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Other stuff too, can't really think.

嗯。

Um, yeah, to a certain extent. I think like balance is good.

I think sometimes shy. And reserved.

Maybe not very disciplined.

Yeah. And I don't know, sometimes lazy. Sometimes.

Yeah, honesty is

good.

嗯。

Yeah,

yeah,

sounds good.

So you think one person lazy, one person disciplined can be good together?

Well, I think I have to make dinner now. It's getting late now. Are you sleeping?

Yeah, it was quick.

Yeah, nice talk to you too.

See you later. Bye. Nice to meet you too. Bye.

Oh my God. Jesus fucking Christ.

Oh my God. Jesus fucking Christ. On and on and on. Fuck me. Jesus fucking Christ. Oh God. Fucking hell. I don't know what the fuck she was going on about.

Oh God.

Oh Jesus. Wait, did I hang up?

Oh God, I don't know how someone can talk so much. I don't know what the fuck she was talking about.

I got a headache.

I gotta block her. She's fucking annoying. Jesus Christ. Holy shit.

Oh God, I was like, sorry, yeah, I gotta make dinner now. She never shut up. I couldn't say a word. I had to like just cut her off.

I felt mentally dead after that.

Oh God,

she sounded cute on the messages, and then I phoned her and she— I don't know, she was like, oh, a guy asked me out.

So he asked you go for coffee. What's weird about that? You want to phone every day for a month before you go out on a coffee? Jesus Christ, I don't blame the guy.

Oh God,

my head is gonna explode because there's definitely something wrong with that. I don't know, she just talks on and on and on about her finding the right person. She says, what did you like about me? Like, why did you choose me? I don't know, because I like your pictures. And she was like, oh, I'm sad to hear

that. Why are you sad to hear that you got pictures that are nice? What else is there to go off on? All you got are the pictures on the profile. Oh God, I don't want to go to Thailand anymore.

Oh, she said she works like, um, selling products on a live stream. I don't know.

Jesus Christ.

There's only pic— there wasn't even anything written on the profile, just pictures. And then she goes, well, isn't there anything else you liked about— there's nothing else on there. What else is there to go off of? Oh my God, I don't know how people are so fucking stupid.

I'm done.

This is why I hate phoning girls. I hate phoning people. Either it's really awkward or they talk too much and they never shut up.

Oh God.

Oh, I'm like fried, mentally fried. That was 50 minutes of hell.

I like it when the girl's kind of shy and like, I don't know, this one

just never stops talking about rubbish.

Oh, I think it's important for the personality to be good. And I want them to be nice and kind. Duh, why would you not want them to be nice and kind? So what kind of personality you look— oh, I want someone nice and kind. As opposed to what? As opposed to horrible and a dickhead? Oh duh, of

course you want someone nice and kind. Who doesn't?

She's never gonna find a guy. I can't imagine what kind of guy Is gonna want to talk to her after that.

Nice and kind. What kind of guy are you looking for? Oh, nice and kind. Wow,

I thought you wanted someone horrible and evil.

Oh Jesus. I never want to talk to a girl again.

That was horrible. I got blocked on both apps. I mean, she kind of predicted it. She said, oh, you might block me tomorrow. Yep. She sounded really critical as well, like, oh, you don't think personality is important? I didn't even say that. Of course personality is important. Why would it not be important? Of course it's— why the

fuck wouldn't I think it's important? Like, your personality sucks, so I don't want to talk to you again. This sounds really irritating.

Oh God,

why did you pick me? Why the fuck do you think? Jesus Christ, I swear to God. These people are morons.

Oh, I hate the whole— you got— now you got to like pretend, oh yeah, oh yeah, I think positivity is so important. I mean, it is. I'm not saying it isn't, but I'm not saying the pics aren't important too. Like, obviously the pics are important. I need to like the way you look. And then you go, oh,

is that only what you think is important? No. And she goes, what do you think, what do you look for in a partner? I'm like, um, she's kind and nice. And so I just repeat what she— and she goes, is that all?

God, guys, just surface level. Well, yeah, because it's not deep. I— they're trying to make this thing say something to each other so you can spend enough time to put the willy in the hole.

Oh God, I feel like I just want to delete the whole app now.

I don't know why they have to complicate it.

Imagine the phone was on the whole time I ranted.

Oh God,

what a

nightmare. To avoid people like you? Well, yeah, okay, fair play.

It's not what I was expecting from the pictures, to be honest.

Oh Jesus, she literally went on for like half an hour about— she just said the same thing for half an hour about personality being important. Yeah, okay, I get it, whatever.

