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Your stream was dead on YouTube. Yeah, maybe. I remember getting like 80 viewers before I started talking about moving to Thailand.

But the thing is, on YouTube, I don't know, it feels like there's a bigger pool of people to pull from,

although most of them are not even there, really.

You're saying the chat carries your whole show? Well, yeah, if the chat's dead, I feel like I'm talking to nobody. So I feel like, what? I don't know what to talk about. Like talking to a wall without chat. I'm like just talking to no one.

Half the, you know, most of the stuff I'm talking about is in response to what is said in the chat.

When I run out of things to say, I'm just replying to stuff, really.

Where's our cut? Uh, you get the channel points. Very useful and valuable.

Give us something to talk about. Well, that's the problem.

Uh, maybe if I— I mean, Blood Bucket and Sunny didn't appear, and they only appeared when I suddenly went to Japan.

So maybe if I suddenly go somewhere again, there'd be some new people popping up.

But there's no one here

apart from that guy who lived in Bude who said he wanted to meet, but I wasn't interested.

The bonsai guy that I only watched because I was in his town and then disappeared.

No, I don't want to meet guys. Boring.

No sex as well.

Oh wow, thanks so much. You're an adult, you need to take some initiative and find out who to call to get her money. You're not 18 years old anymore. You moved out of your mum's, own your own place. You need to find out who to contact to get this stuff done. No, I just need to wait until

next week. Banks are slow, especially these boomer banks like Lloyds or HSBC. Run by a bunch of boomers, probably still using fax machines.

We need to use one of these cool new fintech banks like Monzo or something.

Maybe when I get my money, I'd be like, oh my God, it actually came. Let's go.

Kit Hill Part 3.

Yeah,

Nationwide is such a boomer bank. You gotta have a stupid little card reader made out of plastic to do large transactions. So what I do is, you know, I can't pay rent using my Nationwide bank account because it won't let me send or transfer such a big amount of money without my card reader. And I don't have

my card reader and my mum didn't send me my new one that I had ordered. So I send my money from my Nationwide to my Revolut and then from my Revolut I send it to my landlord because Revolut doesn't make you use stupid plastic card reader. It's so dumb, isn't it? It's my money, just let me send

it. I want to send my money, stop making me use stupid little toy plastic thing. I hate that card reader thing, and Nationwide keeps blocking my card when I buy stuff overseas, and then they also charge you 3% currency conversion.

The app's really slow and rubbish. Revolut's so much better, and on Revolut you can buy crypto.

Card reader is like a little— it looks like a calculator. You slot your card into it and then you enter the reference number to confirm the transaction. It's really annoying.

My one ran out of battery and I think I lost it or something.

I had a new one sent, but they sent it to my mum's house and then she didn't send— my mum doesn't send me my stuff anymore. At least we're not talking, but at least send me my fucking stuff. Is it hard? Where's my Amex credit card? Just put it in the post, send it to me. I shouldn't

have to ask.

Being a baby.

Didn't even say, oh, Daniel, your Amex credit card's here. My sister didn't even mention it. But she sent me a message when 23andMe sent me a letter because they're filing for bankruptcy.

You blocked her? Yeah, but she could tell my sister. My sister can tell me. And my sister told me I got a letter from 23andMe saying my personal detail, my personal info is changing ownership.

You know, 23andMe is filing for bankruptcy.

That guy Kyokushin Gaming from 2017 would be like, oh, I told you so. Kyokushin Gaming, the first hater. I remember him. There was a time when I didn't get any hate comments, believe it or not. Back when I had about 150 subs,

2016. I remember the first hate comment. It was by him. He finally was the first one who finally got fed up with my nonstop whining.

And then he had a go at me when I got the 23andMe DNA test. He was like, you idiot. Now the Canadian government own your DNA or whatever. I think it's Canadian.

That was my first taste of hate.

Because I used to whine about the Nepalese guy all the time.

And I didn't realize people would say— I didn't realize people would take his side and start saying I was in the wrong.

Because from my point of view, he was evil and I was good. But from a lot of people's point of view, I'm the lazy bum who didn't do his job properly. And here was a good hard worker setting me straight.

So now I think the American government owns my DNA or something like that. That's what the letter was about.

Nepalese guy was a very hard worker from a third world country where they work hard, not smart. He had old world traditions and values even though he was younger than me. He wore a fancy big watch on his little skinny arm. I was thinking, he's a big man. Well, he's still working in the petrol station, isn't he?

10 years later.

How come you decided to stream after all? Well, I wasn't going to take the whole day off. Just took half the day off.

Need a bit of a break.

So what I realized 2 days ago was,

um,

Kick can tell what's going on in the stream and they can switch off the revenue thingy. Like when I was in the car, the phone fell on the ground and it was a black screen. They somehow they can tell and they change the category so I don't make any money.

So I can't just like leave the stream. They will know. So I'm forced. I have to sit here and endlessly talk

and be present. Like, I can't just say, well, I'm going to go have a 1-hour bath. See ya. So I can't do that. It's not like YouTube where I basically on YouTube I can do whatever I want. YouTube doesn't care. But this is slightly different because yeah, they're paying me good money.

So when the phone fell on the floor, I think— I don't know if it was a black screen or it actually disconnected. For like 30 minutes and then my category got changed and I didn't make any money.

It did both. Yeah, maybe that's why I'm thinking of cutting out the driving bits and figuring out a way using remote control access to drive there alone and then starting the stream when I get there. That's what I was going to do today, but the weather was so bad I couldn't do it.

The app seems pretty good. Just streams your laptop desktop to your phone.

Just gotta make sure I have access and it's connected before I leave.

What? I was not not talking for an hour. I not talked for like 5 minutes. Because my mind went blank.

Who's Shako Mako?

It was not an hour. Oh, come on. An hour? Really? It was like 5 minutes max. You're exaggerating.

Crypt bailed. Uh, she said she has a herniated disc.

So you got a herniated disc from carrying a canoe on a desert island. Yeah, what kind of canoe you're carrying? Blown out back, blown out by big canoe on deserted island. I'm sure it wasn't a black banana.

What's she doing on this deserted island? Why is it deserted?

Weird.

The weather's so bad, I can hear the wind nonstop all day.

If I went out, it would just be constant wind noise and me complaining about it.

Change sub goal. What did it even get to? 14 out of 100. Sub goal scammed.

But why don't you send me a windsock if you want me to use it so much?

I feel like things have gone downhill since she went to that camp. Things were— I think things peaked with the moon thingy. And then been downhill since the Moon thingy. I think Moon versus Crypts was like peak girl drama that we had.

Well, I could drive there and just sit in the car, but that'd be boring.

And I think if the mood's off, maybe I shouldn't force myself to go out. I think I should want to go out. I don't really want to go out today. The mood is off. The mood is dead.

Crypt hasn't been active on Discord. Last time she was active was about 26th of June.

Should have returned parcels days ago.

I'm pretty sure I started building the box for the monitor the day after it broke, and then I took it to the post office the next day, and then they said no because I didn't have a label. And then I had to order a printer, and then I couldn't take it on Saturday because it was too late

by then, and then I couldn't take it today because post office closed on Sunday. So I'm gonna go take it tomorrow. Maybe we start an early stream.

Yeah, maybe I message Kbug telling her that Crypt might not be coming. Do you want to come first? And then see what excuse she comes up with. All these girls are nonstop making excuses, aren't they?

None of them want to just take the initiative and come get my date.

What if I pay them some money? Like £1,000?

I'd pay £1,000 to bang— hmm, Rowan was pretty cute, but she's got a boyfriend now.

No, I'm not an escort. I'd rather bang my own viewers instead of boring escorts. Rubbish.

You lost Moon? No, she lost me by being too naggy, nagging me all the time.

No, what happens is women say a bunch of stuff and then I'm like, okay, sure, I'll believe it when it happens. But then I start getting a bit excited about it and start looking forward forward to it. And then I'm like hooked. Like, okay, now I'm believing it. And then they do a reverse uno and ditch me

and I'm annoyed and I'm like, oh, fuck's sake. Knew it was too good to be true.

Well, I'm not preying on my audience. I'm just saying, if you're a girl and you like me, then I would probably have sex with you. What's wrong with that?

And don't say, oh, I have— I have the power of influence. No, I don't. I've got like 1,000 followers on Kick and I've got a dead YouTube channel and I barely get 100 viewers when I stream. How? It's not like I'm some famous superstar like LeBron. Using my fame and power. But maybe that applies if you're a

big YouTuber. I'm a nobody. There's Instagram girls got more followers than me.

So what power do I have exerting over people?

I don't have any power. I used to, like 2018, 2019. Maybe you could argue I had some kind of influencer power. Not anymore. No one gives a crap about my opinions or what I have to say.

Asmongold says anything about anything and he gets a bazillion views and everyone's like, oh wow, Asmongold, that was a really good take. I respect you more now. I was surprised with your take on this. Now I respect you more. Here, have some money.

Every take he has People like falling in love with him more with Asmongold.

With me, it doesn't matter what I say, no one cares.

He talks about things that are trending. Yeah, I guess so. I tried watching it, it's so boring. He's currently going on about some long-haired gamer tech guy who has controversy about some take on the gaming industry. It's so boring. Who fucking cares if you own your games or not? If as long as I can play the game,

I don't care if I own it or not.

I just want to play it. I don't want to

I don't know, hang it on my wall.

You don't have to own stuff to enjoy it. I don't own my house, but I enjoy it.

Technically, I don't own my car. Well, I mean, technically I do own it. It's in my name, but I didn't pay for it. My mum paid for most of it.

My car now.

That was a pretty good move before the fallout.

I'll pay her back as soon as PayKick pays me my money. And after I've paid off my credit card overdraft, Amazon payments, IKEA loan, and built an emergency fund and overdraft buffer. And also I got fund Me and AJ's trip to Thailand. That's if AJ's still up for it. I mean, November is pretty far away. Anything could

happen. Like she get a boyfriend, or maybe she lose interest, or she finds the bullying too toxic. I don't know. Anything could happen.

Why doesn't she pay herself? Well, I offered as a gesture of goodwill.

To sweeten the deal,

go to Indonesia. She said she's going to Indonesia in October, didn't she?

I don't know, maybe.

What if there's no internet? Like, what if these Indonesian islands are nice and everything, but they're so remote there's no internet? And my Bella box isn't going to work. Imagine there's only internet in the hotel and I have to only stream in the hotel.

What does she having a boyfriend have to do with anything? Because if she has a boyfriend, obviously she's not going to start meeting other guys.

I think she does go— she goes to Lombok, some place called Lombok, a lot. She said it's really good.

Yeah, so don't ever say I don't do favors for friends. I will bankroll the trip in exchange for her coming on stream and we make some content.

Although it probably wouldn't be £1,000 worth of content unless we did it every day.

I don't know, how expensive would it be?

Well, I'll pay for a hotel if she stays in my one. I'll get a multiple room penthouse suite.

Sunny was waiting for Daniel to ask her to be his girlfriend. Yeah, she got so mad about that.

I was never going to ask because I thought, you don't have to ask. You just assume that you are my girlfriend from what we're doing. It's pretty obvious, isn't it? I never asked anyone to be my girlfriend before. It just— it like naturally slipped into place that we are girlfriend and boyfriend. I have never had to say,

will you be my girlfriend? Like a 10-year-old kid. Are we girlfriend and boyfriend now? You just assume the position that you are the girlfriend since you come over all the time. We're having sex and I'm not seeing any other women and you're not seeing any other guys. That just means you're my girlfriend. But she's got like this

weird thing with labeling.

She said her ex cheated on her. And used the, oh well, you weren't technically my girlfriend as an excuse. So now she's triggered by it.

And then I finally said, okay, well, will you be my girlfriend? And then she said yes in January. It didn't even last 3 months. We lasted together longer as not girlfriend and boyfriend than we did as girlfriend and boyfriend.

