First Live Stream with my Girlfriend

Testing. Oh my God, it's so noisy. The hell's going on? Hello? Okay, where's my girlfriend? It's not clickbait, my girlfriend's actually here somewhere.

Hi, are you here? Hope she's got a face mask on.

Do you guys want to say hi to my girlfriend? Hold on, let me share my link. I nearly shared it on Ice Poseidon's Discord. That'd be funny. They all hate me.

Streaming now.

I think that worked. Okay, put you into the shoulder strap. Where'd she go? Girlfriend, where are you? Oh my God, she just walked off again without telling me. I don't know where she went. Uh, let me get my phone charger plugged in. She keeps walking. Oh, there she is. Hey, streaming, did you find the, the place?

Yep.

Okay, we have an action-packed stream planned for today on the streets of Bangla You know what? Where are you, many tourists? Yes, many tourists. Very many.

You were saying about your leg.

Oh my God, it's raining as well. It's starting to rain. YouTube, no Kick? Yeah, I don't make any money on Kick, so I thought I'd try YouTube. I hope my phone's charging. They said it was. Wow, only 50 viewers on YouTube. Truly is over, isn't it? I can't believe at one point so many people were obsessed with me and then now no one cares. Does my girlfriend know about your channel? Yeah, as if I'm secretly streaming behind her. She thinks I'm just talking to myself. 63. Nice. Let's get to 100. Okay, so I'm looking for something specific. Starts with an M, has 2 S's in it. Do you want to say hello?

Hello everyone.

You shy?

Why are you shy?

There's barely anyone here. Come on, let's go! You what? You don't want what?

I don't want to show.

Why not? Can't hear a word. What does she think about your channel? She says it's weird. You, you said my channel weird?

No.

You like my channel? Best YouTube channel on YouTube, better than PewDiePie. I think it's the best YouTube channel ever. I need some drink.

Yeah, me too.

I need some sugar. I want some sugary drinks, like maybe here. 100 baht. Oh no, there's music here. I can't, I can't. There's music. I can't stand near music. No, they're playing music.

What?

What do you want to drink?

Cold, sweet fruit drink. Cold and sweet.

Okay, fruit or not?

Yeah, fruit. Cold or sweet fruit drink. Goddamn music gonna steal my ad revenue. I hate music. Do you think PewDiePie saw your video? Well, I hope so, otherwise his child is doomed. He needs some advice on how to be a good dad because he's not doing a good job so far. She doesn't care about your videos in the past? Not really, it's a long time ago. You blend in in Thailand. Yeah, it's nice. Don't have, don't have chavvy British kids shouting ni hao at you. I, I definitely don't miss Nice British people. So I want to do this thing, it's called a hammer massage. For some reason YouTube doesn't like it when I use the word massage, you know what I mean?

Give me your lucky number.

It's only got 100 baht.

Huh?

You want to put money on my card.

Okay.

It's only 100 baht. Do I miss my cat? My cat's died. Did they stop playing me— oh no, they're still playing music. I think it's kind of echoey and distorted that YouTube won't be able to pick it up. It's probably too much background noise anyway, but I don't want to risk it. Wow, I really got confident with the talking in public, didn't I? Before I was really nervous about it, now I kind of don't care. Uh, yeah, my sister got a cat, but I haven't really seen it much.

Do I still get a rash on my hands?

Yeah, it's getting It's gone bad again. See, I gotta put the cream on. It goes away, then it comes back again. I'd say the trick to talking loudly when you're streaming in public is just pretend that everyone else are not real people. Like, they're just— imagine they're like NPC bots. It helps. You got to like dehumanize everyone around you to stop caring. Kind of messed up, I guess. Is that fun for Louis?

Yeah.

He's got the dreadlocks, trying to hide them under the hat. Let me know how many people stared right into the camera. I try not to pay attention to it. Where's my drink? We gotta find this, uh, place. So I'm gonna do this thing where they use like a little hammer and they, they M-A-S-S-A-G-E you, because I want to make a video, put it on the second channel, try and do some ASMR— I mean, M-A-S-S-A-G-E videos.

Oh, they stopped playing the music.

Oh no, they didn't. You can hear it. Why does your sister look Spanish, not Asian? I don't know. I think she has bigger eyes and her hair is like light brown and wavy. I think if she straightened her hair and dyed it dark brown, she would look way more Asian. When we're in Malaysia She actually went to the hairdresser and she did get it straightened, and she looked really Asian. She got bangs cut as well, and she looked way more Asian than she usually does. How long are you staying in Thailand? Probably like another year, and then I got to get a new visa after my education visa runs out. I don't know what to do. Either I get the Thai Elite Visa or I get married. Oh, what's taking so long? I don't think she's even ordered yet. If I get married again, I got to make a video. You remember the first video? I'm getting married, and then I got like that massive grin on my face, that massive like soy boy grin face with the title I'm getting married, and I'm like, hey guys, so I don't know if it's a good idea or not, but I might get married. What do you think? I don't see what could go wrong.

Hmm.

Yeah, that was a fun time. Those titles were hilarious. It was like, I'm getting married, day 1 of marriage, my wife wants to get divorced, oh, I'm homeless. This is so funny. Getting like 100K views every video. Those were the days. Now I can't even get 5K views. Oh, watch out, your card! Don't show your card. What's wrong? Just use cash. I give you cash. Can't you pay by cash? Where's the drink? You didn't buy the drink yet?

I can't because my internet.

Pay by cash.

Here, I got 20.

20 baht.

What?

Oh, maybe get one of those drinks. How much? It's so hard to get a drink. Oh my God, 100 baht. 80 baht. 80 baht for a coconut? That's a rip-off. Coconuts are usually like 60 baht. Yeah, fine with it. Let me Okay, but I need a drink now. 80 baht for a coconut? No way. Coconut should be 50 or 60 baht. I don't know why it's taking so long to get a drink. I need sugar. Oh, we have a fly infestation in our shower. It's disgusting, all these little flies on the roof of the ceiling of the shower. We got some mosquito spray and I just sprayed them all and shut the door, so hopefully that gets rid of them. I don't know why there's loads of flies around the shower roof ceiling. The problem with coconuts is they, they're kind of expensive and there's not much liquid inside. The coconut shell is very big, but the cavity inside is not that big, so you don't really get a lot of drink compared to the size of it. Drain flies. See, because I keep urinating in the shower. Is that why people say you shouldn't pee in the shower? It's got like mold and stuff growing. Oh, this is free. Oh, what's this?

Emerald soda.

Oh, thanks.

Thank you.

Free here. Have a bin.

Thank you. Free drink. I don't want to get too close to the music. The music's going to screw me. I can feel my brain, um, soaking up that drink.

Why don't I speak Thai?

Because my Thai's not good enough yet. Oh, where is she? Where's this coconut? Chizu Brew Lane. Why don't I do animated videos? Because they don't get views and it's a lot of work. I'm not busting my nuts off for 2K views. Should I ask for another free drink? Tasted weird. I didn't like it. It was like sour green tea. Damn, that girl's tall. She's like 5'10, taller than Ice's girlfriend.

I'm 5'10.

Oh my God, how long have I been streaming? Like 10 minutes. Trying to get a drink. Where does it say? 20 minutes ago. Everything feels so hard to do here. Oh my God. I thought Kimberly was taller. I was surprised I'm nearly the same height as her. So do you have any questions for my girlfriend? Her YouTube debut. Is my phone charging? No, it's not. It says it's charging and then it doesn't charge. 88%. Not looking good.

What's your favorite food?

