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He is Nigel Farage.

Yeah, but I'm going to vote him now.

You're riding your bicycle?

Yeah, you want to come? Uh, I put the bike in the garage, charged already.

I'm going to bring out the bike.

Could do.

You're not going to bring your ID?

I don't know, there'd be a lot of people at the voting place, wouldn't there?

Where's my car key? In the car.

Walk thing.

Oh, you got a walk down there, dude.

Don't be taking bicycle. Yeah, he got his bike here.

Is it charged?

David, get some charging.

Everything's charged.

Where's the key?

Fully charged.

I don't know where that sleep bike went in. Are you coming? Okay.

Why is my car covered in water? It wasn't even raining.

Are you coming to work?

Yeah.

You got your driving license?

I'm live streaming.

What factor for you is healthy?

I'm not gonna vote, I'm just gonna go with them. There's like a vote for your local MP thing today.

I hope I got data. Let me check.

Got 10 gigabytes.

I knew it. No, leave it there, leave it there.

Now I know that is the key.

Right, now we know where it is, so if we put it up there—

Somebody might steal and get the key.

Yeah, well, they might do.

There's a lot of things for that. There we go, that's where they go.

Why can't I put something, a marker?

Mother, we got—

Dad, this is yours. That is your sign. Daniel, get your white bike, please.

Have you got your voting form then, Daniel?

No.

You're not on the electoral register, are you?

I don't know, probably not.

You give your address.

You need an ID though.

I have my driving license.

Have you got it on you?

Yeah.

Oh, you might be on it. You can revoke reform. How lucky are you?

He put his address, he leave here, so we take concert pack. That's me £8. You got to add it up. You got my what thing form just now, I think.

I don't know, you ask too many questions, I can't answer anything.

One answer. Have you got my walk thing?

No, I don't know. I put it there. I forgot how to ride this bicycle. Electric car, electric bicycle. It's been 3 years since I rode this. The Mycicle. Michael. Is that Michael or Mycicle? I forgot how to ride it. I think you hold this down. I went from electric bicycle to electric car. It's funny.

I've got no air! My seat got no air. Can you put your seat a bit up? Too low for you, cuz I've been using it.

How can you hold it?

Is it like that?

Push.

Yeah, it's not straight.

I know, I know, fish.

It's either there or not. Yeah, we're only going down the road.

I'm streaming.

Are you?

Yeah.

Oh, hello folks, how you doing? This dam does need a bit of air actually.

Oh, I know where the pump is.

Yeah, yours needs a bit of air conditioning.

I feel really soft.

So what we've got to do is change the valve over.

No.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. It's so— I forgot how to change gear. Ah.

Yeah, it's very hot now. Stop.

No, you don't have to yet.

He's probably gonna lag loads.

It's not my phone, but they're on.

I might have 5G when I go down the road. It's just my driveway is like a dead spot. Damn, market's ripping. I took profit £15 last night and then I went long again. I'm up £6.

Oh, they just close at some time.

30 miles per hour.

All right, that's it, we're ready.

Is it in the village? Where is it?

It's Hall, I would imagine.

Landham.

I can't vote.

Why not?

I don't live in this area. Mine's a different ward and we haven't got elections here.

But I don't live here either.

Well, yeah, but that'll come up on the sheet of paper if you're not on it, and then you can't vote. Oh, I think you're on the electoral register. They're not even telling me where to vote.

Yeah.

He's crazy.

Call them. Do they got a phone number? I don't know. Think about the way they drive. Probably should not let it be.

Try it then. If not—

Why am I no battery? Okay, go, go, go.

Ready? They're all charged. I did them the other day. Should all have full charge.

I haven't cycled for ages.

Going this way. Huh?

He don't like Nigel, so he say I got no idea. I don't like—

I don't Bikes, because I can't vote. Not here, I can't. Yeah, obviously.

Yeah, because we don't have a lock. Daniel, turn off your power.

Don't have to, just switch off. Not really, but if somebody comes along, I'll move.

Come on, darling.

Oh my God, my mobile phone got my driving.

Where you going?

No, that's your ID.

I can't drive behind.

You've got your driving license with you? Oh, that's all right. I can't vote. I don't live here.

Then you've got driving license.

Yeah.

Nigel Farage. Am I right?

Yeah, yeah. That's up to you. That's that one. That's not Nigel.

You don't look like Nigel, far off.

Nice to meet you.

You haven't got your voting card with you at all?

Is it this one they put in my—

No, no, the card they sent you.

No.

Okay.

Is it possible to take your address at all?

Greensleaf. Greensleaf, Mary Rock. I write for you?

Yeah, write your address just in that box.

Yep, that is my son.

Okay, she doesn't have to though, does she? No, you don't have to, Cammy. You don't have to.

You don't have to, huh?

You don't have to do it if you don't want to.

But I want to do it.

Well, that's fine. As long as you know that you don't have to do it. I'll tell you what it's for.

It's only that if we know you're intending voting for either party, so we don't knock you up.

They've got 2 guys coming to see me not long ago.

Green sleeves.

My name wrong.

Don't forget the L.

He's not American, that's all.

What is all this number?

No, that's only if you've got your polling card.

So I can continue my address up to here?

Yeah, yeah.

What about my name?

No, you don't. Well, you can if you want to, but you don't need to. You'll get bombarded with literature now.

Thank you for your help.

Appreciate it.

So we don't need to go in?

No, no, no, go in there and vote. Yeah, yeah, all the—

both of them.

You got one for the Greens and one for the Tories.

These are the 3 people. Yeah, I'm the Pokémon.

You are the one?

Don't look like you.

Oh, you're that?

You are useful.

If you watch crime watch, you'll see.

So this is you?

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

He's the Green Party. Oh, different. He's not standing. He's helping out.

You mean you are blue?

Yeah.

And you sit together?

Yeah, we're friends.

Why not?

Because they both want the same.

Come on, Daniel. I asked too much questions.

I got no—

no ID.

ID is the main thing. Yeah, you should be able to buy—

I got driving license.

Perfect.

They didn't send me a port in the house, or I lost it. Okay, where are we? Grimsley's Marley Road. It's my son.

It's going to be the others.

Martin, is that going to be the outside?

Martin?

Yeah, yeah, it's on that. Sorry, you're on this table there. Just stay with it.

They'll need to check your ID over there as well.

Hello.

Nigel Farage.

Thank you. Daniel Jason Moore. Green station bodywork.

For you, make sure we have picked up the right one. I checked your ID.

Okay.

Oh, I thought they checked. Oh, I've got to look. Because it's a different station. Sorry. Where do I put it now? Thank you very much. And can you confirm your name for me, please? Mayra Lu. And first line of your address? Principe Marirón. Perfect. Driving license?

Yes.

Thank you. Thank you very much. That's it. There's that.

Will you pop up to 3?

So you can tick— you can cross up to 3 of them on there. When you're done, it goes in this box over here. Okay, thank you very much. Where's the pen? They're all in the booths. Okay, thank you.

So choose 3.

Yeah, these are the 3 people here. They're all in one. Yeah, no, that guy's sitting outside.

That one, that one, that one.

I'm not sure. Oh, they got all the name here.

Yeah.

That one, that one. Oh, sorry, you can't, you can't discuss what ones to do. I'm not sure. They all treat you better. Thank you. I don't know who they are.

Oh, I don't know.

I don't know. Not sure.

Sorry.

I don't know.

Yeah, lucky country. No, I don't know how we got it. Probably because we're internal.

Where you want it?

If you're using the toilet, where you want it?

Oh yeah.

All right, cool.

If you're using the toilets, just be mindful of your road deck when you come in.

Anyway, sorry.

That's okay.

It's not a problem. Thank you.

It's not a problem.

It's just something to be mindful of. That's all.

Is it streaming?

She's so like. How many was that?

Ask him to help me.

No, you're welcome. No, no, no.

I choose to stay here.

Yeah.

Of course.

Thank you.

It's like. Yeah, all right.

Daniel voted. We'll never know.

Bye. Good night.

Yes, thank you a lot. Thank you.

So different though, person dressed up.

Yeah, they look different. So you are the crime watch? That's the call. Only one day today.

One day today, yeah.

Up till 10:00, isn't it?

10:00.

Peter, you can't vote again, Gabby.

Huh?

You can't vote again.

Morning.

Where are we going then? Duck pond?

Ask Daniel. Daniel, where you want to go?

I don't know.

Are you still live streaming?

Yeah.

Did you live stream?

I put it in my bag.

Oh, should have done live streaming.

Yeah.

I hope my voice not there. I hope my voice not in.

It is.

Huh?

He got one on his back.

What?

Yeah.

Because his wheel were always asking him, will do with your mum? And then he kicks him.

Why?

Because mum.

I used to come here skateboarding with my friends when I was a kid.

I'm practicing cycling.

Can we go for breakfast in London?

That's fine.

Big breakfast.

I don't want a big one.

Oh, small one.

You share it.

We can share. You share it.

Cornish pasty.

Baker shop there. You want to cycle to London?

Bit far, isn't it?

Well, exercise for you sitting in the room, part of your job. Oh, that Chinese restaurant that you had, that you used to work. Daniel, you was where? It's only there at that hall. Daniel, do you remember you keep on on about 10 minutes? 10, 10 minutes. They came to Harriton now where you work. 10 Imperial. Ah, the same owner. He say, yes, right, that is us. They made stone. Look at the plane.

I thought they went bankrupt.

No, they're open now. Before his son, they got three boys. Did they go bankrupt? Something not.

He got all stroppy, the green candidate.

Why?

When you were in there, because we were nattering away. Should I want to put in a complaint? I was like, we're not complaining.

We're talking about whatever we want.

What do you want to talk about?

Why do I park here?

Because he knows he'll lose. That's why he's got parked here.

He's my friend. That man say I don't like round your farm.

Yeah, well, that's fair enough.

I got no— he like green park.

Shh, shh.

I can't check the thing.

He love corny pasties.

What about going down there and through that wood?

Yeah, they follow. Mind the car. They all come walking. David Gibson, I do not call. Look, can see me. I'm the first one. Great jacket.

Little Red Riding Hood.

Good job.

Everybody come walk.

The one who are look for my Where are we going? Follow him.

You go first.

Huh?

You go first.

I'm frightened. Why?

Confident, but I'm frightened.

I didn't know—

No, it's not. A couple of years, a couple of ponds out. No, because it might be a bit muddy down there.

This is where my friend This way since 2006, and my friend used to live up— yeah, this is my friend's farm. I used to come here when I was a school kid.

Never gone up that hill.

Yeah, we used to go sledging when it snowed.

That is steep.

We used to go down that hill all the time.

Yeah, even an e-bike won't make it up there. Just pumps out.

Who lives here now? Oh, I haven't been here in 30, 20 years. Are we even allowed here? This is someone's house. This is someone's farm. This is tricky. I haven't been here since 2005. Is this all public?

Yeah, Father, no. So it's not. Just worried about your mum's bike, where was it?

Take it.

Yeah, because there's a footpath up there. Oh, you're right on this bike. Oh, we'll have to double back then. Okay, find a smoother road. No, no, no, we'll Carry on up another road.

It's a dirty bike. I can go like this if I don't cycle it.

Yeah, but that's not fun.

No, with one leg out I can control. Go on.

Wasn't there a footpath up there? There was, wasn't there? Yeah, yeah, we'll head for that then.

So pretty, like that one.

When we were there, that rake was up, wasn't it? The golden colored stuff.

Yeah, because how was the how was thing all gone?

Yeah, they make great. It's on and it's disappeared.

They make great seed oil. Come on, you go, we follow.

Oh, it's very bumpy. Where'd he go? Whoa, I don't know about this. I'm not cycling Up this. Very muddy.

