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So what, is she gonna stay the night?

You can stay the night if the drive back It's too much.

Do you really think she's gonna drive here for 2 hours and then go home and do another 2 hours?

But then if she stays the night, where's she gonna sleep? I mean, surely she doesn't expect us to sleep together and not have sex. I'll have a raging boner. I mean, I could sleep on the sofa.

She'll think I'm such a gentleman.

My tikka masala.

Yeah, then I sneak into the bedroom. Oiled up with baby oil.

Maybe I'll take a photo of my sofa.

I've got to make it look cozy.

Yeah.

What's wrong with my sofa?

Is it weird if I send her a picture of my sofa?

My house does look kind of plain, doesn't it, with all the no furniture? I feel like I'm squatting in my own house or something.

Some girls might think it's like a bit psychopathic.

I got one plant. I got two if you count the rosemary.

Okay, dinner.

Now I've got a plant here.

Beautiful.

It looks dead. Yeah, I don't know why.

That bit's still green.

Water.

I've been watering it. I don't understand why it died.

It's funny, weeds can grow so easily and won't die, and the stupid plants that are good are so delicate.

Why does it have to be like that?

So all the nice people disappear so quickly, but the fucking annoying Idiot trolls won't get lost. No matter how many times I tell them to fuck off and leave me alone, they just don't go away. And then the nice people, or who are mostly nice, can't even take a few F-bombs and then they sulk like a baby

and never come back.

That's just the way it is.

嗯，啊。

Oh, she's asking me when last time I had sex was.

Dangerous question.

How would you suggest I spruce it up? Maybe some plants, like a tall plant in the corner.

I don't know,

what if I hype up this girl so much and she comes and I don't like her?

Things are getting so serious. We haven't even met.

Oh,

what?

嗯。

嗯，唉。

It's been a hard day at work.

Not easy being a streamer.

What did I do today? Um.

Lost £90 on a day trade.

That's good,

good job.

It's funny, if you go back to my streams 5 years ago, I'll be whining about exactly the same thing.

Low views, money, stocks not doing well. I'm being bored

with the same view of my legs, probably.

Probably also eating an orange.

Not much changes.

At least I can say I was consistent.

Yeah, some people over the last 5 years, some people changed careers, got better pay, got married, uh, had a kid,

bought a house. And then look at me 5 years later. All I got is a car now.

I've got no girlfriend, I got no wife, I got no babies. I got— I don't know, I mean, I'm making more money, I guess.

Didn't make any progress with my YouTube channel since 5 years ago. It just got worse.

Sometimes I feel depressed.

No women want to be with me, and then even if they do, they don't want to stay with me. For long. And then I can only make money by doing something that drives everyone away from me. Otherwise, my only option is minimum wage at Tesco's.

The only one thing I can do to make money is the one thing that drives everyone away.

Yeah, I'm gonna be an uncle, but that's not my achievement. I didn't have any involvement.

No, the post about my car's fake. A word about the post where I proved it's fake. Let me guess, it got deleted.

Vishi posted screenshot of me proving that it is paid off. Let me guess, they deleted it because it doesn't fit the narrative. See, can't find it. Let me guess, they deleted it.

That's why they're so fucking annoying.

I showed the email

I showed the email saying that I've paid it off, and someone recently posted a post with the screenshot and they deleted it or hid it.

So they're happy to let some stupid rumor be viewable, but then when I show proof that it's fake They hide it,

but they won't care because that's not interesting. It's more interesting to think that I didn't pay it off and I like stole the money. That's more interesting, isn't it?

They want to believe a worst outcome because that's more interesting. They don't care what's true.

Oh, scumbags.

I got the email saying that I've paid it off and they're not interested in the vehicle anymore.

They should delete the post that says that I didn't pay it then.

They're not a fair source of information, are they?

Anything to discredit my name.

It's amazing how much stupid content they can create out of a guy just sitting in his house on his sofa.

They really have quite the imagination.

Your landlord's coming tomorrow.

I don't know if I'm gonna actually see him. Like, wouldn't it be kind of strange if he doesn't knock,

or if he's just gonna come and check the meter and go?

It'll be interesting to see if I've seen him before, because surely he comes to see the other neighbors but doesn't tell me because he doesn't have to tell me.

Bob Ross just saved me.

Wait, is the Bob Ross quote happy little accidents or happy little mistakes?

Bob Ross.

Happy little accidents.

Oh, unless she's going to get the quote.

Gonna have to turn off chat for a bit. You guys getting out of control.

Time to put the manners back in.

15-minute timeout.

Market's tanking still.

Holy shit, I'm down £90.

What's that?

Oh wow, 5 gifted subs!

Very generous.

Wow, we hit the goal!