Yeah, I'm 5'9. I don't know why people keep saying I'm short. Her favorite video is when I cheated on Chihiro. Why is it taking so long? She's still showing them her phone. What's going on? Hold on, let me change my charging cable. I think there's something wrong with this cable, maybe. Otherwise the stream's not going to last very long. It should last like 2 hours off, off of the battery. I'm scared to go up there because of the music. She's still showing them her phone. $80 for dinner? Well, it's also like drinks, uh, trains, taxis, or whatever. It's just a little fun Fun goal, I thought, with Aim4. Does she like your fish? Yeah, she likes the shrimp babies. She says we have a family now, a family of shrimp babies. A lot of people keep coming up to me and standing near me. I can't believe it takes 20 minutes to get a drink. This is insane. I could have just bought a drink here, taken one of these bottles. This is why sometimes you should just do stuff yourself. Maybe I'll just buy one of those Coca-Cola.

I want the Red Bull. Energy drink.

Oh, why is my battery charger not charging? Hold on. Okay, I switched power banks to the other one. That means I've wasted my money on the big power bank. It's got the little lightning symbol, so it should be good now. So do you have any suggestions what we should do here?

No.

Still waiting for my drink. What is she doing? Uh-oh, music. Ah, stupid music. It's like when I stand in front of the shop, you can hear it. Uh, I can't go near it.

Can they get copyright claims straight from the Oh wow, thanks, Mark.

What's the HUF? For your girlfriend, have a nice day.

Thanks. Oh, now I'm gonna get copyright claimed.

Let me check. Is there text-to-speech? I don't think there's text-to-speech, but there's a little pop-up alert. Okay, it says the stream's monetized.

That's good.

It's got avoid Well, if I can get this drink and then we get going so something actually happens. What does HUF mean? Huh, I don't even know a country that starts with H. Yeah, I don't know how to set up text-to-speech. I can have like a little pop-up alert that says your name. Oh my God, where is she? Oh yeah, Hungarian. Hungary, very generous. Oh my God, where is she? What? Oh my God, what are they doing? Oh, thanks, Super Pups. I hope something interesting happens today. Okay, I think it's charging. Yeah. I hate when people stand right behind me. Why don't you just go around me? No, I don't want to get stream sniped. I saw this guy, Swimmer Nick, snipe Sam yesterday and it was pretty intense. Like, he looked like Onision. He was really going in hard on him. Oh, I could have bought a drink ages ago if we just bought one here. Do I still trade stocks? Yep, I've been buying Chinese stocks recently. I think China is going to be big. Why not buy a drink now? Because she has probably paid She's doing something. What's she doing? She's not looking at me. Uh-oh, did she take off her mask? I don't think you can see is too far away. Where's the drink?

I found couple of them.

You still didn't buy the drink?

I've ordered already, but I can't pay. My money not enough.

Just give them cash.

I said not, not money enough.

So yeah, and I was going to give you cash and then you walked away.

Here, you give me 20 baht. I think give me just 20 baht.

Can't even buy a drink. This is the worst experience of trying to buy a drink ever. Oh my God. Come on, let's just buy a drink somewhere else. Fed up, for God's sake. Oh wow, thanks Adam Nobby, $5. Drink me. Oh, not the damn music. I think if it's just a few seconds it's okay, but if it's like longer than 20 seconds, I might be in trouble. It's weird, when I stand here you can't hear it.

This is so bad.

Like, imagine, imagine starting a stream and then we're supposed to be streaming and then you spend half an hour faffing around trying to get a drink. Let's just get one here. Oh my God. They literally have drinks here ready to go. Sorry if this is not very fun, guys. I thought it would take like 2 minutes to get a drink.

It's not working.

It's now been 30 minutes trying to get a drink. Oh wow, thanks, Mark! €15!

Wow!

Yeah, try and use the money to do something fun today. Hopefully my battery's charging. 87%. Oh, the little lightning symbol disappeared though. What is wrong with my phone? Don't look up my nose. Hold on. You got the drink? Okay. So long, half an hour.

I can wait if you saw all that, but you cannot wait me.

Yeah, I'm trying to do a live To me?

You have to nice me too?

Yeah.

I wait you, you wait me.

I'm not waiting for you, I'm waiting for the drink.

Oh, okay. You buy more?

No, I'm waiting for you to finish buying the drink. Oh, why doesn't my phone charge?

You have to nice people too. Because people nice to you, you have to nice to people too. You understand?

I am nice, but it's ridiculous waiting 30 minutes to get a drink.

I waiting you 40 minutes, it's hour, 1 hour. Which one?

Uh, I don't mind. Okay, trying to charge my phone now. She's mad, stressed out. My phone's not— none of my battery The iPhone's not charging. Hold on, let me fix this. There's nowhere to stand, so many people. Let me stand here.

Hello.

Oh, I don't know, it's not working. None of the batteries are charging. I don't get it. I press the battery charger on. Can I have the drink, please? Which one's mine?

This one? Thank you.

Let's go. Oh my God, I'm so stressed. It's just It's like a milk, sweet milk with bubbles in it. Uh, so where are the MASS AGE places? Oh, there's one here.

Thank you.

No, I don't want to go inside a building. I want a, a place that's on the side of the street. What do you mean I'm being rude? I'm not rude.

This one, sambar, it tastes Hello, do you do face massage?

Face?

Face. No, what about hammer? How do you say hammer? Top sand. They don't have. Oh, does he know where? Mai me. Why mai me?

Okay.

What did they say? Do they know where to go?

Fast enough.

It's not raining, is it? It's like slightly raining but not really.

Look, look, heading in.

Probably gonna have to stream alone after this. Wow, I got less viewers than on Kick. 70 viewers. Oh my God, I thought I'd get at least 100.

Very disappointing.

Oh my God, I'm really stressed out about the battery situation. I don't know why it's not charging my stuff. Like, my iPhone's not getting charged either. Everything's plugged in, it's just not charging. Oh no, music!

There's music!

Quick! If all the places have music, I'm kind of screwed. Where's the bin? Yeah, I don't know why Japan's so much quieter. They have hammer, body mask, foot massage. No, I can't do feet. If you show your feet on YouTube, they age-restrict your video. They think it's like fetish.

Hello.

No bin anywhere. Wow, 80 viewers. Famous again. Famous YouTuber.

Okay, now I need to get rid of the drink.

Is it still very hot in Thailand? It's not too bad today, doesn't feel too hot cuz it's, um, it's cloudy. She's not hiding, she's trying to not get sunburnt. How stocks doing? Not great. All these places they don't do the hammer, the little hammer tapping thingy. Emporium. Isn't this where I tried to find ice? Okay, where do you want to have lunch?

Here.

Here. Well, I'll try and fix my battery and she can have lunch. Where can we sit? Can't sit.

Hello, welcome.

No, thank you.

No.

Wow, that was aggressive facial. Guys, it's not a very wise idea to be saying you're going to make a fake police report. You know they can track you and it's against the law.

See what you wanna— you wanna do, uh, facial massage?

How? How do they do it? What?

You can?

No. Why?

Because maybe has to. You wanna try six hundred baht? Up to you.

Um.

Got day baby. Got day mấy hộp gói ba.

I wanna do the hammer.

Ah, hammer.

Docent.

Okay. Mà cái này là cái hộp hộp hàng.

Có dạng này và Okay, mods, ban this Black is Beautiful person. They seem unhinged. Hide user. I banned him already. Saying dumb stuff.

Huh?

They say call the police.

Who?

Don't know, stupid viewer.

Police for what?

Don't know, because they're idiots.

Police for what?

I don't know, because they're stupid.

Ask them.

I didn't do anything wrong.

Ignore them.

Just having a drink and walking around.

Yeah, don't scare. We didn't do wrong.

No, I don't want— what? What's that? Dentist?

No.

For what? Braces?

Show you nice fish.

Maybe later.

Okay.

Where are you going?