Also in January, after we had that other fight. Remember the other fight we had around Christmas because I got sick and didn't reply to her for one day and then she got all mad and said she had a job interview and then she canceled the job interview last minute and came over anyway.

And it was that point we had the serious talk and we did the love language test. And then we found out so much about each other, but it didn't make any difference anyway.

That's what I'm saying. Sometimes you find out about stuff and it still doesn't make any difference. So what's the point getting checked for autism? You either have it or you don't. Even if you know you have it, it doesn't change anything.

So her love language was words of affirmation. She craves validation and compliments and being told that she's good at stuff. And my love language is physical touch. So basically I just want to hug and have sex and hold hands and kiss, and I don't give a shit about words of affirmation. Her second thing was gift giving. Gift

giving was a massive part of her love language. I hate gift giving. I hate getting gifts and I hate giving gifts because most of the time people don't get me stuff I actually want, and then I'm just stuck with a bunch of stuff. That I don't need or want. And then I feel guilty because they got me

this thing and I don't actually like it. And now I've got to pretend I like it. And I hate giving gifts because I don't know what to get them. Now I've got to stress out about getting a gift. Otherwise they're going to think, oh, he doesn't love me.

I hate gift giving.

Really hate gift giving. Like, maybe if I see something that catches my eye and reminds me of you, I'll get it and it'll be like a nice little surprise. So I don't like feeling like I'm forced to get a gift just because it's Valentine's Day or your birthday or this or that. I like it when you spontaneously

just see, oh, that looks like something she would like. I'll get that. And then I guess you save it for the special days and then give it to them then.

But it's hard. It's hard when it's forced. You have to rush out and get something.

I got Fasta the 7-Eleven cheesecake. I also got her a little candle and I stuck it in the cheesecake.

She was like, thank you, baby. I think she just gave up at that point and thought, well, if I'm going to be with Daniel, I guess this is what he's like.

She just gave up. Did you think she actually thought I was giving her the iPhone at Christmas? Do you remember I vlogged us at the restaurant after I bought the iPhone 15 and I pretended it was for her? I was like, open this box and I was filming it. There's no way she actually thought I bought it.

No way.

Why would I buy her a brand new iPhone when she's already got one?

I just wanted to open it to get her reaction on camera.

And going from— she had an iPhone 13 Max. Going from that to the iPhone 15, there would be nothing different. There's nothing at all. Titanium frame or car crash detection mode. Maybe she does need that. It'll just be a meaningless upgrade. Waste my money. Not even notice any difference. iPhone barely. Maybe iPhone 12 mini to iPhone 17

would be a big step up, but I still feel pretty happy with my iPhone 12 mini, to be honest. Apart from the battery life,

I thought there's no way she actually thinks I got her the iPhone.

Well, I did buy Chihiro that Apple Watch, didn't I? That was probably the best expensive gift I've ever gotten a woman. And we weren't even together. She divorced me already, but I still got her the best gift I've ever given her.

Chihiro was really happy when I got her that Apple Watch.

She thought you really cared. What, because I bought her a phone? That she doesn't need.

I liked it when we went to the Western Intercontinental Hotel restaurant buffet and I finally got my turkey. I got turkey, roast potatoes.

I really wanted a turkey. If we had crab and orange liquid for Christmas dinner, I would rage. That is not Christmassy. We need turkey and stuffing and sausages and potatoes.

Yeah, that place, we had to book it and then wait around for a few hours, but it was quite nice, I guess.

I like the buffet.

Why am I sick in the head? Talking rubbish. I paid loads of stuff for her, like trip to Vietnam, trip to Japan.

You've had your iPhone almost 5 years. Yeah, longer than any girlfriend I've ever had. My iPhone's lasted longer than any ex. How many girlfriends have I had whilst having the iPhone 12 mini?

2, 3, 4, 5. Jesus Christ.

Um, Mila, the 2 ginger girlfriends, Faster, Sunny. The iPhone 12 mini outlasted 5 girlfriends.

When am I going back on YouTube? I don't know. I thought maybe I should do a 1-2 hour special stream on YouTube.

I don't know.

Upgrade your tech. I want to get the new Samsung flip phone. Make one video a week. I don't know what to make a video about. I thought maybe I edit some of my stream footage, but there's nothing to edit. It's all just me walking around in the middle of nowhere going,

wow, grass. There's nothing clip-worthy. There's nothing that actually happens.

Maybe when I got scared by the sheep was quite funny.

Or I could just upload 30-minute segments of me walking around in the middle of nowhere.

Yeah, very tough. I don't really have any topics I want to talk about for a video. There's been no drama. I've got no big life updates or changes.

Biggest thing is I got to send the monitor back to the post office, to Amazon. And then also a Thai Elite visa. It seems like I won't be able to get that.

Yeah, disappointing with the Thai Elite because I went to Thai school and I had an educational visa. They want extra documents to prove that it was legit.

Why don't they just phone up the school and ask them? They want me to provide the school certificate and my enrollment certificate. I don't have all this stuff.

I don't have anything paper. I've got some emails.

I got some emails saying

Random stuff.

Yeah, so probably Thai Elite Visa is not possible. It's also really expensive.

Maybe I have to phone up the school and ask for certificates or just send them an email.

Well, I guess I could always go as a tourist and sign up at a school again. Now I've got money. Get another 1-year visa. Ditch this house. Ditch this house in winter and come back a year later. The neighbors would be like, well, I haven't seen Daniel in a while. Has he died in his house? His car's

still there. They'll just never see me. But I think I'm still here. I could literally just die in the house and no one would know.

Who would even know? Or if I'm just collapsed in the conservatory after wanking too much. Like, what if I get anally penetrated by Bobby and then I bleed out and die whilst being blit on his cock?

Like, what if it— like the metal rod, what if it just snaps and then lacerates my insides and I can't get out of it because it's too painful? And then I just bleed out.

I guess I'd start screaming. I'd be like, help! Help! They'd definitely hear me. And then what? They come into my house and I'm butt naked riding a dildo with blood pouring out my anus.

Well, there's a metal rod inside of the dick, so if the rubber breaks and I don't know, like, I don't know, it snaps or something. I got a bit of metal stuck up my bumhole.

That would be a pretty embarrassing way to go.

Impaled on a 12-inch dildo.

Imagine that's how I die.

Died doing the thingy love. Yeah, that's what I just said. Just said it.

Died from gay dildo sex.

I had a male sex torso in Manchester 2021 and it had a metal dick as well. And the rubber tip, uh, tore and the metal rod was exposed. But luckily it tore before I put it up my bum.

But that would be dangerous.

I don't know why they make it out of metal. Can't they just use harder rubber for the inner bit of the dildo with softer rubber on the outside? It's kind of silly.

Let's see what the weather's like. It looks like next week might be sunnier. Wow, 27 degrees on Friday. Monday says raining and cloudy, but from Tuesday it says sunny.

So tomorrow I guess we start stream early because I want to get to the post office as early as possible.

I think— hmm, I don't know if I want to start the stream at the house or start it when I get there.

It just seems kind of stressful trying to set the stream up in the car in case anything goes wrong. It shouldn't do though.

Start it in the house. I'm just worried.

I don't know, last time was a disaster. The camera fell over, it disconnected the whole time.

No, I can't interact with the chat when I'm driving. I'd get in trouble. I've got to ignore the chat.

Yeah, everything went so wrong the other day.

I'm thinking I go to the post office and then go somewhere. Not straight back home, but where would be nearby from Oakhampton?

Maybe the moors. Maybe the moors again. Oh yeah, the reservoir. What about back to the bog hill?

Reservoirs near Oakhampton or Oakhampton Castle, but that's closed. I could sneak in.

Sausage mission not completed. Yeah, ever since, um, I failed to get the Savaloy, AJ stopped showing up.

Maybe I start the stream in the house. I don't know.

I've kind of given up on the Savile, I think. All the chip shops open really late. 5 PM, 6 PM.

Lydford Gorge.

Hmm, but not if it's bad weather on Monday.

Yeah, I want to go to Lydford Gorge.

I don't know. I'm just nervous about using the Bella Box because I've never used it before. And what if it goes wrong whilst I'm driving?

I think I'll drive there alone, park, and then set up the stream. It shouldn't be hard. Really, I should set everything up apart from pressing the go live button, and then all I have to do is press go live from my phone.

Should be fine.

I'm afraid everything goes wrong and I have a meltdown in the car park and then I can't buy— I think, I don't know if I can't park outside of the post office.

I have tested it at home.

Today I had a problem where I couldn't connect my phone to it, but I figured out how to fix it.

Fire it up now.

Could do,

could do.

Car should be fully charged almost.

If only there were places to walk nearby my house. But there's nowhere. There's just roads and they're like 60 miles per hour country roads without any footpath. Some of them quite narrow roads as well.

Yeah, I have parking anxiety.

I hate parking. My favorite thing is when you get a massive car park, big and open, no parking ticket thingy.

One time I took Sunny— no, one time I picked Sunny up from work and for some reason she was really late coming out. She said, okay, I'm finished. I was at the Tesla Supercharger charging my car and she messaged me saying, I'll be finished in 15 minutes. Can you start driving now? So you're outside waiting. So I

said, okay. And I get there and she's not out there and I wait for like half an hour and she's still not out. And then she says, sorry, I thought we're finishing now, but everyone's standing around chatting. I end up waiting outside her workplace for nearly an hour, getting nervous because I wasn't parked. I was like, just

parked my car in the turning circle. Because there was no parking at her work. And then the ticket warden came, tapped on my window, and I was thinking, oh my God, ticket warden's going to come. I say to Sunny, you've got to come out quickly, the ticket warden's going to come. And then he came and tapped on

my window, but luckily he didn't give me a fine. He said— I said, I'm just waiting to pick someone up. He doesn't know that I was waiting there for an hour. I was getting really stressed out.

So he just said move the car over there into the bay. So you're supposed to buy a ticket though to park in the bay.

God, she took like 45 minutes to come out from when she told me to come and pick her up. I was getting so anxious.

Oh God, what a stupid workplace doesn't have a car park. You know, she has to— she has to park her car in a car park that's about half an hour walk away from where she works. Isn't that so stupid? And it costs £10. She has to pay £10 a day parking to leave her car parked there all

day. That's insane.

And then she has to walk all the way there. Imagine it's raining and stuff. It takes an hour to drive to work and then she's got to walk half an hour to the office. And she does that every day. That's crazy.

So she kept asking me to give her a lift when she first started, and it was annoying because I just started working for Every. So I had to drive an hour to Exeter and then an hour back and charge my car for half an hour and then go to work and then do my shift and then charge

my car again so I could make the trip to Exeter and then pick her up and then charge it again. I picked her up and we had to go charge the car and we were sitting there. It was like 7 p.m. She hated it. She was like, I would never get an electric car. She hated my car

so much. It was so annoying though. I had to charge my car 3 times in a day. Go to Exeter, back from Exeter, work. Go back to Exeter and then back from Exeter to pick her up.

I had to go to the Tesla Supercharger twice in a day. It cost me like £20 charging and she didn't even give me the money for it.

Such ingratitude.

It was the worst day ever. My first Or second day at Every. It was pouring down with rain all day. I got absolutely soaked. My phones got wet. I couldn't charge my phone. My iPhone died so I couldn't text her. So I text my mum on my other phone, can you tell Sunny I'm going to be late?

So my mum's texting her for me and texting me for her. And then I've still got 10, 15 parcels left and it's already 6 p.m. when I was supposed to pick her up. And I'm freaking the fuck out and my car battery's draining and I'm soaked head to toe

and I couldn't charge my phones because the ports got wet. It was the worst day of my whole life

and I was scared Sunny was going to rage at me because I made her wait so long. She was waiting on the street Like a— so she, she wasn't allowed to wait in the office because they have to lock it up. And it was like 7 p.m. and she finishes at 5-ish. And I finally get there at

nearly 7 and she was just waiting on the street.

