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I went back home to England [PKcbFeHkkpc]
2018-12-24 · 15 min
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I'm back! I'm back where it all started in my garden. Who remembers this garden? This is, um, this is where I used to make my videos 3 years ago. Who remembers the garden vlogs when I used to make 40-minute-long rambling videos just pacing up and down my garden. Pretty sure there's, there's no one here who remembers that. This is where my channel began, basically. This is where I started doing my first videos. This is where I started making my first ex-girlfriend videos, where I started rambling about random topics. This is where I built my YouTube channel, pacing up and down Here. Hasn't really changed much, have to say. Looks exactly the same. My cat Toffee's not here anymore. That's a bit sad. I think it's been over a year since, since I've been here. I left, left last year in September, came to Japan, and now it's December, one year later. It's a bit strange to be home again. The plane flight was okay. It's about 13 hours. 3 hours to Hong Kong, then we had to stay— wait in Hong Kong for a few hours, and then 13-hour flight from Hong Kong to Heathrow, London. I know I look— I look terrible. I need to have a shower and I need to have a good night's sleep. I slept a bit on the plane, but not much.
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2:07–3:43 · rev_5d3200f7316de97bb580bc885f786fbb_0My neck...
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3:43–3:44 · rev_5d3200f7316de97bb580bc885f786fbb_1Neck was killing me. It wasn't a bad flight. There were no screaming kids. The food was okay. I didn't eat much because it makes me feel sick. And the weather in England is, as you can see, it's actually sunny. Fairly clear skies, no wind. It's a little bit chilly, a little bit cold, but not too cold. My mum's not here. She went to work, so hopefully she'll be back a bit later. Dad's here, my sister's here. It's just really weird to be back here. It feels like I never left. It feels like I never went to Japan. It feels like the past year was just a dream or some kind of nightmare. I'm not sure which. Um, the thing that's a bit scary right now is what if I don't want to leave again? What if I want to stay here? What if I don't want to go back to Japan? And this is Toffee's grave. Here lies of our beloved cats. From the left, we have PP, my granddad's cat. Middle one is Tiggs. She got hit by a car. And then Toffee. It's kind of strange not seeing him around the house because he's always been here, limping around on his 3 legs. He only, um, he passed away about a few months ago, I think. I feel kind of sad that I didn't make it home in time to see him one last time. Would have been nice to see him again. Hmm, I wonder what it looks like if I, if I dug it up and opened the box. Would it just be a skeleton, or would it still look like him? I'm pretty sure it'd be a skeleton by now. No, it hasn't been that long. Maybe they'd still be fur. I don't know. It's just been such a crazy year. So many things happened this year. I got married, I got my visa so I could live in Japan long term, my YouTube channel became really big. I left England last year, my channel only had about 2,000 subscribers. Now I'm back a little bit over a year later, my channel now has 85,000 subscribers. I can't believe how much it grew. I never expected my channel to even get more than 10,000 subscribers, to be honest. I know 85,000 might not seem like a huge amount compared to people who have a million subscribers or 500,000 subscribers, but 85,000 is a lot for me. I was never expecting to get so many. And I guess I just want to say thanks. I want to say thanks to everyone who who subscribed to me, who watches my videos, who made my dream of becoming self-employed a dream. I mean, a reality. Thank you for making my dream come true.
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3:45–6:40 · rev_5d3200f7316de97bb580bc885f786fbb_2Đúng không ạ? Anh có thể nói tiếng Việt không?
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6:42–6:45 · rev_5d3200f7316de97bb580bc885f786fbb_3Where are we going? What for?
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6:47–6:50 · rev_5d3200f7316de97bb580bc885f786fbb_4You don't bacon so early.
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6:50–6:54 · rev_5d3200f7316de97bb580bc885f786fbb_5Where's the bacon? It's not bacon; it's Italian ham, pancetta.
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6:55–7:01 · rev_5d3200f7316de97bb580bc885f786fbb_6You very cold.
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7:03–7:04 · rev_5d3200f7316de97bb580bc885f786fbb_7I'm so not cold today.
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7:04–7:06 · rev_5d3200f7316de97bb580bc885f786fbb_8I tell you have a bath when you arrive. You never see my pet. Who's saying?
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7:06–7:12 · rev_5d3200f7316de97bb580bc885f786fbb_9Which one is that one?
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7:12–7:15 · rev_5d3200f7316de97bb580bc885f786fbb_10I haven't finished that plate.
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7:16–7:18 · rev_5d3200f7316de97bb580bc885f786fbb_11Come wait.
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7:19–7:22 · rev_5d3200f7316de97bb580bc885f786fbb_12Daniel, stop!