Go back, uh, into the side. Why? Go to side. Look my side for you.

Okay.

Okay, ban this person too. Why do you want to get banned? I'm just gonna ban you if you say dumb stuff. Yeah, I am. I'm banning anyone. You say anything about the police, you're banned. I need to get rid of this.

Where? Give me.

Where's the bin?

I didn't eat, I didn't drink.

You didn't ask for any. Um, where's How's my battery doing? 85%. I think it's charging. I don't know, I think it's like slow charging. I don't know if we can find the hammer thing.

No.

I saw the hammer thing before, but I forgot where it was. It's like the wooden hammer and they hammer your back with it. I looked it up on Google Maps, it doesn't show anything. You just get like these luxury spa treatment places. Buy a hammer? No, I want the authentic real experience. Oh wow, thanks, fish-shaped waffle. Even my iPhone's not charging. This stupid cable doesn't do anything. I don't I don't get it. She's trying to find it now on Google. I saw this one guy, he did a video. It's like a cup suction cup massage. It looks disgusting. Sucks your skin and your flesh up into this cup, makes you go all red. It looks so painful. I've got 2 power banks in my bag and different cables, and none of them seem to charge my stuff. Unless it is charging, but it's just like slow charging. I'm thirsty again. That drink didn't really help. I want to do face massage as well, but I don't know, the face massage massage is like 1 hour. Can't we just do 30 minutes? I don't want to sit there for— what, you guys will find it boring for 1 hour? What'd they say?

1,000 baht.

What?

Half hour, 500 baht. 500 baht.

Half hour?

Yeah.

For hammer?

Yeah.

Really?

Yeah.

Where is it?

Uh, you— I have— we have to book first.

Book?

Yeah, 1 hour at 5 PM because, uh—

Okay then.

Yeah, many people do that.

Okay, maybe you want to book it and then we get lunch.

Okay, lunch and dinner time.

Did you book it?

Yeah, I booked already.

Oh, okay. I think we do, uh, 30 minutes. 1 hour too long. Oh, thanks, Dirt McGirt. Oh my God. Vampire facial.

What?

What's that? Oh my God, Pia's here hating on me just cuz I ignored her. Wow, 100 viewers! Finally back in the triple digits. Famous again. Uh, Okay, so the plan is she will get lunch and then we are gonna go for the hammer massage. Still no seat. Yeah, can do if we can get a table. Can we sit over there? What about over there? No, it's chicken noodle. You don't want chicken noodle?

Sit here.

Yeah, you sit over there. Okay, sit with these strangers.

Where can I put my phone?

Where in Thailand are you?

In Bangkok.

What?

Finished. Finished?

Why didn't they tell us in the first place? Oh, why didn't they say that? finished before we sat down. What do you mean finished? It's only 4 o'clock.

Yeah, finished, finished. No, no have meat.

No meat.

The restaurant ran out of food. Why does it smell like weed? How can a restaurant run out of food? Hold on.

The first place famous.

Famous? Why is everything famous? Okay, not as famous as me. Today is not going well. Is he— that actually his girlfriend? No, I'm just following a random woman. Of course it's my girlfriend. What? They said, are you really my girlfriend?

Why not?

I don't know, they're being silly today. People being silly.

Actually, we're just friends.

Oh yeah?

What's with the silliness tonight? Um, you know the place you booked?

Is it— what What kind of place is it? Like, does it look like this?

Yeah.

Look like that? Wow, 60 baht. Cheap.

What?

So cheap. You want to eat here?

I don't want to eat. I already ate. I had spaghetti. Do I have a Discord? Yep, but it's only linked in one video. You have to find the video to get the link. Yeah, my battery's dying. bank is not charging my iPhone at all. When we sit down, I'll be able to fix it if we can find a place to eat. What about down there? What's down there?

Watch out behind you.

Uh, music, go back. It's just hot stone and foot. You can hear Lady Gaga. Not gonna let the big corporations steal my ad revenue. God, the hell's that? Is that a man or woman? That man looked naked. Or was it a woman? Where is the massage place? Is it nearby? Is it nearby?

No, far from here.

Far? We should go there and eat there.

No have food at there.

What? How far?

20 minutes.

20 minutes?

How?

Train? How do we get there?

Oh my God, by taxi.

15 minutes.

Why don't you get a burger?

I don't like burgers.

You don't like burger?

Yeah.

What?

How can you not like burger?

Why not?

You don't like burger?

It's okay, but today I don't want burger.

Okay.

Oh, I came here by myself, remember, last year. It was my first stream in Thailand in October, and I think I came here, and then I bought that selfie stick. I bought a selfie stick for my phone. Oh, music quick.

Despacito, definitely.

copyright claim me. Despacito copyright claimed PewDiePie. Too much music.

Yeah.

Do you remember PewDiePie did a Despacito, uh, cover? I think they striked him or something. I hate music. A lot of Muslims here.

Taxi?

You want to get a taxi to the massage place?

Yeah.

Okay, but can you tell him don't play music?

Okay.

Thank you.

Taxi time.

Sorry. Don't buy local. Don't buy Leo Jack. Sorry, so hungry.

Satisfied. Keep buying food.

See you later.

Bye.

How long does it take?

15 minutes.

15?

Okay.

Why did you hop in a taxi? Because the massage place is far away. Show outside the window. Wait, we're going to Sukhumvit?

Uh, just nearly.

You must. Maybe ice is there.

Ice is far away. Stay far away. I got too hot today, right?

Yeah, I'm not sure. Maybe.

Ice finished already?

No, I don't know. He said this week they'll find out. This week. You were in the Arab area of Bangkok. Oh, that's why there's so many Muslims. There's an area here where everyone is Muslim and Indian and like Sikh with the turban. It's like stepping into a different country. What are you guys talking about? Oh my God, you guys going on about cheating again? Daniel's creepy using filters. There's no filters. This is a livestream. You can't put filters on a livestream. Maybe if you're using, like, a computer program on a desktop, but not from a phone. My skin looks good. Like real life? My skin look good. My skin does look really good. When I met Ice, he, he put the camera really close to my face and you could see my skin.

Yeah.

You saw? He put the camera right in my face.

Don't worry.

And then you could see all my, my blemishes. He does that a lot. He got this camera where you can zoom and he was zooming really close into Deepak's face.

Because you let him zoom in.

He does it to everyone.

Why are you not Cross your face.

Cross my face?

Yeah.

I don't know.

Say with him, don't do that.

Well, he already did it. It's too late now.

Just next time.

No more next time.

If you don't want to do it, you have to say it with your friend.

I knew he was going to do it because he always does it. I feel like at least he didn't have his zoom Camera when I met him. It was zooming in on Deepak's nostril, and you can like see the pores on his face.

There are people outside.

Yeah.

But you never scare me.

Yeah, I scare you every day.

Never.

It's not that I'm scared, it's just— Ice sniped him.

Khun Mai ken chai.

What?

Khun Mai ken chai.

I can't snipe Ice and then start telling him what to do. I shouldn't have sniped him in the first place if I complain. Why is the whole chat just like 5 people talking about pier?

Oh, I came here before. It's near I was playing, I was playing tennis here.

You did what?

Tennis?

Tennis.

Tennis?

Tennis.

Tennis?

Yeah.

What's that?

Training. Train. I'm training here.

Oh, training.

Yeah.

How many people look at you, watching you?

90.

90? Oh my God.

Just 90.

Yep, bye. Just 2 people.

What?

What do you mean just 2 people? There's 90 people.

Yeah, not really.

Why people like to watching you?

I don't know, cuz I'm handsome. Yeah, I used to get 500 baht.

This is our hotel, right?

Where?

I don't know.

Oh, Holiday Inn, right? Yeah, when we first met.