I was scared she was going to be mad. I thought, why don't you just get the bus home or something? Or can't your sister or your mum come pick you up?

Jesus, not very reliable, is it, when you've got an electric car and you need to do emergency trips that you didn't plan for?

At least you got Tesla Superchargers, you can do a quick top-up, but still, quick is like 30 minutes.

And the American girl's still messaging me. She said, do you actually have an OnlyFans? Yeah, I thought you knew.

I'm saying this in like the least perverted way possible, but also like kind of morbidly curious because I feel like it would cross the boundary if I signed up to your OnlyFans because that would be weird, right? Uh, if you want to sign up, I wouldn't mind. But there's leaks.

But there's leaks out there anyway. I mean, why does she want to sign up? Does she want to see my dick?

Oh my God, what the fuck? Stupid music. Who is she? She is an American girl I used to chat to many years ago, and now she's suddenly chatting to me again.

And now she's interested in looking at my OnlyFans.

That's one plus customer. I mean, it's $8 after OnlyFans fees. If she wants to see my dick, I'll probably just send her one right now.

I'll send you one right now for free. Wink.

I can send you one.

Right now for free, wink.

She said, curious what girls pay for that.

Yeah, I'd just send

pics for free if the girls

Interested. Yeah. If a girl's interested and she wants to see my dick, I'll just send her a picture of my dick. I'm not going to be like, oh, here's my OnlyFans. $10, by the way.

I want to show them my dick because she's a girl. I don't care about guys. Like, guys can pay. But if it's a girl, I'll show it to you for free

so you can, like, get an idea of what you're missing out on. I mean, maybe they see the dick and they're like, oh, wow. And then they want to meet.

Let AJ pay her ticket herself. How much is a ticket from New Zealand to Thailand? It can't be that much. I don't really want to send her money. The way I would do it is,

um, like I would book the hotel and then let her in, I guess.

But I don't know how I'd pay for a ticket unless I actually sent her the money or bought the ticket in her name, which would be kind of weird because I'd need her passport info and everything.

Like, maybe I'd be a bit scared if I send the money and she ghosted.

Let me ask AI how much for flights from New Zealand to Bangkok. Although she won't be in New Zealand, she'd be in Indonesia, wouldn't she?

Okay, what about from—

because I think she's thinking of flying from Indonesia to Thailand.

It'd be pretty cheap, wouldn't it? Yeah, it's like $150. Thailand and Indonesia, pretty close together.

Oh, she has a crush on me.

Plus, you only like Asian girls.

Only liking Asian girls is outdated info, lol. I've had loads of

white girlfriends recently.

Just broke up with a white girl we dated one year.

Recently. I don't know why so many people from the old days, like 2017, '18, they think I only like Asian girls. As if the hottest white girl would flirt with me and I'd be like, nope, sorry, only Asian girls. What?

I'd bang anything that moves as long as she's not fat and ugly.

I mean, it's still pretty bang anyway, even if they are fat and ugly.

You banged the Ashford Brits you said was fat. Yeah, I'd still bang even if they are fat.

I would actually bang anything.

Fat, ugly, and old. But Blood Bucket wasn't fat or ugly. Blood Bucket was, um, I thought she was quite good looking actually.

And her younger pics, she definitely looked quite good looking. It's just her style is not really my kind of thing. If she had normal style, she'd be way better looking.

She's asking me to rate her looks.

Why am I getting an erection now? Well, I've got a new girl already. I said you look way better than my ex. Now I'm starting to get kind of hard.

One girl out, new girls in. Now let's see if I can get her here from America.

She said, okay, I'll come visit. Uh-oh, Crypt's getting squeezed out by a new girl already. Better get that herniated disc fixed real quick. We got a new American girl. I actually don't even know what her name is.

Actually, what is her name? I don't even know what her name is. She said, I'm going to try and marry you cuz I want citizenship.

Oh, shit. Is she watching the stream? She just typed her name when I said that.

I think she's watching the stream.

Wait, I don't think she is watching the stream. She just said her name at the same time I said, what was her name?

Are you watching the stream? I don't think she's watching it.

No, I'm not gonna show her picture because last time I showed the British girl's picture and then I think people found her Instagram and then she blocked me.

Stupid trolls trying to ruin it.

What? She's from Canada too? Oh, you're kidding me. Really?

That's so weird. There's been a lot of Canadian girls recently that

have— that came from the Turkey Tom video about me.

Why are there so many Canadian girls? But this one's an OG. She's from like 2018 or something.

Is Turkey Tom Canadian?

She was supposed to visit me next month, but she said she herniated her back. Disc, so seems unlikely she can come.

Crip's too busy getting her back blown out on a deserted island. New girl's making a move.

Hmm, do I marry the Canadian slash American girl?

I think she's from Canada, but she grew up in the US. She's got dual citizenship. I didn't know you could do that. I didn't know Americans— I didn't know the USA let you have dual citizenship.

Toki Tom accidentally helped you attract more women. I don't know. There were maybe 5, but they've all disappeared apart from Crypt and AJ, and maybe Kbug is still around. I guess those are the only 3. Kbug, Crypt, and AJ. And then there was a bunch of other ones that I didn't even mention because it didn't go anywhere.

Like maybe 5 other ones that didn't go anywhere.

They sent some pics and I said, yeah, you're cute. They said they're from America and I was like, okay.

Is she trolling? Why is she saying she wants to marry me and get citizenship to live in England?

You hate America?

Hmm. I don't hate it. I just have no interest in it. I don't hate American girls. It's just I don't want to go to America. If the American girl was in the UK, that'd be great. But it's like almost all American girls are in America.

Unfortunately. So as soon as they say, I'm American, I'm like, oh my God,

I'm not going to America.

So does she like zoos or not? I don't know. A lot of people don't like zoos. They get mad if I go to a zoo. I get viewers mad about it. Like, do you remember I went to the owl cafe with Blood Bucket and there were a lot of viewers saying it's cruel and leave now, disappointed in

you, Daniel. So if she likes animals, is she anti or pro zoo?

I guess it was kind of sad seeing the owls chained up like that.

I never really looked at it that way before.

Let me ask you, are you anti or pro zoo?

I get viewers upset with me if I go to a zoo or animal cafe.

Like an aquarium. People— I've never seen anyone get upset at an aquarium,

but they get upset over zoos. She said she's pro-zoo. Are you pro-zoo? Anti-zoo?

She says anti-dolphinariums.

Okay, I won't take you to any dolphinariums. Don't even know what that is. Isn't it just an aquarium?

She just spawned, is already dictating his life decisions. She actually messaged me a month ago, but I ignored it and I started replying today.

Now she's saying she wants to marry me and become my next girlfriend. I guess she'd be my wife, wouldn't she?

Yeah, there's a zoo. There's Devon Wildlife Zoo. They've got big cats. And there's another one. I took pictures of the map. Where is it?

She replies really quick. I like her eagerness. Yeah, there's 2 kind of like cat sanctuary things.

When are we getting married?

Um, I think we need to meet first

and have a night of passion. What's that? I think— is she being serious or is she trolling?

Have I seen her? Yeah, she's pretty cute.

She looks tiny, like short and small. I think we need to meet first and

Spend some nights together.

Maybe she's autistic.

I need to take her out for a test drive. Also, is she going to start nagging me like Moon did?

How old is she? I don't know, maybe 30s by now,

maybe late 20s.

I think most of my OG girl viewers are like 30s now. It's been 5, 7 years. If you started watching in 2018, it's been 7 years.

Some haters find your followers who are girls and pay for them to flirt with you to lead you on. Really? Actually, I think I know one girl who did that. The Swedish girl. I reckon she was paid to set me up. That was still really weird. I don't know what happened. I met this Swedish girl in Osaka.

I think it was 2019.

And we walked around

and I tried to take her to a love hotel, but she said no. So I said, okay, well, I'm going to go then. And so I left her. And then afterwards I got a message and it was a photo of us from behind walking together. And then the guy said, Send me £1,000 now, Daniel, or else I'm

going to leak the photo and you can say goodbye to your marriage and visa. So I called his bluff and I said, whatever, I'll leak it myself and make a video about it. So I told Chihiro what happened before she could find out otherwise in another way. And I made a video. She was mad. I stayed in

the Airbnb for a few nights by myself.

I reckon— do you think that's the same guy? Who paid the Swedish girl, where he said something like, I'll give you $1,000 if you go meet up with Daniel. But who took the photo? I wonder. Was it him?

Imagine thinking I value my marriage more than £1,000. Okay. You should have tried like £200 and I might have sent the money. As if I'm going to value my marriage more than £1,000.

When I know Chihiro would not leave me.

So actually, when I was like 22-ish,

I went to Vegas and— yeah, what? She got married before?

What? She said she got married before in Vegas.

She said, I wanted to marry you back in like something. Why does she have like a marriage thing? Why?

Do we have to get married though?

You could just

visit.

What's with the marriage stuff? The marriage fetish?

No, I will not get married.

Isn't there a visa or something?

I'm kind of scared of marriage since Chihiro.

It was stressful.

I think she just wants to live in the UK.

Hmm, isn't that illegal though?

Try looking locally. I've got to download the stupid apps again.

Why are there no viewers in Devon who are girls? We've got viewers in Devon who are guys.

It's weird, I seem to have almost no British girl viewers who want to meet, but then there's all these American and Canadian girls. For some reason,

Crip's going to lose her number one girl slot while she's having her back blown out on a deserted island with a canoe.

That's a sentence I thought I would never say.

I can't believe she literally got her back blown out. Her herniated disc. Oh my God. When's Crypt gonna show up? We need answers. We were promised hot boy summer in August with crazy content, OnlyFans. Now she's saying might take 2 months to recover.

Uh-oh. She said her ex was terrible. He could only do missionary.

Hmm. What's wrong with missionary?

Better not tell her I only do missionary too. I do missionary like 90% of the time. So if I'm having sex for half an hour, I'd say maybe 6 minutes doggy. I'd say like 2 minutes foreplay max,

maybe 5 minutes doggy, and then the remaining 22 minutes missionary until nut.

And I don't like the girl riding me

unless she's really tiny. Then maybe I can like lift her up like a sex doll.

If the girl's too big, I don't like it being on top.

And if she's not got a nice bum, I don't like doing doggy.

I like missionary most, but I know how to do like

4 types of missionary.

You got the frog leg style, frog style missionary. You've got like planking on top of her missionary. You've got half sit— I'm half sitting up and she's lying down missionary where you grab from the hips. And then you've got like, I don't know, what's it called?

Like the guy is sitting upright and he's leaning back with his arms braced, thrusting while she's on her back. That's kind of like missionary.

I do like the frog style legs where you like make your legs like that shape

whilst you pound. You last 30 minutes. Is that good or bad?

It depends how tired or how horny I am.

She said, are we sexting? Seems like it's going that way.

Oh no, I'm getting an erection on stream.

This is what happened with Moon.

Oh God, I haven't had sex in ages. A girl starts talking to me about sex, I get hard.

She said, are you still streaming? Yeah, I'm getting an erection on stream.

After I finished streaming, when I was talking to Moon, Moon used to ask me for like videos of me jerking off, and she didn't send me anything back. I sent her stuff. I kept saying, are you gonna send me stuff too? And she was like, oh, I'm embarrassed.

Red flag when they don't send anything back. Why? Because they're not serious. She also would send like a bum shot and then quickly delete it.

Well, I've got a lot of material because I, I do OnlyFans. I send her like the old recycled OnlyFans stuff. I said it's kind of gay because it was for OnlyFans. She said she didn't mind.

No, I don't do phone sex.

What do you mean? Phoning them up and hearing their voice and being like, say my name. Call me daddy. Nah, it's kind of cringe. I did it once with that Manchester girl.

It was— what the fuck's that? A fucking moth.