Savings climbing up. Yep, over 5K now.

Next week, hopefully 6K. Don't have any dates to get in my way now. Oh no, Spanish girl.

I do want to meet Spanish girl though.

She just doesn't talk much, like she's not really interested.

Hard to get— build like a rapport.

How come it's subscriber anymore? People getting crazy.

About the forbidden topic. I had to shut it down

and they all needed a timeout.

Can't ban everyone, that'd be silly.

Everyone needs to chill.

And did you believe in God? Oh yes. Do you now? Now?

Difficult to answer. I know. I need— I don't need to believe. I know. And did you believe in God? Oh yes.

When life changes, so

it was an absolute pleasure. Thank you so much. Oh yeah, yes. Yeah, that's what he told me. I was like, they're like, this is like up there best video. Anyone finds it hard to parry in this game, try pressing with your thumb.

Most rich people, most rich people, they don't have a clue. They don't have a clue. Obviously some of them are smart, but they're no smarter than your average guy. Most rich people, most rich people, they don't have a clue what's going on. They're, you know, they're no smarter than you. Obviously Some of them are smart, but they're

no smarter than your average guy. They're very divorced from what's happening. They're very rich. They live in these societies. They're very rich. This guy speaks so weirdly. Unbelievable levels of luxury, and they are really obviously rapidly, aggressively destabilizing those societies to get a little bit more. It's so stupid. If the rich were smart— so stupid. The best

way to take it is put it under your tongue. Rub it in your cheek.

Don't do too much, you're gonna be asleep all afternoon. You know what you should do? No. Don't try to communicate, just relax and see what happens. I think you're calmed down.

Isn't that amazing? He used just a single drop and his hands afterwards were rock steady and the dyskinesia left. The voice is coming back. It works most of the time.

It's very intense.

Did you guys get

lunch? Are you hungry now? It's 20 AM.

Yeah, he must be horny as fuck though. Give a man with Parkinson's disease some weed.

Oh God, it's so peaceful with the chat off.

Is that a tomato plant?

Oh God, vomited. I'll take them too. Take what? You bought everything.

I'll take them shelves. I've got a proposition for you, Mariner. I'm not staying. Oh, we're not asking you to. Whatever happened to Kevin Costner? He did that one movie, Robin Hood, and then disappeared.

He's like the most forgotten actor ever.

You know, people say you should wash your tongue with a tongue scraper, not a toothbrush.

What if you just use your teeth? Like, isn't that the same? I rub my tongue on my upper molars.

Like, surely that's the same effect.

I can't be bothered to get a tongue scraper.

How's that any different?

Like, do it like that.

That was hot, wasn't it? I bet you're nearly nutted.

I don't want my tongue to stink if I lick anyone.

No, I'm not showing my tongue. The Reddit clipper guy is like about to pounce on his screenshot or recording thing.

Clipper guy has just suddenly sprung to alert. Ready to clip it and put it on the subreddit.

They seem to clip everything or anything, so they must be watching the whole thing, or they got AI or something. I don't know. Imagine watching a 15-hour stream to clip random 30-second clips here and there. You must have no life. It's insane.

Like, in the entire 15-hour stream, I could say one weird thing for 2 seconds and it will get clipped. Like, hello, donkey bumhole, and then it'll get clipped on the subreddit within minutes.

D admits he likes donkey bumhole.

Oh God. What even are these people?

I don't know what kind of autism that is.

Do I have plaque?

No, I clean it out when I'm in the shower with my fingernail. In the places I couldn't get to with the toothbrush. There's always one place where it kind of builds up and I have to pay special attention to it.

I spend more time cleaning my teeth in the shower than cleaning my body.

Yeah, because I brush my teeth for at least 5 minutes and I get in the shower and I start scratching my teeth, like in between the gaps and stuff, and a bunch of white gunk always comes out. So I spend at least 10 minutes picking my teeth in the shower, you know, around the back of the molars

and the back of the wisdom teeth where the toothbrush can't really fit. I can't really brush the back of my wisdom teeth with my toothbrush. It doesn't fit in there. Doesn't go in that gap, but my finger can.

I get my finger right around the back of my wisdom teeth and I give it a scratch around the whole thing and I scratch off any plaque that's stuck to it,

rinse it in the water.

Actually, most time I'm streaming, I'm picking my teeth like this.

That's why I don't show my face.

And I'm very self-conscious about the plaque building up around my gums.

Almost OCD. I do floss. I use the toothpick things all the time. I'm not gonna floss in the shower though.

I'm picking my teeth with these almost all the time on stream if you ever hear weird sounds.

Yeah, I use the floss and the pick.

Why not just floss? Because it doesn't get everything out.

Floss is good for in between the gaps of the teeth because I can't— obviously can't get my finger now in the gap.

