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Testing.

What's up, guys?

This monitor's bit— why does this thing not—

it's not very secure.

It kind of just wobbles about. Okay, I think it's fine. My new setup.

No, no drama last night.

Went to bed, everything was fine. Yeah, I phoned the police, opened an investigation.

So now I have an investigation open against me, and I also have my own investigation open. Against something else.

Am I going out today? I don't know.

The weather's not— I guess it looks okay.

I just gave them the phone number that this person is using to impersonate me, and they said they'll like try and track it. They said if it's like a prepaid number or virtual number, there's not much they can do.

They said if someone comes again and there's any trouble, call 999.

But they put me on like a list, like, so they're aware of my problem.

They gave me some advice, like,

well, they basically just said I shouldn't have given out my address, but a bit too late for that. I didn't give out my address. People— I mean, I don't know, did I? I swear people found my house before I showed my address on the Amazon, um, boxes.

I got doxxed straight away when I made the video inside the house. People found where it was, but I don't know if they knew the exact, like, the house number and everything. And then I kind of gave up keeping it a secret, so I just showed the exact address. I don't know if they would have known the

exact address unless I showed it, otherwise they wouldn't know the house number.

Yeah, the pics are easy to find and you can find the property listing, but I don't think it would say the house number on the property listing. So maybe that was my fault.

But they found the house number as well before I showed my Amazon boxes. I don't really remember now, but he asked me, how did they find out my address?

They said you must have given it out. And I was like, um, um, they found out because I showed the inside. And then they were like, they can't have found the exact address even if you shouldn't. I was like, you know, maybe I was careless.

I just don't think you can keep an address secret if you're gonna show outside the house and the windows and everything.

Yeah, but the, the listing doesn't show the exact address, does it? Like the house number. That's what I'm saying. You can find the listing, but you wouldn't have the address— I mean, the house number on it.

It could be number 1, number 2, number 3.

House number 2. Yeah, so I didn't give out the address.

I just showed the house and then people found it.

Well, I don't know.

I think all that doesn't matter. It's too late now. The address is already out. There's no point stressing about that.

It's just annoying because, I mean, if I did have to move out, that means I can't show anything. I have to make a special streamer room. I was thinking of doing that when I moved in. I thought, should I make a streamer room or just not care?

I thought I could just use this room for streaming.

The little room and just put the camera in there and never move the camera. But then I got bored and I wanted to show around the house and stuff.

I could have put a desk or chair here and I put the camera there and it just points at the corner,

but it would be so boring.

I can't show anything.

I've got my camera there.

I would have to do gaming because I'd be so bored I'd have to do something.

And then I don't know if you guys would stop watching if you just had— if it was just gaming with me talking.

I won't really be concentrating on the game, it'd just be like something to fiddle with.

Oh, I just have to travel constantly.

Because at least if you're in like a condo building or a hotel thing, you got some security.

I don't know.

I mean, if I get kicked out, what would I do?

We better have a word with the neighbors, see if they can I'll get them to understand.

What's wrong with my content? Why won't they be sympathetic?

The, the taxi guy asked me, why do you think people hate you? And I was like, I don't know, I actually really don't know.

He said, why might people be doing this? I said, cuz they're toxic hate watchers. I honestly don't know why people hate me. What, because I cheated?

I said I don't talk about political stuff. I'm not racist. I just talk about my life.

When you say it out loud, the reasons why people hate me just sound really dumb. Like, um, I'm rude

and I cheated and I talk shit about people.

I borrowed money from my mum. I haven't paid her back yet.

People hate me for weird reasons.

I mean, I think the reason they're doing it is not even because they hate me, it's because they think it's funny. That's like the only reason.

So I'm gonna turn off the stream next time it happens. And then I'll turn it back on when it's dealt with. I mean, I'm not ending the stream, I'm just gonna blank the screen.

You're not getting content out of this.

I'd rather be boring and get like 80 viewers and people be bored. This is not what I want.

I've got a new camera coming tomorrow. Costs £20.

Apparently you can do something to hook it up to the computer, like VLC player, and then you put in the IP address of the camera or something like that. It's wireless.

Hopefully that's easy to set up.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure I said the person who did the the plane SWAT, um, got arrested or something.

If they can get the IP address and the number and find out who's behind it, they do get in trouble.

But it's, uh, it's actually— it's a crime. It's harassment with malicious intent. Like, it's like doxxing with malicious intent.

Literally committing a crime.

I thought maybe I'd buy a chain and a padlock as well for the back gate,

or maybe for the door as well, some kind of, uh, chain thing.

Well, what did Gorse Gold do to get it to stop?

Called all taxi companies.

What, I gotta call every single escort website?

I don't really understand how the escort website works. Is it like one number for the whole website? Or do each of the girls on the website have their own individual number?

Maybe I can pay someone to do it for me.

Hmm, worst case scenario is if I have to move out and then get a new place and then I can't film it, and then I'd only have to go live outside, or if I'm inside it would have to be no camera. Gaming footage,

or it's just me in front of a white wall. No cooking, nothing. That will be what it's gonna have to be like.

Or I go Thailand, but I wouldn't want to dox myself in Thailand either, really.

I haven't done anything illegal, so I'm not really worried if the police look into what I've done.

I mean, if I've done something illegal, how come the police haven't shown up already?

Yeah, that's not illegal, Star.

You're just talking rubbish.

Stealing? I haven't stolen anything. What have I stolen?

Name one thing I've stolen.

Can't even name one thing, can you?

Parcels? I didn't steal parcels. When did I say I stole a parcel?

What parcel did I steal? See, he's just accusing me of doing stuff I haven't done.

Something wrong with your brain.

But you intercepted and delivered to yourself. That's not stealing and that's not illegal. God, you're fucking retarded, Star. I ordered online and I delivered it to myself. How's that illegal and how's that stealing? Actually brain dead. I paid for it.

Actually brain dead.

It says I stole stuff, and then the one example you give is when I bought my own thing and delivered it to myself. How's that stealing? What, I stole from myself? Actual morons.

Okay, lunchtime. Bacon and eggs again. I might as well, I've got to use it up.

I can't tell if some people are trolling or if they're actually retarded.

I get hung— I kind of have like in-between breakfast and lunch hungers.

Yesterday earnings pretty good though, like $180 for 30 hours.

Yeah, I used that sports drink thing someone sent me as an oil holder container. Pretty good.

They said I should ask

if someone— if people come again, I should ask for the phone number and see if it's the same number being used.

Like, get a record of all the numbers being used, and then they'll track it. Get the IP address.

But they said if it's someone from overseas, there's not much they can do. Like if it's someone from Africa, middle of nowhere, what can they do really? Send the British Expeditionary Force?

You know what I could do? I could be like, hey, Hey guys, I've had to move out of my house, and then I pretend I've moved out and then just show nothing. So I just show a white wall, but actually I'm still here. That'll be genius. So I haven't actually moved out, but people would think I've moved

out. Fucking genius. I mean, how would you know that I've not moved out?

Sometimes my penis is sensitive.

I really need a new lunch meal.

