Kick Livestreams/my life is ruined 2025-07-28 01_00 [81382354-my-life-is-ruined] 480p

I can't believe how good the Tesco part of the stream looked. Didn't even need Nighthawk. I thought Nighthawk made it really good. But it didn't really make a difference.

I drove my car in sport mode today. Made it go so fast.

I accidentally wheel spun as well. Wasn't used to the power.

I was really scared of sport mode when I first got the car. I thought this acceleration is way too intense. Now I kind of enjoy it.

State of the car? What do you mean?

There's nothing wrong with it.

A bit dirty. Maybe we go car wash, car wash stream tomorrow.

How come Ice never goes live anymore? He never does like a little random,

I don't know, stream at McDonald's or anything.

What you mean the outside is horrible? Oh, the car.

It's not scratched that much. Just around the corners.

It's not rusting either. I don't know, it said it had a warning like something pretensioner, and then it disappeared when I restarted the car again.

Very weird random things keep happening.

Maybe I get an Audi, big loud engine. I go vroom vroom like all the other hard guys.

Now I'm one of those guys who wants to go fast and gets angry at slow people. I'm basically an Audi driver. Get the fuck out the way! Oh my God,

a beautiful clear open road and they're going 35 miles per hour on the 60 road. Insane.

60 is slow by US standards. What, miles per hour?

How fast can you go on the motorway legally?

I see people do like 80 on the motorway. I'm doing 70, the speed limit, and then people whiz by. I definitely didn't do 85.

I think my car only goes up to 90 top speed, like 93.

I don't know why we're only allowed to do 70 on the motorway.

I think 80 is fine.

Driving stream in Japan,

I don't know.

I think too much driving would be boring.

Nothing really happens apart from me having road rage.

Look at me looking left and right. I look like a cat. You know when cats trace things with their head movement? I look like that when I'm looking left and right at a T-junction.

Can

you hear my stomach? Wah wah wah wah wah wah wah.

Willsworthy firing range tomorrow.

See what mess the army's made.

Oh, shut up, Sidloin, you're boring.

I'm just relaxing after a hard day of walking around. Kit Hill and Tesco.

Might have coffee soon.

You want to tune in for tomorrow after I finish my phone call with the lawyer.

Should be interesting if they just say no, don't talk about anything at all.

That'd be

boring, right? Within reason, what can I talk about?

I'm not angry, um, maybe more bewildered. And baffled.

You cried? Yeah, but not angry.

I was just sad that things have become like this.

I'm just a guy trying to make money online, keep myself to myself.

ColombianCupid.com. Hot Colombian girls in your area. Daughters of the cartel.

If you really love me, you'll help me smuggle this

meth.

Ah, he's revving something now.

Oh, sheep are really annoying.

It sounds like they're getting slaughtered or something. Me, me,

shut up.

I hope Vasta hasn't reported me too.

I thought I'd be pretty nice to Vasta.

Unless she got mad because I cheated and like admitted to things that she didn't know before.

I mean, if you got cheated on once, does it really matter if actually you were cheated on 3 times? I mean, at the end of the day, you got cheated on. Does it matter if it was with 1 woman or 5 women?

Oh, sorry, I've been very respectful towards

Faster. I didn't— I have no resentment or anger to Faster at all.

I just feel sad. Like, I mean, I wanted to make her happy, and this— I mean,

maybe even this is not allowed or wanted.

But I, I mean, what I've been trying to say is I haven't said anything about Fasta that should anger her.

Actually, I think if she heard what I've said, she would be very touched,

cuz I never said this stuff when we were together.

How awkward was the first date with Chi-Chi or Fasa?

Uh, more awkward with Fasa because I don't speak Thai and she didn't speak much English, but me and Chihiro spoke Japanese.

I still remember the day I met Chihiro. She was waiting in front of the Starbucks on Dotonbori number

I thought, wow, she's really small, like really tiny woman. Must have been at least 2 heads higher than she is. We went to a kushikatsu restaurant.

Yeah, but I've never insulted faster, have I? So I think I'm good.

I never said mean things about her, just her mom.

I wish my stomach would shut up, it's really annoying.

Uh, no, it's not dangerous. The order didn't say Do not talk about any of your exes.