But for everything else, fingernail works pretty good.

That's why my teeth are good even though I haven't been to the dentist for years.

It's all about getting as much food decay—

decaying food matter out of the mouth as you can.

I never had a girlfriend who had bad breath

or bad teeth.

The one thing I can say about all my exes is that I never had someone who had bad teeth.

Chihiro had really good teeth.

Same as pasta.

A lot of uglier Japanese women have no chin.

The no chin and bad teeth look is like very common in Japan.

Luckily I avoided such women, and Chihiro had very strong chin,

good jawline. I would never date someone who's got a weak jawline with no chin. It's so unattractive.

I feel sorry for them because they can't really do anything about it, can they, apart from get massive plastic surgery.

Big nose and small chin, very unfortunate combination. And massive upper gums when they smile. Oh God, there's so many Japanese women when they smile,

you can see all the upper gum. Cat fighting again. What the fuck's going on out there? What

was that sound? Sounds like a monkey.

It was like I

thought it was a

parrot.

Yeah, I hate the upper gum thing when you can see loads of it. Very unfortunate. It reminds me of Alien when the little mouth comes out the big mouth.

Alien mouth noted. Oh God, I don't know how these women are gonna find boyfriends. Good luck.

House very clean today. Wow, someone noticed. Yeah, I tidied the kitchen too. Look, I put things in the cabinets. That's the trick. Like, all this could easily go in the cabinet. I just don't like putting things away because I have to keep taking it out again.

When you put things away, it's like they don't exist.

Instantly looks less cluttered. Even the oranges can go in here. And this— that's amazing! Look at that instant improvement. Doesn't that look better already?

Wow, I've discovered tidying up.

Wow, so easy.

Also, just put stuff up against the wall,

helps a lot.

Yeah, but when you want to find something, then you've got to look for stuff like that.

Still too much clutter here. Why is this USB thing here? Why is this Bella box here that I never use anymore? Waste of money, £240. Don't even use it now.

More junk going up in the bin, just like the live view.

Really shouldn't have bought that. This can go too.

Yeah, this is a bit— I might— I don't know, I feel like I put the microphone away. I don't even use it anymore. I don't even use the mic anymore, do I, for my streams? And this is just making it cluttered.

No more professional mic.

The day of giving a shit is over.

Ah, so much nicer not having this mic stand.

The age of caring

is over. Fuck you, mic stand. I haven't used the mic in like 2 months.

Oh, look at that, clean.

And then these cables,

very tricky to care about, but when you do, it does look a lot nicer.

Okay.

Put it like that.

This power cable could go— could actually go on this side like that.

Oh,

genius! And this monitor cable can go around

the back.

Baby steps.

Maybe I'll ask the landlord tomorrow if I can grow a lawn,

because I really can't be expected to pluck out every weed one by one by hand. That's insane. It's going to turn into a, a lawn of weeds anyway. Look at this thing. Whole garden is going green. Got grass there. Grass is growing out of control.

It's funny, chat's on sub mode only. It barely feels any different. To how it normally is anyway.

People better pay up if they want to piss me off.

Wow, kitchen looks great now. I tidy up this cupcake area, coffee area.

Really does make a difference.

Really does make a difference. This can go under the shelf. That can go like that.

Sometimes you gotta take some pride in your house.

Yeah, some jars with labels on it like coffee or sugar would be quite nice instead of just bags of sugar.

I still got this pasta I might put in the bin.

There's not even enough there to make a meal.

I don't know why this chesty cough syrup's still here. I got that last year at my mum's house. I had a cough for a month, remember?

Wow,

nice. All this stuff is a mess though.

Oh my God, go look at that there.

I can't use the drawers because they're just full of rubbish.

Oh God, I hope she doesn't have scoliosis or something too.

Oh, why is every girl I meet unable to walk more than 15 minutes?

I really don't think I could date someone with scrotilosis or whatever the fuck it's called.

I mean, I couldn't really notice it when Blood Bucket was on her back.

Yeah, didn't you notice Bloodbuck had like a hunchback? That was because of the scoliosis.

It's so hard to find a girl who's physically fit and can actually walk for more than half an hour. I don't know, Gamer Girl was pretty good. We walked up and down Tintagel Castle on the mountain. Well, it's not a mountain, it's more like a big hill.

I went on a date with Indian girl and she had it too. Had to keep sitting down every 10 minutes. And then we couldn't finish watching— we couldn't finish seeing all of the museum. Had to go to a cafe to sit down.

I first learned about it when I noticed Sam Pepper's shoulders kind of weird, and then I heard him talk about his condition.

That's why when I look at my phone, I always hold it up like this. I hold it up to eye level. I never look down. I see some kids are like this,

and then they wonder why they get back problems and neck problems.