What?

Yeah.

It's my bike, not mountain bike.

I'll put my bitrate up. Stupid fucking thing. I don't know why. Like, what's the point having a fingerprint scanner or a face unlocker When it randomly asks you to put in the PIN code. I used to come here with my friends after school. Weird being here again.

So peaceful.

Is it peaceful? Yeah.

We're waiting for you.

I'm waiting for you.

I'm okay.

Should be able to cycle on this bit, I think.

Very smooth now.

We're back not super.

Yeah, this is fairly smooth.

Yeah, 2022. Food is very good.

Yeah.

It's a bit bumpy.

I hope this is proof to you people that going out and doing stuff doesn't mean more viewers. So shut the fuck complaining about how I just sit in my room.

I'm not spending 2 quid. I don't know if she's gonna like this bit.

We're going across here?

Yeah, well, this is the footpath.

Oh.

Yeah, when we were last here, all this raked heap was right up here, but lovely path in the middle of it. That must be an official footpath.

With one leg.

Go on, you go ahead, Cam. We follow that line.

You go first, I follow. You go first. You are very good cyclist. I love you. Second, I'm scared. Is it for cycling?

I don't really know what it's for. It's just a line. It's like being on Clarkson's Farm. This is my school friend's dad's farm. I'm pretty sure they still own it. You don't just randomly sell a whole farm, do you? There's people over there. Who would just go for walks on people's farms?

Oh God. Wait.

I bet she's talking to those people. She's so far behind. My mum's gonna have to walk this whole route. It's like a car, you gotta put it into lower gear when you stop, otherwise if you stop in high gear and try and go, it's really hard. Install the engine. Legs are like the engines, aren't they?

Oh my God, I think we better go back.

Yeah, it's quite far to walk.

Pardon?

It's quite far to walk.

Yeah, I think we'll go back. She's going to be here a long, long time.

I knew she was going to stop and talk to those people.

Yeah, they didn't seem to be overly friendly, that couple.

Yeah, your mum will have to walk the whole way, wouldn't she? Yeah. Nah, we'll better rescue her. Would she actually try and leave? Little red dot in the distance. Ah, look, I don't think she can handle it. Should go back. Okay.

Oh my God!

Oh fuck!

Oh fuck! Oh oh! I nearly hit a big rock. How's he going so fast? I'm not falling. There's so many rocks.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. My phone. Yeah, it's fine.

I thought it was a rock. It's my phone. No, it's mine. Look, I keep getting stuck. Fall out again. Strap's not very tight. It's tight when I'm standing upright, but when I'm hunched over on a bicycle, it gets loose. It's not a very fun Fun place to bike, to be honest. Like a nice road would be nicer. Ah, got headache.

Ah.

Ah, market tanks.

Fuck.

Oh, I should have taken my 7 pounds.

You get no signal?

No, I got signal.

Come on, carry on.

You go first.

I scared. I follow behind better. He is so good cycling. This is not the real bike. Come on.

Right. I've got 5G here. Fuck's sake, I was in a trade, I was up £7, got stopped out, broke even. London Open was ripping. Imagine if my friend was here. Last time I saw him, we were 16 years old. It's so weird to be here again. Betty loves that Clarkson show, Clarkson's Farm. I'm not riding down this bank, no way. So steep and muddy. I bet my dad would love that Clarkson's Farm show too. Good old Jeremy, entertaining generations on TV. Like, if you missed the whole Top Gear saga because you were too young, then you can watch the whole Grand Tour stuff. And then if you missed that, you can watch the whole Clarkson's Farm. I was kind of too young for Top Gear. I was a teenager, I didn't really care about cars. Until they started getting really silly, and then I got interested in— into Top Gear. Now my mum's on an electric bike as well, it's just the tires are thin. Yeah, I was like ten years old when Top Gear was popular. Not talking to you. Talking to my stream. Oh, I ran out of power. Now, I remember when I was a kid, Top Gear was about reviewing cars and it was really boring. And then maybe when I was about 15, it Got silly, and it was about comedy. Wow, this is completely different. They got a whole new roof on the barn. It did not used to look like that. This roof is all new. All that.

Oh, is it?

When I was a kid, this black Metal bit wasn't there. It was just like old concrete barns.

I think he's rent some of it out to do up old cars or something. That's what it looks like. Yeah. Well, that was fun, wasn't it, Kevin? I think we'll stick to road thing. Nice quiet roads.

You're lucky you know how to do all this.

Yeah, I've been doing it years.

I used to ride my friend's motorbike up and down this road, and then I fell over. Wow, they've— Jesus, it did not used to look like this when I was a kid. It was just like little concrete bunkers.

Damn. It's good though.

It didn't used to look like that. Yeah, it didn't used to have this roof. It used to just be concrete.

Wow.

It used to be so hard riding my bicycle back home from his house. This bit was fun, and then you've got to go up a hill to get back to my house, and it was so hard. I used to think of it as a big halfpipe. You go down, then you go up. 14 miles per hour.

We should go up there if it's not too rough.

Hmm.

Phone's gonna fall. Yeah, go there.

We've been before.

It's like it came out Pilchard way. Yeah.

You go first.

I can't change gear.

Lock, lock.

Who are all those people? Ah, horse poo. Whoa, flies flew past my face.

Ah yeah, you get all these roots, don't you?

Yeah.

I used to ride my bicycle here as well when I was a kid.

Got that beer. There's a straggler behind as well.

Thank you.

And another one.

Half an hour later. It's the roots that cause the problem down this track.

Yeah.

The trees.

Check the market. Oh, don't tell me it's gonna rip some more. After it stops me out. Might go long again. She's slower than all the old people.

Yeah.

Oh, she's yakety yakking. Is that streaming now?

Yeah.

What, live streaming?

Yeah.

From the phone on your—

From this.

All right.

Yeah, hello all you YouTubers, come for a cycle, do a bit of cheating on an e-bike.

It fell off, it fell off my shoulder. Wow, thank God that was all right.

Where am I then, in front?

Yeah, they thought I fell off.

You could pretend that you crashed.

Yeah, that would have been painful.

Yeah, yeah, bike crashes are painful. Your mum had one, but it was fairly minor.

Oh, you were with us that time. Yeah, I went ahead and then I was waiting. I wondered why you weren't following.

Well, she was top-heavy in her basket. That was the problem. Too much weight. A month to Sunday, she'll be as quick as that, will she?

Crikey.

Yeah, she's yakking The yacking. Oh, well done!

Excellent.

See you then.

Bye.

And they don't like Nigel Farage.

Ah, how can you not like Nigel Farage? Nigel Farage.

No, they think he will be next to Trump.

Yeah, probably.

They got their reason. He said we, we don't like him. He like, he will be like the Trump. They also don't like Green Party. They're all the same of this politics.

Does he like any party?

There's what in Enjoy life.

Yep.

And they get their pension benefit, grab it. I say, after walking, are you going to fish and chips? I got my sandwiches. Then you take all me talking broken English. Next minute they go in, they'll get destroyed. Tell your mom go back to Malaysia. I can take him to court and Well, no one knows.

Probably not a good way to make friends going around telling everyone that you're voting for Nigel Farage. A lot of people don't like him. Someone's house here.

What? Friend of yours, does he still own the farm?

I'm pretty sure.

Or did he inherit? He might have inherited it.

No, Dad should still be alive.

Oh really?

Unless something happened. Yeah, someone lives here.

It's a nice house though, isn't it?

Such a small road.

Yeah, leads out to, uh, I don't know.

Might be Steed Hill.

Oh yeah, this would be a hill somewhere.

And at Marley, look, there they are.

Yeah, nice to talk to them.

Well, Daniel's the only non-pensioner.

I'm a pensioner too.

But you don't get a pension.

Yeah.

He doesn't get an old age pension, state pension. You've got 30 years to go for that or more.

He should be like Rhiannon, apply for benefits, say I am suffering depression. Is she writing a storybook?

Are your tires okay, Kelly?

Yeah, good.

I've done a good exercise today. Yeah, and yesterday I walked a lot.

I'm a retired YouTuber.

You are?

Yeah.

You two are pissed.

Retired.

Up-and-coming YouTuber. I've got more videos on it than I've got subscribers.

Yeah, I thought you'd get paid for these courses.

I did once, I got £68, £68 actually. Wow, massive.

So nice fresh air out of the traffic.

Yeah, well, this is what I wanted to do. I wanted to get off busy roads. I drive all the way there, but then now we're kind of on rough track.

He say stop, stop, stop, and it He's at the stop.

Who, me?

Stop at the bushes.

Oh, 38-127. Yeah, I'm busting.

The problem is that Stafford Bridge drive like hell. Yeah, a car break down. I got no idea to left or right.

Oh, a car hit another car, didn't it?

That was, that was another close run. What's that? Right into my pants.

So we're gonna cycle on?

Yeah, follow behind. Make sure you don't take me talking to the punch.

A lot of people don't like him. I only like him because he's funny. I don't really know what his policies are. Is that a tractor?

Oh yeah.

Yeah, Stead Hill. Trying to bike up this was a nightmare.

Want to go down or across?

Yeah, if you want, like a place like a caravan, very nice.

The view across is nice from, from if you go that way, the view's nice.

Oh yeah, there's loads of factories, but that one come back out the church.

Do you want to go that way?

That way?

You want to go that way? Okay.

Why don't you try this? Deliver DPD.

Why that is the same thing.

It's a really big house here.

Yeah, I've always admired that house when I've come out on my cycle rides.

Do you know who lives there? Someone famous?

Is it?

Don't know.

Sabrina told me that guy, the family left him. He told them, but he lost the whole house.

That person?

Yeah, Sabrina told me.

Perhaps he's a YouTuber.

I don't know.

I wonder if this is all his land here.

Yeah, he lost it all to the casino.

Did he?

He played very big, the whole house.

Someone's hoodie there.

Oh yeah, wash it, give it to My leg cannot touch the floor.

I'll be not a council child. Baby, just like baby, I'll be not a council child.

Council.

Baby John Lewis child.

Everything they want is for me.

Go back.

Lenham, buy Cornish pasty.

You want to go to Lenham?

Yeah, it's only down the road.

Yeah, all right then.

Get Cornish pasty.

I'm going to go home. Can you get me a Cornish pasty?

No, get yourself.

Why?

We're doing our job. When I go there, get your Cornish pasty. I'm not bored. I'm going to pop baby gift. Okay.

I know.

You're gonna go to bike shop get your tire. Yeah. You're gonna help me carry the swing.

Oh yeah, we could do that, can't we?

Whoa, market just ripped. Take profit. I made £4. I made £4.

Stop. You made £4 already?

Yeah.

That's great.

How much?

£4.

Since you've been cycling?

No, just now.

You mean in your bedroom? In your bedroom?

No, now.

Oh, that's so— people pay you so quick. Not from cake, from people?

No, from stocks.

Oh, there we go.

Is it gold?

Go home.

All right, come.

£4 profit.

Oh God, I've got a headache.

Leave the bike for them. Oh God, I'm scared they're gonna say something on stream. I'm just gonna get I'm in trouble. Not worth it for 40 views, is it?

Oh God, I got a headache from all the wind. Windrush.

Anyone ever says my viewers are down because I don't do anything, they can shut the fuck up. Just went cycling all around the village. 40 viewers average. Oh, it was weird going to my friend's farm again. They've really, um, improved the place since I was there back in 2005.

Ah.

Yeah, quite fun. These electric bikes really go. The same time I always stream. I usually start around 10 AM. Indices all-time highs. Mr. Meow Meow. Meow meow. He's calculating how to get up there. What do you mean, Danny out? I'm still here.

