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嗯，嗯哼，嗯嗯。 嗯。

嗯嗯，嗯。

你好，你叫什么？

I don't speak Chinese. Do you speak it fluently?

Oh,

oh,

ah,

ah.

4 stops, 39 hours.

You wish.

嗯嗯。

Um,

oh no, 1st of September. There's a direct flight Thailand

on Saturday, £4,000. Who's gonna buy that?

4,000 pounds.

嗯。

My bum hurts. I went 2 rounds with Bobby, one for OnlyFans and then one for fun.

Ripped my anus.

The second one, I, I wanted to just masturbate, but I couldn't get hard enough, so I put it up the bum again, and then I got rock hard. It's weird

because I was— I did it the first time and then I was editing the video and then I got turned on by my own video and then I tried jerking it off but it went kind of floppy so I put it back up my bum and it went hard again.

Up the bum makes you go hard way harder.

It's just true, unfortunately.

But now my bum hurts.

Oh, I got shit all over the pillow. I had to wash it.

Oh, what's that? Oh, that's the capsule plastic thingy.

I shat on the pillow by accident. Smelled like lamb.

Did laundry today. Oh no, it's all falling on the floor.

Got sun out today. Oh my God,

I cleaned the shower, cleaned the shower, I cleaned the kitchen.

What else? There's all this weird pink stuff growing on the shower.

I guess it's bacteria, but why is it pink? It'll be like brown or green, but I cleaned it all off now. Look at my shower,

nice and clean. Cleaned the drain as well, it was getting all slimy. I cleaned all the sink too,

and, uh, found this

deep cleansing lotion. Might use it actually. It's got salicylic acid. I just found it lying around in the house, and since people keep saying I should get a cleanser Oh, fuck,

better put that way.

And since I got, um, since people keep telling me I should get cleanser, I thought I should use it instead of throwing it out.

It's perfectly— I mean, it's completely unused, full And I found free, um, paste— tube of toothpaste. Let's see what my new Thai girl sent me.

Oh.

She said you're very beautiful. Sui means beautiful.

How'd you say you too?

How'd you say you also beautiful?

Uh, what should I say?

You also very beautiful.

Voice message so cringe.

Kop kun ka.

I practice my Thai now.

I know a little.

She's 35-year-old single mother.

Divorcee. Uh, 160 centimeters, 70 kg.

That's like 1.5 times my weight. I'm— I've lost more weight. I'm 48 kg now. I don't know how, and I'm holding my phone. What?

Without phone, I am—

I'm going to go down to 47. Now doing 15,000 steps in a day really makes you lose weight.

She replies to me really quick.

So I mean, at least she's younger than me. A 35-year-old divorcing.

Maybe I'll become a stepdad.

She can lose. I'll take her on a 15,000-step hike. She'll lose some weight. How hard is it to lose 20? She got 20 kg on me. How hard is it to lose? I lost I lost basically half a kg doing 15,000 steps.

She said, you understand, I'm so embarrassed.

Hmm.

I don't understand women though. It's like when the woman is— when the woman is really attractive and hot, they don't think I'm handsome. But when the woman is uglier than me, they think I'm handsome. Why is the woman's perspective of what's handsome and what's not handsome based on how good-looking they are? That's what I don't know. Why

don't hot girls think I'm handsome? Why are the people who think I'm handsome always like fat and ugly? I don't understand it. I mean, if I become really fat and ugly, I still would think like this, for example, this girl is either fat or— I mean, it's either good-looking or ugly. But just because the way I look

changes or— I don't know, it's confusing.

But I don't understand why older women and uglier women always think I'm handsome, but then good-looking girls think I'm a loser.

It's like her frame of mind is dictated based on how good they are. So like, if I'm looking like Brad Pitt, am I going to start thinking girls like Mila look ugly? But I think Mila looks good. I don't think if I woke up one day and I became Brad Pitt, I don't know, someone good-looking, I wouldn't

start thinking, oh, Mila's actually not that good-looking anymore, because she's technically the same as she always was.

I don't get it. Weird. I don't sound like Cute girls never say I'm handsome. They always got to be over 40, over 35, or they themselves have to be kind of overweight or unattractive to, to think I'm— find me attractive. I don't get it.

Well, if I'm handsome to this girl, why am I handsome to all the cute girls? No, cute girls never say I'm handsome.