Yeah, when I met Chihiro, we went to Kujikatsu restaurant and we talked, but I couldn't hear anything she was saying, so I was just nodding along. And then we went to a hub because I kind of liked her, so I wanted to keep on hanging out. So I went to a hub, we got drinks, we sit at

a table, and then I said, do you want to go to karaoke?

And she was like, um, but the last train's coming. And I said, We can do all night, all night, all night. And it did all night, and she said okay. Then I thought, okay, I'm definitely gonna bang. So I went to karaoke, nothing happened until she started touching my hand. She probably thought he's not gonna make a

move, I'm gonna make a move then.

She was sitting in front of me and I was sitting behind her. We were singing, and then she like leaned back and put her hand on my hand, and then I saw that as the green light.

Actually, I didn't do my moves in the karaoke. I don't think I would have done my moves if she didn't.

Yeah, I tried my luck, but she said no.

I couldn't get her trousers off. She had like a Really tightened belt. She wouldn't let me undo the belt. She said not on the first date.

She kept calling her her belt the iron belt.

I think she's called it like "鉄のパンツ", "鉄のベルト" the steel belt. If you wouldn't let me undo it.

So I gave up, and then we met again next time, and then I had my cereal.

They were faster. We just

I didn't make my moves. We just went for dinner, walked around. I took her back to my hotel, and then it happened.

And then she never left my side for 2 whole years. Not a single night.

Her mum phoned her whilst we were on the date. The mum was like telling her to leave, saying it was a bad idea.

Who should I talk about? What about my first time meeting

Chris Broad?

It was a cloudy day in Japan in June.

I recently found out that Chris Broad and CW8 were doing a cycle Subathon across Japan.

They were cycling from Kyushu up to Osaka and then to Tokyo. I thought as they were approaching Osaka, I could join in. I'd be like, hey Chris, hey Chris, remember me? Hey wait, Chris, wait! I'll be on my little bicycle. I thought I could meet PewDiePie too, but PewDiePie left before Osaka.

They, they were standing in front of Osaka Station doing their little video bit,

but I went the wrong way and lost them. But then I found them again. I said I found them just as they were getting into their vans. To leave.

They got the big van, they took all the bicycles, and Chris got in another car, probably like a private chauffeur, not a taxi. Chris doesn't take a taxi like a peasant. He's got a private driver, probably off to his fancy hotel, have an onsen and 10 buckets of KFC.

CDawgVA and Peter went— that's funny, isn't it? CDawgVA and Peter Went off drinking and did an IRL stream on Twitch. Why didn't Chris join them? You can tell Chris hates streaming. Well, he hates the idea of snipe— snipers. I don't blame him. I don't like getting sniped either. It's really awkward.

So he's just buggered off in a taxi, probably off to a hotel.

Millionaire Chris boy doesn't need to stream.

And then I— yeah, I found out where they were heading, so I went there myself on the train.

Shinsei Bashi.

Connor, can I see a picture? Oh no no no sorry, don't take pictures. Oh no no no no pictures. Oh no no don't pictures sorry. Tough luck because you're my stream. Suck it, Connor. You don't want to be in my picture? How about you be on my stream and make me some money? He made me $25. The

embarrassment was worth it.

Yeah, you need ID and picture for porn, not for the whole internet.

You gotta take a selfie every time you want to watch porn. I don't know if it's every time,

so they must have like a database of millions of photos of guys looking half asleep in their bed trying to wank off, but they gotta take a selfie now.

Bit weird.

It is my legal and human right to be able to consume porn on Growfee.

That's what my granddad fought in the war for— freedom.

The right to watch porn.

On Kick, you can set streams to 18+. So if I do that, do you have to take a photo?

I can't be bothered to download a stupid VPN. Most of them are not free, and if they are free, you got to watch ads.

I need a toilet. Well, I need to fart, really.

Fart in your face, how about that?

Imagine the court watching my streams and I let one rip.

I had a big poo. Came out in 2 big solid lumps. Say goodbye to that when I'm in Thailand.

Comes out like that miso paste.

Miso shit.

War in Thailand. It's not in Thailand, in— on the border in some remote village that no one cares about.