Can't have bacon and eggs every day, I'm gonna get cancer.

What else can I have? Hash browns.

Yeah, well, I'll just put a sign on the door saying, do not knock the door, please leave parcel out the side. Thanks. See, genius.

Oh, the egg.

I don't really like crispy bacon. I like it when it's soft and soggy.

So I'm out to do today. It doesn't look great outside, like it's gonna rain.

Says it's raining at 3 PM.

嗯哼，嗯哼，哒哒哒哒哒。嗯。

Oh my God, I'm getting egg everywhere.

Ah, the egg on my shirt.

This shirt is constantly getting stains on it.

You know that Max Mofo guy? Do you think he got in trouble with the police? Because he kept doing all these prank call videos.

啊。

Yeah, I'm probably not gonna go out today. The weather's rubbish. I'm not really in a good mood.

I don't know, it's like a lot of anxiety about the future.

Like, what if this harassment doesn't stop?

What if I have to move out?

Maybe I'll find a place near Kit Hill.

I live next to Kit Hill. Go there every day for streams since I won't stream in the house.

Maybe I'll just make a Minecraft house and I'd like rant inside of the Minecraft house.

Make like a virtual house, or that Inzoi game, you can make a house. I'll just pace up and down inside of the virtual house.

I just think in this day and age

it should require ID verification to be able to book anything online,

or require upfront payment.

Fuck.

I'm just wondering what I'd do if I had to move out. Would I get a new place nearby, or Just ditch everything, go to Thailand.

Well, I wouldn't dock to my place in Thailand. I'd stream outside, and then if I was streaming inside, I'd create like a desktop stream in the corner of the room.

That was what I was doing in Thailand in the beginning. I don't think my place in Thailand ever got doxxed until my mum doxxed me.

I only ever streamed in the corner of the room, remember?

And then I started streaming in the kitchen.

Well, I mean, it wouldn't really happen in Thailand because I was in a condo that had security and a concierge, so people wouldn't just be able to go up to the room.

This presence of security just makes it feel more secure,

like no one's going to try anything,

and if they did, the security would be there to help.

This didn't happen in Japan either, and people knew where my guest house was. I don't know why this is just happening now. See, like a new person.

How come they never done this before?

Well, it's pretty easy to book a hooker in Japan. You don't even need to speak Japanese.

You sent him a message on Skype

in Manchester.

Uh, I never got a hooker to my apartment in Manchester.

Yeah, I just don't really want to go out today.

Yesterday was nice.

Okay.

Looks like the setup works pretty well as long as that phone doesn't overheat.

This thing only started since I did Kick, didn't it? Didn't happen when I was on YouTube. Makes me wonder if it's a viewer from Kick who found me on Kick instead of an OG YouTube viewer. Kick does have a reputation of having more toxic viewers on it.

I mean, like, why didn't this happen when I was on I've been living here for six months, seven months, maybe. Oh, my belt! I nearly forgot.

Da da da da da.

You know what'd be funny is if I did gaming streams and I got the same number of viewers.

I didn't have to do all this stupid IRL stuff.

See my new belt.

I got a belt because I got some new trousers for my date and it's a bit loose.

Does seem a bit long, but I guess it's fine. Just wrap it around.

Dates this weekend. I might get another date this weekend too with Gamer Girl 2.

My cupcakes.

Tidy up some stuff, maybe.

Might chuck this in the bin. Cat doesn't even come anymore.

Just kidding, that was a fake one.

Tricked ya.

No, it doesn't feel uncomfortable in bed. It feels uncomfortable if I'm sleeping with someone and I don't move much because I don't want to wake them up.

I feel much better having this monitor here. I can see what's happening outside all the time. I actually kind of like this monitor more than the big one. It's weird because the ultra-wide massive one was too big and it was taking up all the space,

and this one just takes up the right amount of space that's available on the desk without my laptop getting in the way. And it feels big enough because it's close to you. It actually doesn't really feel smaller than a 39-inch because the 39-inch ultrawide was as high as this anyway. It's like slightly higher maybe. It was just

wider. It was just like 2 of these side by side. The quality looks fine. I don't give a shit about the quality. I just need to see what's on the monitor. Costs £80. I actually like this more than the ultrawide.

And it's got built-in speakers.

This feels way better because it's just the right size for this space. Ultrawide was too big, and the problem with the ultrawide is

it's not really vertically bigger, it's just like 2 monitors side by side.

And so I could plug this into my Switch, couldn't I? Do some gaming,

gaming streams from now on.

No, I haven't tried Mario Kart. I just don't know why it's so wobbly. Maybe I've not fixed it on properly. Look, oh, it's okay now, but then you do that.

And maybe it's fine like that, I guess.

How much was what? I've already said how much the monitor is like 100 times.

£80.

Mini fire.

Amazing content today, guys.

Yeah, maybe it was a bit silly buying a £1,400 monitor.

I don't know, I just really wanted a big monitor. I thought it'd be cool, do my stocks on it.

That

was my dream, having lots of monitors. It looks cool.

Do you think you can wirelessly connect a monitor to a laptop?

No, I don't need another monitor.

Now I will monitor the outside on my monitor all day.

9 hours to go.

No, more like 11 hours to go.

I saw one guy on Instagram. He only trains his one trap on the right side, and then he doesn't do anything on the other side. And he's got that massive shoulder on one side. It looks funny.

He looks like that zombie monster from Left 4 Dead 2 with the massive arm and then the other one's really tiny.

He doesn't even do that much for exercise. He just gets a dumbbell and then lifts it up like that.

I don't know how many times he does it.

Muscles are funny, aren't they? You don't even have to do that much to stimulate growth. I only do 4 sets with my dumbbells and I got them to get this big.

And that, uh, what's his name, Darren Larratt, the arm wrestler guy, He only does those like wrist workouts to work out his forearms. He's got massive wrists and forearms. The only— the main movement he does for working out is like that because there's a tiny muscle here, I think, that makes your wrists really strong.

Maybe I'll go to the beach tomorrow.

28 degrees tomorrow. Jesus,

it's gonna be a thunderstorm tonight

and then tomorrow

Wow, tomorrow's sunny all day.

A beach might be nice.

Bantham or Bude?

嗯。

I don't know why this is sticky. It's too sticky.

Yeah,

look,

leaking.

Maybe I'll put this, put

this there.

I wonder

what happened to Vix.

Disappeared.

And Mariana.

Unmod her. Bad mod, doesn't even watch.

Curry B as well.

Useless mods.

Can't even do their jobs properly. All fired.

How can I make my house tidier?

That'd be funny if the police watch my stream to find out why I'm being targeted, because they must think, damn, he must say some wild stuff to have haters. And then they click on my stream and I'm just calling someone an idiot or something,

or just washing my knife.

Why people hate you? Uh, maybe called TB crybaby bitch.

People out to get me. Maybe because my viewers are autistic or something.

Take it like a personal insult because I call them a crybaby bitch.

Why do they hate you? I gave him a 2-hour timeout and he couldn't handle it.

Now it's out to get me.

The OBS bot would be quite good as a surveillance camera if I had a long enough cable.

