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All right, is it working?

Testing, testing, testing.

I turned off the iPhone,

went back to the Flip.

Yeah, today's been a mess because stupid Silent Hill. I've been trying to upload the video and then I've been using different phones to try and get better internet speed.

Oh God, what a nightmare.

There's no double audio. What do you mean?

Testing, testing. There's no double audio. What do you mean? What now? There's no double audio now.

Testing, testing. Okay,

should be no disconnects.

Okay, so I got the whole house to myself.

Time to get naked.

My brother-in-law left. Didn't even say goodbye. He went back to London.

Sister's going back next week.

Push Ken, push, push. What you doing?

Doing nothing like usual. Nice and sunny here now. I can finally sit on the sofa. Maybe—

no, mods didn't get banned, they just disappeared because they're fucking useless. Now we just got beer, the only mod left.

Don't even need mods, got barely any viewers. What even is there to moderate?

Make everyone a mod and then you will start banning each other.

It looks like a nice day, but it's all windy and cold out there.

Ah, I like my conservatory.

I always used to love sitting here looking out the window.

No, we never sat at the table talking and laughing. My dad sat here for dinner, my mum sat in the corner playing her laptop Facebook games, I sat over there in front of the fireplace on my beanbag, and most of the time my sister wasn't here because she was at uni.

All living in London,

all ignoring each other.

She used to be hooked on those Facebook games where you pay real money. And then you get Facebook money, and then you gamble the Facebook money, and then she'd lose it and then buy more Facebook money with real money.

I'm gonna get fish and chips tonight. These are my uncles. There's my dad.

They're at a barbecue.

They all look the same. They all look like clones or something.

They all got the same face, kind of.

One man becomes 5 men.

That was like this, what, '80s? '80s fashion, or was it '90s? No, it must have been '90s. Tucked-in shirt. Trousers and belt, knitted woolly jumper cardigan.

My dad always used to tuck his shirt into his trousers,

but that was the fashion back then. You have 2/3— 2/3 were your legs and 1/3 was your torso. Made you look taller.

Nowadays people have like 1:1 ratio body and legs, untucked shirt. Whereas the old school styles have 2/3 legs, 1/3 torso, tucked in belt.

The stream seems to work way better when I just stream straight to Kick instead of using the laptop. I don't know why. I mean, it's the same Wi-Fi.

My favorite spot in the house, probably here, and then in the corner on the sofa. And there used to be like a sofa thing around here that I used to like sitting here and looking out the window, but the chair's gone now. It's just got this wooden plank.

I really like sitting here. I love all these random chairs. I used to sit on this rocking chair as well.

There's so much random fun. Why is this table with a lamp here? Why is there a table there? Why is there a table here? Why is there a chair here?

What are you doing? What a mess. Why is there a metal crown there? Why is there a table there? Oh my God, the table, table, table, table behind me, surrounded by fucking tables, the table in the corner. Oh my God, if it was me, I'd get a little 2-seater sofa, I'd put it in that corner. Get rid

of all these fucking tables. Get a nice little sofa put on the end there, and then you can sit there and like look out at the garden and get rid of all this crap. Why is this fucking bicycle thing here? Jesus Christ, there's so much nice space and you can make the place so nice, and it's just

like a furniture junkyard.

A random chair there. Another little table. Why is that there? The table next to the windowsill. What is the point of it? Another table over there. Another table there. And you've got a table here.

Oh God, this triggers me.

It's like a furniture warehouse.

All these bloody lamps and chandeliers that never get used.

Could be such a nice space.

Yeah, nice little 2-seater sofa put on the end.

I made such a mess.

All this crap all over this counter. How many freaking clocks do you need as well? Oh, one clock there. Got one clock there. You got another clock there.

Oh God, giving me a headache.

And you got a clock there.

I mean, no one even looks at it. Who looks at a clock to see the time? Oh, look, it's quarter to 2.

Very frustrating.

You got this stupid table here which just destroys this open area space.

Oh, I don't know why

I'm the only one who has any kind of design layout sense.

Get rid of all these stupid little tables.

Now all this dust.

Conservatory roof windows. My mum got them replaced with this roof,

which now makes it kind of dark in here.

And here you've got more tables, and then this room is just full of tables.

My mom and sister are back.

They saw someone outside.

Got a bee livery.

Someone took it already.

£25 for Marlboro Gold Super King Blue Pro Kit Pro Kit Stella Artois.

I made $9 for the Silent Hill stream earlier.

The pool house? You mean the summer cabin? No, someone there.

Is this— I don't know. Imagine how nice the house could look with a little bit of reorganizing.

A bit of reorganizing and it could look so nice. It just needs to remove a lot of clutter.

I probably won't stream tomorrow until afternoon.

I got to go with my mum to the car dealership. We can look at cars,

see if I could trade in my Peugeot. She might help me, um, trade it in, part exchange.

Get myself a Toyota.

Don't know, something that has a bit more range.

Maybe I'll be like my dad and get an estate wagon, station wagon, real estate car, whatever the fuck it's called. The long one with the big boot. Then I can put loads of stuff in it. I could sleep in it too.

Real men drive estate wagons.

My vape tastes weird.

Tastes like smoke.

Why does it taste like that?

Oh, stock market.

Oh, it's tanking. Damn, look at my portfolio. It was from 135, now I'm back to 213.

It's tanking. Good thing I stopped out of that long trade yesterday. I would have been fucked if I didn't. You see, always have a stop loss, and if the trade doesn't work out, just take that out. If I didn't have any stop losses, or I didn't have like a take profit and stop loss area, and I just

let the trade go, it would have gone from a £15 profit to a £20 loss.

Lose the vape? Yeah, when I'm done smoking it, I'm not getting another one.

So my target zone is this white line. Where I've put in a pending buy order. I reckon it'll bounce off that white line.

I think it's pretty clear the uptrend is broken to a downtrend, and we've got head and shoulders. It rejected off the neckline. Look at that perfect rejection of the neckline. Could go down to that low.

That's my draw. I don't know if it happens today though.

That's my expert analysis.

Exhibit analysis.

Unemployment claims at 8:30 AM. I think they came out already. Were they bad?

Don't tell my mum I roasted a house. Oh, they came in

lower than expected, which is good. You want less unemployment claims, don't you? So if it came in good, why is the market tanking? Good news is bad news.

214 now.

Main portfolio

up 4.5%.

Yeah, I feel sad. I feel the end of my little trip approaching.

I feel a paradigm shift, a mini paradigm shift. The shifting has shifted.

Guess I'll, I'll stream packing my car tomorrow. No, Saturday. I think I have to worry less about streaming now because my brother-in-law left.

I don't think my sister minds as much, although she doesn't want to be on the— she wouldn't want to be filmed.

But maybe I can be a bit less

Cautious. He doesn't like trading 212. He thinks it's a scam, but he thinks everything's a scam. How's it a scam though? Like, how are they scamming me?

I think I like Trading 212. I think it's a good app. It's got everything you need for trading and investing. It's got good tools. I don't see how— I mean, it's not like Candy Crush, like they're gamifying it. To make money off me. I don't mind if they're making money off me. They've got to make money somehow.

It's not like they can run the, the app for free.

It's a good app. If I lose money, I think it's my fault.

But everything's designed like that, isn't it? To get as much money out of you so they profit. Steam's like that. McDonald's is like that. Everything is trying to make money. We're, we're the product.

They're farming us in exchange for a service.

I farm you, and then you farm me, and then the shops farm me, and advertising farm all of us. It's just how it is, and no one's doing it out of the good of their hearts.

Yeah, the app makes money whether I make or lose money, so what? Yeah, that's a problem.

I posted my Silent Hill video, stupid idiot in the comments saying, I hope this video gets less than 1,000 views because it will teach you to put more effort in.

Yeah, because views really depends on how much effort you put in, not how trending the topic is. If it doesn't get any views, it's not because I didn't put effort in, it's because it's not really trending and the game's already been covered. I mean, this thing— I put effort into my Silksong video, still got 41,000 views though,

didn't it? Imagine thinking effort equals views.

How do you even do an, like, an effort, full of effort review of Silent Hill? You're just a Japanese girl running around in a stupid town whacking things with a pipe. What else you supposed to say? All the FPS,

all the anti-aliasing, the tearing.

The D.O.S.S. Blah blah blah.

I've got to follow my mum to the Peugeot dealership tomorrow. I wonder if she drives really slow. Imagine a rage at my mum.

Probably won't stream it.

Wow, my God, what was that?

Wow, this gameplay of Silent Hill F is so boring. How was this game even released? Daniel, are you friends with Konami or something? How did you get them to make a game about our house? And why is Cammy and Sabrina gone? Will there be a mod that has the baby? They went for a walk, but they're back

now.

Charger in. I've only got 2 days left in my house.

I still don't know if I'll come back or not after I go to the hotel,

and then I'll go back to the house.

Um, next— the week after next. I'll just drive all the way home in one day.