I remember my dad joking about touchscreen phones, saying in the future everyone's going to have evolved very pointy fingers to touch the buttons because his fingers were like big chunky man fingers and he could never— he always had difficulty with his iPhone. He hated the iPhone. He hated the iPhone so much. He always used— he used to

use the button phones like everyone did. And then his company made everyone— his company got everyone a company phone and it was like the iPhone 6. I think it was— I— no, I think it was iPhone 5,

and they had to use it for company business work, and he hated using it. You know the little rocker silent button? He had to tape it down because he kept pressing it by accident.

I already had the pointy fingers pre-built into my genes.

嗯。

Bro must be bored. Uh, not really,

just relaxing on my sofa.

Why don't you go outside?

This should unlock chat. I think I lost 20 viewers since I put sub mode only.

Can't even shell out $5

for your favorite streamer.

Yeah, and if I put emote only mode, I wonder what emote is going to get spammed.

Wonder which one it would be.

啊。

ENM poly bi and proud LGBT.

What does that even mean? EMN ENM poly.

I am the sex-positive dating mother hen. What is that?

Damn, I got a match with her.

Bisexual.

Spiritual.

They should make an app for freaky girls.

We're not all going to be freaked out about nothing.

Feel D. Okay, I'll try it.

Does it mean Phil D like Phil Dick? Open-minded. It's not match group, is it? Sick and tired of match group.

Oh no, I need toilet.

Oh, I'm down £100.

CFD account's down £100. Jesus Christ.

I believe about £100 because I went long.

God damn it. Oh, my account would be looking so good if I just didn't go long today.

It's tanking because tomorrow's, uh, FOMC. Are they anticipating bad news?

Fucking match group.

Really, really destroyed my— well, I didn't completely destroy it, but made it really hard to get. I mean, I guess if I had unlimited access, I would just endlessly keep getting dates and just cheat on— I'd just cheat all the time if I'd had like 100 Matches all the time. I'd get matches so easily. I got, I

got like 15 matches just from being on it for a week or two.

My photos suck. I couldn't use my good photos because I've used them before, and it's hard to take good new photos in your house.

I'd go on a rampage. Oprah, it cost me a lot of money. Dates every day.

This is really annoying, thinking I could have missed out on a really good girlfriend because I keep getting banned.

Just because of one little mistake 5 years ago.

I should keep my mouth shut next time I try to get back on them. My problem is I talk too much. Talking about what I'm doing is usually what gets me in trouble.

It would all just be fixed if I didn't talk about it, but then what the fuck am I supposed to talk about?

Why is it sub-only mode? Because people being annoying.

I need to calm down.

Tough when your job is to talk about your life, but then talking about it That sabotages it.

Looks like Lil Tay's enjoying turning 18. Now she can like

bait all the weirdos.

The next Belle Delphine,

now legal age.

Should I turn sub mode off then?

Could do.

No, I couldn't get Steak deal because steak's banned in the UK.

It is done.

Oh, my long is down £102 now. Insane.

Oh God, if only I didn't go long. It's tanking like crazy.

Caribou was here earlier.

No ripping at all today,

not even a tiny rip.

Best date I've ever been on, Mila. I said it before,

that was the date I wanted to never end.

You know it's a good date when you want it to keep going.

Trampoline day was great for accidentally touching her bum. Whoops, my hand slipped.

And do you remember we were on that balancing beam with the foam sticks and we were whacking each other. That was funny.

I do kind of miss being in Traveling Traders Discord. It's nice seeing people talk about what's going on. I don't really know where to go now

for like a community feeling, but $100 a month is insane.

Bus fare eats my budget. Under-22s complain about not having free bus travel. Imagine not even being able to afford the bus. Good luck having a car.

Bus is like £1. How could you not afford to go on the bus?

They have bus like that in Thailand. It's got big chunky wheels. It's got like 6 wheels, 4 in the middle, 2 in the front, 2 in the back.

Yeah, it's hard finding a girl when you're banned on stupid dating apps. I've got a girl coming next month, but she's making me wait.

How do you get girls?

Teach me your ways.

Refugee girl. Oh yeah, you're a Ukrainian girl.

Bumble's not owned by Match, but I got banned on there too. I didn't even do anything wrong.

Ah, that reminds me, I had to reply to this Instagram girl.

Yeah, I completely forgot about the Taiwanese girl. 2 weeks ago I was messaging her.

I had a bunch of girls follow me since Venus was talking to me,

but they all live in fucking Mexico or South— no, like South— not South America, but southern USA.

Why are they always from the USA or from Canada? I'm not going to stupid America. I'd never go to America. I'd rather die alone.