Meh. Oh God, I've got a headache.

A constant wind rushing past your ears. When's market gonna tank?

One, one, one.

Whoa!

Do you like my wallpaper? It looks stun— I had the weirdest dream about this phone last night. For some reason, I got a pair of scissors and I cut the edge off to make it thinner, and then the phone started melting and falling apart, and then I got depressed because I just wrecked my brand new phone. I can't believe I had 111.

What?

I can't believe I had a nightmare about my— I think I'm really in love with my new phone. Look at that, it looks so nice. Do you like my wallpaper? And you can change different wallpapers that you've set up. Oh, sexy girl wallpaper.

Well—

No, not on the laptop! Stop! You always gotta stand on my laptop!

There.

Sitting on his treats. Why does he always sit on stuff? He could have sat there. Just made £4 whilst on a bike ride.

That's how the rich Stay rich.

I don't know if he's fat. I think he's just very fluffy. What about that for a trade? Target the equal highs, stop below there. Where's my blue line? The blue line I drew yesterday is completely gone. Oh, there's a blue line. Jesus. Yesterday I targeted those equal highs, took profit there, and I took profit— second take profit zone there. Blew right past it.

Maybe do that.

Oh, it could be going to these equal lows.

Hmm.

Hey, I kind of wanted a cool lunch pasty. It's the storm in Kent. Why storms following me wherever I go? In my experience, Southeast Asian women are kind of untidy. Fasta was the same. Didn't really tidy up. Kept hoarding stuff, clutter everywhere. Japanese and Korean women, on the other hand, very tidy. Borderline OCD. Most OCD woman I dated was Korean. Very tidy. Shahira was pretty tidy, but she still— and I remember complaining she kept leaving her hair dryer on the floor. And then you look at Southeast Asian cities, it's very cluttered, isn't it? Like, you walk around Bangkok There's just stuff everywhere on the sidewalk, the streets. It's like vendors and chairs and crap everywhere. And then you go from Bangkok to Japan and then you notice how tidy Japan is. I think it's the culture. They just like stuff everywhere. They like having stuff everywhere. You could hardly walk on the footpath in Bangkok. Just, I don't know, because they have these street food vendors and then they have plastic chairs everywhere and they just sit around. Maybe because it's so hot, people are just lazier, because when it's really hot, you don't really feel like doing anything. I remember my dad saying a similar thing, saying that if you're from a cold country, you gotta do stuff like I don't know what he said. To keep warm, you gotta create houses and stuff. I don't really see what his point was. Now I remember him saying like, if you're from a tropical country, people just sit around in hammocks sleeping all day. Makes you not very productive. Bitmine up £30. It keeps going up £30 and then loses it all. and I'm down £5, and the next day I'm up £30 again. I could have taken profit 3 times, made £100, but you never know if the time you take profit is the time when it rips and then you're not in it anymore, like when I got out Barrick Gold.

It says my phone's too hot.

Why is it getting hot?

What?

Have lunch soon? No, I didn't replace anything. It's 88 Vape. I like fresh mint. Fresh mint's nice. Yeah, I casted my vote for the local election. Not telling you who I voted for. I'm just busy. Doing stuff, top secret stuff. No, I didn't vote reform. Actually voted for myself. Gonna become the MP of Harriet. I'm gonna apply. For the council. My key policies: no council tax. And then the council— I mean, the village falls apart. And bin men come every week, not every 2 weeks. Stop asking me questions that I can't answer. Use your brain. Come on now, don't be so stupid, please. Why can't I ever get onto OnlyFans anymore? Just says can't read this, can't reach this page. Uh, my earnings are my private information. Let's see your earnings then. Post your bank account somewhere. Didn't think so. Oh, smells nice. I think she's making chow mein. Where's everyone tuning in from today? Why are we brought the turning iron? Like, subscribe, comment your favorite color. Oh God, market's ripping. Ah, fucking hell, I should have gone long. Could have made £2. Jesus, I really hope the market's gonna pull back. YouTube video momentum. Uh, yeah, cuz I haven't uploaded anything. Giving up on YouTube. Loft video got 2,000 views. Silent Hill stopped at 5K. Oh, don't stand on the laptop. Oh, why you gotta sit there?

Push—

no, why does he gotta sit on the laptop? I think he likes it because it's warm. Why does he always got to go on the table? Do you want to go on my lap? Okay.

Okay.

Yeah, maybe he likes the laptop cuz it's warm, but how can he be cold when he's covered in fur? All these tech reviewers make— like, I saw Marques Brownlee's new video about the iPhone 17. He doesn't say anything of use apart from, oh yeah, it's good value and comes with more storage. And you don't need to get the pro model unless you're a pro user. I mean, what the hell are these people talking about? And then I'll get five million views on it. It's ridiculous. Jacoby Smog. Starmer promotes Viraj by playing the race card. I think they should just ban people from willy-nilly calling everyone a racist. Mark has iPhone 17 review, no asterisks. And then the first minute or two is him acting, talking to himself.

I will literally buy whatever phone you overlap.

He does this weird skit where he pretends he's won the lottery and he'll buy any phone, and then he gets recommended the 17 by himself, the fake Apple Store staff.

So first and foremost, they finally gave it a top-tier display. It's brighter up to 3,000 nits. It looks great.

Yeah, why? Of course they're gonna give it a new display. Why would they give it a worse display?

But that's a welcome addition too. So this is a super responsive, very bright, high-quality display with an 18-megapixel.

I like how he matched his t-shirt with the color of the phone. Better than even the best from last year's Did you hear his robot arm camera costs $250,000, and he uses these Red Magic Pro cameras cost $70,000 each?

Insane.

Tax write-off.

The base, the Air, and the Pros. I think it's kind of genius, and I think everyone should copy it. And I think it's 60Hz all the time. So yeah, 6 gigs. Which, that, that's where all the price comparisons start coming in, because if you were going to upgrade storage tiers anyway, that makes every model of the phone feel like $100 cheaper. So dare I say, the new iPhone 17 is just a straight-up good deal now. No asterisks, more headroom.

He just says it's a good deal.

They want to be able to record, obviously. No real improvements to Apple Intelligence.

Still boring reviews. Shut up, TB. I make the best streaming content on the platform. You saying my streams are bad? How dare you! A secret filming exposes misogyny and racism inside London's Met Police. God, I'm 4% away from getting margin called if the market doesn't stop ripping. I'm gonna have to go long at the very top to stop myself getting margin called. I'm always short because I was promised a pullback. Where the fuck is the pullback? There was a 2% pullback and then it ripped again. Pulls back 2%, rips 4%. I'm scared of going long at the very top. September, October are supposed to be months of pullback. Yeah, bike ride was nice. Went to my school friend's house. The farm's looking good now since I last went there in 2005. Yeah, it's changed a lot. They used to have just like a bunch of really old-looking brick and concrete outhouses, and now it's like proper big warehouse kind of thing, like on Clarkson's Farm. Big roof. I don't know when they did that. Must have been expensive. And it seems like they've got some kind of car modding business there. Probably rented it out. I remember going there 20 years ago. It was full of all the village kids messing around with motorbikes and cars. I went there to see my old friend and there's just a whole village of kids hanging out there causing trouble. I spent 5 minutes and I left. I was like, nope, not being part of this rabble. Now they've probably got families and kids. They must all be 30 plus. Bet they all got kids now. And look at me, still in my childhood bedroom. No family, no kids. Why the hell is the market ripping but BMNR is not ripping. Look, it ripped 2%, which is 40% for me because I'm in 20x leverage. It had a head and shoulders and it broke the trend line. It was supposed to go down. Why is it going up again? Yeah, well, I'm a seasoned, experienced trader. Of course I can manage 20x leverage. Get my noodles. Impossible. Yeah, making money. Son K. I might post on YouTube as well.

Actually, I've got the source video.

Ow, why is this hot? Fucking hell, it's burning hot.

The phone is all new.

If I post on YouTube, might get 2K views. Why the hell is this tongue thing so hot?

Burning.

If my mum keeps going on about Nigel Farage, All her friends are gonna— I don't know if they're gonna start hating her. So I think my mum's friends are pretty liberal. The only non-liberal person my mum knows is Dave Gibson. I mean, women are usually liberal-leaning. Like, Holly's mum's super left-wing, and she had a go at my mum for supporting Nigel Farage. She was like, oh, Cammy shouldn't be supporting Nigel. He's a racist and Nazi and loves Hitler and he hates foreigners. My mum's obviously influenced by Dave Gibson, otherwise she would have no idea who Nigel Farage is. As if my mum knows anything about politics. Yeah, my mum had a friend who came over and asked her why she had the British flag up. Oh, I forgot to put the lid back on the frying pan. My mum's whining now. I don't know, just put it back on yourself. Fucking hell, it's hard. I'm gonna eat my noodles. You forget one thing, she'll go on and on about it. She'll keep going on and on about it. I don't know, I'm streaming and I'm talking. I forgot to put the fucking lid back on the pan.

Okay.

I don't know what sauce she puts in it, but It's really nice. I need just soy sauce or oyster sauce. I like how Charlie Kirk says he loves the UK because the UK ended slavery and ended colonialism and gave countries back their independence. Yeah, they fixed all these problems. that they created. I mean, who started all the transatlantic slavery in the first place? Well done for fixing it, but you kind of caused it in the first place. And then he said, the UK is a bastion of democracy and free speech. You know, people getting locked up for Facebook posts! A real bastion! Didn't the British Empire have concentration camps? And scorched all the farmlands in South Africa because they couldn't beat a bunch of farmers from the Netherlands in the Boer War. It was like the Rebel Alliance versus the Empire. My balls kept doing hit and run ambushes. Is it true if they didn't have immigration, the economy would collapse because not enough people to work? And why is Japan saying they're gonna start Ramping up immigration. I thought it's because they got Asian population, not enough people to work. And why are the governments so insistent on having so much immigration? Who's benefiting? So sadly, after nearly 100 years, Japan still The West's little bitch. The samurai ancestors be rolling in their graves. Now what about Germany? Like the airspace and stuff, is it controlled by the Allies still? Isn't Germany not allowed to have an army as well? Aren't there like 30,000 US troops in Germany? Oh, that tasted good. So much better than that rubbish Tesco meal deal microwave milk. Oh shit, what happened to my long that I just randomly entered at all-time highs? Wait, did I enter it or not? No, I didn't. I should have. I thought I did. I'm going to get margin called in 3%. I'm gonna realize a £350 loss on the shorts. I can't believe how much money I've lost on shorting. Oh God, it's just ripping endlessly. If I go long now, I know it's gonna tank. But if I don't go long, it's gonna keep ripping. What the fuck do I do? Update on the amount I owe my mum. It's the same. I haven't paid her back a penny. It'd be the same as it always is. A man with a suit just rang the doorbell. Someone from reform just came into the house.

No, I don't think so. What? We all cycled there.

Oh, coming from quite a bit.

Yeah, 5 hours only. No problem at all.

That's quite a—

I looked at that.

Okay.

Harrison, Max on Harrison.

That's right.

Yeah, exactly. Yeah. That's the green puppy sitting next to you. Yeah, you got a bit humpy, didn't you? Green puppy always get humpy.

Parked this car out there.

Why are they here? They parked in the middle of the road.

That's a long, damn long car. Is that a Skoda? Look, as soon as I got up, Pushkin stole my seat. Pushkin, uh, that's my seat.

Scooter.

How long the car is. Looks like a boat. How do you drive such a long car? Like a bus. Damn, they're going door to door to chat to everyone.

No one coming out.

Is he just the driver?

I think he saw me.

Pushkin, you stole my seat.

Ow!

