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how to survive a typhoon in japan
2018-09-29 · 10 min
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Don't film me.
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0:07–0:09 · rev_a06113113519b5bde14298e1b6a6faee_0There's a typhoon coming. We need to buy food.
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0:09–0:13 · rev_a06113113519b5bde14298e1b6a6faee_1Japanese? We need the light.
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0:13–0:24 · rev_a06113113519b5bde14298e1b6a6faee_2A light.
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0:25–0:25 · rev_a06113113519b5bde14298e1b6a6faee_3Light in the gas column.
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0:26–0:28 · rev_a06113113519b5bde14298e1b6a6faee_4Gas.
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0:29–0:29 · rev_a06113113519b5bde14298e1b6a6faee_5Gas.
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0:29–0:29 · rev_a06113113519b5bde14298e1b6a6faee_6We have lots of gas.
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0:30–0:32 · rev_a06113113519b5bde14298e1b6a6faee_7Gas.
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0:34–0:34 · rev_a06113113519b5bde14298e1b6a6faee_8I'm the cameraman now. People don't like me. They want you instead.
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0:36–0:40 · rev_a06113113519b5bde14298e1b6a6faee_9Don't stop.
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0:42–0:44 · rev_a06113113519b5bde14298e1b6a6faee_10Don't stop.
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0:44–0:45 · rev_a06113113519b5bde14298e1b6a6faee_11Don't stop.
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0:45–0:46 · rev_a06113113519b5bde14298e1b6a6faee_12Don't stop what?
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0:46–0:47 · rev_a06113113519b5bde14298e1b6a6faee_13Film me. Film me.
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0:48–0:50 · rev_a06113113519b5bde14298e1b6a6faee_14Okay, it's already started raining. More rain to come. Oh, I'm getting wet. My feet are getting wet. My feet are soaked. Good thing I didn't wear socks. We might get a power cut if the typhoon gets really bad, so we need to stock up on food so we don't have to leave the apartment. See, everyone's getting a bit crazy, dashing out to buy food before the shops close down. But there's not much food left. Most of it's already been taken. There's hardly anything left.
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0:52–2:18 · rev_a06113113519b5bde14298e1b6a6faee_15Show your face.
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2:18–2:22 · rev_a06113113519b5bde14298e1b6a6faee_16You look like a crazy woman. Oh, the bread's gone. Why do they always take all the bread straight away? Why don't they take something more important like actual food instead of just bread?
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2:27–2:54 · rev_a06113113519b5bde14298e1b6a6faee_17Okay, so I think we need juice.
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2:54–2:55 · rev_a06113113519b5bde14298e1b6a6faee_18Definitely need Oh, they have new sandwiches. Caesar salad chicken sandwich, roast beef with horseradish, chicken salad sandwich.
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2:56–3:20 · rev_a06113113519b5bde14298e1b6a6faee_19Lots Lots of spaghetti. Strawberry. Look, someone brought a fishing net.
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3:20–4:22 · rev_a06113113519b5bde14298e1b6a6faee_20A butterfly net here. I don't have any hands left. You hold it. I'm getting wet. You're not very good at holding it. It's so romantic. Look at the lights. Reflecting off the water. So pretty. Meet there. Kirei deしょ. Storm's coming. If you think it's bad now, wait until you see tomorrow. It's going to be windy. It's not even windy yet. Tomorrow it's gonna be 10 times worse. Look at these new sandwiches they've started bringing out. They've started to finally bring out decent sandwiches. Maybe they were listening to all my complaining.
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4:30–5:36 · rev_a06113113519b5bde14298e1b6a6faee_21Beef.
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5:36–5:39 · rev_a06113113519b5bde14298e1b6a6faee_22Roast beef sandwich. Horseradish. You see, and people say I complain too much. If you don't complain, then things don't get fixed. They made these special sandwiches just for me.
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5:40–5:52 · rev_a06113113519b5bde14298e1b6a6faee_23Stop worrying.
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5:59–6:03 · rev_a06113113519b5bde14298e1b6a6faee_24Red trousers. I'll blow it out, don't worry. Up mosaic, mosaic. I'm worried about you.
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6:04–6:24 · rev_a06113113519b5bde14298e1b6a6faee_25Worried about you?
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6:24–6:26 · rev_a06113113519b5bde14298e1b6a6faee_26Worried about you, this woman. Your Japanese is so bad.
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6:26–6:35 · rev_a06113113519b5bde14298e1b6a6faee_27Huh?
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6:35–6:35 · rev_a06113113519b5bde14298e1b6a6faee_28You're worse than me.
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6:35–6:37 · rev_a06113113519b5bde14298e1b6a6faee_29You're worse than me.
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6:37–6:38 · rev_a06113113519b5bde14298e1b6a6faee_30You're making fun of me.
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6:38–6:40 · rev_a06113113519b5bde14298e1b6a6faee_31You're making fun of me.
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6:40–6:41 · rev_a06113113519b5bde14298e1b6a6faee_32This is what I got for dinner. It's pork and rice, and I have coleslaw, and she has some kind of wrap. Doesn't look very appealing. What are you doing? So what we have is fried onions with fried pork in some kind of sauce and white rice with some purple, purple sprinkling on the top. Are you excited about the typhoon?
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6:44–7:30 · rev_a06113113519b5bde14298e1b6a6faee_33Yeah.
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7:30–7:31 · rev_a06113113519b5bde14298e1b6a6faee_34You love typhoons. One thing you can do to show respect when you're in Japan is to stick your chopsticks into the rice like this. It means that you're ready to eat.
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7:33–7:45 · rev_a06113113519b5bde14298e1b6a6faee_35Don't do it!
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7:45–7:46 · rev_a06113113519b5bde14298e1b6a6faee_36It's respectful to stick your chopsticks into your rice like this. Look.
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7:46–7:52 · rev_a06113113519b5bde14298e1b6a6faee_37No!
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7:52–7:56 · rev_a06113113519b5bde14298e1b6a6faee_38You're ruining the joke.
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7:56–8:00 · rev_a06113113519b5bde14298e1b6a6faee_39What do you have? Nikta puri takos mito.
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8:02–8:09 · rev_a06113113519b5bde14298e1b6a6faee_40What does it mean in English?
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8:09–8:14 · rev_a06113113519b5bde14298e1b6a6faee_41A lot tacos with a lot of meat.
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8:14–8:22 · rev_a06113113519b5bde14298e1b6a6faee_42Do you like your wrap packed full of meat?
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8:22–8:26 · rev_a06113113519b5bde14298e1b6a6faee_43Do you like laab? Packed full of meat? Like me?
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8:29–8:32 · rev_a06113113519b5bde14298e1b6a6faee_44Do you like it packed full of meat?
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8:32–8:36 · rev_a06113113519b5bde14298e1b6a6faee_45She doesn't get it. Very good.
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8:36–8:48 · rev_a06113113519b5bde14298e1b6a6faee_46Tastes like pork and fried onions with rice.
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8:54–8:58 · rev_a06113113519b5bde14298e1b6a6faee_47Don't do it!
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8:58–9:11 · rev_a06113113519b5bde14298e1b6a6faee_48Typhoon's coming. We live here.
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9:11–9:27 · rev_a06113113519b5bde14298e1b6a6faee_49