I could come back now that there's less people here. Might be a bit different, and then I could stream around the house.

I feel like it's been hard to settle down with All the people.

I don't know if other people would come. Dave Gibson hasn't come around.

Oh, spasm. I still haven't made a video in my bedroom. I was going to.

But I still don't know what to make one about. How about this stream?

Cool.

Yeah, the iPhone really sucks with streaming. Just can't beat iRail Pro.

And split-screen apps, just can't really beat that.

Mhm, iRO Pro is really nice. It's got this big mute button as well so I can fart. Without having to click on my laptop.

Maybe I'll go walk around the garden.

I'll do it after trading.

Do you think I'm making a mistake making tech and gaming videos for the main channel? Instead of making my normal stuff.

Just don't know what normal stuff to make,

and it's not like people are watching it anyway. Barely gets 4K views.

I feel like I've got a better chance of getting views if I just make something new. The viewers have forsaken me, so I shall forsake them. Two can play that game.

Dropping subs, gonna be back down to 113K.

嗯。

I didn't work out. Do some quick workouts.

Wait.

Done.

啊。

Such a mess, this floor.

Oh.

So where's everyone tuning in from?

Well, that's good, isn't it? Wow, my God!

I'm tuning in from HAI because only demons watch your channel. Seven two seven two seven eight two two seven eight two seven two eight one eight two six two eight two seven two eight two two eight two six one one seven nine one one seven two seven two two two two.

Wow, market's tanking.

Do you think that was the top?

Okay, one more repetition.

Shut up about my form. Still got muscles, don't I?

Still grew my bicep.

Form's a load of rubbish. Doesn't mean anything.

Still going to make the muscle grow,

but

Still bigger than your bicep.

My back doesn't ache, actually. Wow, thanks.

Oh oh oh one oh one oh oh one oh one oh one oh one oh one oh one oh one oh one oh one oh one oh one oh one oh one oh one oh one oh one oh one. Whatever.

Yeah, maybe yours are bigger, but they're not stronger. You just got more fat.

Just because— I mean, most girls' arms are bigger than mine, but they can't even lift one dumbbell.

Big doesn't mean you got strength.

Can you do 12 reps with 12 kg dumbbell? Doubt it. He's got fat arm. Just because you got big fat arm doesn't mean it's stronger.

No, my point was most girls have bigger arms but they can't even lift a dumbbell. And they can't even do one push-up. Have you ever seen a girl do a push-up?

I ask my girls if they can do any push-ups. They try one, they can't even do one.

I could probably beat up most girls.

Not saying I want to, I'm just saying it is a fact.

How am I wrong though? You're saying I can't beat up most girls? I'm factually correct.

What, you're saying you can't beat up most girls? You must be weak then. Imagine being you, can't even beat up a girl.

Yeah, then he slaps me around because obviously I'm not going to slap them back.

I'd knock them out.

Huh.

Huh.

I don't even need to block the slaps because they're so pathetically weak. It's like being tickled with a feather duster.

I block the slap with my face.

Yeah, I made it a big deal to shame her because she shouldn't have been hitting me.

She— here I was, a violent little lady.

I think it turned her on.

So windy outside, otherwise I wouldn't mind going out.

The wind is just so depressing, the way it blows everything.

I don't really care if he respects me or not. End of the day, I'm making money, so whatever.

I just let you think that I care.

Really couldn't care less.

I don't respect you either. The feeling's mutual.

I don't even know who you are and I don't respect you. Imagine if I knew what you looked like and how you lived. I'd probably respect you even less.

It will probably look like meaningless rubbish.

Yeah, maybe I'll come back for Christmas dinner.

It's just a bit more annoying because it'll be cold and might be icy, and, uh, I'll be blasting the heating, so the battery's gonna die faster, which means I've got to stop to charge twice instead of just once.

3 minutes to go.

Market open.

What else?

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her— Mr. Geronimo, you've been unemployed for what, 5 years now, I understand? Uh, yeah. Good news for you. We found you a job. Fifteen thousand a year. How's that? Fifteen thousand? Yes. Now I'm not really interested. But you want to make a lot of money, don't you? Well, not really, no. But why ever not? Well, what would

you do with all the money? Well, you could buy a car. I can't drive. Well, save all your money then. What's the point in that? What if you saved all your money? You could retire. What would happen then? Well, if you retired, you wouldn't have to work again. I'm not working now.

I'm not working now. Very relatable.

Good, guys. How are you doing? You hear that? Hello. Can I just get a coffee? One pound, please. One pound. That's it. Would you like any sugar? No, thank you. Would you like to pay more? No. Okay then. I'm so happy. One pound. Wow. What happened? What does Manchester do better that London needs to learn? Oh God,

where do I start? Hold on. Okay. It says hold near reader, and that's what I'm doing. I should be carrying cash. Cash is king. King.

Oh yes, £1 coffee. You gotta love it. You're not finding that in London or in any other city that I've been to, to be honest. Hello.

She look, she left her reverse lights on. Watch, she's she's gonna punch it in reverse. I'll do the same thing.

Watch, she's gonna reverse. Bye, stay off your phones, people.

Do you really not know what button to press? Wow!

Hi, can I have a quickie?

Hi, can I have a quickie?

No, Tim, it's pronounced quiche.

How old are you and how much do you have in savings? Um, I'm 22 and I've saved 10K. Okay, wait, is that really your money or did Mum and Dad give you a little boost? No, yeah, it's all mine. Come on, there's no way. You have to prove it to us. Oh, look at that hedge! That isn't

mine. Excuse me, do you have any big— Should only be

before I became a dad. Where the fuck are my viewers at? Useless idiots.

Coming back home is supposed to give me back to 100 viewers. The fuck is this, guys? I'm not speaking for less than 50 viewers. Fuck you.

Market's open. Oh, duh, obviously it's the same thing. I told you

I could be streaming from the moon, it'd be the same thing. I don't know why you think it'd ever not be the same thing. This is what I do. I talk and I do nothing.

Oh wow, thanks. We are right here. Fuck this pussy, fuck this pussy, fuck this pussy, come fuck this pussy. Remind ya I'm kind of wet, run it down my vagina. Fuck this pussy, fuck this pussy, fuck this pussy, come fuck this pussy. Remind ya I'm kind of wet, run it down my vaggy.

Various noises left in. I didn't even review what the rest of the video was. He's left in random footage to make it up to 8 minutes was of vomiting.

Well, market's tanking. I'm up loads. I'm up like £100.

I want to upload the whole, um,

hour that I played it, but it's like 4 gigabytes. So I'll probably do it overnight.

Market's tanking and I bet none of you are short.

Noobs.

I'm already up £60 today because I held my shorts.

嗯嗯嗯嗯嗯嗯。

I've made thousands of pounds off stocks. What are you talking about?

I grew my portfolio from £6.5K back up to £10K.

It doesn't matter what I lost, I still made some money.

It's like if you lose $10K but made back $5K, you still made back $5K.

It's like if you get shot 3 times but you shot the enemy back 1 time, you still shot them, didn't you?

It's like you lose 3 battles But you won one battle. You still won a battle,

so you're wrong again.

You can't say I didn't win any battles if I actually won one.

You know, war's not over until I die. Or give up trading.

I mean, how many battles did the Allies lose before they won the war? Hitler was winning every battle. Defeated France, invaded Poland, pushed back the Russians. They were winning every battle, but they still lost the war, didn't they?

It's a marathon.

Stupid phone overheated.

You just don't understand history

or trading because you're dumb.

Wow, it's tanking. It's tanked 2% already from the high.

That means I'm up 40% because I'm 20x leveraged.

Well, obviously at this point in time I haven't made real profits, but

who knows, 5 years' time, 10 years' time, might make back my $10K.

Rome wasn't built in a day, was it?

Uh, actually, I don't have any more of my inheritance money. I spent it all. The money I have now is all my Kick money.

All the YouTube money is spent. All the inheritance money— half of it was lost in stocks, the other half was spent on credit cards, rent.

Yeah, I took— I sold all the rest of my stocks to pay off the credit cards, remember? All the money I have now back in stocks was from Kick. So all the money I have now is from Kick.

Holy shit, it's tanking. I'm gonna go long here. I think it's gonna bounce on this white line.

Yeah, I'll pay my mum back when I've got all the money. What's the point paying back 6K and then still having 13K left? Once I got the whole 19K, then I might pay it back.

Half. Yeah, I need to get a gaming PC with RTX 5090. We're gonna build it live and then we're gonna play Rainbow Six. Max out graphics.

It's a business investment. Gaming streams are the future.

I don't know when to build it, at my house or here. Well, sorry, there's a 7th and 8th of October Prime Day So I might buy it then.

Might start finding the parts on Amazon for my shopping list.

So I need— my budget is £3,000.

We need RTX RTX 40— I mean 5090 Ti. Holy shit, $2,600. Okay, maybe I'll downgrade to 5070. What about 5080?

