Kick Livestreams/BIG DAY OUT - gorge + saxon castle 2025-07-10 21_28 [297ae-big-day-out-gorge-saxon-castle] 480p

Wow. Wow. Oh, that's scary. Oh God. I can't believe it's not effing.

Wow, look, metal. Crazy they built this bridge here.

How do they do it? How'd you get the cranes and stuff and the gear to put the bridge up in such a narrow place? I can't believe the stream's not disconnecting. We're in a gorge under a bridge. Look at that bridge up there. How the hell do they build this? It's like an electric fence. Wow. Danger, no access. Oh, what's in there? It's a cave. Any bats? No. Thanks. Okay. Thank you. Not to a dead end. I think it's a dead end. Oh no, it's not. I know, there's no fence here. Looks kind of scary. I don't know if I want to keep going around. No fence. How come when I say thank you they go okay instead of you're welcome or that's okay? They go okay like that. So unscrew these. I don't know if I want to go down there, it looks kind of scary. Um, I'm gonna go back. I'll go back up to the way out. I think that's it really. The gorge, cauldrons, devil, devil's cauldron. Oh, there is a handrail again. Well, I'm gonna go on a fenceless ridge. Oh, it's kind of scary. I don't know, no one else is coming down here. Where does it even go? Nah. Maybe go to the way out. Oh my God, oh, he's tripped on the step. I also don't have any hands because I'm holding 2 phones. You know, I need like a phone attachment on my selfie stick like the streamers used to do. They used to have a phone like to read the chat on the selfie stick itself. Then I have this second hand freed up. Getting pretty hungry now.

Wow.

I want to go back under the bridge. That was cool.

If people come this way, it'll be a bit Very loud. Wow,

look at the bridge.

Pretty cool. Wow.

That was my loudest wow. We got tea room. Loudest wow on record. Boom. I guess it's this way. Do do do. Oh, oh, oh. Yeah, I wonder if they got sabaloi. My armpit's all wet. Oh, look at the view! Can't really see it though. Hmm. Yeah, quite nice. I don't think Sunny would have been able to do that trek. If she fell down and slipped down the gorge and died, Uh, I don't even know what to do. I guess I gotta end the stream, call 999. I'm losing money. Yeah, I don't know if I'd bring a girl here unless she was very fit. to keep up with me. Probably wouldn't bring Crypt here. Yeah, we're out. I think T-Ring's over here. It's just so hot outside of the trees. My iPhone heats up. They got Kubota, Kubota rollers, and the license plate says Chess, Chess Kubota. Only other people here are 80-year-olds. Yeah, but they're fit 80-year-olds. I might go discreet mode, so have a look what they got at the shop. I might get ice cream. Discreet mode. My phone's gonna overheat. Where's the front of the tea room? Is this where I came from? Hello, could I get this and a Cornish pasty, please? Yes, of course.

Takeaway or to have in?

Um, to have in, please.

That'll be £8.35 for you when you're ready.

There you go. Thank you.

You can cut through that just from the side.

