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Did I answer the poo versus earwax question? No, because I don't have an answer.

No comment.

Hello, do 2 hours Battlefield and then back to

the US markets.

Gotta have some variety.

It's funny, the category automatically changed to crypto and trading. It's funny how it knows.

Okay, I got level— I didn't activate my XP boost, I forgot again.

Okay, destroy some noobs.

Here we go.

Not lagging. Well, the game looks so nice after you've not played it for a while.

How are they here already?

Whoa, I killed him!

What? I just sprayed at all of them. Whoa, 200 viewers here ready for the Battlefield segment.

Look at his bum. Ow.

Oh, I killed him.

What?

What?

I hate this stupid sniper.

The snipers really ruin the game, but you can't do anything against them apart from try and snipe them back.

He dead.

So nice when it's lagging. Wow.

Damn, that noise is so annoying.

Whose idea was it to put a stupid siren?

Covering fire.

They dead.

You're not dead.

What? I'm number 5.

He dead.

Damn, I'm doing good.

He dead.

Die! Oh, I forgot what my melee button was.

There's not enough buttons on the keyboard that are near my hand. No, a number 4.

What?

Whoa.

What? I'm number 4.

See, it's not lagging now, but then it will lag in a minute.

What?

Whoa.

I'm destroying them. He dead.

He dead.

He dead. Oh, 3 kills.

What?

Did you see me destroy them?

Oh,

I

killed him.

Oh,

where everyone tuning in from?

Voilà.

Oh, I got him! What? How did I get him?

What a shot!

Nice.

I think we're destroying them.

Whoa, I killed someone!

Oh, I killed another one! I love the grenades. I'm number 4.

Let's go and pick it.

Oh, I got him.

Oh yeah.

Where everyone tuning in from?

I got 15 kills.

See, I'm not bad when it's not lagging.

Oh,

I

got 2! Double kill, triple kill!

I got 18 kills.

Check the market.

Oh, I'm down £1.60 on my short.

I'm doing so well.

We win easy.

See, when it doesn't lag, it's really good.

Didn't even level up though.

Post lady's getting drenched. So glad I don't do delivery work anymore.

Where everyone tuning in from? Where everyone tuning in from? Where everyone tuning in from? Where Everyone tuning in, everyone, everyone tuning in, everyone, everyone. £1.50.

Assault class, my favorite. Just can't beat the grenade launcher.

We're in New York. Wow, look, New York's burning, guys.

Look at the bridge.

Brooklyn, Brooklyn's on fire.

I don't like this one. I like it when you're going in and out of the buildings.

It's the 20th.

Still got 11 days until I see my girlfriend. It's quite long.

It won't be too bad, I guess.

Patient.

Pull

up first.

It's raining a

lot.

There's too much going on, I can't see anything.

Yeah,

this is why it starts lagging, because the destruction is insane.

The amount of destruction is just too much.

Why did it spawn me on a quad bike?

Ah, couldn't get my grenade launcher out.

Not at the bottom. Jesus, this is— I can't really get any kills. I hate this level.

You can't open these doors.

These destructive environments lag the game so much.

What? Oh,

I hate this level.

Where's my mouse gone?

Um,

where's the fucking grenade launcher? Oh.

We need defensive support along the objective.

I can't see where they are.

I can't find where my team are.

Starting to lag now. The problem with playing keyboard and mouse is your wrists start to hurt from being rested on the table edge.

Where everyone tuning in from?

What?

Come on, respawn. I don't like this level.

Boring. Oh, you

Fuck, I swear I clicked my mouse before I died, but it— nothing shot out.

How

did it only do 13 damage?

So you have a really good first round and then it starts sucking. Sucking, and then you get annoyed, and then you suck more, and then it's just like downhill cascade.

See, this is what I'm talking about. It's fun for like half an hour and then it's fucking annoying.

Just can't get any kills. Look, I'm at the bottom nearly.

The lag doesn't help either.

What is the noticing boys? Fuck does that mean? Can't you people talk normally? The fuck is a noticing boy?

Can't you people talk proper fucking sentences?

The fuck does that even mean? Noticing what?

Yeah, I can't play this fucking mode. It's so fucking shit. This stupid fucking game.

I think I stick with the small map.

Uh, I had a really good start and then the game just got really shit.

Why is it always like that? It's always the first round only is really fun and good.

Oh, my wrists hurt. Look, it goes all red here from being on the table. That's what I hate about keyboard and mouse.

Why is she just randomly pointing at the ground?

Too much gaming? I've only been playing 30 minutes.

Whoa, killed him!

Oh, this is way better. No lag.

What?

Yeah, this is way better.

Hit it! Damn, I blew the wall up.