I need a really long USB.

Okay, my financial targets, um, £5,000 end of this week.

Gotta start stacking the benjis

in case there's an emergency later, like have to move out. Now I've gotta pay another stupid deposit.

Proof of income. Well, I guess my income's really good now.

They only look back last 3 months, don't they? I mean, my last 3 months of Kick Income's amazing. I mean, it's like it would be— I haven't done it for a year, but if you times it by 12 months, it's like I've made £50,000. If you extrapolate the data times by 12, I wouldn't even need savings to

bolster my income. I just show, oh, I made this much on Kick last 3 months.

Might be easy to get a new place.

Surely if I just did gaming streams, my viewers won't drop that much, would it?

I'll do IRL and gaming streams but no house stuff.

I've done Kick nearly 2 months now. In 8 days it would be 2 months on Kick.

I mean, my viewership's already shit. Look, 87 viewers.

It's not like I'm getting mega numbers just cuz I walk up and down my house. I might as well just play Sims or something. I just make my house in Sims. And then make like a green screen.

Yeah, I end the stream when I come back home, I guess. Start again.

I don't know, maybe I should move house actually. Number one, I could easily get a new house because I've got Kick income. Makes me look like I make $50K a year. Uh, number two, I don't have to worry about people coming to my house anymore.

Number 3, I know I don't have to look after this stupid garden unless I get another place with a garden,

but then I gotta pay. I don't know, I can move it myself, can't I? I don't know, can I? No, I can't fit the sofa in my car.

Problem. Oh, congrats,

Yorkie! I wish it would just do it automatically so I didn't have to do it myself.

Okay,

964.

They work. Not found.

Oh God, on the stupid computer.

Also, how do I get the bed into my car? Otherwise I gotta pay a moving company.

Oh,

is it Yorkie66 or 64? Oh, 964. Uh, why they make it so hard to do? I don't understand.

You start typing in the username and it usually pops up, but it says no matching results. Do I need to put caps?

Oh, added.

In a mattress, bed, and sofa. Oh God, I wish I just stuck with my beanbag and my futon. Then I could easily move all my stuff myself.

Roll up futon and beanbag, don't need a sofa in bed. If I get a girlfriend, I don't know, she can— we do it on the futon.

Maybe I'll look at properties.

No fun if I can't show my New place off.

£100,000 land for sale.

£20,000.

Plot of woodland. Imagine you live in the woods and random drug dealers and stuff start showing up. That'd be scary.

Now I wouldn't want to live in a detached house. I feel a bit scared if I didn't have neighbors.

Definitely dogs.

If I had like a detached house with land and I got docks and people start showing up, definitely have to get like a load of dogs. Rottweilers,

German Shepherds. Release the hounds! I missed the puns. I just remembered that. Release the hounds. That was good. Mr. Burns was funny.

Was Smithers really gay for Mr. Burns? Wasn't there like a weird scene where Mr. Burns was naked?

Wait, this is for sale. I want for rent.

Come on, fucking website, just go back.

Oh, shut up, Void. Why'd you keep saying the same thing over and over again?

Don't care.

Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do

do.

Mm hmm.

I want to live next to Kit Hill.

What? 1,200 bungalow? Oh shit, a dog's menu place before I even moved in.

I thought you hate dogs. Well, they give you a sense of security, don't they? No one's gonna mess with you if you got 3 massive dogs.

I'll train them with clicks, like, will mean

Attack, and then we'll be in stay down.

I'll be like Brad Pitt in that scene where he clicks at his dog and the dog attacks.

No, I won't walk them. I have a garden.

They'll just run around in the garden.

What? There's a place called Egypt?

Look, Egypt.

Really?

Why is it called Egypt?

Cox Park, Chaddellhanger. Wow, $2,000 a month, 3-bedroom detached house.

Damn, look at that.

New place docked already.

Chagford. The places have funny names here. French beer. What?

There's a place called French Beer.

Who's naming these places?

French Beer and Egypt. Trekkiev Steps.

Temple. I don't know, where would I move to? I'll move to this island. Definitely won't have prostitutes there.

Oh no, I need to poo.

Move to a new house or move to Thailand?

Hmm. Ugly, ugly.

Definitely want parking.

How do people send me things without knowing my address? Well, they won't send me things, will they? Unless I trust them, then I— maybe I'll give them my address, but they better not leak it.

Maybe there's a few people I trust with my address.

I mean, I don't really want— I don't really need stuff to be sent to me. It's fun seeing what I get, it's like a surprise,

but I don't need it.

Would be cool to live near Kit Hill.

Maybe I can afford a slightly more expensive place.

18th century building.

Maybe I move further east so I'm closer to the airport. Like, what's this place called?

Basingstoke.

I don't live in a town.

I like living in between towns.

Conversive Bond. Jesus.

Oh, you get the whole thing.

Oh, I don't want to live in a barn.

Good night.

They could order a hooker to every single house in the whole area until they get the one that arrives at my house.

Oh,

it's so dark today and gloomy.

That's the problem with streaming. Even if I wasn't showing anything, just showing a game, if they got the right house, you would hear the doorbell or knock, or you would know that I've muted the stream. Or I've— I mean, I could pretend I've gone to the toilet.

If they're delicate enough.

I need to be like Andrew Tate, have 3 bodybuilder muscular men at my door front.

Get Butler, he manages answering the door.

Don't know, I mean, what can you do then?

I need a butler that's a woman that can answer my door and stuff, and we have sex. That'd be great, all in one.

I'm not addicted, I'm just sucking on it for fun.

I don't even feel anything when I inhale it. I don't even feel anything. There's no feeling good or anything. I don't even know what it does.

It makes my brain feel a bit like, you know, when you have coffee.

I don't know why people get addicted to cigarettes. I could stop anytime.

House that has a gate. Yeah, that'd be great. Electric gate, voice intercom.

Expensive though. The house needs to be like on its own little plot of land.

Is Doxxed his new house that he bought? Because he shows the inside of that.

What about PewDiePie? He shows inside his house. Well, I don't know, he just shows inside that one room. I'm sure he showed inside of his Japanese house.

Maybe Crypt ordered this for herself when she was coming.

She was asking me about where to get vapes. I said, are you addicted to nicotine? She said, yeah,

got to replace the fence addiction with something else.

I never had this problem in Japan, did I? I filmed inside the Japanese apartment, no one found it. I never got any mail or people showing up.

Police showed up at the guest house. Yeah, because I did something bad. No one else showed up. No food delivery, no hookers. I don't know why they're doing this now.

Raining. Well, it's a good day to charge the car, isn't it? Instead of spending £25 at the public charger,

it cost me £8 instead.

I don't charge through the door anymore. I put it through the window.

So unless they're gonna crawl through the window, I hit them with my stick.

Maybe I should— can I buy mace? Is that legal?

Get pepper spray.

I'm wondering how easy it is to kick this door down.

It's not super secure, is it?

I reckon you'd easily be able to, like,

break the lock and locking mechanism out from this wooden bit.

I don't really know how I make this more secure.

Smash the glass? Yeah, then what? Crawl through the hole with shards of glass sticking out of it?