Okay, thanks. How do I get out? God, I wish my car was here. My car's like a mile away. I'm not sure if I'm gonna walk to the village first. I can't see a thing on my phone screen, it's so bright. How much battery? Let me see. I can't see my phone screens. 66%. So I want to go to the castle. I don't know how far it is. I don't really want to go back through the gorge. I either go back to the car park, get my car and drive back here, or I just walk to the little town bit. I might just walk to the town bit. It shouldn't be that far. Yeah, it's not that far. Cornish pasty is a bit rubbish. It says 7-minute walk. Okay, the Cornish pasty just tastes like one of those ones you get from Tesco's. I bet they just bought loads at Tesco's and then hiked up the price. So I gotta go that way to go back to my car. I'll probably just walk along the road. I don't want to go through the gorge again, as gorgeous as it was. Now, I didn't know where to put the dirty plate. I just dumped it at the counter. They weren't looking. Whatever. Okay, uh, walk to the castle. Wow. Whoa. Oh, am I on the bridge that I was just under? Look, where's my selfie stick? Imagine I left it in the shop. There's so many damn wires everywhere. Yeah, look, I'm at the— I'm on top of the bridge that I was under when I was at the gorge. Yeah, I was down there. That's pretty cool. I, I also just walk on the road. Not get run over, please. Diddy, diddy. Ow! I've got too many cables everywhere. God, I look like a weirdo. I've got so many cables. This is why I didn't really want to tether my phone to the Bella Box, but I don't really have a choice if I want 4 connections. It's got to be tethered. Oh God. Hope I don't need to pee. Could have just driven up here, and then I'll probably get back to the car around two. Hopefully the power bank's still going. Maybe I unplug the streaming phone to use its built-in battery for a bit. Save some juice. Otherwise, I mean, I could plug Bella Box into the car charger if it dies. This iPhone's not been great in the heat. It gets so hot. I need an S25 Ultra with vapor chamber. Goddamn, this hill's crazy. You were just at a toilet. I don't really need it now. On the way back, I could go to that toilet. I'm hoping sweating is gonna sweat half the liquid out instead of making it turn into urine. We're going to the Norman Saxon castle. Oh, it's so loud. What the hell is that? Weird looking Jeep. Sunny would never be able to do this. She'd be like, oh, can't we just get the car, Daniel? You're so annoying. Why didn't you bring the car to this car park? Oh, so annoying. That's what Sunny would be like. And then she'd start getting hungry and hot and be like, you didn't even get me a donut. So annoying. No, no, don't. Oh God. Oh, that is the castle. Wow, I could have parked right in front of the castle. Can I go in? A church. Going to church. Well, wow, look, the castle. But the castle and the Norman fort are again Let's read this. Remarkably well preserved. Really? Are you sure about that? It doesn't even have a roof. Built in 1195, enlarged in 1238 by Richard, protected by defensive banks. surrounded by— surrounding the older part of the village. Well preserved. Really? Doesn't look very good to me. Very small as well. I swear my mum's house is bigger. These were the richest people in the village, have a castle on a hill. I swear my mum's house bigger than that. Not bragging, gonna be my house someday. Yeah, nearly 1,000 years ago, the richest people of the village domineered the peasants. Oh, pretty nice here. It's like kingdom come, isn't it? I got bored of that, stopped playing it. Yeah, and then there was a Norman fort over there, but it's gone. It's just vanished. There was supposed to be a fort over there. I guess it was made out of wood and it burned away or rotted. 1,000 years. That's cool, they just leave it here without any gates. Oh wait, there is a gate. I was gonna say there's no gates. It's just a hollow empty shell. Unsafe structure built around 1960. What? The viewing platform? Now not safe to use. Repairing it would be costly. It wouldn't last long before becoming unsafe again. Instead, we're going to start work on replacing the structure. What, are they going to take it down? Oh, they built like a metal staircase. Cool. Litford Castle. Oh, hey Crypt, we're at a castle. A dungeon. Wait, does this gate open? No. I don't think so. Yeah, they built like a spiral staircase down there to go down to the bottom. I wonder how come the grass doesn't grow really long at the bottom. Maybe someone comes down and mows it. It's the sex dungeon. Can I go up here? Ooh, wow, I'm in a castle. Oh, it smells old. Oh my God, like 1,000 years of history. Oh, it's got like that musty English smell. Oh, it's got that weird— smells like bubonic plague and Napoleonic Wars and kings and torture. Apparently they executed, uh, royalist soldiers during the Civil War here. Imagine all the deaths that happened in this building. God, look at that! That's pretty cool. Maybe I took a photo. Wow. I'll take the crypt down. What the fuck? Is that the toilet? Uh, I think that's the toilet. Imagine squatting on there and shitting. Look at the window. Oh, look at that, the basement bit down there. That's pretty cool. 3 stories. I wonder why there's no roof. Did they just make it out of wood and it rotted? I guess you can't make a roof out of stone. So they had to use wood and then it just rotted away, but this wood's not rotted. Wow, look at this stonework! It looks so like they just chucked a load of rock into wet cement. It looks so primitive. Who used to live here? I have no idea. The Earl of Lidford. Wow, I can hear my bell box. Why would people come here and scratch their names into this stone? Must have taken ages. Jesus, the bell box is at 40 degrees. Do you think that's okay? Let me check. I got the zipper open. What's that? The Samsung keeps turning itself off. Oh my, I can't get the Samsung to connect. I hope I figure out how to change that. Oh, tethering. I don't know why it keeps turning itself off. The tethering— turn tethering off. In the castle. Very exciting. Yeah, so that's the castle. I think that's it really for things I wanted to do here. I think today went pretty well. Yeah, it was a good day. It's only one. I'm surprised I can stand in the corner of this solid stone construction and still have signal. Oh look, my torch still doesn't work on the iPhone. Weird. Yeah, this is cement. Did they have cement in the olden days? It looks newer. Yeah, they definitely cemented this wood in, maybe in the last 100 years. What's never gonna happen? She wants to marry Daniel. Who? It's weird they don't do anything with this, like, I don't know, convert it into something, a hotel. They just ditch it. Nobody wants it. It just belongs to the state. I'd live here. Get a tent. That little hole, what's in there? Oh, I can feel cool air coming out of it. What's down there? Like a cafe. It's like a cafe down there. Wow, they make the windows so tiny. I wonder why. Imagine I drop my phone down there. Whoa, whoa, why did I drop my phone at the window down to the bottom? I can't get it. Where's the main entrance? Was that it? You think they put the big door here, wouldn't you? Wow, Lidford. Avoid getting shot by arrows. Why don't they just put a window? I think this metal bar is new, but how do they get it in there? Hmm. Everybody wants to look good. It's funny, no one's here. Like, no one gives a shit about this cool structure. I don't know if I need the toilet. I could go, I just can't really be bothered. I'm not bursting like I was before. So apparently there was a fort there, but it's completely gone. I guess it was attached to the castle. Really? I can't go in this bit. Improving the tower viewing platform. All right, they've bolted it shut. Yeah, cool. I wonder how many people died here. Ah. I don't know if I go down there. Nothing there. I could go down there. Might as well, I guess, head back. I might be able to get home half 2 or 3 if I'm slow. Medieval prison and courthouse. It was never a true castle. It was built as a prison and a courthouse. Oh look, it's got like a court with a judge. Well, it's got a judge. And a bedroom. Look, look, the prison at the bottom. Oh, the poor little man. Oh, look, English soldier. So it had like a wooden roof with slates. A dungeon was created by partially filling the former ground floor with rubble. Oh, so that was the dungeon. Courts were held in this tower to oversee laws of the Royal Forest of Dartmoor. Tin mining was important industry in medieval times, closely Controlled by the crown. The prison and courts of Dartmoor. 2 sides of a seal depicting Richard, Earl of Cornwall. He was the richest man in England and even lent money to his brother. King Henry III. He was richer than the king. He dared now. I piss on his court. Suck it, Richard. Richard would have had me tortured and hung if he heard me say that. Fuck you, Richard. Fuck your prison. What are you gonna do about it? Lydford Castle earned a reputation for rough justice, as described in a poem from 1640. I oft have heard of Lydford law, how in the morn they hang and draw and sit in judgment after. Wow, beautiful. Write me a poem about Sunny's meaty cheese socks now. most annoying, contagious, detestable places within this realm. I don't know, it seems pretty nice to me. Imagine thinking all the people dying there. Wow, Crip's only using me as a hookup. So heartbroken. Double the weight of this guy. Actually, I'm 52 kg. I weighed myself. What's that in pounds? Wow, I really hope the sun cream is working because I'm gonna get cooked. I've already reapplied it about an hour ago. Jesus. I don't know about this. I'm gonna get skin cancer. What am I supposed to do? Like, like, wear— I gotta wear long sleeve shirts, I guess. I'm gonna get cooked doing this every day. Daniel, you made me like this, putting me second. Yeah, but I I ended up going back to you every time. I thought Moon would be better, but then I realized nah, she's annoying. Cake was a flake anyway. I need to dress up like one of those Korean grannies with the arm sleeve things, like socks but for your arms, and the granny hat. Oh look, should I go in the church? Church over there. The castle. Maybe I'll go back now. Are they gonna bang in the castle? Pull down the flinty. We've got an inn over there. Nah, I've already had food. There's always a house called the rectory, isn't there? When I was doing Every, there was 2 houses called the Rectory. A Skoda EV, interesting. I've never seen an Audi EV or Skoda EV, you never see those around. Okay, I'll walk back to the car park. I don't really want to go through the gorge again, that stressed me out. It was so high and steep. A nice casual walk along the road. Who's hot? Are we gonna weigh Crypt on my scales? We do a prediction, under or over 60 kg, or maybe 65. I'm gonna take you through the gorge. Well, actually I'm not. I'm gonna walk down the road and go to the car park because I've already been through it. Shut lorry trousers, you're boring. You've been here the whole stream complaining about me being boring, so I can't be as boring as you are. We've done 4 hours, not bad. 5 hours when I get home, add on another 10 hours for relaxation and pot noodle. 15-hour day done, $260. Oh yeah, I really need more money. I bought a GoPro, it's coming tomorrow. I also pre-ordered the Flip 7, coming on the 22nd. And what else? Got to pay— got to fly me girls out. No, it's not been a month on Kick yet. It's been about 3 weeks, 2 and a half weeks. 10 plus 10. It's been about 20 days on Kick. I made about $4,000 already. Pretty good. I need to get a hat like that. Okay, see ya, Crypt. Have a nice sleep. Get that back healed. Don't go out and stop carrying canoes. We need that back nice and healthy, ready to get blown out again. We've got a one-mile walk. Should take about forty minutes. Should be quicker this time because I'm going along the road. I'm going to go back in the gorge. La la la la. Waterfall entrance. Oh. So I spent £20 today. £13 on the ticket, £8 on the food— Cornish pasty and ice cream. I swear those Cornish pasties are like £1 at Tesco. Woo! It's funny, you'd never think there's a treacherous gorge just over there. This road's so nice. The Romans would be proud. The Romans would be like, we civilized this country, look what our children have achieved. Yeah, I ate the— I ate the ice cream first because I was scared it was going to melt. Otherwise, I wouldn't usually eat ice cream with a Cornish pasty, but I think it would have melted if I didn't. These cars are so noisy. Not like my nice EV. I got strawberry and vanilla. Oh my God, there's so many pickup trucks. This is a— isn't it a 60 mph road? We'll be trekking along the country lane. Wow, we didn't disconnect. I can't wait to look at the feedback. I mean, the Playback. I keep calling it the feedback. Yeah, BellaBox work great apart from one problem. The smashed Samsung keeps disconnecting. I don't know why. I've got the iPhone tethered perfectly. Oh, we're getting like 3,000 kilobits on the EE. You get— 3 is kind of struggling though, barely getting 500. But Vodafone and EE destroying it, so I don't really need a 4th one. But yeah, I need to fix that. I don't know why it does that. Why would it default back to transferring from tethering? There must be like a developer option to fix it, but I can't do it very easily when half the screen's smashed. Yeah, I know. Uh, maybe the gorge bit was an hour ago. Not sure. It is getting kind of hot though. You're getting 40 degrees on the BellaBox. Is that okay? Might want to speed up. Might want to get out the road. Ow. That's a nice car, Nissan Qashqai. Another car. Go here. Oh yeah, this is the bridge. I've driven here before. I remember driving this way from Oakhampton to Tavistock. I remember this little The road here always jump scared me because I wasn't expecting it. They put their rubbish out here. That's so far away from the actual house. The actual house must be all the way up there and they put the rubbish down there. Inco Fields Barn. Oh God, why are there so many fucking cars? Petrol cars sound like they have to put so much effort and noise into getting going. One day everyone will be driving electric. Maybe in our lifetimes we'll see it. I hope I'm going the right way. I'm walking home. I'm leaving the car there. Thanks. Oh yeah, the Eameshaw was right. Having the phone tethered into the bell box keeps it charged. iPhone's at 87%. I didn't even need to use the wireless thingy. The problem is I don't know how much battery is left in my power bank. Oh God, this is brutal. There's no shade. Oh God, I really hope this— not having a car Makes you feel so helpless. Maybe I'll check the maps. I just want to get going back to the car park, not dilly-dally with sun cream. This is the only road, it must be this way. I think the gorge is down there, that's where they had that fence to keep the sheep in. I'm gonna get destroyed, my skin. I really should get a hat, probably. I'm walking back. to the car park because I don't want to go through the gorge, but I think the gorge is probably a shorter way to get there. It's 1 mile, so maybe 40 minutes. I've already done like 20 minutes. Start walking faster. Oh God, the sun is getting really strong. It's so silly, us human beings are so ill-equipped to be out in the sun. Stupid skin. Maybe I should have gone through the gorge. Too late now. I'll walk back. Might as well walk back to the car park. Paid £13 to walk on the road. I think it's over there. Maybe. Oh God, I really hope that's the gorge. Oh God. Oh Jesus, I'm getting burned up. Maybe I should check the map. What if I'm going the wrong way? What if I have to turn left at that bridge? Oh shit, I'm gonna stand in this shade and check the map. I can't see my phone. Oh my God. Oh no, I don't know where I am. Yeah, yeah, it's this way. I didn't realize it's so far away. I think it's actually further on the roads because the road goes around the gorge whilst the gorge goes through the gorge. Yeah, it's pretty hot. I didn't realize it'd be this far. It feels further because the road's so big. Yeah, this is not a good idea. At least we've got some shade here. Maybe I go to, um, Kit Hill again or Reservoir. Test the wind muff. Maybe Reservoir because last time I really got stressed out with everything failing. This time we return and conquer. I've got one thing to fix. There's a Samsung tethering. Smash Samsung! Live streaming on the middle of the road. La la la. Any dropouts? What's mean disconnects? I don't think we've had a single disconnect. I even went under the gorge, in between the crags, under a bridge, and it didn't lag or F. I think it had a few gray patches. Yeah, Bella Box is pretty good. I was skeptical. Oh, shadow. Give me the shade. Oh yeah, shade. Oh shit, why am I exiting Litford? Eh? Surely Lydford Gorge would be in Lydford? I think my car's there. The Waterfall Tea Room. Yeah, it must be there. I've got to walk all the way down. Maybe I'll just walk home and get a taxi back to the car park. Hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi. Yeah, it's definitely Waterfall Tea Rooms. That's where I bought my ticket. Is that a Volkswagen Arteon? Never heard of that before. Getting air tight. Yeah. Be great for cycling as well. We'll— I wonder how many steps we did. Do do doo doo bee doo doo doo doo. Dave Gibson would love it here. Do do doo doo bee doo bee doo doo doo doo. Oh God, what is that? Damn, is that electric? No, it's a Toyota hybrid. It was so quiet I didn't even realize it's behind me. That's the one problem with electrics. You really can't tell if they're behind you until they're right behind you and you hear that— What are they doing? Hay bales. Whoa. All the fun. Oh, the life of a farmer. Animals, hay, tractors. No thanks, not for me. The bridge. Home. I want to go home. Want to go home. I want to go home. Want to go home. Want to go home. I think I made $80 already. Feel good. Oh, where the fuck is it? Jesus Christ. Why is it not safe walking here? Just pretend I'm a bicycle. I think the Bella Box ran out of battery. I think the power bank's dead. I had to switch on the phone. Yeah, I think the, the power bank is dead. The bell box— wait, actually it's not dead. I don't know, I don't know. I got to get back to the car park. Power bank could be dead cuz I've been streaming for 5 hours. But it says the Nighthawks on. Oh, there it is. Oh, thank God. We're at the car anyway. I wonder what happened. Either the power bank's dead or, I don't know, the BellBox blew up in my bag. Oh, thank God we made it. Where's my car key? I don't know if it's laggy. I've got no Nighthawk or BellBox. No, I can hear the bell box in my backpack. Yeah, I don't know, maybe it's just light. I'll check. Oh, my beautiful car! Oh, thank God, save me! Please, car, save me! Oh, thank God! Oh God! Oh Jesus! Oh, that was one hell End of our journey.

The car's boiling.

Oh, it's back on. Yeah, when I parked here, it was in the shade, and now the shade moved. I swear I parked in the shade when I got here. Yeah, I've got 12% on the power bank, so I'm not sure what happened, but nice to know my backup works. I look disgusting. Oh, all these pimples on my lips as well. Oh God, that was brutal. Come on, aircon, max power. Oh God. Max power aircon. Jesus Christ, what a walk. Stupid smashed Samsung. Absolutely useless. Oh God, it's warm. Jesus Christ. Oh, that's it for my leg. Go home, go home. Oh God. Going home now. Oh, Jesus Christ, iPhone is melting. I wonder if my music will play. Oh. iPhone is so hot. Hey, it works! Hi. How are you going? Hi. Oh God, get up here.

See you, let's Just goes never again.