Ah, why am I always in grenade launcher mode? Because it's the best weapon. You'll one-shot them. And even if you don't direct hit them, you can nearly kill them. And then you get— oh, you see that? Did you see that? That's what I'm talking about.

Fuck. You just aim in their direction, they blow up, or you get a bunch of splash damage, and then you get the kill assist.

Missed.

Ah, whoops,

that's my person.

I just use grenade. I don't even shoot my gun anymore unless by some luck I'm still alive

after using everything.

Yeah, well, they're annoying stupid little kids wasting their lives playing game, not going to school. 360 one-shotting you. They're the fucking losers ruining their future playing a stupid video game,

so fuck them.

Ah, you dead, you little bitch.

Ah, I only watch stock market YouTubers now. I don't watch like YouTuber YouTubers.

I just watch finance stuff.

Ah, I'm number 7.

They just come out the side.

No, the market ripped and my short got stopped out. A 60 pence profit. My stop loss got triggered.

Ah.

Ah,

keep missing it.

I don't like Strongman Finance. He's too immature. Grown man acting like a teenager.

The way he talks and holds himself is just embarrassing.

It's like he never grew up past the whole Xbox Online deathmatch

age thing.

No wonder he got divorced. I can't imagine what woman would want to stay with a guy like that. He looks like an idiot on camera.

What? I can't get any fucking kills.

Why can't I get any kills?

I can't find them anywhere. Look, and then they just randomly appear out of the sides.

Killed him.

See, they just randomly pop out of nowhere.

And then you're dead in 2 seconds.

He dead. What, what's going on?

Wow, he dead. He dead. That's what I'm talking about. I just got 4 kill— 5 kills actually.

A little bit of corner camping.

He dead. I dead.

Ah, I had him lined up. I'm still at the bottom.

Oh, he dead.

I love that sound when you kill them.

Oh yeah.

Ah, I'm at the bottom. Oh, I can't believe that.

Ben Dean, Terry TV collabed. I was Not jealous, didn't even care.

Really disappointed that short didn't work out.

No, all the technicals seemed like it was going to go down, and it did, but not as much as I thought it would.

Yeah, of course I remember Terry TV. He messaged me whining because I was getting donos when my dad died. He was like, oh, I think you should turn off Super Chats. Turn off your stupid mouth, fucking idiot.

Guy was such a loser.

It's raining.

Do you think people recognize him on the street after getting a million subs?

Yeah, I do wonder what happened to him. What happened to him? He's the disappeared. Maybe he died.

I mean, I'd probably disappear too if I found another way to make money. I'd be like, sorry guys, I'm, I'm done.

I don't even think I'd tell you. Why bother? You can just assume I died or something.

He

dead.

I dead.

Doing really well. Doing what?

Yeah, if I was doing really well doing something else, I'd be like, fuck this YouTube stuff, see ya.

The only reason he'd come back if he wasn't doing well, I guess.

Once I'm done with Kick I think I'm done with it all too.

Trying to make a comeback and trying to make it work again, it's just so much work.

He's an airline pilot. Oh yeah, sure he is.

That fucking guy up there keeps getting me.

Would I stream 5 times a year?

I just don't see the point.

I really just don't really have the urge to like talk. I can't be bothered.

I feel the way it's just caused me more harm than good.

Yeah, I'm in my down— my cascading downward spiral on this stupid game now. I start off really good and I get angry, and then the angrier you are, the more you fucking die.

This game, you really can't play it when you're in a bad mood.

Oh my fucking God, I'm gonna smash something.

I hate this level.

I don't know why this game is so annoying.

Oh, I killed someone. Was he AFK? He didn't even move.

Ah.

How did that miss? So you get one chance to shoot, and if you miss that, you're fucked.

At least I'm not at the bottom.

Wow, I killed someone.

Whoa, he was as bad as I am. Completely missed.

Uh, uh,

I'm number 4 somehow.

Uh, that short. I don't think shorts are gonna work out today

or the whole week.

I think we're just gonna melt up until Friday.

Let's buy every dip.

Now my hand hurts from banging the keyboard.

What? Always fucking 2 of them.

Engage.

Where's the enemy?

We're getting destroyed though. Look at the score.

What?

What?

Come

on.

Where everyone tuning in from? Where everyone tuning in from? Where?

Hit it.

I'm out of

bullets.

I need bullets. Okay, I'll just die then. Whatever.

No, we're gonna lose this.

I

think my stop loss triggered.

Oh no,

market is so flat. He

dead.

He

dead.

What, we're gonna win? We were losing. Can't believe that.

I'm number 4.

Haha, he dead, he dead. I dead.

You're dead.

I might cancel this short and go long.

Looks like we're gonna go for those previous highs.

I'm gonna buy 0.2 units long.

Uh, let's say I'll close that short.

No luck going short today.

