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Probably nearly £4,000 furniture. More like £3,000. I don't know how I spent so much. Maybe £2,000 or £3,000 kitchen stuff, furniture, random stuff, washing machine, fridge.

The bed and the sofa are the tricky things. And the washing machine. My mum could use the washing machine in the guest house. The guest house doesn't have a washing machine.

And I think my sofa could actually fit in the conservatory downstairs quite nicely. It'll be quite nice in there actually. Get rid of all that, all those random chairs.

But the bed, maybe I'll be allowed to leave the bed there, I don't know. Or I just dismantle the bed No, unscrew the bed, dismantle it.

I don't know,

the amount of money I'd save is tempting.

I'll go back next week.

The

hell? Just dropped down to 20 viewers.

The fuck happened? I dropped down to 27 viewers.

What was that?

Did it say I'm offline?

Why does that happen? Uh, whenever I use my laptop setup, it does this.

I don't understand why it froze. How can it freeze? I'm not offline.

I don't understand why when it does that, why does it boot out all my viewers?

Because it should just say camera offline, shouldn't it?

It's really annoying.

It seems to only happen when I use my laptop setup.

Hot.

Dimash was here yesterday. I thought he stopped watching.

Yeah, I've been wearing this t-shirt for nearly 2 weeks. It's been washed. My mum washed it when I left on Sunday and came back.

It smells so good.

No, I

didn't order jasmine tea yet.

Whoa, we're back! 500 viewers, let's go!

Not me doing it, by the way. I didn't bot, it's not me, I'm a victim.

I didn't even touch my computer. How can it be me?

It wasn't me.

I didn't even touch my computer.

I'm not smiling. My lips are dry.

I didn't do nothing. You know, I'm not even touching anything.

Haters are sabotaging me.

It's just my face spasm.

Oh God, Jesus. Oh, stop that,

trying to blind me.

I stole River's viewers since Homeless got banned. I got all his viewers now.

Wasn't me.

I didn't do nothing.

Bicep.

I watched the last episode of Clarkson's Farm. That chef guy Nick looks kind of scary.

I found out the hotel I booked last Sunday was actually very close to Jeremy Clarkson's Pub, the Farmer's Dog.

If you want to book a table at that restaurant, you gotta wait until November. It's crazy.

Yeah, maybe I should. I mean, it was all fully booked. Maybe you could go into the pub, but the restaurant was all fully booked.

And it would have cost probably over £100 for dinner for 2 people,

and Jeremy Clarkson's not even going to be there.

But you go for the experience, don't you? It's a famous pub.

Oh, he, he harvested all his wheat and then took it to the factory for processing. And it failed the standard test. They took the test twice, it failed.

They harvested all that wheat and grew it for nothing. I mean, they could use it for feed for the livestock. They can't sell it as wheat, so that was all a waste of time.

Farming is not really good for money, is it? A lot of work. A lot of risk. Just stick to television, I guess.

My sister said she went to— I think she went to the farm shop, not the pub. Because it was a couple years ago. She said it was packed.

Yeah, he's a millionaire, but he's also a businessman, and I don't think he's just gonna randomly do stuff to lose money. He would only do stuff if it at least breaks even. I mean, why would he be blowing all his money on something that doesn't make any money?

He's still a businessman at the end of the day,

but it's pretty obvious the views they get from the show more than pay— dwarfs the amount of money they make from the pub or the farm.

Apparently Amazon indirectly through memberships, Prime memberships, making like $50 million.

It's just content, isn't it? Content gold.

He bought the farm in 2008, and there was a farmer who farmed the farm for him, but then the farmer retired in 2019, and then Clarkson took over the farming and then made a show. But before 2008, it was owned by some

estate. I forgot what they're called, the Snarnden family estate or something.

He probably thought buying a farm would be a good, good investment, like Bill Gates.

Farmer who farmed the farmer. What's wrong with that? The fisherman who fished the fish.

No, the bots don't count to the income. I made $100 yesterday,

trust me.

I don't know who's botting. Same idiot who did it to my YouTube streams.

Oh God.

Stop doing that, fucking idiot.

Flashbang.

Yeah, I mean, it'd be pretty cool if I could book a table at the Farm Pub.

But apparently the food's not, not great. That Nick guy would not be impressed because the, the Nick guy who's the head chef

sounds like he knows his stuff. Maybe it's not him that cooks every meal, but I saw one of these influencers review the food. They They said it wasn't that amazing, pretty average. The Nick guy would be a bit upset.

What? Who's botting then? It's not me.

I remember when I was 18 years old, I was playing World of Warcraft, and then my sister had a sleepover and some of her girlfriends were around. I was just playing World of Warcraft, and then— because the family computer was on the landing by the staircase, and I was playing it with my back turned, and one of

her friends came up behind me, swiveled the chair around, and then grabbed my face like this.

She grabbed my face and then stared right into my eyes.

I felt violated.

I was like 17 or 18 years old.

I thought she was gonna steal my kiss virginity.

I told my sister about it like 10 years later, and then she said, oh, that was so-and-so. I don't know, she just swiveled my chair. She was obviously drunk and grabbed my face like this and squished it like she was about to kiss me. I was like— and then she didn't. She let go and walked away, and

I swiveled back to World of Warcraft, and I was like, what just happened?

It was really strange.

I must have been 18 or 19, I don't know.

Well, I couldn't go in for the kiss because I was sitting down and she was standing up. If she— I mean, she would have had to go in for the kiss.

I forgot what she looked like.

White, brown hair.

Yeah, I never really, um,

got with any of my sister's friends,

if you know what I mean.

That's why I was a virgin until age 21.