Now I'm the king of the road. No more walking. Fuck it, bro. God, it's really like Thailand here. We're home! Nice and close. Starting to hit the garbage bin. Testing. Back home. Oh, I'm so sticky and gross. I need so many things. Turn off the bell box. 5% battery on the power bank. 5 hours. Seems like only 5 hours, really. My face, look. Oh God, my face. Oh God, I'm destroyed. I've got a pink on my lip as well. God, look at my face. Oh, bro. Oh God, I'm so sticky. Sweat and sun cream. Oh God, that was tough. My feet. I'll wash my face. Stinky feet. I need to go to the first. Is there another way? Oh, there is. Oh, fuck, I was bringing the garbage. I'll get the garbage bags. I think they've been— Yeah. Um, I don't know if they've been or not. They took my cardboard, but they left the food and the plastics. Why would they just take the cardboard? Did they come or not come? Everyone else's garbage is still out there. I think the recycling people— but then who took the cardboard? I'm so confused. Why would they not take my food waste? Oh God, so hot. Bin men are kind of weird. Last time they left some bottles in my food bin. You don't have to sort it. It said the recycling sack, you put plastic containers, drink bottles, which is what I put in there. Uh, I think everyone else's rubbish is still out there, so I don't think they came. But then who took the cardboard? Because usually the people who take the food and the plastic are the same people who take the cardboard. Really weird. Well, I guess I'll leave it out there. Oh, it's always so exhausting coming back from being outside, sticky from sun cream. At least I don't have a headache like last time. Oh God. It's half 2. Market's open. I got home just in time for the market. I'm gonna get sunburned again. Looking kind of rough. This is what streaming in Thailand's gonna be like. I don't know. Unless I go out at nighttime, which would probably be better. I don't really want to be out in the Thai sun, 35 degrees. I don't know now. But I don't know if I want to go to Thailand anymore after that. The constant heat, trying to stream outside in that. And then the sun damage. Maybe I need to get a hat. We just stream inside the shopping centre. Yeah, fill out my spreadsheet. Okay, £13, uh, Litford Gorge. Done. And £8 Cornish pasty ice cream. Oh God, I love being at home after slaving away outside. Being at home is great. God, my hair. It's like fried to a crisp. Yeah, it was quite close. It's about 6 miles away, thank God. Oh my hair looks wild. Oh God, what? The trek to the car park was like a death march. Oh Jesus, I gotta get a hat or something, I don't know. I think this streaming, the sun damage is gonna age me by 5 years. I really hope the sun cream's doing its job. I'm getting a GoPro tomorrow. Oh my God, that was crazy. Did it not disconnect at all? Apart from on the way back to the car park, I had like a weird thingy where I thought— I thought the power bank died and the bell box I'll check the footage. Where's the switch? Let's have a look. Imagine, imagine me naked hanging in a tree. The first thing I scroll to, imagine me naked. At least they put— if they didn't put this fence, I don't think I'd come this way. I can't see It looks rubbish. The hell? Why is it all pixelated? I understand.

Yeah, it's really warm.

I don't get it. I had it at 5,000 bitrate. It should have looked better than this. In the house it looks good. Yeah, I don't really want to go to Yeah, it was stable, but I was expecting it to be a bit clearer than this. I lost the bar. I still got three, ee, and five. No, I put a five thousand bitrate. Yeah, when I, when I stand still, it looks really good. Then I start moving, it goes all pixelated. At least my skin looks good. Haha. Look, when I sat down at the bench, it looked really clear. I've got a little— I've got little beard hairs sprouting. Now it's really clear my iPhone was melting. It's funny, the S10+ was fine even though it's streaming. The iPhone was doing nothing, but then Melted. This is my iPhone overheated. iPhone melt. I don't know if it's streaming. My iPhone just shut down. The iPhone so hot. IPhone's rubbish, isn't it? I am reading chat, you're just not saying anything. I'm reading it now. You're not saying anything to respond to. Update us on your stocks. Well, the market's tanking right now. So I'm up £1. And wow, Tesla's ripping 3.5%. Barrick Gold not doing anything. Uh, Russell 2000, kind of ripping but not really. No, I'm still in the shorts. I'm not stopped out. So I am— wow, I'm up 5.5% on Russell 2000. I'm up 17% on Barrick Gold. I'm flat on Tesla. It's literally 0.03% down on Tesla. That's how they look. Looking pretty good for the main portfolio. Just need patience, guys. Tesla will bounce, Russell will rip, Barrick Gold will do something, and then eventually market will pull back and I'll make my money back from my shorts. Bada bing, bada bong, as they say in the Maldives. I know why it looks so blocky. I was getting good, decent signal. It was at 5,000 bitrate. Maybe the bitrate had to be even higher. What do you think? I don't know. So, uh, there is a handrail again. I'm gonna go on a fenceless bridge. It was kind of I don't know, no one else is coming down here. Just hoping it looks a bit better than Minecraft blocks. Where does it even go? And— oh! I'm afraid to have this second hand freedom. Well, at least my skin looks good because it was kind of blocky. Hmm, I haven't shut my door. Let's do that trick.

Thanks. Can I get cornish? Hello. Can I get this and a Cornish pasty, please?

It looked good in the shop.

Um, pardon, please?

Okay, okay. Cornish pasty. Yeah, when I was in the shop, you can see all my freckles. I look so oily and gross. I see I can interact with people. The ice cream is making my teeth hurt. What about the castle?

Hi, babe. Thanks, you're going.