I hate how my back hurts. I don't know why. What's wrong with sitting like this?

I'm just sitting up straight in my chair.

I don't get it.

It's because my monitor's to the side. 嗯，嗯嗯，会很。

Come on, why does it take so long to get 16 players?

Rubbish.

Uh, I do not like playing keyboard and mouse. It's

so uncomfortable. So much better with the controller.

Where everyone— he dead,

he

dead.

I killed 2.

Had it.

Oh, what's with all these chain-link fences everywhere?

He dead.

Reloaded.

You're dead.

I'm not dead. Oh, I'm dead. Jinxed it.

Oh hey, Thailand Forever, where are you tuning in from?

Not from Thailand. Mm-hmm.

Wow.

Bye.

At least I'm not at the bottom.

Hit it.

I did.

I did

my secret master plan. For what?

For winning at life.

I just take one day at a time. That's all you can do.

Hit

it,

hit it.

I've got a pimple inside my nose. It makes me think it's itchy, so I scratch it and it really hurts. I touch it.

Oh.

I

didn't— why is the market not doing anything? Better not just be flat until Friday.

This level's boring.

Uh.

Dang it, fucking annoying.

When will I come to Switzerland? Never

in my whole life.

Oh my God, that's not going well.

Oh, thank God it's over.

That stupid game.

My short got stopped out £3. That means I lost £2 long and then I lost £3 short, but I made 60 pence, so I lost £4.50 today.

Not very good day trading today.

Ripped hard.

Sometimes I think the best way to trade is just don't look at it and don't care about setups and stuff and just YOLO.

50/50% chance anyway.

I like this level.

Oh, come on, I had it aimed at him as well.

Hostiles all over the place.

He dead.

I

don't— oh, why are they just hiding everywhere in every little corner? A bunch of cockroaches.

Oh, point blank.

Whoa.

I'm doing pretty good. I like this.

I blew myself up as well.

I'm number 2.

What? What? Where did he go? I thought he just slid at me.

Whoa, I just killed 2!

How many did I kill now? I'm number 1, guys! Look! Where's Ollie saying I was shit at gaming? I'm number 1 now.

Now who's shit at gaming? You.

Whoa, I got another kill!

Oh,

I got another kill! Grenade launcher is the best.

I love the grenade launcher.

It makes all the other guns really boring.

10 days. He dead.

10 days, 9 days, single digits.

I'm like really on edge.

Oh, come on.

I can't see anything. What? Everyone's got a grenade launcher. I'm number 3.

Oh, we're losing.

What? Oh, for God's sake, why are they everywhere?

Whoa, market's ripping! I'm up £3.

I told you, didn't I tell you?

Bucket just ripped.

Bye.

Ah,

number 3.

No,

we're gonna get wrecked. It's not— how do I kill someone with fire?

He did.

What?

Market's ripping.

Ah, this game over.

Team's noobs,

bunch of noobs.

At

least I'm number 3.

Our team sucks.

We're stuck at 74. We can't even take this zone.

I killed myself.

Hit

it.

Hit

it.

Oh.

Damn, market's ripping.

Whoa, I killed 2 people and myself.

I got 20 kills. That fire grenade's pretty good.

How do you unlock the fire grenade?

Damn, they got 50 kills, some of them.

Fuck, I'm bleeding out! Medic!

Well, we tried, I guess.

I'm dead. Whoa, market's ripping. Good thing I put those stop losses on. Those shorts would have wrecked me.

Uh, what a shit round. Damn, look at the market rip.

£5 up on my long.

It's going for that all-time high, the previous one, I think. Was it the previous? No, it's not. It's one of them.

Oh no, it's not the previous all-time high.

Damn,

market's ripping.

Uh,

this rate of fire is really high on this one. Oh,

I

got the converter.

Oh, I got the

4.5x scope. 2x, might go for that one.

You dead. You're not dead.

All

right, we have secured Bravo.

I did.

So nice when it's not lagging.

Where you tuning in from, guys?

Oui, ah ah

ah.

Hmm, he dead.

Oh yo, see

that?

What? Damn, market's ripping. It's ripping to that high that I said it would get to. I'm up £6.

Damn, look at the market, guys.

I told you.

What? How do you not die?

Wait, I need a

medic! I need a medic!

Oh,

you got the slug shotgun and

Carefully.

Market open in 30 minutes.

I don't know if I take profit on this long.

I'm up £7. I might take that.

Objective Bravo has been secured. The enemy are maintaining control.

You're dead.

Get it, get it!

Ah,

defeat again.

Ah, give up. This is a waste of time.

I might go short on the market.

Market open in 30 minutes.

I'm long and short all over the place.

Did I level up? I got level 23. Not bad.

