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Testing.

Whoa.

Whoa,

holy

shit!

Oh.

Look at the chair.

Oh my God, it's so loud.

Jesus. Oh God, that's so loud.

That's crazy. The roads are going to be flooded.

Oh, look at this. Whoa.

Oh my God, it's still coming in.

Never seen it rain so much since I came here, I think.

How long

is

it gonna rain for?

11 o'clock.

It's just raining every single day

until Saturday, next Saturday.

Jesus.

Hmm,

still no reply from landlord. Maybe he went on holiday.

I already post on TikTok. Search up Hiding in My Room on TikTok.

I asked him if I could get a cat on Friday. Maybe it's gone on holiday or something.

What happened to my YouTube channel? I'm nuking it.

Rebranding.

Do you like the new channel name?

I set it to private.

It's still there.

I reported Turkey Tom's video as well.

He's got 48 hours to, uh,

blur my face.

I just want to move on with my life.

Nah, I don't really want traction. I just want it all to die down, to be honest. Don't want to go viral. I don't want new viewers. I don't want to be found. I just want it to fucking die whilst I'm— I milk the last drops.

I'm done with it. It's just not worth it.

Just ruins my life, doesn't it?

I'll just milk whatever I've got left until there's nothing left. Milk. I'm not growing, I'm not trying to get views,

don't want to go viral.

It's a dead channel anyway. Even when I was posting hardcore on it, I was only getting like 3K views.

Channel's dead. Just let it die.

Post-streaming, I'll go back to making gaming stuff.

I'll just do gaming and tech stuff.

It's not like my normal content gets any views anymore.

I'll just make stuff that won't get me in trouble.

Tech videos get way more views than girl drama stuff.

That's the stupid thing. My self-destructive content doesn't even get any views. So what's the point?

Doesn't even get views and it's ruining my life. If it got views, then maybe you could say, oh well, at least you're getting some money. Again, fuck all.

Doesn't even get 5K views anymore.

Back when it used to get like 20, 30, 40K, yeah, okay, maybe it was worth doing, but not anymore.

No, if I go back to making videos, I'll just do gaming and tech clickbait. Can't really get in trouble for that.

I'm just so stupid cuz I didn't save the money. I could have bought a house, could have retired. I said I'd blow it all like a fucking idiot.

250k. Don't even know where it's all gone. How do you blow 250k in 7 years?

I just don't get it.

It's like spending 35K a year.

I don't even know where it's all gone.

$15K to taxes, $15K to stocks, $15K to a car,

nonstop traveling, Airbnbs, prostitutes. I don't even know how much I spent on prostitutes, probably like $10K.

好吧，我跟你的为了庄根生。

Massive update is I nuked my channel. Only videos remaining are the Elden Ring stuff and gaming.

It's all gone.

If I ever do go back to making videos, it'll just be gaming clickbait.

Yeah, source of revenue, $150 a month from the gaming stuff. By the way, you know where the passive revenue was coming from? Elden Ring, not the stupid girl raging stuff.

Took it all down, don't want discovery.

I don't want recognition.

I reported Toki Tom's video too. Privacy and harassment.

He's got 48 hours to blur me. Next, August the Duck. I'm gonna report his fucking video too. Little shit.

Now what? Now we just grind on Kick. What do you mean now what? And clickbait does feed me. What are you talking about?

The main channel doesn't get any views anymore doing what I used to do. It's not working.

Why'd I nuke it? Because it brings me no benefit and only debenefits. I don't care if it's my life work. It just ruins my life.

It brings me no benefit apart from, I don't know, a couple dollars every month.

I'm not making any more videos like what I used to make. Just clickbait video game stuff.

Not making any more, I don't know, toxic, weird content.

Yeah, I stream on YouTube. If something happened to Kick, I go straight back to YouTube to stream,

but all streams will be taken down after I finish streaming,

or I'd set it to membership only.

I'd go back to YouTube to milk Super Chats while I was pumping out gaming. So I'll just go back to what I was doing before, gaming stuff, and then 5-6 hour stream in the evening.

No, the donos pop up automatically now. It's not on manually approve. I turned that off because no one donates anyway.

A few thousand new viewers? More like a couple dozen where half of them are gone already.

I think Elliot is the only Turkey Tom viewer.

Left. Wow, one viewer out of 2 million people.

Such great exposure.

I don't really have a choice, to be honest. If the Kick thing fails, um, I can't make enough money off YouTube to survive anyway. I'd still have to get a job.

Before Kick, I was making about £1,000 a month.

Not even like 950. Maybe if I go back to my spreadsheet before Kick, 1,000, 1,800, 1,200, 730. But I was getting more donos, like a couple hundred PayPal. Still not enough, really. I spend nearly £2,000 a month.

Hey, what happened to that Shepperton Studios?

He used to watch when I was in Manchester, I think.

I would never want to go back to my mum's house.

Not for any amount of money.

But I guess you're too dumb for that. To realize that.

Well, then I would just legally change my name without telling anyone what the new name is. So how would you look me up if you didn't even know what my new legal name is?

No, I wouldn't go to Japan to buy a house. That's just stupid.

I don't even have a visa to live in Japan.

My legal name will be DF11X200Y. You won't even guess it. I'll still tell people my name's Daniel, just legally it won't actually be Daniel.

X1FF2XY. Can I have digits in my name?

No, I'm not messing about with property overseas, stupid.

Hmm, I'll have, uh, £7,000 by next week, but then back down to £6,000 because of rent. Such a great feeling.

And then maybe £8,000 end of September. Those are the forecasted numbers.

I don't know. I think if you're not young, Renting's probably cheaper than buying, don't you think?

Maybe if you're young, then it makes sense.

If I got 30 years of life left,

that's another 300— I guess you could buy a house with that. 300K.

And that's assuming rent doesn't go up, which it probably would.

After paying rent for another 30 years, you've spent like half a million on rent.

You could have bought your own house.

Yeah, then you can't do what you want to the house, and you can't rent it out or sell it. It's kind of shit, I guess.

Yeah, but it seems so hard to get a mortgage.

And the only hope is if you put down a big deposit, and then they might give you one.

If I max out my credit card plus overdraft, I got 9K plus whatever I've got, I got 15K. That's nothing. You want like 50K at least for a fat deposit.

Hmm, rent and 50K in the markets, or buy and no money because you bought a house with it?