I just kicked my dumbbell. They're taking up phone time. It's the Reform, uh, local MP.

It's the Reform local MP.

It's not Nigel, it's the local MP.

Why is he so smart? Well, I have to go to work.

Sorry, Robbie.

Yeah, well, the phones can get rid of that now.

What are they talking about?

I don't know what they're talking about.

Well, hopefully not the Green Party.

Oh, did he have a hand for war? Clearly he had a hand. Facebook is always go on and on. Facebook always go on and on.

Then how you want to take it?

After they say something, you say something back.

Politics, Arc. Pushkin stole my chair. I'm gonna sit on you. Oh my God, the market's ripping. I don't want to go downstairs. 啊，push games不差。 Share the chat. Be nice, please. No, I don't have to go. Just sit over there. Is he the guy we voted for? It's like they knew we— do they know we voted for them? That's why they came round. Or is he just going to every single house? Are they going to knock on the gypsies' door? Or maybe they know it's a gypsy camp, so they're just going to avoid it. Yeah, they drove off. I don't think they would ring on the gypsy compound. I think they know it's a gypsy compound. They must do. Imagine being the local MP, you don't even know your own village, like who's who. There's hair all over my fingers. Labour could be round next. Tell them, oh, we voted for Nigel. Get mad. Do you think, uh, Reform supporters would start having a go at the Labour MP saying, why is your Keir Starmer saying Nigel's racist? Must be a bit scary. But there were like 20 people on that voting list. Are they all coming around? Yeah, my mum's bitching about me because I didn't put the lid back on the chow mein frying pan. She's talking to my sister. She said, I made beef chow mein, Daniel, you didn't put the lid back on. Clues about what? Just trying not to vomit the beef into my mouth. Oh God. Yeah, because Slightly Homeless got banned. So I got all his viewers. That's why. Do you think Homeless will get unbanned? It seems a bit harsh. What's he gonna do for money? Didn't someone say he was making like $20K a month? Do you think he invested it, or he's blowing it all on hookers and drinking? Didn't people say he was getting an allowance because his dad's rich? He blew $10K on a night with 6 Soapland girls. Oh God. Is he just going to do what I did and blow all his money, and then by the time he's 30+, kick will be over and he'll have nothing left? Does he make money from Instagram? I wonder if people come into my Devon house. Check my camera. And the postwoman came. Oh, there's some jasmine tea.

16 pounds.

5 days to go until Prime Day. Yeah, and buy a gaming computer. The price went up by £100 on the motherboard that I chose. Why is it called a motherboard? Why not a fatherboard? Is it because you plug things into it? Why not a sonboard? Daughterboard? Yeah, I heard the Reform guy say Keir Starmer was calling Nigel Farage's foreign policy racist, but then when they announced their own foreign policy, it was basically the same foreign policy, and then they laughed. Oh, fucking hell, it's still ripping. I'm 3% away from margin call. Stop ripping. I know how to make it stop. And go long at the very top. Jacob Rees-Mogg's suit looks so stupid. It looks like it's too big for him. Might go out in the garden. Gotta enjoy it whilst I can.

Apparently homeless was banned.

Because he touched the boobage of a 17-year-old crossdresser. Don't know if it was a transgender or just a guy crossdressing. Is it a ban because he touched boobs or because it was a 17-year-old? How do they know it was a 17-year-old? Apparently it's permanent. Oh my God, it's still ripping. Oh Jesus. Ah, oh God, he wants his chair back. He's saying, where's my seat? He's massaging the little corner. You want your seat back, do you?

Hmm?

How rude. Pushkin pushed me off my seat. Uh, job report's coming out today. It's probably pumping and then it's going to dumping. I'm not go long until market open. My Bitmine's up £30. £25. Up £26. No, I'm not taking profits. I want 20% gains. I'm gonna make £200. I'm up 16 pence. On my long, I think long into the open and then it tanks. When's that job openings report? Oh no, it's non-farm employment change on Friday. And what's happening today then? Pushkin's mad because I took his chair. My chair, silly cat. Give him Sasuke hairstyle. Haha, I win. My chair. He's giving me the evils. If I get off the chair, he'll jump straight onto it. Watch. You want chair? Oh, you kicking my vape? How rude. Ho ho ho.

Go to the toilet.

Okay.

I wish the sun came out. It is kind of funny because even people like Charlotte who date a British person, she ends up sounding a little bit British because it rubs off. I guess people pick up their partner's accent. And even that Peggy says things in a slightly British way from being with Sam Pepper. But my mum hasn't picked up any kind of British accent, like not even a little bit. I didn't really pick up Kansai dialects from being with Chihiro, did I? It's like I'm not going to start saying, uh, because I always stuck with Hyojungo, you know, using da instead of ya. Like instead of daro, you say yaro. I just felt like it didn't suit me. I just thought foreigners speaking Kansai dialect was kind of lame. I'm up £1 on my long. What he does is lick himself all day long. What is he even cleaning? There's nothing on him. Looks exactly the same before and after cleaning. Damn, market's ripping. Good thing I went long, saved myself £1. Maybe it's because everyone's trying to go short. Whoa, I'm at £1.28. It's ripping. No resistances. I think I've probably got a month left on Kick. Things don't usually last much longer than 3 or 4 months for me before I lose it. Yeah, I better milk it as much as I can then before I get culled.

Culled.

Gonna play some football and then jasmine tea.

Where did you get all that pasta from?

What is all rubbish?

I thought it's pasta.

What did he say?

Um, well, I had a picture taken with him and a video with him and Why they worry?

I cannot speak English.

Who?

Your stupid viewer.

Oh yeah, also that. Yeah, he looks happy.

He wants his chair back. Stupid viewer. Now you upset my mama. All your fault, idiots.

Where are you going?

Oh, it's nice and Sunny.

Oh God, I'm gonna miss my garden. So nice.

Back to my little shithole Devon house. Oh, how many was that? No, no. Remember when I cared so much about being alone to stream because I couldn't say weird messed up stuff if I wasn't alone? And now I don't really care because I don't say weird messed up stuff. Oh, I hate the wind. Oh, I wasn't like that. Wow, I don't know why kicking with my left foot hurts my toe. How many viewers I got?

Ripping.

Smells like barbecue.

Ooh! Who says I'm ignoring it?

Why do you assume things you don't know? What can I do? And don't say, send them an email. I already fucking did that, idiot. Don't you think I already fucking sent them a fucking email? Stupid fucking idiot.

You're ignoring it.

Shut up.

I already said something. I said I emailed them. Mind your own fucking business.

Hey!

I never said nobody didn't tell me not to send any mail.

Idiot.

Fucking stupid fucking bull. All your fault. It's the wind. The wind's ruining it, making me lose balance.

Big girl.

Ma.

Then—

Welcome, new viewer! Where's everyone tuning in from tonight? Oh, that was pretty good. Did you see that side kick combo? My left kick is really not good. I usually lose it when I use my left foot. Ah, you stood on a rabbit hole.

Oh yeah.

Oh, why didn't it bounce? It just hit my foot and then rolled off. Oh, now look, mud on my nipple. Do you like my wallpaper? Beautiful. I hate the wind. Can't you just give me one day of sun? How many was that? What do you call a dinosaur that likes taking it in the butt?

Megasaurus.

Megasore-ass. I came up with that all by myself. I'm up 60p. Nice, we ripping. Dark side of moon. That's one crater, one crack, two valleys. Oh, come on, that was pretty good.

Fucking hell.

One.

Oh yeah.

Not feeling it today. The wind's blowing, my phone's in my pocket. Putting my trousers down, didn't tighten my strings. Oh, when you lose balance, it's over. I use my left foot. It's over. Fucking hell! Ah, need a break.

Hi YouTubers, how you doing?

Jabal!

It's Kick. Kickers.

Oh, sorry. Hi Kickers, how you doing?

No more YouTube.

Dave Gibson, one and only, very famous. He loves a bonfire as well.

No British accent!

I asked my mum to do her best British accent. Oh, how many was that? That was controlled in the beginning, and then I lost it. Come on, how many was that? Must have been 15.

Ah.

Hit my shin. Ah, you knew I was gonna lose it. Oh my God, how many was that? That must have been 20. Oh God, I'm never beating that. That was good. I did like 6 in a row on the side of my foot. Uh, it's like day trading. Lose 9 times, win 1 time.

Oh God, I gotta get out of here. Hey.

Yeah, where's the swing? Why'd you take the swing down?

Well, because it protects it throughout the winter.

months.

Nobody's going to use it, uh, and it stops it rusting away. We did it last year, didn't you notice?

Uh, no.

Oh, that's gone in this garage, and the round table and the chairs have gone away. Wintertime, isn't it? Nobody's going to use them.

Look at the bonfire.

Not really much of a bonfire. That's where I dug my hole.

Got buried.

There's the bonfire. They might be going to get more stuff to burn.

Mm-hmm.

Don't like it when the wind blows the smoke in my face. You should have seen the bonfires my dad used to do. He would cut down all these twigs and branches, make a massive mountain, and then he'd pour petrol on it. We did it in November for bonfire night. It used to be really exciting. I used to poke at it with a stick. Yeah, it just feels so boring at the Devon House. At least there's like other stuff happening here. As if I'd have anything valuable in the house when I'm not there. Why would I not just take it all? I've got a car now. I'm not restricted to just putting it in a backpack. I put everything in the car. I've got a massive backpack now. My new backpack has 4 wheels, goes 100 miles per hour. Wow, I've got 5G here. 4G connection. Market's ripping. I'm up 86p. I already took profit £15 in the morning and then £4 when I was on the bike ride. Take another pound out the market, put it in my pocket. Just rinsing this market dry. All its money belonged to me. Like taking candy from a baby. Trillions of dollars on the market. Just there for you to take. Imagine getting a job.

Up £1.20.

Make take profit. Take out the equal highs. Taking out equal highs.

Any moment.

Come on, take it out.

Ah.

Streaming and trading at the same time. Only a genius can do that. Where'd this wheel come from? It's quite heavy, a wheel. I wonder where they got the wheel from. Oh, we're going for equal highs. Come on. Oh, push it equal high. Yeah, come on, you! Whoa, whoa, my God, what the fuck was that? What was that? What is that? What's happening? £2.60. I just took profit. Did you see that? I told you we took out the equal high. I took profit here. Something happened. News, must be news. Come on, why won't you let me? I'll just mark where I took profit. I took profit there, didn't I? Did you see that? I told you. And you guys don't think trading is a real thing. £2.60 profit. Damn, look at it go.

£2.60.

I hope it doesn't rip some more. Did you see it went boom? That was crazy. Stocks and shares are so ripping. Let's check Webull. Usually people know what's going on in there. My analysis was equal highs. I aim for equal highs as my draw on liquidity. Is it gonna tank now? I took profit at the blue line. Oh, we're gonna tank, tank it. That's my favorite trade setup— equal highs and equal lows. Very powerful draw on liquidity. I made £2.60 plus £4 plus— I made £20 today, my little longs. That's how the rich stay rich, my friend. All that Wall Street money in my pocket. No, I don't put my trades in self-assessment because the losses offset the gains. My losses are way bigger than my gains. I haven't— I mean, technically I haven't made any profit. Because my losses are way bigger. And I haven't taken out any gains because there aren't any gains. The money goes in, it just disappears. It's not like the money goes in and becomes bigger. Oh God, it's still ripping. Oh no, I'm gonna get margin called. I'm 2% off from getting margin called. This bad. Down $355. Either I have to add more money or I've got to go along again. Imagine it just endlessly goes up. Why not? How the fuck does it keep going up and up?

Yes.

Where's all the money coming from? Isn't Warren Buffett holding on to loads of cash? When's he going to deploy it? Probably not at all-time highs.