Where everyone tune in and vomit. Yeah, I'm playing Battlefield 6, best game ever.

Market ripped. 哥，喝喝。

Might take profit on that long.

I'm up £7 on my long.

Market open, 21 minutes.

Yeah, I'm still playing for another 20 minutes and then do some trading.

He dead.

Whoa,

I don't really calculate my trades day by day. Sometimes I make £60, sometimes I make nothing, sometimes I lose £20.

It's all over the place.

What?

He dead.

Do

I recommend getting into trading? Why not? What's the worst that could happen?

Whoa, Colin! I killed Colin! That's what you get for not giving me a beer for finding your phone.

I'm looking for a Colin, he lost his phone.

Have you tried calling him?

That was good.

Have you tried calling him? I mean, how could I call him if he doesn't have his phone? Because I got it.

Palworld? Nah, that's boring.

Miss me, sucker?

Oh, you fucking bitch. Bitch,

you fuck.

What was that?

He dead.

I

dead.

I

did.

Oh, Marky tanking.

Okay,

what?

At

least I'm not bottom.

He dead.

He not dead.

He dead.

I dead. At least I'm not bottom. My thumb hurts.

We're gonna lose again. My team just loses all the time.

Smokey gonna rip or tank today?

Could go any way, really.

It could do a blow-off and then tank.

Bye all.

We lose. We dead.

Market open in 12 minutes.

I might have time for another game.

Whoa, it's ripping.

I wonder what Bitmain's doing. Guess I could check gold.

Ripping.

Jesus, bit mine not ripping.

What? Could go any way, couldn't it?

No, I don't have any plans to travel. Quality fixed. It wasn't broken. I put it low quality on purpose to prevent lag, but it didn't make any difference, so I put it back up to what it was before.

What? I'm getting bored of this grenade launcher. I might switch shotgun.

I'm on fire.

He dead.

I dead. Yeah, I might change my weapons.

So maybe I'll go for shotgun. Oh wait, the weapons are locked.

So maybe I'll

go for— oh, he's got a missile launcher! I want to try that. I didn't know I had that. And I've got a mine and I've got shotgun.

Where's the missile launcher? Oh, there. Whoa, I didn't know I had that.

Can I shoot it quickly?

Does it shoot straight away?

Where are the enemies?

Typical, I can't find anyone when I want to test out my new weapon,

and then I'm probably gonna die.

Whoa, it shoots straight away!

You get 3 shots as well.

I don't know if it's better than the grenade launcher.

Isn't it for vehicles, not infantry?

Ah, I've got these mines as well.

At least we're winning for once.

Oh, I killed him! What?

Get out the way, idiot.

Uh, he's got the rocket launcher as well.

He dead.

What's this thing?

Is that for vehicles? I think it's for vehicles.

At least we're winning.

What? I'm at the bottom. I don't know if I like this.

Drag him away. I feel like a spider dragging my prey.

Captured.

No,

market open in 5 minutes.

Whoa, I just blew up the building!

What?

Oh, 70 damage.

Well, at least we won. Oh God, what is the market doing? It's like ripping and tanking, ripping and tanking.

I might close my long.

I haven't killed anyone with this rocket launcher.

I can blow the buildings up.

Okay, let's do some trading, I guess.

Close game. Move this here.

Shut that down. Open this window capture Chrome.

Hmm. So yeah, my short got destroyed.

So I was right in the sense that—

yeah, I was right because it actually did go down there, but I put my take profit a little bit lower than where it actually bounced, and then it ripped up, triggered my stop loss, and then I went long there, took £5, and then I went short here. And now it's tanking. Let's see, are we tanking now?

Market open in 2 minutes.

Bitmine doing nothing. Gold ripped.

Take profit on my short, uh, maybe there.

Damn, it's tanking already.

How hard is he gonna tank?

50 seconds, market open.

Is it gonna rip? Is it gonna tank?

Trade until 4 o'clock maybe and then break. Ow. Oh.

Come on, give me my £4 back. Yeah, the market ripped and now it's tanking.

Market open in 8 seconds,

massive tanking or what?

I mean, that looks like PO3 consolidation manipulation. But then that's the real move, isn't it? But is the real move over? Whoa, it's ripping!

Oh my God. Oh geez. Oh my God.

Oh, oh,

I shouldn't have closed that long.

Oh my God. Oh Jesus. Holy fuck. Oh, I'm up £25 on my long.

I'm down £3 on my short. Damn, look at that.

Bitmine. Bit— why is Bitmine tanking?

Whoa,

I'm up £27 on my long.

My short's down £5 now.

No, I didn't hear about the Nvidia black chip.

I reckon it's gonna tank now.

I can't risk closing my long because if I close my long, I'm too underexposed to the long side. I would like to take that £26,

but then I'd only have one other long open. And too many shorts. And if it keeps ripping, it's not gonna bode well.