New trolls following have to wait a week until they can chat.

Maybe I'll change it to a month.

What's going to be worth more in 30 years, S&P 500 or a house?

A house. I don't know.

What if the American economy collapses in 30 years?

Then you're fucked.

I think America would go to war than let their economy collapse. They'd like trigger a massive war. So if they're going to collapse, they're going to make everyone else collapse with them.

I saw Mr. Meow Meow.

I didn't know mortgage is a French word. I guess mort is like death, isn't it? Like in Spanish.

Do you think Turkey Tom's going to do anything? Was he gonna fight? The report. I think he's just gonna blow it. I don't think he cares anymore because he already made the money, didn't he?

Unless he cares about his work

6 months ago.

I reported Toki Tom's video,

so he's got 48 hours to blur my face out.

I don't think you can contest it. You have to obey.

If someone reports your video because your face is in it, There's no option to like contest or appeal it unless he's got like a YouTube guy

that he knows.

The American Empire is weird because the countries they have bases in seem to want them to have bases in them so they don't have to spend money on their own military.

They're kind of like mercenaries. It's just pay them some money and let them have a base in your country, and they'll look after you, protect you. It's kind of like a gang.

I

found a toenail.

Uh, my mouse is so gross and dirty.

Really gotta clean— look at— I hate all that finger grime.

Disgusting hands touching it all day.

What's that blend in my lungs?

Oh, it's like thick cheese.

Why don't they let you take the buttons off?

Humans are so disgusting.

Oh, look at that.

Fucking hell, stupid fucking boy.

Why is the light coming on when I've turned it off?

That's weird. I turned it off.

Nice and clean.

Prediction, will the mouse work?

Why does it keep getting wet again even though I'm drying it? Look, I just dried that bit, it's wet again.

Whatever.

It's a wireless mouse, but for some reason the wireless doesn't work, so I've got to wire it all the time.

See, still works.

Genius. Oh, what happened?

It was working.

Oh shit,

I— it was moving. Oh, what?

The light's on.

Oh, I need a new mouse now.

It'll dry out.

It's not working.

嗯。

There's water coming out from inside of it.

Oh, broke my mouse now.

Whatever, I'll just use touchpad.

I don't even need a mouse. I've got a touchscreen.

See, look, touchscreen.

This Streamlabs does work.

Maybe you use the wrong link. It's the one in the chat.

It doesn't work. The fuck? This mouse cost me £100.

Maybe I buy a new mouse, the same one, and then I return it, but I put the broken one in the box and then I keep the new one.

Genius.

Electronics are so dumb that they just break because of a little bit of water. Can send a man to the moon, but they can't stop electronics breaking from a little bit of water. Human technology is shit, isn't it?

Oh no, water, and then it fucking breaks. Piece of shit.

Why don't they just waterproof the circuit boards then? I don't know. Now my mouse doesn't work,

but I got touchscreen.

Yeah, I guess it wasn't a very good idea in hindsight.

I just blow it. Uh, it will probably fix itself. These things usually do.

I don't even care. I don't even use my computer much.

Oh my God.

Hey, Daniel. Oh, wow, thanks.

The only annoying thing about not having a mouse is the trading.

Where's that other mouse I had? Oh, fucking hell.

Why is there so much stuff in the stupid drawers?

Yeah, look at this one. But it's one of those stupid vertical mouses.

Ergonomic? These suck. Is it wireless?

There's no USB. It must be wireless. There's no port thing.

These batteries—

oh.

There's a USB port on the bottom.

That's weird. And it's got batteries, AAA.

Oh, the— oh, that's the wireless dongle.

Wait, does that go on the mouse or in the computer?

Where's that go?

Oh no, it's not a USB port, it's just a hole for storing it. Yeah, well, I knew that, obviously.

Where are my batteries? Uh,

Oh, these are AA. Wait, I had AAA as well.

I don't know where they are.

Oh, oh, fucking hell.

I'm mum mum mum mum. Oh, I know where some— wait, what about this? No,

I think it's in here.

Oh,

I got— yeah.

And then put the dongle— at least this one's actually wireless.

It's working! Oh, it's wireless as well, unlike the stupid Logitech one which is supposed to be wireless but I lost the wireless dongle because it wasn't working even when it was plugged in. Fuck off. But this one's actually wireless. Oh, this is actually nice. Now I've got to get used to this weird

Vertical mouse.

It feels really weird.

And now it's actually wireless. See, sometimes breaking things makes things better.

Look, it's actually wireless.

It's weird. I knew this would come in handy.

Oh, it's even got back buttons. Nice.

Genius all along.

That feels really weird,

but day trade like this,

because you gotta grip it like you pinch it like a crab

to drag, otherwise the whole thing moves.

I've only got about 20 tabs open.

Fucking Logitech piece of rubbish, can't even be washed. I don't know where to put it.

Put it here to dry.

Okay, now what? I need to wash my laptop as well. It's all dusty.

Oh, it

feels really weird, but I like how it's wireless. That's one less cable. I don't even know why I have my mic plugged in anymore. I don't even use it.

Too many wires.

I should buy those wireless mics. No,

no point buying gear for a dead channel.

No

more mics.

There's too much junk everywhere.

I

need to, uh, simplify my setup. Why is this Switch dock here?

When I get my TV, this will be the Switch. Gaming

center.

Smash Samsung.

Desks get so cluttered so fast.

I clean my mouse mat.

Yeah, I might have to sort out those drawers. They're such a mess.

Ah, it keeps getting stuck.

The hell is even in it?

Keyboard. It's all that paper I got for the printer.

500 pieces of paper to print off one label.

Write my book,

my 500-page manifesto.

Uh, I don't know where to put it.

Oh, there's the wireless dongle for the Logitech.

I haven't used this lube yet.

Do you remember? Oh, that's more lube. Jesus, I thought it was aloe vera.

Why did it suddenly go all dark? That was weird.

Got more lube. Jesus, how much lube did you guys send?

Bella Box, waste of

money. Got scammed.

I think I nearly finished one Cryptcent. Those ones were sent by the troll.

He got the Tesco man to bring it. It was— he brought like the big food crate and it just had 2 little bits of lube rolling around in it and the bottle of beer. He must have thought this is weird. It had baby oil and lube. They don't do any like discreet packaging. It's just rolling around in

the food tray.