Please crash.

I don't want to add more money, and I don't want to get my shorts closed out and realize the £355 loss. I like this little tunnel of bushes. Always the left foot ruins it.

Huh.

Ah. Ah, that was good. Yes, tanking! Come on. 2 o'clock, got 5 hours. Oh, I wonder if I could do my handstand yet.

Let's see.

Watch this.

Oh no. I can't do it.

I still don't have enough shoulder strength to support all my weight. I need to do more shoulder exercise. Come on, tank.

Darren.

Darren.

Yeah, I wonder who the fuck— who is doing all this stupid botting.

Idiots.

No, not in the pond. Yeah, I can't use my right hand for balance because I'm holding the camera. That was pretty good.

Oh yeah.

Oh, for fuck's sake, it's ripping again. When's it gonna stop? Not funny anymore. This fucking tank. Stupid fucking market. Uh, still ripping. I sold at the Blue Lion. It's not the motorway, I think it's the A20, isn't it? Yeah, it's damn noisy here even though it looks nice and peaceful, full of nature. The stupid road is so loud. It's damn A20 just over one of those fields behind it. Devon House is way quieter. No, I don't hear trains.

Tanking!

Triple top, 1, 2, 3. Got a fair value gap.

There.

There, buddy cat, there.

No.

Come on, I can't keep going up and up. That's stupid. There's no way. I mean, that's so stupid. Look how stupid that looks. This vertical line going up. What's the fucking point? Market's not supposed to go up in a straight line. Look, boom, like an idiot. Come on, go down. Maybe it's going to tank on market open. Maybe go long there. Go along like that. Might put in a pending order. I'll put a pending order on there. It's a NASDAQ— well, it's USA Tech 100 futures, which is NASDAQ, isn't it? I'm not going to Thailand. Copy, Bob. Sure, I can survive the winter. Look at this iPhone, really nice. Not giving it back, it's mine. Business expense, used for trading. If it comes down to there, I'll go long. Got fair value gap there. Got previous all-time high. Yeah, all my new viewers tuning in for the day trading masterclass. Here we have island reversal with SMC divergence on 10-minute time frame. Fair value gap. If it closes below fair value gap, then we're going down. You guys should be paying me $100 a month for this insight. Undercut traveling trader. I'll be the Traveling the trading traveler. Six minutes. Might go back in. It's cold.

And windy.

Ah, stupid slipper fell off my foot. It was going so well. When you get the perfect bounce on the center of your foot, it's so easy, but it goes slightly off-center and it just randomly bounces sideways. You want to get it right there on this part of the foot. You get it there, it ends up going forwards. Oh, you get it on your shin, goes forwards.

Ah. It's funny, Travelling Trader's so secretive about his ethnicity.

He'll never say where he's from. Do you think he's worried about, I don't know, getting doxxed or something? Why not just say it? How can he get any kind of negative backlash by saying what his ethnicity is? Maybe because he's religious and then might alienate viewers. Maybe if people found out he's Muslim, they won't like him or something. Just wonder what the reasoning is. Racism? But you can already see what he looks like. People just guess Middle Eastern. Or Peruvian or something. Dubai. Dubian. Dubabian. Well, it was tanking. I told you I exited at the perfect place. Tanking. Oh, just imagine every time you lose a trade, you're losing your money to someone like Traveling Trader, and then he uses his money to bang his girl and buy her steaks. Whoa, it just tanked! Market open. It goes down there. I'm going long. It reminds me when Pia came to my house back in 2021, and then the next morning I didn't know what to do with her, so I just came out in the garden, started kicking my football about, and she just followed me around in the garden. I was just, I was just doing this, and then she was just like standing there following me about. That was so autistic. I was just doing this, ignoring her. I didn't know what to do. I kept saying, so what are you gonna do? And then she kept saying, I don't know. And I was like, okay, I don't know either. So I just kicked my football. I don't know, for like an hour, and then my mum got us fish and chips, and then I booked her a hotel. In hindsight, I feel like I should have let her stay a few nights at least instead of booting her out straight away the very next day. But I thought if I let her stay, she would never leave, and I had grand plans to recapture Chibiro. No, I didn't let her play with my ball. 'Cause she's a girl. Oh, this is good. Oh my God, oh my God, are you counting this? You better be fucking counting this. Holy shit, that was like 30. Did you see that? That must have been 30. Wow, market's tanking. Luck's on my side. That was incredible. I thought it was never going to end. Ah, it's funny, I ended up kind of Near to Pia. Like in Devon, I lived near where she grew up and now I'm going to Bristol soon. She goes to Bristol quite often. Come on, tank. Tanking that little bit got me back £7 from my shorts.

It's all about—

I lose my balance and footing and I lose the ball. If I can improve my balance 31. Wow, it's a new record. Whoa, it's tanking! My lung's gonna get triggered. My theory is it bounces there on previous all-time high. If not, I lose £8, but at least I don't get margin called. I'd rather lose £8 being wrong on a long They're not being in the long and it rips and I get margin called. Unless it goes down, stops me out, takes my £8 and rips all the way back up anyway, then that would be really annoying. I think it's going to trigger my lung.

What?

Come on, I'm in, I'm in, I'm in long. I might move my stop. I can't move it. Are you on the PC? You can drag the stop. I might— oh no, I might increase the stop to £10. See if it rips. I'm up 50 pence. I put my stop down there. Up 60 pence.

Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, I'm down £3.

Oh shit.

It's gonna hunt my stop loss. Can I just cancel the stop loss? Increase the stop loss! You ain't getting my stop loss. I'm down £4. Oh God, it's not bouncing where I thought it would bounce. Yes, bounce there. Oh Jesus, why does it not tank when you want it to tank and then tanks when you've got it long open? Oh Jesus, it's down 6 pounds. It actually topped it where I took my profit on the £2.60 one. Come on, bounce, bounce, you fucking fuck! I'm down £5 now. Come on, where's all the buyers gone now? I'm down £7. No, no, why are you bouncing?

Yes.

Bounce. Oh, I'm gonna get stopped out, aren't I? Fuck. Oh my God. I'll move my stop loss down a little bit. Haha, can't get my stop loss. No, no, it's coming after me. I'm gonna lose £14 if this doesn't stop dropping. Oh my God, I'm gonna get stopped out. Get rid of the stop loss. Delete stop loss. Move stop loss down more. Can't get my stop loss, bitch.

No!

Oh my God, look at that tankage.

Can't look.

Right on the ankle. Oh, I've got no energy now. Ah, let's just watch. I'm gonna get stopped out. This tankage is crazy. I'm down 13 pounds. What are people on Weibo saying? Oh my God, I'm gonna get stopped out. 16 pounds lost. Come on, bounce! It has to bounce on this bit.

Yes.

Damn, gold ripped all-time high. How's my stocks and shares?

guys.

Well, oh my God, what the fuck? 375? What happened? Holy shit, Bitmine! Bitmine, £71 up! Holy fuck, Bitmine ripping! Damn, damn, my stocks and shares ISA up 370. Whoa, Bitmain. Is market bouncing yet? Oh, it's bouncing. Yeah, green. I'm so thirsty. Come on, rip! Yeah, yeah, yeah! What's Bitcoin doing? Where is it? Whoa, Bitcoin 120K! What about Ethereum? Ethereum's at 4,400. What's BMNR doing? Tanking right now. This company may end up being the world's largest crypto treasury, surpassing BlackRock. Okay. ETH will flip BTC in market cap. Give it 2 or 3 years. Barrick Gold's tanking. Come on, I'm still in the schlong. Gold's tanking in my BMNR. Ah, it's only up £55 now, not £75. My vag ripping. I'm up 5% VAD, 5% Bitmine, 14% gold, flat on financials. Up £52 today. Oh, what the fuck just happened?

What?

It just tanked. Oh my God, I'm gonna get stopped out. This tanking's crazy. Jesus, is it gonna stop me out? Oh my God. I'm going to lose £18. I can't keep moving my stop loss down. I'm going to get stopped out. Oh my fucking God, how the fuck can Keep tanking. Move stop loss down. £21, £20 stop loss. Definitely is bouncing here. Oh God. Oh Jesus. I can't believe I went long. That's so fucking annoying. I should have taken the £8 loss. Come on, bounce! What are you doing? Fucking bitch. Oh, how low is he gonna drop?

Yeah, God.

Oh God. Move stop loss down, quick! Stop loss is safe. I moved the stop loss down from up there, all the way down there. It can't keep dropping. My risk-to-reward ratio is 0.5. My risk is that— my risk is double the reward. Traveling Trader would be proud. I'm doing everything he taught me. Uh, okay, it's bouncing now. All you got to do is survive the drop. If you can survive the drop And stay in when it bounces. Come on, stabilize, stabilize. We're in the 950 macro. Selling should be finished now. All right, give me a big fat greeny. Yeah, more green. Come on, rip!

Yeah, come on, rip it!

Come on.

What?

Just bounce or run it?

No, no, no.

Oh my God, I'm down 17 pounds. My theory is it bounces around this cluster. If not, it's all the way down to probably this blue line. Bitmine's selling off. Ah, for fuck's sake. Bitmine sold off half of what it ripped.

Look.

Bitcoin's still ripping, right?

I need a drink. My battery's dying. Very self-contained and very recently come out of Arab countries. Very recently, in the last 20, 30 years, the Muslims have been a minority in other countries. Maybe they need to go through some kind of reformation that adapts the traditions, the best of the traditions of Islam, to the reality of the world in which they're concerned. It is not mainstream Islam, which is why we talk about the three Abrahamic faiths. We all have Jews, Christians, Muslims. We trace our ancestors, common ancestor in Abraham. And if you look at the values of Islam, the New Testament, the Old Testament, the Bible, they are very similar. And that's what makes this attack even more tragic.

It doesn't really represent Muslims; it doesn't represent Islam.

And of course.

He doesn't do anything.

Stop him.

If you want to help Palestinians, then donate to charity or food or clothing. Shooting other people in Britain is just so ridiculously stupid. Unfortunately, it's the moment of the traffic as well. Thank you very much. And just in the last few moments, the Prince and Princess of Wales have said in a personal message posted on social media, our thoughts are with the victims and the families of the terrible attack.

What happened?

Keaton Park Synagogue. The fact that this tragedy occurred on Yom Kippur, the holiest—

Controlled explosion.

All the more shocking. We are thinking of the entire community as well as the emergency responders who attended this terrible event. The message was signed W&C.

Well, do stay with us here on GB News.

Martin Daubeny will be taking you through the next 3 hours, but in the meantime, let's get an update with Charlie Peters.

Yom Kippur should be a day of reflection for British Jews, an opportunity to prepare for the new year and to go forward with a reflection on the year that has passed.

But for Jews in Manchester this morning and those attending the synagogue, the shul in Cromsall, it has been a day of appalling tragedy.

And the emergency services from Greater Manchester Police, the Northwest—

What's a synagogue? Is that a Jewish thing? Oh, is there a bomb at a Jewish place? Where is everyone going? I don't see my mum anywhere.

Yo!

I'm sitting on my wallet. Oh, thank God it's bouncing. I'm only down £9 now. He wants to come onto the chair. Come on. What is he like sitting on me now? He didn't used to do this, Pushkin. What happened? He never did this before.

No.

Oh, that was quick. What was the point? Oh, thank God, I'm only down £8 now. These are pretty good. Rodinis. Oh, these are lemon flavor. I like the chocolate ones. Ah, I've got to exercise.

Pushkin. What's the biggie up, Pushkin? Why? Why are you not happy?

Yeah, ladybug on my leg.

Fuck off.