Since when did anyone disagree that personality was not important? You don't have to convince me on it. I know, I get it.

I hate people like that. They're so irritating.

It's like really patronizing as well.

Imagine having a 1-hour talk about personality being important.

I should have just trolled it and said, I don't think personality is very important because they change.

End of the day, you know, holes are holes. Imagine what she would have said. I think she just hung up.

Didn't have the balls to say anything on the phone. Yeah, I don't want to fight.

I'll get triggered. I don't want to get into like a stupid debate. I'd get— I'd be like, oh, for fuck's sake, shut up, and I'll just hang up. Things don't have to get unpleasant. We just keep this between us.

That is the shit test, to just talk on and on about the most boring thing to bore the guy off. See if he'll come back or not. That— because if he comes back, means he truly likes you for your personality.

That was horrible.

I got so bored.

Oh,

I wonder if she's gonna block me before I block her.

Damn it, she sounded so sweet and cute in the voice message, and she was like, oh, I don't know what to say. And then you phone her and she never stops talking.

Yeah, you really don't know what to say, do you?

Oh yeah, I prefer it when they talk less.

That's why I like cats, they don't talk.

Jesus Christ. Awful. Yeah, God's sake.

I think it's really important to like personality. I want them to be kind and smart and nice, and they have to be fun and smart and nice and kind. Yeah, you ask Japanese women the same question, like, what kind of guy do you like? What's your type? They're like, oh,優しい人。

優しい人がいい。You do? What the fuck? Who's gonna want a優しくない人?優しい人当たり前じゃんバカ。They said the most当たり前 stuff. Mr. Meow Meow, you don't talk, do you? You don't say anything. That's why I like you. Meow meow.

See? Stupid humans with their stupid words. Blah blah blah blah blah the fuck. Shut the fuck up.

On and on and on and on and on and on.

I don't see the point talking about what kind of person you want. So obviously everyone wants the same thing, like, oh, shared values, shared interests,

feel comfortable together. It's like a stupid question, like saying what kind of food you like. Oh, I like food that tastes good. I like good tasting food and it tastes good. And makes me feel good. Really? Well, I didn't know anyone liked shit-tasting food.

No wonder she's been single for 10 years.

In 10 years, couldn't find a single guy who was nice and smart. Okay.

Oh God, Fasta never talks on and on like that.

I mean, 10 years ago she would have been 19.

I do not click with people like that.

I don't know how people can go on and on and on like that on their own, like they're doing a self-monologue whilst the other person's barely saying a word. I mean, don't you realize you've just gone on and on and on and the other person's barely said anything because it's really boring?

You've taken like half an hour to say the same thing over and over.

Now, I like Mizuki. I talked to Mizuki on the phone for hours and I quite enjoyed it actually, because she would ask me questions. This girl didn't ask me anything, didn't even ask me what I do for a living. Or why I came to Thailand. She didn't ask me anything apart from, why did you pick me? Like,

she— the only question she asked me was about her. Like, why did you pick me? Why do you like me? You can't ask a question if it's about you, it doesn't count. Mizuki used to ask me lots of questions like, why did you choose to go Thailand? What are you doing in Thailand? What do you want to

do in Japan? Like, she asked me all about different stuff. That's why I was able to talk to Mizuki on the phone every day.

I hate it when they don't ask you anything, they just go on about themselves. It's fucking boring.

I talked to this other girl before, this viewer girl in London, and she used to text her on Instagram and she would just write these paragraphs about herself and not ask me anything. I'd be like, uh-huh, uh, so then what did he say? Oh, that's nice. Not really. Don't give a shit. Just pretending I care because you're

cute and I thought maybe I can bang you.

Meow meow.

Meow meow. Lucky cat, that's all you say. Meow meow.

I swear the ability to communicate is the worst bit about being a human. Then you get accused of dry texting. Oh, I thought you weren't interested because you didn't text.

Talking sucks.

I used to like talking to Essex girl as well on the phone because she asked me a lot of questions. Like, oh, how did it go with Turkish girl? How are you finding Germany, Daniel? They shouldn't even ask me, oh, how did you find Thailand? Did you like staying in Thailand? They didn't ask me a single question

about me. Fucking boring.

What's for dinner? I got kebabs and shawarma lamb.

Yeah, so I'm gonna go make dinner now. So, um, yeah, nice talking to you.

Oh God, I have definitely improved to getting out of it. In the past, I would have been stuck in that phone call for like 4 hours. When I was younger, I just did not know how to get out of situations like that.

