getting really annoying. This is my job. I stream. How many times do I have to say it? This is what I do for a— I make videos and I stream. Stop fucking telling me to get a job because it's really fucking annoying. Like, you need to tell anyone who's already got a job to get a job

when they've already got— this is my job, okay? You wouldn't say to PewDiePie, oh, why don't you get a job? Would you? No. So why do people keep telling me to get a job? Fucking annoying, okay? Shut up. My Kick stream, I'll leave a link in the description below. And if you— if anyone tells me get a

job in the comments below, I swear to God, this is my job, you idiot. Fucking idiots. Oh, then you're able-bodied, why can't you get a job like everyone else? Because I don't want to. Fucking idiot. God's sake, I've got the most annoying people on YouTube ever.

Jesus fucking Christ, I've never met more annoying people.

What a bunch of wet tissues. Yeah, go enjoy your stupid jobs, idiots. Get a job.

Backside. Welcome back to the video. So, why I'm quitting YouTube forever.

Add description.

Nothing like a bit of rage in the morning. Yeah, then I say, then some people actually enjoy their jobs. I don't give a shit if you enjoy your job, cuz I wouldn't enjoy your job. So you keep your job and I'll do my streaming. How about that?

Why isn't copy and paste working?

Oh God, copy and paste is so irritating on phones.

Wait, why? I pressed copy link. Come on.

Oh my God, I'm enraged. Oh, there you go.

What is people's obsession with getting a job? I just don't get it.

Thumbnail. Put the thumbnail of me and Mina.

Shut up.

You know what I like about Kick is that you don't have to get a thumbnail. Put this one.

Publish.

I don't understand that you can't get a job. Shut up.

I will.

Ah.

What is that?

Okay, make sure it's muted.

I don't know if I need toilet.

Maybe let's see what I can squeeze out. I just don't want to get there and then need toilet.

The drive going to the place is always worse than the drive coming home. I love the drive coming home, but the drive going there is like full of anxiety.

Yeah, I squeezed out a few pellets.

Should be fine.

The best feeling is when you arrive safely, park up, and now we've got the whole day.

We've got to go to Tesco first, I think. I don't know. I mean, I don't know, maybe go Tesco on the way home. I wouldn't mind some sun cream, but it doesn't look that sunny, so whatever.

Mm, I don't really want to do push-ups until I get home, although push-ups might help get rid of this extra energy. Let me switch to my IRL setup.

Okay, we got the Nighthawk streams running off the Nighthawk now.

I've got to keep it charged.

I don't know if it's charging.

Just gonna make sure this doesn't die in the backpack.

It doesn't seem like it's doing anything.

No, I think I need toilet again.

No, it's fine.

Maybe it's not charging because it's at 100% already.

Maybe. I'm just worried like it runs out of battery. I'm pretty sure this battery bank should be able to charge it.

Okay, that's the stream set up.

Did I get paid yet? Yep, last night, half past 12 midnight, I got paid. It's weird, isn't it? You think you get paid when the bank's open, but the bank was obviously not open in the middle of the night. So who paid me? I don't know.

Why did it take all day for the payment to go through? Maybe the bank initiated the payment during the daytime and it took that long to get to my bank for some reason.

Uh, there's going to be another £100 going out end of this month. For the IKEA line, so it'll only be £45 left.

Yeah, maybe it was because it's like an international transfer, isn't it, from kick.com?

Okay, I've got to set up the stream setup in the car.

Nighthawk

and battery bank.

Unlock the car. Oh God.

That

is really nice.

I think I just put it like this today.

Different camera view should be fine.

Where's your damn minion?

It's doing like a weird glitchy thing.

Hmm, is it lagging?

Testing,

testing.

Seems fine.

Seems fine.

Okay, set up the sat nav.

Oh my God, what's going on?

I don't know why Bluetooth keeps turning itself back on when I turn it off. Really annoying.

I'm at 2,000 bitrate, I think.