Where you going? I hate moths.

Where they keep coming from? All the doors are shut.

Moths are like ugly butterflies, and then when you whack them, they leave this weird dust on the thing you whacked it with.

Hmm, interesting. Got a new Canadian wife. She said she has to go.

New Canadian wife.

I wonder if she would actually come.

But I'm not getting married. She thinks I'm actually gonna get married.

Uh, I don't even know if I could get someone a spouse visa. How much money do you have to make a year to sponsor a spouse visa?

Crypt wants my baby. This one wants

My hand in marriage. So many suitors for a high-value man such as myself.

She said she wants to come visit, maybe November.

I'm planning to go to Thailand in November to escape the cold.

Do you not like Thailand?

Before November, I guess.

Maybe October or September.

He takes too long to close. Well, there's not really much I can do. I can't force them to come. They say they'll come, I say okay.

September should still be warm.

She said, I mean, she wants to be— she likes England, so why would she come to Thailand? It'd be fun if I meet all the girls in Thailand.

Yeah, maybe I send some dick pics, get the juices flowing.

Maybe I'll send

a picture of my cat. Well, not my cat, the cat,

since she likes cats. Oh, I'll send her this one.

Hmm, do I have more pictures of the cat? Oh yeah. I made a chair and it slept on it.

What? Threesomes?

You, me, and another girl?

Or with another guy?

Why is she asking about threesomes?

Hmm. Getting a bit strange. Marriage and threesomes. If it's with another girl, yeah, but another guy? No.

Yeah, I know her name, but I won't say it. Me, her, and Bobby.

Yuck at 2 guys. Another girl would be hot.

Damn, my harem growing. She said she'd be open to a threesome with other girls.

Yeah, but what kind of girls? What if she's like into big, hairy,

fat girls?

Do you know any girls up for a threesome?

Bring her too.

You could bring her too.

This is getting weird.

Definitely not getting aroused.

I mean, if you had a girlfriend,

would you mind if the girlfriend had a girlfriend?

Mm, I don't know if I get to bang the girlfriend's girlfriend too. But if I— if the girlfriend had a girlfriend and you couldn't bang the girlfriend's girlfriend, I don't know if I would care.

As long as it wasn't making me lose sex, maybe I wouldn't care.

Don't you think it'll make it too complicated? Yeah, maybe. Like, if I had a fight with the girlfriend and then the girlfriend's girlfriend started defending the girlfriend, like Walamo defending Moon. Kind of annoyed me

because now there would not just be drama between you and her. It would involve a third person as well. And then the third person would take sides, wouldn't she?

Oh, this is distracting me.

A lot.

This reminds me of, uh, when was the last time I got really distracted on stream because I was texting? Was it Moon? Yeah, I remember I was secretly texting Moon and I was grinning and you were like, why is he grinning? And Crips was saying, who's he texting? Remember that? That was funny. That must have been May.

It must have been May, I think, or maybe early June.

It wasn't very long with Moon before she, um, imploded.

Good times.

Now you're not smiling. Yeah, 'cause

nothing, nothing happens. It's all talk.

Still have Kbug. Yeah, but for some reason people keep telling me that Kbug's like a troll or something. I don't know why people think that.

The Crypt hasn't been here yet.

Maybe she's still busy at the camp.

Time in Toronto. It's 1234.

Although she might not be in Toronto. It might be north.

No, this girl is not from Toki Tom. She used to watch me ages ago.

What? K— no. What, really? Kbug's from Toronto? I thought she lives in America. Why is everyone from Toronto?

And Cake. I don't know what's with all the Canadian girls.

Cake still follows me. She hasn't unfollowed me.

Maybe I message her, hey, what's up?

It was kind of weird because we were sexting and then all of a sudden the Cake versus Crip thing blew up and then we stopped talking altogether and she stopped coming in the chat.

How do you know what Cake does? Do you talk to her? Are you talking to my girls? What did I say about talking to my girls?

Mm-hmm. I've got beef stir-fry left over tonight.

You're Walamo. No, you're not. Shut up.

Besides, I unbanned Walamo, so you don't have to be on a different account.

I think someone redeemed the unban someone.

Oh my God.

I already nutted before I started the stream, but now all this sex talk's making me hard.

She's cute and she's bi and she's into threesomes.

And her ex-girlfriend is hot.

Well, she's not in Canada, she's in Florida, but I think I can get her to fly here

if it's before November, because I want to go to Thailand in November.

I think even— yeah, I'd probably still go to Thailand even if AJ changes her mind, because I don't want to be freezing my nuts off in England paying £300 a month for electricity.

I

need to pee.

I'm back.

Hmm,

my. Be getting new girl coming over.

Should be going to Canada. No, I don't want to go to Canada. Going to Thailand. They can come to Thailand.

Okay, try and focus on the stream. Being distracted too much.

Uh, what are we talking about?

No, the heat is pulling me to Thailand. I want to escape the winter.

Hmm, I guess it's kind of sad.

Probably won't go home for Christmas.

I feel like it's weird going home for Christmas because if I go home, then I want to stay at home unless I've got a girlfriend and we live somewhere else. It's like when me and Chihiro came back for Christmas, I felt really sad to leave. I didn't want to go back to Japan.

Crip's got competition again.

No, I don't want to go to Canada. Too cold and boring. I'd rather go to Thailand.

Hmm, what time is it?

5:50. Hmm, I think she's going soon.

Who says I only date fat girls and grannies? I didn't date any grannies and had plenty of slim girls like Sunny, Amila, Chihiro Slim. And not a granny.

Yeah, maybe if you're a kid, someone who's in their 40s or near 40s seems like a granny. So what are you saying? You're a kid because you speak like one?

Wow, she's calling me husband already. She said, um, I would have to be her only guy. I know she would be my only girl, but she would also bring other girls for me.

Sounds interesting.

But then why can't I just get other girls? Why does it have to be hers?

She's messing around. Maybe she said she just CUM'd whilst we were texting.

Wow, I can make girls cum whilst I stream just with texting. I must be damn good then.

His voice is so weak. Um.

No.

Would I come to Toronto? Nope,

definitely not. I would go to Japan or Thailand.

That's it, really.

She says she has to confess something.

What? She's trolling. She says she's going to confess something. What is it? She's watching the stream and she's trolling.

Or she's trans.

Which one is it? Watching the stream and trolling or trans?

I should do a prediction.

Watching the stream, trolling, and trans.

God, it's scary. Do you know, whenever girls say, I have something to tell you, it's so scary because you're like, oh my God, what is it? Why didn't you just say what it is instead of starting with, I need to tell you something?

Because now I'm like, what? What is it?

Obvious troll. Maybe. At least I got jerk-off material though for later.

But how would she know what my kick is? Because I have only— I haven't put my Kick on my OnlyFans. I mean, I haven't put my Kick on my Instagram.

It's on my YouTube, but you have to click on the video and then scroll down to get the link. I know it is on the channel about page on my link section,

but you wouldn't— I think I did tell her about my Kick.

Oh, she just said, I had the biggest crush on you since the first time we talked. Please don't lead me on. I don't want you thinking I'm joking around. I think we would be compatible.

I wish I knew earlier.

And got you to—

okay, see ya, love.

Hmm, okay, so that's the confession that she had a crush on me. I thought it was gonna be like, I'm watching your stream, motherfucker, you got trolled, bazinga. That would have been funny, huh?

Ow! Stupid fucking tripod. I mean, mic stand.

Okay, she's going. Oh, I really can't stream and chat to girls at the same time. It's so difficult. I go mute.

This is why I can't do anything whilst I stream. I end up going mute. She says she's going to catch a boat.

No, I said I wouldn't go to Toronto. I'd rather go to Asia. Thailand.

Yeah. Where's Crypt? Okay, we got a new Canadian-American girl who is bi. Says she'll bring girls for me or for us, and she wants to get married to me and have a threesome. Hmm. Sounds very legitimate. Definitely not a troll. And now we got Crip blown her back out with a canoe.

Why does that sound so funny? He blew her back out with a canoe.

Uh, what was she doing with the canoe?

She says she got a herniated disc. No, it's my joke. It's not your joke. I made it first.

I claim credit for the joke.

We gotta wait.

Crypt said she'll join the stream later. We need answers. Are you coming or not? Because you got a new contender.

Oh, shut up, Giovanni. Why do you keep saying the same thing over and over again?

Who are you dating? Superstar models and hot girls? Really doubt it. As if you're dating 10 out of 10s.

Share, share with us your tricks and knowledge and wisdom.

Then one time I couldn't finish. I couldn't come because the girl was like flicking her bean during it and took such a long time. And I was trying to make her come and she just wouldn't come. And then I just ran out of energy and I pulled out and I was like, I'm done. I didn't even see

you, Em, and I fell asleep.

I was getting lactic acid burn in my shoulders and triceps. It took forever.

I hate it when girls do that. If you want to come, just hurry up and come. Why is it taking so long?

That was one of the only times where I didn't finish. I ran out of energy.

Okay, we need to plan tomorrow. I think wake up in the morning 8 AM, coffee and get ready by 9 AM, start stream half 9, leave house 10, get there half 10. Sounds good. Half 10 is pretty early. It would avoid rush hour because it's after 9,

and hopefully there's not loads of old people going to the post office at half 10 on a Monday morning.

Oh, that's a big sentence without taking a breath. Okay, where's Oakhampton?

It says opens half 8 Monday. Okay, that's the battle plan. Park in front of the post office. If not, continue on to the Co-op.

And what about parking? Hmm, I'll try a different card if the parking doesn't work. And then— no way, I'll already be live. I still don't know if I start the stream in the house or start when I'm there. I think I start when I'm there. I'll be less stressed out.

Maybe because now I'm doing the Bella Box without having a test run, which was supposed to be today, but I couldn't go out today because the weather's so bad.

No, they don't do saveloy. I don't know why they don't sell saveloys anywhere apart from fish and chip shops. Why?

What's so special about fish and chip shop that it has to be sold in a fish and chip shop? I mean, what's so special about saveloy that has to be sold in a fish and chip shop? The package? That's my monitor. Sending it tomorrow. I need to take you to the post office. I need to buy postage.

Imagine I buy the postage and they print out the label and it's got the address and I didn't actually need that printed one. Even though he said, he said we can't print the label, but he didn't say, oh, but if you buy postage, it will come with the label printed on it and the address.

I can't believe some people don't even know what a Savaloy is. It is a rich pork sausage with herbs and spices wrapped in a synthetic sausage skin dyed red. Does not contain pork anus or lips, actually.

Okay, so battle plan. Hmm, hmm, um, um, hmm.

I don't want to start the stream in the house.

I want to start the stream when I get there, but then I have to use my new setup that I haven't tested yet. I haven't tested it outside of the house. So I have to hope that this remote control desktop thing actually works. Otherwise, I have to go live straight to Kick without using my server.

Why do that? Because

last time I did the car trip, the phone fell off, disconnected for 20 minutes. Stream category got changed to Watch Party and I didn't make any money. So I want to avoid that really. So I want to start the stream from the place I'm at.

Um, but that means I have to remotely access my computer to click the Go Live button.

Very— a lot of technical difficulties.

From my home testing, it should work, but things go wrong out on the field. I was going to field test it today.

Okay, so here's the plan. I wake up in the morning, 8, ready by 9. Leave half 9, get there 10.

No, I'm not dropping viewers and coming back after an hour. I never said that. Listen carefully. I'm gonna leave the house at half 9 and get there at 10 and then park and then start the stream using my BellaBox and remote access control. All I have to do is press the go live button and then the Bella

Box should be whirring away already. All I got to do is press the go live button from my phone accessing the desktop remotely, and then I'll go live, and then I'll take the box to the post office and hopefully capture some interaction.

Well, I have to take my streaming career very seriously now that I'm professional. I've got all the gear. I got the BetterBox, I got the Nighthawk, I got the server, I got the remote access desktop app, Wijariwoo.