Damn, look at my savings though.

Gotta take off 900 though in 6 days. Savings looking plump.

Oh God, I feel dizzy now.

Uh.

I

feel sick.

I had lasagna and apple crumble for dinner. It's very nice. Apple crumble with double cream. Double cream.

Imagine people thinking I speak Japanese and they say, how would you say double cream in Japanese? Double cream. How would you say lasagna in Japanese? Lasagna. And then they go, you're just saying the words in English but in a Japanese accent.

How do you say coffee? Kohi.

How do you say hamburger? Hamburger. See, Japanese so easy.

How do you say banana? Banana. How do you say potato chips? Potachi.

How do you say orange juice? Orange juice.

See, Japanese is so easy.

I'm just saying Japanese accent.

Rental fraud.

I actually don't know how to say rental.

I'm pretty sure yachin,

yachin sagi. I know fraud is sagi. Fraud says sagisha.

I don't know if that's how they would say it.

Rentaru fraudo.

My mum has this Japanese friend that she met from Leeds Castle ages ago. She was on the phone to her just now, and I heard her voice. And she sounded like Chihiro. Kind of made me— I don't know, I felt a bit nostalgic. The way Japanese women speak English has— they all sound— they all say— they all

speak in the same kind of way,

like the intonation and stuff sounded like Chihiro.

And I heard her son's voice on the phone as well. His voice broke because last time I saw them was 2018 Christmas. They came around for Christmas. Her husband died, brain tumor, and she had 2 kids. But the kids— I didn't see the 2 kids since 2016, and that was 9 years ago. And I think at the

time the daughter was like 14 and the son was like 10. Now the daughter's like 21, 22, and the son's like, I don't know, 18. It was weird hearing his voice. The last time I saw him, he was like a little kid with a high-pitched voice.

9 years. I remember I spoke to her in Japanese at the dinner table in front of my dad, and my dad was like, wow, Daniel's Japanese is so good. That was back in 2016 when I was still really into Japan.

The daughter goes to university now.

I nearly saw her because me and my mum were doing Morrison's, Amazon Flex Morrison's, and then I was pushing the trolley of grocery bags through the supermarket and I saw my mum chatting to 2 Asian women. I didn't know who they were, so I just carried on going. And then my mum told me later, oh, it's the

Japanese woman and her daughter. And then I was like, fuck, I should have went over and said hi.

I thought it was probably hot now.

My mom said, why didn't you come over and say hi? I don't know, I thought it was just chance, 2 random Asian women.

You know, last time I met her, she was 14 years old. But that was 9 years ago,

and I was like a massive weeb. Do you remember what I was like back in 2016? I had that stupid long hair and I was obsessed with Japan. All the Chihiro stuff hadn't happened yet. All the YouTube stuff hadn't happened yet either.

Chihiro went and met her, hung out with her when my dad was ill and I was streaming by myself.

Oh,

crazy. 10 years pass, everyone changes.

Voices crack, puberty happens, virginity's lost.

You think in 10 years I would have a wife and kids by now, wouldn't you? 36 years old.

No, I mean, I've got a car, I guess. That's something.

Got a house that I might move out of.

Oh, shut up. There's nothing wrong with saying I went.

I should have went— I should have gone wherever.

Should have went up your bumhole.

There's my iPhone.

Like my iPhone Air, so thin. I, I love this phone. I'm not sending it back, it's mine. This is the best phone I've ever had. It's so thin, like my willy.

Oh God, the iPhone is such a nice phone. I don't know why it's so nice to use. It's just— it feels premium.

It just feels good in the hand.

I might change my wallpaper though. Where's that sexy anime girl?

This one.

New wallpaper.

What about this one?

How'd you make it the wallpaper?

Yeah, send me a photo of your butthole.

I'll put that as my wallpaper. Massive butthole.

Oh yeah, look, my new wallpaper.

I look like such a weeb, like an incel virgin weeb. A sexy wallpaper.

I'm such an Apple fanboy. Apple.

I don't know what to put as a wallpaper

that's not embarrassing.

That's pretty nice.

Not pervy.

Yeah,

I like that.

111. Wednesday the 1st, 11 degrees, 111, and I got 111 viewers.

Hmm,

pretty nice.

My background,

purple gradient.

My new phone.

Boogie! 48-megapixel Fusion camera,

nice picture quality.

Look who it is.

What you doing?

In the closet.

Trying to

get in the closet.

Turn on Uber Eats. For fun.

Oh God, I really love my new iPhone.

I thought I was just going to get it and mess about, but now I really like it.

Testing, testing, testing.

Testing. Put it here.

It doesn't just look nice. Look at my wallpaper.

Beautiful. Look at that.

So nice.

I got the gradient purple background.

Buttery smooth. A19 Pro chip with the super thin

minimalist design.

Not too many cameras,

no silly big lens plateau.

I love my new iPhone.

And picture quality,

so good.

Look at that picture quality.

Put it as your wallpaper.

You got the square sensor, so I can zoom out. Look, zoom out

and zoom in.

Pushkin not with you? He went out. Don't know where he gone.

Such a nice camera— I mean phone. Name one phone that's better than this

in terms of design and feel in the hand. I think they really did a good job making the iPhone Air.

And look, I put widgets on the lock screen.

Genius.

Hello, welcome back to a new video.

Hello, welcome back to a new video.

Hello, welcome back to an amazing video.

Quasi kann.

Mau mau. Mau mau.

Hmm, hmm, the swipe button does work.

Oh, let's see.

So I don't really know why they made this little button here.

Well, I suppose do this.