Rather be gay than go to stupid America. And no way I'd ever go there. It's like the Wild West of drugs, kidnapping, crime, homeless people, degeneracy, mental illness. I would never go to America, south or north or the middle bit. Never.

Can you imagine living in America?

Like living in GTA?

Just looks like crazy land.

Do you even go a week without hearing a gunshot or encountering some kind of weird unknown racist

SJW kind of person.

Market tanked.

See, Stephanie, we I said, you can warm— I'll warm up your hands. And then she says, by putting it on your back? And I said, you could put your hands anywhere you want. And then she goes, up your bum. This is funny.

Up your bum is what I say. Well, I say up your backside.

I never talked to a girl like this before.

First she says she wants to take things slow, but then she like turns everything I say into an innuendo.

Yeah, that gamer girl too was such a wet tissue. I was honest with that and I told her I got deactivated and she was like Deactivated? No thanks. Nice chatting to you though.

God, she was annoying. What a wet tissue.

I hate a girl who's got no sense of humor.

Do you like my vape?

It's got 4 cylinders.

It's like a quad barrel shotgun,

4 chambers for different flavors.

It's like little shotgun shells, put them in and then lock and load.

Oh yeah, imagine you can suck in 4 all at the same time.

Yeah, it's pretty big, isn't it?

Yeah, I could buy a second car, couldn't I?

Get a vroom vroom banger manual, stall it. That would be funny. What if I buy a cheap car and fix it up and sell it for profit? That could be my new thing. Sounds easy.

I'm not addicted. I could stop at any time,

but I can inhale it now without choking.

Iron lungs and then cauliflower lungs.

Wow, Spanish girl messaged me. That's a surprise.

I kind of like those weird-looking old Honda Civics, you know, with like the weird Stormtrooper visor look. They look kind of funky, especially with a spoiler.

AJ definitely lasted the longest out of the Turkey Tom girls, like She can have the gold medal.

Bicep. Raw power.

I'll make Spanish girl wait 30 minutes before I reply.

The sign of an alpha male doesn't reply straight away.

Oh yeah, someone earlier asked how do I hide my freckles when I'm on a date,

as if I put makeup on. My freckles don't even look that weird in real life. It's just cameras and lighting and stuff can make them look a bit gross on camera. In real life, it just blends in with my natural skin tone. They don't really stand out that much.

As if I'm going to dates wearing foundation. I don't care about it that much. It's just on camera I'm a bit self-conscious because a stupid camera does tricks like the stupid GoPro made my face look like I've got disease.

If people have freckles all the time, some people have very freckly faces. No one thinks it's a weird disease or anything. No one's going around with perfectly clear skin.

Especially redheads. You see them, a lot of them got like very freckly skin, like Ygritte from Game of Thrones.

Oh God, it is kind of, um, risky texting 2 girls at the same time. I have actually accidentally sent a text to the wrong girl before, but I managed to quickly cover it up smoothly. I was shitting myself.

You got to be really careful, especially if you're kind of sleepy.

Who was it?

You know, like you, you're typing the text thinking you're sending to one girl, but it's the wrong girl.

I don't really want them to know that I'm like chatting to other girls. It ruins it a bit, doesn't it?

Although it could make them jealous, speed things up. They'll be like, oh, I've got to meet him quickly, lock him in before he finds someone else.

嗯，那。

I feel like me and Weed Girl are basically together at this point.

Might as well just ask her to be my girlfriend now.

Will you be my girlfriend?

Oh God, I'm gonna vomit. Too much curry and beer.

I don't know if I'd say hot.

I mean, I haven't really seen any pics that exude sexiness, but yeah, she looks nice.

But I mean, I thought Indian girl's face looked nice, so

thank God Indian girl didn't agree to come into my house.

Oh God, what am I getting myself into? Well, she comes and I don't like it.

I'm gonna have to just take one for the team.

Interesting.

嗯。

Metal Gear Solid Snake Eater. Is that a sexual thing?

An innuendo?

Snake Eater.

They should do a remake. Why are they remaking Metal Gear Solid 3 and not From number 1. Number 1 needs an urgent remake. Fix that horrible camera angle.

1 hour to go.

Is it gonna rain again tomorrow? I don't know where to go even if it doesn't rain.

Oh, that's a good one.

Satisfying.

Sometimes I don't know how I get through life.

Most people must see my life and think, God, I wouldn't want his life.

Sometimes I don't know how I bear it.

It's just so empty and barren.

I

need an app for British girls looking for Asian guys.

Where all the gamer weebs at?

Game of weebs.

Like Game of Thrones. I need those weeby girls.

Spiders everywhere. Only form of life in my house. Army of spiders. Sweep up those disgusting flies.

Suck them dry.

Oh, I have vomit in my mouth.

What are you gonna spam?