Yeah, yeah, they still call it—

And there's 7-Eleven. Holiday.

Holiday, yeah.

Long time ago.

See, how many days?

I think I booked it for 10 days.

10 days.

And then we traveled around.

That time is terrible for me, like homeless.

Yeah, stressful.

Yeah, I know. Oh my God, 9 months ago.

Does YouTube pay really support your life? Well, yeah, no one else is. I mean, nothing else is. I made, I made $30 on Twitch and then $24 on Kick and about $1,000 on YouTube.

How many money— how much money you can make money from YouTube?

Depends how many views you get. It depends. If you get lots of views, you make lots of money. If you don't get many views, don't get much money. I used to make a lot of money, like $2,000.

If you want more viewers, you have to be fun, funny. Really?

I think I'm funny.

And laugh like this.

Well, they used to think I was funny and then they got bored. I don't know why. My viewers used to think I was funny.

Because you're not funny.

Yeah, that's, that's why it's funny.

You do everything boring.

Yeah, because I would say silly stuff with a straight face.

That you're showing him.

You're not listening.

Boring.

Yeah, that's my joke, that I'm bored all the time, and then I do weird stuff and I have a straight face. That was my thing. It's called Deadpan. My thing was I would say dumb stuff like, oh, love doll better than real women.

Oh, you love dolls?

It's not real, it's just like trolling. And then people would think I was being serious because I didn't have—

yeah, a face. Facial expression. Actually, your features Never one know you trolling or lying or do the real. I don't know.

It's called acting.

I think ninety percent is real.

Imagine thinking anything on my channel.

Finished?

60 baht.

I gave you 1,000 baht. Can you use that?

I gave back to you.

You gave it back to me?

Yeah.

Really?

Yeah.

I forgot.

I thought I got 15.

Finish.

Here.

Hey, where's my bag? Weird. Oh, here. Hold on. It's so hard to get my phone back in the bag strap. Okay, um, so the plan is I'm gonna get the hammer massage and then she's gonna film it. Hopefully does a good job and then we'll get a million views on YouTube. ASMR massage.

Not open.

Okay, I'm not going to take my clothing off.

We have time, 1 hour maybe.

Okay, get some food.

Yeah.

When I do the massage, do I have to take off my shirt? I don't want to.

Why not?

I don't want to take off my shirt. Do you know what I mean?

Yeah, I know.

I don't want to take off my clothing. I'm shy. I don't think you need to. I saw videos, people wearing clothing.

Maybe it's us.

Why don't you get a sandwich?

So you're Thai only?

So how much? Thirsty again. It's probably expensive around here. Yeah, this place is empty. What's— how much? How much?

This road around here.

180 baht?

Yeah.

Oh my God, that should be like 40 baht. 200 baht? That should be like a 50 baht dish. They charge— and they're playing music. Let's go. That should be like a 50 baht meal, not 200. If you ever come to Thailand, do not, do not stay in Sukhumvit. It's a tourist trap. Everything is super expensive.

Yeah.

Yeah, so that's why I say if you come to Thailand, don't come here. You should stay somewhere else. But for some reason, every time people come to Thailand, they stay in Sukhumvit. Even me. Oh, it's raining. Wow, look at these wires. If something goes wrong, how do they fix it? So confusing. Korean Chinese restaurant. Oh my God, you guys are so boring. Why are you just chatting about rubbish? Can't you chat about what I'm doing? The hell is this chat? I'm gonna have to ban all of you. Go back to the Discord server and talk about this. Why is my chat just full of people talking about random girls?

Happy, happy.

What?

Oh, cats.

Yeah.

No, I don't want to go to another cat cafe. You're not doing anything? I never do anything. Most of my streams are just me in front of my computer, but usually the chat's not like this. Usually the chat's like asking me questions. The hell is up with today? It's like This is not what I regularly have as my chaat. Well, this is why I had lunch before we came out, so this wouldn't happen, because we're supposed to be doing the massage. Not trying to find food. And the weather's getting kind of stormy. It must be connected to that monsoon in Japan. There's a big typhoon coming to Japan. I think it's having some kind of effect here as well. Do something! We're going to the hammer place, the massage. Are you glad you aren't in Japan? Uh, I don't really care about being in Japan anymore. Japan's boring. I watched Gary and Sam in Japan for a bit and it's not really interesting. His girlfriend said I seem innocent and shy, but Really? I'm not. What's she trying to say? She was saying I have this facade of being like a sweet guy, but in reality, I'm not very sweet. Is that what Did you make up with Deepak? No, but it's funny because they're all, they're all hating on him on Ice's Discord. Like, they're sharing video clips of him being a scammer.

What?

Uh, no, I don't have any more coins. How much do you need?

Okay, 20 baht.

Are you sure you gave me the money back?

Okay, don't worry, I will trust you.

Can you check your bag? Because where is it?

No, 1,000 baht. I give you back 1,000 baht. I didn't take any. Yeah, keep in the bag. No, don't take.

I don't see the change. Where is it?

I didn't use your money. I give back your 1,000 baht.

I thought you used the 1,000 baht. I don't know, I'm confused. I thought I gave you 1,000 and then you didn't give it back.

I've only got 1,000.

We're gonna be standing here for half an hour getting food now. We gotta go, it's raining. Starting to rain a lot.

Where?

I'm gonna stand over here. Oh my God, why does it just randomly rain all the time?

Finish. Okay.

Motion mask. It's a kind of whole body. Okay, my phone's getting wet.

Give me your phone.

I think my phone's waterproof, but I'm scared it's gonna get in the charging port. Oh my God, it's raining.

What happened?

There's more going on in the chat than the stream. I don't know what you guys are talking about. Some girl I banged like 4 years ago. Yeah, it's kind of funny how much Sam Pepper's channeled that in. 2 million subs. The guy didn't make a fan base at all. Like, he was He was good at making viral videos, but he didn't make a fan base or community at all. I mean, look at LeafyIsHere. That guy went viral like 4 years ago, but he's still got a massive fan base. Where do you want to eat? Oh, hey homeless, how are you going? I mean, what's it doing? I mean, how are you? I saw you on the phone with Sam Pepper when that Nick guy showed up. That Nick guy looks crazy. I'm glad he didn't snipe me when I was in Japan. Is it this way? You never met up with me? I was a bit scared, and then my girlfriend came to Japan, so I had to end my streams. That Nick guy looks like Onision. He looks just like Onision. It's crazy how similar he looks and sounds and speaks. Same age as well, I think.

I don't know how to cross over there.

Over here. Oh, why is this river— oh my God, it smells like sewage. This water's black. This water definitely has dead stuff in it. The water's black. What the hell is that? That is the blackest water I've ever seen. I've ever seen. Yeah, it looks like oil is being created from all the dead birds or whatever's in there. They're creating, um, fossil fuel. That is completely black. That's crazy. Oh my God, it's raining. Oh my God, are we here?

I broke my side.

Isn't it here? Atom Clinic. How long are you streaming today? Probably like another 2 hours. Between 1 and 2 hours. I want to do this massage and film it for my second channel. I'm making an ASMR massage channel. This place is weird.

Where are you going now?

Uh-oh, this looks like someone's house. Well, we have to go on the street to get to it, not in this garden. I want to make like an ASMR Channel like give me a break, man made. You know, like hair treatment, shaving, but I don't have a beard. Ah, nè.

Abu Masah takak ni pergi itu. Kenyudung buat nala perlah belapa?

Jadi nunggu meseh.

Lapa.

Ni mina atom.

Ni atom. Abu Masah nia.