Why is Bitmine not ripping?

Where would it rip to if it carried on ripping? It could rip all the way back up there,

couldn't it?

Damn,

I thought it was going to tank.

Look, rip tank, rip tank, rip tank, rip tank.

Holy fuck, I'm up £30 on my long. My short's getting wrecked. I'm down £7 on the short,

and I still got a short here as well. No wait, what's that? Yeah, that's another short.

I got a short there, another— got another short there. I got these 2 shorts, and now open a 3rd short. But I got this long,

so I would like it to tank really so I can clear out those shorts.

It might rip back to all-time highs. Which is only a percent away. It's like 0.8% away back to all-time highs. I went long at the top here. Look, that's another long there. I'm down 30.

I shouldn't open another short. I've got too many open.

Bitmain's tanking. What?

Oh, hey, Mommy,

where are you tuning in from?

You got here just in time for day trading masterclass.

Today I lost £2, I made 60p, and then I made £5,

so I'm up £3.

Now the market's

ripping. Yeah, I made £5 something and then I made 60p, so I think I made £6, but then I lost £2 and then I got stopped out £3, so I actually made £1.

From my day trades.

Now what's it gonna do? Are we ripping or tanking?

I nearly had a good short. Look, so I predicted that it would tank down and it did, but I put my take profit there and it didn't get as low as my take profit, and then it ripped and triggered my stop loss of 60p.

Whoa, it's ripping!

I'm up £34 on my long.

I'm up £34, but I'm down £9 on my short.

Should I take profit? £34.

5 minutes still ripping.

I use all the time frames all at once at the same time.

I just click through them randomly like that.

About £34 on my long.

Why choose only one time frame when you can choose all of them? Who says you only have to use one?

That's how the rich stay rich.

It's crazy, it tanked all the way down there and zigzagged its way back up. How much higher though? I'm up £35 on my shlong.

Uh, you don't need to explain to me. I'm the host of this trading masterclass. You're the student. I'm the master.

Why do I have so many positions open at once? So I can't lose no matter what the market does.

Duh. Round trips to where?

To Timbuktu.

Come on, do something. Are we ripping more?

I don't know how much it costs in trade fees. What, you think I work at Trading 212? Who fucking cares? I mean, it costs what it costs. If you don't like what it costs, then what can you do?

Who cares what it costs?

I'm not going to stop trading because it costs what it costs. I'll just be like, okay, that's what it costs, whatever. What are you gonna do about it?

I don't care if I lose all the gains on this long because I need that long. Because if I close the long and it keeps ripping, I've got too many shorts.

I don't need to factor in anything. The P&L is whatever the P&L is. You can't really change that fact.

Ah, you guys, such noobs.

Factor in whatever the fuck I want to factor in. How about that?

We're tanking. Go short.

I'm already short too much though.

I'm long 0.5 units, but I'm short 0.3

Fuck, I'm more short than I'm long. I'm short 0.55 units, but I'm long 0.5 units.

It would be nice if it tanked, actually.

Well, what do real traders use then?

I like Trading 212 because it's got a nice interface.

IG Brokers is shit. You go onto it and it asks you to fill out like a questionnaire, and then you got to like link it to TradingView or some stupid Bollocks. I just want it all in one convenient place, not linking this and linking that. And they ask you all these financial questions like, how much do you

make annually? Have you traded before? Shut up.

Don't ask me stupid fucking questions, idiot. I did have a look at these other websites, but it was just so hard to get an account started. I couldn't be bothered.

I don't care if the fees are like 0.05% cheaper or whatever. Who fucking cares? You think I care

about squeezing out a tenth of a percentile in fees? Oh no, the fees are 0.6% instead of 0.8%. I don't fucking care.

That's chump change.

It's tanking. I told you, didn't I?

Gold.

Ripping. Bitmine not doing anything.

We're tanking.

If it tanks, I make money on this short. If it rips, I make money on my schlong.

Tanken.

Bitmain, come on, rip.

Gold tanking.

Tesla doing nothing.

Barrick Gold been doing nothing for ages. Barrick Gold's done nothing since September.

Come on, tanking!

The viewers tanking. Oh no, I really tank viewers when I do my trading.

I don't tank this much when I'm gaming.

Tanking. Told you.

That's a tankin'.

That is ripping.

Friday would be 25th.

6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11. Okay.

What 6-7 thing?

I don't know what you're talking about.

Come on, do something. Fucking boring.

Can you just ripple tank?

3 minutes until the 9:50 macro.

Well, there's a meme about counting 6 and 7. I have no idea. Just counting the days until I get to see my girlfriend.

I've got 10 days to pray that she doesn't have something else come up unexpectedly.