I need like a stopper,

like maybe like a stopper so that you physically cannot unless you smash the whole door down.

Door stopper.

Security

door jammer, portable lock brace.

Yeah, like one of these upgraded door security bar, £20.

Oh, spasm.

Addicted to shopping.

Look, you put it under the door handle and it braces on the floor.

And get it in pink.

Wall spikes, garden security.

Telescopic adjustable door brace security bar.

Climb through your window?

Are you sure? It's a pretty small window.

Really? Really? They're gonna crawl through that?

How are they gonna crawl through that? Maybe I try and crawl through it. I reckon I could because you can fit your head through that easily.

Does it open all the way? Well, yeah, you can push it out like that,

that much. Well,

if someone's sticking their head through into my window, I'd get my stick.

What do you mean stick your arm through and unlock the door? How? Well, obviously I'd take the key away like this. Now they can't— well, it doesn't open. You can't unlock the door if the door's locked. You need the key. There's no inside unlock thingy.

Climb— what, climb through shards of glass?

Well, then I'd run in here and then I'd lock this door, so now they got to smash through this one, and then I'd run out this one and then lock this door and run back around the front.

I gotta make sure there's nothing in my house that I would really care about losing.

Post office.

The most

important thing is my wallet, passport, and my laptop. And my phones. Everything else, wouldn't really care. I want my Switch. Those are my highest value items. Everything else is just junk, isn't it?

Apart from my note from Mila. Where'd I put that?

That's the one thing money can't replace.

If I lose that, I'll be very sad.

My Mira, best girlfriend I ever had and ever will have.

Not fat, tall, good-looking.

I forgot where I put it.

I don't know, I don't know why someone sent me a random fan. I'm putting it in the bin, unfortunately. Nose strips, super glue, batteries, a couple cables, light bulb,

Noctua. Yeah, but I don't know why someone sent me a fan. What am I supposed to do with it?

Glue it on my iPhone, stop it from overheating. Oh my

What's that for?

Xbox controller. Don't even use it now. I was gonna play Assassin's Creed on

it. Yeah, Noctua.

If I super glue it to the back of my iPhone and then kind of plug it into the USB— I mean Lightning.

Not in there.

Oh, my knee went out.

Maybe it smells like her handwriting.

2020. Put it in my wallet.

The Works of Mencius.

This is the one irreplaceable.

I hope my wallet works safe.

Everything else, don't give a shit about.

Every girlfriend I'll have after Mina just doesn't even come close to her beauty.

My goddess, how many men she fucked since she broke up with me, I wonder? 10?

My love meant nothing.

I don't know, maybe she looks really bad now.

Like she cut her hair really short and got fat. Maybe she'll still look good though. I don't know.

Always when they cut that hair really short and get fat. If they just don't do those 2 things, they should look fine.

Oh, why everyone wants to get fat all the time. How about just don't get fat? It's not hard, just do a 20,000-step trek every day.

I liked her long, straight, pointy teeth, but they were a bit yellow, to be honest.

For someone her age, it must be even more yellow now.

I guess I'll do a tiny workout. I've got to pace myself, not do it all at once. Back hurts a bit. The, the worst bit is when I lift up the weight from the ground. That's when I hurt myself.

The biggest risk of injury is this part. You gotta be really careful because I do this.

This is the scary— that's why I put it on the sofa.

Hey, you gotta be really careful.

When I hurt my back, it's not when I lift, it's when I pick it up off the ground.

But I'll train my muscles in case I get attacked now.

Imagine each time you lift it up, you're doing an uppercut to someone you hate. Uppercut on the chin. Imagine that face.

Why do I only do bicep curls? Because when you throw a punch, you're using your biceps, aren't you? I know.

Boom.

And I'll do my tornado kick like that.

Okay.

What,

what's going on?

And it's suddenly got a load of spammers.

Do you remember before on YouTube I started getting all those spam bots spamming comments and it was all saying stuff like

being fat or

It's easy to fix because I just put followers mode on. Bots don't know how to follow.

So they put in a few phrases to spam out and then it generates a bunch of bots to spam it in the chat. I wonder how much that costs to do.

These trousers make my bum look really saggy. Why is there so much material on the bum bit?

If you've got time to be bored, you've got time to lift. You never know when you might need it.

I hate this stupid wire again, stuck on my chair wheel. Oh my God.

No, you don't have to use correct form on anything to stimulate muscle growth. All you need to do is give it some resistance and it will grow.

There's no such thing as you need proper form. You don't need anything, you just need to stimulate the muscle.

Talking rubbish.

I've not been doing proper form, and look at my bulging biceps.

My bulging biceps prove everything you say wrong. But in proper form, My bulging biceps doesn't care about your stupid proper form.

I've never busted my knee ever.

You aren't gonna bust your knee by lifting 12 kgs with 2 arms and doing 5 squats.

My lower back's fine.

It's just when I lift it off the ground initially is when I need to be careful, but I lifted it pretty badly yesterday. I wasn't being aware.

How come I— how can I tidy my house a bit more?

That woman yesterday asked me to open the door. I said I'd rather not.

She was scary.

I still don't understand why she pulled her pants down and then squatted.

And then nothing came out. Unless maybe she took a piss

like a dog.

These people are insane.

I thought she was going to do a shit.

I mean, why are you pissing on my lawn? I told you it wasn't me.

I might take the sign down because I actually want them to knock on the door so I can get the phone number. I want to collect all the phone numbers that this guy is using. Triangulate his location.

The police said to me,

uh, try and get all the phone numbers from people who knock. So maybe if I take— if I leave the sign up, they might not knock and they might just walk away.

Don't say that on the stream. Why not?

No, I'm not getting the prostitute's phone number. I want to get the impersonator's phone number,

and then I'll say, oh, by the way, what's your number?

In case

I need to contact you.

I think they were drug dealers. I don't know, don't know what they were.

Maybe I'll make a new note and it will say, please tell me the phone number of the impersonator. Put in the letterbox, put like a little sheet of paper outside. And a pen.

Hookers, please form an orderly queue.

Why would they do that though? They know I've got a camera and I've got their license plate. You know I could report them to the police. Actually, I did tell the police about it. They just said, well, they won't come back again, so might as well leave it at that.

I still don't understand how that guy on the bridge knows my channel. Maybe he was just joking. He said, yeah, I watch your stuff on Twitch,

but how do you know unless someone he knows knows me?

Maybe everyone here just knows each other because it's such a small place.

Mate. He likes saying mate a lot. Mate.

You would rather know?

I wonder why they have different bicycles this time than last time. Maybe they rent the bicycles,

but if they bike that much, why not just get their own bicycles?

Have more. Silly, why not just have the same bike?

I wonder if the post lady looks at my sign.

No, she didn't look. I don't know why the post lady walks right in front of my door when she doesn't deliver to my house.

The other one does that too.

Yeah, I called the police this morning. They've opened an investigation. I've got an investigation reference number.

They said keep asking for phone numbers and then add it to the investigation.

Website to help us track this guy.

So the guy better be using the VPN or fake numbers, otherwise he's going to get a knock on the door soon.