Ah ni meseh meseh naja itu lagi. It's windy. Storm's coming. Homeless, did you see me snipe Ice? It was funny. I snuck up on him. That was the funniest thing the whole year. And then he took me to his hotel and grilled me about cheating. It's kind of sad, that's like the most exciting day of the whole year. This year's been quite eventful. When it rains, Bangkok does feel a bit like Japan. I feel like there's Japan vibes. You've what?

Wrong GPS.

Wrong GPS?

Yeah, someone is like Go to the supermarket.

Supermarket? What about the massage place?

Yeah, massage place.

Where is it? Oh my God, it's raining a lot.

How far are we?

My phone's gonna get wet. I'll try and cover the phone. I'm getting wet. Can we walk a bit faster? Just a 5% increase. This way? Oh my God.

Wait here.

So just ignore me and keep walking, whatever. Did she even sit? She's not even stopping. Where are you going? Oh, why does she go over there? Oh, I'm gonna get soaked.

Go, go, go!

How far is it?

100 meters.

Wait here for a bit. I'm gonna get soaked. Oh my God, my phone's all wet. Uh, we're trying to get to this massage place. Oh, she's eating. I'll stand over here then. There's a lot of massage places, but they don't have the hammer massage. They just got like Like a normal body massage. So I saw a guy on YouTube make a video, he got 3 million views doing this hammer massage, so I got my GoPro to film Will you go back to England? I have to go back next June for my sister's wedding, but I don't think I'll go back for Christmas. I don't really want to go back twice. England's kind of boring. I'll just be in my mom's house. No, I don't think I'll go back for Christmas. It's too expensive. Typhoon in Japan now. It feels like typhoons here as well. Why is it called a typhoon in Japan but a monsoon in Thailand and then a hurricane in America, but in the UK In the UK, it's called a storm. Why is it a different word for every country? Isn't it the same thing? Monsoon, typhoon, hurricane, storm. What else is there? I remember the typhoons in Japan were really bad. You would have to like hide in your house for the whole day and stock up on food. And then everyone rushes to the Family Mart to buy food and all the food is gone. And then the power goes out. The power went out when I was there 2018 typhoon. And we were sitting in the darkness eating Family Mart food. People seem to dislike Deepak more now. Yeah, but I don't think they'll forgive me for saying, imagine crying over your mom dying. It's kind of hard to come back from that. Deepak's a literal scammer though. He works in a scam office scamming tourists. So I don't know how they defend him or support him. Yeah, Deepak's boring. I don't get it. Why is Kick pushing him so much? They gave him a Kick deal. I think he— I don't know how much How much you got paid? Probably like a million. Kik is pretty generous when they give people a deal. Oh my God, it's raining really heavily now. The problem is Ice— Ice would think I'm boring because I don't talk much, so I'm not really good content for him. Unless I do something crazy, which I probably won't. This is like ASMR rain.

ASMR rain.

The only thing ice can milk out of you is cheating. Yeah, there's not really much else. I mean, that's why he asked me, tell me something interesting about you, that's not about Cheating. And I couldn't think of anything. Raining. I'm not really much contact I'd be content if my own community got bored of me. Oh, what's that?

This skin pork.

Pork skin?

Yeah, pork skin. And this one, uh, they ferment. Pork ferment.

Pork what?

Ferment.

Ferment? What's that? Fermented pork?

Yeah, fermented.

What, like kimchi? Yeah, fermented pork.

And this rice make a circle, make a circle, make what?

A circle?

Make like a meatball, make a circle and fry.

Weird.

We have to get—

Yeah, I think I'll pass. Now we're stuck here.

Did you see, um, Chinese girl standing with me? She ordered before me.

She eat this.

She ordered this in the first time for her life. Yeah, but she never know this Spicy.

Ah, is it spicy?

Yeah, so spicy.

A lot of chili.

Yeah, but not much people eat it in Vietnam though.

I'm not surprised. That building there is so ugly, just like a concrete block.

Do you understand the number and alphabet on the plate?

G, W, GX. That's Japanese. Japanese people. Those people are Japanese. The people next to me are Japanese. I just realized you probably can't hear them.

You know, uh, the main city of Thailand is Bangkok, right? Have a surname. It's called Kung Thap. Yeah, you know this?

I know. Yeah, Kung Thap.

Yeah, this Kung Thap.

Oh yeah, Kung Thap Mana Khan.

Yeah.

Oh, you can read Thai?

Yeah, a little bit. Kung Thap Mana Khan. Only English people call it Bangkok. Thai people don't call it Bangkok. Why do we call it Bangkok? It's called Krung Thep.

Actually, this city has a very wrong name. It's like a song. Why so long?

Yeah, I saw before, like, it's a long name. I wonder why we decided to call it Bangkok when it's not called that here. Probably because Gruntheb is hard to pronounce for English people. It's like they came here and said, nah, Gruntheb is too hard to pronounce, let's just call it Bangkok. Innit, mate? It's a lot easier.

Traffic jam.

What?

Traffic jam.

Traffic jam?

Yeah. Can you call the, the tram when there's a tram? Maybe use some 10 minutes.

Yeah.

Well, this is a fun stream, sitting on the street curb watching the rain.

They nearly finished. Can you go?

Still pretty heavy, still a lot of rain.

Okay, when you ready.

My phone will get wet. We're gonna go to the hammer place now. When you finish eating.

Huh?

When you finish eating, we'll go.

Finish.

You finish? There's still half of it left. See, not good.

And so salty.

Maya rồi.

It's okay, but spicy and don't favor salty and sour.

Yeah.

Right.

Thôi bây giờ. There's some pretty messed up trolls here today. Had to ban 2 already. Very unhinged people. What did I miss? You missed the black river water of sludge, and you missed walking, just waiting for the I just want this rain to finish and then we can get going. What if I put the black water into my fish tank, introduce some new life? Show the face. Secret. Walk?

Okay.

Are you sure? Battery? Uh, hold on. Here, put your phone in my bag.

Okay. Watch out, watch out.

We made $32 so far. 1,000 baht. 500 baht for 1 hour? No, I made 1,000 baht today.

Wow.

But we're going to spend it all on the massage and the train and the taxi and the drinks, so IRL it's not very profitable, unfortunately. Where's she going? Wait, wait for me, wait! It's still raining. Okay, let's go. Walk faster. It looks like you got a tail.

Why are you not there?

I thought that's the fashion. I thought that's how it's supposed to be.

Next time, help me.

I didn't even know. I thought it's supposed to be fashion.

I said next time, help me.

Oh, I don't know what your fashion is supposed to look like.

Next time, help me.

Okay. Oh, Terminal 21. Is it in Terminal 21?

Yeah.

Not really what I had in mind. I thought it's going to be like street massage. There's probably going to be music in here. Oh, Japanese people. Did you hear the Japanese? The problem with the Japanese is they speak very quietly. It's actually very hard to hear what they're saying. They kind of whisper to each other. They're not like Koreans or Chinese. Is it lagging? I wouldn't imagine they had the hammer massage here. Is it streaming? I think it's okay. Maybe it's like switching over to the shopping mall boosters or whatever. Press 1 if it's working. I think it's back. Audio is effed. Oh, this is what was happening in Japan. Wait, I need to reconnect it. Hold on. Is it okay now? This is what was happening in Japan. What?

Maybe I will do massage because you don't have a pen on.

Excuse me, stop. I need to put this. You want to do the massage?

Actually, I don't want, but because you don't have the point, you pain. Point pain.

Why do I need pain to get a massage?

This special massage used for pain only. Not— cannot relax.

Does it hurt?

You have to do something, pain on your body.

Is the stream back?

Where you can.

Uh, I don't have pain.

Yeah, that's right.

Do you have pain?

And here, and here.

I think it'll be—

And pain here.

And you're pain up the backside.

And my heart.

Why? You have a loving boyfriend. No need pain.

Really?