Now we're ripping.

Come on, I'm

so poorly traded.

Bit mine ripping.

That's a tanking.

Today I made £1.

So I lost £2 and then I made 60p and then I lost £3 but then I made £6. So I think total I'm up £1.

In realized positions closed. All these ones are still open, so I don't count it.

It looks like it might rip.

I'll probably trade for 1 hour. What time is it? 3 o'clock. I'll take a break at 4, do some exercise.

Put my take profit there. £60 take profit. £67 take profit.

It's not tanking.

Bitmine ripping.

Wow.

I'm up £110 today on stocks and shares ISA, £520 total. BitMines at +6.6% profits.

Holy shit, it's ripping!

I'm up £37 on my long.

Yeah, investing is a lot easier.

Come on, we're in a 950 macro.

I hate it when it does this because there's no, like, setup.

It's just straight up.

No, it's too risky to short it, and it's like too high up to make a new long, so you can't do much.

Like, do you want to go long right up there?

But then you don't want to short into this strength, do you? Like I just did there.

Might get some crisps.

I've got Doritos— I mean, I've got McCoy's cheese and onion, and I've got KitKat.

Whoa, look at that!

Half the bag is just air.

See, that's how you enjoy them the best. You don't get crumbs on your knuckles.

Wow,

we're repping.

I'm

thirsty.

Whoa, tanking. Oh, that's cold.

It's not a carton, it's a bottle. The carton is made out of cardboard, that's why it's called a carton,

not a bottle-ton.

I don't understand why they put a little handle on the milk bottle.

They don't put a handle on the Coca-Cola bottle.

Every single size of milk bottle, even the tiny one, has a little handle on it. But when you get a Coca-Cola bottle, it doesn't have a handle.

Makes you think, if the handle is so useful, then why don't they put it on all the bottles?

Why do they only choose to put it on the milk bottle?

I guess it is kind of useful.

The way they package different types of food in specific ways always boggles my mind. Like, why do onions and oranges come in a net?

But apples come in a bag, a plastic bag.

Now I'm cold from the milk.

Bitmine ripping!

Bitmine ripping, guys!

Weird, it tanked when market ripped, and now market tanking and Bitmine's ripping.

Why does oranges need airflow? Already inside of a sealed skin.

Yeah, I put oranges in an orange net and lemons in a yellow net. They should put oranges in a yellow net to fuck with people.

I'm cold now.

Oh, oh, that cold milk really made me cold.

The reason why I'm drinking the milk is because it expires in 2 days and there's a lot of it. And there's a lot of it because I stole the milk from the hotel from last weekend, so I've been drinking that milk instead of my milk.

But now I finished that milk, but I got too much of this milk to finish it in 2 days.

Come on, are you ripping or tanking? Bitmain ripping, $54 now. Whoa, spasm!

Market a-repping.

Oh gosh, freezing now. This is stupid fucking cold milk. Jesus, I wasn't this cold before drinking it. Look, my shorts down. 1, 1, 1, 1.

Uh, almond milk, disgusting.

Oat milk is the worst. I don't know why girls love oat milk so much.

You ever see a guy drink oat milk?

If it didn't come out of the nipple of an animal, then it's not milk.

I want to suck it from the teat fresh in the morning.

No, I don't have any plans to travel.

Apart from a road trip end of the month, if she doesn't cancel again. I feel like I can't rely on her very much. Like, she'll say she can do one thing and then she says, oh, I can't do it anymore.

The faith has been shooken. I, I can't believe she canceled on me

after saying all this. Oh, I can't wait to see you next weekend.

All of a sudden, not enough money.

I know exactly how much money I'm going to have 2 months out from here.

This is my— yeah, I feel like I can't rely on her to be reliable.

I'm not asking for much, I'm just asking for if you say you can meet, then you should meet. Unless it's like really unexpected, like a car crashed into your house and everything exploded, then okay, can't really predict that. But you should be able to predict your finances

from at least 2 days out. I know how much my finances are going to be in like a month's time. I do my forward projections. But you know, I'm a financial analyst, so most people don't keep track of their finances as tightly as I do. I track every single penny in and out, and I project forecasts into

the future based on my current earnings.

It's ripping.

I'm up £40.

Today's really— you can't trade today. You can't trade that. That's just a ripping.

Where's this trade setup? There's no equal high, equal low. I mean, there's an equal low there that it could pull back to, but you wouldn't want to short into this strength. That would be crazy.

I think it's a no trade day.

Just enjoy the ripping, I guess, if you got any positions long.

Teslas are ripping.

I reckon we just slow melt up back up to here.

All-time highs are 0.6% away.

It's pretty easy to get back up there.

Damn, that tankage was massive.

If you bought the dip on that tankage, you'd be up 4% on the indices, 80% if you had 20x leverage.