3, 4, 3 more days until I get rid of these black bags. Thank God.

Setup looking clean.

I'm hungry.

Lunchtime.

I've got— oh, I ate all the bacon.

I've only got pork chops left. I've got no eggs.

I might actually have to go to Tesco.

Is it raining anymore?

It says it's just gonna be windy.

I don't know, I'm like in a not very good mood recently. Don't really feel like doing anything.

When you're in that kind of mood, I feel like it's not a good idea to drive.

I don't know,

I feel like my, my awareness is not as good

when I'm in my can't be bothered mood.

Like, I get road rage more easily.

Let's have pot noodle for lunch.

Might make stir-fry noodles with the pork for dinner.

Yeah, nuked my channel.

It's over.

Done with it.

Doesn't get any views.

When I make a new video, it gets like 3K views.

The best video I've done recently was Do Not Buy Switch 2. My core audience just evaporated.

There's nothing I can make that will get them to come back.

My whole brand recognition and all that, it's just worth nothing.

I'd have a better chance of getting views if I just completely changed my content and ditched the audience like I did with the gaming channel.

Yeah, that's my channel. I renamed it to this bunch of letters.

I just left the Elden Ring stuff up because that actually still gets views

and they're pretty harmless.

I'd only get views now if I clickbait some trending topic. Like the Switch.

I don't have a big core audience anymore.

Maybe I'd get 10K views with some kind of massive life announcement, but I have like 2 of those a year, don't I? It's not sustainable.

The end of an era.

I messaged like 5 cat people. None of them— only one replied, but it says the kittens aren't ready until 3 weeks. I want it now. And the landlord hasn't replied to tell me if I can get one or not.

Well, sorry, I don't really know. I mean, it does cost money, doesn't it? Hundreds of pounds. Plus I would get litter stuff.

And take it to the vet,

getting shots and jabs. Don't know how much that costs.

Don't know, just seems like bit expensive.

Reporting me for what?

Never did anything to animals.

There's a cat adoption center, but they say they need written permission from your landlord that you can get a cat. What if I just fake it? I just write it myself. How do they know?

How do I prove it? I mean, even if he gives me permission, how do I prove that he's my landlord?

They probably— people, they probably had people buy, buy a cat and then came back with it saying they're not allowed to have it. That's probably why.

Do you think he'd be really bothered losing out on $900 a month because I got a little cat? That's ridiculous. Literally everyone here has pets.

62 viewers still making like 120 a day. Like,

I made 125 yesterday.

I don't know why you guys get so overemotional when I nuke my channel.

Why do you think it matters so much to have old videos up? I don't understand the way you guys think.

You start crying like a bunch of babies.

No one even watches it anymore.

It's all old stuff.

Who cares?

You're more attached to it than I am.

You don't even watch the old stuff. Why are you watching 5-year-old videos every day?

That's just kind of weird.

Well, I think it's time for a fresh start.

New beginnings. Out with the old.

I'll leave my best ones up, like No Friends. That one's fine.

It's just all the weird ones, like why I hate my wife,

why women are stupid, that kind of stuff.

I think I don't want those anymore.

I've got Kick income.

I haven't had you— I mean, I've had some YouTube income, like $200.

It's just cuz I delete the old videos doesn't mean I can't go back to YouTube and make new videos. I don't understand why you guys think like this. It's like you think I delete all the old stuff, it means I can never make new stuff. Explain your logic.

Why are you thinking that I can't go back to YouTube just because I deleted the old videos? Because that's what it seems like you think.

The old videos barely make any money.

At most, like $100 a month.

The money comes from new videos and new streams, not from old stuff. You really gotta explain this to me because I just don't get it. Like, you're completely misunderstanding something here. Every time I nuke my channel, everyone's like, well, how are you gonna make money now? As if I made money from the old videos. What, you think

I live off my old videos? I wish.

90% of my income comes from new stuff, not old stuff. Deleting old stuff doesn't mean I can't make new stuff.

No, you don't. You don't need a certain watch time to stay as a YouTube partner. And I'm not getting any watch time from the old videos anyway. You think the old videos get any watch time? No one watches the old fucking videos.

Yeah, but it doesn't get any views. Oh, how many times do I have to say the same thing over and over again? I don't care how many views the old stuff got. It doesn't get any views now.

I don't care if the old stuff got 10 billion views.

It doesn't get views now. That's the whole point.

Obviously the new videos don't get as many views as the old ones. What does that have to do with anything?

You guys make no sense.

I actually kind of like this mouse. It feels weird. Like you're a crab pinching it,

but kind of cool. I never had problems with my wrist hurting with a normal mouse. I don't understand how people have wrist problems.

They should make a mouse that's like a gun handle with a trigger. That would be good for shooting games. And then the mouse buttons like the trigger, so you go, you hold it like that And then you pull the trigger.

How come no one makes that or uses it?

It looks like a shark fin.

Hmm,

weed girl said she fainted and hit her head on a radiator.

Um, I got to seeing caring I'm concerned. What do I say?

Are you okay?

I remember when Crip said she hurt her back. First thing I said is, how does this affect our plans to meet?

I didn't even say, are you okay? Said, okay, but are we still meeting?

How could I do what to you?

Didn't do nothing.

You don't even watch the channel anymore. When was the last time you watched anything?

You guys whining about old videos being deleted, you don't even watch them.

Oh wow, 2 people watch them. Really worth destroying my life over, isn't it?

Well, yeah, I don't go live there because I'm live on Kick. So why does it matter?

It's not a legacy, it's just ruining my life.

Yeah, I still got the memories, I can watch them. I don't really care if anyone else can watch them or not.

No one watches them anyway.

Just look forward to the new content. Endless video game clickbait spam.

No, I really don't foresee making any like life videos.

I don't know what new content Like, I, I moved country, or I can't even— if I move house, I can't even make a video because I don't want to dox myself again.

If I get a new girlfriend, I probably shouldn't make a video about it. She would not be happy if I made a video about her and she found out about it.

See, this is the problem. I can't make a video about any fucking thing because it jeopardizes it.

People don't like being talked about. I don't want to get doxxed again. I don't want to move to another country,

so I don't know what I'm going to make content about.

If I get a job, I'm definitely not talking about it,

so there's nothing to make content about.

The haters and trolls ruined it.

Uh, what should I say?

Said her head is a bit bruised.