Recently, I've had to learn how to do it because I can't stand it. I was on a date. I went on a date with a Japanese woman last year in Tokyo, and she was so fucking annoying.

I wanted to ditch her, but I couldn't. I ended up getting trapped into the restaurant bit of the date. And we had really awkward— she was— I didn't like her at all. I didn't have the guts to say anything before the restaurant. I thought, that's kind of a dick move if I say it now. Maybe I'll just

eat the food first. So as soon as we finished the food and we left the restaurant, I was like, so, you know, I better go home now. And she was like, oh. Because I couldn't ditch her. There's like no way to ditch. There was no Place to hide. This is a big open shopping center bit. She was—

she seems so toxic. I met her at Tokyo Station, this Japanese woman, not anyone else. I met her outside of Tokyo Station and then she was like, so where do you want to eat? And I said, I don't know, where's good? And she goes, I don't know,

you could have looked up the restaurants when you were on the train. And I thought, yeah, I thought, I thought you could have done it too, you know. She says, oh, I was tired working. I thought you were gonna look up a restaurant. She sounded so bitchy straight from the beginning.

So we walked around aimlessly because I thought, I mean, you live here, you should know where the restaurants are. We were on the wrong side of the train station. The stations in Japan are weird because on one side it's like all the business stuff with nothing to eat apart from like fancy expensive restaurant. And then on the

other side you've got all the cheap restaurants like Italian food and spaghetti and this and that. So we're on the wrong side. Finally I take her back to the station because I'm like, okay, she's no help. I'm pretty sure all the restaurants are on the other side of the station. So I just say, oh, let's go this

way, and she follows me. She wanted me to take the lead, I guess, but she was older than me and very ugly. She's ugly and fat. I did not give a shit. So I take us to the other side of the station. They've all the restaurants there, and I'm like, okay, spaghetti. I said, what about ramen? And

then she goes, ramen, isn't that something you eat on your own? Like, yeah, I mean anything you can eat on your own, you stupid idiot. Ramen,一人で食べるものじゃない. You can eat anything on your own. What are you talking about? What's wrong with ramen? So we went for spaghetti instead, as if that's any different. Spaghetti is just ramen but without

soup. So we got spaghetti and she's like, oh, okay, I like spaghetti. So you had a problem with ramen but you're okay with spaghetti? How does that make any sense?

So then we went for spaghetti and we just sat there awkwardly not saying much. I hate dating. I really hate dating. It's like pulling teeth.

Oh God.

I really, really, really hate dating.

I kind of don't want to go to Thailand anymore, to be honest.

Oh God, I can't do this dating thing.

I hate it so much.

Ah, her pictures look so nice too.

Such a shame.

I'm talking about a date in Japan. It's not an ex.

I couldn't get a word in.

Mr. Meow. Oh, I'm sorry, Mr. Meow.

Did I disturb you?

That was awful. I hated every moment of that. Okay, weather.

Chiang Mai off the menu.

Oh God.

I mean,

I don't have a problem if they like to talk. There's nothing wrong with that,

but not about something really boring like a personality. Personality, blah blah blah.

Mm, chicken chorizo kebab.

This lasts until 31st July. What day is it today?

I like the other girl. I like the other one, 40-year-old woman, much better. Take her over the 29 one any day. But if the personality is really ugh, then yeah, older women better.

Lamb shawarma, or— oh, that's yakitori!

Yakitori-style chicken king kebab. Maybe I'll try that. Japanese-inspired chicken thighs in yakitori marinade.

I actually didn't read it properly when I bought it. Maybe I'll try that. How'd you make it? Why is it wet?

No, no, I don't know about this dating thing anymore.

I prefer dating viewers.

At least they know what I'm like.

Oh God, I've got

a headache. What's wrong, Tesco finest?

Oh, I'd rather get railed up the ass by Bobby Brown

than spend another hour. I'd rather get fucked in the ass by a guy than spend another hour talking to that girl. Not even joking.

Imagine someone saying, I like your pictures, and you somehow take that as an insult. Like, oh, I'm very disappointed that you said that. Like, disappointed that I like your pictures?

I mean, what else do you bring to the table?

God, I wonder if ladyboys are like this too.

My personality.

Oh no, my Post-it note routine. Post-it notes, you can suck my ass.

我要扩散。

Yaki tori chicken with miso soup and white rice.

I really think women need to just understand that men don't give a shit and we like you because you You look nice. That's it.