RTX 5080 triple fan, $1,100. Seems pretty good. Get that.

You got this one.

It's got 1,700 reviews. Payment plan installment.

Add to cart.

Add to my basket.

And then I need

What else do I need?

I need motherboard and CPUs. How many CPUs do I need?

250 pounds.

This one looks pretty cool.

Get the AM4 socket.

Mm, seems kind of old. I need more sockets.

CPU

Ryzen. Should I get Ryzen CPU or iCore?

Ryzen 7 800. With 3D cache. That sounds good.

It's got AM5 socket. Is that the best one?

Oh, it comes with RAM,

64GB kit, 2 sticks of 32GB.

£500 for the Ryzen 7 800X3D processor with 3D V-Cache technology.

And get that one. Then I need

power supply.

I need AM5 motherboard.

That's, um,

£430.

Why is this one £400 but the other one's £180?

AM ROG Strix. Is this one good?

AM5 ATX motherboard.

Get that one

for Ryzen 7000 series.

And then I need power supply.

1,000 watts of power.

£130.

MSI 1000W Gold certified.

Get that one.

Currently it's £1,900. Got a 1000W power supply, M5 ATX motherboard, 64GB RAM, Ryzen 7 7800X3D,

RTX 5080 overclocked 16GB.

Uh, what am I missing? Cooling. Oh yeah, I got to have storage.

SSD 1TB.

Uh, maybe I'll get 2TB.

NVMe SSD £108. Predator GM7.

Oh yeah, I need a case. If it's an ATX motherboard, I need ATX case.

2TB SSD desktop.

ATX case PC.

Don't know about monitor yet, might get a new one.

Walnut front panel. That's cool.

This one, it's got a walnut front panel.

What

about this one? That looks pretty cool.

Wood finish. Walnut wood panels with tempered glass.

£60.

I kind of like the walnut one.

Okay, what else do I need? I've got GPU, CPU, RAM, motherboard, PCU.

I've got the storage, I've got the case,

uh, CPU cooler.

Liquid cooler,

although the CPU probably comes with its own cooler.

I'm at £2,000. See, this is why you build it yourself and it's cheaper. The same pre-built PC was like £3,000.

Oh, I need thermal paste, although it might come with

some. I'll add some anyway. Thermal compound and

CPU cooler.

Should I get a fan one or liquid?

Dark Rock Pro 5, that looks pretty cool.

Silent Wings.

The pinnacle of air cooling.

Damn, it's massive. It's like a little engine.

I want that one.

Yesterday I made 60 on Kick. Don't know how much I made on YouTube yet until tonight. Probably made like 30 on YouTube.

Yeah, I get this cooler.

The BlackRock Dark Pro 5. Okay,

standing at £2,166, we've got CPU cooler, thermal paste, we've got the walnut panel ATX case, we've got 2TB NVMe SSD. A 1000-watt MSI power supply, an ROG Strix B650-EF Gaming Wi-Fi AMD Ryzen M5 ATX motherboard.

It's got 2.5G LANs.

And Aura lighting.

You get Wi-Fi 6E antenna, an ROG chain, thermal pad, a thank you card, and stickers.

Where does the graphics card go?

There. And then

64GB RAM,

and for CPU Ryzen 7 800X3D.

It's got 8 cores, 16 threads, base clock 4.2, max boost clock up to 5. AM5 CPU socket.

Do I need to buy Windows as well? How— I forgot how you get Windows. Well, you got to flash it onto a USB stick, don't you? I actually don't remember. And then I got the Walnut ATX case.

And graphics card, I've got the GT— I mean RTX 5080 OC 16G with GDDR7 graphics.

It's got vapor chamber and GPU thermal pad.

Dual BIOS,

perfect PSU companion. Yeah, maybe I get the ROG power supply.

Because I've got the ROG motherboard. I think this is ROG graphics card. The triple fans for silence.

No, it's ASUS.

What does dual BIOS mean?

Oh, I could get the ROG. Wait, uh, ASUS is ROG. They were ROG 5080. This one's white.

White is cooler.

Whoa, a Ryzen 7 9800X.

Maybe we get that one instead.

Okay, now it's at £2,680. Got the ASUS ROG Astral GeForce, £1,500. Wow, my God, what's that?

Hi Daniel, I like your content. Don't listen to these people in your chat. You are a good guy, I can see it. Purple heart. I'm excited to hear about what you plan to do next. Oh wow, thanks. I'm going to build an ultimate gaming

PC. We got ROG ASUS Astral GeForce Ultimate quad fan cooling. It's got 4 fans, one on the back as well.

Actually, I should get the 1200 watt ROG power supply.

The PSU. PSU.

Hmm, where is it? Should I get 1200 watts?

No,

I'll get AMD Ryzen 7 9800X3D.

It's got 8 cores, 16 threads.

AMD has deleted Intel when it comes to gaming. Deleted Intel.

Oh my God, Maka's

ripping. Why'd

it rip there?

I still think it's going down.

Category Silent Hill. Are you sure?

No, it's just chatting.

Oh.

I need an app so I could do a long screenshot so I can send it to AI.

Ah,

2, 2.

2, and then what, stitch it together?

Um, review my PC build.

See what AI says,

then we can play max graphics gaming. Whoa, it just ripped! I lost 30 pounds.

No, I needed an app that can stitch the screenshots together into one image.

You've put together a seriously powerful build. Your Ryzen— what, it's not Ryzen 7 5800X3D?

It can't even read.

It's not that CPU. How has it misread the CPU?

Google AI Studio. The hell's that?

I'm pretty sure all you need to know is that the CPU socket fits the motherboard socket and that the motherboard fits the case. Apart from that, you can't really go wrong, can you? It's got to be ATX motherboard and case, and it's got to be AM5 socket. Apart from that, everything should work, shouldn't it?

And I've got a big case, so this massive chunky graphics card would easily fit.

Get a pre-built? No, I save money if I build it myself. What, you think you can get an RTX 5080 with Ryzen 7 9800X, 64GB of RAM for £2,600 pre-built.

Doubt it.

Oh wait, Ryzen 7 9800X3D, RTX 5080. 32GB RAM. That's basically what I've assembled, and it's £2,250.

How's that cheaper than what I've chosen?

Maybe it's an inferior graphics card. It's still the 5080.

It's got MSI NVIDIA GeForce RTX 5080 16GB graphics card.

It must be worse than the graphics card I chose,

like the configuration's worse.

CPU's the same,

9800.

Wants me to sign into Copilot.

Compare these 2 graphic cards.

The ASUS one's quad fan.

Says ASUS quad fan 3.8 slot design suggests superior thermal performance.

MSI's design is slightly more compact. ASUS creates— caters to white theme builds. ASUS offers more modern connectivity.

If you're going for visual flair, top-tier cooling, modern I/O, ASUS is better.

Hmm.

Justification? So I could do gaming streams.

Fucking market ripped.

Lost £30.

Why did it rip there of all places?

What about this one? That looks cool. Intel Core Ultra 7.

No, I don't want Intel, I want Ryzen.

The V-Box, that looks cool. Intel Core i9. RTX 5080.

Oh, they got a Ryzen version too.

Oh, 6-month 0% interest plan, $400 a month.

That's cheaper than the one I've assembled.

Look, RTX 5080

looks good as well.

Nvidia GeForce RTX 5080.

I just— I don't want it to be noisy. That's the thing.

No, I'm getting it on Amazon because I can refund it and I can get a finance plan and I get 1% cashback.

I don't know, maybe I'll build my own. Be more fun, wouldn't it?

I'll get the quad fan Astral GeForce.

ATX case.

Hmm, what case should I get? I do like the wood on it.

I think this one looks pretty cool.

Walnut— it's got walnut finish

and hinged glass.

Am I gonna take a picture of that? It's just sellotape.

2680.

Fractal North.

What's a reverse connector motherboard? Yeah, looks kind of cool.

Bit small. I don't know,

I like a bigger square looking case, not a rectangle.

Wooden ATX case,

the nerve center of my operations.

It's a powerful computing device.

Is this good CPU GPU combo?

A powerhouse for gaming and streaming.

I need it now.

Now.

All right, now just wait for October. Put that Prime Day and see if it comes down in price.

And then I need a big monitor.

Oh, market's ripping.

What game am I gonna play? I don't know. Anything that comes out.

Sonic Racing.

No, it doesn't mean Devon Ark's over. Just means I'm transitioning from IRL streamer to gamer streamer.

2018 Daniel wouldn't have thought twice about blowing 2K on a gaming device.

Or maybe I don't enjoy video games because my computer sucks. Maybe if I could play good graphics with good FPSs, then it would be more fun.

Okay.

Astral GeForce RTX quad fan GPU.

Built for mega geometry.

Wow.

It doesn't have many reviews.

Makes me a bit nervous. It's only got 8 reviews.

Hmm, RTX 5080.