Hmm, it looks good with the castle bit. I guess. Doesn't it look kind of worse than before? I'm not bursting at all. Hmm. Hmm. At least it didn't disconnect, I guess. That's the main thing. It looked really good in the ticket shop. It must be annoying every time someone buys a ticket, you give them that long extra I'd get annoyed. I'd be like, here's trail. Here's have have you some. I was just hoping the video quality would look better than that. I swear it didn't look this blocky. I mean, it's good enough. Waterfall selfie. It's way too blocky to even be usable. Camera's not working. Camera's not working? Oh, the rubbish people are here now. It's weird. Who took my cardboard then? If the rubbish people came now, someone took the cardboard. Maybe the black bin bag man took it. What do you mean? I did see the cauldron. How did I not see it? Do you think the neighbor took my cardboard? No, that was the cauldron. I didn't turn back. So much rubbish. I would not want to be a bin man. It's just so boring. Hello. Well, I'm sure it all looks the same anyway. It's just water in a valley. I thought that was the cauldron, the whole thing. Well, no one else is going down there, and they didn't put a fence. Bravo. The pasta looked good. Okay, go back tomorrow then. It was just so damn hot. Yeah, I couldn't do it. The bin vents are slow. Come on. Let's go out there. Hmm, let me check my VOD because I swear... Where's the one? Maybe it wasn't yesterday, was it? Yeah, it looked really good on the reservoir. Oh, that's Kit Hill. It seemed like it. I don't know, even on Kit Hill it's the same, like kind of blocky when I move and then really clear when I stand still. Maybe it wasn't just today then. Oh hey, Crypts, we're home now. Reviewing the footage. So hot. Huh, yeah, I think I got burned. I don't know, do I look burned? I've got my beard as well. I forgot to shave. I've got a pimple. I put 2 layers of SPF 50. I'm getting destroyed by the sun. Mm, got beard. I need to get some kind of hat. I put sun cream before going and then I put it again about 2 hours later. How many hours do I have to put on every time? Every 2 hours? Yeah, I did. Look at the bond. When did I reapply it? 3-ish. And... At 2:54, I'm reapplying. I left the house. It's hard because they, they inverse the numbers. It says beginning of the stream was 5 hours 50 minutes ago. Reapplication was 2 hours 54 minutes ago. So that was exactly 2 hours. Well, that's like 3 hours actually. I think I reapplied 3 hours, but I didn't leave— I didn't leave the house until an hour, so it was technically 2 hours. I think I spent an hour in the house. Put your PayPal link in the chat, maybe someone will donate. Maybe some aloe vera. Could be, but just no mimes. Pay for Crips ticket, but I bought a GoPro and Samsung. I've also got no money. I've got $1,100 in the overdraft because I didn't get my Kick money yet. I should get another $1,500. Yeah, I'm gonna have to get you some money. Tonight or tomorrow? No, I bought the Flip 7. Can't you put your PayPal link in the chat? Yeah, I'm getting paid a lot, but every time I get paid, it gets gobbled up by overdraft. So now I'm in overdraft £1,100 and I'm gonna get paid £1,100. So even after getting paid, I'm gonna still be in overdraft until next week unless I buy something again. Ugh, the glass is so dirty. I need my WeMiss refund. I don't think I'll put it on my face. Makes my face all tight. Put it on my neck. Look at my beard. Bye, son. Bye, son. Flies everywhere. Okay, well, that's good enough. I'm sorry, my phone is really shaky. Maybe that— I hope the Flip 7's got good stabilization. Oh, Russell 2000's ripping. What? The market is tanking, but Russell is ripping. Are we in the late stages of the market gonna crash? Because usually small caps rip after the indices finish ripping. Well, Russell's gonna rip. Tesla, yeah, if it's a rip. It's up 3%. No, I could fly crypto. It's just, um, I need a few more weeks to accumulate my money because I've been spending a lot. By mid-August, I should have thousands of pounds. Easy. I gotta get my rubbish. No, I still don't have my Kick money or my WeMiss money. Why are they so fucking slow sending money? I was supposed to get paid last week and they paid it on Sunday midnight. So what, am I gonna get paid again on Sunday midnight? Give me my money now! I worked hard talking to my camera all day long. It was very hard work. It's a bit dark outside. How am I gonna give out rubbish? Monitor update. Let me check. They said they received it and will let me know. Uh, repair requested. That's it, doesn't say anything else. Oh, my nose is all sticky now. How many days? 12 days until I get my Flip 7. Oh, I want it now. Look at my rubbish, but I think there's a dog outside. How many steps is it? Oh, 13,000 steps. Look. Oh damn! That's 420 calories burned. What do you mean 3-month probation? What does that mean? You're not a criminal, are you? No. I thought probation— oh wait, I'm thinking of parole. I thought you meant you'll be on 3-month parole. What's probation? I don't even know what probation means. I have no idea what probation— I thought it meant you just got out of jail and you got 3-month parole. I have no idea what probation means. Probation. Is it a superior form of masturbation? I don't know, just cause drama in the chat. Yeah, I get more money apparently if chat's active, so I make more money, then I'll send you some. Now I'm making $7,000 a month. Yesterday I made $160 from 10 hours. Today I'm going to do 3, set, set, 9, 10. I can do 16 hours today if I stream until 1:00 AM. I'll make $260. I think that's like $400 Canadian, isn't it? No, $355 Canadian. Hmm, let's check the markets. I think something's going down. Russell is ripping. Markets are tanking. I'm up 6% on Russell. See, I told you. Yeah, I only had one STD. I think she's like spreading lies. Gonna have to ban soon. It's just saying fake, false stuff constantly. I only ever had one STD. What the fuck? I had chlamydia 2014. £1.130. My overdraft's gone up. Ah, £1.130 now. My overdraft is bigger than how much Kick are gonna pay me this week. I wonder if I ban you, can you still redeem the channel points and then unban yourself? Because that's pretty funny. It's like, it's like a life, you know, in video games when you die, you got one life, 4 lives. I don't know. I should have a ban— immune from ban role. What a tiring day. I don't know what else people can spend points on. I got fed up with the push-ups. It's got annoying. Like, I'm trying to stream and then I get interrupted with having to do push-ups. I'll do push-ups, but when I want to, because I have to do them every day. God, it would be— it would— I shouldn't say it loud, door's open. It would really suck if you came and then we had sex and then we got a yeast infection and then we couldn't do it at all for the next week and then you had to go home. We better wash properly afterwards. It's happened to me before. I moved in with this Korean girl back in 2023. We had sex Once, and I didn't wash my willy, and the next day I had itch, and I couldn't do it. I couldn't have sex for like a week. Sorry, I'll be careful. I never got a rash from Faster. I got a rash from the Korean woman. I never got a rash with Sunny. Yeah, with Sunny, Mila, Faster, I never got a rash. But I was also very careful with washing. But with the Korean woman, I got lazy. I didn't wash on the night we had sex, and then the next day, oh, it was so red. I don't know, sometimes you have sex and then you really relax and you fall asleep, don't you? It's happened. Like, you feel really relaxed Auf deine Seite, also nicht vorsleepen. Oh Gott, hallo. Ich bin so allein. My day trading account, 222. Look at that. Someone's sweeping outside my house. Hmm. Hmm. I feel stuck. I can't shut the door because my garbage is outside. I can't go and get the garbage because the neighbor's outside. Like I say, you're great. Maybe I'm just gonna get it later. I think you just get it straight away. Oh no, the grasshopper died. Little Jimmy got cooked. I told him to go out. He didn't listen to me. Stupid flies. Why are you planning on spending 1K on AJ but not planning to splurge on Crypt? Because Crypt is coming in August and AJ is coming November. I have a lot more money in November and I will help Crypt with Damn, my biceps are bulging. Look at it. We'll eat some steaks tonight. By November, I'll have like £20,000. Yeah, after today, I don't know about living in Thailand. That was— the heat was brutal. Imagine that every day for every year. I would not be able to stream outside unless I go outside when it's dark. Oh my God, the fucking fires. Oh wait. Oh God, the weather is brutal for streaming out there. Well, in Thailand I'll be in a city, so I, I guess I could easily come out when the sun goes down. I need to get some kind of hat. I was thinking the Japanese World War II hat's pretty good. Well, sorry, my phone overheated. I don't know. I'm thinking I use something else as my main phone and then I just use this as a modem in the backpack. Like, I use the Flip 7 as my streaming phone, this phone as my chat phone, this one as my modem. Is the 17 Pro Max going to have good cooling? I also, I need to figure out why the smashed Samsung keeps changing the USB mode. I, yeah, they discontinued the Mini because it has rubbish battery and it overheats. I should probably charge my power bank. I might need it today. Yeah, the power bank lasted pretty well. Seems like 5 hours is the limit. 5% left. Juice it up. And I might wait until, until evening to get my stuff. A lot of neighbors out there right now. If I use the GoPro streaming phone, this phone, that phone tethered, get rid of Smash Samsung, use Flip 7 as my tap phone. No, Flip 7 as my streaming phone. No, I use a GoPro as the streaming phone. I use a GoPro as a streaming camera, a Flip 7 as my chat phone, this one and this one tethered, and Flip 7 wirelessly tethered. Don't need all this gear to stream in Bangkok. Yeah. I'm designing this backpack so I can stream in the middle of nowhere, but in Thailand you got 5G connectivity because it's a massive city. We just use one SIM in Bangkok with a phone and it's fine unless I go in the middle of nowhere. Oh well. You never know. So tomorrow, hmm, I don't know if I go out again. Could do, could do Meldon Reservoir again, test out the wind muff. And then I'll get the GoPro tomorrow, but it won't be until late. No, I don't want to walk down that cauldron thing again. Well, I could park at the car park outside of the cauldron and not go through the gorge. I think I deserve some credit for not turning back and actually sticking to the gorge trail because I was actually very scared. You're walking on a very thin trail, right on the edge. One trip and you're dead. How'd you even get out of there? You'd probably scratch yourself up and break something as well. My knees were shaking. I wonder if I put my rubbish outside my door, would the bin men be bothered to come all the way to the door to get it, or would they be too lazy and just chuck it out near where the curb is? I would not want to bring Sonny to where I went to today. She would just complain the whole time and then get stressed and then take it out on me. And then she'd blame me for being bad at planning dates. She'd be like, this is a place where you bring your mates, not your girlfriend, Daniel. They don't even have any donuts. She'd just get tired and hot and then moan. She also gets upset when I walk off in front of her because she can't keep up with me and she thinks I'm leaving her behind. Like when we did the Amazon Flex, it was cold and raining. I would start running back to the car and she would be slowly walking. She got upset about that, saying I was like running off without her or running away from— I was just running back to the car because we got fucking 60 parcels to deliver. I thought she was in the military. Chop chop. I don't know how she was in the Air Force. Don't they do physical drills for the air cadets? I would leg it back to the car and she was like casually strolling. She looked so miserable. It was like 10 PM at night, pitch black. We still had 20 parcels left. God, it was not fun. Well, credit to her for even coming with me. She came with me for, I think, 3 Amazon blocks. She was trying to be supportive, I guess. I appreciate that. I was very nervous to do my first block, so it was nice that she came with me. She said stuff like, wow, look at you, Daniel, you're actually working. Proud of you. And then secretly building resentment. She said she didn't like it when she came over and I was constantly looking at the app. Nah, I don't miss delivering parcels. It was horrible. I hated it so much. Imagine having 100 little boxes in your car and now you've got to deliver it to 100 houses. Some of them are farms, some of them are weird places, some of them have no parking and are on the side of a busy road. It was not fun. Bitcoin's at 111,120. 111,200. Bitcoin ripped. All right. All right. I think I opened the door. I need a toilet. Got some snackies. Oh yeah, they took all my rubbish. Good job. I don't think I've got Amazon coming today. No, not today. One coming today. What? GoPro's coming tomorrow. The GoPro was 280. It was on Prime Day, okay? And the Flip 7, £950 on Prime Day sale as well. How is it on Prime Day sale when the phone just came out yesterday? I've already got 11% discount. Very generous. And I've got pepperoni. Oh, it's all wet and slimy. Oh. And then you can suck the plastic, it's got juices on it. Yeah, this iPhone really sucks with overheating. It's overheating now and it's dimming the screen. To try and stay cool. Mm, good. Oh God. It's so hot. I feel like I don't even want to go Thailand anymore. I want it to be cold again. And this is nothing. This is like 26 degrees. Thailand's 35 degrees. What food do I have? Oh, you missed the Litford Gorge. It went pretty well. I didn't have any disconnects, although I would like the footage to look a bit nicer for next time. Don't really know how. I'm going to have a burger. The ice is making the Less room in the fridge, even more. Might have a burger. Burger and chips. What time is it? It's only 4. Long way till dinner. What's that? Oh, bread. It says it's 26 here. They don't make it easy to open either. Here, I nearly got it wrong. Bug. Bug. That's what it sounds like. Bug. Mr. Bug. I didn't even use Where's my magnet? Melt the cheese. Uh, it'll melt on its own from the residual heat. Hunger Games. I mean, Squid Games, when they do the game. Fucking cheese. Hard day out at work in the sun, come back for some food and relaxation. What could be better? I haven't drank that oat milk. At all. I don't really want it. I don't like— I get sunburned. Maybe you might have. Can get brown. Maybe have a Coca-Cola with it too. Coke and beer— I mean, Coke and burger. So healthy. Burger buns. Nice and crisp. Here goes the patty. Cheese. The sauce. Who deserves to graze in the sunshine? Burger and Coke, don't get much better than that. Bosh. Have you seen that guy on Instagram? His whole content is just him describing the weather and looking at his food, and then he goes, bosh. It's so stupid. All his reels are just that: in the conservatory with the missus, with a massive sausage, having a good weekend. Bosh! Oh, Instagram content's so shit. You only got that. Khalid Walimi Lumi guy getting millions just by watching someone else's video making a silly face. He just goes like that. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. It's like school cafeteria burger. Okay, four o'clock call today. Oh God. This phone's getting hot, hot again. All I'm doing is I'm watching Kick on it. That's all I'm doing on it, and it's burning up. Rubbish. And when you charge it, it gets hotter. I am the belching British man. I shall bestow upon you Decades of wisdom. Thursday already. Friday tomorrow. Still didn't get my kick money. Where the fuck's my money? Who else's face should we add to emojis? What about— uh, I can't do faster. I wouldn't dox her face like that. We got Tomoko and single mother. Pictures somewhere. I actually don't know where my Tomoko pictures are, and I deleted her masturbating video. I had a bunch of videos of Tomoko with her legs spread, and she was like fingering herself. The one she sent me when we were talking before we met. What dirt do you want? Hong Kong guy. Hmm, maybe German girl and Turkish girl. I don't have their pictures. I don't have a picture of the Korean girl from 2023. She had brown-looking skin, short brown-dyed hair like a bob. She, uh, her nose was quite nice. I mean, her face was not bad. I thought facially she looked quite nice. It's just her body, like the way she held herself, was not feminine. at all. Her fashion was really bad as well. She wore baggy trousers and hoodies all the time. What about a skirt or a dress? She was too tomboyish. She sat like this, like a man. She sat with her legs spread. She was like a man. She's sitting on the sofa like this, legs wide open. Very unattractive. Can you hear that? Jesus Christ, the door's right there, you fucking moron. God. How does it feel to be an incel? Huh? I'm having sex next month with Crypt. Maybe I'll just fly her out now, and then I'm having sex in September with my Canadian wife. And then, I don't know, if things go well with Krit and she wants to, I don't mind flying her out again for more sex. Maybe south— I mean, Thailand as well. This iPhone, God, it's getting awful. I can barely use it. Yeah, if things go well with Crypt, set's good, we get on well, views are good, I mean, I would like to see her again. I'm not lying, it's just I've been spending a lot recently and I'm in minus £1,000 overdraft. Every time I get paid, the money goes straight out again. Although I should be getting a double whammy of pay next week. Oh, that's good. Because of YouTube. This iPhone is unusable, it's so fucking hot. Look, the Samsung S10 Plus is barely hot at all. I think having the battery pack on makes it hotter. I think this iPhone's gotta go. It's gonna be retired to modem usage only. I can't use this as my main phone. It's so slow. Needs a fan. No, it smells like saliva. It gets so hot. Also, the flashlight doesn't work anymore. The button— Something wrong. With your brain. Yeah, should be getting double whammy of pay next week. with Kick and YouTube. It's the last month of YouTube earnings before I move to Kick, so it should still be good, like £1,000. So I should get £2,000 next week. I really gotta start thinking of selling stocks. Could sell Russell 2000. Yeah, I think Russell 2000's not got a lot left to go. It's up 6.5%. It's up £120. Nice. Basically made back what I lost from the shorts. Can you hear all the flies in here? Yeah, the content is we talk about money and then we talk about my connections and then sometimes sex with girls. That's the content. Are you entertained? Friday, sunny. I should go out again tomorrow, test out the wind muff. Maybe I get a hat, otherwise I'm going to be chugging through so much sun cream, and I think I'm still getting burned even with the sun cream. Friday and Saturday were really sunny, 28 degrees. It wasn't that busy. There's a fly eating my burger leftovers. I got you a hat coming tomorrow. Really? I hope it's big because Ken sent me a red cap and it's too small for my big head. Apparently I have a big head. Size M. Well, I hope it looks good. I need to look fashionable. Do I still plan to pay my mum? Uh, yeah, maybe. Could do. Can do. God, I'm melting here. I'm melting. It's us, AI, something. Hey Daniel. I have a problem with my S10 Plus tethering it to my Bell Box using USB cable. It makes me set the settings to tethered from transferring, but then it automatically defaults back to transferring, and then I've got to manually set it back to tethered every 20 minutes maybe. How do I stop that?

