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[2018-12-11] getting a new sofa in Japan [opE9ZIuvVNY]
2018-12-11 · 13 min
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Where's your sofa?
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0:05–0:06 · rev_fb60cfca9bf5d89d4d7aa41105c3ba5e_0Hmm, my sofa. I want to sit on the sofa. Today is so cold. Here is uncomfortable.
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0:06–0:17 · rev_fb60cfca9bf5d89d4d7aa41105c3ba5e_1It's your fault.
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0:17–0:20 · rev_fb60cfca9bf5d89d4d7aa41105c3ba5e_2No, your fault.
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0:20–0:21 · rev_fb60cfca9bf5d89d4d7aa41105c3ba5e_3You told them the wrong room number.
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0:21–0:23 · rev_fb60cfca9bf5d89d4d7aa41105c3ba5e_4No. You should ask, should ask the delivery man. This is my sofa.
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0:23–0:32 · rev_fb60cfca9bf5d89d4d7aa41105c3ba5e_5I don't have proof. I don't have the receipt or proof.
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0:32–0:39 · rev_fb60cfca9bf5d89d4d7aa41105c3ba5e_6I sent text to you. Delivery man coming soon.
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0:39–0:47 · rev_fb60cfca9bf5d89d4d7aa41105c3ba5e_7Your fault.
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0:51–0:52 · rev_fb60cfca9bf5d89d4d7aa41105c3ba5e_8Not your fault.
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0:52–0:53 · rev_fb60cfca9bf5d89d4d7aa41105c3ba5e_9You told them the wrong room number.
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0:53–0:56 · rev_fb60cfca9bf5d89d4d7aa41105c3ba5e_10Delivery man was waiting about 20 minutes.
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0:56–1:02 · rev_fb60cfca9bf5d89d4d7aa41105c3ba5e_11I was waiting as well.
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1:02–1:10 · rev_fb60cfca9bf5d89d4d7aa41105c3ba5e_12You were like a scary dog.
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1:10–1:13 · rev_fb60cfca9bf5d89d4d7aa41105c3ba5e_13I was waiting for them to ring the doorbell.
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1:13–1:17 · rev_fb60cfca9bf5d89d4d7aa41105c3ba5e_14You are going around this room. So funny. Scary dog. So cold today. The sofa will come next month— next Tuesday.
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1:18–1:39 · rev_fb60cfca9bf5d89d4d7aa41105c3ba5e_15Monday.
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1:39–1:42 · rev_fb60cfca9bf5d89d4d7aa41105c3ba5e_16Not Monday, Tuesday.
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1:43–1:45 · rev_fb60cfca9bf5d89d4d7aa41105c3ba5e_17I thought it was Monday.
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1:45–1:48 · rev_fb60cfca9bf5d89d4d7aa41105c3ba5e_18No.
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1:48–1:48 · rev_fb60cfca9bf5d89d4d7aa41105c3ba5e_19Monday, you sure? Live, I'm happy about it.
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1:48–2:28 · rev_fb60cfca9bf5d89d4d7aa41105c3ba5e_20Ah! いい わ ね。 いい で しょ。 もう ちょっと こ っち 端 に こう やって て よ かった な。 机 入 る? ここ。 こ こ。 ち ょ っと 伸 び ない よ。 もう ちょっと だけ 押 して。 ぐ らい で いい ん じゃ ん。 うん、 もう 行 かな き ゃ。 じゃあ ね。 バイ バイ。 Ah, oh, it's freezing.
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2:28–5:01 · rev_fb60cfca9bf5d89d4d7aa41105c3ba5e_21Leather is very cold.
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5:01–5:04 · rev_fb60cfca9bf5d89d4d7aa41105c3ba5e_22Oh, ah, it's hot.
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5:04–5:09 · rev_fb60cfca9bf5d89d4d7aa41105c3ba5e_23No, no, no, no, no, no. So who likes my sofa? My brand new sofa. Oh, it's heavy. I'm gonna scratch the desk. Let's open it properly. I wanna make sure I don't show my address though. What's that noise?
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5:11–5:55 · rev_fb60cfca9bf5d89d4d7aa41105c3ba5e_24What's that thing?
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5:55–5:57 · rev_fb60cfca9bf5d89d4d7aa41105c3ba5e_25I'm making a table. You could kill someone with this.
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6:18–6:25 · rev_fb60cfca9bf5d89d4d7aa41105c3ba5e_26This time was better than the canned pipe.
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6:44–6:46 · rev_fb60cfca9bf5d89d4d7aa41105c3ba5e_27And then you just screw it in like so. Oh no, these ones are too long. No, it's not these screws, they're too long, they're sticking out. That was easy. Legs are on. Keep your eyes glued to the ground. Press 2 if you know what I mean.
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6:46–7:35 · rev_fb60cfca9bf5d89d4d7aa41105c3ba5e_28Press 2.
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7:37–7:39 · rev_fb60cfca9bf5d89d4d7aa41105c3ba5e_29No, 84 abandoned me. Oh no, stop complaining about your subscribers. It's not good luck. Welcome to my office. How do I make it go back? I want to lean back. It's fine like this as well, actually. Oh yeah, you can kind of lean back like this.
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7:39–8:27 · rev_fb60cfca9bf5d89d4d7aa41105c3ba5e_30Yes, perfect.
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8:55–8:56 · rev_fb60cfca9bf5d89d4d7aa41105c3ba5e_31This can go here. Playing games here and then watching YouTube here. That can be my YouTube screen. Need to charge it. I haven't charged it for ages now. This could actually go behind the sofa, and then I could put it under the table.
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8:56–9:15 · rev_fb60cfca9bf5d89d4d7aa41105c3ba5e_32Oof.
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9:15–9:21 · rev_fb60cfca9bf5d89d4d7aa41105c3ba5e_33Put this behind the sofa, and then Put the multi-adapter here. Warm. Look at that. Put it here. I'm not sure if that's a good place. Do do do do do do do do do. Oh, and we have some super fish oil. Look how big these are. A bit hard to swallow. He expects me to swallow this? I bite it and chew it into powder. It's Christmas for Daniel. Christmas thing for Daniel. It's a Christmas Christmas. David Daniel. Look. Yes. Pockets. Where are the pockets? And look, this floor chair, you do this and then it flattens out and you can use it as a little sofa, you see? So we can eat here, and then after we've finished eating, we can sit back on the sofa and make love.
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9:21–11:09 · rev_fb60cfca9bf5d89d4d7aa41105c3ba5e_34No. Where did Daniel go? He laid down on the sofa and vanished.
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11:09–11:30 · rev_fb60cfca9bf5d89d4d7aa41105c3ba5e_35It's my camouflage.
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11:30–11:32 · rev_fb60cfca9bf5d89d4d7aa41105c3ba5e_36