I tried the Moblin app. But it looks kind of weird. I tried Larix Broadcaster. It's just like IRL Pro, but they want you to pay £10 a month to get rid of the watermark, which I don't want to do. So I just use IRL Pro on my Android again. I figured out how to connect it, so it

works now.

I did not break my monitor deliberately. It randomly broke when I was using it. The footage is all on stream.

Oh,

I feel sick.

You damaged it further. It was already dead.

You can't kill someone who's already dead, can you? You can't make them deader. I mean, you could butcher the body up into tiny pieces, I guess. Well, I don't want to stream on my iPhone because you can't lock the screen without the stream turning off.

I'll just use my Android.

We have video evidence of you wrestling it and kicking it. Yeah, when it was securely packaged in my extremely securely packaged box.

And then I have to reopen the prediction for tonight so it doesn't expire. The previous one, I had to cancel it because it was going to expire.

You can

on Moblin? What, even on iPhone?

I thought iPhone didn't let you. Run streaming stuff in the background whilst the screen's locked.

I think I'll just stick with IRL Pro.

Yeah, so I take it to the post office, pay for postage. If they reject it, then I will go to Tavistock post office, and then if they reject it, I will go to Corlington post office, and then if they reject it, I might give up and go to Kit Hill. And cry.

So busy day tomorrow.

If I send it off at Okehampton without any problems, I might go to Meldon Reservoir again.

That's the plan for tomorrow. Post office adventure.

Hopefully I get my money tomorrow as well.

Test Bella Box now, but it's nearly dinner time, 6 PM,

and I got a new girl.

She's bi and into threesomes, and she said she can get me girls for us. And she wants to marry me.

Well, the Nothing Phone

3 Pro looks kind of cool. I did like my Nothing Phone 3A. Problem is I couldn't use wide angle like this.

All the cool Chinese phones are good and everything, but when you try and use a third-party camera app like this, there's no wide angle. You can only use the standard lens and the selfie lens. It's really silly.

So you're stuck using Samsung or maybe Google Pixel.

Is she real? Yeah. Don't know. Maybe I can get her to send me some nudes, see if she's got a willy or not. But to be honest, even if she had a willy, I'd probably still bang. She looks cute and she's small.

Still bang.

Would I suck the willy? Yeah, probably, because when you get aroused You can't really say, oh, I'm not going to do this, not going to do that. When you're horny and naked with someone else, you would do anything. You would eat their ass, even though when you're not horny, you say, oh, disgusting, I'll never do that. Oh,

you would. If you had ass in your face and you were rock hard, you'd eat it.

Trust me, I know.

How long am I streaming? Until probably 1:00.

We had a late start, so I need to make up for it.

We've got 7, 8 hours left.

So it would be a total of about 10 hours. So I might just make $150 or $160.

No more 200+ days. I started late because I felt kind of depressed.

Yeah, all the nonstop all-day streaming is making me a bit depressed, to be honest.

It's definitely having a mental toll because I just want some time to sit and not talk and be alone and not have to worry about viewers getting bored. And I just want to do this.

And chat on Discord or text girls, doomscroll.

You think I'm just sitting here doing nothing, but I have to stay engaged. I have to talk, I have to respond to chat. If I just sit here doing nothing, people start leaving, and I don't think Kick would like that.

It's nice to just sit on my beanbag, play some Mario Kart, have pot noodle, not talk.

Yeah, maybe I'll get excited about the money again when they fucking send me my fucking money. Where's my money?

I'm waiting for $1,900.

Where is it?

I still don't have it.

2025, in an age of technology and AI where stuff like this should be automated. Why am I not getting my money just because it's the stupid weekend?

It should be a 24/7, all day, every day, every week service.

What? Why the week? I need my money now. You're making me wait for my money because it's the fucking weekend and you're on your weekend holiday.

Give me my money.

Stupid holidays. The banks shouldn't take a holiday just because it's a holiday. I need my money. People need their money.

You're using our money to make money. You know why they're slow? Because they're just making money off your money. So they benefit from being slow. Oh, sorry, delayed 4 days whilst they make interest off the 4 days that they're holding your money. They make money by holding our money, so they don't want to give it to us.

How are they making money off our money? Because they don't actually have our money. They invest our money into stuff. That's why when everyone rushes to the bank to take money out, the banks don't actually have the money. And it takes a while to get all the money.

Who has our money?

I don't know, whatever they've invested in, the hedge funds and stuff. Yeah, I'm minus $500 in overdraft with rent due tomorrow, so I need my money.

Ridiculous. It should be a 24/7, 7 days a week service. No sleep, no rest.

People shouldn't be waiting like this just because it's the weekend or a holiday.

No, I don't need people to lend me money. I've got my overdraft. It's just I don't want to be in overdraft. And I'd rather have the money that I've hard worked hard for this money. And I was promised it this week. This week ends in 6 hours and it's not coming on a Sunday.

Stupid banks. I don't understand. If I send you money on PayPal, you'll get it straight away. Why can't they just do that?

Why does it take a week?

I'm also supposed to get paid again next week for my second payment of the month.

So maybe I get the sec— I get the second and the first payment of July next week. That'll be good. I already got my first payment on Kick at the end of June.

Maybe that's why I'm depressed, because I feel like I'm working so hard and this is so tiring and I haven't seen the money apart from the first week, which wasn't very much. It was £700. If Kick doesn't pay me, am I in financial trouble? Uh, yeah, probably, because I've bought stuff and my YouTube money is only going

to be £1,000 and OnlyFans and PayPal only make up a couple hundred. Like 500, and I've already spent a lot. I bought the Nighthawk, 450. I bought the Switch 2, 400. I'm gonna have to pay the guy for the Bella Box if I keep it, 240. I bought data for my SIM cards, and I bought a raincoat

coming tomorrow. I got a poncho in case I want to go stream in the rain.

So I've already heavily invested in streaming before I got most of my earnings.

No windsock? Yeah, maybe at some point.

Well, if it starts raining and I'm outside, I can quickly put on the poncho.

If I blow in the mic like this,

what is it? Does it sound really bad?

Let me hear, because I put a foam sock over my mic because when I was pronouncing Ps, it was blowing the mic out.

Because when I'm saying P's, it was blowing the mic out.

P. Because when I'm saying P's, it was blowing the mic out. P. It still does it, but not as much.

P. It still does it, but not as much.

P. P. Without the thing, it sounds really bad.

Without the thing, it sounds really bad.

Without the thing, it sounds really bad. Yeah, it still sounds blowy, but probably not as much as it would without it.

AJ likes golden showers. Uh, how would you know that?

I'm not into pee stuff. Crypt said she wants me to nut in her food and she'll eat it.

Hmm, that's kind of gross. Food and nutting. I don't really like combining— I don't really like combining food and sex. It's a bit weird. Like, would you want the girls squirt juice in your sandwich? Uh, not really.

Imagine like the yeasty musk spread on your toast like Marmite.

No, I don't really like food in my sex.

My pimples feel a bit better since I popped them.

My upper lip was swollen yesterday, looked like I had fillers in.

Is Crip still coming? I don't know, she's not here yet. She said she herniated her disc,

said doctor said it will take months to recover,

but I can still walk. She hasn't replied to my text. Little bit annoying. She's busy on her camp resort place.

Yeah, well, I got a new girl now. She's also Canadian but grew up in the US, and she wants to marry me, and she's bi and wants to have threesomes and says she can get us girls Sounds pretty hot.

She's not a troll. She's been texting me on and off for years, so it'd be some dedicated troll, wouldn't it? But Moon also said she's had a crush on me for years and wanted to meet, and then that kind of didn't go anywhere, did it?

Moon hates me now.

Maybe my hunch was right back in 2020 because Moon was messaging me back in 2020 when I was in Korea because she wanted to meet and I kind of just said, no thanks. Maybe my hunch was right because I kind of got weird vibes from her back then as well.

And I was already talking to Mila, planning to meet her in Korea, so I didn't want to be tied down with Moon.

Because Mila was way cuter,

but then ended up meeting Mila in England instead.

I can't believe Mila's first message to me was in 2018 saying, you're weird, do you want to cheat? When I had a wife.

These girls freaky.

Well, if no girls come before November, I'm out. I'm going Thailand.

Not sitting here freezing my nuts off, not getting any action.

At least in Thailand, I might have a chance. If there's no viewer girls up for it, then I could just try my luck in Thailand. Maybe I go bar girls like Suspenders. At least that's content, isn't it? I'll just do what Suspenders does. I'll go to a girl bar and I just sit there and they can do

all the talking.

Unless they don't speak English, then it'd be pretty boring.

Meet girls in person. I did try in Japan. I went to bars and karaoke bars.

The only luck I had was this French girl who seemed to really like me. She kept talking to me and then she put her arm around me and she fingered my armpit. She was like, her arm was over my neck, around my shoulder, and she was like fingering my armpit. And then her hand was— other hand was

hanging over like that. So I took her hand and I was like,

Rubbing her hand like that.

It was hot.

You might be able to see our picture. The karaoke bar took our picture and put it on their Instagram. The karaoke bar is called Kamasutra Osaka. If you scroll all the way back to last year in April, my picture is probably still there with the French girl's arm around me. I was really scared. I told the Canadian

guy not to share the photo because I was scared Farsa was going to find out and see the French girl fingering me.

And then she left and I was sad. I was like, oh my God, where'd she go? What? She's gone?

And then it was just me left with the Canadian guy and some American guys, and we stayed there until 3 a.m. in the morning. The American guy didn't stop singing. He was like a machine. Luckily, he was good at it. My voice— I sang one song and my voice was gone and I sounded so bad.

I can't sing anything. Maybe I can sing Bare Necessities.

That American guy is just so good at singing. When he started singing, the whole room looked up and were like, whoa.

He had ginger hair, chubby, you know, typical American beard. He was like a ginger version of George. He was alone as well. I took the Canadian guy to the Drunken Clam karaoke bar in Osaka, and we sat down, and then we sat next to this American guy who was alone, and then he started chatting to us. So

I started talking to him and then these other Americans came and then they, the Americans started talking to the American guy and then they said, we're going to this other bar, do you want to come? So I said, okay.

They took us to the Kama Sutra.

Yeah, it was a Family Guy inspired bar. And actually the guy who runs the bar or owns the bar, He was a Twitch streamer back in 2017. He had a small channel around the time I was streaming as well. His name's Rudy. I think he's Norwegian or something European.

So he was in Japan doing all the IRL streaming stuff, hanging out with girls and stuff back in 2017. I think he got married to some Japanese woman and then he bought a bar. So I thought it'd be funny if I saw him, but he wasn't there.

Yeah, I had a good time. I took Sunny and Blood Bucket there too, but it's rubbish because it was so packed. God, it was so embarrassing. I took Sunny and Blood Bucket to Drunken Clown, but it was so full. We walked in, stood there for like 2 minutes, and then walked back out. We didn't even order anything.

He walked in and stood there and walked back out. And then I tried taking him to the Kama Sutra, but that place was packed as well. So we walked around in a big circle and then ended up giving up and going. We went to this one other bar and we stood at the doorway and they just closed

the door on us. It was so rude. So we left and went back to the Hub and then we got drinks and stood there for like 10 minutes and then left again. And then me and Sunny were like, well, I think we're gonna head back now. And Blood Bucket was like, okay, wink wink, see you guys.

I get— I bet it was so obvious we were staying in the same hotel. Blood Bucket looked like she caught on right away. Blood Bucket was wasted. Blood Bucket had 2 drinks and she was completely wasted. She was like

Drunk talking to all these people at the bar.

When was the photo in Kama Sutra taken? Last year, 2024, when I went bar hopping.

And then me and Sunny went back to our APA hotel in Umeda.