Nothing that gets me in trouble, I hope.

Uh, sure. Oh fuck, I spilled my tea. How did that happen? I wasn't even tilting it. That's so strange. You like how tidy my kitchen is now? Looking nice.

I kind of like how weird it looks having barely anything in your house.

Almost psychopathic. Not that I am. I want to get rid of more stuff so it looks more barren and empty, just like my life. What if I hide the rice cup in the rice cooker?

I like my house to reflect my personality. Empty, bland, and boring.

Dead inside.

Raw dogging his house. Don't need no stupid decorations. Whenever I hang Mr. Minion up on the wall,

it's like he's hung up there. That looks pretty funny.

I'll put the light under him.

Well, it doesn't stretch that far.

Crucify! Minion has been crucified. That's

it.

What's happening tomorrow? Uh, landlord coming

to help me with something.

Just tidying up. I don't think he would come in, but in case he wants to see how his house is doing. I really doubt he would ask to come in unless I invited him in, but then, I mean, he's pretty busy.

But you always got to be prepared.

Life is full of surprises. Well, I already had a house inspection. And they said everything was fine, being maintained well, apart from the garden and the oil on the wall and the burnt plug socket. And now the soap's dried into the wall. I don't know if that actually did anything. Like, now it's just one big massive splotch

instead of lots of dots of oil. Oh, I'm cold.

The socket, um, I had a problem with my car charger. It started overheating and the fuse was melting. It's not the socket that was the problem, it was the Car charger plug fuse was going nuts. Luckily I smelt it and unplugged it quickly, but it already did some damage, melted into the faceplate. I had to scrape off

a lot of burnt rubber and plastic, but all that was left was the brown patch.

Probably get it fixed. I'll probably fix it myself, just unscrew it and screw on a new one. I don't really know how a plug works on the inside, if anything needs to be connected up. I don't really want to mess with it, or maybe I'll look at a tutorial. I don't really care, I mean, it still works.

I don't even need that plug anyway. I've got plugs here.

I mean, the problem would have been solved if I do what I do now, which is I use one of these.

So if it happened again, it would just burn this thing here, not burn the wall.

I also got one of those— what's it called— RSID safety things, but I put it on this— I put it over here.

I got one of these that was supposed to be for the car charger, but I used it with my multi-plugs here instead.

Yeah, these Chinese car chargers, not super reliable. They seem to conk out after 6 months or so, and then you've got to get a new one. I don't know why there's not an official charger. By Peugeot.

Spanish girl not replying now. She's doing back to me what I did to her. I've only got 6 bottles now. Looks quite tidy without 24 bottles of beer on the wall.

Minion has been hanged.

He's not looking happy.

He doesn't look too pleased.

I could put him there too. They used to have a clock here.

Market tanked. Oh Jesus, I'm down £90.

Probably gonna rip tomorrow.

Yeah, house looking nice.

Just got to tidy up a little bit.

Maybe I play Mario Kart. Marrow. Marrow Kart.

Mario.

Mario. Mario.

Yeah, I am shorting still.

But the market hasn't tanked enough to make my shorts go green, and it made my long go red, very red.

This cable here is a bit annoying.

Can't really tuck it away, hide it under the curtain.

嗯。

It's funny I didn't tidy up for the actual flat inspection.

As if it would really matter. They said living room looking very nice,

decorated lovely. Hmm, it's funny, it looks kind of the same as it did after the first week I moved in. Hasn't really changed much.

I moved the placement of the computer desk so many times. I moved upstairs, I brought it back downstairs, I put it in there, I put it back here, I put it over there. Best place is definitely here.

I think the previous people had a TV in that corner, sofa there. This really is the only place to put the sofa.

Or I mean, you could have the long bit along this bit and have the L bit here, and then you could have the TV there and sit, sit like this.

Kind of weird though, and it'll be really far away. I think TV here would be really good.

Put a TV on that table, shut the curtain, sit here in the corner. It's pretty nice for a TV, TV area.

Mario Kart World has been updated. Really? I didn't know there was an update. Maybe I'll play some Mario Kart, tank my viewership before going to bed.

Software update is required. Okay,

let's see what they've done.

Doesn't seem very big.

Back to Kent.

45 minutes of gaming.

What

have they done?

Who is Sophie Rain?

I don't even know who that is.

All that boosting, I can't catch up.

I don't know who you're talking about.

Stop hitting me.

I keep getting hit over and over.

Oh my God, what the fuck was that? Why did it just bounce me off nothing?

This is online.

What you mean AI? Don't you mean bots?

I guess it's AI, isn't it?

Too many coins everywhere. They don't even do anything. How did I fall off? I don't even understand.

He just appeared out of nowhere. That was so stupid. This game's a load of bollocks sometimes, really.