Oh no, two are—

hmm.

Ah, so many graphics cards. Which ones? How are they different?

What

about that one? It's cheaper.

What about Gigabyte motherboard instead? Uh,

Supports AMD Ryzen 9000.

Gigabyte or ROG?

Hmm,

Astro GeForce Quad Fan.

Where's my motherboard?

See if it has 9000 series support.

Be happier with my choice of this motherboard. It has everything a modern gamer could ask for. The DDR5 support means faster memory performance. Which translates to smoother gameplay and quicker response times. The PCIe 5.0 slots are future-proof, ready to handle the next generation of graphics cards. The high-speed USB ports are incredibly convenient for connecting various peripherals.

Good to know.

I haven't built a computer since 2015.

Says ready for Ryzen 7000 series. No, I need Ryzen 9000 series. I need a better one.

Uh, motherboard, AM5 Ryzen

9000.

How many gaming streams to break even?

Um, I don't know.

2 months of gaming.

Why is the market ripping?

Bounce hard off there.

AMD Ryzen 9000 series, Wi-Fi 7. Get that one instead.

What's that big empty panel bit here for?

These motherboards look crazy now.

ATX socket AM5, AMD Ryzen 9000 series.

Get that one instead.

Um, where's the other one?

Get rid of the ROG Strix.

Total is £2,700. Proceed to checkout. Can I get financing for the whole thing?

Oh,

you can!

Oh, 3 months, £900 a month, 19% APR.

Oh! You can get 2-year, 4-year plan. Holy shit, the total's £3,780. Pay £1,000 extra, £78 a month though.

You pay a total of £3,800 or £2,700. With no interest. But £78 a month for 4 years,

I mean, you wouldn't even notice that, would you? Yeah, okay, you're paying an extra £1,000 in total for it, but over 4 years you wouldn't even notice that. I get it now. £78 a month.

Business expense, isn't it?

You'll be 40 by the time you pay it off. Yeah, be married with kids as well.

Or 2-year plan, £130 a month. Total interest is £3,500.

Hmm.

Tempting. Only £78 a month for 4 years.

That's like one day of streaming.

One day of streaming will pay for the computer for the whole month.

Then I can play max graphics.

Hmm, tempting.

But if I build it and then I want to return it, I've got to take it all apart again, put it back in each individual box.

£3,800 in total over 4 years, £78 a month,

20% interest.

Do you think you really feel the pinch of an extra £1,000 over 4 years?

It's basically 12 months of payments that you wouldn't have had to make.

If you just paid more per month for a shorter plan.

Do you think in 4 years it'll be really obsolete? In 4 years, probably not even streaming anymore because I got banned or something.

Really don't like the wind out there.

Oh, I just play Switch and I point the camera at the screen.

They're probably cheaper than £4,000.

£78 a month, the 20% interest there.

All I would need— oh my God, market's ripping! Damn it, if I went long, I could have made £40.

It is a risk that I get bored of gaming and then I'm like, oh, I could have done something else with the £78 a month.

Stupid sun comes in at this time of the day, blinds me.

Then I've got to get a nice monitor as well, don't I?

Can you hear the baby?

He's not happy. Hmm.

I don't even really want to play games though. I don't know, maybe the games would be more fun if the graphics were good.

I remember trying to play Assassin's Creed Shadows and it was just so laggy.

If I get this, I gotta add £3,800 to my Amazon payments number.

Debt's going out of control. Got more debt than my actual savings then.

I already got the iPhone debt that I haven't added to it. It's like £1,000.

Yo, you got to spend money to make money, don't you? If I don't spend any money, then this is all that's ever going to be, me doing nothing.

I mean, look at Jeremy Clarkson. He has to buy a tractor and a plow, livestock.

Otherwise, he's got no content. He gets content and hopes that he makes a return on his investment. And if he doesn't, then at least he got content. Paid for by Amazon anyway.

I just don't even know if I want to game.

If I have to move back to save money, then it's like,

like I'm a failure. Like I can't financially support myself. It looks bad.

Well, might wait until next month for the Prime deal, see if it comes down in price.

Oh, I've got 3 hours until lunch— I mean dinner. Don't know what to do.

Gonna get fish and chips for dinner.

And then tomorrow we're going to call the bishop.

Look at cars.

My mum needs her car serviced as well, so I'm gonna go with her.

Just have a look.

I'm not going to get anything.

That bird shit's been there for decades. The bird that did that probably died a long, long time ago, but its shit still remains.

Look at Ade.

What would Jeremy Clarkson think of my pyjama? He'd be like, uh, Peugeot, and then, uh, EV.

He's a hater.

How could he hate my Peugeot? They always make fun of Peugeot on Top Gear.

When Jeremy Clarkson goes driving, all he does is he does like skidding and handbrake skidding around his airport runway.

When is anyone ever going to do that? I don't even know how to skid. What, you just apply the automatic handbrake whilst you're turning?

No thanks.

It's just like spinning around in circles. That's what people like Richard Hammond do. They go on the racetrack and they skid around the corners.

And they call it driving. It's not driving, it's just being silly.

It's better to just brake and go around the corner slowly and then accelerate. Well, I don't need to skid around it.

And don't you need a real weird— real, real— I can't say it— rear-wheel drive car to be able to do that? Or real rear drive?

Yeah, I said that, but she said she doesn't like EVs. Too complicated. Too complicated to plug in the charger?

All you gotta do is put the thing in a hole and turn it on. But it's too complicated.

Yeah, I kind of wish I got a Tesla. They look cool,

but the insurance would be insane. I was looking up insurance and it was like £2,000 a year.

That's why I didn't get it.

My car insurance is like $800 a year, which is still pretty expensive. My mum's like $400 a year, I think, or less.

Gaming PC would be

cool because I do so much gaming, don't I? I love gaming.

Every time I game, I lose half my viewers.

And then I get stuck and I get frustrated and turn it off.

I don't think I've ever completed more than 5 games in my whole life. I like games where you just do matches, like online matches, and there's no finish and end.

You know, like Rainbow Six.

Quite like Fortnite for a bit, that was fun.

I played some MMOs, like Amazon made that MMO New World.

That's quite pretty.

I don't like Apex. Boring. I played a bit of Warzone.

Yeah, I used to play a lot of Warhammer Total War too.

That game was hard.

I liked playing as the Empire. I get loads of cannons and the Gatling guns and line them all up.

And then just destroy the enemy.

Cannonballs are really cool, and the mortars. And then get a load of spearmen, put them in front of the cannons

with those musketeer men behind them. It's fun.

I hated the siege battles.

We had to defend the city behind the siege walls.

Oh, all the men would get stuck on the wall,

and the cavalry will get stuck,

or the siege engines wouldn't have line of sight. And then you just get your Emperor Karl, whatever his name is, and it would just solo everything. You level him up.

嗯。

Oh, £5,000.

Area 51 gaming desktop, Alienware.

It ripped. Fucking hell. Ah,

I didn't think it would rip there.

I didn't do any trades today. I was waiting for it to get down to the white line to go long, but it ripped before that.

I don't know why it ripped there.

This seems like such a random place.

Helicopter flying

over me.

What's that?

Bell 206B Jet Ranger.

Why did it go like that?

Where did it come from?

Came from there.

Moncton.

Leonardo Coast Guard.

嗯。

Someone said, why don't I talk about games I actually like?

Uh, because I don't like any games apart from Mario Kart. But what do you say about that? You just drive round and round in a circle, don't you?

Shooting turtle shells at people.

Today's Thursday.

I

think my vape ran out of battery.

Only 24% battery on my iPhone left today. I wonder why it drained so quick today.

I didn't really do anything, I think.

Oh, I only charged up to 80 today.

What happened? The

music.

Oh, shut up, fucking music.

Classic.

The bottle of water kept rolling.

The camera angle was cool.

It's so bumpy.

6 minutes away.

Bottle of water is so annoying.

Also, it was J.E.W. who was the man in charge of the London Symphony Orchestra.

Hmm, the whole world's watching.

I'll be rich.

Wasn't me.

Silent Hill 2 is not getting any views,

just as I expected.

Don't know what to do now.

Oh, it's only half 4. Dragging today.

Today's dragging. Oh God.

How do I make the time go faster?

Help me, guys.

Phone keeps overheating. I can't open Split.

Why is it overheating? It's not even hot.

I've got a toilet.

What time are we getting fish and chips? I might end the stream earlier. I think we're gonna go at like 5 or 6,

otherwise it's gonna be all jammed up. I've got a beer as well.

Life's extremely boring.

Yeah, I do get tired and bored sitting here all day.

It's called Greensleeves because that was my grandmother's favorite song.

Why does my vape taste like smoke?

Is there a coil in each liquid? Look,

in each flavor, is there a coil? Because it only tastes like smoke in the fresh mint one, which is the one I suck on the most.

Should I chuck it out then? But that's my favorite one.

So what is it done? Is it empty?

