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I’ve been married for 6 months now...
2018-09-19 · 10 min
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お い しい な コ ーヒ ー。 うん ふ ん。 ア イ ス コ ーヒ ー よ り おい しい。 うん、 また ちょっと 違う。 Grass mere Osaka Hotel.Video だ よ。 あ か ん。 悪 い 悪 い 化 粧 して へ ん き とか で ビ デ オ 作 る と。 With Daniel and Chihiro だ よ。 うん うん。 Life in Japan.No.Do the intro.Do the intro.We 're gonna be the new Rachel and Jun.
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0:11–1:01 · rev_775bb686530684c94162facfff08ae5a_0Hello.
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1:01–1:02 · rev_775bb686530684c94162facfff08ae5a_1Do it.
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1:03–1:05 · rev_775bb686530684c94162facfff08ae5a_2I can 't.
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1:05–1:05 · rev_775bb686530684c94162facfff08ae5a_3T ott ir u yo.
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1:05–1:06 · rev_775bb686530684c94162facfff08ae5a_4I can 't. I can 't. I can 't.
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1:06–1:08 · rev_775bb686530684c94162facfff08ae5a_5It 's been six months since we got married.
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1:08–1:11 · rev_775bb686530684c94162facfff08ae5a_6I can 't do it.
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1:11–1:12 · rev_775bb686530684c94162facfff08ae5a_7No. What are your thoughts and feelings? Stop wh ining. We 're making a video. You promised me you 'd make a video with me.
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1:12–1:28 · rev_775bb686530684c94162facfff08ae5a_8Oh, oh no no no no no. Ah. Make up the kah um ani.
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1:31–1:43 · rev_775bb686530684c94162facfff08ae5a_9O at ter u. Ciao, make sar ai. そ んな に し なく て も いい から 編 集 する。 綺 麗 に。 整 形 中 に や っと いて。 before。 I 'll put the beauty filter on. Don 't worry. Yeah, what 's that?
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1:44–2:33 · rev_775bb686530684c94162facfff08ae5a_10This is like foundation. But not foundation.
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2:33–2:41 · rev_775bb686530684c94162facfff08ae5a_11Bas ement looks like was abi.
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2:41–2:43 · rev_775bb686530684c94162facfff08ae5a_12Not foundation.
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2:45–2:52 · rev_775bb686530684c94162facfff08ae5a_13Why is it green? You 're gonna look green. No, she 's making herself look pretty for you guys. Have you finished putting makeup on?
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2:52–3:24 · rev_775bb686530684c94162facfff08ae5a_14Your socks.
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3:25–3:27 · rev_775bb686530684c94162facfff08ae5a_15My socks?
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3:27–3:28 · rev_775bb686530684c94162facfff08ae5a_16Your socks.
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3:29–3:32 · rev_775bb686530684c94162facfff08ae5a_17So cks. What happened to my socks?
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3:32–3:38 · rev_775bb686530684c94162facfff08ae5a_18Where is your socks? Up your ass.
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3:39–3:52 · rev_775bb686530684c94162facfff08ae5a_19Pip itter u ne. Ah ha ha. No idea.
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3:52–4:07 · rev_775bb686530684c94162facfff08ae5a_20Daniel and Ch ih iro.
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4:07–4:11 · rev_775bb686530684c94162facfff08ae5a_21How do you feel about being married to me for 6 months?
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4:14–4:20 · rev_775bb686530684c94162facfff08ae5a_22We had argue many time. It 's very desperate.
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4:21–4:39 · rev_775bb686530684c94162facfff08ae5a_23Des per ate? What do you mean?
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4:39–4:41 · rev_775bb686530684c94162facfff08ae5a_24Mess ed up.
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4:42–4:44 · rev_775bb686530684c94162facfff08ae5a_25Mess ed up? Don 't you have any happy Happy things to say.I ppaiarude しょ? 幸 せ な 瞬 間、 思 い 出。 When we sleep together.Your only happy memory is when we sleep together.Yada shina.I 'm not alone. You don 't feel alone.
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4:44–5:27 · rev_775bb686530684c94162facfff08ae5a_26Don 't feel alone. And, I 'm gonna look at your show, say no, handle it. Very difficult question.
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5:28–5:40 · rev_775bb686530684c94162facfff08ae5a_27He do it now. Are you ready? Okay. What do you think of Jun?
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5:41–5:57 · rev_775bb686530684c94162facfff08ae5a_28I think he looks so gentle and. Handy and very cute.
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5:58–6:12 · rev_775bb686530684c94162facfff08ae5a_29Do you like him more than me?
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6:12–6:14 · rev_775bb686530684c94162facfff08ae5a_30If I met him, I would fall in love with him.
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6:15–6:22 · rev_775bb686530684c94162facfff08ae5a_31Maybe you would what him?
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6:22–6:25 · rev_775bb686530684c94162facfff08ae5a_32Fall in love with him.
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6:25–6:28 · rev_775bb686530684c94162facfff08ae5a_33You liar! You like me more.