Oh, it's cold.

I do not recommend cold milk on a cold day. Should put it in the microwave.

I think we're gonna rip in all day long.

Shut

up, DJ. I was still right about market tanking. Look. See, it did tank. Tanked exactly to where I said it would,

but then it ripped.

Idiot.

I'm up £40 on my long.

Up £40.

Bitmine ripping.

I'm up

£11 on my Bitmine.

I'm up 118 today on my stocks and shares ISA.

I wouldn't really mind if it just tanked and gave all this back because I got so many shorts that I need to get rid of.

What's impressive?

Am I ripping or am I tanking?

I thought it was going to tank here and it carried on ripping.

Seems like it's just gonna slowly melt up, isn't it? All day, probably.

Hmm, I'm making about $10 an hour now.

Not very good.

Back down to minimum wage.

I think they've, I think they've lowered my hourly rate,

because I used to get like $16, $17 for about 150 viewers.

So I'm only making about $110, $120 a day.

Are we gonna tank now?

Put the milk back in the

fridge.

Oh wait, did I— I think I've eaten the apple crumble.

I need to pee. I'll probably take a break in half an hour. I need to do some exercise and wanking.

There's nothing to trade here.

Bit mind tanking. 嗯。

Earns more in a day working in Tesco.

Yeah, for less hours too, and they got benefits like sick pay, holiday pay. They probably get to take home the free food, expired food, and there's a lot of cute girls working at supermarkets.

But then you gotta work.

It doesn't look too hard stacking shelves.

I think the hardest bit is if customers ask you where things are and you don't know. You gotta memorize where everything is.

And I just sit here trading and playing Battlefield and then rambling versus having to do an actual job.

Although that might be easier than the everyday monotony of doing nothing.

Terry is not a pilot. Stop. Why do you keep going on with this stupid lie?

What a weird lie.

There's no way he's a pilot. When has he ever talked about aviation?

Who the hell goes from being a big YouTuber to a pilot?

He probably just got a job in, I don't know, like managing his mum's kimchi restaurant.

Also, why the fuck would you want to be a pilot instead of a YouTuber? That job does not look easy.

Tankin'. Was that the top?

What happened to Terry TV 6 months ago? Post on Reddit.

I read somewhere that Boyoung, one of his close friends, was taking care of his dog because his landlord didn't allow any. Apparently the dog still lives with her and they're not friends anymore.

That's it.

It's crazy, isn't it? Over a million subs. And there's like no more than 6 people who care that he disappeared. It just kind of puts into perspective that you might feel big and important and famous, but when you disappear, no one gives a fuck.

Why does it say I got fucking zero viewers?

Now what?

Oh, 200. Just keep glitching again.

I think we're tanking.

Bitmine— holy shit, Bitmine tanked.

Yeah, but flying a plane, it's not really the same as flying through the air because you're just sitting in a box surrounded by buttons. You don't get the sensation of flying, do you? Like driving a car or motorbike.

It's just like you're sitting in a box with these tiny windows.

It's like sailing a ship doesn't feel like you're swimming through the ocean.

God, market's so boring today.

20 minutes and then I'm taking a break.

What does the pilot even do? Because apart from takeoff and landing, you don't really have much to do, do you? 10-hour flight,

you just have to like be careful about turbulence, I guess, and not to crash into another plane.

It's not like you're actively pressing all the buttons

to keep the plane from crashing.

I don't even know why they need pilots. I think you could just get a computer to do it all.

The computer already does most of it.

I guess they're just there to monitor it in case they need to take over.

Gold a-ripping,

stocks are tanking.

I

really wish this house had floorboards instead of tiles.

Oh,

who would know sitting on a chair all day would be so uncomfortable? And this is a nice chair.

I'll exercise when I take a break.

I'm feeling healthy again, apart from the coughing.

God, I would hate to date a pilot because

they'll be away all the time flying, and then when they finish their shift, they're in another country.

Half the time you won't even see them, and then they're hanging out with all the hot air stewardesses.

I'd hate to date a pilot.

Good thing most pilots are men.

I don't know how they do a 12-hour shift.

It's already hell enough as a passenger. Although maybe it goes faster if you're busy working.

I mean, what even is the work though? You just push the little food cart up and down

now and then, and you make sure the passengers don't fight each other.

I should hand out sleeping pills instead of peanuts.

Give me some sleeping pills instead of the stupid peanuts so I can just knock myself out.

I think one of my granddad's brother's sons is actually a pilot, the one that lives in the UK.

Yeah, I hate piloting planes. I hate playing— I hate flying.

I don't get people who fly for fun. You only fly because either you need to get somewhere really far away or you need to shoot down Nazi Messerschmitts over

Britain.