Thai Elite people reply, but they said I'm missing one document, but I already sent them the document. Remember I was stressing out about how to sign the document? I already sent it to them. They said I'm missing it, so I sent it again, but they didn't reply to that yet. They've probably gone to sleep. Bit annoying. So

after that one, that's the only document I need. I already sent it to them.

And, um, oh yeah, payout was today, but I get paid tomorrow.

Tomorrow. I made $1,500, I think, so like £1,100. I'll get it tomorrow. I reckon I'll get it tomorrow afternoon.

No, I didn't insult my sister. I don't really care anymore about the thing. I honestly don't really give a shit anymore.

Not worried.

£164, what, gone? What did I buy? I got Tesco, £77, and then I paid £17 yesterday for the castle and the car park and, uh, some phone bills. I've had to pay for a couple phone bills. All this data for streaming, not cheap, you know.

Single mother's keen.

I'm not even asking questions and she keeps the conversation going.

Oh, 42-year-old,

but this one's slim. She's, uh, 160 and 55.

I like how, uh, Thai Friendly has randomized auto Messages. You just press it.

Look, you press this dice button. Look, they got this dice button. You press it, it generates an auto response.

Do you think they know I'm using the random response generator? Oh God, they should just put AI on it because guys suck at texting. That's why we're on dating apps. They should just put like premium version includes AI auto messenger so you don't have to do anything.

She said, when you come for me, if I'm free, I'll take you to eat something delicious. Can I eat your ass?

I'm more into eating than traveling. Yeah, I could tell.

I can't believe she said that.

That sounds great.

I would love to visit your place.

But she lives on the southern border with Malaysia.

Do you think, do you think the ladyboys ever lie and put that they're female instead of saying they're ladyboys?

They can't do that. That's illegal.

That's against the law.

Ah, so nice, um, having the morning off and having lunch, playing some Mario Kart, banging and bobbing. I hate going live in the morning. The day feels so long, but the money's so good. It's a difference of $100 nearly. If I just do 10 hours, I make maybe $140, $150, $160. If I do all day, I can

make 220,

230. If I get good viewers, I can get nearly 280 if I do all day. Stay up late? No, I get too tired. I feel way more upbeat. I was getting depressed doing all days.

Maybe the weather's also making me feel better. The weather looks great today.

I hope it's like this tomorrow. I want to go to the firing range tomorrow. The military should have pulled out.

She said, my province is a bit dangerous, but I can go to other place if you can tell me the date in advance. She definitely wants a bang. Can you come to Bangkok or it's too far?

She sounds way too keen.

She said her province is dangerous. Yeah, isn't that the province where they're like fighting with the Malaysian rebellion or something?

I heard, I heard that on the radio when I was in Thailand. We used to put the English radio on and they would do Thai news in English and they would always talk about the southern borders, like 2 people died, skirmish, southern border rebels, stuff like that.

They don't have very peaceful borders, do they?

Well, at least she's not 40, she's 35. She's a bit chubby, but her face looks okay.

Oh, my bum hurts.

Beggars can't be choosers.

But if the weather stays nice like this, I really don't— really can't be bothered to leave.

The bad weather was making me want to leave, but when the weather gets good, I feel like I don't want to leave.

Maybe it'll get good in August.

I know,

really, it's hard when you have to make the decision and there's no external pressures forcing you to make a decision.

Will I go back to my old streaming schedule?

I think if I'm not going out, I'll do a late stream, but if I am going out, I'll start early. Because if I go out, it's really— the day goes much quicker. It's much more toleratable.

It's nice to not stream and do some other things like cleaning.

She said 1,000 kilometers, 1 hour by airplane. She's already like considering— she's like already planning in her mind coming to Bangkok to see me.

That's like 100% guaranteed bang right there.

She's definitely real. She's just divorced, single mother, overweight.

If she was good-looking, then I'd be suspicious.

The younger girls didn't reply to me. The 26-year-old— see, that's why young girls are annoying. You got to try really hard. They get bored really quick and then they just stop messaging you.

A pain in the backside.

Give them 10 years and they'll change their tune.

Yeah, that's why I don't know, I always stay clear of young girls. They're just waste of time. There's too much effort And you— it's like too— I mean, if you get her, then okay, um, it's like hitting the jackpot, but it takes so much effort and work.

It's high effort but higher reward. Not really my style. I'm more of a minimum effort, maximum outcome.

You gotta have either really good looks, charm, money, or clout. Clout is probably the best one.