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6:28–6:31 · rev_775bb686530684c94162facfff08ae5a_34Yeah, I love you, baby. You don 't love me. You told me in the video. Love me.
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6:32–6:42 · rev_775bb686530684c94162facfff08ae5a_35Cut. What do you think of Rachel?
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6:42–6:45 · rev_775bb686530684c94162facfff08ae5a_36Mar isol, I 'm not impressed with her.
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6:48–6:52 · rev_775bb686530684c94162facfff08ae5a_37Do you think she 's pretty?
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6:52–6:53 · rev_775bb686530684c94162facfff08ae5a_38Oh, operate.
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6:55–6:58 · rev_775bb686530684c94162facfff08ae5a_39A verage. Are you jealous of her?
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6:58–7:03 · rev_775bb686530684c94162facfff08ae5a_40Not at all.
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7:03–7:06 · rev_775bb686530684c94162facfff08ae5a_41Is my cooking better than Jun?
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7:06–7:08 · rev_775bb686530684c94162facfff08ae5a_42Eh, uh, yes. Jun 's cooking is perfect, very beautiful. な ん か 綺 麗 で しょ。 全部 は。 Create.He 's very creative.
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7:09–7:30 · rev_775bb686530684c94162facfff08ae5a_43Creative.
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7:31–7:33 · rev_775bb686530684c94162facfff08ae5a_44Creative and good hand. Handy. Good handy.
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7:33–7:37 · rev_775bb686530684c94162facfff08ae5a_45There 's no such phrase as good hand.
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7:37–7:39 · rev_775bb686530684c94162facfff08ae5a_46Good hand. Good hand. And, な んだ ろう。 もう 英 語 難 しい。 日本 語 で いい から。 あ、 そう。 When I was writing.Here alone, it was very clean.
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7:39–7:57 · rev_775bb686530684c94162facfff08ae5a_47Mm hmm.
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7:57–7:57 · rev_775bb686530684c94162facfff08ae5a_48Then I messed up.
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7:57–8:02 · rev_775bb686530684c94162facfff08ae5a_49Who does all the cleaning? Me and me.
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8:02–8:07 · rev_775bb686530684c94162facfff08ae5a_50No, yeah, he doesn 't clean my room.
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8:07–8:10 · rev_775bb686530684c94162facfff08ae5a_51I do.
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8:10–8:12 · rev_775bb686530684c94162facfff08ae5a_52He 's always staying here but not This room.
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8:12–8:18 · rev_775bb686530684c94162facfff08ae5a_53You 're making me look bad.
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8:18–8:20 · rev_775bb686530684c94162facfff08ae5a_54You make me look bad.
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8:21–8:22 · rev_775bb686530684c94162facfff08ae5a_55You 're making me look bad in front of everyone. Say something nice about me.
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8:22–8:27 · rev_775bb686530684c94162facfff08ae5a_56Nice thing. I need ten minutes.
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8:27–8:37 · rev_775bb686530684c94162facfff08ae5a_57What do you think of this man? Do you think he 's handsome?
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8:44–8:47 · rev_775bb686530684c94162facfff08ae5a_58He looks like a normal guy.
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8:51–8:54 · rev_775bb686530684c94162facfff08ae5a_59He looks like a normal guy?
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8:54–8:56 · rev_775bb686530684c94162facfff08ae5a_60Yeah.
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8:56–8:58 · rev_775bb686530684c94162facfff08ae5a_61What would you rate him out of 10 on his attract iveness?
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8:58–9:02 · rev_775bb686530684c94162facfff08ae5a_625.
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9:04–9:05 · rev_775bb686530684c94162facfff08ae5a_635?
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9:05–9:06 · rev_775bb686530684c94162facfff08ae5a_645.
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9:08–9:09 · rev_775bb686530684c94162facfff08ae5a_65Okay, 5. 5.
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9:09–9:12 · rev_775bb686530684c94162facfff08ae5a_665. 5?
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9:12–9:14 · rev_775bb686530684c94162facfff08ae5a_67Only 5. 5? I 'd rate him 7.
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9:14–9:20 · rev_775bb686530684c94162facfff08ae5a_68He 's a—
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9:20–9:23 · rev_775bb686530684c94162facfff08ae5a_69ah, no, he might be watching this. You hurt his feelings.
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9:23–9:27 · rev_775bb686530684c94162facfff08ae5a_70He 's a 6 point.
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9:27–9:28 · rev_775bb686530684c94162facfff08ae5a_716?
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9:29–9:30 · rev_775bb686530684c94162facfff08ae5a_726, yes.
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9:30–9:31 · rev_775bb686530684c94162facfff08ae5a_73Very generous.
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9:31–9:32 · rev_775bb686530684c94162facfff08ae5a_74Bacon and hash potato and the ki wi fruit.
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9:34–9:41 · rev_775bb686530684c94162facfff08ae5a_75Where 's mine?
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9:41–9:41 · rev_775bb686530684c94162facfff08ae5a_76No, I don 't know. It 's only mine.
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9:43–9:47 · rev_775bb686530684c94162facfff08ae5a_77You bad wife.
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