I hate ladybugs because they poo on you if you touch them. Oh no, is it dead cat bouncing? Tell us more about the trade. Basically, it was a desperation trade to not get margin called, because if I don't have a long open and it kept ripping, I was 2% away from being margin called. I'm down 7 pounds. The theory was it was gonna bounce there. Thought it was gonna bounce there, but instead it seems to have bounced here.

Bounced.

Bounced there instead of there where I was hoping it to bounce, but there's a lot of overhead resistance here. So it bounced there but then got rejected here, so now it's like stuck between that Range. Which side will break? It could keep breaking down. And I'll lose £24. I've got a bit— mine's tanking. Damn. M5 closure. Motorway reopens after major car transporter fire. Looks bad. The fuck is all this? The fuck is this spamming? What the fuck is happening now?

Oh God.

There, that stopped it.

Ah, wow.

Getting bot spammed. What is going on? Whatever.

Let's see if the spamming stops here.

I got spam attacked. Oh my God, 700. What the fuck is going on?

What?

I got spam attack now. I've got 700 viewers. Jesus fucking Christ. At least the market's ripping. I'm only down £5. 171 to 711. The 1 and 7 got switched.

Ripping!

There's probably still chat spam. It's just I put followers mode only. If I turn it off, watch. I turn it off now. Are they gone? Looks like they're gone.

Crazy day.

Do you like my iPhone background? Looks insane, doesn't it? Look at that. Looks so cool. Oh, here we go again. Oh my God, fucking spam. Don't worry guys, I'll save you. Save you from drowning. There, you'll be following for a week. I put followers only for a week. Oh, there was a stabbing outside of a synagogue in Manchester. That's what that news was about. 2 killed. The assailant was shot by Officers. Two people were arrested. Attack killed two people in Manchester. The on Yom Kippur, the holiest day on Jewish calendar. That's what that news was. Who was the stabber? Vehicle ramming and stabbing attack. See, UK does have guns. What are those? M4 carbine, don't know. No. Yeah, well, I didn't say that no one didn't say that we didn't have guns. I'm just saying, look, we do have guns. Ah, Bitmine ripped and then sold everything off back to nothing. It was up £75, I'm up £37. One more set. And then I'm done.

Good.

Yeah. It must be the easiest job in the world being one of those armed police officers. You just stand around holding a gun when there's some kind of terrorist attack, and then when there's not a terrorist attack, which is like 90% of the whole year. What the hell do they do? We're just training how to stand around holding a gun. Like, when are they ever gonna shoot the gun? They're never gonna start shooting off their machine guns, are they? Might as well just be fake.

What do they even—

don't you see them doing stuff like actual police do on a daily basis? They just patrol and like stand outside of places. And when there's nothing happening, what do they do? Oh, another hard day of work of cleaning my gun. I wonder what they do all the time when there's nothing. Like training, but training how? How much training do they need for just shooting their gun at the range? Seems like the easiest job ever. It's not like they solve crime or anything, or investigate. Maybe, maybe they're just normal policemen when there's nothing to do. Maybe there's policemen and then policemen plus armed policemen. So when you're not doing the armed policeman role, you're just a normal policeman wearing a normal police officer uniform, and then when there's something going down, they switch to armed policeman role. Maybe it's like you start off as a normal policeman and then you get extra training.

Let's push—

I can hear a bell. Or maybe they train the new policemen. I wonder how much they get paid, like 40K a year, 50K a year.

Muscles ripping.

Biceps bulging. Do you think you need GCSEs and stuff to apply? What if you got to take some stupid multiple choice test like I enjoy helping people. A, agree. B, strongly agree. C, disagree. When I tried signing up for the post office, they made me take this multiple choice quiz. I don't know if I failed it because they said unfortunately not successful. It said you enjoy working outside. In all kinds of weathers. I put strongly disagree. Yeah, I love getting soaked head to toe in the rain. Post Office probably has higher standards. God, it's only 3 o'clock. I thought it was like 6. Bitmine gave all its gains back. Ah, stupid stock. Look, it ripped and then gave it all back. How stupid.

Oh, crypto tanked, that's why.

I unplugged my car. Oh, the market just tanked again. Fucking hell, down £16. Ah, today's not going well. I lost all my Bitmine gains. Down 70 pounds now. No, I didn't crash. My camera just fell out of my shoulder strap. Ah, today rubbish. Gold tanking, bit mine tanking. Still downloads on my Shorts. Might be lucky to get out of the long break even. No, it wasn't the iPhone Air. I stream on the Flip 7. I never stream on the iPhone Air. It's rubbish for streaming. I had my iPhone in my pocket nice and safe. Yeah, I got the Flip, not the Fold. I had the Fold last year, sent it back. I like the flip more. Can't you hear my breathing? That's the background sound. Go and park my car. No delivery today, not even one.

Where are my slippers? Someone was in the house. Oh my God.

Oh, that's all dirty again. Fucking hell. I don't know if I clean it again.

Start recording.

The hell's that noise? Yeah, the green box is for the heating. So I don't know why I can't connect my Samsung to the phone wirelessly. Maybe I need the Peugeot app. I think it's for the heating in the whole house. What is that? I don't like that sound. Apparently it's the hydraulics for the brakes. It's a bit weird. Bluetooth. Bluetooth is on.

Peugeot. Yes.

Connected to phone audio. So is it gonna play music? It works! Oh, nice. I think it's working.

By dozens of police vehicles, Sakir Starmer's now back in the UK. He flew back from a summit of European leaders in Denmark. He cut that short to lead a Cobra meeting, also being attended by the mayor of Greater Manchester. Security's been stepped up at synagogues around the country. Here, Mike Martin, the Liberal Democrat MP for Tonbridge Wells, condemns the attack, saying he's horrified by the vile act. He says his thoughts are with the entire Jewish community. Stay with us for the latest. In other news, we've been hearing from the leader of the opposition at Kent County Council, 6 months since Reform 2020—

Doesn't work.

Lib Dem councillor Anthony Hook says they've not got their priorities sorted yet.

Oh, maybe we'll press this button. Terrible for Kent because I think we've now got a party running the Kent Council who are only interested in campaigning in the next general election, not in running services in the county.

We've put his concerns to Kent County Council.

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Let's get you home on this Thursday, 402.

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I'm Kelly Brooke.

Oh me, cheerleader. Where is the love? Plays next afternoon. When I need motivation, my one solution is my queen, 'cause she stays strong.

Yeah, yeah, she is always in my corner right there. And I want—

all these other girls are tempting, but I don't know why.

It won't play the music. It says it's connected. It was working. Now it's not working. Doesn't work. I don't get it.

Fucking annoying.

Why does it only work when I plug it in? It keeps spazzing, spazzing out. Fucking hell, I'm gonna try a different cable. USB-C to C. Oh my God, I need USB to C. Fucking Bluetooth. Oh shit, man, it's tanking. It nearly stops me out. Damn, look how close it came to stopping me out right there. Yeah, it's got USB-C to C, but for some reason that one doesn't let it play music, only USB-C to USB-C. 2 USB-C. What's this one? Don't even know what that is. Oh, that's USB. Oh, it's USB Mini. Oh, so hard to find USB-C cable. How do I not have USB cable? Oh, this one. I want my phone to play music without having to plug it in. Only seems to work with my iPhone, the iPhone 12, and but not the iPhone Air.

Start recording.

USB device not compatible.

Wow, why? What?

It just vibrates. Over and over. I'm gonna try 2 different cables now. It says reconnect. Maybe my phone's too old for Android CarPlay. I think it's too old for CarPlay. Yeah, it does have Android also.

That song's so annoying.

Doesn't fucking work. Says can't connect to Peugeot. Just plays out the phone speaker. Yeah, now it works when I plug in the Flip 7. Yeah, but I don't want it to be plugged in. Bluetooth doesn't work, it only works with my iPhone 12. I don't want to plug it in though. Ah, try the iPhone 12 then. S10 Plus doesn't work plugged in or with Bluetooth. Flip 7 works plugged in. iPhone Air works plugged in but not with Bluetooth. iPhone 12 mini works with Bluetooth and plugged in. Yeah, I just selected audio source. Back to iPhone 12 mini. For some reason, this is connected to the car, but the others aren't. Okay, now is it gonna connect?

Oops.

It says not connected. Turn the car off and on.

Start recording.

That's just playing out of the phone. Now the iPhone 12 Mini doesn't connect to the fucking Peugeot. Oh my God, why is this so hard? Sources, radio. I got hold down source button. Oh, that just mutes it. If I hold down the phone button. It used to just connect automatically. Ringtones.

Voice user.

Uh, Bluetooth, forget device.

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I don't know how I did it before. It just randomly did it itself.

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It's just a spinning circle thing. Press pair. Says pairing unsuccessful. Can no longer connect to Peugeot. Forget and pair again. Oh God, this is so hard.

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Pair and yes and yes and allow. Car stereo. Not connected. Why won't it fucking connect? Oh my God, it paired and then now it says not connected.

Maybe I turn my phone off and One Tunbridge Bypass heading through the roadworks on the A26 London Road to Hildenborough-Savenoaks turnoff. And we've got a breakdown in Darent on the A2 heading west at Junction 2 of the M25. It is slow and a lane is closed on the exit slip road.

God, they make everything sound so annoying on the radio. And she shines just like the star, and I swear I know her face. It says not connected.

Why?

Fucking stupid thing.

The phone doesn't connect to.

Uh, I want to try connect the flip side into it. Even the Samsung says can't connect to Peugeot. Connecting. Can't connect. What setup page? All there is is options, and it's got radio settings like the FM band and DAB band. How'd you set it in pairing mode? Audio settings, it's just equalizer stuff. Dark mode, now I can't see anything. What? Profiles, configuration, system config. Units, system info, privacy restriction, date and time, car settings, parking sensors. Vehicle settings, parking, headlights, comfort, safety. There's no pairing mode or Bluetooth option. What phone button?

Well, that—

Ensure Bluetooth is activated on your device and made visible. Connect it. Yeah, then I press Peugeot, I press pair. Confirm code. Yes.

Allow.

It says Peugeot not connected. It doesn't connect. Oh, I'm gonna delete all my phones. Okay, that one says it's connected. Okay, delete this one too. Bluetooth search. Searching for Bluetooth devices. Bluetooth is so rubbish. No Bluetooth device visible. What? I've got 2 Bluetooth phones available. Oh, there it is. Okay, now what?

Yes.

Nothing happened. Well, this is bad news, and I know we're supposed to turn up the feel-good, but can you actually say— I'm not sure I can do this. Stupid Samsung keeps overheating. Can't see chat now. It's so cold. How can it be overheating?

Ah. So we've got a combined age of 96, right?

Me and you.

So number one, these are the things that kids think make you old.

Complaining. About the weather.

Well, actually, that's all you talk about. All he talks about is the weather.

First thing I do when I wake up is I check the iPhone weather.

That's the first thing I do. Look out the window.

Hiding flip 7.

Pair.

Yes.

Can't connect to Purge. Why? Fucking shit. So here it is.

They were busy working and I had nothing to do.

JK. And I was, and as a tantrum, I bought my knitting in.

So whenever they—

just plays out my phone. It's like a square, 8 centimeters by 8 centimeters.

That's as far as you go.

One stitch. Okay, talking about aches and pains, that is you. Get out of here.

I don't know, give up. Seems like it only works if I plug it in with the cable.

Now it doesn't work.

Guys, people are so annoying.

And giving them to someone's apartment isn't technically gardening, but hey, I'm still into it.

Mind you, you are young at heart.

Think about the 100 26 Laboobooz that you've bought.

Also that Justin Bieber phone case with lip gloss.