I already said, are you okay?

Be careful next time.

No.

Um,

um, fuck.

Oh, sweating bullets. I don't want her to think I don't care.

Maybe dehydrated.

The only time I nearly fainted was in Japan at the supermarket.

But that seems like a narcissist thing to do, doesn't it? Like you just start talking about your own experience,

like you're trying to one-up them. I've been watching narcissist— how to spot a narcissist content so I could avoid doing the things they say they— that they— that the narcissists do.

So I avoid detection because apparently I'm a narcissist.

So now I'm like trying to not do the things that they say that narcissists do. Thanks for helping me avoid detection, losers.

They're like trying to help people to spot narcissists. You're also helping narcissists to avoid being spotted, so suck it, losers.

You'll never catch me.

A narcissist will never admit they did anything wrong. Oh yeah? Well, I'll just admit I did everything wrong without actually meaning it. Sorry.

A narcissist always makes it seem like they're the victim. Oh yeah, well, I'll just make it seem like I was the bad guy and I was wrong.

Uh, I need to say something more caring. What should I say?

I don't want to sound like, oh, don't you have a chair, blah blah blah, like I'm telling her off.

Like, why didn't you do this? Why didn't you do that?

No. I hope you feel better soon.

Increase empathy by 12%.

Oh, I hate it when people get hurt. Like when the Korean woman fell off the bicycle and hurt her arm, I was like, oh shit,

what do I do? I said, are you okay? Obviously she's not okay.

What can you do?

Rub it better. Obviously she's got to go to the doctor.

What would I want someone to say if it was me?

I don't know.

I don't want them to tell me to go to the doctor because it's annoying. They start nagging at you about going to the doctor.

What if it's a shit test to see how caring I am?

I can't bring up how it would affect us meeting because that seems like I only care about myself.

Shouldn't tell her what to do, like go to the doctor.

Shouldn't keep asking why it happened because it sounds like I'm trying to— I don't know.

Change topic.

This shouldn't be this hard. Well, after you've been dumped repeatedly over 15 years for not caring, then yeah, this freaks me the fuck out.

One of my biggest weak points is people accuse me of not caring about other people.

Okay, I think I've done well.

Oh God,

did my channel get hacked? It looks like that, doesn't it?

I might rename it to I Hate You All.

I have no idea what you're talking about. What girl came back? No girl left. No one went to the hospital.

I was depressed yesterday because it was raining, probably.

Spanish girl wants to meet next week.

I hope she doesn't want to be my girlfriend though. It could be troublesome.

I don't know if I like it.

I mean, I don't really know what she looks like. I've seen a couple pictures and they all look kind of different. One's obviously like a filter or makeup, and then there's another one that looks more realistic, and that's probably what she actually looks like,

but it's hard to tell from a static 2D image. I can't just say, oh, can you send me a video? And what if she's ugly? Then I say, sorry, not interested.

Everyone said you got dumped. Well, unless I said it, then it, it's not true.

I didn't get dumped. How can I get dumped if I'm not dating anyone?

I think I did well. I showed that I cared. I asked about her well-being and I wished her a good day. I didn't nag or give advice.

I didn't make it about myself. I think I did good.

Are you okay? I need to practice that. What? Are you okay? Are you okay? Are you okay? Are you okay?

Are you okay?

I'm practicing my empathy.

What? Are you okay?

I'm hungry.

My mum used to get so triggered when she came back from work and then I go downstairs saying I'm hungry.

She'd be like, get your own fucking food, I'm fucking tired. 30-year-old can't make his own food. All I said was I'm hungry. Food rage.

My sister said she gets mad because she thinks you want her to make you food, and I'm like, no, I don't. I'm just saying I'm hungry. I'm gonna make my own food.

Yeah, I used to be very vocal before my mom started yelling at me, so then I stopped talking.

I don't know, I was just like announcing my feelings. I'm hungry, I need the toilet. I'm not whining at you, like I'm not asking you to do anything.

It's pretty normal. Like in Japanese, you say, "Ah, hara heta, onaka suita." People just say it all the time. Why get triggered about it?

Imagine Chira going to me, "Ah, hara heta," and I go, "Shut the fuck up! Make your own fucking food, idiot!" This is weird. I don't know why my mum's like that.

Oh, thanks for subbing.

So generous.

One time me and my mum had an argument because she came back from work and I said, I'm hungry. Can you believe that? She's like, oh, oh, stupid fucking bastard. And then she starts swearing at me.

You can't say anything

or you get raged at.

She starts calling you a bastard.

A fucking bastard. That's her favorite insult. Fucking bastard.

Useless fucking bastard. Imagine getting called that by your mom over years and years and years,

but then everyone says that you're the bad son.

That's the most infuriating thing, is that everyone, everyone thinks I'm the bad son and I'm horrible and I'm ungrateful.

I never start like insulting her. I only insult her as a reaction. I don't start it,

but I do things that trigger her, obviously. But I'm not doing it on purpose,

just me being me.

But she gets triggered over weird stuff.

Yeah, well, now you know where I get it from. I get triggered too, and then I rage at chat.

At least I'm not your mom.

I'm just some random streamer. Not like I'm your dad or mom or anything.

Use humor to deflect her aggression.

I don't really know how.

What happens is she'll say something horrible, but I will say something horrible back. And then she shouts, but I can shout louder and more furiously. So then I win the fight, and then she goes all quiet and acts like she's the victim,

because I can bang stuff and shout and swear more than she can.

And then she goes all quiet and like acts like she's the victim. It's weird.

One time I smashed the glass. I got so angry, I smashed it in the sink and the thing just exploded.

I don't have the self— I don't have the patience or the self-control to just walk away. I get so mad.

The best thing to do is just remove yourself from the situation completely, which is why I don't want to go back to my mom's house.

Can't live like that.

Can't live in a toxic environment.

It's horrible.

But everyone will just give the same advice. You gotta just move out, gotta stop depending on her.

So really it's all up to me, isn't it? I just gotta do whatever it takes to get the bills paid.

I guess it's called growing up.

Not controlling my anger issues has gotten me in trouble on YouTube and streaming.

It's been a bit of a wake-up call.

Yeah, maybe I do have anger issues.

You should have seen me in that Apple Hotel in Japan. I went nuts, trashed the place. I got that scar on my knuckle now, forever,

to remind me. Look at that.