What about strawberry mint?

I don't understand why when the battery's nearly dead you don't really get the nicotine effect, and then I charged it a bit, now I feel like there's nicotine back. Weird.

Silent Hill video flopped. So not trending or what?

Nah, I don't want to get a PC.

Because then I've got to get a monitor as well.

I'll just wallow in boredom.

Scumbag IRL streamer still stuck in the Philippines for years.

Yeah,

got

a

long drive on Sunday, see my girl.

Hopefully there's no accidents on the motorway blocking everything.

Millions of people using that motorway, it's surprising there's not more accidents.

I've got to trim my pubes.

Hotel, £100. I booked one night.

I could have booked 2 nights, but I wanted to stay here a bit longer.

She's gonna buy the food.

I thought one night's enough.

I can't put on the overlay because I'm not using my laptop to stream, streaming from the phone.

My savings

are at £6,242, but I'm gonna pay off the credit card soon, so I'll be back down to £5,700.

I'll get my Kick money in about 19 minutes. It always comes 5 o'clock on the dot.

I might actually go into overdraft. I actually don't have enough money to pay off the £450 Amazon credit card. I only have £380.

Next payment will be next Thursday. It might only be £300 or £400. Try and get up to 500. God,

I missed the first months making £1,000 a week. That was insane.

Oh my God, it's ripping!

Oh Jesus, I lost 10, 40 pounds.

Oh, if I went long.

Oops.

Was that it for the pullback? 2%.

Wow.

At least I get to sit on the sofa tonight.

Brother-in-law went back to London.

I get 2 nights sitting in my favorite place.

With my favorite fish and chips and the beer. Might sit on the sofa for dinner.

I never get to sit on the sofa when there's more than 2 people here.

Oh, he left his air rifle here.

The baby's gone.

I'm not dreaming.

Don't like these blind things she got installed. I don't see the point of them.

Can't see out the window. Dead flies everywhere.

I want to go outside. It's so windy.

Let me put my jacket on. I mean, my hoodie.

Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun.

What? Waiting for fish and chips.

Yeah, if I eat now, I won't be hungry at dinner time. It's only 5. I mean, it's already 5.

Horrible weather.

Wow, the bar is ripping.

Smells good. Oh, it's not nice. Cold. Oh, I don't like it.

Oh, I left my BB gun out here. Oh,

it's cold, huh?

Yeah, if I didn't shoot that monitor, I wouldn't have to buy a new one.

Thing cost, I think, £400. Stand in the sun. I still remember me and Mila messing about in the garden like kids, running about.

It's nice when the wind doesn't blow.

That other day was really nice when I was playing football,

had my t-shirt on.

Where did I kick the football? Oh, it's over there.

Yeah, could have had a nice summer in the garden. Instead spent it on Kit Hill, Bog Hill, Cheese Ring. Oh, I don't like it.

The Mila being on stream is probably the best thing that happened to the channel in ages.

Oh, these slippers are smaller than the other ones.

That's pretty good. Good for a noob.

I should have brought football to Kit Hill. Brought boomerang, didn't I? And lost it.

Oh, look, the apple I left. Uh, mushrooms. These weren't there last time.

These weren't here last time I came out. Oh, something ate the apple.

Probably full of maggots now.

One time there was a big dead rabbit in the pond.

Disgusting. And then another time there was a dead seagull in there,

like, like it fell out the sky and landed in there.

Such a gloomy, dull day. Good chemtrails.

See that skill?

Do you want to see the combo?

You go like this, go like this.

Pretty

good.

Hi.

It's so nice to be able to come outside, have somewhere to walk around without having to drive somewhere first, just on your doorstep.

Oh,

that's pretty good.

Bet you're impressed.

Oh, that was good. Good control. I used to kick the ball at the house,

not to try and hit the house, but sometimes I accidentally did hit the house. My dad would shout at me.

Okay, like that.

I'm not good at football, I'm just okay at doing kick-ups. The actual dribbling and tackling and shooting, I'm not very good at it.

Real— when you're a school kid in the UK as a boy, everyone played football.

Everyone wanted to be good at football. I don't know if it's like that these days.

Maybe it's because of David being popular in the '90s, and then Tony Hawk's got popular and everyone wanted to do skateboarding.

But if you were good at football, everyone thought you were cool.

So it's like that these days. You don't really have role models like David Beckham and Tony Hawk's. I don't know who the kids look up to these days.

Probably streamers, ISO Speed.

Back in my day, we did extreme sports. Now you just got people trying to Become YouTubers or gamers.

Very satisfying rolling it up on your foot.

Get warmed up.

Am I Trousers have rabbit shit on it.

That's pretty good. How many was that?

Can't believe just last year was my sister's wedding.

Had the tent there.

My mom's car, she hasn't scratched it once. My mom's a better driver than me.

No scratches.

And then look at my bashed up Pleasure.

Feels

sad.

Like my little adventure home is over already. It's not really over, it's still a few days, but it just feels over, like the end is nigh.

Everything that was going to happen has happened.

Wow, there's mushrooms everywhere.

Mila would have eaten them and gotten naked in my garden.

Yeah, I could stay. Gosh,

then I feel kind of stupid paying all that money for the house, not being there.

There's another football in the pond.

Condico. Wow, temperature drops massively. In my bedroom, the phone temperature was like 44 degrees and it was closing the split screen app. Now it's at 25 degrees with the wind blowing 50% heat reduction by coming outside. Crazy. Maybe my room's really stuffy.

The Lord.

Food has returned.

3 hours, I probably made $24.

Oh my God, it would have been like $50 back in the day.

All this just to make $25.

Got 2 more hours left.

Might make 40, and then evening stream, make another 25. Might make 70 plus the morning, might make 80 whole day.

It's getting harder and harder to make 100.

The stupid fucking viewers abandoned me. Fucking morons. It's not Kick's fault, it's not my fault, it's the fucking viewers' fault. Now where the fuck is Mommy? And where the fuck is TB?

Where the fuck is Donna Larson?

Abandoned me.

Oh, you shouldn't have abandoned them. Well, they shouldn't have been annoying fucks then, shouldn't they?

Spit on them,

spit on their face.

Yeah, I've got nothing to talk about apart from moaning about my views.

AJ was here in the morning saying she was at a nightclub and she hated it.

Why did she go then?

I feel like the time drags longer at my mum's house because there's less things to do— no cooking and cleaning. And also I don't want to stream, I want to sit with them, so I feel like I'm looking forward to dinner more. So turn off the stream, which makes the time I'm streaming drag.

Oh, how am I gonna do this for the rest of my life? So boring.

Might go back in, it's too windy.

Oh, did my mum take the gun? The gun was there.

Yeah, okay. Are you having cold? Yeah. To take me there. It's my car. Oh,

Kander. She left it outside.

Hmm. I need a big cup. Maybe you might go to sleep.

Is the stream back?

Exhausting being inside. The wind just constantly blows your head.

This sofa is really nice and no one uses it. The TV is way too small.

It's a nice sofa.

Ah, it's nice I can roam about in the house again.

Oh, I've got a headache now being outside. Oh, that wind.

Oh, I got my money. £275

jackpot.

Put it in my bank account.

Got 480 in the bank.

Nice.

Guess I gotta pay off all the credit card.

Or I put it all in my stocks and shares ISA.

I've got to pay £430 Amazon credit card

payment due in 6 days. I've got no money coming in until next Thursday.

Probably gonna be like £500.

Oh, I've got a headache being outside.

Silent Hill video flop.

1 hour left until I go get my fish and chips.

Or should I stream me and my mum going to get the fish and chips?

Copy build it,

make another $9. Tomorrow's Friday.

Gotta wake up early and come back for lunch.

I might make a YouTube video and then go live on Kick until dinner, do a 5-hour stream.

And then Saturday, do all-day stream

packing my car.

It might come back here though.

I don't know, I feel I might as well go back to my house,

water my plants, get rid of the rubbish, do some cleaning, go to Tesco.

It's weird because

I kind of like mentally erased this place when I was in Devon because I thought I was never going to come back.

But then it's still here, obviously.

I left this house still getting 10K views and came back now only getting a couple thousand. Channel died again, even more.

That whole magical feeling of being a YouTuber and getting views and being excited about it, it's just completely gone.

It's like a fantasy, like a dream.

I thought going off to Devon would be like this exciting new adventure.

I got some good views, like 12K, 15K. Turkey Tom one got 26K.

The Kick thing really ruined it even more with the easy money.

Easy money rewarding the laziness. It made me even more lazy. It didn't want— didn't make me want to put in more effort, made me want to be more lazy.

Now I feel like I can't go back to YouTube because the money's so shit.

At least before I put in effort, because it was the only way to make money.

Oh God, this is fucking boring. I'm gonna doom scroll for a bit.

I say you don't own the road. You should be over there more. I know, I cocked it up. You know, sometimes you get things wrong. Sorry. You don't own the road.