I can't catch up. Gotta pop the magic bullet.

Otherwise, I'm never gonna catch up.

Doing pretty good.

First place.

Oh, you prick, took my double items.

Oh, you stupid car.

嗯。

They haven't really added any new interesting power-ups. They've added a few new ones, but they just do the same things the other ones did. Like the giant one basically just does the same as the invincible star,

and they've got the food power-ups, but they're just basically boosts like the mushrooms.

And they got rid of the fly— was it Venus flytrap plant one?

Why'd they get rid of that?

Oh, I'm gonna lose. No. Oh, I'm gonna win 4th. I'm still in. I managed to survive until the end.

Now to get first place.

Second place,

second place, not bad.

Second best out of 24 people.

Who's Valkyrie? I don't know who you're talking about.

One more game

and then I'm done.

You bastard.

This

bullet thing's so OP.

Fuck off! Oh my God,

can't even move.

嗯。

Mhm. First place, suck it,

losers.

I'm so far ahead now.

I'm so far ahead. That

was the perfect combo. Invincible to lightning, overtake everyone else, double boost.

Stupid turtle shell.

Even with that massive gain, still get overtaken.

Get all these.

I'm out.

It's over.

How many viewers are those? Oh, not many this time. Wow, you managed to stick through the Mario Kart segment.

Oh, you can— oh, send a voice message. What should I say? Oh, you could whisper. Wispy. They said wispy instead of whisper.

Or you can whisper if you like.

Or you can whisper if you like.

Oh my God,

Spanish girl suggesting we go to the same place I went to with the Indian girl.

Imagine Indian goes there again with another date.

I went there a couple weeks ago,

but we can go again.

Why are they obsessed with my car now? What do they want to know?

They're saying the screenshot was made up by Daniel. Oh my God, they're such fucking retards.

You're really cute too. I like your voice.

I don't know why I'm whispering.

Should I tell Spanish girl I went on a date there with someone else but I didn't like her?

I don't know why I'm whispering.

Do I sound hot? I don't know why I'm whispering.

I don't know why I'm whispering.

No, I've got a cute hot voice. Who said that I have a hot voice?

I forgot some girl I was talking to. It's too late, it's already sent.

Sounds psychotic.

Too late, it sent.

Maybe she likes psychotic sounding. I don't remember who said I have a nice voice.

I forgot.

Oh, it was Indian girl. Yeah, we did a phone call, didn't we?

The cross. Crucified.

The greatest sacrifice.

Oh God, Spanish girl suggesting we go swimming. Don't think I want to get my skeleton body out

on a first date.

My stick legs.

Girl,

I wish I had a body nice enough to feel confident in a swimsuit. It's my legs. My knees

and my calves look like actual sticks.

I mean, she likes going to Spain, so she's pretty used to Having a lot of skin out.

I used to hate going swimming at school.

It's so cold getting into the swimming pool. They give you a little paddling board and then you gotta paddle about.

All the kids would just kick their feet and splash water everywhere.

Yeah, I really don't want to go swimming on the first date. Maybe if we had sex already, then I wouldn't really care about getting my body out.

Biceps look good, but the rest— I don't really know. How can I get muscle on my legs or my knees? Like, this bit's fine, I guess, but then my knees are very tiny.

When it comes to my legs, they're more of a stamina endurance type than a powerhouse. I can walk 20,000 steps easy, but sprinting and squatting

What do you mean no you're not? I literally walked all the way to Kyoto from Osaka.

Talking about stamina and endurance, not sprinting or running.

Okay, you try walk to Kyoto from Osaka then.

Took me 10 hours.

To Kyoto is not 20K steps, way more.

Did you see Zelensky's suit he wore? Because he got

complained about for not wearing a suit. His suit was weird though. It was like black shirt with a black jacket and no tie.

He looked like a vampire.

He looked like that Count Dracula guy from Sesame Street. Why does he kind of look unknown, like a vampire sometimes?

Even his voice—he sounds like he's from Transylvania.

He's got such a weird sounding voice, like he's gonna suck on your blood.

It's so like like that.

嗯。

I don't know what Spanish Girl does to her phone. Sometimes I send her a message and it just says one gray tick, like she's turning off data or something,

or she's turning off her phone.

Who was I supposed to go to Bath with? Wasn't that Venus?

No, there was another girl. I said, oh, we— yeah, she said Bath is very romantic, and I said we could spend the night there, wink.

And then— yeah,

she didn't like that.

Who's Elisa? I don't know who you're talking about. I don't know a single one of these people you're name-dropping.

Kind of weird, Spanish girls suggesting we go swimming for the first date. I mean, when you're in the water, you can't really see each other's bodies because the water warps your body. And then you can kind of like bob up and down in the water, I guess, and talk and like splash each other for fun.