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7:27–7:28 · rev_5d3200f7316de97bb580bc885f786fbb_13What?
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7:29–7:29 · rev_5d3200f7316de97bb580bc885f786fbb_14We look awful.
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7:30–7:31 · rev_5d3200f7316de97bb580bc885f786fbb_15Making also making a video. You're famous.
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7:31–7:36 · rev_5d3200f7316de97bb580bc885f786fbb_16Stop it!
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7:36–7:37 · rev_5d3200f7316de97bb580bc885f786fbb_17You're going to be famous.
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7:37–7:38 · rev_5d3200f7316de97bb580bc885f786fbb_18I'm going to be famous.
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7:39–7:39 · rev_5d3200f7316de97bb580bc885f786fbb_19Why?
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7:40–7:40 · rev_5d3200f7316de97bb580bc885f786fbb_20Make fool of yourself.
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7:40–7:41 · rev_5d3200f7316de97bb580bc885f786fbb_21Crazy.
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7:47–7:51 · rev_5d3200f7316de97bb580bc885f786fbb_22How are you anyway?
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7:52–7:53 · rev_5d3200f7316de97bb580bc885f786fbb_23Me?
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7:54–7:54 · rev_5d3200f7316de97bb580bc885f786fbb_24Why so many hours in the in the in the air? Hong Kong, Japan to Hong Kong is okay, but Hong Kong to is Hong Kong food nice? Did you go down and eat?
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7:55–8:07 · rev_5d3200f7316de97bb580bc885f786fbb_25Granny, for you.
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8:10–8:12 · rev_5d3200f7316de97bb580bc885f786fbb_26Granny, no, no, my lip is all— What drink you having? Hey, you can see that?
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8:12–8:21 · rev_5d3200f7316de97bb580bc885f786fbb_27Look, perception. Oh my God.
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8:22–8:30 · rev_5d3200f7316de97bb580bc885f786fbb_28Smoked bacon.
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8:51–8:51 · rev_5d3200f7316de97bb580bc885f786fbb_29I like smoked bacon.
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8:51–8:52 · rev_5d3200f7316de97bb580bc885f786fbb_30Smoked very salty.
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8:52–8:54 · rev_5d3200f7316de97bb580bc885f786fbb_31I like smoked bacon.
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8:54–8:55 · rev_5d3200f7316de97bb580bc885f786fbb_32No, smoked very salty. You sure?
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8:55–9:00 · rev_5d3200f7316de97bb580bc885f786fbb_33Yeah.
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9:00–9:01 · rev_5d3200f7316de97bb580bc885f786fbb_34So when I get delivered to my house?
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9:29–9:31 · rev_5d3200f7316de97bb580bc885f786fbb_35No, no, no more.
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9:32–9:33 · rev_5d3200f7316de97bb580bc885f786fbb_36I have to make sure.
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9:33–9:34 · rev_5d3200f7316de97bb580bc885f786fbb_37You take medication? No, about—
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9:42–9:44 · rev_5d3200f7316de97bb580bc885f786fbb_38oh, picture. It's not a picture, it's a video.
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9:44–9:49 · rev_5d3200f7316de97bb580bc885f786fbb_39Go and sit there with Sabrina.
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9:49–9:52 · rev_5d3200f7316de97bb580bc885f786fbb_40Where did they go?
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9:52–9:53 · rev_5d3200f7316de97bb580bc885f786fbb_41Because this television, then you sell me £100.
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9:53–9:55 · rev_5d3200f7316de97bb580bc885f786fbb_42It's a cheap old television.
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9:56–9:57 · rev_5d3200f7316de97bb580bc885f786fbb_43Then you sell me One hundred pound tradition. I give him hundred pound.
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9:57–10:01 · rev_5d3200f7316de97bb580bc885f786fbb_44No, no good.
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10:01–10:02 · rev_5d3200f7316de97bb580bc885f786fbb_45She's calling you. Me Mao. Me Mao.
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10:03–10:07 · rev_5d3200f7316de97bb580bc885f786fbb_46What's the matter, Mao?
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10:07–10:08 · rev_5d3200f7316de97bb580bc885f786fbb_47Come up. You don't know you. What's the matter, Mao?
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10:08–10:13 · rev_5d3200f7316de97bb580bc885f786fbb_48I put your horizon here. Yeah, yeah.
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10:15–10:20 · rev_5d3200f7316de97bb580bc885f786fbb_49Right, right on here.
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10:20–10:21 · rev_5d3200f7316de97bb580bc885f786fbb_50Mince pie.
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10:38–10:40 · rev_5d3200f7316de97bb580bc885f786fbb_51I try it first time. Famous British treat for Christmas. Right?