Don't want to mess around with the police.

What you're doing is completely illegal, and if they find you You're fucked. Is it really worth it?

No, the girl was riding a pink bike yesterday, but it was a white bike last Sunday.

Is it the same girl? Pretty sure it is, unless he's got multiple girls.

Maybe I'll go there again next Sunday. I'll get a bike as well from the ice cream ladies.

God, that ice lolly yesterday was so good. Oh, so nice and cold.

I wonder what camera my dad had, because my dad had this zoomed-in camera on the gypsy's front gate, and it was really good quality as well, and it was recording 24/7.

My dad had a proper setup. It was pointed out the window, aimed directly at the Traveler's Gate.

My mum took it all down.

I don't know how my dad set it up. It was just continuously recording all day, I think, and then it would probably loop over itself.

I'm like my dad now.

Spying. The travelers have really nice CCTV set up. They've got like a tall white pole with a bunch of 360 cameras at the top, like a proper setup. I bet it's good quality as well.

The main problem with my setup is unless the car comes right in front of my car, it's hard— very hard to see the license plate. The quality is not good enough.

I need like a zoom lens.

Maybe I'll buy a DSLR.

A wide-angle lens, it won't show detail from very far away. That's the problem with it.

I need to get like a fixed, like, um, telephoto lens.

The Gypsy's got a really nice gate as well. Really tall, like 10-foot tall. Opens electronically. They know their stuff, don't they? They don't mess around.

Might make some cupcakes.

Oh my

God.

I'm not really, um, impressed with the coconut. I can't even taste it.

More maybe.

Bit thick.

Copy

cakey, cupcakey.

Yeah, the phone's not overheating.

I could use that fan actually. The viewer sent me that fan. I could put the fan on the smashed Samsung, but how do you get it powered up? Where do you plug the power into? It's got like a weird connector.

Or just buy like a— you can get a phone fan online, can't you?

One day of sun, back to rain.

Crazy, isn't it?

At least I'm getting protein from the cupcakes because it's got milk.

Hmm,

Gamer Girl 2 seems very cautious. Whoa, fuck!

Gamer Girl 2 seems cautious. Number 1, she won't give me her WhatsApp. Number 2, she doesn't want to go for like a proper date without meeting at a cafe first.

I said, do you want to go to the zoo? She said, maybe. I said, is it too much for the first date? I said, maybe a tad for a first meeting, but if we hit it off. It would be a wonderful proper first date. Is a cafe okay with you?

Oh God, going to fucking Plymouth again. I hate cafes.

Okay, no, I understand.

Yeah, a cafe would be fine.

Really wanted to avoid going to a cafe.

I thought maybe she'd just want to do like a proper date straight off the bat.

Ah,

but if you don't really like each other and you've committed to a proper date, then it's just kind of weird, isn't it?

She ignored me when I said, do you have WhatsApp?

Very cautious,

which means she's taking it seriously, I guess. Some girls just like, sure, here's my WhatsApp, and then they don't even talk to you. Like nymph girl. Nymph girl gave me her WhatsApp and then she doesn't even reply and left me on read.

Spanish girl doesn't even reply. Gamer girl 1 barely says anything.

I'm just worried if I get banned before the date, is she going to show up? What if she— what if I show up and she doesn't because I got banned?

I hate cafes because they're really usually— they're usually kind of small places and cramped Oh, these look good.

And it's kind of awkward because all you can do is really sip on your coffee.

There's like nothing else to do apart from talk, so it's like completely dependent on your conversational skills. At least if you're walking around like the beach or the moors or someplace,

some of the anxiety goes out because you're moving and you're never around people for too long. You walk past them.

How does the air fryer know it's nearly gonna burn?

Because it only beeps when it's like about to burn.

Careful it's not a troll fishing for your number.

Yeah, good point.

Really? I put a smoke detector. Oh look, is that a parcel? What's on my doorstep? I know it's not a piece of plastic. I thought I got a parcel.

Hmm, I mean, I've only given out my— I think it's my Vodafone number, which is my stream. It's not like my actual number, it's just like a SIM card I use for streaming.

My actual number, I wouldn't give that out.

Yeah, I've done cafe dates before in Manchester. They just want to like get your vibe, see what your vibe is like in real life, and then they message you, sorry, but I don't think anything further is going to happen. I had a really lovely time though. Good luck trying to find someone.

Wow, thanks so much. These look good.

I give off very awkward and weird vibes.

That's what I'm worried about. So unless they find me very attractive or they find me funny, I'm not going to do well. In a cafe environment.

So I was hoping she would agree to like a proper date to do something interesting, otherwise other than sit in a stupid cafe.

She called my bluff.

I

might be able to get one more out of that.

I didn't know self-raising powder— I mean, I didn't know self-raising flour had baking powder in it already.

Wow, look at these cupcakes!

Look at those! No more flat pancake pop cakes. Pop cupcakes. Cupcakes. That's a proper cupcake. That's a weird language sometimes. Look at these. Look, these are like generation 2. So flat and ugly. I don't even know if these are still good. Made these a week ago now. I might chuck them in the bin.

Generation 2 cupcakes. Generation 3.

Desiccated coconut. Consecrated

concrete.

Market opens in 50 minutes.

The chicken feet guy never came back after I raged at him.

Chocolate chips. Yeah, maybe. I just prefer more of a fruity cupcake than a chocolatey icing sugary cupcake. It's going for fruity cake, like coconuts and raisins, cherries,

maybe some, uh, what are the other raisins called? Sultanas, the orange-looking ones.

Come on, market, tank! I sold my long, £20 profit. Now I just need the market to tank again.

Take her to McDonald's. If we're just meeting to get the vibes, why does it matter where we go? McDonald's is nice. They got nice coffee, plus they got parking, and I can charge my car there.

Myanmar girl unmatched me because I didn't plan a date for us. Yeah, well, she didn't plan anything either. She's not young enough or hot enough for me to put that much effort into it.

Gotta know your value. She was not up to my standards anyway.

Where are we gonna go for coffee then?

I hate coffee dates.

It's always just sitting there and then you're like, so, um, um, do you like Pokémon?

So what did you do yesterday? Oh yeah, that's really interesting. I I do that too. What am I going to say? So I'm an Uber driver, I've traveled, I lived in Thailand 2 years, came back to UK last year, wanted to move out somewhere nice and quiet, didn't want to live in Kent, been to Devon before, thought

it was nice, got a house here.

Looks pretty good. I think I've mastered the cupcake.

Was your fire pot noodle? Obviously. Yeah, I remember my sister's wedding, I told the best man that I missed UK food and he was like, oh yeah, what kind of food? And I said pot noodle. He thought I was trolling. He said, but doesn't Japan have really good noodles? And I was like, Yeah, but it's not as

good as Pot Noodle. People think I'm actually trolling. I'm not trolling. There's no noodles I've had in Japan that were anywhere near as good as Pot Noodle. I'm not even joking. They don't even put MSG in their noodles in Japan. That's why everything tastes bland, boring, and uninspired.