New information. I'm not Hi everyone, I want to give you some new information which places into context the Prime Minister's behaviour and makes it even more appalling and disgusting, frankly. So over the last 48 hours, we have seen a Prime Minister who is clearly circling the drain, who is literally, according to a poll this week, the most

unpopular Prime Minister in the history of this country. A Prime Minister whose own members, the majority of whom according to Survation this week, want him replaced. We have seen him embark upon the most extraordinary, unprecedented, vicious, and coordinated set of demonization attacks and incitement of violence against Reform's leader, our leader, Nigel Farage. We've seen him get 11

cabinet ministers, along with his own rhetoric, calling him racist. One of those cabinet ministers, the Home Secretary no less, called him, quote, worse than racist. The Deputy Prime Minister, in an extraordinary intervention, accused Nigel of flirting with Nazism. And we've seen the Prime Minister use hideous language describing Reform as, quote, the enemy, and asking his supporters to

go into, quote, battle with that enemy. Now, this comes just 2 weeks, of course, after the tragic assassination of Charlie Kirk, the most high-profile political assassination in recent memory. And I want to give you this new information. I thought long and hard about whether I should share this, but given Nigel was obviously a very close friend and

in my view a hero in this country, and he's the bookmaker's favorite to be the next Prime Minister, I do think it is in the public interest to know that just 2 weeks ago the authorities decimated Nigel's security detail. They reduced it by 75%. So 2 weeks ago, the authorities reduced Nigel's security detail by 75%. I want

to be clear to reform supporters, thankfully we've had generous donors step in to shore up that security, so I can assure you Nigel is safe and he is well protected. But that places into context this hideous campaign of incitement to violence against the man who is the bookmaker's favorite to be the next Prime Minister. Truth of the

matter is this: Keir Starmer knows he's so far behind in the polls, he's betrayed the British people so much that there is no chance that he's going to beat Nigel at the ballot box. So he has embarked on, frankly, an unprecedented campaign of incitement to violence against him. It's disgusting. Disgusting. He needs to apologize now. Apologize now.

Hi everyone, I want to give you some new information. So sorry, I'm not the most charismatic person I'm not the smartest person. I didn't go to Harvard Law, right? Um, I don't have the highest IQ, but I, I can compete with the best of them. But I am gonna outwork you. Like, I'll put in more hours, I'll

read more books, I'll listen to more podcasts. Like, I will do more meetings, I'll travel to more cities. Like, that I can do. I'm not— excuse me. My God, why would I pay more than £3.50 for a meal? If you pay attention, you will notice that Tony Stark had a prototype of Captain America's shield on his workbench,

and I Whenever she finds a roach in the garden, she brings it inside to let it go, but as soon as it moves, her pet lizard rushes over ready to eat it.

Everyone's excited. Whenever— this beautiful girl may be blind, but every day she patiently waits by the door for her husband to come home. The most touching part is how she always seems to know the exact moment.

I don't blame people for saying that I'm a political guy. That is my day job, right? And so I'm focused. Did you think my slow car finance was all over?

Ryuzaki, what are you trying to do? I'm gonna try out the notebook. If someone starts writing in the notebook, they'll have to obey the 13 days rule and keep writing names forever. But still, the sacrifice We're very close if we work this out. He's got this whole back room with— Claiming benefits, shameful. You should feel ashamed. They

can help you. All right, Forrest, which animal is the worst to step on, stingray or a stonefish? Oh, stonefish is way worse. Stingray hurts, and I've had both, but the stonefish can actually kill you. If you look at someone like an Elon Musk, they never even take a salary, these people. We have to be nice. If you

were 5 inches in Elon Musk and Trump was 5 inches— I heard that. If you were 5 inches in Elon Musk and Trump was 5 inches in you, which way are you moving? Which way are you moving, Charlie? Is that your question? That is my question. If I heard that after Game of Thrones you had a hard

time auditioning. Yeah, not a lot of people thought I spoke English. It was very challenging. It's like, what do you do with Drogo? I mean, you're not gonna put him in a comedy. You're not gonna put put him in a romantic. So do that. Yeah, so no comedies for you? No. And actually, the first person that really

made me— that was Fred Armisen. I met him, my stepdaughter Zoe did, uh, Portlandia. Oh yeah, he was so excited to meet me. I said, oh my God, he was amazing. And then he, uh— I didn't even know he spoke English. It was heartbreaking. That's why I'm not getting any jobs. I heard that after Game of Thrones

you had a hard time looking for a legit— Adam Watts one. Isn't it a little odd that no one died after having their name written in the notebook? This This room is a trap! I believe I already told you that no one would die because I modified the notebook. This is a setup! I don't know this guy!

Light, it's too late to deny it. You know Near has won. Just a moment ago you were saying it looks like I win.

Stop it! Light Yagami. L. Kira. It's over. You've lost the game.

When you stop doing everything for everyone, you'll see who truly cares about you. The hardest truth about Rachel Reeves has been spending money like a drunken sailor. Look at the cost of borrowing. Look at, look at 30-year British gilts. They've reached multi, multi-decade highs, much higher than they were even during, uh, Truss's—

I go around universities myself. A bullfrog, and he's got another frog in his mouth. Let's see who it is. It looks like he's still alive. Look at this Oregon spotted frog.