I can't believe she suggested we go to the same place I went to Indian girl with.

Alize? No, she would never date me.

She seems like such a SJW,

but she likes Count Dankula, so maybe not. I don't know. But she just thinks I'm like a weirdo, sex-obsessed lolcow to laugh at. I don't think she even sees me as a human being.

She used to be a viewer, like she used to follow my arcs, probably around the Chihiro phase. She said— I messaged her before on Instagram,

we talked a little bit. She said she met Count Dankula. And then I said, congrats on your channel growth.

Yeah, she used to be very tiny, like very couple thousand subs, and then she blew up. I think she's got like 200K now.

Everyone overtook me.

Everyone's bigger. Sora the troll blew past me. Joinin blew past me.

Rion Ishida, what happened to him?

I used to hate that Rion Ishida guy.

He's at 200K.

Weird thing is I still got more views than he does in total.

I got 40 million.

What happened to @SushiVlogs? Is he still stuck at 50K?

62K, still getting 30K views.

But no virals, but he's got like a strong audience that keep watching his same stuff over and over.

Maybe in a few years you might have 100K.

I have no idea who stalks me. People think— some of the stupid Reddit people think that I, I faked it all for content. I have no idea who it was. You think I would keep it a secret? Obviously I would have said, haha, I told you guys. No, I don't know who it was, and they didn't come

forward either. We'll never know.

I wonder if his channel is going to die before he gets more views than me in total.

I'm sitting at 40 million views,

he's got 22 million.

If his channel dies before he cracks 30 million, it's over.

Take him 10 years to get 10 million views with only 5K views.

Maybe my channel would still be like his if I didn't clickbait troll and make people hate me.

My channel might still be getting 30K views.

Maybe that Sushi Vlogs is that alternate reality where Imagine if I just did wholesome content, never did clickbait or raged at viewers and cheated.

The thing is, I mean, even if you cheat and some of the viewers know, as long as you just don't make a fucking video about it or even talk about it, most— the majority of the viewers wouldn't find out. It would only be like the hardcore small number of viewers who would know, but like the bulk of

the viewership wouldn't even know. My problem was I made a stupid video about every fucking thing I did.

Yeah, I always wonder what would have happened if I just didn't make all my controversial videos, didn't make videos about admitting that I cheated.

How would people even know that I cheated if I didn't say anything about it?

The Discord and hater community was tiny compared to my bulk viewership of like 50K people.

Yeah, I wish I just kept my mouth shut about a lot of things.

Could have prolonged the channel. I could still be getting 20K views now. I just— I don't really know what came first, me getting bored of it which made my views go down, or my views going down which made me feel bored of it. Like, if I felt confident I could still get 40K views, would I be like,

oh my God, I've got to make a video about this and that and this? I don't know.

When the Turkey Tom thing happened, I knew I could get more than 20K views, but I didn't really feel motivated. I was just like, uh, they're gonna go like all the others did.

Didn't really feel excited to start pumping out videos. Being all crazy again.

I think at some point you just kind of lose interest in making videos. Becomes a chore,

or you kind of grow out of it.

Wanting to be a YouTuber is something people find really cool when you're in your 20s.

You get past your mid-30s, you start feeling like, um, I wish I could do something,

uh, less cringe to make money.

Or if I was gonna make videos, I wish I could make videos about something less cringy.

I don't know, like about real estate or something.

Bitch, you would fuck everyone here. What, as revenge?

Daniel cheated on me, so I'm gonna fuck all his viewers as revenge.

One woman, 100 incels lining up outside the hotel room door. She'll be like Japan's Lily Phillips.

Japanese MILF versus 100 incels

line up to fuck Daniel's ex-wife.

Good thing she wasn't psycho enough to do anything like that.

That would be pretty disturbing.

I mean, she could have easily done something like that. She'd be like, well, you banged your viewer, I'm gonna bang your viewers too.

I can't really complain, can I? Both of us just banging my viewers. That'd be weird.

It's like we're both taking advantage of our YouTube audience.

What if she says, every time you have sex, you cheat on me with your viewer, I'm going to fuck one of your viewers too and film it?

For revenge.

I think I was already getting fed up making videos in 2019, it started to become like a chore. In 2018, I really enjoyed it, and by end of 2019, I was feeling like, oh God, I got to make another video. I know, I'll just do why I cheated on my wife, why my wife cheated on me. I

just ran out of content and then had to do all this cheating stuff.

I need toilet.

Oh God, getting pimples again.

I got to wake up early, I guess. It's coming

And go to bed soon.

Early morning, big day tomorrow.

Okay, I'm going to bed now. See ya tomorrow. Maybe.