We went to yakiniku first,

and Sunny kept trying to talk Japanese to the staff at the yakiniku when they were all not Japanese people. And I ordered, I was like, can I have an orange juice? And then Sunny said, why don't you use Japanese? I said, they're not even Japanese. They're like Vietnamese or something. Look how brown and short they are.

So we had yakiniku. I didn't really talk much. Blood Bucket and Sunny talked.

I just introduced them.

I was sitting there thinking, yep, these are my 2 girls I'm banging. Whilst I eat my meat.

It's funny because I banged both of them, but they didn't know that I banged either of them.

Because I'm pretty sure Sunny wouldn't have thought I banged Blood Bucket, and I don't think Blood Bucket thought I banged Sunny.

They were both sitting next to each other dripping with my nut.

Did I say French girl was cute? Mm, I don't know. I was drunk, so she looked okay, but looking back at the photo, she wasn't great looking. She wasn't fat.

But Japanese girls are really tough. They— Japanese girls would never come up to you and initiate. They'll just stand in the corner and then wait for guys to come up to them.

I stood at the hub alone watching, and then some girls would come in and then some Japanese guy would just swoop in and try and get them to come over to their table. The Japanese guys work in pairs. They'll have their friend go secure a table and then they'll have the scout guy who goes around the bar

picking up the girls, and then they'll bring the girls back to the table where their friend is, and then they'll get drinks and like try and lock in the girls.

If you're not quick, you don't stand a chance because the Japanese guys will swoop in before you can even look at the girls.

So I found better luck going to the foreigner bars where there's a lot of foreign girls because they're more social. You try and talk to Japanese girls, and if you're not smooth, they just walk off. They'll be like, oh, I'm gonna go get another drink, and they'll just walk away.

Bars are like extremely high difficulty if you're scared.

Sticks to dating apps.

The only people that came up to me at the bar in the Japan— Japanese people bar was a Japanese guy. And then I got bored and then I saw these foreigners, white guys, and I talked to them.

And you end up staying there until it closes. And before you know it, time's up and all the girls have gone and there's just a bunch of drunk guys left over. As the bar empties, it just becomes full of guys and there's no girls left.

And then you realize what time is it and you're like, oh shit, I didn't talk to any girls and I've been here for 5 hours. What am I doing?

So when I got Sunny, it felt like a cheat code. It was like, I can't— I'm standing here like an invisible person. I can't get any girls. And then Sunny comes along and it was so easy. She was so into me, so eager to meet up and go on dates, laughing at everything I said. It was like,

oh my God, cheat mode, easy mode. These are the perks of being a YouTuber. You don't even have to try. The girls just come at you.

But when you're a nobody in a bar, you feel like you're invisible. No one cares who you are.

YouTube is the gift that keeps on giving. Like, Kick's great and everything with money, But I don't think anyone gets girls from Kick.

The only reason I might try and still make YouTube videos is because it could get new girls. I don't know, because I don't go viral anymore unless I say horrific stuff like, I don't know, incel stuff.

So the only girls I get now are from the olden days or from other channels making videos about me. You found the photo? Yeah. Okay, you can post it. I don't mind.

Look at the French girl. She's got her arm around me.

Yeah, look at the French girl.

I know why. Yeah, I cupped my hand around the mic to make my voice louder. That— the white girl on the left was quite cute. I didn't talk to her.

Look at the American guys behind us. They sang Nickelback.

Look at me.

There's the American guy to the left. He looks like he's balding.

It was fun.

I really wanted to go again. Too bad they were full the next time I went.

You seem really good on social. Social?

What? Well, if people come to me and they're friendly and talk, yeah, I'm not that shy. It's just when no one comes up to me and I have to go up to them, I'm really nervous.

Yeah, the French girl wasn't that great looking. Looking at the pics.

But when you're drunk and horny, she didn't look too bad.

Yeah, I got anxiety going up to people, but if they come up to me and they're friendly and nice, I can open up and warm up to them. It takes me a while though. I'm still really nervous.

I'm nervous initiating.

But once, you know, you get going, I'm not too bad. I'm still not very good at conversating, though.

The white girl with long hair was cute.

Why is she doing the Nazi salute though? It looks like she's doing the Nazi salute.

The friends with the arm around me.

Good times.

People were saying the Canadian guy was a stream sniper pretending that he just recognized me because I went to this English meetup in Osaka and after it ended, I was outside talking to my mum on the phone. And then when I finished the phone call, he just shows up and he was like, oh, are you Daniel? I

thought I recognized you in the meetup. But what if he was a viewer? Because I was talking about going to the meetup before I went there. Yeah, he said he recognized me from— because he used to watch me. But now I'm thinking, what if he watches me now and he like saw that I was going to go

there and then he went there as well and then pretended?

Hmm. Don't know.

Yeah, I had a good time. Looking back now, I had a good time in Japan last year. Sunny was just the icing on the cake.

A lot of stuff happened. The bar hopping, going to Bloodbugger's house, meaningless. And then also sniping Chris Broad and Connor was pretty funny. Sora the troll and then Mizuki. So many things happened in just a couple of months in Japan.

I feel like every time I go to Japan, I've never had a dull moment.

And then every time I'm back in the UK, it's boring as fuck. I don't know why. It's like nothing happens in the UK.

I might get a girlfriend and then it ends, and then I'm just like stranded in the middle of nowhere every time.

You can smoke in bars in Japan. I think they were vaping. Or maybe they were smoking.

Who was smoking? Are they smoking?

Maybe, I don't know.

Oh yeah, that guy is holding a cigarette, isn't he? Yeah, maybe you can smoke.

Last time I tried to meet anyone in the UK,

probably 2022.

When I went on a dating rampage before Faster,

because,

uh, I don't know,

I'm kind of negative about Trying to go on dating apps now. It's a lot of effort. And then getting— putting all the effort in and then getting banned is so annoying. It's really, really annoying.

I went on a lot of dates in 2022 and nothing happened. I got those 2 ginger girlfriends, but it was boring.

I met that Polish woman. Boring.

Yeah, I remember getting lost trying to meet— trying to find Sora. I was running around trying to find which train.

I don't know, I don't really want to do that again.

I like my life now, it's just kind of boring. I want something to happen, but I don't want to do what I did again last year.

I don't want to go to Osaka again.

Now Osaka is just tainted with sad memories. First Chihiro and now Sunny. Because it will just remind me of Sunny,

like Namba hanging out with her in Kyoto.

I can't believe all that was just last year.

We need new people, new places,

new cities to conquer. Although Bangkok's not really new, is it?

Well, if I go to Bangkok with AJ, it would definitely feel new.

It would be like a new experience.

But Bangkok might be sad for me because of Fazza.

Yeah, I might have to plan a trip to Japan since crazy stuff always seems to happen when I'm in Japan.

You never know.

What if I stream a date? Like secretly stream it.

Do you think that's illegal? No, I might get in trouble. I don't want to get in trouble.

Probably get me in trouble doing that.

If only I could get the girl to agree to the stream and go on the date.

Only viewers would do that.

How did that other— remember that other guy, Asian guy, where his whole content was meeting girls? What was his name? Like, Born to Create. Born to Live, something. He was like this short-looking Asian guy and his whole content was just meeting Asian girls and vlogging it.

I forgot his channel name. There's something really generic. Yeah, Awkward Since Birth. That one. Born to Create. Awkward Since Birth is such a stupid channel name. It just seems like a generic AI-generated sentence.

Did he quit?

Awkward since birth. ASB.

9 months. Oh damn, his channel died. 10K views. He used to get hundreds of thousands.

Haha, I got more views. He's only got 26 million, I've got 40 million.

I'm marrying my subscriber, please come to our wedding. His whole content was Oh, he's a Twitch streamer. His whole content was like meeting viewers and dating them,

but people liked him. He didn't seem to get hate for being a creep. Sexpat guy,

because he looks innocent. He doesn't look like a creep.

At the end of the day, that's all that matters— what you look like.

Might make dinner. I've got leftover stir fry.

Asia market opens in 4 hours. If market tanks, I'm closing some of these shorts because last time it tanked on Sunday night and then ripped straight away. I've got to be quick. Remember Moon made me miss out on Asia market open because she was starting drama in the Discord. I got completely distracted. I gotta be focused. 11

o'clock on the dot, Asia market open.

I wonder why Dr Disrespect doesn't go to Kick, especially when he got demonetized on YouTube. He fought hard to get monetization back instead of going off to Kick, even though he would probably get more money if he went to Kick. He would definitely make more money on Kick.

He said something like, oh, you got to pay more than 10 million to get the 2x,

maybe because he knew it would fragment his audience.

Maybe because Kick has like a bad reputation, so he didn't want it to look like— because he— his reputation already got dragged.

I used to watch him for a bit, maybe around last year.

Mm-hmm.

Who am I watching these days?

Just stock market videos. FX Evolution, Traveling Trader, Marques Brownlee.

For tech stuff, that's it really.

Don't really watch any lifestyle kind of people.

And then just random short scrolling.

I wonder what Ben Dean's up to.

This sandwich broke me. 70K views to eat a sandwich. I'm getting hungry now.

These tacos broke the Korean internet. Okay,

his views kind of going down now.

His girlfriend or wife's pretty good looking.

He kind of looks like— looks a bit like Joel, actually, but more Americanized.

No, he looks better looking than Joel.

I think Joel needs to work out a bit. Did you see Joel hanging out with Sam Pepper's ex, Hannah? And then Sam Pepper got mad. Hannah's not bad looking, actually.

What's Suspender doing? He's with that girl again. Every day. Ow, what

was

that?

Sam's stream is just him watching Suspender's stream.

Is Cripps ditching you? No. But if she doesn't get here quick, I might have to ditch her. I got a new Canadian girl now. She's into threesomes with girls.

There's blood in my mouth. I don't know why.

Has Daniel done anything retarded today? Nope. I was chatting to an American-Canadian girl who wants to marry me.

Oh, my mouth's bleeding.

No, we got a new girl, um, Canadian-American girl.

She said she cummed whilst we texted.

I don't know about crips. She said she hurt her back, herniated disc. Seems like she's gonna say, sorry, I can't come until XYZ October, September. I want to go Thailand.

Me and AJ got plans.

Might make dinner. Switch mics.

AJ said she didn't want to have sex. Well, that's fine. We can just stream and be friends. Friendship challenge part 2.

So I'll show you my, my Thailand packing plan.

Basically, it looks like this.

We got laptop, BetterBox, Nighthawk charger, 2 phones. It will look something like that.

For my Thailand backpack. Look at the weather, windy all day long. I can't believe it. Can you hear it?

It ruined my plans to go test out the Bella Box. I'm not going out in that

horrible day.

Absolutely horrible day.

Now I have to bring the Switch too as well because I'm not returning it.

She wants to be just friends. Yeah, that's fine. We stream, we make some money, maybe she'll enjoy it, and then we can meet up again.

Never bad to make new friends.

Maybe she'll enjoy it, and maybe she want to start a channel too.

And people like Johan say, can you imagine Daniel ever saying he wants to do someone a favor because he likes them?

I, I do my friends lots of favors, actually.

I'll be the best friend AJ's ever had, I'll show you.

And will he bend the knee and apologize? And like, he'll say, oh, you're only doing it because you won't tell shit. So What's wrong with that? Well, because I want to have sex, it invalidates my good gestures.

And actually not doing it because I want to have sex,

but because it'll be good for the stream as well.

Sex is good, but no sex fine too.

I'd rather have some content, make some money.

Although I wouldn't say no to sex, obviously.

7 o'clock. We've got 5, 6 hours.

That'll get me to 10 hours today.

Okay, I cleaned up the room, by the way. Did you notice? Box is gone.

Make the carpet a bit more central

to line up with the door.

Yeah,

look, lines up with the door, but then it doesn't line up with this door.

Well, you can't have everything, can you? Got my Switch 2 back. Not sending it back now.

