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Idiot customers I had to deal with

2019-02-04 · 6 min

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  1. 0:09

    Do do do do do do do do do do do do do.

    Segment details0:09–0:13 · rev_0c9e5e1be0277076e33dfa881f898504_0
  2. 0:13

    Hello, mate. One bottle of wine, please.

    Segment details0:13–0:16 · rev_0c9e5e1be0277076e33dfa881f898504_1
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    Uh, that'll be twelve ninety-nine, please.

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    Uh, twelve ninety-nine. Okay, just let me get some some coins out. One, two, three. There you go, mate.

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    Thank you.

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  6. 0:32

    Bye.

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    Do do do do do do do do do do do do.

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    Sorry, mate.

    Segment details0:37–0:46 · rev_0c9e5e1be0277076e33dfa881f898504_7
  9. 0:46

    Uh uh I dropped it. Could I get another one?

    Segment details0:46–0:50 · rev_0c9e5e1be0277076e33dfa881f898504_8
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    Sure, don't worry about it. That'll be $12.99, please.

    Segment details0:51–0:55 · rev_0c9e5e1be0277076e33dfa881f898504_9
  11. 0:55

    I have to pay again? Oh, come on, mate, it was an accident. I didn't mean to drop it.

    Segment details0:55–1:01 · rev_0c9e5e1be0277076e33dfa881f898504_10
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    Fine, just take another one.

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    Cheers, mate.

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    Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do.

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    Stupid clumsy idiot. Another peaceful night shift.

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    Uh, alright mate, can I get a beer? One beer, please.

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    Yep, that'll be $4.99.

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    Um, well, you see, the thing is, the thing is I don't have enough money, but I really want a beer. Would it be okay if I just took it?

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  19. 1:40

    You want me to give you a beer for free?

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    Yeah, come on, mate, please, please. I always come in here, you know me, you've seen me in here before. Oh, come on, mate, I'll pay you back, I promise. I'll pay you back next weekend, please.

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    No, I really can't do that. I'm sorry, I can't just give you free stuff.

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    Oh, come on, mate, it's only just— it's just one beer. Come on, mate, please, it's not much. I promise I'll pay you back next time I come in here.

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    No.

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    Oh, please, mate, I haven't had a beer all day long. You don't know how tough my life is. If I don't have this beer, Beer, I don't know what I would do.

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    I'm really sorry, but I can't give you free stuff.

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    Please, mate. Come on, mate. Please, please, can I have it? Please, come on, mate. Come on, do me a favor, mate. Please, please, please.

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    Ah, okay, okay, okay. Just take it. Just take it and go.

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    Cheers, mate. I'll pay you back, I promise. Hello mate, can I get a packet of 10 Mayfair cigarettes please?

    Segment details2:34–2:58 · rev_0c9e5e1be0277076e33dfa881f898504_27
  29. 2:58

    I'm sorry, we don't sell packs of 10s anymore because of the new law. We have packs of 20s though.

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    Oh, pack of 20s? I don't want a pack of 20s, I wanted a pack of 10s. Stupid government ruining my life.

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    Well, if you think about it this way, a packet of 20 costs less than 2 packets of 10, so actually they're saving you money if you think about it.

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    Yeah, but I don't want a packet of 20. If I buy a packet of 20, I end up smoking all of the 20 in a day. I only smoke 10 a day. If I end up smoking 20 a day, I'll end up getting cancer, won't I?

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    Well, you could buy 20 and then take 10 out of the pack, leave them at home, and then smoke them The next day.

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    No, mate, you don't get it, mate. I only smoke 10 a day. Oh, forget about it, mate.

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    I won't, I won't get anything.

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    Stupid government ruining my life.

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    Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da.

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    All right, mate, just got some petrol here.

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    Oh, you're not supposed to bring the fuel into the shop. It's a dangerous flammable liquid.

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  40. 4:30

    Oh, sorry about that, mate. Maybe you should have had a sign out there.

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    Maybe you should have used your common sense. That'll be £24.99, please.

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    Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do.

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    Ah, stupid idiot bringing fuel into this shop. Now have to clean it all up. Excuse me, can I use the toilet? I'm sorry, the toilet's for staff only. But I really need to use the toilet. Can't you see I'm pregnant? I'm sorry, but we don't have a customer toilet here. Oh, stuff you! What a stupid shop. Look, there's a toilet right here. Why don't you just let me use it? Um, because it's a, uh, it's a staff toilet. I really hate this job.

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