I guess tonkotsu ramen's

Okay, I've been to loads of places. I lived in Japan for 2 years, been going there every year since 2010. Trust me, I had all the ramen there is to have.

There's not a single thing I've not eaten in Japan, including asshole.

Japanese asshole has rich umami.

It

never gets easier.

What? I've been to Japanese restaurants loads of times.

It's because you've just seen me eat at McDonald's a lot on stream, you think I only ever eat at McDonald's. It's the, um, typical viewer fallacy where they think if it doesn't happen on stream, it means it never ever happens, and everything he does on stream is what he does all the time, every time.

Typical viewer fallacy.

I've been going to Japan since 2010, 7 years before I started YouTube. Of course I've been to all the places before. I've been on dates, I've had girlfriends, we went to those restaurants and stuff.

We've been to Japan like 15 times.

Yeah, you've been watching for 7 years, but I haven't been going to Japan for 7 years. I've been going to Japan for 15 years.

You know, I had a life before starting YouTube. It's not like I was born on the day I started YouTube.

Although I have to admit, I've never been to those fancy sushi places where you sit at the bar. I've never been to a proper sushi place, or I don't think I've been to teppanyaki unless okonomiyaki counts because they cook it on the teppan, the iron plate.

I went to okonomiyaki, teppanyaki place with Chihiro in Hiroshima.

We never really did fine dining, did we? We just go to like cheap food court kind of places. Or yakiniku.

Never done like proper wagyu kind of place.

Fanciest meal we did was the fugu place, and I hated it. It was rubbish. Really expensive as well. It was like $100 per person. Get 5 courses of fugu, sashimi, fried fugu, fugu soup.

What else?

Fugu, fugu, fugu. It all tastes like nothing. They say fugu is really popular because it has no fishy taste. Well, you know what else has no fishy taste? Everything else that isn't a fish. If you don't want the fishy taste, then just eat chicken, aren't they? What's the point eating a fish because it doesn't have the fishy

taste? It'd be like eating bacon that doesn't have porky taste. Then why'd you want to eat bacon? Don't understand Japanese people. I mean, the thing tastes like nothing. It's just like white fish that has no flavor. At least with cod you got like cod flavor of the fish. Salmon's got salmon flavor. Fugu just tastes like nothing,

and you can die if it's not prepared properly. Risking your lives to eat something that tastes like nothing. So dumb.

It just tastes like the stuff it's seasoned with, like soy sauce. Or wasabi.

Boring.

The only thing that was decent was the fried bit, but it just tastes like fried chicken but without any chicken flavor.

I don't know why Japan doesn't do fish and chips. Because they do, they do tempura, like prawn battered, deep fried prawn. Fish and chips is just basically that but with fish instead of prawn. I don't know why they don't like to do the fish and chips. Probably because it has too much flavor, they can't handle it.

They have the blandest food,

but sometimes, you know, poke bowl is nice. Oh, I feel like I want some sushi.

Saw a Spanish girl coming home in a few days. She hasn't messaged me at all.

I don't really trust any of these girls. I feel like they're all gonna flake.

Probably Indian girls the best. Prospect at the moment.

I wonder who invented the poke bowl. Isn't it just basically sushi but all in a bowl, lumped in together? It's like lazy way of making sushi where you don't press the rice and make it into a sushi, and then you just chuck it all into a bowl with some edamames.

Same like sashimi. Sashimi is just like sushi but without the rice.

Sushi is basically just sashimi but with rice under it.

No, no,

no, no.

She think market's gonna tank.

35 minutes left.

Do you need a license to get a dog? Can you just show up at like a kennel and just pick one up on the spot? Isn't that kind of weird? I don't know why I feel like maybe you need license or checks, like a permit or something to get a dog, or they just give you a dog.

I still can't believe the zoo takes in people's unwanted pets and then feeds it to the lions. That's insane.

Really? That seems so cruel. Like, you just take your dog there and then they euthanize it and then feed it to lions. Do they at least prepare the meat, like chop it up, or they just chuck its body into the cage?

Yeah, I keep seeing these news articles saying zoo open to unwanted pet donations to feed the lions and tigers. They pay 58 pence per kg of large animals like horses. And they pay £11 per small animal.

You can like donate a whole horse and get— how heavy is a horse? Like 400 kg.

Get £200.

I can't believe they do that.

What, so you can just go to like homeless animal shelter, get a bunch of animals, and then like give it to the zoo and make money? That's kind of weird.

What if I scrape roadkill off the ground?

£10 per body.

Stealing sheep from Kit Hill.

How heavy is a sheep? 200 kg, 100 pounds.

Didn't iDubbbz do a video where he was scraping roadkill off the ground?

God, he had some crazy videos before he got boring.

Vomit cake,

pubic hair cake. Ah, the stuff they used to make with Max Mofo and Filthy Frank was disgusting.

They get that— what was it like sliding around on this plastic mat thing? What was that game with the colored circles and you got to put your hand on it and then they'd get covered in vomit and stuff.

It was so disgusting. This is shave off iDubbbz's hair and eyebrows. They were such freaks.

Doesn't MaxMofo just unbox Pokémon cards? Last time I checked, what does he do now? He used to get hundreds of thousands of views just unboxing Pokémon cards.

Oh, he does the podcast with what's-his-face, Anything for Views. Yeah, I guess they're doing pretty well then.

That's funny, his name's Chad. Imagine your real name is Chad.

So if someone's trying to break into your house and they kind of get stuck, or they're like crawling in, and I phone the police and I say someone's breaking into my house, am I allowed to hit them in the face with my stick? Do you think the police would give me permission?

All right, so someone's breaking into my house and they're kind of stuck. Can I hit them in the face with my wooden stick? I don't want to get in trouble, but I am kind of scared and you guys are like 10 minutes drive away.

What if they say, um, okay, but don't kill them? Okay, and don't aim for the eyes, just give them a whack on the top.

It's self-defense, isn't it?

I'm gonna be like a spider. I'll get my parcel tape and wrap them up. I'll be like— should make some Home Alone booby traps.

Like, I run up the stairs, and if they chase me, it triggers a rope. They like actually step on the rope, and then this big thing drops down from up there and goes— I need some inspiration from Home Alone.

Or I put a booby trap up there. So they can't see it if they're down here. And then I put a tripwire. The tripwire goes across there, and if they like step on it— so I need to make sure I don't step on it.

Yeah, if they like fall over and break their neck, then I'm gonna be in trouble, aren't I? Even though they broke into my house.

Oh, I'm sorry, broke into my landlord's house. Stupid idiots think it's not your house. Yeah, I know that. It's not my country either. I don't own the country, do I? But I still say it's my country.

Pedantics.

Bobby's dick flies down the stairs.

Yeah, so I run up here. And then I turn around, I go trigger the switch, and it goes traps them in a gooey substance of baby oil.

Doused in baby oil.

Maybe if someone comes door— okay, let's open this window.

Oh my God.

Maybe I just shout at them from up here.

What do you want?

Uh, oh, it's disgusting inside of this thing.

Oh, that's a weird window.