Sounds frustrating. Here's a trick. On your S10+, head to developer options in settings. Look for default USB configuration and set it to USB tethering. If it keeps reverting, try restarting your phone in safe mode to rule out app interference. Let me know how it goes.

Yeah, I knew there was a way to set the default USB setting in developer mode. Problem is it's hard to do now because the screen's smashed. Oh God, so hot. Stupid, isn't it? Charging the car up. Overdraft gone up to 1K. Where the fuck are you spending your Kick money? I got a Flip 7 coming, but I haven't paid a penny because I got it on finance, and I bought a GoPro 13 for my streaming phone. Now I've got to set this To developer's mode somehow. Look, I can't even see the keyboard because half the screen's smashed. Developer mode. Developer options. There you go. Aha! Select debug app. Verify apps over USB. Where is it? Input? No. Oh God. This room is a lifesaver. So hot in here. Well, in here it's cool. No, I already sent the monitor for repair. They said they're gonna tell me later. And where's this USB mode thingy? Default USB configuration. Where's that? Debugging default USB config. Oh, I found it! Oh yes, look, I can set the default to tethering. It's set to transferring files. Oh, I love developer mode. I put it to USB tethering. Because today I put USB tethering and it kept switching back to default transferring files. It was so annoying. Okay, it should be fine now. Nice. Look, you can't see half the screen. Smashed. Nice, nice, nice. Yeah, I'm getting the new Flip. I pre-ordered it on Amazon. I got 11% off for Prime Day. I'm fixing all these problems, all these problems coming at me, and I'm just whacking them out. Like a genius. Bet you miss the stock talk now, don't you? No, market's ripping. Not good. How much have I spent since my kick thing happened? I've got Nighthawk. Let's get a calculator. So I got Nighthawk 458, Bellabox 240, GoPro 280, Flip 7 Um, what else did I get? Is that it? Oh, I spent £2,000 on my IRL setup. Well, 2 new phones would be good for dating in case one gets banned. Uh, I spent £20 today, £13 on the car park. And all this car parking and buying food out on the field. I had to buy GoPro mounts, new tripod, wind buff. That's all £50. Well, I need a new phone anyway. This iPhone Mini is getting really rubbish. I'm just gonna downgrade it to being a modem and then use my— maybe I use my Flip 7 as my main phone. And I'll use all the other phones. I've got 3 phones to be tethered. Although wait, I can only tether 2 unless I can use Ethernet. Is there Ethernet to USB? Oh no, £13 wasn't for car park, it was for the ticket to get to Lydford Gorge. Get the phone and shut up. Why don't you shut up, idiot? Stupid idiot. Loving my tiles now. In winter I was complaining. Is this charged up yet? 74%. It charges at 56 watts, so quick. Got 240-watt high-speed Cable here. I have to keep charging stuff, it's really annoying. The Tech Man Dan. I've got my Bella Box. Bella Box did really well today. Let it out for some air. Good job, boyo. We had 2 tethered phones to it providing direct connection. Tethered Nighthawk, very nice. I fixed the Samsung smash Samsung problem, very cool. What other problems we got? Got Crypt coming next month. I told her to link her PayPal, but she didn't. Why didn't she link it? Unless it got auto-removed or something like that. So maybe there's some kind of setting. Oh yeah, I think there is like an anti-link setting. I gotta do it myself. We still gotta test out the wind muff and test the GoPro tomorrow. GoPro is going to get here at 6 or 7, I think. Let me check. GoPro 13. I haven't used GoPro since GoPro 7. Oh look, MacBook Pro 14% off midnight. Oh, £1,000. 30% off LG TV, 98-inch, £2,000. Should I get it? Maybe I should get some kind of monitor or TV. Otherwise, me and Crypt are just going to be staring at the wall. Unless— no, I should wait for Amazon to tell me if they're going to fix my monitor or not, and then I'll just use that. They said it'll take 2 weeks, which is plenty of time. Before August. Too busy in the bedroom. Well, surely we'll come down for food and then hang out here, not having sex all day. Plus we got a stream. I'm thinking we have sex in the morning and then at lunch and then probably after lunch. Or maybe if we're going to go somewhere, we should head out before lunch and then do Try and keep the stream shorter. I'm not going to do these 10-hour streams. We were thinking about 5, 6, 7 hours, and then once we're going home, I'll probably shut— I'll probably turn the stream off before driving home. Be like, hey, so thanks for watching, guys. End stream now, we're going home. So I'm thinking we do like 11-ish to 4 or 5, and I'm thinking we just go live from the location. So I got to practice using my remote desk thing. Let's see if it works. Oh yeah, it works! Holy shit, that's pretty cool. I got remote access to my desktop from my phone. So I just start the stream when we get there and end the stream when we're about to go home, and I can end it remotely. It's pretty damn cool. I wonder if I can get her to stay longer if I like her. Otherwise, send her back. Refund. Send her back to Amazon. Drop her off at the post office. I can't decide if I want to keep her or send her back. Maybe I keep her longer. If she brings in the views and the sex is good, do you think she might stay longer? I'll just get her another return ticket. Otherwise, send her back to Amazon. It's like trial girlfriend. Try before you buy. Why only bang fatsies? She's not fat. Maybe I'll take her on a 10-hour trek. through the moors. Do you think I'm going to get annoyed with that? I don't know. It's not— I mean, I'm not doing anything important apart from streaming, but we're going to stream together. Does she eat a lot? What if my fridge isn't big enough? Who? Well, maybe we stream and then we end the stream and then we go buy takeaway or something and then come back for movie time and dinner, then dinner sex. You get annoyed with literally everyone. Only if they nag me a lot. Like Moon was already nagging me, so I got annoyed with her. I feel like Moon would be a massive nag. I don't like being bossed about. Maybe in August it'll be a bit cooler. Maybe I'll nag her. Faster didn't nag me, now I think about it. I actually nagged Faster for being untidy. Faster was so messy. It was leaving— she— Faster would just eat food and leave the packets lying around without putting it in the bin. Or she wouldn't do the dishes and she wouldn't put her clothing away in the wardrobes, and she would just sit on the bed all day on her phone not doing anything productive. I don't like that. I think you should at least get— put stuff away. If you're not going to use it for a while, like clothing needs to go in the closet. She was just always on her phone, not doing any housework. I never saw her once like sweeping up or tidying stuff. It was always me doing it. So yeah, Fasta didn't nag me. If you are not getting nagged, you kind of become the nagger. It's weird, isn't it? Now you sound like your mum. Yeah, I feel like when you live with someone who you feel like is lazier than you are, you start nagging them, don't you? Because they don't— they won't change unless you say something, and you start getting annoyed. You build resentment. Hmm, Chihiro didn't really nag me much apart from washing the rice and wrapping the onions. The worst one was the Korean girlfriend from 2010. Because she had OCD tidiness. She would wash grapes in baking soda. She was so obsessed with everything being squeaky clean. That's why I like having not much stuff. Because then you don't really have to worry about things getting cluttered because there's nothing to be cluttered. I'm already getting a bit annoyed with the monitor stand there. I need to put all those things away. The Lego is getting a bit annoying. Maybe I'll put some stuff away. First thing I'll say to Crypt. Hello. Hello. I hope she washes her vagina properly. I don't want to get a yeast infection. Imagine she comes here and then the next day we both get yeast infections, can't have sex for a week. How shit would that be? When I get a yeast infection, I don't want anything touching my dick. I need to leave it alone, just keep it clean until it heals. It goes all red and like pimply, bumpy, and then endless smegma keeps coming off. I keep having to rinse out the foreskin to keep it clean. It's disgusting. There's no way I could do anything sexual. I'll probably stop banging Bobby as well so I don't risk anything. Yeast infections are worse. Puts you out of action for at least a week. Remember I went to that pharmacy in Japan? I wanted to get yeast infection cream, and I picked up this cream. I asked the woman, can men use this? And she just goes— I can't remember what she said, but she just said one word and walked off. Yeah, remember I went into the shop for my skin rash, and then she said a phrase I've never heard before, and I just randomly said hi. It was something like kokoro itari, kokoro atari. Yeah, it's like, do you know what it is? Like, do you have something in mind? And then I heard it again when the police came to my apartment. In the guest house, they said, "Nonggu kokoro atari yari pasu ka," saying, "Do you? Do you have any idea what we might be here for?" And then I knew what they were meant meaning by saying that. I never heard that phrase before. It's so silly though. Like directly translated, kokoro and atari. It's like heart, and ataru is like to be right or to be correct about something. Why your heart? What's your heart got to do with it? It's gonna be awkward. You won't say much to her. Yeah, Sunny was good because she talked a lot. She had good energy, and I'm just me. I'm like, hello. She goes, oh, you're taller than I expected. And then I'm like, yeah, I don't know what to say. I'll just say, oh, you look nice. Sorry, let's go. Are you tired? How was the flight? I really don't So maybe it'll be easier if I stream it because then you guys can help make it less awkward. Yeah, I'm really bad at keeping conversations going. New idea. That's why I need a girl who talks a lot. Well, not too much, otherwise it would just be 2 people sitting there. Really awkwardly in silence. Bulging biceps. Look at my biceps. Well, my main concern will be— my main focus will be getting us home safely because I'm gonna drive from the Exeter Airport. I'm gonna have to study the route, so I'll be mainly focusing on not crashing because I'm not very good in cities. I've got to concentrate. Exeter's not far, but it's a city, and I do my weirdest stuff when I'm in cities because I get confused and flustered. Wow, Barrick Gold ripping. Maybe if it rips back up to here, I might sell it. There'll be a little 4% gain. Check my portfolio. 