Canada's most endangered amphibian. Do you think— did you know the reveal of Venom's— ever wondered how many people you make a pilot with? Thank you so much for joining us this morning. You must be delighted by the start of this Labour conference. It is being completely driven by reform's policy agenda. Well, the reason why it's being driven

Because Nigel Farage actually listened and have the finger on the pulse of the British people and the British electorate and are coming up with practical— What's your name? Marquez. And what's your last name? Brownlee. Hey, how you doing? Alpine Police. Can I get your license, registration, proof of insurance? I just realized I don't have my license with

me. Where do you live? All right, well, the vehicle's registered to you? Yes. Nice. Do you have a lot of tints on your vehicle? Did it come like that, or no? Or a doctor's note or something for the tints? Nothing? All right, what's your name? Marquez. Your first name? Marquez. M-A-R-Q-U-E-Z. And what's your last name? Brownlee. Where

are you heading today? We hopping for what, for work, business, all the way over there for a haircut? They got good barbers up there. You left your license over there. You need that when you drive.

Who's your insurance provider? Allstate. All right, Marquez, listen, I'm gonna try and help you out, all right? I only gave you a ticket for the tints. New Jersey law, you're supposed to have your license on you when you drive, all right? So go home immediately, get your license, okay? Drive safe, sir. What's your name? Marquez. And what's

your last name? Brownlee. Remember, your deal closed.

Hello. Oh, okay.

Mimi, Pushkin want to be on stream.

Ah, han ga med spørsmål.

Ah, folkens.

Mama. Air frying, racket smashing eras. Good, because selling your pre-loved items on Vinted just got easier. I think there is a risk that the left gets very, very angry and starts to be really, really aggressive and accusatory towards people who might be voting for Reform. I want to show you a clip which I saw on Politics and

Joe the other weekend, so let's run it. Wealth tax or no wealth tax? It's a very hard one. I mean, I come from a working-class town. Everything in kind of Reform's policies would maybe lean in more towards no wealth tax. So for me, if the wealth tax was possible, I'm at a stage in my politics where I

would actually support it. There are a lot of Reform voters who'd be supportive of wealth taxes if you want To get progressive change in the next election, you need to win people over. And I think you need to be really careful to resist the temptation to go around shouting at people, calling them racists. Listen, there are racists

in this country. There always have been racists in this country. I totally understand the instinct of people on the left to worry about increasing racism in society. I think it's happening. I can feel it happening. You need to be pragmatic. You need to be sensible. Reform are going to win the next election, and you are not going

to stop that by turning around and calling people racists. You need to be relentless and aggressive in your pursuit of common ground and unity. And that means you're willing to go to people who you might not agree with everything about and say, listen, I know we don't agree on everything, but let's find the thing that we do

agree on. And let's fight for that, because those people at those protests, they, just like you, are struggling to pay the rent. Their kids are struggling to pay the rent.

There's a point in which Trump won Pennsylvania that you got emotional and you actually shed a tear or two. I wonder at what point you and Quentin still Look, look, of the last political leaders of the UK. An extraordinary bunch of anodyne figures, milksop, veal calf, hopeless saps and sots invested primarily in their cultural class, not in

the nation that they are the leaders of. Starmer's polling this morning is at 9%. His deputy just got fired because she's a tax cheat or something. Sadiq Khan, who changed London in 10 years to make it a no-go zone. This is a foreshadowing of what's going to happen here. And I don't care if some trans person wants

me to call them a— Today we're trying the biggest fish and chips in the whole of the United Kingdom. Holy cow!

What's wrong with their user interface? Well, the problem with them is really sort of in the bottom 40. It's, it's this stuff right here. They all have these keyboards that are there whether you need them or not to be there, and they all have these control buttons that are fixed in plastic and are the same for every

application. Well, every application wants a slightly different user interface, a slightly optimized set of buttons just for it. And what happens if you think of a great idea 6 months from now? You can't run around and add a button to these things. They're already So what do you do? It doesn't work because the buttons and the controls

can't change. They can't change for each application, and they can't change down the road if you think of another great idea you want to add to this product. Well, how do you solve this? Hmm. It turns out we have solved it. We solved it in computers 20 years ago. We solved it with a bitmap screen. That could

display anything we want, put any user interface up, and a pointing device. We solved it with the mouse, right? We solved this problem. So how are we going to take this to a mobile device? What we're going to do is get rid of all these buttons and just make a giant screen. A giant screen. Now, how are

we going to communicate this? We don't want to carry around a mouse, right? So what are we going to do? Oh, a stylus, right? We're going to use a stylus. No. No. Who wants a stylus? You have to get them and put them away and you lose them. Yuck. Nobody wants a stylus. So let's not use a

stylus. We're going to use the best pointing device in the world. We're going to use a pointing device that we're all born with. We're born with 10 Of them. We'll use our fingers. Going down. What's wrong with their user interface? Well, the problem with them is really sort of in the bottom quarter here. The trouble is AI.

RA, as we've said many times before, seems to get

Idle into number 10. It's important to stay on top of your game. I, I can say that Nagiakumi is— I can say that Nagiakumi is Kira and Misamane is the second Kira. It's as if you won't be satisfied unless I I am Kira. Well, there may be some truth to that. I think I wanted you to be

Kira.

I'm a lot stronger than I look, you know. We've got to call the room and stop them.

Yes, Ryuzaki, I've got good news. Misa Misa is number 1 in 18 Magazine's reader popularity poll. Oh, I see. What was That Mazda is acting stupid again. Well, that is his specialty. I can hear you, you know. It's your brand new car. You're swimming in debt. Yeah, it's leased. It is a 2025 Mazda. $300 a month is

something you're not even going to own? I see a car as a depreciating asset. You're in the mid-20s. You get an asset. Well, I get a new car every 2 years, so I'm never going to— That's your choice and dumb behavior. This I want to have the latest and greatest. Yes. Oh my gosh, why not have the

latest and greatest retirement? Even with leases, you got to put money down. I put $2,000 down on a burnout. I had a 2023 CX-50 and the shady-ass sales guy was like, oh, you know, while you're waiting, you want to try out this one? And it was exactly what I was looking for. Had all the features I wanted,

had ventilated seats. So, you know, you're a big guy, you know, this is the thing. Okay, you're fatter than me. Is there a brand new— oh my God! Oh my goodness.