Now do I get a new monitor? Cuz that one's probably toast. I don't know if I'm going to get a replacement. Assume worst case scenario I don't, then I need a new monitor. Well, I don't really need one. I guess I'm getting used to this weird setup. Well, I had the Bella Box ready. I was gonna go

out, decided not to.

Getting very hungry. Hungry bear again. Oh, I got cooked rice. Hold on. Ow! Tripod's hard to get the legs out.

Wait for the rice, get my stuff right.

Uh, it's not much there actually.

Is that it? Damn it. Maybe we'll have to make some sausages with it.

Running out of food again already, and this is going off.

I might make 2 sausages with it.

Yeah, I'm running out of food again. I've got chicken breasts.

Um, I'm gonna do breadcrumbed fried chicken breasts. You're in a much more chill mood today. Yeah, because I had a break. All I needed was some alone time. I get stressed out having to stream the whole day.

My old routine was much better when I streamed. I used to start stream about 5 PM, sometimes as late as 6.

I feel much better mentally. Tomorrow will be different though, I've got to start early because I want to get to the post office early. So I get to the post office and I try go live from the post office when I park. If all goes to plan, it should only just require pressing one button. And then I'll

be live.

And then after post office, we can celebrate and get some food maybe, and then go to Kit Hill if the weather's good, or just go straight home. I probably might drop off at Tesco, stop at Tesco. I gotta get milk, maybe some oranges, maybe some snacks. The fridge is a bit empty. Oh, I've had this soup in

there for ages. It's probably gone off. I'll probably chuck this.

I've got this rice pudding rice.

Seems kind of weird. Never used that before.

Pâté, bacon, sausages, cabbage.

Hmm, and then eggs. I've got Sunny's Nutella still.

Oh, this mayonnaise.

Hmm, maybe I'll chuck out the mayonnaise.

It's been in there for ages, unrefrigerated as well. Uh, here I've got bread crisps, spaghetti, some of that tuna pasta.

MRE. Okay, I feel like this is not enough food. Probably need some sausages with it.

I was keeping the mayonnaise in the fridge, but then I ran out of space and I started putting it in the cupboard.

Oh, I'm starving. Clean up the dinner table. My new spaceship design, do you like it? It's got the wings, vertical mounted thingies, and the top mounted tri-turret with the golden cockpit.

New prototype.

Nice and tidy. What to do with this stand?

Hmm.

It's fine.

What do you mean, is the upper floor still mine?

Yes,

why would it not be mine?

I've still got my thong. I haven't used this one yet. I kind of don't— I mean, I had like a thing with thongs for a bit a couple months ago, and then I lost interest before I tested out my new thong.

And then,

then—

I nearly slipped.

Might put the sausage in the air fryer.

Maybe 2 sausages.

This tiny bit of beef stir-fry.

Maybe 2. I feel like I'm gonna feel sick.

Someone else will get Crypt since you have a new girl.

Maybe if the new girl comes first. Crypt's making— Crypt has had 4 fucking months to come here and all she's done is make excuses.

It does not take 4 months to get a passport, does it? She's had since— since March.

I've given her so much time. Why? What is she doing?

Just get the fucking passport and get on the plane. Is it hard? Why does it take 4 months?

So she can't complain if other girls come in and cut the queue when she takes so long.

Now she's saying she's got a herniated disc, probably going to say, oh, I can't come now cuz my back hurts.

It's been so much time that she could have come over and she hasn't come over. What is she waiting for? Are you saying it takes 4 months to get a passport? You must be joking.

It takes 10 days at most.

Canadian Post Office has not been on strike for 4 months, have they?

Really

don't know.

Have to see what she says when she comes on the stream tonight. She said she'll drop in.

Still no sign of her.

What about this city? I'm getting impatient and very horny, and now I got a lesbian— I mean, a bisexual American girl who wants to marry me and have a threesome.

So yeah,

they have been on strike. Yeah, but still, it shouldn't take 3 months.

I'm just smelling— smells kind of fishy.

What, so no one's been getting the post the whole time?

And then same with Moon. She said, oh, I went to the passport place, they said they're really busy, you could take until end of August until she gets the international passport. And I thought, oh my God, I can't be bothered anymore.

Well, why does no one have a fucking passport? Imagine not having a passport when they last 10 years.

My passport has another 5 years left on it.

I got mine in 2019.

No one has any money and no one has a passport. What the fuck is going on? Why is everyone broke?

Oh God.

It's like no one travels or something.

I've been to 4 different countries in the last year.

I went to Thailand, Vietnam, Japan, and then England.

Everyone is broke. Well, maybe if they get off their backside and come stream with me, we can make some money. But they're like, oh no, I don't want to be on stream. I'd rather work a boring stupid 9 to 5 getting paid chump change, paying it all to the car park and petrol.

Boring.

Hey, it's not hard. All you gotta do is come here and let me point my camera at you and then answer questions.

Like, why do you like Daniel? He's a weirdo.

Say I'm really good at sex. That would trigger them.

Dinner time.

Look, this looks like those, um, it looks like the armor plate from Call of Duty when they slot it in their vest, doesn't it? Armor plating. Oh no, mine's been cracked because I've been shot in the stomach 3 times. Refill the armor plating.

That's exactly what it looks like.

I remember him saying Japan was horrible when he was there. Yeah, because I was broke and I was living in a horrible guest house. But if I had some money, I would get a nice little serviced apartment in a central area,

not slumming it out in stupid JF Plaza. Stupid American guy. Talking all night on his phone.

Who is Edgar? He spams a lot. I kept having to time him out, but he comes back and will spam the same question over and over until I have to time him out again.

Next year you're going to be moaning about something else. Yep, be saying, oh, I miss my car, it was nice to drive. I had a nice big house all to myself and now I traded it in for this dump just so I could get catfished by this weirdo online. We know it's coming.

This is why I kind of want to keep the house and travel instead of ditching the house, because I like the house. It's just kind of isolated and boring alone. I need some gauze.

What's that? The rice is done. Now we've got to let it steam for a bit.

The staff replied saying they were going to keep an eye on you.

Was that when I first moved in? I remember asking them. I sent an email saying, can I use a kettle in the room? And they said, thank you, Daniel, for asking for permission first, as if they thought I was going to be up to no good. And they were like, wow, you actually asked for permission. Yeah, well,

I stuffed all my rubbish in the closet before I left, so fuck you.

And then the police came. Oh my God,

the police must have called them up saying, oh, we're here to speak to Daniel. We need the access code.

Manager must have been rolling his eyes going, ah, knew he was going to be trouble.

Police banging on my door, scary. It was like,

like that, like they were banging on the door. They weren't knocking it, they're banging on it.

Scared the shit out of me. I thought, oh my God, is it some Yakuza people that I shit talked on the stream earlier.

I thought maybe it's the manager. I don't know. I thought I thought I was going to get beaten up when they said they were the police. I felt a bit relieved. 大丈夫じゃん。大丈夫じゃん。どうやって。

Shooby shooby doo. I try my neck mount. How's this? Hands-free.

Never done before. Look at that.

This is POV Daniel, Daniel's life.

Stop

clicking.

I burnt my finger on that steam hole before. It's really painful.

Mm, smells really good still. This has to be the best stir-fry, doesn't it? I'm gonna get rump steak again. It was so good.

Perfectly cooked.

My new job is a line cook.

One serving of rice and stir-fry, please. Would you like sausages with that? Yeah, please, mate. Yeah, sorry, mate. Can I do sausages with that, mate?

Coming right up, sir.

Voilà.

Do I miss Sunday roast? Not really.

Should make the same stuff over and over, like lasagna, shepherd's pie, sometimes a stir-fry.

Sometimes a fish pie,

but she'd always make the food really wet. I had to keep telling her, don't drown it in gravy.

She'd try and argue with me saying, oh, have more gravy. She'd keep trying. She'd come over with the gravy and be like, do you want gravy? And as I'm saying no, she's already pouring it. And I'll be like, I said no.

And then the whole dish is just like drowning in gravy.

So bright. I don't like how bright it is for dinner. Dinner's supposed to be dark

so I can do my candle.

Maybe I'll make a Sunday roast sometime.

Oh, the beef is so good. Oh yeah.

This beef has been amazing. Rump steak,

who would have known?

Beef Wellington. That's so hard.

It looks like a sausage roll but with beef. Big sausage roll.

Coca-Cola.

Oh

yeah.

Oh, full up.

Oh, sausage is really filling.

Oh God,

oh, oh, my back! Oh, oh, I just got stabbed in the back with the Bella Box. Oh,

I just went flat on the Bella Box corner.

All right.

Oh my God. Oh, full up.

Oh God.

Oh God.

啊，啊，哦，哦哈。

Oh.

Oh

God,

the sausages. They're so oily.

The sausage is so oily, they make you feel so— oh my God, the sausage is so oily, they make you feel sick.

Mm-hmm. Hmm, very good meal. That beef stir-fry, the best thing I've ever made, I think.

Didn't know rump steak— I've been getting sirloins and ribeyes the whole time when I didn't even realize the rump steak is damn good, juicy, and got fat in it.

So weird, it doesn't feel like it's nearly 8 PM, how bright it is.

Okay, evening rundown.

Ouch.

Oh,

I missed this one.

A little rice cooker.

Look down.

Where's my tripod?

How many hours?

Must be 5 hours to go. Ah, not bad. Feels like Ah, not many hours left after you. If you stream later,

doesn't feel like such a grind.

Losing money though. Oh well, what you going to do? I'll make 6K instead of 8K, I guess.

Why'd you get in a coma after every milk?

I don't know, I just feel really full up. I didn't open that curtain. And the sausages are really oily, greasy.

Yeah, I guess if I wasn't streaming, I don't yell and moan like that. I'll just be like,

oh, I can't remember the last time I had a dinner off stream, to be honest. It was pre-March, end of March, before I broke up with Sunny. It was probably the last time I had an off-stream dinner.

But I think ever since— I don't think I've ever had a dinner alone since I moved here, cuz either I was with Sunny and we ate together, or I ate on stream. And obviously when I was with Sunny, I wasn't going, oh, after I ate. I just kept quiet. But it's like you don't pick your nose in

front of other people either, do you? But when you're alone, anything goes.

Go on dating apps again.

Hmm, I have been thinking about it.

Maybe I got lazy because I had Sunny and I had Blood Bucket, I had Faster.

I did— I mean, I did do dates in Japan last year. I did go on Bumble and Tinder and I got a couple dates and they were all terrible. No chemistry, boring, didn't get any sex. When I met Sunny, I felt like we clicked straight away.

I felt like straight away, I know she likes me. Look how much she's talking, how fast she's talking.

I could tell straight away she was into me and she was already trying to deny that she likes me. She's like, oh no, we're just friends. Chat was trolling her saying, when you going to bang? She was like, oh no, we're just friends. Yeah, okay.

No one's buying that.

Yeah, it's nice when you meet a girl and you just know and you don't have to put any effort.

The best thing is when you put no effort and they still really like you.

Yeah, I managed to get 3 dates last year before I got banned again.

No, I felt depressed and I felt like, oh, thank God it got faster and sunny.

So if I go on a date, what do I tell them I do for a living?

Delivery driver is not very sexy, is it? I can't tell them I'm a streamer.

What about stock trader?

No, I've never been banned mid-convo. It usually happens when I wake up and I check my apps and then I'm logged out, and then I know, oh, fuck's sake, I'm banned. When you're logged out, it means you're banned. You try to log in again, says you're banned.

This account has been permanently suspended. Fuck you.

Every delivery driver. I don't know, I feel a bit like a loser.

Stock trader. I'm a hedge fund manager.

And sometimes I just told them I'm not working.

I told the 2 ginger girlfriends— I told one of them I do stocks. And she believed it. And then I told the other one—

I think I just said I'm not working at the moment, and she was like, oh.