4,293. Doing good today. God, back in May it was as low as 3,800. Oh, look, I took money out. I had £8,000 in November 2024. I had to take out £2,000 to fund Devon and then another £1,000— £2,000? No, another £1,000. I took out £3,000 of my portfolio. To fund Devon, but around Christmas I had eight thousand in it. Look at this. I used my most I had in it was back in 2020 for like one day. I had. I can't even zoom in on it. Look. Where's the thirty k? Can't zoom in on it. It won't. Can I zoom in? I can't zoom in. A bit rubbish. God, I had so much money. Look, 28K. I had 28,000. And it just tanked all the way down to 8,000, and it bounced a bit back up to 17,000, and then it drops, and then I just could never get it back up again. It's just— look, flatline, and then I took money out. Flatline, and then I took money out. Flatline. I just, I can't get it to go up again. Look, all my process progress is always just a flat line. It just goes like this ever since 2020. It goes down because I keep taking money out. First to fund the taxes and then to fund Devon. I was doing so well and then I just blew it all and I never— I haven't been able to get back to those great Gains. Been in Barrick Gold for 3 years. It's only gone up about 20%. 20% of $5K is rubbish. It's like $1K. Oh well, at least I made a couple thousand over the past few years with Barrick Gold. But I do feel like stocks probably going to be like a low priority thing I want to buy. I feel like there's other things I can use with my money that could provide better returns, like, I don't know, a plane ticket, a girl, and then I use it to make content instead of trying to invest and paying off debts. My priorities would be Paying for content, making— paying debts, buying tech, and then maybe if I got leftover stuff, buying stocks. Like, if you give me £1,000, I could either invest it or fly crypto over. Which one's going to be the better return on investment? It's like a farmer. A farmer doesn't buy stocks. He buys livestock and grain because that's what he knows most about. He doesn't know what company's doing well, what to invest in. He just buys some cattle and he buys some feed, puts the grain in the soil. That's what he invests in. Like, my dad didn't invest in stocks. He invested in the house. He spent every penny he had left over on cement, bricks, material, laboring in the garden every weekend. He didn't spend his money on stocks, he spent it on increasing the value of the house. That was his thing. Maybe my thing's content, because I get content and I get to have sex and make money. It's the Holy Trinity. You can't have sex with a stock, can you? I mean, if I lose money with one of my investments, at least I had sex. You lose money on a stock? You didn't get anything out of it. You didn't even make a good memory or have sex. It's a complete loss. No, I didn't buy any Tesla, but I bought some when Elon first had the fight with Trump on Twitter. I didn't have any money left to buy anymore. Well, it's scorching. 28 degrees tomorrow. God, I don't know if I go out tomorrow, I'm gonna die. Maybe I've got to start wearing my long sleeve shirts. My arm's going to get cooked. The heat is really killer, but I don't know what else to do. I can't do 15 hours in the house. I got dressed up like an old Chinese or Korean lady that goes hiking. I think I might have gotten burned again. I'm not sure. How's it look? Am I burnt? I think I need to get a hat. I think the sun cream is not working. I put 2 layers of SPF 50. I don't think it's working. It's also going to destroy my looks, all the sun damage. The seats They all died. Nothing came out of it. The grass grew, but nothing else did. I thought I'd have a garden of tomatoes sprouting out. You're not using enough. I plastered my face in sun cream. Hmm, I know it's not good. I can't go out like this every day. I'm gonna get skin cancer. And most of today I was walking in a shaded forest, so I wasn't even— I think it was the last walk home, I mean last walk to the car park, because I was completely exposed on the country roads. I can't just stay inside the whole time. Boring. And I quite like tinkering with this little setup. There's something kind of fun about adding stuff to it, tinkering with it, trying to get it to work the best. Oh, I vomited. Yeah, I could taste the stomach acid. Next, we gotta do Tintajau Castle. Tintajau. EE was really working good in the forest. I couldn't believe the speeds I was getting. 3 was not doing good. The bar was down most times because stupid Android kept switching the USB mode back to transferring instead of tethered, which I've now fixed. You gotta go to USB default configuration. Where is it? This is hard, half the screen smashed. Default, use tethering hardware acceleration if available. What's that? Mobile data always active. Yeah. Wi-Fi non-persistent MAC randomization. No, but you can't do this on iPhone. Default USB configuration tethering. Yes, that's what I want. I always want it to tether. Oh, I need pee. 52 kg, guys. Ignores the weight of his clothing. You really think clothing is gonna weigh anything? How dumb. Look, let's say I'm wearing this. What? Watch. You think this is gonna move? I'll line it up to zero. Okay, I'm putting it on. It didn't move. Look, it doesn't move at all. And then put some socks— put some underwear and some socks. Look, it hasn't moved, has it? I take it off, it didn't move. It probably weighs like 50 grams most. Look, okay, now there's nothing on it. It's weird, there's nothing on it but it still says it's not zero. Look, there's nothing even on it. Yeah, I put clothing. It hasn't moved. See, didn't move at all. So I don't know what you're talking about. Also with the printer, I think the printer would be good because I can print off my flight tickets in case they give me shit again at the airport. It's nice to actually just have the paper ticket printed out. Need to zero the scales. Yeah, for it to be at zero, but for it to move, putting like 100 grams of clothing onto it is not going to make it move. Oh, I got my money! Oh yes, 1,078! Send it. Should I pay off my overdraft or put it all into Bitcoin? Oh yeah, got my money. I got my money. Not as much as last week, but I've kind of been slacking, haven't I? Okay, pay myself, Daniel Lord. No, I got 1,400 last week. This week, 1,078. But I've been slacking because I've been doing 10-hour streams instead of 15-hour. Okay, now pay off the overdraft. Overdraft should be at like £50 now. Yeah, £52. I got it right. Well, they get the WeMust refund, it would be £100 positive, no more overdraft. Let me change the numbers. Overdraft £52. No, I'm not counting the Flip 7. The Flip 7 hasn't cost me a penny yet. I'm paying £40 a month. for the Flip 7 over 2 years, so I'm not adding that. Get lost. Actually, you know the Amazon Payments thing? It'll be added to that, wouldn't it? Because it's another Amazon payment. I'm now paying monthly for the LiveU Solo, the monitor, and now the Flip 7, so it's going to be £90 a month total. So yeah, I'll get the Wemos money back I'll be out of overdraft, £100 positive. And then, payment plan's not a trap, it's 0% interest, so there's no downside at all. What is the downside? I get the phone, I don't have to pay upfront for 2 years. Imagine if you break it. Well, yeah, but I mean, if I broke it and I paid upfront For a thousand pounds, that would hurt more, wouldn't it? Because now you're down a thousand pounds and you got nothing. I'd rather be down. I'd rather be paying forty pounds a month over two years than lose a thousand pounds. I'm gonna have nothing out of it. Flips coming in ten days. I want it to replace the iPhone as my main phone, and then the iPhone will be sent into the bag as a modem, and then I'm going to use the GoPro as the streaming phone. I've got to decide really, am I going to keep the GoPro or use the Flip 7 as the streaming phone? We'll see. GoPro could be good, and it's small, and it's way cheaper than the Flip 7. So if the GoPro is good, I might send the Flip 7 back and keep the GoPro. That was nice. Got the money today. See, Revolut way faster than Nationwide. Good thing I changed it. Only 50 To overdraft. I got some OnlyFans money, but it hasn't processed yet. Been neglecting my OnlyFans a little bit. This month on OnlyFans, I made— I only made $184. In total, I've net profited $37,000. But yeah, it's not been very good. I made $6,000. Yeah, I started it up again in April, made $260,000, and then I made $650,000, and then June $600,000, July only $184,000. Yeah, not very great. Oh, congrats, Marina! VIP. Everyone's getting the VIP. Maybe we need a new, a new rank. Can I make new ranks like Super VIP and give a special badge? Do I have €100 to finish IKEA loan? Uh, not euros but pounds. IKEA final loan payment will be the end of this month, so no rush. No more IKEA loan. See if I can stay out of overdraft for the rest of this month. So I'll be paying— get— I should be getting paid. How many weeks left? I've had 2 payments in July. Um, but there's still 20 days left in July, so I might get another 3 payments on Kick. So it's like £3,500, and then I'm going to get another payment of YouTube, £906. So I might get £4,500 for the remainder of July, plus a couple hundred OnlyFans. So I could probably pay off the credit cards without needing to sell the stocks. Yeah, it's quite nice to see the debts go down even with buying this new stuff. The Amazon payments. I should add the Flip 7 to that as well, actually. Does that really count as debt, buying something on finance? I don't know. I mean, it's 0% interest. Do I have to? Amazon payments should be at like 2,100 then. Well, what was the point of getting it on finance if I'm going to pay it all off at once? I'm not going to pay it all off at once, so it's not— it doesn't really matter. Glad you're not saving for tax. Well, I've only made 6K this tax year so far, so I'm trying to save as much as I can, but I keep buying stuff, so it is what it is. Well, after July, hmm, I don't know. Things I gotta buy. I might have to give Crip some money to fly here. I might have to buy my plane ticket to Thailand. Well, so I got to pay council tax in November, income tax in January, rent as well. Expensive. Well, it's cheaper to fly AJ out because she'll be in Indonesia. So Indonesia to Thailand be just $100, probably. Canada to the UK is a lot more expensive. We just need patience. The money will come. So when— I got paid today, Thursday, and I got paid on Sunday night. So when am I gonna get paid again? I just got paid and I'm like, when are we gonna pay again? Well, I'm not gonna buy anything else. I'm not gonna get another Nighthawk. Yeah, I think my setup's pretty good. Just need to try and find a way to increase the image quality. The connection stability is good, but I want slightly better image quality. Maybe I need more bitrates. When you look at it on the phone, it looks fine because the screen's small. Look, like this looks fine, doesn't it? Completely watchable. God, my arm's all greasy looking. I don't know if you missed the IRL part, but it was pretty good. It looks good when you watch it on your phone because it's small. We should get a montage of all the interactions I had. Okay. I snuck up on her. Hi. Hi. Hi. It's good. Hi.