Whoops. I say you don't own the road. You should be over there more. I know, I cocked it up. You know, sometimes you get things wrong.

Sorry. Oh wait, no, whoops.

I say you don't own the road, you should be over there more. I know, I cocked it up.

He tried to defy gravity. Coffee for Ben.

Tic-tac-toe can only end in win, lose, or draw, none of which will deny me closure, especially since I'm about to win.

Tic Tac

with vintage new classical. Good guys are green and blue, bad guys are red.

That's just the way it works. Go purple, you might get purple.

First thing is, is this is a really good prompt. I've made a lot of money on this prompt. This options trade for the last hour of the day, then you have your weekly swing trade, right? That is not what I ordered. It's what you asked for. No, it's not. I distinctly remember saying, please, can I have a

sofa and 2 chairs?

Anything can be learned. I can start playing golf like Tiger Woods. The only thing that separates me to Tiger Woods is desire and repetition. So when you bugger off to the pub or you sit and watch your favorite TV program, I study charts. I go over the trading day just like Tiger Woods. When everyone else hit the

clubhouse, he went and worked out. And there's no shortcut. You can't buy a book, you can't attend a course, you can't listen to anyone. You see, you can't be taught anything. I cannot teach you anything. You have to decide to teach yourself. I can guide you, but ultimately you— in any endeavor in life, be it sport, be

it politics, be it education— you have to want it yourself. And that's what separates 99% with the 1%, the ones that truly dream and dare. Did you know that a simple mistake can— I always question people that don't have cases. I'm like, oh, you're one of those people. My friend Andrew Santino, he doesn't put a case on

anything. He's like, look how beautiful this is, why would I put a case on this? But Neil deGrasse Tyson had a really interesting perspective. He said, let me do this with it, okay, flip it around. Yes. And I reminded myself, why do— and the military cadets Why do they twirl their gun? Of what possible value is this

in combat? And then I realized you're not supposed to drop your gun ever. So that means he's not a case person. He's always got his phone. Yeah, that's fine. I always— are you not hungry? My fucking stomach.

And when you went down below, I thought I saw a whale. Oh shit, let me dig a Jenny sack. That joke Ralph made about her, that was some funny shit. Matter what John said, got to have a sense of humor, right? Yeah, well, you told him, right? It's no big deal. I could hardly resist. They probably don't.

I don't know. Yeah, come on, you told John about that joke. This girl accidentally broke the cranberry juice machine, so the machine started leaking water everywhere like a broken water pipe. Everyone started to panic and tried to compensate for the damage by filling as many cups as possible. Some employees tried to stop the flow with their hands,

but the fruit juice continued to flow. In the background, people who didn't know what to do in this situation were laughing. Just then, a man appeared with a large bucket, making the day and perhaps everyone's job. Schwarzenegger is here. You know him? Arnold Schwarzenegger. You know him? Schwarzenegger? I didn't say that. You— I didn't say that. You

said that. Arnold

You know, there's a theory that this is all Gwen Stefani's fault. What do you mean? Okay, so Donald Trump was hosting The Apprentice and Gwen Stefani was on America's Got Talent or one of the singing shows. He found out she was getting paid more than him, and so he wanted to build his relevance. So he decided, well,

I know, I'll run for president. Watch this, watch this. Doofy? Yeah? Come on. I was on a garbage trip. We're calling it.

I get this question. When this guy injects these tiny sponges into this liquid, they expand immediately. Well, it's actually battlefield medicine. This innovative tool was designed to stop gunshot bleeding in under 18 seconds. It shoots compressed medical sponges that expand up to 10 times their size, sealing the wound and stopping the bleeding like never before. When this

guy injects it, you get a lot of foam in your wound. And then you guys shot this guy 68 times, and when the media asked you why shoot him 68 times, your answer was, we ran out of bullets, we would have shot him more. Where does that come from? This guy shot and killed our canine, shot and

killed our canine handler, shot the backup deputy. When he pointed the dead deputy's gun at a SWAT team. What do you think's gonna happen? You're gonna get shot a lot. You're gonna get shot so much you can read the Sunday New York Times through you. And that's what happened. And then you get—

this guy's phone had 3 green lines on the screen, so he tried an old repair trick with a piezoelectric. He placed the wire on the Screen and pressed the button, and the first line disappeared. He tried again; the second line vanished too. But when he went for the third line, this happened. Hi!

This guy's phone had yeah. He's got boobs on his back.

Do you know why I have to use a private jet set? You, and is that true? Hey, you want to know the difference? I live in Las Vegas. I'm allowed to go home. Didn't leave a congressional hearing early on an FBI jet to dodge questions. All right, then on April 5th, you attended a hockey game in New

York City. You don't live there, right? No. Here's why I left my old bank and opened it. One thing I hate about America, the chocolate and the sweets and the everything, it's just terrible. Are you talking? It's just Cheetos and I hate it. But what do you have? Sounds like a falcon. You never tried a Malteser like

that? You brought this? Yeah, brought you up. So this is what— this is what I brought, guys. This is actually— they look appetizing. Well, Americans don't know what a Malteser is.

One thing, do not throw away any of your old AirPods. Instead, do this. Hey Apple, I'm here to pick up my free pair of— I do have other things to do. Oh, where are you going? I'm so sorry about that. It's okay. Where you going? It's not lunch, I promise you. It's not lunch. You're not gonna have

lunch. I don't think so. No, no lunch. You're meeting with the president. Why are these Americans so condescending? You can't remember if you're meeting with the president? I'm being very polite, and I'm not going to tell you what I'm doing this afternoon, but I can assure you that there's the free speech hearing. You're not going to tell

me what you're doing? American free speech is one thing, discretion is quite another. You can't remember meeting the President. Shut the fuck up. I'm so sorry. God, he's so annoying. Okay, where you going? It's not lunch. Have you seen this conference? The Americans are so annoying to Farage. You meeting with the president? Condescending pricks. You can't remember

if you're meeting— Americans are so annoying. That Sandler gave each of you guys a Maserati. Uh, he gave us all Maserati and, uh, one car for all you. Hey, Chris Rock called me. I was Oh, what's your body count? Body count? Yeah, I'm not gonna say your body count. Your white skin is so beautiful, why do you

go to the beach and burn yourself to a crisp trying to get brown if it's so wonderful to be white? And if you love your thin lips, why are you going to the doctor getting collagen injected and telling me my lips are too big? Don't you know that's my thing? That cheers me up whenever, you know, white

girls come to me, oh, your butt is so big. And it's like, well, why do you go get on that stair stepper at Holiday Health Spa trying to get your butt as big as mine? If being white is so wonderful, I don't understand why all these white teenagers don't stay white. Jimmy, what is your goal with all—

like, what, what do you have a goal number?

Uh, hello? Uh, Oh, I think the AI is mal— no, it's the AI, it's malfunctioning. I'm lagging. It's the— it's MrBeast AI malfunctioning. Yeah, look at him, look at his mouth, look at his mouth. Oh, the AI is malfunctioning. Yeah, it's AI. That's crazy. AI is a fucking clanker. Look at him, this fucking clanker. Look at him,

you can tell.

Yo, he's actually the AI. That's crazy. That is wild. This is the— wait, what?

This guy was proudly showing off what he thought was a revolutionary new way to create the perfect weld. He demonstrated how this technique left behind

flawless— that first fake take was crazy, bro. Totally fell for it.

Art kicks to the back of the head illegal in karate? From Venezuela, she ended the match with a single move.

That first take. Serbia is committed to— here's one habit that makes you extremely intelligent: replace social media with microlearning. You made $100 million? $4.1 billion. I was in a supermarket. Why are steering knobs no longer popular? A few years ago, steering knobs were common in almost every car, but now they've completely disappeared because back then cars didn't

have power steering. These knobs helped drivers control the entire wheel with one hand. But now, since almost every car comes with power steering, they're no longer needed. Why are steering— where are you from? Um, I think this doesn't matter. Okay, excellent. What got you into bodybuilding? Oh, believe me, what got me— believe me, I can know that

some of the people on those boats are not actually legitimate asylum seekers because they've just left a safe country in France. But then if they've— if they're in a safe country, they pass through 6 or 7 ports. Safe countries, if they are really, you know, for their life, in fear of their life, they would claim asylum in

the first safe country. And you know that some of the people— you know what they call cigarettes? The British, they call them fags, right? That's what they— yeah, that's the term for cigarettes. Yeah, a guy in my class comes up and he goes, look, mate, you think I could bum a fag, right? I said, I don't know,

can you? He's like, no, mate, I'd like to smoke a fag. And I said, yeah, I'd like to boil a couple of lesbians Oh my God, what the hell are you talking about? The hell was that all about? You know what, here, let's watch this because it's so funny. I'm a cisgendered man. What does that mean? So

you were born a woman and therefore you still identify as a woman, so you're a cisgendered woman. What am I? Well, I assume you're a cisgendered— I'm not a cis anything, if I may assume. I'm not a cis anything. Well, I'm just a man. There are 100 different genders on this BBC list. One of them is two-spirit

person, polygender, pangender, neutrois. You know what neutrois is? Well, okay, I don't know. Imagine you're a 9-year-old kid and the BBC's told you to be one of these. Wait for it. Can I, under this new world of self-identification, can, as I did earlier, now identify as a two-spirit neutrois penguin? Wait, no, you're not a penguin because Jesus,

babe, why? Why? Who says I'm not? Well, I mean, that's not a thing that happens. This is the distinction. People do identify— I'm actually a two-spirit, neutroid, pangender penguin. How dare you tell me I can't identify as that? How dare you offend that? Let me say this in English so you can understand what I'm saying. I have

translation. No, I know you have translation, but I'm— I just want to make sure you get it right.