They need to stop thinking that there's anything more to it than we think you look nice, we like you. There's literally nothing more to it. Yeah, okay, personality is important. Why though? Obviously we got to click, but it doesn't mean looks are not important. Of course looks are important. Why are you trying to make it sound like

looks are not important?

It's like if you— we could have the best personality clicking ever, but if you're ugly, then I'm not interested.

I tried torpedoing it because she said, oh, I like guys who have discipline, and I'm like, yeah, I'm kind of lazy. I was just trying to torpedo it at the end.

Yeah, I'm lazy and I don't have a job and I'm broke and I got dumped. Yeah, just being honest.

We got yakitori king style. Oh, it's got sauce in it too.

Chris Broad would be proud.

What's this?

Garlic and ginger pickled drizzle. Look at this, this is pickled drizzle. Look,

pickled drizzle.

What? What is pickled drizzle?

I should have said yeah, I'm live streaming. I'm live streaming the phone call.

Hmm, says. Barbecue oven,

180 degrees, 60 minutes.

Fan, 180 degrees.

Give me some of my pickled drizzle.

This won't even fit in the air fryer.

I was falling asleep. She was like putting me into a trance with the nonstop talking. I was just zoning out. I was like, oh yeah, that's— I honestly had no idea what she was saying half the time.

That happened to— I went on a date with a Japanese woman last year, a different one, and she also talks nonstop, and I was just sitting there going, mhm, Oh, oh, soなんだ. Oh, え、う。And then she finally stopped talking. I was like, oh shit, I gotta say something. And I just have no idea what she was saying at

all. So I just randomly ask a different question. Like, so do you like your job? Mm-hmm.

What is this?

What? What's that?

Why is there so much chicken on one stick?

You're not supposed to put the whole freaking chicken on just 2 sticks.

They do not know what yakitori is, do they? I don't think they have any clue what yakitori is. That is not yakitori.

That is a skewered lump of meat. What is that?

Don't call it yakitori. What is— that is the dumbest thing I've ever seen.

Um, I mean, I could just dump the whole thing in there.

How is that yakitori? Who is in charge of this? Look, that is not yakitori.

King kebab.

It does say yakitori.

See?

I should probably clean up there for her first.

I wonder if she messaged me again, said, oh, I like you, you're a good listener. Yeah, I'm a real good listener. I'm like, mm-hmm, I see. Yeah, such a good listener.

I don't know how that's gonna cook.

An hour

at 180? It's gonna be raw in the middle.

Well, maybe it'll taste good.

Oh, I think I need a break from Thai friendly

Thai nonstop talking. Don't shut up.

Oh God, sometimes I think actually Pink's single is not bad.

Oh God, that was a nightmare.

Next she'll be like, oh, what? Why do you like my personality? Uh, because you're kind and you're nice and you're good and gentle.

And then she go, is that all? Is that the only reason you like it? You know, yet no.

And you're also fabulous.

Is that all?

Oh God.

Steered the conversation in a direction you wanted to.

To be honest, when she started going on and on about personality, I completely lost interest.

My mind just went blank. I was like, have you seen that Simpsons episode where Flanders is talking on Homer's brain? He like jumps out of his head. I was like that. My brain just jumped out my head. I was not in my brain. I was not in my body anymore.

The thing is,

I don't really want to talk about anything. I don't actually want to talk.

I'm just doing it. To try and like build a rapport.

I'd rather not have to. I just want to say, when do you want to meet? When you're free? Okay, let's go.

I don't want to be on the phone going, oh, what's your favorite movie? What's your opinion on blah blah blah?

Oh God, I just— I can't do it.

At least she didn't ask me what I do for a living.

She didn't ask me anything. That's the problem. She's the type of person who just talks about herself.

Talks about her own job. Didn't even ask me what I do.

I feel like I don't want to do this anymore. The dating thing.

I can't put myself through it anymore.

My problem is I'm too nice. I need to be ruder and be like, okay, um, yeah, this isn't working.

Bye. I don't have it in me to be ruder. I'm too nice to people.

Hmm.

Oh well.

She was saying she gets sick from having a shower. She was saying, I think I got sick from having a shower. What? How can you get sick from having a shower? Said, oh, I might have had the shower too early and I got sick. What?

I

can smell the yucky, yucky glory already.

I just don't understand why it's so hard to talk to some people and then with other people it's so nice.

We're all the same humans. I don't get it. Some people are just like aliens.

Her English was damn good though.