It's okay.

Everyone's just constantly saying sorry all the time. Stop saying sorry. We all like Sunny. Sunny constantly saying sorry as well. Sorry. Sorry. Oh, sorry.

I've lost 2 connections.

I look good.

What?

Yeah, I'm really impressed with the stability of it, especially since it's in a gorge.

Yeah, so that's the castle. That's it, really. I want to go back under the bridge. That was cool.

Yeah, I want— my ideal girl is just a girl that looks like me, but a girl. I like to finger my bum hole whilst I look in the mirror. No one tells me what to do.

Whoa, kind of creepy. What, bats living there?

Without filter, he looks 40. Oh yeah, well, next time I go outside, I'll ask strangers how old they think I am. And they're looking at me without any filter in highest resolution you can possibly get. Trust me, people still think I'm 20. I can't even buy a lighter at Tesco without getting ID'd.

I don't want to go to the way out. Very humid as well. It's kind of like being in Asia. Whoa, look at the view! Look at that!

The problem with the GoPro is you can't switch camera like that.

It looks kind of flat on the camera.

Just like Chihiro's bum. Haha. But I'm— oh, look, the castle. We had a good day out. I think it was good.

Like a cafe.

The Bella Box works really well. The castle was cool.

Wow, they made the windows so tiny.

Yeah,

the bridge.

The horrible walk back. That was horrible. I hate it.

But then who took the cardboard? PM at night, pitch black. We should have had 20 cars up there. Um, nearly back of the road. I can hear cars. Get a ticket.

See, look, when I got there, I parked under the shade. Stupid shade moved. Look, see, it was in the shadow. Yeah, it's quite nice. Lidford Gorge, not bad.

Maybe the cable was not good. She had her bangs down, her fringe, did her hair nice. She looked kind of shy, and then she took me to her car and we drove to

Yeah, stream looks good. I like it.

And Hung, if you heard me say that, fuck you, Richard. Fuck your prison. What are you gonna do?

I've only ever known one Richard. There was a kid called Richard at my school. He looked really ugly. He had really big ears like an elephant. He had a big beak hook nose, and he always was— had a skinhead. He looked like a vulture, like the human version of what a vulture would look like. He always had really short hair, like buzz cut, and it was kind of white looking, blonde white. He had massive nose and massive ears. He looked really weird. Track your calories. I had 2 pieces of bread with pâté in the morning and a Cornish pasty and a Cornetto. I'll ask AI. Hello? Not working. Hello? Hello? Oh, what? It's playing my stream in the background. Yeah. Oh, uh, hey Daniel, can you track my calories from today? I had 2 pieces of bread with pâté on them, and then for lunch I had a Cornish pasty with ice cream, Cornetto ice cream. And then when I came home, I had a packet of McCoy's flame-grilled crisps with one pepperoni, and then I had a Rustler's cheeseburger.

Got it. A rough estimate puts your total around 2,000 to 2,500 calories for today. Want help balancing it out?

2,000 calories?

Yep, give or take.

You must be joking! I had 2 pieces of bread with pâté, 1 Cornish pasty, 1 Cornetto, 1 Pepperami, 1 packet of crisps, and 1 Russ's cheeseburger.

You're right, my bad. Let's reevaluate. It'd likely be closer to 1,500 to 2,000 calories. Thanks for pointing that out. Want tips for tomorrow's meal?

1,500 to 2,000? Seems kind of high. Seems kind of high. I don't know if that's true. Russell's burger might be about 400 calories. Crisps probably like 100 calories. Pepperoni's like 100. Cornish pasties probably like 250 because it wasn't that big. And then two pieces of toast with pâté. It's probably like one thousand two hundred. And then I walked thirteen thousand steps. I lost four hundred calories. The Cornish pasty was not good. I still want a proper Cornish pasty where it's plump and flaky and it's not like one of those flat things where it's all hard around the edges where the inside is like flat bits of potato. That looked like a Ginster's Cornish pasty. They did not make that Cornish pasty there. That was just a Tesco Cornish pasty that they reheated. I think it's because it's not a Cornish pasty. Such a scam. I thought it'd at least be like from fresh from the local bakery or something. I don't know, it just tastes like a Ginster's Cornish pasty. £5 as well. You can get them in Tesco for like £1.20. Such a scam. I can't keep my battery charged. I charge my phone and this phone dies. Oh My mom used to buy these really good Cornish pasties from the Lennon Bakery. You need to go to a proper bakery. These cafes and stuff, they'll just sell the ones that aren't that different from the Tesco's one. I want the proper Cornish pasty, not stupid flat It's pretty frozen. They reheated it. I'm hungry again. Look how many steps I walked. 13,000 steps. Pretty good. I walked 10 kilometers. Oh God, oh God, why is it not playing?

Why don't they just lay the eggs in Africa? I don't get it. Birds really do long distance as well now.

Looks good. Sounds good too. S10 Plus mic's pretty good.

I don't know, how long did you say to walk to Devil's Cauldron? I can't remember. Where was it? My phone really struggling with the heat.

Look at me at the cafe. I look so miserable. My face is all sticky and wet. I need fresh rice. And then I didn't know where to put the plate. I just left it at the counter. I just stood there. I was hoping she would turn around, but she never did. I just left it there and walked off. Wow, we've done 8 hours today. We've got another 2, 5, 7 to go. It's five o'clock now. I won't go until six, twelve, maybe one a.m. I've got to do another seven hours. Your face looked gross here. Oh, at the cafe? Yeah, I was melting. The sweat and the sun cream all started mixing together. Oh my God, I look disgusting. I needed a wet cloth. Oh well, that's just what streaming's like sometimes. Whoa, Bitcoin's ripping! It's up nearly $113,000. Ethereum 2,800. Damn it, I shouldn't have sold at 2,700. Now when's Tesla going to rip in? Uh, did a mini rip. Do do do do do do do do do do. Hmm hmm hmm. Yep, 3%, mini rip. 5% is a rip, and then 10% is a— It's ripping! Above 10%, everything's parabolic. He's doing another scavenger hunt. Oh God, why can't he just do IRL? I think he's scared to do IRL because with these events he's booked a venue or it's in a house so he's safe. He never does IRL in America. He'll only do them in Japan or South Korea now. I think because in Western countries— because last time he went to Australia and he got attacked so many times. Some guy attacked him with an e-scooter, another guy threw poop water at him, one guy snuck up on him and maced him, remember? So he probably doesn't want to stream in Western countries. His events kind of suck. I like his IRL talking to people. I miss Old Ice. His old content was never about events. He didn't even have anything planned. He would just like get the camera, walk down to McDonald's, and then a bunch of crazy stuff would happen. He would just get himself involved in the middle of other people's conversations. It's annoying the viewers ruined it. Traveling Trader, I don't know. I'm not in his Discord anymore. I got bored. He just says the same stuff over and over again. Yeah, it's a shame watching creators go from loving what they do to then slowly hating it, and then viewers ruining it, and then you end up with them just left jaded and bitter, but they're still doing it because they want the money. It's sad to see the transformation. Charging. Yeah, these aren't doing anything, are they? Didn't catch a single fly. You can use this to pick hair up. There's some hair. That's pretty good, actually. Don't want to waste it. Any hair here? Uh, I should have a big clean before Chris comes. Hair everywhere. Okay. Oh, gonna have leftover stir-fry with Hmm, might have chips with it instead of rice. Oh, I finished it. Ow, I keep hitting my elbows on the doorframe. The Coke's not warm. If you leave it in the kitchen, it will taste cold. Wow, Russell is ripping. Look at it go. All-time new highs, Russell 2000. No, I didn't get plane tickets yet. Maybe when I get some extra money. I still don't really know what I want to do. I might just leave my car here, see what happens when I get back. If the car's wrecked, then— I don't know, worst case scenario is I gotta buy new tires if they get deformed. Maybe I'll take the tires off before I leave. Get ready for the new Donkey Kong Big Adventure. Oh my God, it's Donkey Kong! Wow, join Donkey Kong and Pauline. What the hell is Pauline? Donkey Kong's so boring. It's just a stupid big monkey smashing stuff. Literally just a massive gorilla. Uh, I already did IRL. Look,

tweet for how he become evil.