Even if a penguin walk— wait, wait, this is, this is in Japan too?

You cannot make this stuff up. I got one question for you. Are you glad Charlie Kirk is dead? No, I don't think anybody in this country should be dying to political violence. It's insane. Destiny told his co-host when asked point blank if he wanted the bullet to kill Trump that the worst thing that could have happened was

the bullet missing. Did you know that this online check can— I want to take you back to May 2021. COVID restrictions were still a very big part of our lives. I,

I still have them. I still have the Shinigami eyes. According to that Shinigami Ryuk, I can't see them. I spent— So what happens if my dad starts training tomorrow? How old is your father? He is 56. Perfect. By the end of September, you will not even recognize him. But what if he's never traded before? That's even better.

Yeah, trading with vanilla would— These are the 9 things that keep people poor. The first is smoking. Don't do it. Second is drinking. Third is buying coffee every day. I got my own coffee machine and each cup of coffee cost me less than a quarter. Fourth is Uber Eats or going out to eat every day. It's okay

to go out to eat once in a while, but you save more money if you cook your own food. And this is something that I still do even though I'm a millionaire. On top of saving money, eating at home is healthier. Fifth is buying bottled water. Get a reusable bottle instead. Tyrion is a good man. He was

never anything but decent towards me. I didn't ask him to be my Hand simply because he was good. The Roman Empire's greatest weapon wasn't their swords or shields, it was water. Their aqueducts weren't just pipes, they were Engineering marvels that could move 300 million gallons daily. But here's the crazy part: they built them with such precise angles

that water would flow for 60 miles. Are you an idiot? Sorry to interrupt. Oh, like if people knew how much we spend just on videos. All right, how much do you spend on videos? The robot, for example, was $250,000 for the robot, just for the robot. It comes with like software, we pay for maintenance, we pay for

updates and all that stuff just for the robot that sits there. The cameras, the DSMC2 RED cameras from a few years ago were about $70 grand each. RED recently came out with their DSMC3 cameras, $25 grand each. What do you think I do with the old cameras? No one wants to buy those. I traded them in at

Adorama and I got like $10 grand for them. Wow, what a drop! Huge help. Like, if people knew how much we spend just on videos. All right, how much do you spend on videos? The robot, for example, was $250,000 for the robot, just for the robot. It comes with like software. We pay for maintenance, we pay for

updates and all that stuff just for the robot that sits there. The cameras, the DSMC2 RED cameras from a few years ago, were about $70 grand each. RED recently came out with their DSMC3 cameras, $25 grand each. What do you think I do with the old cameras? No one wants to buy those. I traded them in. I've

had around And I got like ten grand. Wow! What a job! Huge help. Like if people knew how much we spend just on videos. All right, how much do you spend on videos? The robot, for example, was two hundred fifty thousand dollars. Hello, luvies. My kid from my dad wanted me to ask you. He said, "Would you

still be a white supremacist if you were in a more diverse work field?" Do you think I'm a white supremacist? I have no idea. Idea if you're a white supremacist. My dad has watched a lot of you. He said, if you were if you weren't out here preaching hate and working on your three pointers, you think you

would probably be better at that? You should be ashamed of your father. I'm definitely not. My father is an amazing man. Yeah. He cares about American citizens. Your father pedals lies. I'm not a white supremacist. Honestly, shame on him. Ah. Huh. Now I can breathe. Heavy cat.

Higher than everybody else. Do I believe that? Exactly. And so there's no evidence whatsoever, and yet people go around sloppily saying you're a racist, you're white supremacist. It is so destructive to our dialogue, it's destructive to us coming together as a country, and there's nothing to support it.

You can't save your parents. You can't change their habits or make them see what they don't want to see. Actually, I bought a horse just shortly before we started filming, and, uh, that's right, thank God. Do you still get mistaken for Elijah Wood? Not as often, but still quite a lot, cuz you don't look alike anymore, I

don't think. I don't know. Um, I, I take it back. Exactly like that. I was fortunate enough to, to meet Elijah, and he's a lovely guy, and much more disturbing for him cuz I was being recognized recognized as him when he was like, I presume, in his early 20s. He was being recognized as me when I was

13. He was like a 27-year-old man going, no. But I have actually— I signed a photo once in Japan because somebody gave me a photo on a premiere red carpet of Elijah Wood. There is no time in that moment to explain to them in a language that is not their first that this is not me. I just—

I am not Elijah Wood. Do you still get mistaken for Or Elijah Wood? Not as often, but still quite a lot. Because you don't look alike anymore, I don't think. I don't know. I take it back. Exactly. It's not the best at turning. Oh, is this a turn right here? Shoot. Crap. Everyone hang on. I'm sorry. I

love you. I love you so much. I'm so sorry.

Come on, Frank.

Oh,

I know this shortcut. Hang on, this is a little dirt trail. No, it's not. No, it's not. I'm so sorry. This might be the fastest car I have. Maybe it has to be, it's too small.

Lord protect us! Lord protect us, please! Lord protect us, please! Protect us, Lord! Protect us! We're not being protected. We're not being protected. It's not the best at turning. Oh, is this a turn right here? Shoot! Crap! Everyone hang on. I'm sorry. I love you. I love you so much. I'm so sorry. Here's one habit that makes

you extremely intelligent. Replace social media with— Of course you can kill people without having to be there in person. Man, try to kill me. Each of them has to hunt down the other without knowing the other's name or face, and the first one is undead. What do you do for a living? So I'm a copywriter. Oh, very

cool. We're hiring a copywriter. If you're not a complete moron like most people on the show, we might hire you. I actually applied. Did you ever hear back?