I can't close it now. What? Why is there a light bulb there? Because I took— it was in there, but it's a horrible white fluorescent light bulb, so I switched it with an Amazon Wi-Fi light bulb that has nice yellow glow.

Oh, this window sucks.

Stupid wasp dying in my room. Can't even die somewhere else.

Maybe

I should have my desktop set up up here.

Put the desk here. Oh, there's more dead flies here. What the fuck? Oh, is that a ladybird? I gotta hoover up these dead insects.

I think Gamer Girl 2, um, could be a good girlfriend but would take a lot of effort. She'd probably want at least 3 or 4 dates before anything happens.

She won't add me to WhatsApp.

Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow! Oh, I don't know what was that.

I had a painful bowel movement.

What's that? Go hiking dating.

Dating for hiking lovers in your postcode.

Weird. Fancy a walk and a snog? Mm, this place is on Bog Hill.

How's my bum hole doing? It's fine.

Ow, I'm getting a painful bowel— oh,

getting painful bowel movement.

I don't know what that is.

I don't think just one person chatting makes up a lot of money. It goes by unique chatters, not the amount of chatting one person does. Otherwise, one person could just spam a lot. I think they're looking for unique chatters, not just one or two people.

Which company makes Cupra? Is it Toyota?

Kind of looks like a Tesla.

What? Panther spotted prowling near motorways. Oh my God, imagine you're just hiking through Freaking panther comes at you.

Ham and bacon sold in Tesco contains cancer-causing chemicals. Really? I thought it was healthy.

Tesco have been found to sell meat containing, containing nitrite.

It's always had nitrite, that's why it's salty.

I think I'm probably gonna get bowel cancer. I'm probably gonna have polyps. They're gonna have to put a camera up my bumhole.

Good thing I'm used to having things up my bumhole.

Eating processed meats such as ham, bacon, sausages increases risk of bowel cancer.

Oh, shut up, D Zhang. That's all you ever say. I still made $200.

Why does meat taste so good when it's cooked?

I wonder how come animals aren't disgusted when they have to eat a dead carcass,

bite through all the fur and skin, all the blood.

Maybe they enjoy it.

嗯。

Something wrong with this monitor.

Look, why won't it stay where I put it?

Cheap monitor.

Um, I can only do this or that,

but I want it like that.

At least it's

thin. Barely curved though. Calling this a curved monitor is a bit of a scam, isn't it? It's hardly curved at all.

God, this mount thing's rubbish.

It's a MiniFire gaming monitor.

This is rubbish.

Worst stand I've ever seen.

Get what you pay for.

Okay, an arm. Can't be bothered.

Uh,

get some cardboard maybe.

Yeah, I'm not drilling things into the wall.

That's insane.

Maybe let's get some cardboard and wedge it in the hole.

That usually fixes everything.

See, told you.

Genius. Fucking genius.

Perfect. Oh yeah.

好。

Market opens in 10 minutes. I think it's gonna tank.

Oh, what the

fuck? What?

Um,

they want to do a 6-month property inspection. I didn't know they do that.

For this week.

Uh, well, I don't have to be here.

I wish I put Bobby.

6-monthly inspection visit.

Do I need to be

present at the house.

No, I haven't washed my bedsheets. They're not gonna inspect my bed, are they?

Ah, fuck,

they're gonna see the garden.

They said, will you be present or do I need to bring keys?

So they're just gonna come into my house. Okay,

we're gonna see this garden.

I didn't know they did that.

The main thing I'm worried about is, um, I've burnt the plug socket from my car charger, my tar charger,

and I don't know if the hob was like this before I moved in with all the white. I don't know what this white stuff is.

But it doesn't come off.

And also there's oil all over the wall. Holy fuck, I should have gotten that tin foil stuff I had in Thailand to protect the walls.

Oh no, I didn't realize all the oil was splashing everywhere.

Oh no, it's dripping everywhere.

Why is it so wet?

Oh, what's that?

Is that a fly?

Maybe if I hide it. Do you think they're gonna inspect all the plugs?

Oh look, yeah, it cleans off. That's

good.

How boring would it be if I can't stream in my house?

The annoying thing is, even if I had my own house, same thing could happen.

This is so I don't have to worry about getting kicked out, but to have people come to my house, which would be scary.

How do I get the oils? Oh my gosh, what have I got there too?

How do I get the oil stains out of the wall?

Well, they should have put these tiles all over the wall.

Why did they just put them here?

See, these tiles are fine. It'll just wash off.

They're not going to whine at me about the weeds, are they?

Market opened. Oh no, what if they see the sign on the door? I better take this sign down.

What? Market's open, but it's not doing anything.

I did pull weeds and then they just grew back again. And then it's raining all the time. Raining today.

Pulled out loads of weeds. Look, I've got a mountain of weeds that I pulled out and then they all just grew back.

Why do they inspect it? Is it, is it to see if the building is safe for my safety, or is it to see if I've damaged anything? And if I have damaged anything, what are they going to do?

Let's see all the beers. Leaks and damage.

Well, I haven't damaged anything, so didn't do nothing wrong.

Maybe I'll put my dildos away.

I'll put the dildos under the bed, maybe.

Job

done. Do you think she's gonna look under the bed?

I just put the bed like this.

Got poo on my pillowcase. Got poo there.

Poo everywhere.

You got to clean the toilet.

Oh, I was supposed to clean this.

Don't ask me what it is.

The bone is shaped in the bed.

All right, you can take the whole thing out.

It smells weird.

Like rubber.

I think that's just what it smells like.

I can't

get

it back in.

Hmm, I don't know why it would smell because I use dish soap.

Where should I put it?

Okay,

surely you're not going to look under the bed.

I think this room has one purpose, to blow dry my hair.

Okay, whatever. I don't think I need to be here when they do it.

Market's not doing anything.

It's not ripping.

It's probably gonna tank then.

6-month inspection.

Imagine I went to Thailand.

I'm cleaning my teeth.

What, you want me to have bad oral hygiene?

Wow, what a boring market open. It's not even doing anything.

嗯嗯嗯。

Good thing I didn't go out today. It's raining. Imagine I went all the way to the beach and it rained.

That would suck. Might go to the beach tomorrow then, if it's sunny tomorrow.

It'd be nice to get out of the house and my car be fully charged.

Go to Bude. Actually, I can go to Bantham all the way and back without having to charge.

I want to go to Bantham Beach. Apparently it's supposed to be better

being at the beach. On a hot day, it would be good too. Get ice lolly,

put my feet in the water.

Could get McDonald's on the way back.

Tomorrow is supposed to be a heat wave. Wave. It's 29 degrees.

Nice monitor, thanks. It's not bad for £80.

Might try Mario Kart on it later.

You know what I noticed?

I don't actually need the monitor.

I could have just done this. Watch, watch, watch.

Wait a minute, I could have just done this.

Ooh, hey, I could have just looked at it on my laptop screen. Why did I get the monitor? I don't know now. Could literally just do it on my laptop screen. It's not like I'm using a laptop screen for anything.

Well, it is slightly bigger, I guess.

The monitor cost the same amount as the number of viewers I have.

I could play Mario Kart on it. In it.