My dream is if I'm a Spitfire pilot and then I crash land behind enemy territories in the countryside of Germany, and I parachute down, and then I get rescued by a German farmer, and his hot daughters suck me off

because I'm handsome. They're like, we'll hide you from your captors as long as you marry my daughter when the war ends.

And then she teaches me German, we bang in the woods whilst my brethren are getting blown up in the trenches.

My dream—

I only ever banged one German girl.

But she was half Russian, so I don't know if that counts. And I nutted in her 4 times raw.

And then I told her to get lost and I blocked her.

I had a Dutch girlfriend, a French girlfriend, a German fling, No Spanish girls or Italians.

Mark is ripping.

I'm up 42 lbs

on my lung.

Market ripping.

Boring.

I can't be that mean. I don't know, you're pretty mean sometimes.

No offense.

What am I considering when Kick is finished? Well, I'm going to be a day trader.

No, I still got loads of vapes. Look, I still got this one as well.

Um, where is it?

Yeah, I got these.

I got the guava,

I got the strawberry, I got the classic tobacco,

and then you can just interchange the flavor. We've got strawberry here.

That's okay, I guess.

I got tobacco.

Jesus,

this one's weird. I don't like it.

Oh, I feel dizzy.

Oh, I feel sick.

Got the strawberry. God, that tobacco one's pretty strong.

Damn, it's ripping! I'm up £46.

Bitminer ripping.

Gold are ripping,

tech stocks are ripping.

I'm not addicted. It's like just because I drink milk every day doesn't mean I'm addicted to milk.

Pile.

Look how many positions I have.

Can't lose, really.

Ow.

Is it tanking?

Why would I consume poo? That's disgusting. It came out of a bum hole.

What a dumb question.

I don't get why Bitmain not ripping.

Would I consider doing porn? No,

because I would get attached and then I'd sit— start getting jealous.

I mean, what if you start banging a girl and then you really like her and then you start developing emotions, but she's like a porn star banging all these other guys?

But then if you had plenty of girls on tap, would you really be insecure anymore? 'Cause like you lose one, who cares? You got 5 others. Maybe like you only get insecure because you're coming from a mind of scarcity, not abundance.

No, I get attached.

I start off thinking, oh, it'll just be fun, I'm gonna bang her.

And then you want to bang more and more, and then you kind of get upset when the banging becomes less or stops,

and then you start like getting jealous thinking, oh, is she banging someone else?

Banging has like some weird deep psychological effect.

I mean, it doesn't always happen. I banged girls and I didn't see them again. I didn't care. But then sometimes you meet someone who seems special.

I don't really want friends with benefits because

I don't know,

because either it's bad, which is bad, or it's good because I find her attractive and I like her. I mean, if she's— how can it be bad if she's attractive? And then if she's attractive, then,

then I don't want to lose her, which means I want to lock her in.

I don't— when I don't pretend to be only interested in cereal, I don't get why you think I'm like that.

I've always been a romantic at heart.

A Casablanca.

Yeah, I'll take cereal. If I'm offered it, but I want more than that.

I want to watch Netflix and I want to go on drives and I want to go places and hold hands. And I want to go to a restaurant.

I want her to pay half the rent.

And I don't want her to bang other guys. So basically you want a girlfriend? Yeah, that's what I've been saying the whole time.

Getting hot in here.

Okay, I pay all the rent, you pay all the food. How about that?

And I want to take trips to my family house and like spend Christmas with my family together.

Would I receive it in the butthole by Prince Andrew for $100 million? Yeah, duh, of course I would.

How many times in the butthole? Just once.

What would I do to her? For her? I'd do anything she wants.

Apart from threesomes with another guy.

If she wants threesomes with another guy— oh God.

And then I'd be like, why do you want threesomes with another guy? Is it because you want to make me watch you get banged by another guy, or because you want to bang another guy? If I say no, are you going to go bang another guy anyway? Secretly? Or does it have to be 2 of us in

the room together?

Or do you just like being banged by 2 guys at once?

Cuz I got a friend called Ollie from the Netherlands. I'm sure he'll be up for it.

Am I into being a cuck? I don't know.

I think it would turn me on but also mentally and emotionally screw me up at the same time.

And it won't be wholesome, it'll be like degen and dirty and depraved. I'm not saying it wouldn't be hot. I mean, maybe it would be hot,

but I want— I want a wholesome thing, not like a depraved thing,

because it's just gonna end in tears, isn't it?

I'm up £48 on my long.

Damn, it's just slowly grinding up, isn't it?

Makes me think maybe I shouldn't let go of my lungs.

God, still ripping.

Still ripping.

I'm up £50.

Damn, the wind is blowing.

Hard. But I'm gonna take a break now and then come back for some Battlefield. I've got a workout.