I think the video would be better if you're in it, not me. Because I'm better at filming with the angles and stuff. I think it's better if you get it, not me. Then I'll take the video. So I didn't really want to come to a shopping mall. I want to do like street-side massage.

Perfectly. It's raining and it's far away from here.

Yeah, okay, as long as they got the hammer thing.

It's really cold though, so it's not practical massage. It's facial massage.

Oh, what's that smell? Are you allowed to film at the massage place?

Yeah.

Are we allowed to film? Oh, toxin massage. You want to do fifteen minutes?

Up to you. First few minutes. Ah, mình không mình không cho chị đuổi chứ. Chị chị hát bài gì ha? Chị là giờ thấy sầm lặng thì cả. Có vấn đề có chồng ở đây luôn nè. Ồ. Anh ấy hỏi đi thăm đi chụp sao hình thành? À, bên bỏ cọc bên tôi coi là ngày mai là dùng.

Why don't we both do it?

You want me to do this massage, or you wanna Do by yourself.

You do, then I do. We both do it.

Can what? You can show your real work.

Okay. Oh, that's okay.

What are they doing? Why are they touching?

Oh, you maybe I do alone.

Okay, and I feel yeah. What's the plan? What are we doing? Fifteen.

No, thirty minutes.

Why thirty?

For me only.

Ah.

You okay?

And I do fifteen.

Oh yeah, come down again. Ah, okay.

But I want to try.

Okay, I'm try fifteen minutes. You fifteen minutes. Okay. Hi, I'm Ania from Thailand. Oh, that's okay.

I don't understand what's going on.

What?

Okay, let her do 30 minutes. She can, she can do 30. I want to do 15. For like 30 minutes, it's kind of long though. You want to just sit there watching for 30 minutes getting hammered? I don't know what they're showing on the phone. I don't want to accidentally dox something. Why are they talking so much? Just take the money and let us in. I hope they don't take the clothing off.

There's music. Oh, it's over here.

Look, you lie down on these beds. How can I film that? Ah, that music's gonna screw me. I don't think I can avoid the music.

Hey, you pay what?

500 baht for 2 people. See this pass for us? What time the cruise?

Tell them, tell the music off, mute the sound. Yeah, I guess I could.

In the same time, or me first?

I want to film you. I want to film you.

Okay.

You don't get naked?

No, just my bag only.

Okay.

Imagine if my GoPro wasn't charged. Okay, start now. What's in there?

What?

Okay, this is the traditional Thai hammer massage. You said Jeff.

Yeah, my Jeff.

Is it nice?

It's still weird.

Weird?

Bad weird or good weird?

Um, not so, so not, not good, not bad.

It's okay.

Oh, wow. Lốm bà lốm thịt với đuôi à lốm côn gặt he mà lốm con đi lốm côn gặt he tổng một đợt xài có một xài thuyền nhà mấy người tộc thương bị nhảm điếu quá nhà sinh chẳng anh ấy chậm thuyền à thuyền khắp tộc mùng khắp tộc cả nào lốm con vẫn đang còn thái là các tộc She said with your viewer. She talking with your viewer.

Ah, yeah. Terminal twenty one.

Terminal twenty one. Chấn Sam.

On the floor.

Yeah, yeah. Third floor. Third floor. Nè kha.

Có dù fly gặp Yip and Boy nè kha.

Yip here. Yip and Boy.

Yip and Boy ở beauty. Beauty shop. Stay doing it soon.

It looks fun. I can't show feet on YouTube.

Hmm, why?

Because just normal massage cannot help them for relax. This technique can help.

Ah, huh.

Yeah, yeah.

I don't think I can show that.

I can't show it.

She's hammering her bum. I'm not sure. She's hammering her bum.

She said she said joking. She shopping my leg.

Shopping.

Shopping.

Yeah.

10.

Yeah, the pose is too sexual.

I saw on your YouTube, on YouTube.

The pose is very sexual. Wait, let me put you down here. I don't know, I want to get some angles, but Thank you. Why is she hammering her bum? Wait until they move up the body, sticking it right up her bum.

Yeah. Cold drink after, after 4 hours.

You can't drink cold drink? Yeah.

Why?

Why is it all focused around her bum? She said it hurts. She's getting hammered in the bum. Yeah, I don't think I want to do it now.

Hi, boss.

Hello.

9 PM.

No, maybe one better, né?

Oh.

Did you see?

It looks scary. I don't want to do it. I don't want to do it.

Oh, I, I love this position. I love this position, still relaxing. Okay, I like it.

Oh my God.

Is it hot?

A bit.

Uh, yeah, I don't want to do it. I don't want to do it. Yeah, you can try. No, I don't.

I have 15 minutes.

I give you 15 minutes.

I said to her already.

No, I don't want to. Why not?

I'm scared.

No scared, try.

You took me here.

This is my present for you.

No.

I pay your massage, your present.

I want give you too.

No.

You can try.

I didn't know they do like a chiropractor thing. Yeah, it's like chiropractor.

Yeah, yeah, exactly.

I thought they'd just do the hammer.

Finish.

Oh, okay.

I don't want to do it.

I didn't know you get twisted and stuff.

What?

No, I don't want to. It looks painful.

No. My leg not the same.

Not same length.

No, don't know.

Yeah, is that why you keep walking around in circles?

Oh my God, I like this. Wow, surprises!

Okay, yeah, I'll do it for you later.

You see, and you see.

Okay, okay, better.

Yeah, better. I think so. I don't want to do it.

No, you have to do it.

Why?

You have to do it.

Come on. I'm scared.

No, you try.

Wait. Oh, feel better.

Feel better. She said it's not my one. Oh my God, see that?

See?

Oh my God.

My feet stink.

Wow, wonderful, wonderful.

You, he's nice.

Finished?

Yeah, he dies.

Oh my God, are you sure she's nice?

Did you, did you hurt?

No.

Quick sound, quick sound. Did you see? Oh my Oh my God! Oh my God! Can you see?

Oh, like, okay, man. Yeah, wow.

I better get some Super Chats if I do it.

Good. Yeah, you keep fighting.

You hold— okay, this, that's the stream, and this Can show you first. Yeah, maybe stand there. I'll sit here.

Can sit here?

Can stand there.

Okay.

Here, give me.

I'll keep this one.

And your glasses.

Glasses?

Yeah.

Hello!

Hello.

Hello.

Maybe if I don't understand which one you—

Wait, you didn't press record. It's not recording there.

And this one?

That's— don't press anything. That's okay.

Yeah, soft, medium, soft, only. Okay, next.

Yeah, okay.

What you feeling?

Relax, relax.

Just relax.

What are you feeling now?

It's okay.

Oh my God, sorry.

Open your mouth, babe.

Open your mouth. Um, Ani bảo qua xả ma phang phiền đây mới háo.

Không không mới đấy ai nè?

Họ dù ba không mới đấy ai? Tại vậy thì qua phòng.

Oh. Cái cọ dầu mặn luồn, cuốn với chân sờ bài, mấy bên ngoại lắp vào cạnh. nha. mình thấy con mò khó cò đã.

có thể phi em gần ná đủ này, ná đủ các cái xoài và phi đấy.

nha. đây mì léo thì mình léo lằng mới ký coi nhầm mì nồi.

mấy tháng And you, baby, you still have life?

Yeah. Do you have allergy? Non nói. Non mới phò con nĩa. Thưa nước non chỉ cho mồ.

Non nhớ, nhớ con núi. Ta kháo ai ra và bà ba mới đấy ọc cây nải, mới đấy ọc con lằng cài.

Có chuyện đàn tông lâu rồi, cây nải hết sài mé. Con thay qua trời là bà chùa. Ani lương kinh, cỏ thấu không ngăn nặng.