Clout is easy. You don't even have to be rich or good-looking. If you, if you have clout, you can be a weird-looking guy like me and still get girls.

Clout's probably the most powerful.

So when I get my Kick pay tomorrow, I should have 3,000

£300— no, wait, £3,500.

And then when I get my Nighthawk refund, I should get £3,900. I didn't quite make it over £4,000.

I was hoping for over £4,000 the end of the month, but I couldn't quite get there, unfortunately.

I don't know if I'm getting a message if I turn it off.

This one said, I did the random message thing. I said, what are you looking for on Thai Friendly? She said, customer.

What service?

I thought I did turn off vibrations. Oh, it's the vibration when I type. Uh, maybe if I could be bothered.

Got my back blown out.

Look at this angle. It's my, um, typing to my Thai girls angle.

Well, it's hard to use a horizontal keyboard, so I'm flipping it like that.

God, look how brown my hand is. Looks funny.

It's so brown compared to the other side.

What's all the hype about Thailand? Um, number one, seems pretty easy to meet girls there

without Tinder.

I just need to pull my finger out and actually just go. I'm so lazy. I just want to sit in my house and do nothing.

But I'm bored. I don't know, like, I get depressed and I'm like, oh, I don't want to date, I'm going to sit there doing nothing, be depressed. And then I have a day where I'm in a good mood where I'm like, oh wow, it's so easy, I could meet all these girls and nut my brains out.

The main problem is,

oh, I don't know if I actually— I don't know if I want to sit in a taxi for 3 and a half hours, to be honest. It's a long time to be in a car for. And what if I need to pee really badly? One time I took a taxi to the airport. It was only from my

mum's house, only 1 hour and a bit. I was bursting for the toilet. I nearly came close to asking the driver if we could stop at one of the service stations. Oh look, Mr. Meow Meow.

Meow meow.

Meow

meow. My garbage stinks. Thank God it's garbage day tomorrow. It's— I think it's that big, um, you know, the batter got fried at the bottom of the air fryer, the big pancake thing that absorbed all the grease and chicken bits. It stinks so bad. It's got egg in it as well.

It's probably going straight to garbage because it smells so bad. How does he not gag? I thought cats have sense of smell.

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

Oh, don't eat! Is he actually gonna try and eat it? No, no, no, no, no.

Oh no, I should shut my bedroom door.

No! No, come back.

You're gonna start nibbling on Bobby's dildo.

Where are you gonna go now?

Oh, you can't go in the room.

Why are you rubbing everywhere?

Ow.

Here, ma'am.

He's purring.

Doesn't usually purr very much.

I wonder if he's gonna get mad because he can't go in the bedroom.

Look, he wants to go in.

Stop headbutting my

camera. Whoa.

If I open the window, is he gonna jump out?

Kill the fly.

Kill it. Get it.

Oh, Chris got me this.

It's probably covered in poo.

Oh,

he's following me.

Could give him a chicken stick.

One meat stick.

Oops, I opened it here.

Beef stick.

Oh God, they stink.

I

wonder if they taste good.

Oh God, oh, it really stinks.

Oh, it smells like— I don't know, I'm gonna wash my hands.

Smells like, hmm, I don't know, like my bumhole.

Loosey and earthy.

Surprised more things don't come into your place. Like what? The other cat does come in, the black one. There's not really anything else here.

I think you can smell the catnip still.

I never see any other animals apart from pheasants.

No,

it's all dried up.

Or did it come like this?

He wants more. There's loads there.

I have gained his trust.

Weather's nice today. Should have gone out today, not yesterday.

My pillow.

Hopefully the poo has been washed. Oh, my knees are shaking when I bend down

every time I use Bobby. My knees and thighs get destroyed.

Why does it clump like that when I wash it?

My knees were shaking after I finished.

I don't know how girls do it. Girls must have really powerful thighs or something,

cuz as a guy you don't usually ride stuff, do you?

You don't usually squat over the girl.

How many of you will be traveling together? What do you mean?

I'm traveling

Alone.

And then she said, what's your cat's name?

Uh,

I don't know his name

actually. He's the neighbor's

His name is Mr. Meow Meow.

Oh, stop, Marco.

Very flat.

I think there's some kind of meeting or news coming. I don't know. I don't really keep up with it much now.

Is it FOMC?

I hate waiting for FOMC. It always starts really late here.

What's new?