No, Hailey Bieber. I do try and get you kicked out, but you know what, I buy this for banter really, because I know that you'll be like, what is that phone case? And I go, well, Jay, let me tell you, it's Hailey Bieber's new range and this is the lip gloss. And I just do it just for attention.

Also, my lips are a bit dry, can you pass it over?

Right, let's put this out there today. What is the last childish thing you did?

I would say actually it is buying this phone case. That is it, isn't it?

Okay, um, text us now on 82122.

It says USB device not compatible. Oh my fucking God, it's so annoying. What about this cable?

So irritating.

In the Toyota Yaris, you just plug in the auxiliary cable and it works. They played it out the phone speaker. Fucking hell. Now nothing works. Doesn't even work plugged in now.

Getting really fucking annoying.

That used to work when I just plugged this in.

What?

Now it doesn't.

It says connected for charging only. I don't want charging only. Now nothing works. Turn it off and on again. Ah, fucking annoying. Now nothing works. Even cabled in, it doesn't play the music out the speakers. And why is my phone so hot? 44 degrees. I can't open the chat. It's getting all hot and laggy. What about USB or USB-C? No, USB to auxiliary adapter. The fastest Toyota Yaris never had this problem. Yeah, now the phone, you plug it in, it just says charging only. Oh my God, now I broke everything now. God, this song's so annoying. Fucking radio, shut up. Stupid fucking normie music, so fucking shit. I don't know how normies listen to this fucking bullshit music. So annoying. If it's not EDM or metal, then no thanks. Look, I'm trying to pair it and it kind of pairs, but then it says cannot connect. I never had this problem before. I should get that cable back because that other cable worked. The other cable worked and this cable doesn't work. How the hell can the phone be 44 degrees when it's freezing out here and windy? If it's 44 degrees, it won't let me do split app and I can't see the chat. Well, I could try iPhone Air. Fuck off, wasps! Fuck, my fucking face. Really annoying. And the stupid fucking market keeps tanking and I'm down £20.

My long.

Get stopped out. Ah, where's iPhone? Why can't they just make the speaker system like a separate speaker? I mean, you never have any problems with JBL wireless speakers, do you, connecting your phone to it? Why can't it just work like that? Where's that little cable I had before? I think I chucked it in here. Oh, I use this Lightning connector. I'll try the Lightning connector. What's that? I had a very short cable. I took it out and chucked it somewhere, and I don't remember where I chucked it. Fucking rage in a minute. All I got is HDMI, USB-C. That's going to be useful. USB-C to USB C, HDMI to USB-C, USB-C to HDMI. Oh my God! Ha ha ha ha ha ha! What about Lightning? Let's try Lightning cable. I don't know what that— where'd that little tiny cable go?

I'm freezing.

How the fuck does my phone keep overheating? I only got 15% battery as well. It's my last hope.

Oh, it's my mum.

Start recording.

Save this. This doesn't work. Bluetooth. So what are all these buttons? What happens if I press that Peugeot button? SOS? What's that for?

Oh, what?

Now it's connected to my Flip 7. It says it's connected. I can hear it.

It's working!

Okay, I don't know what happened, but it's now connected wirelessly to the Flip 7. Oh, thank God. Yeah, that's all I wanted really.

Random.

Oh nice, fixed it. Yeah, I fixed it. Genius. Oh, I broke it. Yeah, I fixed it. Genius. I kind of want to go for a drive, but I can't be bothered.

I'm gonna go for a drive.

Oh fuck. Okay, hopefully that works next time. Oh God, I don't know why that— I don't even know how I fixed it. It just randomly worked. Where's my car keys?

Bushkin, Bushkin, are you hungry? You've been complaining today.

Yeah.

Quick, quick, quick.

Ah, fixed it. Now my Flip 7 connects via Bluetooth. It's a pain.

Oh!

God, that was so annoying. It's a never-ending list of things to do. Gotta do this, do that, fluff my blanket. Why can't things just work? There's no way I'm getting stopped out now. My stop loss is massive, £40. Now I've got to charge my Flip 7, but then when I charge it, overheats. Okay, okay. Oh nice, BitMine's ripping. Okay, Flip7's wirelessly connected.

That's all I need really.

700 viewers, nice. Got more viewers than Dick Pack. Suck it, loser. Dick Pack, suck it. Got more viewers than Suspenders.

Uh-huh, noobs.

I'm way more famous than they are. Yeah, so you don't even know who they are because they're not even famous. Exactly my point. Point in case rested. I rest my point in the case.

Hmm, that was stressful.

Why it's so hard to just connect to a car's Bluetooth. I think this coil is getting burnt out too. I can smell smoke. Chuck it all in there. Bitmine gonna rip. Government shutdown.

The federal government has shut down because the politicians could not come to an agreement and pass a funding bill. On this channel, we focus on money-related aspects, so we're just going to stick to that topic when covering this government shutdown. But later in this video, I'm going to be covering what the politicians are arguing about, which is important to this discussion because we want to get a sense of how long this situation is going to go on for. Now, let's begin here. What gets shut down in a federal government shutdown? Essential services will continue. Programs like Social Security, Medicare, Medicaid, VA benefits remain funded. TSA is still going to be working, federal courts are still going, but there's going to be things and services that will be closed. So we're talking about certain national parks, the SBA, and economic data collection and reports. Now, this is very important because the jobs reports are released the first Friday of each month. So the jobs report—

That's tomorrow.

Scheduled to be released tomorrow on Friday, October 3rd. However, because of the shutdown, the jobs report's going to be delayed until who knows when.

How convenient.

The Department of Labor actually came up with a contingency plan in the event of a shutdown. Now I want to show it to you. So here's what it says on page 9 of the plan. Agency activities that will cease during a lapse. The Bureau of Labor Statistics, or the BLS, will suspend all operations. Economic data that are scheduled to be released during the lapse will not be released. All active data collection activities for BLS surveys will cease. So basically, in a nutshell, the jobs report is going to be delayed. Now, the CPI inflation report was scheduled to be released on October 15th, but this one too. So this report's also in jeopardy of being delayed. And I want you to think about that. That's a big deal because the Federal Reserve is— you have to remember, they're being data dependent and making their interest rate decisions Based on the jobs reports, the Federal Reserve has no reserves and it's not federal. With that in mind, I just want to say that the next Federal Reserve meeting is going to take place on October 29th. So there's still time, you know, there's still going to be time for these reports to be generated for them to review and make their decisions. But of course, that's under the assumption that the politicians are going to come to an agreement. They're going to settle this and reopen the government's relative quickly. Otherwise, I mean, if this thing drags out, then they're not going to produce the reports, and the Federal Reserve is going to have to make the decisions just in the dark. Now, another issue is that the government was planning on announcing the Social Security cost of living adjustment on October 15th. But that's another thing— if the inflation report is delayed, then the cost of living adjustment announcement is going to be delayed as well. But I just want to be crystal clear about this. Beneficiaries are still going to get their cost of living adjustments on time for 2026. However, I'm just pointing out that it's going to be frustrating that people are going to have to wait longer to get the official amounts, to get the official announcements. Moving on, I want to show you this. I thought this was very important to know, especially if you're in the stock markets. What does a government shutdown mean for the stock markets? The stats show That a government shutdown does not have a big impact on the stock markets. I don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing for you. Maybe some people are hoping that a government shutdown would scare the stock market, it would crash the stock market, and then you know you could buy the dip, create a buying opportunity. But that's not what history shows.

You can see here when the shutdown started and when it ended.

And how the stock market performed during the shutdown period. And you're going to see that the average performance during a shutdown was up 0.3%. The median performance was up 0.1%. So it's a fraction of a percent. It's not much impact. Now, this is very important for you to know if you're a precious metals investor. Okay, when a government shuts down, I mean, obviously that's not a good look. That screams political instability and it hurts a country's currency. It's common that a US government shutdown weakens the US dollar, which, I mean, already it's having a terrible year. But if the dollar weakens even further because of this, that's going to be good for commodities. That's going to be good for gold.

Nice.

Gold.

And also silver. But listen, in my opinion, we are in the middle of a monetary reset. We're in the middle of the great melt-up. My opinion is that cash is trash, and these shutdowns, they're just making the situation even worse for the US dollar. Moving on to the labor markets, officials are saying that about 750,000 federal employees will be furloughed during the shutdown. Workers are going to be placed on leave without pay. However, you know, these federal employees, they're still going to be paid retroactively. It's basically back pay once the shutdown is over because of the Government Employee Fair Treatment Act. So the CBO says that essential federal employees will have to work without pay during the shutdown. However, there's going to be back pay, you know, for these employees. But when's the back pay going to be actually received? The law requires that employees be compensated on the earliest date possible after the government reopens Regardless of payroll schedules. However, I do want to point this out. I want to bring this to your attention. There's going to be exceptions. Members of Congress, so our senators, our politicians in the House of Representatives, they're still going to collect their paychecks during the shutdown, which is mandated under Article 1, Section 6 of the Constitution. Yeah, I mean, I just want to say, if this seems unfair to the millions of federal employees that are going to be waiting for their paycheck, But I guess that's just my opinion. U.S. Postal Service employees are going to continue to receive paychecks because the USPS is a self-funded independent agency. In terms of how a government shutdown is going to affect the U.S. economy in general, it's going to be similar to its effect on the stock market. A shutdown is going to have minimal impact on the U.S. economy. Employee— just think about it, because employees are going to get back pay, the government's going going to spend what they would have spent. So again, minimal impact. Now, here's a very important question. How long is the government shutdown going to last? In the past 50 years, the average shutdown lasts about 8 days. However, as you can see, it can vary greatly. Maybe it'll last a few days and maybe it's going to get resolved next week, or maybe it's going to drag out for quite some time.

Well, Bitmain's ripping.

But I'll tell you, for certain topics or for certain questions, I have a strong opinion and I share them with you. But for this one, like, I honestly don't have a strong opinion. I mean, you could tell me whether you think that this is gonna resolve quickly or whether it's gonna drag out. Okay, so here's the situation.

I like it when he does those random long pauses.

House of Representatives and in the Senate.

And then repeats himself.

So in the House of Representatives, to pass it, you just need a simple majority. So in the House of Representatives, there's no fight there.

there.

But in the Senate, this is where the problem is because there are 100 seats in the Senate and the Republicans have 53 of them. But in the Senate, it's not a simple majority. They need 60 votes.

All right.

I'm listening. So in the Senate, the Republicans need to get some Democrats on board. I mean, they gotta work together to pass the bill. So they voted on the funding bill, the CR, and it failed to get the 60 votes in the Senate. It was 55.

The Senate.

So the parties are at a stalemate over, you know, various things, but it's mainly over healthcare subsidies. But I'll tell you this, the really sad part is that this government funding bill is just a temporary extension for 7 weeks of funding. That's sad, man. So if they actually come to an agreement and reopen the government, The politicians, they're probably going to have the same— this same exact battle in 7 weeks. Like, how sad is that? Now, just for fun, I want to show you this poll about who's to blame for the government shutdown. Now, I want you to keep these 2 things in mind. So the first thing is that the Republicans control the House and the Senate, right?

Exactly.

So they're the ones in charge. However, the Republicans want a temporary extension of the funding with no changes. So it's the Democrats that are the ones that want to repeal certain healthcare cuts. You know, their arguments is that they're fighting for the people, they want to lower healthcare costs. However, they're the ones that are asking for changes. So this Marist poll shows that 27% of the people blame the Democrats, 38% blame the Republicans, 31% blame both parties, and 4% say that They don't blame either party. Okay, so that's your update on the government shutdown. I'm sure that the comments are going to be just wonderful in this video, so I look forward to reading them. Thank you so much. Please subscribe.