Ani hư và qua ó thi thi tỏ hay đủ hư cháy Ani?

Ani mình không có đủ.

Ồ không có đủ.

Không có đủ.

Khi mới để tỏ khấu thi có đủ. Ani hư có đủ. Ani hư khang có đủ. Ani hư có đủ. Mày khác. Khi mới để tỏ có đủ. Thi tỏ khang khang. Ừ.

You pan your shoulder? No, no.

No.

Relax, babe. Baby, you scared? You feeling scared? Malaysia mà, họ có vợ qua mèo mới nuốt cua.

Tàu xuyên mấy bên lúc khá non thì thôi làm muôn.

You can sleep, he said. Oh, you sleepy? You want sleep?

lôi cháy hàng nữa. Khi người thăm, nhiều khi hay đùa video lặn tàu và nôn nhỉ?

Đút lên là hả?

Đút, đút chim khổng thề. Em bao chàng đi chàng.

Lò. Không cái giày mà nuột lời được qua này.

Không có đơn hả? Có châm nuột này, có mấy cây tọt. Có ba hạt tọt. Tọt là Oh, okay.

Hai, mấy dù về nấu được cho họ lên. Tại hoa đều mì xà cay muộn lắm.

Rất bằng thì.

Tại à, me Malaysia.

Ah, what are you feeling?

Good.

Hello, hello.

Why you Not scream. She said, this side, this side have a problem. You can here or not? I like this posey shot. How do you feel? Good?

It's okay.

Why are you moving? Relax.

Okay, vừa nãy đi nó mới từng.

Đủ nay đã từng vài rồi.

Đã tháo khấu khấu phanh á, tháo phùng hết à? Đỡ phò rồi mày dẹp nó ngược luôn. Thực chay đến đơn dẹp, đến phanh đơn dẹp.

Không biết thanh đấy gì nữa nha.

Thì mình đang là thi xuân của khuí Yeah, I feel you.

Shop đơn.

Ready? Come back. Oh, you sleep.

Do what? Back.

Turn back. Oh, your phone down. That your phone or not?

Yeah.

Oh, you sleep.

Sleepy, sleep.

She she said you. I didn't have a problem, but my body is so hot.

Why were you screaming so much?

Because I'm more tan and I have a problem at my back.

Relax.

Relax. She she can she can help people. Harper syndrome. Like a back syndrome. You give free time for you.

Okay.

Not. Sit is. Oh my god! Thôi lắng này, thôi lắng này.

Uh, to to to back near her.

No, no, no. Mày chít đi.

Dạ, phù vang nè.

Wow.

You near her. Move move. Move back, move back, move back near her. There's a position.

Okay, look at your face.

Hey, you feel good?

Yeah.

Mhm.

Cue you.

Not cue. Relaxation.

Feel good, right?

Good.

Okay, you check. You come home, finish, leave in the bag.

Thank you.

Thank you.

How Thank you. What you feeling? Good?

Yeah.

Yeah, she nice. Maybe invite your viewer come here.

Where are my glasses?

Oh, over here. It beat my, like, ice. Ice something.

Ice came here?

Yeah.

Really?

No, I mean—

Oh, ask him to come here.

Yeah.

I feel the same, really.

Is it streaming?

You want to show her?

If you want, up to you.

Up to you.

Hey, doo na.

Hey, doo.

Sip khang lên đây, nừng pì.

What tea is this? I like this tea.

Aroy. You want more or not? Yeah, can.

Penmo satay.

Wow.

Yes.

What is that?

Carrot.

Did you see my voice?

Um, no. Oh, thanks, Papa.

Yeah, okay, it was okay, I guess.

Did my girlfriend film it well?

What's that?

He he have a this this have a problem with his bag, like a tote bag.

Nên á nên lắng cặp bài.

Ah.

Flat, flat back now.

A lot of tattoos.

Oh, 1 hour.

Thank you.

What?

Uh, no, uh, finish. Sit down. Thank you.

Sit down. Give you—

you give to me? Okay.

Oh, okay.

Oh wow, thanks. All right, thanks, blood. Um, did I get off? It was okay. Why were you screaming so much? I thought it was really—

I'm in pain, I'm in pain.

I think she did it more to you. I think she did it soft on me.

Yeah, I have a syndrome, back pain syndrome. I said, because I had accidents, you remember?

Yeah.

Yeah.

I thought it was really painful, but it was okay, apart from when she cracked my back, which felt weird. They said you didn't do a good job with the filming. Let me check. It looks okay. Can't really see me. Can't see my body. She didn't do the thing that she did to you where she, she like grabbed you and then You twisted your whole body.

Yeah.

With your elbow.

But she, she didn't hit you.

Yeah.

Because you just relaxed.

Yeah.

You didn't have a syndrome like me. I feel good.

Do you feel better?

Yeah, I feel better.

I feel the same, to be honest. Oh, they didn't do the hard one for me.

Let's show your viewers. He didn't do anything.

I like the hammer. I like the hammer on my legs. I like the hammer. Maybe we get yakiniku. You want yakiniku?

Okay.

Yay!

Yesterday I do— I made my rice yesterday. Yeah, why?

I make for you.

I mean, I made not a lot. I made not a lot.

Yeah, it's interesting.

Uh, the UK.

London bus.

You look like England.

Like my home.

Yeah, you miss your home?

Not really.

Oh yeah, British, British in it.

Just like home. I like this, um, shopping center. It's like an air for? Oh, this is Japanese. Majinga. Majinga. What's majinga? What is that? She's in a better mood now. Yeah, I think she seems better. Where's yakiniku?

I don't know.

Not here? I was scared. I thought she was gonna like break my body. I think she went soft on me, gentle. Maybe there's a yakiniku here. Are you having floods over there? I'm not sure. The rain wasn't too bad. I think it stopped raining.

How much?

I want beer.

Beer.

How much did I spend today? Spent, uh, 500. The massage was 500 for 2 people.

Not bad. 30 minutes.

Not bad. I liked it when they hammered my foot. I'm in the midst of a typhoon here. I kind of like the typhoons. It's romantic. You stock up on 7-Eleven food, buy some candles for the power cut that's probably going to happen. I remember the whole The town or city power went out and it was just pitch black darkness. And then we had candles. It's like very romantic, huddling, cuddling in the dark. I didn't get hammered in the bum like she did. Why didn't she hammer my bum? They put the hammer right up your bum crack. I had to pan the camera away because it looked— just looked kind of wrong. She hammered the top of my bum but not like in the crack, which I was looking forward to. Yeah, it felt interesting. Maybe next time I'll do like the full body massage thing, 60 minutes oiled up. Shabu-shabu?

Yes.

I want like the grill and they cook the food like Japanese style, like this. But this is like yakiniku. Is it yakiniku?

Yes.

How much? 2,000 baht. Wow, maybe we get that.

400. Oh yeah, it's okay.

So 800 for 2 people?

Yeah, this includes tax.

Ah, I don't like tax.

500 for white beef.

How much for beer? What about this place? This place is cheaper. They have beer?

Yeah.

Uh, how much? 1,000 baht. It's like the— 1,000 baht in US dollars?

$28.

Okay, yeah, $30. It's like $30.

Kind of expensive.

Have just which one?

Chang, Chang. Hundred thirty.

Yeah.

Okay.

Go to toilet.

Toilet.

Okay. $30.

That's kind of the price you have to pay for yakiniku. Basically going to blow all the money I made on today's stream on yakiniku.

Ah, wow.