Oh, not much really. I made £7,000 this month.

I don't know how. I think it's because I got my Yeah, I got paid. The money I made in June, some of it came into my bank account in July.

So I think

I've received like 5— well, I've received £5,500 from Kick in July, although one week of it was from June.

So technically my earnings for July were £7,000. £970 YouTube, £400 OnlyFans, and then £5,500 Kick.

Pretty good

so far this year. I made nearly 14,000.

He's sitting on the camping chair. The cat sits on the camping chair more than I do.

Yeah, so I made £7,000 in

July.

Just

gotta be patient. For tomorrow. And, uh,

for some reason the Amazon Nighthawk refund is delayed. Said your refund is still being processed, expected to be issued tomorrow.

Oh, now it says August 1st, your refund is delayed. What?

That's kind of weird.

Wait, get crisps.

No, I took the catnip out and he went off. Now clean it up.

That's why there's flies in here, this stupid bin. Oh God, it stinks.

Maybe I should put it outside.

So many flies because all my rubbish.

Monster month. It's annoying because the black bin bag men only come once every 2 weeks.

Stupid

phone.

Where

is it?

Goes to the dump. Waste electricity.

I don't put food waste in the bin, black bin bags. I put it in the small one,

but sometimes I get lazy and I put it in the black bin.

You're bored of fapping? You should try taking it up the bum. It feels better.

That's what happened to me.

I couldn't get very hard, and then I put it up my bum instead, and then I went rock hard and nutted.

What does CWA even talk about? I watched him, uh, stream Metal Gear Solid. That was quite fun.

I wonder if I get— if I get same viewers if I stream a game. I might as well just do that.

I remember I was playing— I was playing Cyberpunk on the Switch too, wasn't I, on stream? And I kept zooming into the women's crotch, and then Moon messaged me saying, what the fuck, why are you zooming into women's crotch like a 14-year-old? Are you doing that just for the stream? And I was like, yeah, as if I

do that normally off stream.

Moon was such a wet tissue.

What, you think guys don't go around doing weird stuff in video games? You should see what I did on Kingdom Come. On Kingdom Come: Deliverance, I went to the bathhouse and then I was dragging the bathhouse bathmaid wenches' bodies around, spreading their legs and seeing what's up. Let's go. Surprisingly, they don't have underwear.

This is what guys do.

You mean in Hitman you've never just made a mountain of corpses and made them spread their legs on top of each other and strip them naked? Or is that just me?

So killing people in games is fine, but spreading their legs in game is not fine.

In Cyberpunk,

when the enemy's dead, you can chop the arms and legs off and then drag the body around.

Why would they let you do that if you shouldn't do that?

Whoever played Soldier of Fortune,

that was like the first ever really gory game. It was a first-person shooter on PlayStation 1, I think.

They could like blow the stomach open with a shotgun, their guts will come out, and blow their legs off and the bone would stick out. It was really gross, that gore. It's called Soldiers of Fortune, I think.

The gore is crazy.

Would I start ASMR channel? No, it doesn't get any views. I already have a set— I mean, I have an ASMR channel, it's called Sexy ASMR Guy.

Didn't get any views.

She said— the other Thai girl, 32, said cute cat and you.

She said and you. What does that mean?

She said cute cat and you and you. What? Why did she say and you twice?

You also cute.

I'm Daniel, like my profile name says.

This one is

30, 161, 50 kg.

That's how you rhythm.

What food

would you like to go eat together?

I feel like when you listen to Thai girls speak, they all have the same accent.

Well, people subbing to my ASMR channel already after I just mentioned it. There's nothing on it. I didn't upload anything in it ever. Well, I don't know, actually.

I think there's maybe one video. I'm not sure.

Sexy ASMR. I think sexy ASMR guy or something like that.

Sexy ASMR guy.

23 subs. No, there's one video of my food.

I don't know what that is. I can't wait until August 2020. This is disgusting.

I can't wait until Um, when is it coming out? I don't know why I uploaded that. I don't even know where that came from. That's the only video.

I wonder what video game— I think I was talking about a video game. I don't know which video game I was talking about.

I want my kick money.

Tomorrow I have £3,500.

Getting rich now.

Money's rolling in and then rolling out. £1,100 going out first week of August.

I've got to grind for another month to have nearly £10K.

The biggest risk is I start booking flights and stuff for Thailand.

Which I should before they get more expensive.

I just don't want to go too soon. I want to go in the winter.