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10:40–10:56 · rev_5d3200f7316de97bb580bc885f786fbb_52Do you like it?
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10:58–11:03 · rev_5d3200f7316de97bb580bc885f786fbb_53Ten out of ten.
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11:08–11:08 · rev_5d3200f7316de97bb580bc885f786fbb_54Do you like it?
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11:09–11:11 · rev_5d3200f7316de97bb580bc885f786fbb_55Six.
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11:12–11:12 · rev_5d3200f7316de97bb580bc885f786fbb_56Six. 6 out of 10? Why don't you like it?
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11:13–11:19 · rev_5d3200f7316de97bb580bc885f786fbb_57What's this?
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11:19–11:22 · rev_5d3200f7316de97bb580bc885f786fbb_58Little bit sour taste.
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11:22–11:26 · rev_5d3200f7316de97bb580bc885f786fbb_59Sour?
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11:26–11:27 · rev_5d3200f7316de97bb580bc885f786fbb_60Ah, you try.
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11:27–11:31 · rev_5d3200f7316de97bb580bc885f786fbb_61Tastes good.
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11:41–11:44 · rev_5d3200f7316de97bb580bc885f786fbb_62No makeup now.
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11:52–11:53 · rev_5d3200f7316de97bb580bc885f786fbb_63Me too.
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11:56–11:57 · rev_5d3200f7316de97bb580bc885f786fbb_64Mmm.
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12:09–12:11 · rev_5d3200f7316de97bb580bc885f786fbb_65I think this is not popular in Japan. This is— this would be not popular.
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12:15–12:24 · rev_5d3200f7316de97bb580bc885f786fbb_66Because they're weird.
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12:24–12:26 · rev_5d3200f7316de97bb580bc885f786fbb_67No, why?
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12:26–12:27 · rev_5d3200f7316de97bb580bc885f786fbb_68They don't know what good food tastes like. Mince pie is good food. Pot noodle is good food. Shepherd's pie is good food.
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12:27–12:40 · rev_5d3200f7316de97bb580bc885f786fbb_69Cup noodle is better.
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12:40–12:42 · rev_5d3200f7316de97bb580bc885f786fbb_70No, English food is the best.
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12:42–12:44 · rev_5d3200f7316de97bb580bc885f786fbb_71Cup noodle is better than pot noodle.
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12:44–12:48 · rev_5d3200f7316de97bb580bc885f786fbb_72Japanese people don't know how to enjoy good food. She doesn't like mince Everyone loves mince pies. What's wrong with you? Your tongue's broken.
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12:48–13:09 · rev_5d3200f7316de97bb580bc885f786fbb_73I prefer chocolate.
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13:09–13:13 · rev_5d3200f7316de97bb580bc885f786fbb_74Go to the hospital.
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13:13–13:16 · rev_5d3200f7316de97bb580bc885f786fbb_75You go to mental hospital. Colting is colting like Oh, we found our box of photographs. Oh, Daniel, Daniel, it's me.
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13:16–13:38 · rev_5d3200f7316de97bb580bc885f786fbb_76This is PP.
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13:57–13:58 · rev_5d3200f7316de97bb580bc885f786fbb_77PP?
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13:58–14:00 · rev_5d3200f7316de97bb580bc885f786fbb_78PP the cat.
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14:00–14:01 · rev_5d3200f7316de97bb580bc885f786fbb_79Oh, you're cute.
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14:01–14:05 · rev_5d3200f7316de97bb580bc885f786fbb_80It's me. Look at all my friends. They're not my friends; they're my cousins. That's George and Alex and me. How stupid my hair looks!
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14:05–14:28 · rev_5d3200f7316de97bb580bc885f786fbb_81How old was were you?
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14:29–14:31 · rev_5d3200f7316de97bb580bc885f786fbb_82I think I was fifteen. No, maybe sixteen. Sixteen or seventeen.
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14:31–14:40 · rev_5d3200f7316de97bb580bc885f786fbb_83When they saw 우리 나와 안古い 비디오 미见.
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14:41–14:44 · rev_5d3200f7316de97bb580bc885f786fbb_84Tix, Tix the cat.
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14:48–14:50 · rev_5d3200f7316de97bb580bc885f786fbb_85First cat?
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14:50–14:51 · rev_5d3200f7316de97bb580bc885f786fbb_86Second? No, third cat.
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14:52–14:53 · rev_5d3200f7316de97bb580bc885f786fbb_87Thirty-eight, same age.
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14:55–14:56 · rev_5d3200f7316de97bb580bc885f786fbb_88Thirty-seven.
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14:56–14:56 · rev_5d3200f7316de97bb580bc885f786fbb_89Almost same age.
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