No, not subscribing. Hmm, so is it going up or down? He said gold up. Send it.

I'm bored.

Done 7 hours. Pretty good. Bitmine's ripping. I'm up £50. No, I'm not done with Devin. Wait, it's only 5 o'clock. Oh, I thought it was 6 o'clock. Oh my God, I still got 2 hours. Oh my fucking God, what? I thought it was 6. Uh, it's only 5. Oh my God. Leaving soon. Oh, I just got my kick money. 448. Nice. Put it in my bank quickly. Right on the dot. I've got to prepare another 5— 450 for my rent. Might go into overdraft. Yeah, I love my job so much. So exciting and fun and accomplishing so much in the world. Not bored out my skull, unable to do anything else. We asked Juniper patients how they felt about the cost of their weight loss medications, and they told us.

Well, a lot of you guys have seen the video, right? And so, like, I'm, you know, it was the first time I had ever since, like, the first couple of days. And so it was just really, uh, it's been really rough. And so my dad passed away, and, uh, basically he, you know, it was one of those situations where he just decided pretty much— I mean, he had pancreatic Cancer. He had had pneumonia six times. I'm pretty sure he just decided, man, it's time to clock the fuck out, right?

Like, he's farming so many like points, like likable points with his dad dying.

Done with this shit. I don't want to deal with this anymore. And that's exactly what he did.

And you know, he's garnering so much sympathy.

I have a probability of a you know, things were things were good, right? And then like I'm I'm talking to two of the doctors.

He knows exactly what to say to make people like him.

He's coming out of the hospital.

I said, okay, great.

And then the next day they're calling me as I'm driving over there telling me that he's probably not going to come out of the hospital. And so, uh, that was a very, very unpleasant situation, and it was awful, to be honest with you. So, uh, that basically is what happened. Uh, and then obviously, you know, I was there with them the whole way, all the way through up until the very end. Which was very unpleasant, but I'm glad that I did it. And that's kind of what happened.

Roller coaster?

Yeah, definitely a roller coaster. You end up doing hospice? I did. I did. And it was as comfortable because he and I had obviously had conversations about this in the past because he's 78. And so because of that, I mean, it was very obvious that this could happen and they any time. And so, he's like, okay, listen, this is what you're going to do. This is what I want. This is how I want it done. And that's how— this is the decision-making I want you to do. I executed that decision-making and that's what I did. And so, it's weird because I've lost both my parents now and I'm kind of just here. I'm just here. I'm an only child. And so I'm just kind of here and it's given me a lot of time to think and it's given me a lot of time to just kind of— I don't know. I mean, like for— and this is something I really didn't kind of talk about a lot in my video is that ever since I was like, I would say like 23, but really 15, like in 2005, somewhere around there, my family, like me and my mom and my dad got in a really bad accident.

Oh, man.

And my mom, uh, like broke her wrist, and she— I think they said that she had like a heart attack while they were doing an operation on her or something like that. And she was like never the same after this operation. And so ever since then, I've been having to like kind of take care of her and help her, etc. Then as I got into my early 20s, like, you know, 21, 22, 23, especially 23, uh, you know, things just kind of deteriorated and they got worse. And so I, at that that point, I couldn't really move out. I couldn't go and pursue anything that I wanted to do because my mom didn't have anybody else. She was here in Austin, Texas. All her family's in Florida. And so, I mean, at that point, I didn't really have funds to help her any other way. And so, I had to take care of her. And so, I had put off a lot of things that I think that you would do. I did a lot. I don't want anybody to get an idea that growing up, things were bad. I mean, things were actually very good in a lot of cases, but there's always negative aspects to it, right? And one of them was that for me, I ended up having to take care of her from about, I would say, on a soft level from 15, but really seriously from 23 to 31. Whenever she passed away, I was 31 then. And so then there was like a year and a half, and that was like the Elden Ring, Lost Ark, Johnny Depp saga of my stream where my dad was healthy. And also my stream was doing— I was streaming all the time and I didn't have anything I had to deal with. Right. And so then fast forward to like maybe 6 months after that, my dad gets really, really sick. Like, I mean, and this is like one of the things like one of the reasons why I wasn't as upset about like losing my dad now is that I thought I was gonna lose him 2 years ago. Like I was already past all 5 stages of grief at that point because like y'all, y'all didn't see this because I never talked about it really on my stream. But like he could, he couldn't even get up and walk to the door. Right. And so like, and this is going on for like a month. It was really, really, really, really, really, really fucking bad. And so at that point, obviously, like I had to do a lot more for him and I had to make sure I was available all the time for him. So, in a way, ever since I was 15, but I would say really in a more defined way, like 20, in early 20s, I'd say 23, 22 to now, I've spent my entire life basically being a caretaker for one or the other of them minus about 2 years, maybe a little bit less than 2 years. Now that they're both gone, there is a, uh, it's like a, you know, it's like you're, you're alone and you're also free. Most people think Bitcoin has one price, but on different exchanges, the price is never exactly the same. For example, one platform might show $100,000 while another shows $100,080.

$850.

That gap is what we call a price difference.

The idea is simple: buy where the price is lower and sell where it's higher.

Really? Buy low, sell high.

And that's a very weird feeling for me because I was thinking, I was like, people are trying to make plans with me and stuff, and it's like I can actually just kind of do whatever I want to do, right? I can do whatever I want to do. And it's like a, a bittersweet thing where it's like I would always resent and hate and be angry at my parents for the obligation that they put on me. But it's unfortunate now that I wish I'd do anything to have it back. But you can't go back, and that's why we're here. My dad, 3 or 4 days, he's on hospice. I come in, it's like 2 or 3 PM. He's like, why aren't you live? I said, motherfucker, you're dying. What do you mean, why am I not live? He says, oh, right.

Yeah.

Yep.

Yeah.

He's like, oh yeah.

Yeah, I guess.

Yeah, it kind of makes sense, right? And, um, so yeah, no, I mean, he went out as as much of a hard-ass as he's ever been. My dad and I, there was a lot of friction between us growing up and as an adult. I mean, I was very upset and mad at him about stuff, but at the end of the day, it doesn't really matter, right? It doesn't matter and that's about it. He was your biggest fan? He would watch me all the time, like every day, man.

He would.

It's really weird for me to think about because he would call into the stream all the time and everything. And it's like, fuck, man. You know, like, fuck. It's the end of an era, right? And it sucks. It really sucks. And I don't really talk a lot about like my feelings and emotions and shit like this, right? not a big guy into getting into it, but, um, it's been hard.

It really is.

And, uh, I, I'm glad to be back. I definitely am. But it's been a, uh, a rough time. I'll certainly say that. And, uh, I mean, I will say—

He's not even getting any donuts.

He's getting a lot of his stuff.

I got loads of donuts.

But I got him recorded on video saying that the 2014 V8 Hemi Performance Package Dodge Challenger is going to me. Yeah, I mean, and so I'm talking about this and S-Face And then this man messages me, he says, you masterlooted it. And I was like, wait a minute.

If I said that, people would be calling me a psychopath, saying I'm just waiting for him to die so I get his Dodge Challenger. Someone like Asmongold can get away with saying anything because he's got likability.

I didn't even realize that until it— fuck, he just told me this. I never even thought about it like this, but that's what it was. Yeah, full circle. Yeah, bro, like, uh, life imitates art, right? And so yeah, nothing's ever changed. Yeah, exactly right. And so that's basically where it was at. And I'm trying to think what else really has been— what else has been going on really with me besides that. And take us for a ride? Yeah, maybe one day I will. And so yeah, I mean, that's basically been how things have been for me, right? And I'm just— it's been a lot for me to deal with. I'll certainly say that. sure I get— I've got to get all my stream and everything set up here.

It's a little bit different.

And don't let the car rot.

Take care of it, man.

Oh, he would complain all the time about me letting the first car that he gave me rot, which, I mean, he gave me the car because I bought him a new car, which, by the way, just in case anybody's thinking about this, I actually bought this car. I bought it for him. And so it's like, whenever I'm getting it, like, I'm really getting the car that I bought back. And so, like, I, you know, this is not really. I mean, yes, it's very generous of him to do this, but I did pay for the car myself. And so, uh, yeah, that's basically been it. And, um, anyway, so, uh, yeah, it's repossession really, whenever you think about it. And, uh, anyway, won't you have to fight it out in court? Is video enough to get a challenge to state line to go to shit? No, no. I mean, like, I'm his only son. Uh, nobody else. Like, I'm giving away, I'm giving away all of this shit.

What does he inherit?

Like, I mean, not all, obviously not all of it, but like, I'm giving away like 99, Like 90% of his money. I'm giving away probably even his house. I'm giving away all—

Giving it away, not selling it.

I look—

holy fuck. Oh my God. I go over to his house regularly, right? In order to like check the mail, etc., right? Do these kinds of things. Every 2 or 3 days, he gets like 5 or 10 letters from these like different nonprofit charities he would donate to. He would donate to like 50 of these fucking things. And so they're sending him mail constantly asking for money. And it's like, you know, oh, this is a letter. It says, you know, $20 saves 20 dogs. If you donate $10, only 10 dogs die. How much do you want to donate? And it's like, you know, the most blatant and obvious emotional manipulation that you can possibly have. But I've decided that, you know, I'm going to contact all of these different charities and everything, and I'm going to just tell them, like, you know, this is what happened. And I'm just going to make a donation in his and my name just in perpetuity for, like, whatever the amount that he was donating. I'm just going to do that for the rest of, you know, the rest of time. I think that's what he would have wanted to do. And so it's going to— honestly, it's going to be a huge pain in the ass. Because like calling all of them and then doing all of that. But that's what I'm going to do. And they're scams. I mean, he donated to like Wounded Warriors, Salvation Army. He used to go to the Salvation Army whenever he was like, you know, like hitchhiking around. And so like, really, I don't think it's necessarily a scam. I would be surprised if it was a scam. And so, yeah, that's what I'm going to do. How many dogs are you going to save? I don't know. It's up to him. And whatever he was at, the amount that He was saving. That's what I will continue to say.

How magnanimous! If we gain thousands more fans with all this, genius. That's how the top one percent stay at the top one percent. They're just so good at being likable. It's insane. It's like they can't say a single thing that makes people hate them. That's why they get 20K viewers and I get fuck all. It's really a superpower to be likable. No, I've never been likable. Even when I was a kid, people didn't like me. When my dad died, I didn't get 2 million views. Instead, people just, um, attacked me for making money. As if Asmongold's not making money. Can the latest electric cars go far enough on a single charge?

To find out, on a single charge, these can drive from here in Oxford all the way up into Scotland.

Will they make it?

Scotland?

I don't know.

I also don't know exactly what will happen to each of these cars when they do fully run out on a single charge.

Come on, come on, come on! Will they lock their doors? Will they be immovable? Also, for a bit of fun, we're going to see about V8 Audi RS Q8 twin turbo engine can go on a full tank.

Will it go further than the electric cars?

We're going to find out.

Electric cars when that runs out of fuel, and we'll do the maths as well at the end to find out if this is actually cheaper than running an EV.

I'm Matt Watson.

And you're watching Car Wow. I'm a little bit worried about this. This would turn out to be one of the most stressful drives of my life. I'd have to deal with crazy weather, insane road rage.

Oh no.

Well, and one of the closest finishes in a Car Wow EV range test.

I got flashed at on the motorway because I was in the fast lane and then I wasn't obviously going fast enough and I was trying to match his speed, but he was doing insane speed, like, I don't know, 90 miles per hour. And he started flashing at me, so I thought I'd better get out the fast lane then.

What?

So I went back into the middle lane, let him pass, and I went back into the fast lane.