But I want to go now. I feel like I don't want to be in the country.

I could get a knock on the door any moment.

I don't know about Japan. Maybe I just feel too lazy to go anywhere.

Maybe

I'll just push my stream bots. On the ASMR channel and retitle it to Talking Gently Whilst You Sleep with random screaming of into the mic, random puking sounds.

EM sick beats, car asthma,

driving you to school whilst playing sick EDM beats. In the car.

I saw a fly walking around over there, and then this little spider just jumped out of nowhere, grabbed it, dragged it into the little crack. How are spiders so strong?

Spiders can drag around a fly when the fly's bigger than the spider. Why can't the fly fight back?

Because the spider's got 8 legs, fly's only got 6. I think spider legs are probably stronger.

It must suck being a fly.

I just fly away.

Wow, look at the weather now.

I hope it's like this tomorrow.

Go to the firing range, pick up some bullets,

sell them on eBay. Are you allowed to do that?

Why don't they pick up the bullet casings?

Australia adds YouTube to under-16 social media ban.

Really? They're really getting strict on this age thing with the internet recently.

Tsunami alerts from Japan after powerful earthquakes off Russia.

嗯。嗯嗯嗯嗯嗯嗯。

What about OnlyFans? When I go on my own OnlyFans, I don't have to verify my age.

I had one bacon, one piece of bread, one egg, a bit of lamb, and one bit of chicken for lunch.

I guess I'm still hungry.

Have you had fish crackers before?

One thing I like from Malaysia was my relatives used to send us these big bags of fish crackers, and they were like brown discs. You fry them in oil and they puff up.

They were so— I was addicted to them. They're so good. They're like prawn crackers but

fishier. I actually love those. They were big brown things.

So I used to— my mom would make fried rice And I would scoop up the fried rice with the fish cracker and eat it.

It's so good.

Wow,

nearly all the names. Neighbors are out. Hardly any cars in the driveways.

Probably means it's a good time to be in. If everyone's out, I want to be in.

I got nothing to do.

How about you? Uh-huh.

Any messages? Oh, that, um, Canadian girl saw my message, but she didn't reply.

Don't know what her problem is. She was talking to me every day a couple weeks ago, and now nothing.

Says seen.

I wonder if Crip's message is ever going to say seen, or she's just gone forever. Did she only make that Instagram for me and now she's going to ditch it? Parcel left with a neighbor. It was nicotine vapes, but people said to me not to try it because I'll get hooked.

I've tried nicotine before. I didn't get hooked. I don't think I get hooked on substances that quickly. I only get hooked on like sexual things. I like banging Bobby.

I'll save it in case Crypt comes. She will like it.

My little druggy girlfriend. Imagine having a drug addict's girlfriend. Sounds like a nightmare.

Sex addict girlfriend would be good until Until you stop wanting to have sex with her, and then it'll get annoying.

Crips coming.

I believe it still. She's just taking a break, that's all.

Oh, my bum hurts.

Definitely need to keep it to just once a week, I think,

when I take my half day off.

Remember,

damn, 4 people want my video. So I shot a video this morning And I edited it into a short 30-second, like, teaser. Said, if you want the full version, message me. $25. 4 people messaged me. I better give them the goods. $100 I'm gonna make. Securing the deal.

Ah, it's taking ages.

The problem with doing it like this is I have to send each one of them the video, so each— I've got to upload the video for each person who wants it,

which can take some time.

That's $100. $100 I made today.

I want to make maybe $400 a month on OnlyFans, $400 or $500. Nice little side income. The problem is I can't do it much because you do, you do a photo shoot, my anus gets ripped, so it takes a week

for it to heal.

Is the stream lagging?

It looked like it was lagging before I started uploading.

It's funny because 6 or 7 people buying my premium video makes as much as what I make doing Kick for like 10 hours.

It's about half an hour work.

Yeah.

People used to say my mum looks like Ozzy Osbourne. I kind of see it. My mum's always had the same hairstyle, like center parting, long black hair like Ozzy. And then when she wore sunglasses, people would say she looked like Ozzy Osbourne.

It's kind of funny.

Hmm, might send my mum some money. I might send her like £3,000.

End of this week.

I don't really— I don't need money anymore.

I don't care about lawyers.

I can book Thailand trip later.

There's not anything I really urgently feel like I want to get or

Bye. Could send us some money.

Mr. Meow Meow left.