I don't know how to describe it. You know, some people are just like blah blah blah blah. It's like an NPC. But then sometimes you meet someone and

they talk, but they're not— I can't explain it.

Like there's some kind of, some form of intelligence behind the facade. Like they seem inquisitive and they got that look, slim, nice face, and they don't talk your head off.

Kind of like, I don't know,

Like they got mysterious aura maybe, and then they show slight interest in you,

and then you could talk to them and they, they're not judgmental.

I don't know, it's like this weird feeling when you, when you meet a girl and you talk to her and

she's not really annoying.

And you do feel like you want to talk to her, and you do feel like you want to talk about different stuff. And then sometimes you just don't want to talk to them at all. You just can't be bothered.

It's hard, isn't it?

Some people are like blah blah blah blah blah.

I like girls who are sweet. They're like, oh yeah, we can meet. When are you coming? What kind of food do you like? What do you want to do when we meet up?

Does she know what I look like? Yeah, I've got pictures on my profile. She said I look like I was 18. I had it muted in the beginning. She was saying I look like 18 or 19. What's my secret?

As if I do anything to look the way I look, or my special skin routine.

Oh God, I feel exhausted from that. My head was going to explode. I didn't know how to get out of it.

Dating apps suck,

really. Nothing beats just being like in a class or group and then you meet people naturally because you can see if you click or not. Without having to, like, pretend you like each other.

Oh God.

I saw this random clip of Greased Lightning. It was like an advert on YouTube or Instagram. I don't know. There's a random clip of Greased Lightning when Sandy meets John Travolta and she's like, oh John, or whatever his name is, I haven't seen you in ages. And he's like, Sandy, what are you doing here? He's like really

happy to see her and he's really nice and kind. And then all his mates start standing behind him looking angry at him and his mates are like, what the fuck are you doing? And then he notices and he's like, oh shit. And then he starts treating Sandy badly to get the approval of his mates. And I thought,

that's so sad that he chooses the approval of his mates over getting laid with Sandy. That's why I don't want friends. If I was him, I'd be like, screw you, mates. I'm gonna get laid. See ya.

And then he starts like making these stupid insults at Sandy, like, what's got your pigtails in a twist, lady? And then his mates are like, hahaha. Have you seen that clip? The movie's so cringe.

No, you don't get it. I don't want just sex. The problem with women like that, she thinks I'm only interested in her for her looks cuz I just want sex. If I just wanted sex, I go pay for it. I want special connection.

Like, I feel good around her and

I want her in my life, and she makes me laugh, and obviously I do the same for her. I make her laugh too, and I make her feel good.

That's what everyone wants.

I don't know why people think I just want sex.

I want to feel— I want someone to like know all the dirty secrets about me and still accept me

and try and understand or give me a chance.

How can I phone a solicitor on Sunday? Everywhere's shut.

Only when you find acceptance from within can you find it from others. First you must accept yourself before others will accept you.

I had to put on this facade for my whole life when chatting to girls, like pretending I'm interested.

I phoned Sayaka every day for nearly 2 years. Oh, look who it is, Mr. Meow Meow.

Time to go out. Okay, have

fun. He slept for like 5 hours.

I swear he slept nearly 4 hours.

8 o'clock wake-up, now he's gonna be out all night.

That's the cat's natural lifestyle.

Poor Pushkin gets shut inside before it gets dark because my mum's paranoid he's gonna get stolen or something. Yeah, all the cat thieves running around in the middle of the night chasing cats.

No one's gonna steal a stupid cat.

You can literally get a free cat if you just go to the cat shelter. Why would you need to steal it?

Mm-hmm.

All we want is acceptance, forgiveness, and love. And Jehovah's Witnesses will say,

God provides all that you seek, child.

This is what we teach at the church. Confess your sins and let God into your life. You will be forgiven and accepted and loved.

God is all you need, my child. Basically what religion is, isn't it? It's like coping method to feel not alone in the world. Well, if no one else is going to accept me, maybe God will.

Then I'll feel like a good person.

Trust in Jesus. You know, Jesus ain't gonna suck me off at night.

Oh my God.

Uh, is it supposed to be completely black?

Good thing I decided to check my food. That's definitely not cooked in the middle.

I bet you anything that's not finished. Oh my God. It's just like a Frankenstein lump of meat.

I put 180 degrees like the packet said.

I don't know what kind of vegetables would go well with it. Garlic bread, peppers, broccoli. Some cabbage would be nice, actually.

They said oven fan. Isn't that same as air fryer? How's an oven fan any different to an air fryer? It's literally just a fan blowing hot air around.