I went to Lydford Gorge. Bella Box works really well, not a single disconnect. Amazing. And there's me at the cafe. At the castle. Castle is cool. I like these ruined castles. Just imagine all the stuff that used to go on in them, all the important people going to work there. It had a dungeon as well. Maybe I'll make a coffee. Getting sleepy. If you could get a new phone, what would you get? I've already got to replace this iPhone. So far I've chosen the Flip 7. I wouldn't get another iPhone. I just don't see the point. Samsung seem to be better. I hate it when you— when I hate it at the end of the sentence, Copilot always asks you a question. Like, are you thinking of getting one? I guess that's how you keep the conversation going. I just ignore it. It seems like my main problem is overheating with this iPhone. I wonder if the Samsung Flip 7 would be better. I mean, if I'm using the GoPro to stream with, I don't need that flipping function anymore because I won't be using it to stream with. I'll put the GoPro in the bag strap. Oh, I got this idea. What if I put a magnet In the bag strap, that way it can just attach easily to the bag strap. So in 2022, before I went to Thailand, I had this genius idea of using Velcro. It did not work well. I super glued Velcro inside of the strap. I thought hmm. Where would the magnet go? I super glue a magnet on this strap, maybe. It'd be cool if I can just attach it and pull it off and attach it. Oh, what about— I'm pretty sure GoPro have these bag strap mounts that clip onto the bag strap. There must be a magnetic GoPro mount. Yeah, in 2022 I had like a Velcro thing. I bought a roll of Velcro and I was Velcroing a bunch of stuff. Crypt is asking when she should come. Let me think. Period from 23rd to 27th, coming on August 30th. Would you like me down for— my max is 11 days. Hmm. End of August is kind of far away. And we'll end— maybe end the broadcast is fine. Yeah, 30th sounds good. Do you think 11 days is too much? Well, if you buy tickets now, short notice, they'll be expensive, won't they? She said she doesn't want to come in the dead of summer because I don't have AC. Yeah, it's pretty hot now. She said she's a hot, sweaty girl. Hmm, how many days? It's hard to say. Like, what if I say 11, but then she comes and I don't like her? Now I'm stuck with her for 11 days. But what if she comes for full, like, one week, but I do like her? So if 11 days, it would really be 9. I guess it is really hot if she came now. I don't think it's that hot in my house, but I think I don't get as hot as other people do. Yeah, 9 is fine. Right. She said most you could do is 11 days. Well, 9, because 2 of them would be travel days. Hopefully I do like her, otherwise she's stuck here for 9 days. I mean, even if I don't like her, I guess I can still have sex and stream it. It's not like we're getting married. I bet Sunny's melting. You should have seen her last year at my mum's house. We were just sitting in my bedroom melting. I kept making her have sex with me. As soon as my mum left the house, we'd just strip off and shut the bedroom door. What? She said, I'd like to have a voice chat before I come to make sure you're not a catfish. How am I a catfish? What? How would I be the catfish? I'm literally on livestream right now. Crip said she wants to have a voice chat to make sure I'm not a catfish. I should be the one worrying that she's the catfish. Who should voice chat on stream? Like, how would I be the catfish? Look, I'm right here. How would I possibly catfish? Unless she thinks the Instagram account is fake or something. She said, I've only seen you through online. A personal chat would confirm. How do I know you're not AI or made by Englishmen intelligence? Yeah, but a voice chat online is still online. It's the same. It's exactly the same. It's weird she wants to do voice chat to confirm I'm not a catfish. I don't know what other proof you need when I'm literally live streaming right now. To be honest, AI responses are more human-like than my responses. I just say, okay, sure. Okay, thanks. Look at my biceps. Ripping. My skin's not that bad, is it? Obviously the closer you are, the worse it looks. So from this view it looks okay, and then like this it looks really bad. Closer you get, the worse it looks. Oh, shut up. It's not disgusting. It's not human skin. Let's see your skin then. Come on, just post a picture of your skin. It won't dox who you are. Just like a square patch of your cheek. Let's see your skin then. But yours isn't much better. It's not even that bad. I wonder if Crypt is like a bit scared of me or something. Yeah, I mean, I should be. I'm the one scared. 'Cause you're coming to my house. Although maybe it's scarier to go to someone else's house. Oh, and so I accidentally locked Sunny in my house and I forgot. 'Cause I'm so used to locking the door when I go out to work. And she stayed at my place one morning. And she stayed in bed. I said I'll be back at 11. She usually wakes up at like 10 or 11, so I woke up at 8, locked the door, forgot that— oh wait, I've locked her in the house. How would she get out? But I came back, she was still in bed. I went to work and came back, she's still in bed. No, you need a key to open the door. Steal your stuff? Well, I wouldn't leave her alone in the house, so it's kind of good I lost my job because I would not feel comfortable leaving Crypt alone in my house whilst I went to work. The only time I'd leave her unsupervised would be when I go to For the toilet and shower. Maybe I'll lock all the doors so she can't get out when I'm in the shower. She might run off with my bell box. Where's she gonna run to? Unless she's got a getaway car waiting outside and I chase her down in my car. I mean, where's she gonna run to? Like, if you're going to put all my expensive tech in a bag and run, you wouldn't get very far. I'd chase her down in my Peugeot and then my battery runs out. That's the problem with electric vehicles. The petrol car is always going to Outlast the EV. Well, I let Sunny go on my computer when I was at work doing Amazon. She could have wiped my YouTube channel. Do you think she snooped on my computer whilst I was at work? I don't know, because I didn't actually have anything incriminating on my computer at my mum's house. It was only recently I downloaded the Chihiro sex tapes to wank off to. Yeah, I've got passwords, but I let Sunny on my computer. Because I was at work, she wanted to play Magic. You know, I wish I didn't delete it. I could have shown Crypt. Chihiro getting banged by me. Oh well, the only good bang video was ones with Chihiro. The one with that other woman was rubbish, and the Tomoko jerk-off videos were not very good anyway. The main thing I'm upset about deleting is the videos with Mila where we were just hanging out in Amsterdam. Really fucking annoying. I deleted those. Those were on my Google Drive. I had a bunch of clips of me and Mila. I never posted them anywhere before. Maybe it's for the best. If I watch them again, I just get depressed. Hottest girlfriend ever had. Romantic trip across Germany. I wonder if I get to do that again. Oh well. It's funny Mila's not interested in me now, even though now I think everything is better now than when I was with Mila. I got more money, I've got a house, I've got a car. The only difference is I don't get those big YouTube views anymore. Maybe that was the draw. That was like the whole draw in the first place, the big YouTube views. Reach out and say hi. What? Hey, Mila, I got a car, more money. Do you want to meet up? Even though I trashed you for the last 5 years on every stream. Look at me doing IRL. Like a big boy. No, I'm gonna stream with Crypt, but it's gonna be more— I don't know how to do it. Like, what are we gonna do? Maybe I'll go live at the airport picking her up. But she— maybe she won't want to be on the camera after just getting off a flight. Although it would be pretty cool streaming everything. Like when I first met Sunny, it was cool to stream the first meeting and everything. Yeah, I could go live from the airport and we do like a nervous waiting for her kind of stream, and then awkward hello, and I put the camera in the back, drive us home, and then we got to go bang. Uh, no, I can't. I can't leave the stream unattended for like an hour whilst we bang. I get in trouble with Kick. I could just end the stream, couldn't I? There's no rule saying I'll keep the stream going continuously. I'll just end it and then start it up again when we're done. We could rank each other. Turn off income. That's what the Chris Travel Guy does, doesn't he? He does sleep streams. He probably turns off his income. Then what's the point doing it? You might as well just turn off the stream. You're not making any money. So we don't tune out. But I think people will just tune out anyway while they watch nothing. Joel does the sleep streams too. Maybe they get some, uh, donos. I got a $100 dono, didn't I, when I was sleeping for that 3-day stream I did? I did sleep streams before. There was only about 20 or 30 viewers. I did them in Japan. They didn't make any money. There's only about 20 or 30 people chatting. Got ad rev. Yeah, like $8. There's no ads on Kick anyway, so I have to turn off income. Also, people chat on my Kick stream chat even when I'm not streaming, cuz the chat is always open, isn't it, on Kick? Kind of like Twitch. I think that's kind of cool. We're trying to plan what I'm gonna do with this crypt. Road trips? I think we gotta do some road trips, maybe a bit further afield like Wales. I don't know if Pia still wants to meet. No. Before Moon appeared, me, Crypt, and Pia were talking about meeting up and doing a road trip and picking up Pia on the way. Pia seemed to be up for it, but I don't know if— that was before Kick, before I was streaming everything, so I don't know if Pia would want to be on stream. What? I don't have tons of STDs. What are you talking about? You get one STD in your whole life and all of a sudden everyone now thinks you've got tons of STDs. It's so annoying. The way the human mind works is so stupid. No, you're STD infected. Sometimes humans are so dumb with what— the things they stick with, even if they know it's not true. Why would just having one STD back in 2014 mean that you are now riddled with STDs That's so stupid. I didn't infect Vasta with anything. If I had something to infect her with, then I would have it now still. I don't have anything. Besides, I took a test in 2023 when I came back from Japan, and if I had something, I would have given it to Blood Bucket and Mizuki and Sunny. So at least one of them would have said something if they found out they had something, they would have messaged me, wouldn't they? Do you think Blood Bucket got tested after we had sex? Crip said her period is last week of August, which is why she wants to come end of August. I didn't have that much sex last year. Just, what, 3 women? Sunny, Fast and Blood Bucket, and Mizuki. The two of them were dedicated girlfriends. There's no way Faster would cheat. And Sunny— I wouldn't think Sunny's the type. Blood Bucket probably hasn't had sex in years. Same with Mizuki. They all seem sexually inactive. Yeah, I had a prostitute, but I used condom. You're all just reaching again, like with the post box thing, the monitor box thing. Just make stupid accusations. You guys always do like worst-case scenario things, thinking it's going to be the— you guys always seem to think the worst-case scenario is going to be the most likely scenario. I don't know, you've all got weird negative mindset. It's always like, oh, Crip's not going to get the passport. Oh, Daniel's not going to get his kick money. Oh, the monitor's not gonna be sent, and then I keep proving you all wrong over and over again. You're so negative. I don't know what's wrong with you. I think you need therapy or something. Get antidepressants. It's not healthy. A monitor. They said to me they received it. Let me see the email. Oh, this stupid dog outside keep barking. Fucking annoying. Put the fucking dog in the house. My repair at Service Tech received. We'll inspect the item, check its warranty, and begin the repair immediately. Most repairs completed in 10 business days. Track the progress of your repair here. Okay. What? Your unit cannot be repaired. We will contact you to discuss the issue further. Okay. Do you think it's like smashed in the box? Your unit cannot be repaired. Hmm. Give me my money back then. Ha ha ha! Maybe they're going to send it back. Replacement. Give me a new one. If you think it got smashed in the box, and they're gonna say the boxing was not adequate. I don't want it back if it's not repairable. Maybe they've seen clips of me elbowing it. I suplexed it through the table. Yeah, smashed in transit, definitely not in my house. Well, maybe I'll buy a new monitor then, unless they're gonna Oh, it's really annoying because I need to find out quickly if they're going to give me a replacement or refund. Otherwise, I've got to buy a new one. I want to buy one. If I'm going to buy one, I want to buy one on Prime Day, which ends tonight. Shit. Maybe I order a new monitor. Um. I'm gonna miss Prime Day. What are they gonna say though? We cannot refund or replace it. That's worst-case scenario. And then I've got to buy a new one. No, there's monitors. Prime Day deals, 25%. Maybe I'll get a TV instead. Wait, Prime Day ends tomorrow, doesn't it? Yeah, 11th of July at midnight. Today's 10th. Fire TV Omni QLED, £300, 43-inch. That's tiny. Give me the 65-inch. Oh yeah. They will return it back to you. Well, I've got tomorrow as well. I have until tomorrow midnight to get either a monitor or TV. And then, well, I could get the TV before she comes and then send it back when she's gone. How about that? Because I feel like we should maybe have a TV. What are we gonna do in the evening? We're not gonna stream the whole day. We need some time to rest. Stock market's boring today. It went down And then it went up. Boring. I need it now. Give me the fucking TV. Hmm, TV or monitor? Why not both?