No. What are you making? Um, so right now I make $62,500. $62,500? Okay, that's not horrible. How are we doing? $62,500? I'm not doing great. Like, I wish that I was making a little bit more. Or why aren't you doing great? Is this your income, or is it like 99.99999999% of the people that are on Um, I

probably live above my means. What do you do for a living? I never get anything, you know. Ro gets everything she wants. I just want a tarantula. And I'm like, this kid is kidding me. Like, I'm so scared of tarantulas. No, anything else? Well, over the years you've had a number of car accidents, let's be honest. If

you're going to race cars, mate, you're going to crash cars. Uh, Stilford, yeah, this is you.

How was it, man? Schwarzenegger is a mouthful, isn't it? I mean, why didn't you change it? Well, when I went to America and I got into acting, everybody wanted me to change my name because people started saying Schwarzen Schnitzel and Schwarzenheim and Blemmensch. Nobody could pronounce it, so they said just call it Schwarzo, call it, call it

something different but not Schwarzenegger. But I, I felt that And they were complaining about everything about me, not just about the name. They say you have a strange body, you have a strange accent, you have a strange name, forget it, you will never make any movies. And I kept all of those things. I still have a strange

accent, a strange name, and a strange body, and so I'm doing well with my movies. But it's not a strange body. No, no, but I mean, I mean, for the average person to have a 50-somewhat-inch chest and to do a have a gorgeous— they have a gorgeous face like this. I mean, it's all very abnormal, you know.

And, uh, but what happened was, uh, the uniqueness of the name became the strong point now. And now people cannot forget the name because it took them a long time to remember it. Got a question for the guy in red. Do you know when the next Scooby-Doo movie's coming out?

I have a question for Willie Nelson. Uh, my friend was wondering, do you charge extra to take the teeth out, or do you usually leave them in? Who's he coming— is he coming to me? Hey, uh, this is for the whale on the end. Uh, you said you have 5 kids, but have any of them popped out

yet?

Why don't you go back and play with your computer some more?

Looks like you're good at math. I'm good at math? Looks like it. Yeah, well, uh, I know that you look like you weigh about 250 pounds. Question for cowboy, like dudes.

Tomorrow. Tomorrow. Tomorrow. Tomorrow. It's tomorrow. No, it's tomorrow. Worst UK accent? Probably Birmingham. Yeah, everyone says that. Or Scouse. No, I like a Scouse accent, but Birmingham's shit. Where are you from? Newcastle. Everyone's favorite. Up the Toon! I tell you what though, folks, that's bloody nice.

That is really—

that is bloody lovely. What's this called then, this latest car? It's called the Range Rover. Nah, it's not funny. I've got school.

Nah, I'm not laughing. I've got school.

Nah, has he drawn on my face? I'm sorry, you know, Paula, I'm fucking buzzing for the 1-1 against Arsenal. Only team to win the first 3 games. She's right. Come on, fucking belter. Tomorrow. Hi there, would you like to receive a gift? I'm a missionary for the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, and this is the

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Africa. The Africa tour is coming in 2025, y'all. South America, Middle East, or maybe Europe. Instead, he did the unpredictable. Bro, check somebody, please. Wouldn't hit twenty thousand subscribers on this stream, so that would be a you know a good celebration.

Why do you think you're the baddest? People tell me I am, and I believe it. A lot of liars nowadays. What did you say, sir? You don't give a girl flowers. Yeah, yeah, you give them fish and chips, Brighton boy. Brighton boy? Where are you from? I'm from Hove, chick. You look a bit young to be a

rapper. Shouldn't you be sitting here with us?

What monstrous— When you work with kids like actors, you never know if they're gonna be game or not. This one kid, Jack Racer, plays Eddie in the movie, and it was my first day of shooting, and we kind of deliberately kept me me separated from the kids. They've never seen a clown. They've never really met me. Putting

your $138,000— dude, you need to go through bankruptcy. Mix one egg with one big spoon of mayo. I whisk a bit of fat. I put oil and butter, I think a little bit. I put it in the microwave, 30, 40 seconds.

The best omelette in the history of

mankind. You know, I think Kane's reaction to this—that's actually fucking beautiful—is spot on out of ten. Okay. While you were governor, what is something you said or did that you knew was a lie? There's a time when the governor signs. Bills, vetoes them. When you veto a bill, the legislators, then you write a veto message. Well, there

was one legislator that I didn't like at all, and so I vetoed his bill, but I wanted to make sure that he really gets the message. So I wrote each line on the veto message, each line had to start with a certain letter, that when you go down the line, it says, fuck you, at the press conference

the next day and they discovered that, the press. They said to me, says, did you know that they said fuck you? And I said, no, no, wait, wait, wait a minute, where does it say that?