I did listen to the packet, it said 180 on fan. That's what an air fryer is.

God, it really smells like burning.

I don't know, I think it's done.

It looks like roadkill. Oh, it's all juicy. Oh my God.

Oh, it

doesn't even taste like yakitori.

No, I wouldn't say so.

They're fucking raw! What? It's not even slightly cooked. How is it all burnt on the outside? Look.

What a stupid yakitori.

Oh God, I'm gonna take it all off the stick, maybe.

Try something new, they said.

Ding ding ding ding. Doesn't even taste like yakitori. It tastes like Turkish kebab. Well, how's it yakitori then? It's not even got yakitori sauce on it.

It's got like kebab sauce, like Turkish Mediterranean style.

Why are you only cooking half of it? Uh, the rest of it, I don't know. Bit overcrowded.

Ding ding ding. It smells good, like barbecue because of the burning. Ding ding ding ding ding. Oh God, I don't want to go to Thailand anymore. I've got a nice life here with a car and a house.

I don't even know why I want to go to Thailand anymore now.

How can it be a yakitori and a kebab?

That's what it sounds like.

I found it so cringe. The guys at the Thai language class in Bangkok would speak English and like add the random chamo at the end of the sentences. It's so lame.

They're like, oh, I'm so good because I know Thai. It's like the lame gaijins who try and speak Kansai-ben, and they're like, ahoyaro! And then all stupid Kansai people laugh, like, oh, sugoi, you can speak Kansai dialect! Oh wow, just cringe.

Or they go, they use the nande yone thing,

and all Japanese people go, oh, Kansai-ben!

Lame. There was this Swedish guy at the guest house called York. He always spoke in Kansei Ben. It just sounded stupid, like trying too hard.

Oh God, I hate these language tryhard people.

Nande yone? Kansai-ben

is vulgar and low-class.

It is lame.

Peasant talk.

Is it still raw? Burning on the outside, it's raw on the inside.

Oh God, I like live streaming so much more than having to talk to a girl.

This is the problem of having relationships, like with me, love. I would, or even with your hero, I would barely talk to my ex-wife, and then I talk on on on on on on on on on stream because I just enjoy it more. Talking to someone is boring.

When you talk to yourself on stream, you can talk about whatever you want, however long you want. You can steer in any direction. I don't care. If you find it boring.

But then at the same time, I feel lonely and want human interaction

of some kind, but not like that. That was horrible. I'd rather never talk to anyone ever again than have to do that again.

I just got so many ick vibes.

I had to get out of that conversation. So, oh, we'll meet there now. So nice to meet you.

Maybe I just stay alone for the rest of my life. Maybe it is for the best.

I just can't be bothered anymore. I can't do this dating stuff anymore.

I want to meet a girl naturally,

but then I've got to do stuff like get a job or join a class.

Maybe I pan fry the other one.

Remember people were saying stuff like, how does Daniel claim to have anxiety when he can talk to All these girls. Yeah, did you just see me talk to a girl?

It's not that I know. It is partially anxiety, but it's also I just don't know what to say, and I'm not interested at all.

Do do do do do do do do do do do do.

Just a shame.

Kissing with your penis. What?

Uh, I don't want to go to Thailand anymore.

I

was

staying in

Okay, I see that it's cooked.

One for you, one for me, one for you,

one for me.

Looks quite good. Cooked. This is not yakitori. Where's my pickle drizzle?

It's still raw. Are you fucking kidding me?

Now let's get pickled drizzle. Anyone? It's gonna be crispy.

Is that cooked enough for you?

Women

are like, why don't he talk to me? And then they're the most boring people ever to talk to. Why do you think you're boring as fuck? I'm gonna toast myself.

Yeah, utter destruction.

Traumatized the Super Rolex. Have you seen that funny AI video of Elon Musk beating up Trump? And he's saying weird stuff like discombobulate.

What is that thing? The solar suplex? I can't remember what it's called. He's like, traumatized the solar suplex. I forgot what the word was.

Where's the vegetables? Um, the rice is a vegetable. What is it then if it's not a vegetable?

Look, this one looks normal, and the other miso paste was like liquid. This one's more like a paste. Why was the other one like diarrhea?

Yeah, well, the chickens ate

vegetables in there, so I'm getting it through the meat.

And also I'll take a multivitamin, so I don't need vegetable.

Okay,

where's my tripod?

Yucky toy. With miso soup, prawn crackers, and rice. Oh voilà!

Ah, where's my phone?

Ah.