There will come a day that we will see far more radical extremists and terrorists coming out of Europe because of lack of decision-making, trying to be politically correct, or assuming that they know the Middle East and they know it's— well, there's 2 ways to trade. As well. So these prop firms— first, any prop firms? Yeah, some have,

some haven't. So in theory, you are paying for— and that's just about 8 months now. Well, Ned, how do you feel? I feel fine. You don't feel Angry? Absolutely not, Arena. How do you feel about me? Pretty darn diddly doodly. Good. The only problem with the treatment was that

it worked too well. You became unable to express any anger at all. From that point on, anytime you felt angry, you could only respond with a string of nonsensical— oh, poor Ned. You suppressed your rage for so long, it finally erupted as a massive puppet explosion. Now, is there any person who makes you particularly angry?

I mock your value system. You also appear foolish in the eyes of others. Well, howdy, Homer! Oh, thanks for dropping by.

One week in South Korea, 6 months in South Korea, one year in South Korea. Do you live alone? One day in Thailand. One week in Thailand. One month in Thailand. So what did that? One day of me being in the Philippines. I've been in the Philippines for about one month now, and honestly, this place is great. I

love the people. I love this place. I'll see you guys in a year. This is my one year in the Philippines. Night is clean. Putang ino. One day in China. Ni hao ma. One week in China.

你好，你怎么样？我是外国人。One year in China. 要一个炒饭，给我来加。One day in Mongolia. One month in Mongolia. People are going viral because they look like celebrities. As soon as you order this ice cream, the waiter rushes toward you within seconds because if they don't, you won't be able to eat it. It's a beautiful dress you're wearing. What is that made of? It's made

of glass, and I'm not gonna lie, sometimes there's like pieces of it that are poking my ass. A lot of people assume that I'm dark and twisted in real life because of these roles that I play, but I am not like that at all. I think there's just something about my face where people see it and they're

like, hey, let's throw blood on that. Would you dip a french fry in, in, uh, ketchup? No. You would not. I'm not a big ketchup guy. Many new soldiers make mistakes at lunchtime. When the commander gives them just one meatball, they hesitate for a moment and ask for more. Without saying a word, the commander piles on a

huge amount. The rule is simple: they must finish it all. If they can't, they're in for 200 push-ups. Many new soldiers

Most people would be thrilled. $200 million. For you, it's causing you pain. You can't buy your privacy back. Have you kept all the stock or have you sold some? Um, I sold some a while back. The estimate was $200 million. I think it's more than that, actually. You know when people say this beauty tip will change your

life? Well, they're probably lying, but I've got one that your skin will thank you for. Some drying lotions can

Demonstration you can do with a strong magnet. And that's— I asked for 2 scoops. Oh yeah, there's 2 scoops there. How come they're the same size then? Sorry, there's 1 scoop in this cup, right? Yeah. And 2 scoops in this cup? Yeah. So how come they're the same size then? No, sorry, there's as much in this one

as this one, right? I pushed the 2 scoops down more so that they both fit into the cup. Just worry about it. Scoops same height? Mhm. Push the scoops. Yeah, yeah, 1 scoop should be bigger. You know, if you're not happy, can I take a scoop? Okay. I'm really sorry about that. There's another scoop. That's better. You

get what I mean, right, about scoops? Oh yeah, totally. It's completely fine. Yeah, all good. What do you want, girls? What flavor? Hey, I want salted caramel. Salted caramel? Yeah, I want mint choc chip. Mint choc chip's my favorite. Yeah. How many scoops you want? I'll do 9. Ask for 2. Guys, we're going to make some poses

and we're going to edit them on Adobe So the neighbors called the cops on me again. Are you turned on? Not in the slightest. It's because I don't think I'm doing it right. Can I give you some tips? Can I give you one?

I believe that if Tim Cook didn't run Apple, if Steve Jobs did, they wouldn't be nearly as successful. Wow, what a statement. I think so. I get a call and they say Tim Cook's on the phone. He calls, he said, could I see He's the head of Apple. So he comes in to see me, and it was

about tariffs. He said, you know, you're charging us 25%, so it's going to charge them because we're out of China. And the problem is we can't compete with Samsung because they didn't have to pay tariffs because they weren't in China, they were in South Korea. And he said, it's not possible for me to compete with them if

I have to pay a tax and they don't to get our product into the United States. I said, I'm going to give you a 1-year waiver, but I want you to start building your plants in the United States. And he actually did. He booked one in Texas. I believe when this world champion ice skater fell, he instantly

knew something was wrong. Instead of blaming himself, he pointed out a small crack in the ice. To prove it wasn't his fault, he repeated the exact same move, but this time on a different spot.

In the end, the officials confirmed he was right. The ice— so if you deposit $10,000 into the Bank. The bank sets aside 10% or $1,000 and then loans out the rest. Everyone must try this cocktail. I'm just wondering if you'd like to go down on the list saying you're willing to take the refugees. When we first talked

about this, the poll behind you, behind our ranking member, it adds up.

Your house is really big though. How much of that do you use? Only 2 rooms: the kitchen because I like to eat, and the bedroom because I like to sleep. And how many bathrooms do you have? I think 15. I always think of that. Don't you just want to age gracefully? Because you're doing a great job. Everybody

thinks you're 40. No one knows you're about to turn 54 years old. Nobody knows that except for everyone that's listening to the show right now. I know, but you know what happened?

There's clever storage for all your bits and bobs. Well worth your regaling. Excuse me, I think I can speak your language. I think I can speak your language. Hi. Yeah, maybe. Speak it and I'll answer. Daddy. Daddy. Daddy, my family. John and Julius. Oh. Followed home. And Japanese. Japanese. Mandarin. Mandarin.

These headphones aren't for music. They're actually made to solve hearing problems around the world. Over 1.5 billion people suffer from hearing loss, and one of the biggest reasons is earwax. The problem is, when you try to remove wax the usual way, it often just gets pushed deeper inside. But not anymore. With just one button, this device safely

breaks down and removes earwax. I want to do that. About $3,000. Okay, maybe I don't. Masturbating is really important. Yeah, salt and vinegar. Salt and salt and pepper.

I'm seeing far too many people make the same mistake with their new iPhone 17. And Apple's gonna make a lot of money because of it. So as soon as— expectation versus— what's my dog's name?

How much money do you have right now? Enough.

Ever wondered how steel balls are inserted into a sealed

Can't beat a bit of Doom scrolling, can you? Wow, so your brain does.

I know I could really use the job. Now if you look at my your English is very good. How long did it take you to learn English once you got here? It was really easy because we speak English in Australia, you idiot. We are same thing. Pinocchio, thank you for the five dollar donation. Only one person can

save the game. Industry now. I get this question.

Why does Benson Boone have one song? Does he not have any other songs? Uh, would you rather give up cheese or blowjobs for the rest of your life? Blowjobs all day. You know, they're saying Gen Z will be the biggest generation of conservatives we've ever seen in a

Isn't it funny how people call your angry side your true colors? You can be there. Is it true that Sailor gave— You need to make it unbelievably painfully extremely clear to all of the people that you know. Here's Wyler. You made 100. Sedate is the final one. So the— Oh, what's her body count? Why are people— Why

is it showing me the same ones?

What are you eating? Eating? It looks like there's something in your mouth. Oh, kind of looks like a pufferfish. Puffer face. Puffer face. Puffer face. 3,

2, 1.

一。 と。 机 が ス ライ ド、 ド リ ーム バ ズ ー カ が 破 滅 だ。 Japanese press. Shows are on another level. Here's what I buy. One week. I see you got an anti-de-ice.

This is the craziest show in Japan. Only one of the four items is a dessert. When I was twelve, I built this box. Menon, what's Barbie? And well, guys, your English is very good. How long did it take you to learn it? I'm Prince Barbie. Have you ever had an interview not?

이까 나 속지네. 이까 하네.

Go. First to appear is the yellow slipper. This is the.

This is the craziest— if anybody believes.

China running on underwater risk. Well, I think this point with Vince

What claim could you possibly have had to this land? You have owned it never. Squire, you gift-giving my boss. Are you not hungry? My fucking stomach.