I got blood everywhere.

Can't believe that scar. It wasn't even deep or anything. I got scars all over my— look, there's a scar there on that knuckle.

I didn't realize how many scars I got on my knuckles from punching things. In a fit of rage.

I don't know why I got so angry at that Apple Hotel. At first it was just nonstop giving me silent treatment, getting mad at me. I lost it.

I don't know why it became like that. We were quite happy when we saw each other again at Narita Airport.

It was supposed to be a happy time.

We were at Tokyo Tower and everything was fine, and then I took her to Roppongi Hills.

I don't know why, along the way going there, I said something that upset her, and then she gave me silent treatment, and I was like, what the fuck, why am I getting silent treatment?

I just remember she asked me, what does Roppongi mean? And I was like, I don't know.

I just said I don't know. She didn't like it when I said I don't know, but I don't know.

I don't know. Roppongi means 6 trees, doesn't it? Maybe because there's 6 trees there.

And then we went to McDonald's at Roppongi Hills and we just sat there in silence.

It was so miserable.

I think it happens when

you realize you don't really like being with that person and they catch on to it.

Like, you can't really hide it anymore that you don't really want to be with them,

and then the natural ending to that relationship happens.

And then we had another standoff at Ueno. We were on the Ueno Bridge, just like standing there staring at each other.

Because she said she'll get me a drink, but then I said, but that's my money because my money's in your Suica, and then she got mad.

Yeah, well, I was still a bit upset because she was making thousands of dollars in America and expected me to pay for everything like usual, so I was getting a little bit annoyed.

With how unwilling she was to get her purse out.

I did not like that.

She was making good money in America, only gave me like $100,

but we had fights about money before, so I didn't want to bring it up. Thai women want you to pay for everything. Because they want to be a princess.

But that kind of pisses me off.

I would say, oh, it's British culture to split 50/50. And then she goes, oh yeah, what about your sister? I said, yeah, they split 50/50. I don't know, I just made it up.

I'm pretty sure my sister chips in to pay— help pay the mortgage.

But in Thailand, the man's supposed to pay everything, and then the woman, even if she works, gets to keep all her money and like pay off her own debts and doesn't use it to help contribute to the bills. I think it's fucked up.

Supposed to be a team. But they just think of themselves, themselves. Like, she only hoards her money so she can pay off her own debt instead of helping me to pay the bills. And then I'm expected to pay all the bills and all the holidays and the hotels. Triggered me.

I don't want to be with a girl like that

unless you— she's got to be extremely hot. For me to put up with that.

Even then, it would drive me a bit crazy.

Japanese women are great. Chihiro was never like that, always 50/50 split, fair. I've never had a Japanese girlfriend who was like, you got to pay everything. Fasa was the only girlfriend who was ever like that.

Japanese women are very, very fair when it comes to that stuff.

I felt a bit like I was being used, I guess,

financially.

Yeah, we had a lot of fights about rent and money. I had another one at Central World about money.

I was moaning again about splitting the rent, and she was like, if I have to pay rent, then I'm going to leave. She threatened to leave me if I made her split the rent.

And then she wanted me to pay for a car as well, like pay for the car repairs.

I said no, put my foot down. She had a tantrum again,

wanted me to pay for petrol as well.

That relationship wasn't easy.

I don't see why your car should be my responsibility.

Yeah, that relationship was just fucked.

Money was the biggest problem.

Oh well.

I'm not saying the Toki Tom video was bad, it's just would worry a little bit about getting recognized because of it.

Too late now though, 2 million people have seen it.

Well, I'm just worried if it like pops up somewhere.

I don't think I really look like the thumbnail picture anymore because that's quite an old picture.

If I change my hairstyle and don't wear glasses, probably won't look like me anymore. I think my hairstyle has changed a lot since then because it's a lot shorter now, but I still got like the froppy fringe.

Hi.

I just feel frustrated with myself. I keep performing so badly in every relationship.

Why is it so hard?

I keep hoping the next one will be better. And then it's not.

I keep trying to analyze what went wrong and seeing if I could have done better.

No, I'm talking about Vassa.

I don't know how Thai women think it's okay for the man to pay for everything even when she's working as well.

If she's not working, she has to stay at home to look after the kids, then I get it. But if you're both working

It's not really fair. I'm expected to pay for everything and then she just gets to spend her money on her own stuff.

Unless I'm way older, I don't know if like I got a girlfriend who's like 10 years younger

and I'm much financially better off than she is, then maybe I'll be like her sugar daddy and

it'll be okay

and it will make me feel good, like masculine. I don't know, maybe because Blaster was older than me.

I don't have any food. I only got pot noodle.

Let's go shopping.

Maybe tomorrow.

Name one much better noodle.

Nice about the tom yum noodles.

The other problem is women want to see you perform acts of kindness to strangers. They like to, they like to judge how you react, how you engage, interact with strangers to see if you're kind.

You gotta watch out for that too.

Because I'm pretty awkward,

so I'm not very good at dealing with social interactions.

It might seem rude.

I'm just not overly friendly to strangers.

Going to a restaurant and ordering stuff as well.

A normal Japanese man would be like, "すいません," and then call over the waiter and have a big voice and order it. I'm scared to raise my hand and say "すいません." I would never bring a girl to a restaurant unless it's one of those places with a tablet or the button.

Japanese men, they're like so confident, big voice.

I'd hope the woman does it for me when I'm in Japan. Like, Chihiro would just do all the ordering for me and the talking, and it seems like it makes sense because I'm not Japanese.

So my excuse should be I'm not Japanese, so don't really know how to order.

Yeah, I hate sitting at the table and having to wave the waiter over.

So awkward.

I think they're definitely looking at how you interact with people.

I mean, I'm looking at how they interact with people too.

Like, I thought Indian girl was a bit bitchy to that guy at the museum. This young guy came up to us, asked if we would fill out a survey.

She kept, I don't know, looking at me and then laughing and then looking back at him,

and I was thinking, what's so funny? He's just doing his job.

Yeah, it was a bit annoying, I guess.

Like, she had her arms folded and she kept laughing.

It was like a, can you believe this, kind of laugh. Like that, like sighing and stuff, the attitude. I didn't like that.

And then Gamer Girl was really friendly to everyone, but she talked like a granny.