Wow, I'm amazed. Wow, I know, I did not know that. What? You go down the

9. What he's referring to is a proposal that our options to vegetables, because I'm a pretty picky eater. You're not a picky eater if you're 600 pounds. Well, I mean, you know, I don't eat the economy. I haven't really ate nothing since I've been here. You're not gonna fade away. You're gonna be fine. I still have— I

suggest you go and look up what stochastic terrorism is. And if you use language like battle, encourage your supporters to, quote, go into battle with, quote, an enemy that is a threat to our way of life in this country, you compare— you say that he flirted with Nazism, and 11 cabinet members come out and call him racist

in the context of all of the threats that I see, sadly, almost every day against Nigel. Just this morning I was in the car here, there's someone on Twitter who said that a sniper rifle could stop Nigel Farage and was probably the only thing that could. David Bullard just pushed that tweet out. I'm sorry, I have seen

people try to attack Nigel, try to attack our supporters and our members, so I take great issue with the notion that this is some great leap. You should ask the Prime Minister directly why 11 of his cabinet ministers have all come out in a 48-hour period very clearly with— here's what I think. I think there are millions

of people in this country who, if anything was to happen to Nigel Farage, will hold the Prime Minister squarely responsible for his actions. I suggest you go and look up what stochastic terrorism is. And if you use language like battle, encourage your supporters to, quote, go into battle with, quote, an enemy that is a threat to our

way of life in this country— I'm appalled that people would come here and make jokes about the sacrifice Pete's heroic father made on 9/11. This is not the roast of Pete Davidson's father. That was in 2001.

Kevin's from Philadelphia, right? Just like Bill Cosby. And just like Bill Cosby, women can't tell when Kevin's inside of them.

And Coulter, here we go.

Ann Coulter is one of the most repugnant, hateful, hatchet-faced bitches alive. But it's not too late to change, Ann. You could kill yourself. Jack, man, you look good, you look good. Congratulations. Your, uh, your knuckles look scraped. Did you walk here? Peyton, you look like if a kid with Down syndrome wished he was big.

I'm appalled that people would— Do you know what the leading cause of death for pregnant people is? Pregnant people? Mhm. Mothers? Women? If you'd like to call them mothers. Not all of them are. What did you just say? Well, back in my days, yeah, we had a king. Yeah. And we had a kingdom. Yeah. Back in before

that, we had an empire. Yeah. And we had an emperor, right? Now we've ended up with a country. Very true, I think. Country. But to accuse countless millions of being racist is a very, very low blow. Why? Well, this language will incite and encourage the radical left. I'm thinking of Antifa and other organizations. Like that. It

directly threatens the safety of our elected officials and our campaigners. And frankly, in the wake of the Charlie Kirk murder, I think this is an absolute disgrace. I used to think the Prime Minister was a decent man, somebody that I could talk to and chat to. We might disagree on worldview, but I thought he was a profoundly

decent human being. I am completely shocked at his behavior. I hope when he wakes up tomorrow morning, he feels ashamed of what he has done. This is a desperate last throw of the dice from a prime minister who's in deep trouble, a prime minister who can't even command the support of half of his own party. I'm not

a big fan of Steve Jobs personally.

Who made the Nazis? Yeah, God, Hugo Boss. Oh, okay. Yeah, no, Hugo Boss outfitted the Nazis. That's what, that's what I meant. Let me finish. And they questioned— why do you think Nazis get such a bad rap? Like fashion? What's that? Why do you think— I'll say it again— why do you think Nazis get such a bad

rap? Because it was on video. You can't deny it. You can't, you can't just pretend pretend it didn't happen and not put it in the history books. They filmed this, right, because they thought they were gonna win. All right, you know who else thought they were gonna win? The Catholic Church. And they wanted him to win because

they were going to take out a whole religion. That was good for their business. And then all of a sudden they've lost, and then they had to give back the gold and the family. I haven't really thought of it like— I think, well, I think that thing about everyone's got a couple of lost years to like— I

didn't drink when I started doing comedy. I gave up for, I think, like 12 years maybe. Yeah, I went fully sort of teetotal because I kind of suddenly— I was like mid-20s, but I felt so old, and I suddenly felt like, this world's incredible. Maybe I could stay here. Maybe they'll let me stay here. And it was

like, it was probably 10 years before I went home. You're preparing for Terminator. You've gotten the role. You took it very seriously. You didn't allow the other actors to even interact with you during, uh, off— you know, after you shot a scene, you You try to be the robot. You, you said, I don't want to— an authentic

full-body Asian massage near you. Refresh your mind and rejuvenate your soul. Tap link to learn where. Who do I talk to about a refund? Who do you talk to about refund? You can talk to me about refunds and I'll give you the answer. No fucking refunds. Lee Evans is better. Some people would say Lee Evans funnier than

me. Some people say I'm funnier than Lee Evans. But what's a matter of fact is we're both funnier than you. Of course it was. I'm not that attractive. You know I can see you. I mean, no offense, but you're a Reno 4. You look like someone— you look like the trousers don't fit.

It's the way we talk around here. You're a fucking Cockney geezer. What are your pronouns? This and that. Yeah. What do you do for a living, sir? This will not affect your benefits. Mr. Bean wants his soup. Mr. Bean wants his soup. I think every individual item in my outfit this evening is fine. The jacket's fine, the

tie's fine, the shirt's fine, the trousers are fine. Together, we fucking nailed it. Yeah. You said you were going to deport illegal immigrants, but these people who came here legally, how many of them will you deport if in the first part of a Reform government in order to make these savings that you say you can make? Well,

the most important thing is that we're going to stop the benefits from going to people who are those foreign nationals. That's the thing that is going to save people money. And once that happens, all the evidence— if you look at sensible countries around the world who have serious immigration policies and successful immigration policies, and by the way

uphold their borders— those people leave of their own accord. But again, we make no apologies for this. Under a reformed government, yes, we will enforce immigration law. I know that might send some people hysterical in the political establishment. Believe it or not, 97% of people— If you kept interrupting me during the course of this conversation, which you

have, and I perceive that to be motivated by the fact that you're from a Muslim background and I'm from a— When you get people come up to you in the street and they say, are you Jon Snow? Not technically, I'm not Jon Snow, no. But let's go with it. I live near Canary Wharf and there's one of

these migrant hotels near where I live in Canary Wharf. And, um, my cameraman told me there was one of these protests the other day. I went down after I shot the YouTube and, um, I went there to this hotel and there was, there was the protesters on one side and there was the counter-protesters on the other side.