中国 では あり え ません。 中国 の テ レ ビ 番 組 で 日本 の 衛 星 面 を 全 世界 に 放 送 した 結果、 祖 国 の 素 晴 ら し さ を 発 信 する ロ ー カ ル 番 組 を 見て いた。 実 は 人 気 番 組 を 交 番 した 芸 人 四

千、 私 や 三 番 笑 って いい と まで 曜 日 ご と に 対 抗 戦 を や る と き、 三 番 は 毎 回 ボ ケ 続 けて いつ も ビ リ だ った が、 デ ィ レ ク ター が ボ ケ ない で ください と 言 って きた ので 三 番 が 怒 り、

じゃあ や め る。 こんな の 一 生 懸 命。 K P OP ア イ ド ル の オ ーデ ィ ショ ン 番 組 で 圧 倒 的 だ った 瞬 間。

日本 を ダ メ に して いる テ レ ビ 番 組 ラ ン キ ング ト ップ 10、 10 位 キ ル なんです。 番 組 の 構 成。 This is why the Dober. Here they come, here they come, here they come. Happiness. Light run, light run. This guy's phone has hustle.

No hustle, hustle, hustle. Sleep.

With being comfortable laughing at racial— oh, bless you. How excited are you for GTA 6? I feel nothing inside, really. I'm not a gamer, really. Yeah. I've never played video games. Have you played GTA 5 at all? No. Oh, okay. So I should be silenced, not allowed to speak. Is that what you do when people prove you

wrong? You kick them off campus? No, I don't think that there should be any, like, university-sanctioned thing that says, probably can't be here. Okay. We're able to organize against you and kick you off campus. That'd be awesome. Okay. I wish you the very best. That you live a free life. You have the right to be wrong. So,

and I'm a piece of shit. Okay. That you should get off campus. Oh, okay. So I should be silenced, not allowed to speak? Is that what you do when people prove you wrong? You kick them off campus? Um, no, I don't think that there should be any like university-sanctioned thing that says Charlie Kirk can't be here.

This will be a good time. When this man was trapped on a crowded train, My question is, what is your Starbucks order? You've been carrying a Starbucks cup around. That's a great question. What do you think it is? Somebody said green tea. Someone said soy milk. And then somebody said chai. That's not chai. I literally drink this

for one reason, because I lose my voice very easily. It is, uh, literally just Mint Majesty tea with 2 honeys, and I drink like 9 of them a day. Otherwise I lose my voice. So now you know the Starbucks order. My question Here, let's watch this because it's so funny. I'm a cisgender.

You know, there's a theory that—

when did you become a Christian? Shortly after moving here. I want to hear your thoughts on the writings of Karl Marx. Not a fan. What specifically do you disagree with? That private property, formation of family, and connection to the divine or religion must be eradicated for a communist revolution. I think those 3 things actually underpin a civil

society. Yet civil society before believed in monarchism and believed that the king was divine, and we moved on from that to have the democracy we have today, all the great things we have today. Do you not believe there are other things we can move on from? Well, first of all, actually, we're not a democracy. We're a, we're

a constitutional republic. Um, second of all, no, I don't think we should move on from the family. We're doing that right now in America, and it's a complete disaster. Things aren't better than ever. Our country's sicker than ever, more suicidal, more anxious. What is an East Timor? They were the only country— look at your dad.

You missed the massive news.

Oh God,

another camera angle on the windowsill.

Or this.

Or that.

Oh, I've got half an hour. And then I'm gonna buy fish and shit all over your face.

Today was the most boring day

ever.

In the world.

Today I just played Silent Hill F and it was rubbish and my video flopped

and then had lunch.

No, I don't do art anymore.

And then I sat here for 5 hours,

and that was it, really.

Yeah, my art goal was I wanted to make a comic book.

It was called Hazel's Planet of Ice. It's about a hot scientist space girl

who lived on a spaceship alone with a robot, and then she sees the spaceship crash into a planet, and then she goes down to investigate. And she nearly gets raped, but then the captain of the crew beats up the man and saves her,

and then she finds out he wasn't really the captain,

and then she meets the survivors of the ragtag crew,

and then I got bored.

Okay,

well.

I tried to continue it a few years later, but because so much time had passed, my art style was completely different. I just— I couldn't be bothered with the ultra detail anymore.

And then I made another comic about a girl who was addicted to shoplifting, and then she gets caught by a guy,

and then I don't know what was supposed to happen next.

He was supposed to get her a job, and then she gets a job as a reporter. She was like a broke girl living with a cat. And then she shoplifts in the shop, and then it's this guy's uncle's shop.

I was really bad at writing stories, as you can tell. The idea was he was gonna like blackmail her into get into working to like save her, and then they were gonna get robbed, and then she was like gonna go after the criminals.

Yeah, I didn't know what to do with that. Got bored. I like the idea of having my own comic with characters. I wanted to create characters and then be in control of what happened to the story,

but Didn't have any good ideas.

My character design was pretty flat,

just like some girl with long hair.

I thought the art was good, it's just the story and the character design was rubbish.

I used to host it on this website and

you could put ads on it, like Google Ads, and make a couple dollars if people clicked on the pages and looked through it.

Yeah, I wanted to be an artist, but I just couldn't find a way to make money doing it.

Art just wasn't good enough.

I tried doing DeviantArt. I thought I could sell prints. No one ever bought anything.

My drawings just got very stiff and wooden.

I wasn't good at doing the lighting.

Most money I made from art was just making videos with the art,

but that wasn't because art was good, it's just because I had clout back then, had a following that would watch anything basically.

I could have made a video about a rock and it would have gone 50k views. That was the power of clout.

Now I could probably— if, if I built a rocket ship and flew to the moon, I wouldn't get any views

unless someone like Elon Musk gave it attention.

Build my own rocket ship in the garden, no one would give a shit.

One minute everyone's like, wow, who's this cool-looking Asian guy with a British accent and he speaks fluent Japanese and he's good at drawing?

Wow.

As if any of those things matter.

What did Jimmy Kimmel say? It was on the news, but they didn't say what he said.

I'm guessing he joked about Charlie Kirk being shot.

Or saying he deserved it.

Is it like that thing when Jack Black's friend said, next time don't miss Trump, and then he got cancelled?

The left is so bloodthirsty.

They're like, uh-huh, he got shot. Oh, next time don't miss. Oh, I wish he died. What are these robots I see?

Oh yeah, they were trying to make it look like the shooter was right-wing,

and then the rioter was saying, no, he's left-wing, he's not one of ours, he's one of yours.

If it was right-wing, why would he shoot Charlie Kirk? Because surely they would have similar beliefs.

Yeah, I completed Elden Ring about 4 times. I got to NG4+ and I just ended up one-shotting the bosses. It got boring.

You get the dual greatswords with the blood affinity, and then you get the mimic summon, and then you just spam blood attacks. Everything dies so quick.

And then I found a way to cheese the expansion pack. You just get the heaviest armor and you get that big chicken drumstick weapon.

And a shield. I think I got the shield and a chicken drumstick weapon club. I forgot how I did it.

The final boss was so annoying, kept spinning around and zapping at you.

People made such a big fuss about Elden Ring. It was okay, I didn't think it was that good.

I remember PewDiePie was streaming it, wasn't he?

I made thousands of dollars off Elden Ring.

I've got a sponsor as well from that gold website,

ao.com. 5% off gold and runes

at ao.com. Use my link in the description and you can get runes.

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Made 1,022 this month. Pretty good.

I guess it's still good. I don't know why it just feels rubbish though. It's because you went down from making $5K, $6K a month down to $2K.

I mean, $2K a month for doing this, can't really complain, can you?

Maybe next month it'll be $1,000 instead of $2,000.

Other Kick streamers, they either game or they just travel.

I don't game or travel or talk to people.

Or they have connections and get boosted.

Hope fish and chip shop's not crowded. Last time I went there, it was pretty empty.

Went there last year.

Do you think I'll ever get on a plane again?

Takes a lot of mental energy to be like, okay, I want to meet a Japanese girl, I'm going to make it happen.

It's like a very specific thing to suddenly want and then gun for.

You wake up one day, I'm going to get a Japanese woman.

Above everything else, this is my number one goal, and then fly all the way there. It seems so stupid, doesn't it?

So much energy and money to go after this one goal.

But it's what built my channel.

And then get married.

My dad must have been thinking, what the hell is my son doing with his life?

Instead of studying, getting a career, finding a nice girl, randomly going off to Japan every year doing God knows what.

I just don't know how people wake up one day and they're like, okay, I want to become Uh, an engineer. I want to become a fireman. I want to become an ambulance driver.

How do they just suddenly get this very specific job that they want to do?

Without just randomly falling into it.

So these jobs require a lot of training and licenses.

I think I'm gonna go get ready, go fish and chip shop. See you in 2 hours. Uh, bye-bye.