In the little village outside of Tyneshill Castle, they had like a craft shop where it was like a town hall, like a village hall. And then you had old women with the tables selling the stuff they've made, like knitted, sewn stuff. We went in there and the gamer girl started chatting to this old lady. Don't know, it

just sounded like 2 old women talking to each other,

like, oh, these are ever so lovely. Even her voice sounded like granny.

Slightly nasal.

I thought, how are you in your 20s?

I don't know, she spoke like an old person, used words like lovey and My dear. Like, you're welcome, my dear.

That's no problem, lovely.

I sound like my grandmother

and she's like 26.

Indian girl was kind of bitchy, and then gamer girl was just too nice.

Oh, thanks for subbing. So generous. I think I'm getting better at showing gratitude.

Gamer Girl got me a fork. So I went to look for a fork, I couldn't find it. So then she got up, said, oh, I'll, I'll ask for you.

I can't be bothered asking someone for a fork, I just use my fingers.

No, I wouldn't make more money doing Every.

After expenses, I made maybe £700 on Every in a month. I make £700 in a week on Kick currently.

Before, I was making £1,000 a week, but now my viewers are down.

Averaging about 70 viewers, I can make about £90 a day.

So maybe one viewer is worth £1 because it's like I'm— I get 80 viewers, I make about £90, £80 to £90 in the day.

It's safe to say one viewer is worth about a pound.

There were people on Sam's stream complaining about $4 an hour KCIP. Why is theirs so low? Is it because they barely get any viewers?

I'm getting like $12 an hour still.

Maybe because I'm still in the introductory sweet zone before they bump me down $4 an hour. $4 an hour? I'd go back to fucking YouTube. 12-hour stream times $4 is like $50. I make more than that on YouTube streams.

Or similar, but I don't stream 12 hours on it. I do like 4 or 5 hours. I make the same on YouTube for half the streaming time. I'd go back to YouTube straight away

if I ever drop below— if my streams only start making below 60, I'm going back to YouTube because I don't need to stream on YouTube for 12 hours to make $60.

I had a better work-life balance then because I could make videos in the morning, OnlyFans in the afternoon, livestream in the evening.

Now I have to stream all day.

But I need to reach my financial goal,

£15,000 end of the year,

because if I'm gonna be a market investor

I can't say I'm a market investor with just $2,000 invested.

I want to be like, oh yeah, I just, I just got $20K invested, not much.

People would be like, wow, how do you have so much money?

Oh, I just understand how the markets work.

I think I have learned a lot though.

I think I've done pretty well in the markets if you ignore the 2 massive catastrophic fails.

Apart from that, I've done pretty well.

I deserve some credit.

I had crypto before. Unfortunately, I sold it too early. And now I feel like I can't really buy back in.

I sold my Ethereum at $2.7K, now it's nearly at $5K. Oh my God.

Yeah, well, my new portfolio can't fail. It's got gold.

Gold's gonna do well. And I got S&P 500. That's a classic one. And bit of financials.

No meme stocks.

I got greedy. I thought I could get like a 100x gain.

It's a marathon, not a sprint.

Gotta build it slowly, not just all in on some stupid meme stock.

Well, that's why I'm not going all in. I'm slowly deploying my money, so if it does cash crash, I've got cash to buy the dip.

I'm experienced now,

and I get 4% daily interest whilst I hold my cash.

So uninvested, I get 4% interest.

Whilst waiting for the dip.

Can't wait for next year, see how my portfolio does.

I think my previous portfolio did well. I had China, gold, and Tesla.

China did really well. It just took a couple years. China's still doing really well apparently. I don't follow it anymore.

So what happened was my portfolio peaked at £30,000. It crashed down to as low as £6,000, but I managed to rebuild it back up to £10,000 after nearly 5 years because I had much less money to invest with now. I couldn't really

make back what I lost. With such a tiny amount.

How'd that happen? Because everything I owned was like a meme stock— BNGO and NEO.

No,

I haven't finished any of the vapes.

I don't know how long they last.

Well, I don't do single stocks anymore. Back then I thought I could pick stocks like Warren Buffett. Now I just stick to ETFs.

Apart from Barrick Gold, that was kind of stupid. Although I was right though, Barrick Gold's done really well. Barrick Gold's up like 50%. Now I just stick to swing trading ETFs.

I've got the iShares physical gold ETF. That's my biggest holding now.

Yeah, I don't know how I wasn't more depressed when I lost all that money. I think because my YouTube and OnlyFans were still doing well, I could easily just make the money back, so I wasn't too bothered.

I actually kind of like this mouse.

Oh wait, why is it not working?

Oh, you gotta press a button. Oh, it goes into like sleep mode. It's cool it uses AAA batteries, don't need to charge it.

They should put phones— they should put batteries in phones, AAA, and then you just change them.

I still don't know how you get addicted to this stuff.

I guess it does relax me a little bit.

Don't you think I'd be addicted by now?

Not addicted at all.

I don't know, I mean, you do it for the nicotine, don't you? But why do you have to intake the nicotine in such a stupid way in your lungs? Can't they just make like a sweetie and you suck it?

Because surely the nicotine itself isn't that bad, it's the smoke or the vapor in your lungs.

Why don't they make like nicotine candy?

Why did I get into it? I don't know, someone bought me vapes, so I thought I'd give it a try.

Why

not?

Please don't buy me any cigarettes.

The smoking arc. The next post comes, it's like a box of Cuban cigars.

No more beerus. Ah, my table looks so empty now.

Alcoholic arc over.

I made £6 already in my daily interest on the stocks and shares ISA.

Pretty good.

My stomach's churning. Does it not like the pot noodle? Pot noodle not up to your liking? Moon was

funny. She said, do you want to— do you want some selfies? And I said, okay. And she sent me a bunch of selfies. I just opened it, didn't say anything. And she goes, selfies not up to your liking?

I said, no, they're great.

The way she confronts you if you don't say anything was funny. Memes not funny? You know, they're hilarious.

She sent me a bunch of selfies like this,

like that, after she got out the sauna from the gym.

I don't know what to say, like, oh, looking good.

Looking good.

I did 40 push-ups this morning. I don't know why I keep stopping at 30 when I can do more.

I can actually do 40.

Maybe they weren't proper full-formed push-ups though.

Whatever.

Do

you think it's weird if someone smokes and instead of inhaling it They inhale it up through their nose from their mouth.

