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Is it lagging?

Fucking hell, is this an offline on Kick?

Testing. Oh no, it says I'm online on Kick.

It said 19 viewers on YouTube.

Damn, it died hard.

I can't believe it.

I had more viewers on YouTube back in 2016 when I only had a couple hundred subs.

Now it says 54 viewers. The hell?

Yes, because of the lagging.

My internet at my Devon house is not like this. I can go anywhere in the house and it's fine. I don't know what's wrong. Maybe Maybe because the brick walls in this house are thick.

Maybe

if I turn Wi-Fi on and off again.

Okay, how about now?

I think I fixed it.

It's still kind of slideshowy.

Damn, today's such a failure.

Oh wow, it's like 09.

I think I fixed it.

Testing, testing.

Ever since I went downstairs, it's been messed up.

I've got an idea.

I turn on my data and put the phone up

here like that.

IPhone Air is not happy. Then I use my phone hotspot instead of the house Wi-Fi.

Is it better? I'm using my phone data now.

I think I fixed it. Oh my God, I'm a fucking genius.

Actually genius. I put my phone up there to get the 5G tower. I don't know why the house Wi-Fi is being weird. Oh my God, I fixed it. I'm actually a tech genius.

Testing.

Yeah, I think I fixed it.

Now we just got to get the viewers back.

They'll be back. They got nothing else to do but watch their old pal

Daniel, it's fine. I got 50 GB of Vodafone data that expires every month and I got to buy it again. Such a scam, isn't it? You pay for 50 GB of data, but if you don't use it in the whole month, you got to pay for it again.

I don't know when the month begins.

Yeah, fixed it.

We're back to 500 viewers again. Famous again.

How's being an uncle?

I don't know, same as not being an uncle, really.

Don't be disgusting. What apple?

Put your manners back in before I put them back in for you.

Hang

my phone up there.

Why do I like living in Devon?

Um, driving is quite nice, very peaceful.

It is really annoying when you get stuck behind some slow old pensioner. It's hard to overtake because everywhere is just single carriageways,

a very bendy road, so it's not easy to overtake safely.

Yeah, I just had fried rice and Peking duck.

Now I'm gonna be a bit vomity for the next few hours.

Maybe if I have a coffee, it might help.

A coffee and an orange.

At least I still get more views than Give Me a Break,

Man. That guy still thinks people care about his political opinions. He was like, oh, I don't know if I should say this.

Just fucking say it. No one cares about you.

He still thinks he's like the center of the J-vlogger universe or something,

just because at one point he was like the DramaAlert of the J-vlogger community. All the J-vloggers fell off or died apart from Rachel and Jun, I guess, but they just keep to themselves and do their own boring thing.

Well, wow, thanks, Zero.

Now you just got the top 5 who monopolized the whole thing, like Chris Broad. See you, Dog VA,

with their professionalism and high quality

and never saying anything that gets them in trouble. The only trouble they got in is when they had Hassan on the stream. They got so much hate.

My stomach's digesting the boot leather duck.

There was a clip recently, CDawgVA said he could never go back to a 9-to-5 after streaming. As if he would ever have to go back to a 9-to-5 anyway, he's a multi-millionaire.

He's got his Twitch, his YouTube, his Trash Taste. Why the hell would he ever have to go back to the 9 to 5?

He doesn't even have to do anything. He can just play Metal Gear Solid 12 hours and get like 10,000 viewers.

If I can live off 50 viewers,

why would he— imagine he would never get down to 50 viewers.

Worst case scenario, he gets like a couple thousand viewers.

He's very good at networking, becoming best mates with Ludwig and Ironmouse. Chris— Chris took ages until he decided to actually collab with CDawgVA. He was very cautious, wasn't he?

I guess it takes years to prove that you're not gonna become unhinged and say things

that gets him in trouble.

I wonder if CDawgVA meets Ironmouse in real life secretly. Surely they must do. Not much of best friends if they don't. He goes to America a lot as well.

Anime man became really boring.

Went all into fashion and music like a girl, like a little stupid girl with his fashion brand. Imagine caring about fashion when you're a guy.

Fashion sucks anyway. It's got like a dice earring.

Didn't he try making music as well and it was really bad?

Didn't he make some kind of really overly produced game show, quiz show, where he had guests on like Chris, and he only made 3 episodes because it flopped. He had a studio and everything.

Aki Dearest is doing well though. She's getting loads of views on Instagram making fun of the bad English on clothing in Japan.

I remember back when that Pretty Ugly Little Liars website was trashing her, saying she's just with Joey to grow her YouTube channel. I think she's kind of surpassed him.