She said she's got a YouTube channel. She's got like 200 subs apparently, and she does makeup. So If someone couldn't find her, that'd be pretty funny.

The haters are like, challenge accepted.

So yeah, I don't know, the trickiest thing is telling them what do I do for a living. It's gotta be believable. I can't say I do YouTube.

Oh yeah, I'm a streamer. Yeah, I do live streams. No one would ever believe that you make £1,500 a week when all you got is 140 viewers.

They think you're lying.

Who's— you guys wouldn't believe it, would you? You only believe it because I've showed you the proof.

Oh, what kind of content do you do? I sit on my sofa eating oranges and

I talk about my ex-girlfriends.

Would you like to be My next ex-girlfriend. You

can be my next ex-girlfriend.

Yeah, that's the trickiest thing when I meet normal people on dating apps. Really don't know what to say. Delivery driver is probably the most believable one, but then what am I going to say when they ask?

I don't know, I guess I got to pretend I've gone to work every day. I'll be like, oh yeah, I've just got back from an exhausting shift. I got chased by a dog.

I bet they don't care though. I mean, who cares about delivery driving jobs? They'd say, how was your day?

They're not gonna grill you. Oh yeah, how many parcels did you deliver? Did you— how many big boxes?

They'll just not care, won't they? Not hard to lie.

Now the problem is if we live together and they still think I'm a delivery driver, now I've got to go out and pretend I'm out delivering.

That's the, um, the issue.

I'll pretend I'm out delivering. I'm actually doing a stream.

I'll be like, well, 6-hour stream, guys, pretending I'm out delivering.

I say I'm a tour guide. I show the beautiful Devon countryside to my international audience.

Showing you the sights of Devon and Cornwall, the Cornish tin mines.

I think I've shown you guys quite a lot of cool places, taught you about history. Carradon Hill, Kit Hill, Meldon Reservoir, the moors. Next we should go to some quarries and maybe some tin mines. And maybe a zoo, unless people are going to start moaning about it.

If people start moaning

about zoos being cruel, look, it's not my fault. I didn't start the zoo. I'm just going there.

Don't blame me.

It's not like I caught the animals and trapped them. And when I went to the owl cafe with Blood Bucket, a bunch of people were moaning in the chat saying, oh, this is cruel, how could you do this, Daniel, I can't watch this. Oh God, I'm just trying to find something to do for the stream.

It's rubbish anyway because I had to mute the stream because the music was so loud and they wouldn't let me carry my backpack. They made me take my backpack off.

I don't think they were trolls because I recognized their usernames and they were like normal viewers,

like Kerry B. Kerry B's not a troll. I'm pretty sure Kerry B was one of them complaining, saying that it was cruel.

Yeah, but it's not my fault, is it?

Yeah, I guess it does really suck. Imagine having the ability to fly, but your whole life you're chained down in a cage or in a shop. That must be pretty shit.

Well, I wonder if they just leave them in the shop the whole night. Or do they take them to some open area so they can fly around?

Yeah, I do feel a bit sad for the birds. I remember in Thailand, me and Faster went to a shopping mall and they had like a zoo bit in the shopping mall. They had these parrots and parrots were chained up and the parrots were pecking at the chains trying to get free. It was a bit sad, I

guess.

They had this massive snake as well. Farsa wouldn't go near it.

Farsa was scared of snakes.

I wanted Vasa to try Thai food in Japan to see if she thinks it's rubbish. I don't think that. I went to a Thai restaurant. Oh, the cat, my friend! Come back! Oh, look at it running! It's running! Hello! Meow meow. It came running. Did you see it? You happy to see me?

The black cat came in earlier. I don't know if he can smell it. Did you see it come running to the door? It looks kind of nervous. What's wrong? Have you catnip?

Oh, meow. Yeah, catnip. You found it.

It must be wearing off. You found the catnip.

I guess it's still potent.

Meet the Meow Meow.

He came running from over there when he saw me.

Yeah, that's a boy. He's got tiny balls.

Oh, really? Meow, I thought you were a girl.

Oh, what, you want to go out already?

Okay, you want to go?

No. What, not enough catnip? I think it's wearing off.

I don't really want it stoned again.

Oh no, not my Switch! No, my Switch!

Maybe it does want to go out.

Okay, see ya.

Oh, is it coming back? No? Make up your mind.

Hmm, short visit today. Oh, is it coming back? What? Are you going or coming?

Yeah, well. No,

is it trolling me?

Maybe the catnip's wearing off.

Catnip must be wearing off then. He came running.

We're friends now.

No, I don't want to put more catnip because it'll be stoned for hours. If it was middle of the day, maybe.

It should go, go home at night.

Give more.

No, if I put more, it'll be sleeping for hours and it won't go home.

Maybe if it was lunchtime, I would have.

Also, it must be quite active right now cuz it's getting late. They usually sleep in the day and they get active at

night. He had a tiny hit, rubbed his face a little bit. I think it's a boy. Are those balls, or was it something else? Look kind of tiny if they were balls.

The way it walks is so funny, like the alien from Alien and Alien movies. It's got like this skulking predator walk, whereas the other house cats just kind of look a bit clumsy.

It walks all hunched over like it's about to hunt something.

Where's it gone?

Meow. My garden is gonna get overgrown. Maybe I just pay for a gardener. You know, when I'm not here, if I go to Thailand, isn't it all just gonna grow like crazy? I guess it'll be winter, so it won't really.

Yeah, I'll miss the cat if I ever do leave.

You've named him Nipsey? Hmm,

I would just call him Mr. Meow Meow. I'm rubbish naming things.

Jeremiah.

Shiloba. Shilob. Sunny named her ginger cat Rudy, and I thought that sounds kind of weird, like it's rude. Ruby would be better.

No, I can't sublet it. It's against the law.

Well, that would be nice if I put it on Airbnb.

Ah, so nice. We've only got 4 hours to go. When I looked at the clock and it said, I don't know, 12 hours, I just wanted to die. I felt so miserable.

I don't mind doing all-day stream if I go out for half the day and do activities, but all day in the house, oh, I go crazy. It's nice to go out and then come back at like 4 or 5, rest, get food, and do talking for the rest of the day. Then I can do 15, 16 hours.

But I have to go out if I'm going to do that. I think if I don't go out, I got to do a half-day stream.

I think all day in the house streaming It was driving me a bit insane. So either I go out or I do a half day.

It's also— it was also nice to bang Bobby again. It's been weeks. It felt really nice to get naked and like get my dick out. There's just something so nice about it. Like all your troubles go away. Debt, money, loneliness, like all that just disappears for a moment when your dick's out and hard and you're naked and

lubed up. When you feel all the senses, the physical senses of your body tingling, and you're just there enjoying the moment, not worried about the future or the past. You're right there in the moment, right up his bumhole. Felt really nice just enjoying your body. You don't have to worry about, you know, philosophical things or your brain

or thoughts or sadness. Just purely in the moment, enjoying your body. Doing what it does, giving you pleasure. It's been a while.

Maybe that's why I feel a bit perkier today. It's like I basically just had sex.

I used baby oil. It was nice.

Still no Crypt. Where's Crypt? We got bones to pick with her.

It's now 3 PM in Toronto. When does she finish?

How dare you herniate your disc when we're supposed to be meeting next

month. I was promised sex and content.

Back blown out by a canoe. That's one massive dildo.

Imagine using a dildo as a massive— I mean, imagine using a canoe as a massive dildo.

What was she doing with the canoe?

I mean, why is she on a deserted island with a canoe anyway? Did she canoe to a deserted island all alone?

She said she was carrying a canoe by herself, I assume, because if you were there with someone Wouldn't you carry it together? And then why— how would you blow your back out if you have someone helping you carry the canoe?

So then she— did she just canoe to a deserted island alone? What was she doing on the island getting naked again?

Sounds so fake. Yeah, it sounds like a fake story. I need toilet.

I was listening to the voice messages the Canadian-American girl sent because I wasn't listening to them earlier. I was doing the transcribing thing. She was saying she likes it when people— when the guy bosses her around and doesn't ask politely.

I don't know if I do that. Like, get me some water instead of can you get me some water? Number one, I would never ask anyone to get me water. I would always get it myself because I hated it when my mum would make you feel bad for asking for help.

So I always try to do everything myself without asking for help or asking for favors, because I don't want— I don't want someone to get angry at me telling them what to do, because I don't like being told what to do. So I would just go and get my own water. I don't really feel comfortable asking people

to do stuff for me, but she said she likes it if I— especially if I say it in like a rude way. Which feels a bit strange because I like to think I'm not rude or demanding, but if she likes it, then maybe I would do it. Get me some water, bitch. Like that. What, like Andrew Tate?

I mean, I think I'm pretty good at sounding rude, maybe.

She was gangbanged. You can read it on Discord. Well, she said it herself.

Really doubt it.

I'm just making stuff up.

Why has my stream got these black bars around the edges? Or is the app glitched?

Oh, I thought my app was glitched.

Read it in the bootleg. Uh, I'm not on the bootleg. Why would I go there?

Just type it out.

Mhm. Isn't Crypt usually in the chat by now at this time? Where is she?

No, the bootleg is not more fun. It's only more fun for you because you don't get banned for being a prick. Not fun for me

because I have to put up with a bunch of idiots constantly saying stuff about me that's not true. It's really annoying.

All they do is just make up a bunch of lies as jokes. It's not even funny.

What's the tea? Crypt says she has hurt her back and herniated a disc, so now I'm thinking, is she still going to come? But I haven't had a response from her since I asked.

She said she'll be in the stream later, but she's not here yet and it's getting late.

No, the bootleg does not have more interesting people. It has more annoying pricks,

if that's what you mean by interesting.

They're not interesting at all. I have no interest in them.

Okay, you're banned, Jerry.

Permanent ban. Go have fun in the bootleg. Get the fuck out of my chat.

Herniated discs hurt a lot. She said the doctor said it will take a couple months to recover, so it seems like she probably can't come then.

Uh, typical. All she has to do is stay at home and not move, but no, she's got to go to some island place and do stuff.

Nobody is left here. Well, it's better like that than having stupid idiots trying to promote the bootleg server in my chat.

I don't know why she's suddenly done this stupid camp thing.

Did she not have a job before? What was she doing before?

Why is she doing this camp now?

How was she making money before this thing?

Who told her to go carry canoes?

All I remember is she was doing something with cats, feeding stray cats, and then, I don't know, like not getting a job.

I actually don't know what she did for work.

Well, if she can't come, then I'm gonna fly in this other Canadian girl because she's got like Lolita style and she likes being a sub and she's very tiny.

She was a waitress, was she? I don't remember.

I actually was not paying any attention to her in the first few months.

Yeah. So we got a new girl now. She's not really new. She's from 2018. I talk to her now and then every few years. Recently we started talking again. She's born in Canada, but she grew up in the US, so she's got dual citizenship. I forgot how old she is.

And apparently she has a crush on me and wants to marry because she likes England, and she's also bi and asked me if I was up for a threesome and she would get girls for us.

No, I'm not showing photos cuz I showed photos of the British girl and I think people freaked her out on Instagram and she blocked me.

I don't know why girls have like a public Instagram page with all their pics and then they freak out when they start getting messages from guys

and then they, they private the whole page

And then set it back to public. It seems so pointless. I mean, do you want people to see your pics or not? Otherwise, why did you put pics on it?

So I think I spooked the British girl. She stopped talking to me as well.

And so yeah, I feel like this crypt thing not going to happen now. She got a herniated disc. If it's true, then she can't fly. She's going to be in incredible pain if she did,

and then she might be grump— I mean, I'm pretty grumpy when I've got back pain. I can't imagine the pain if your disc is herniated.

So she's going to be all grumpy, not going to be fun to be around.

So maybe I can get this other Canadian girl here. Before November, cuz I want to go to Thailand November, meet AJ.

If she's got a bad back, she's going to be walking around like an old woman the whole time.