The cheapest yakiniku I saw was like 350 for yakiniku, but then like 380 including tax. Why do they put the price without tax? Eat in the food court. Yeah, you can get like $2 meal at the food court. Did you give up on Kick? Yeah, I don't make any money on it and people don't watch. People don't watch unless you're like friends with Ice. If you're not friends with Ice and you're not like one of the CX streamers, then no one watches. Your classmate is here? Who? Chris Broad, best friend. But I want yakiniku. If you want yakiniku, I don't think you can get it without spending like $30, $25, cuz it's all you can eat buffet. Down to 200 viewers. Yeah, Bong Bong gets like 50 viewers. Only Deepak Suspenders and Sam Pepper and Gary get a lot of viewers, and they're like Ice's best friends, aren't they? Gary's like Ice's best friend. Deepak's like Ice's kind of Best friend? I don't know what that relationship is about. It just seems like a weird superficial fake friendship, the whole Deepak thing. Sam and Ice have streamed together for years, since like 6 years ago, so... So I would have to like hang out with Ice a lot to get a lot of viewers, which I don't really want to. Maybe I'll film the yakiniku with GoPro, put it on the second channel. ASMR yakiniku experience. I was scared I was gonna fart during the massage thing, so I got some gas. Felt kind of nice being pressed. I think she went to the toilet. I kind of need the toilet too, actually. Hold on, I need a toilet.

Yeah, also David, come here. Better come here.

All right.

You wanna look around first and choose some restaurant?

Why?

Because they have more.

But I want yakiniku.

Okay, I said because they have more.

They got more yakiniku? Do they have cheaper yakiniku?

Maybe.

You know, Akha is like 380, 350. It's not much cheaper. Oh wait, my hotspot's not working. Wait, one of my SIMs went off. I got to 3, connect it.

Got it.

Testing, testing.

Oh, thanks, Blood Bucket. Yakiniku, yawan yakiniku.

Yakiniku fans.

Uh, seafood. Don't like seafood. What's that? On the Table. Is that a Japanese restaurant? Onza Teburu. Never saw that in Japan before. But why is it Japanese? Thai food in a Japanese cafe. What?

What?

Oh, yakiniku. This one looks more fancy though. Yeah, it looks more premium. Oh my God, that's more expensive. It's like 600.

It's not included.

Include tax, 576. This one's more expensive.

650.

650?

Yeah.

No, the one downstairs is cheaper. Grand Buffet, 1,600. Look, the VAT is 7%. It's the same, it's just pork.

No.

I really doubt it tastes much different. That's, um, what, 650 baht? It's like $18. I'm pretty sure yakiniku in Japan isn't that expensive. So 1,000 baht is like ¥4,000. Do you think you go to yakiniku in Japan and spend ¥4,000? I swear the food in Thailand is way more expensive than Japan. I think yakiniku in Japan is like ¥1,500. Uh, ¥1,000 is for 2 people though, so it's like ¥2,000 per person. Oh look, this— Ice came here. Ice was here at this bridge and he was saying if he could stand on it. Remember I showed you Ice came here?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

He said he could stand on the bridge. Oh, I think you can stand on the bridge. Otherwise, how would they get the little cars on it?

Oh, that's Penguin at Travel. Do I look good live again?

Uh, no, he'll just, he'll just keep like I don't know, having a go at me. Like, why do you talk so quiet? Why do you do this? Why do you do that? He keeps trying to change me.

Cool.

Nice. Like, he keeps saying I need to change. I don't want to change. I like how I am. I want someone to accept me as who I am, not constantly complain about who I am.

Sap museum, you want to see?

What's that?

Thai noodle.

I don't like Thai noodle. Tom yum?

Yeah, everything.

Why are there girls on it?

Because you can Make your picture on here.

No thanks.

Everything, everything spicy.

Well, I don't like spicy sushi. Oh look, sushi. Conveyor belt sushi on an actual conveyor belt. No, I don't want sushi. Sushi is good for lunch, but I would never want sushi for dinner. Oh, there is yakiniku.

Shabu-shabu.

No, I want yakiniku.

Okay.

I don't want the soup. Shabu-shabu is boring. It's just like boiled stuff in salty water.

I think foreign men like black skin.

They like black skin? No. Foreigners like black skin?

Foreigner man?

Yeah.

I think foreigner man like or love woman, black skin woman.

You mean Dark skin. Yeah, in the West, dark skin is considered attractive. Pale skin is ugly.

Oh yeah, like me?

No, you're not pale. If you're really pale in the UK, people will say you look weird. It's not attractive. Like, brown and tan is attractive.

And what about your skin?

When I was a kid, I went to Malaysia And then I came back home, I was all brown, and everyone said I looked good.

Wow.

Yeah, they said, wow, Daniel got a really nice tan.

Oh, sexy.

And then they say I'm jealous. They say I'm jealous you got a nice tan. Oh my God, why are they shouting? I thought she was shouting at me. Yeah, when I came back from Malaysia, everyone at school said I look really good. They were like, oh, I'm so jealous of Daniel, he's got such a nice tan.

What's that?

Uh, tendon tempura. I don't like it when Chinese people just yell at each other from across a distance. Why do they do that? It's like they have no consideration about anyone else around. If I want to talk to you, I'll do this, like wave at you and then come to you and then talk. Not like—

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's just embarrassing. Go down again.

No, this frog.

This frog.

What?

Yakiniku.

This frog.

Uh-uh.

What for that?

Tenjo.

Tenjo. I like this. That's yakiniku. So this is like a tram.

I think it can move.

Looks cool. Can it move?

There's yakiniku too. I don't know how much.

Hokkaido beef.

You want to see? Let's wait.

Oh, you can go onto it.

Like a train. Wow.

Okay, let's go. How much?

This is not buffet. This is not buffet.

Do you want buffet?

Yeah, I want buffet.

Okay. Why does he look like me? He look like me.

Who?

He looks like me. He look like me.

Really?

He looks like me. He's like skinny, he got glasses. He looked like my brother.

Never mentioned that to me.

My brother, my Thai brother. Yeah, buffet and beer works.

Just here, can you get a little bit of honey?

Yeah, what else do you get? Like here, you just get fish and sushi. But I don't want fish.

Okay.

Just get that.

How much?

Five hundred baht for credit card.

Yes. Cash.

Yeah, I pay cash.

Okay.

Cashless.

Have to transfer.

How to pay?

I will transfer.

QR code?

Yeah.

I give you the cash and you pay?

Yeah, but my money is not enough.

Oh.

Why is there no cash? So they charge you more if you pay by credit card, but then they don't take cash. The hell? When's the face reveal? Well, I accidentally already revealed it on my Kick channel. That's so dumb. Why don't they just take cash? Trying to become cashless society, which is fine, but then they charge you more money by paying by card. Smells really good. I want miso soup and pork belly. And what else? You get miso soup, pumpkin, pork collar, gyoza, Australian beef. Yeah, they take more money if you pay by card. How?

How? I need to top money on my bank card.

Okay, why can't they just take cash? If I pay by card, how much? 30 baht more.

What about Rabbit Line? Rabbit Line? Do you have money on Rabbit Line?

Yeah, I got Rabbit Line.

Okay, uh, pay me.

How?

Transfer to me.

How much?

Give me.

Oh my God, why they make it so difficult?

Wait, I need to What you need? Money. I'm not money enough in my bank. I show you this. I have just that. No money. Need to—

How do you have no money? Maybe we just pay extra, pay by card.

300 baht, you wanna pay?

What?

Yeah, it said 500.

Yeah, include tax too. That is not included.

Oh my God, it said an extra 35 baht. So 70 baht.

Maybe up. I'm hungry.

She needs to transfer money into The app that is used to pay at the restaurant, because the stupid restaurant won't just take cash. If we pay by my bank card, they'll charge extra, like 100 baht more, 150 baht more. That's so dumb.

Hello.

Yeah, kind of weird. Film your ATM.

ATM.

What's an ADM?