Would you think they're retarded? Because I can't inhale it through my mouth, it makes me choke.

How is it even different?

Well, if I get nose cancer,

I'd be like the ghoul in Fallout.

If you don't have a nose, does it mean you can't smell anymore and then you can't taste food?

That would suck.

My Malaysian granddad, he died age 50-something from throat cancer from smoking.

He created over 30 people. 7 kids, probably like 15 grandkids, and then the grandkids had kids.

That's why you have a lot of kids, in case one doesn't have any of their own kids.

If I was an only child, My dad's bloodline would have ended with me.

Seems pretty easy to get views on Instagram.

One of my reels has 15,000 views on it, but how do you get any money?

I wish my stomach would shut up.

Wow, wow, wow, wow.

嗯。

4,000 watch time hours.

How many watch time hours do you need to maintain?

I got 374 watch time hours on my last stream. On YouTube. Just do a couple YouTube streams.

I got 2,000 watch time hours in the previous month on YouTube.

Where did it come from?

It mostly came from the I found an iPhone video, and then why I hated being married in Japan, which is three years old. I don't know why that video started getting views.

Four thousand. I'll just do like 5 live streams.

No, I got to do 10 live streams.

Who do I switch to, really? You get.

1,000 hours watch time on that Switch 2 video.

Let's clickbait some tech. That'll give me 1,000 watch time hours, wouldn't it?

So I need 4,000 hours of watch time in 6 months.

Isn't that really easy?

That's like 2 streams a month.

That's such a dumb rule.

Watch last,

last 90 days, I got 6,000 hours watch time on gaming channel and

I've got 31,000 watch time hours on main channel.

Hmm,

I feel like I really should have made a Metal Gear Solid video.

Kind of too late now.

Wait for the next trending thing.

My 3K viewed videos got about 400 watch time hours, so I'd have to make 10 of those, wouldn't I?

In six months, that's like one point video, one point five videos a month.

Well,

if I make a video called Why I Reported Turkey Tom, that might get some views.

My warning to Turkey Tom: you have 48 hours to respond.

My message to Turkey Tom:

Hello and welcome back to a new video. So as some of you may have realized,

let's start recording now.

Oh, spasm.

I don't think Tokutom cares. He's already made his money. Got 2 million views, didn't he?

He only has to blur my face. He can still have the video.

He's already blurred out some of it.

Well,

Borderlands 4, maybe I make a video about that. That seems like the next big one.

12th of September.

As an avid fan of Borderlands who's played all of them and finished them, I knew I just had to play Escape.

嗯。

Watch time farming. I'll just do all— how many hours do I get from an all-day livestream on YouTube?

I'll do a sleep stream too. Wait, do I have the stats on that 3-day stream I did?

That should be interesting.

It should still be that.

Oh, here it is. 56 hours. Oh, it doesn't set— oh, what? Lifetime. I've got 7,000 watch time hours on that 3-day stream.

Yeah, but then I miss out 3 days of Kick unless I do multi-streaming. Then I lose 50% of my Kick. But then if 50— if half the people on Kick, not on YouTube, I won't get the watch time hours.

Well, I've got to do like a 24-hour YouTube stream.

Would probably get me 2K watch hours.

I need 4,000 watch time hours in the last 6 months.

Might be easier to just make videos.

It takes me like 30 minutes to make a video. Maybe I just spend the morning making a quick video and then I go live on Kick.

I only make, I don't know, $12 for 1 hour on Kick.

I feel so lazy now.

What have I done to the channel? Gutted it. It's dead.

What should I rename it? I don't like hiding in my room anymore. Hiding in my house.

Channel name Jason.

Jason Bored,

spelled B-O-R-D.

What should my new channel name be?

Tech Zone UK.

Don't

know,

really.

Expert.

Logistic area. Oh, hell, hell.

Ah, who cares? This stupid Channel name, whatever.

Can't really answer that, Rainbow. Definitely the same as usual.

I don't want to call my channel now.

Expert

zone.

Expert zone reviews.

EZR.

Pretty good.

No more hiding in my room.

No, I'm not starting a new channel. That's stupid.

That channel, Expert Zone Reviews.

Something wrong with me. Hello, welcome back to a new video. So today we're talking about the Switch 2. I just got my brand new Switch 2 yesterday, and as someone who's had the original Switch, the Switch Lite, the Switch OLED, old game library handheld with much better performance and much better graphics, it's not really that impressive anymore

to be able to play Cyberpunk on a handheld. It's impressive.

I can't believe that's my highest viewed video in the whole year.

Such rubbish.

Oh, oh God, I'm bored.

嗯。

Is there nothing coming out soon?

A Grand Tits Adventure. What's that? Grand Tits Adventure. Do not buy. Not enough tits.

Maybe I get the iPhone 17, I might get some views.

The only time I get views with iPhone is when I compare it to my old iPhone, but do not buy never works.

Weird, isn't it?

If I search iPhone,

highest viewed iPhone video I made was 20,000 views. iPhone 12 versus iPhone 15 comparison.

It only got 780 watch time hours.

Yeah, I played Hollow Knight before.

Don't really like it.

Some videos on my gaming channel maybe I should take down. Pictures of my ex-girlfriend.

嗯。

My exercise.

Huh.

Ah, got no strength.

Oh no.

Some days you just don't have the energy for some reason.

Daniel isn't talking anymore. Talk about what? There's nothing to fucking talk about, is there?

Why don't you do the talking? I'm finished. Can't be bothered.

Go out where? In the rain? No thanks. Why would I quit the stream when I'm making money?

I don't need to go Tesco. Go tomorrow.

I don't want to build a table.

I don't know what to talk about.

Oh, not sweet.

Whenever I go out, I drop down to 50 viewers when I'm driving,

and then I've got to pay parking or go shopping and spend money. And walking around outside doesn't get me more viewers, so what's the point?

And the weather's not even good.

Maybe if the weather was good, I'd enjoy it.

What's the point spending money to do stuff and then I get the exact same viewer count? Compared to when I do nothing.

Might

do some gardening.

The weather is just so shit here. That's what's really making me depressed. It fucking rains every fucking day,

or it's really windy.

That's what I hate most about this place.

It's not even cold, it's just windy.

How did this grow back so quickly?

No, Jan, none of that happened. Everything you said was false.

Don't know where you got your info from.