On it.

In it.

Or maybe it'll break in a year and I send it back, get a full refund.

They don't even check, do they?

You know what I could do? I could, I could say the smashed Samsung broke

and then claim repairs for it.

Yeah, but it looks like I broke it through no fault of my own. The entire front screen is smashed.

Can I have a new one, please?

I didn't do it. It wasn't me.

Wow, what a boring market open.

It's completely flat.

It looks like it's Going up a bit.

嗯。

Yeah, I told them I won't be here. They said they'll just,

uh, bring their own key if I'm happy with it. I said yep.

Be kind of weird. I mean, what do I do, follow them around?

I don't really have anything to ask, do I?

No, I don't really need the real estate people for anything at the moment.

Maybe I take down the prostitute sign.

Wow, market's not doing anything.

Sometimes it makes me feel surprised that the government lets people drive around in cars at all. They're such dangerous things.

I guess the benefits outweigh the de-benefits so much. How would the country get anything done if no one was allowed to drive?

I wonder if self-driving technology gets completely perfected, would they just ban people from driving?

So you'd have to take a robotaxi to get around, and then robot vans will deliver stuff.

Is it tankin'?

It's so gonna tank. I'm telling you.

You guys enjoying the stream?

That's nice.

Come on, I can't do something.

Why you don't do anything? Is it like some kind of stupid news thing happening so it's not moving?

Waiting for data. Uh, check this Forex calendar.

There's no news. Trump speaks at 10:00 a.m.

That's in four minutes. Is that why it's not moving?

It's only an orange folder, medium impact.

And then tomorrow CPI data.

Is it waiting for Trump to speak?

I wonder if anyone sends prostitutes to Trump's house.

Is Poseidon sending people into dangerous situations again?

Where's Trump speaking?

Yeah, I got some—

no, of course I'm not going to stream the date. You got some weirdos showing up.

I wonder if the pimp talks to the hooker when they're driving in the car.

Or do they just sit there in silence?

And what do they talk about?

Do they become like friends?

Maybe the pimp gets half price off.

So I've got a house inspection coming up soon. What should I do

to prepare?

Will they even look in the cabinets and everything?

A bit weird. Do you like my cupcakes? Now that's a cupcake. That's a cupcake.

I've finally mastered the cupcake. I can't believe it just took 2 months.

Bam, looking good.

What should

I hide?

Oh shit,

the oil's not coming out.

Um, oh fuck, there's oil everywhere.

Uh, crap.

Hey Daniel, what's on your mind today? I got cooking oil sprayed up on the wall near where the stove is. How do I get it off?

Oh, that's annoying. Start by mixing warm water with a bit of dish soap, then gently scrub the oil stain using a sponge or cloth. If it's stubborn, a little baking soda mixed with water can help scrub it off without damaging the paint. Give it a try and let me know how it goes. So baking soda and dishwash

soap?

Exactly. Just mix a bit of dish soap with warm water and gently scrub with a sponge or cloth. What do I mix the baking soda with? Just mix the baking soda with a bit of water to make a paste. Then you can gently scrub the oil stain. It helps lift the grease without damaging the surface. So I

don't need the dishwasher? Nope, you just mix the baking soda with water to make a paste. Use that to gently scrub the stain. The dish soap is for another option. You really— baking soda? Yeah, I think he knows it's on paint. Oh God, I didn't realize there's spraying oil everywhere.

How much water have I had?

No, not the landlord, the real estate agent. He's coming for an inspection.

Property's not managed by landlords, managed by the real estate agent. Doesn't it really turn into a paste? Okay, look at more.

So I just smear it on the wall?

Are you sure?

Does that really do anything?

Do I have to scrub it hard or gently?

嗯。

And do I scrub it gently or hard? Gently does it. You want to avoid damaging the fabric, so a gentle scrub should do the trick. And after I finish scrubbing, do I wipe it off or let it soak in?

Let it soak in a bit. This gives the solution time to break down the stain. How long? About 15 to 30 minutes should— why does he sound like he's high?

Gently soak it in. I don't understand why sometimes he sounds really high energy and then sometimes he sounds kind of sad,

like he's got mood swings.

Oh, that was bacon soda everywhere.

Uh, surface feels weird now.

Feels slimy. Put some soap.

Why is it all slimy now?

So what do I do when it's soaked in? Just leave it to dry in there or what?

Yeah.

Let it dry and see if the little thing— otherwise, don't know what to do really with that.

Wow, look at my cupcakes.

Plump. And then coffee in an hour,

and then for dinner I've got leftover stir-fry.

Oh, market ripped. Fucking hell. Oh no, it didn't. I thought it did, but it didn't.

What's that noise?

Jesus, why does it make that sound?

Given notice to quit. Quit what? Vaping.

Is vaping unethical?

嗯。

Quit the premises. I've never heard those words used together.

I've only heard

move out or evicted.

If I have to leave, I don't know, I really got to think what I'm going to do. Get another house or just go to Thailand.

If

I get another house, I can't stream like this anymore. I've got to do gaming streams or just desktop stream.

Or I just pretend I've moved out.

You wouldn't know.

My arm hairs got cooked yesterday, they're all blonde looking.

I don't know, I guess the options would be, do I find a new place to rent? Or do I use the time? Because they'll give me a notice, won't they? Like 2 months notice to leave. I use the 2 months, get rid of the car, and just go to Thailand.

Vagabonding in Asia again.

If you find it's doing that, makes me 5 times more money than if I just sat around stuck in the UK being bored. Because the only thing that's keeping me here is that I've got a house. If I lost the house, I'd be like, screw this place, I'm leaving.

I get 3 times more viewers in Thailand.

But you love your car.

Yeah, I want to do the whole girlfriend experience with a car.

Go on dates.

If I get kicked out and I get the Thai Elite visa approval at the same time, that has to be a sign. But I would not dox my place in Thailand. I would not film it. Learned my lesson now.

I'd only do outside streams and also desktop streams

in the corner of a room.

But I don't miss cooking.

It's not really blowing 15K cuz I'll sell the car for 5K. I'd be blowing 10K, but not really instead of paying council tax, insurance, and road tax, I'd be paying for the visa instead. So it's basically free. You're just trading a bunch of other stuff for the visa. You're not keeping the other stuff and the visa. You're

getting rid of the other stuff to get the visa. So it's basically free visa.

Council tax is like £1,400 a year.

My savings are at about 4,200.

Although it's probably near to 4,400 if you include yesterday's earnings.

Yeah, I can get Elite because I would max out my credit card, then go into overdraft.

I'd have 7, 6, I'd have 13,000. It's still not quite enough, I guess. I have to sell the car, I guess, as well.

That's why I'm just trying to hoard as much money as I can, so by the time that I need to make a decision, I've got the money.

Inspections this week.

Oh, why she needs to know the day? What, do you want the exact time as well? You're all such a bunch of weirdos. Why does she know the exact day and the exact time?

A bunch of creeps.

Oh, when's the date? What time? Oh, where is it? Get a fucking light.

When it's done, I'll tell you when it was. How about that?

Does

the sound okay?