And, um, to be honest, it was as you say, George, you know, it's 2 groups of people standing opposite sides of the road pointing at each other and calling each other names. And

I worried when I saw that, that that was a little bit of the vision of the future of this country.

You know, I'm an economist, right, and I stick to economics. I'm not an expert on immigration. I think the primary economic concern is growing wealth inequality. I'm very confident on that. But I think if people such as yourself, George, want there to be low rates of immigration. You've got every right to say that, and you've got every

right to believe that. And I do worry that this growing division is going to tear our country apart, and it's going to prevent people like me from, from getting the change that I need. And what that will mean, George, is that people like you and people like your kids will suffer very much economically. And, and I worry—

and you know, this is what keeps me up at night, to be honest, George. How do I convince the public? This is my country, you know, and I don't hate people on either side of that road. You know, I'm not an expert in immigration and I'm probably never going to be, um, but I'll tell you this one

thing right now. If the ordinary hardworking people in this country allow themselves to be divided on this issue, then the current state of play will continue, which is rich people getting richer and richer. I want to ask you one thing about wealth. It's not about the money. If I was making a bomb, I'd paint all the wires

the same color.

It's not really a joke, it's just a fucking good idea.

What was P. Diddy's parties like? I'll be honest with you, love, I feel bad for P. Diddy because there's never been a worse name to have in court.

Did he? Yeah, he did.

This next joke might get me cancelled. Come on. Transgender people aren't what they used to be.

Trans and non-binary. So non-binary, that's the one with the pronouns. So there's now more pronouns than there ever used to be. The 10 pronouns are he, she, they, them, it, uh, gross, what is that?

My pronouns are he, he, he,

because I identify as a comedian.

If I was making a bomb, I'd paint all the wires the same. Justin, you know, I lost my dad on 9/11, and I always regretted growing up without a dad until I met your dad, Justin. Now I'm glad mine's dead. Holy coke, it looks worse than I thought.

David, thanks for taking time away from waiting for Sandler to write Grown Ups 3 to be here.

Ludacris and Snoop Dogg are here. If I was 38, I'd be freaking out right now. Bet, Victor. New customers can get £30 in bonuses and 30— You're surrounded by pigs and bigots. What if you spent

Developing this app. Him is— and I've become quite a fan of the Phantom, but I wanted to give the car we had some unique little thing which no other Phantom had, which was, which was an engine. But not any engine. When BMW bought the rights to Rolls-Royce, they had the opportunity to create the ultimate luxury car for

the 21st century, and they thought maybe we ought to give it the ultimate engine. So let's give it something like a 9-liter V16 engine. And unbelievably, they made 3 or 4 of these engines and they tested them and they got them up to speed and they had unbelievable power and torque figures. And at the last minute they

thought, um, might be a bit over the top. But they had developed these engines and they'd stuck them in the warehouse somewhere, and I, I knew that they existed. So I got in touch with Rolls-Royce and said, would you mind squeezing one of your V16 engines in the front of our Johnny English So the car we have

over there, which is from the movie, that's got a V16 engine. A 9-liter V16 engine. That's amazing. That's why its bonnet's up. I thought it had broken down. No, Jeremy, it hasn't broken down. No, and of course it fits perfectly because the Phantom was designed for that engine. And I've become— this is just sad, man. How many,

uh, immigrants, illegal immigrants, did Barack Obama deport? Do Asian women catch your eye? Foster online friendship or even serious relationship with Asian ladies? I gained weight for this movie War Dog. So what public interest? He pleaded guilty. What public interest? Let me finish, you small strange man.

You small strange man. That's good. So what public interest? He pleaded guilty. What public interest? Let me finish, you small strange man.

Lady in red. Hello, madam. I want to give you some free cash. Free cash. Fiver for you. No catch. Well, that was the reaction. How many genders are there? I don't know. I just got here. So God is absolutely black. It's not a problem. It's just not what's true. Why can't God be black? Why would God, the

Almighty Creator, have a skin color? Skin color. So God creates skin color, but he don't have one? Yeah, God created the trees too. He's not a tree. That's a stupid argument. Here with— no, no camera, no camera.

My name is Luis. What age should you give up on your dreams? 65. Why? Wait, no, actually 80. 80? Oh no, actually don't give up on your dreams at all. So what's your final answer? 75. My mate, Which betting sites do you use? Can I just get a cheeseburger, please? Yeah, sure.

Just tap there when you're ready.

Anyone watch Game of Thrones? Yeah. No spoilers. Oh, what's happened? I don't want any spoilers. How far have you got? I haven't seen any of it.

Don't watch much. Don't watch much TV. But I will watch. You will watch it.

What, when?

I should have read the books. You're gonna read the books first?

Hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on. I'm recording this, so I'm just gonna get that— me saying it.

There's spoilers in the books.

Anyone watch Game of Thrones? Yeah. Oh, what's happened? I don't want any spoilers. Well, the frick done. Sometimes when I'm trying to make flashy edits like this, I also get pretty intimidated, and that's where motion array— Will ChatGPT replace Google as the In the Harry Potter movies. Would you admit that this country would be nothing without our

rich history of immigration? Well, I tell you what, I tell you what, and this is what's gone wrong, because you talk about immigrants— I had a Bugatti.

Well, I'm going to bed.

Bye-bye.