They were so secretive about their relationship, they had to make a public announcement after like 5 years of dating. I can't believe these people only date one person for 5, 10, 15, 20 years. I don't even know who Chris dated before Charlotte. Just some Japanese girl. I wonder if she was good looking.

Oh, shut up, Pete Slags. Not all time low. I had 35 viewers about 10 minutes ago.

Viewership just doubled.

Seems like I'm just— I'm stuck having temporary relationships that last a year max.

By the time I'm 60, I'll probably have another 30 girlfriends because they keep leaving me after a year or two.

How can they want to leave me? I'm such a

catch. iPhone's getting hot, but it's not too hot.

Can

you hear my stomach?

Oh, spasm! Oh God,

oh,

spasmed in my pants.

Maybe we take a trip to Sun Valley. Visit Chris's parents.

Where the fuck are my viewers at? 100,000 subs.

Stupid idiots. At least now I can trash talk them with impunity.

Stupid dumb dumb of yours. Idiot morons.

Mm-hmm.

No, I sold my China stocks probably last year. I got 40% gain. I thought that's good enough.

Have you seen Barrick Gold? That thing's ripping and I sold it.

I sold it and it ripped 50%.

I sold all my stocks back in July.

Wow, 111 views!

Maybe they're coming back.

I sold all my stocks to pay off my credit card, and then I made money back on Kick. I put it all back into different things— S&P 500, gold, XLF.

I remember the Meta stream had 800 viewers.

How about mum's money? I don't know, give me some donors and I'll give her some money.

Put your mouth where your money is, otherwise shut up.

Otherwise mum not getting a penny, and it's all your fault because you didn't donate. Wallets out for mum.

Don't know, money going to my Devon house rent that I'm not even living in anymore. Yeah, I'll just keep my Devon house as my summer home. In Devon.

I'll stay here to leech the free heat and food,

free electricity.

That's how the rich

stay rich.

Something you wouldn't understand.

Why am I back? Back where? Back again with another amazing stream.

Better say hi to my Kick viewers.

Mustn't neglect them. Making me $3 an hour, make $30, 10-hour stream.

Oh my God, my bitch wife Cheated on me.

Classic.

Hair's starting to get long again.

I wish I had some snacks.

That's why I like the vape, because it's kind of like a snack. That you inhale.

2 bars of 4G.

Look at the cat hat.

It has nicotine.

It soothes me.

Definitely not addicted. Oh,

look, bee livery. £20.

Tumbridge. They want wafer-thin ham, chicken breast slice, Huggies natural baby wipes.

It's in Benenden. Yeah, it's cat biscuits I got for Pushkin. They're pretty good.

I wouldn't mind taking this delivery. It's just I'm scared the stream is going to disconnect. Also, I can't play music if I'm streaming on YouTube.

Tenten.

I went to Tenterden as a kid.

I think it has like those steam trains. Was that— oh yeah, they got the steam train thing. I remember my dad took us when we were kids.

Yeah, look, they got the steam trains. I used to be really into Thomas the Tank Engine when I was a kid, so it was really cool.

Yeah, Thomas Tank Engine. Remember my dad took Took us all there.

Dim church as well.

Trains looked so cool back then,

and they went choo choo.

Could go out and make £18.

Shut up, I don't have gray hair. Talking rubbish.

No

Tesco attended and—

Guess you have to go to Maidstone first.

Maybe I'll be bothered.

Still 50 more viewers than you could ever get. Don't know what you're laughing at.

Still more relevant than you'll ever be.

No, I like my EV. I just kind of wish I bought a Tesla, cuz for the money that I've spent on my car, which is 15K, I could have gotten a Tesla. Model 3.

No, I spent $15K on the car, not repairs.

Hmm, I don't know if it's worth it.

36 minutes to—

where is

it? Rolvenden. Never heard of that place.

Oh, they got a big cat sanctuary near Headcorn.

That was pretty cool.

Black panthers look scary.

Oh, they

got a Tesco Superstore.

In Hawkhurst.

It's not very big though.

These look like old Tesco's with the funny roofs. The ones in Devon look like new ones, big and modern.

Hmm, should I take the B livery or not?

Paying £20 now.

Wafer thin ham chicken breast slice. Fridge Raiders. Huggies Natural Care and one Foster's, 18 times 440ml.

But I can't play music.

Okay, I accepted it.

I've accepted it.

Should we wait like 5, 10 minutes? Well, they might cancel it.

I'm scared. Last time I took one, I got to Tesco, stupid idiots cancelled it.

Yeah, I'm a bit nervous because I haven't done this stream setup before outside using Prism Live.

Also, I can't— I could put the classical music channel on. That won't be copyright,

so I might use it.

Well, if they do cancel it, I guess I could buy some beer.

Okay, get the collar.