No one canceled, no one found Turkey Tom video.

You guys really should stop reading the subreddit because it's just all wrong.

I don't know why you check that website.

I didn't say anyone cancelled last night. I don't know what you're talking about.

A Spanish girl just rescheduled.

Ah, it's not nice being outside. It's so windy.

Can't even cut my lawn.

Oh, it's cold. Oh, not nice out there. Cold and windy.

嗯。

Just posting the wrong link. Oh, I thought I fixed it last time.

Um.

It should be

hiding in my room slash tip.

Ah, that's weird. Why is it doing the YouTube link?

Huh.

Oh my

God.

Oh, sorry.

I think I fixed it.

It should be

hiding in my room forward slash tips,

not Daniel Hima. Forward slash tips.

I wonder why it changed back on its own.

I'm not going back to Japan. I don't know how many times I have to say it. I don't care about Japan anymore.

It's nothing to talk about. Talk about what?

Talk about the same 4 exes over and over and over again.

If I had inheritance money, I'd buy a house and do exactly what I'm doing now.

Nothing at all. I'd get a girlfriend, I'd keep her secret because you fucking idiots keep ruining everything for me.

If anything interesting does happen, I'm not even gonna say anything about it.

So don't complain to me about not talking about stuff. When I talk about it, you ruin it for me.

It's your own fault, really.

So this is what you get.

I have no motivation to talk about anything really,

apart from stuff that happened long, long ago.

This is just a taste of what's to come.

Next I'll move out and I'll stream in a little corner and you won't see anything. I'll just be sitting in the corner staring into space doing nothing.

There's nothing to say and nothing I can say. And the thing I want to say,

and I'm doing nothing, so there's nothing to talk about, and I got no plans for the future. This is it.

I'm done.

Just Tesco cooking exercise.

If there's actually something I'm excited about, I wouldn't talk about it because every time I do, it gets ruined, doesn't it?

Couldn't even play with the cat without getting in trouble.

In terms of salary, we've indeed set salary expectations from the start. Why do I get 5% cashback on everything I buy? Because I buy everything on my Amex Cashback Everyday credit card.

This Donkey Kong game looks so stupid.

What a stupid game.

Donkey Kong Bonanza

rubbish.

Yeah, if things were like how they were before, I'd love to tell you about this massive secret that I just discovered, but I can't.

I'd go to jail, and then you have no content, would you?

Yeah, I'll tell you when I'm 85 and I'm about to die.

They can't arrest me when I'm on my deathbed, can they?

I'd be plugged into ICU with a ventilator. I'd be like, arrest me then, bitch. I'll die in the police car.

No, I can't tell you anytime.

Not saying nothing.

I guess you just gotta wait

40 years.

Suspend is still playing golf.

The problem with streaming is it locks you into this state of paralysis. Like, I can't do anything whilst I'm streaming. But if I was not streaming, I might come up with plans and like look up stuff or buy something. When I'm streaming, I can't do anything because I don't know, like, the mental state doesn't allow it.

My brain chemistry just seems to change when I'm streaming.

Maybe if I didn't stream, I'd come up with some ideas.

Then I'm losing out on money.

I actually really like this mice— mouse. It's kind of nice the way you hold it vertically.

I probably won't even go back to my wet mouse.

The only way to fix it would be if I got a girlfriend who knows about the channel, but no girl wants to date me,

and I wouldn't risk— I mean, even if she wanted to, I would say no.

Unless I just didn't care at all about the girl, then maybe I'll just use it for content. But if I didn't care about them, then I wouldn't get with them.

I don't have a plan for the future.

I'm just trying to save as much money as I can, prepare for the next calamity.

I gotta do some stupid YouTube streams so I don't lose my partnership.

I've gotta get 4,000 watch hours in 6 months.

Even when I was on the phone with Venus, I didn't even get more viewers, did I? Same as usual.

啊。

Stupid wind keeps triggering my motion detection camera.

Blowing leaves.

Now it's really sensitive, but before it didn't even pick up a few cars coming in and out. Like when the police car came, it didn't record it.

I reset the camera. Now it's recording every little movement. Weird, isn't it?

I'll go to Tesco tomorrow.

Been feeling very down. It's the rain, I'm telling you. As soon as it started raining, I became very moody.

I'm very sensitive to the

weather.

Venus Bamjelic.

She's boring anyway. All she does is say racist stuff and then do drugs and get drunk. That's her whole character.

Yeah, I blocked Venus.

She kept tagging me, insulting me.

She's just a dirty foul-mouthed girl.

She needs a spanking.

No, I can't talk about anything. Even if I did something cool, like, I don't know, I learned to become an ambulance driver, stupid fucking idiots start reporting me to the hospital, wouldn't they?

They just report me to anything and everything I do, so I can't even talk about anything.

So haters won, didn't they? They shut me down.

Congrats.

I don't make enough money to make it worth it.

Maybe I'd get a cat, but the landlord's not replying.

Been 3 days now.

Getting a cat's annoying as well. Not many of them are available now. You gotta wait weeks because you're not allowed to sell a kitten until it's been weaned off the mother, so it's got to be over 9 weeks old. Also, it costs hundreds of

£100-ish for the kitten, and then I gotta get stuff like litter tray, food. Might have to go to the vet as well.

What's it called, cat?

Well,

they can report me, but there's no evidence, is there? What are they going to report me for

unless I actually abused it on camera, which I wouldn't?

So yeah, even if I got a cat, I'd keep that secret too, wouldn't I?

Everything has to be secret now.

So don't blame me.

Twitter iPhone 17 Pro leak. There's a picture that's probably hit your timeline at least by now of a guy caught in public with an iPhone 17 development model out in the wild. He's got an unskinned phone and he's got this like, you know, phone in a case, which typically is how employees have to test these thumbs that

I've shown off the new design, which is how

Vomit content. That's all you're gonna get.

Hmm. Hmm.

Hmm. Hmm. Hmm.

Hmm.

I've got Sunday, Monday, Tuesday to get my Kick earnings up for Thursday payout. I've got electricity and rent due.

And then rest of September for the money to stack.

嗯嗯嗯嗯。

Oh.

Last time I felt good was when I was buying some things for the house, like my shower shampoo holder, and then things went downhill.

What happened?

The stupid electric box door keeps flapping open. Why doesn't it shut?

And stay shut.

Why don't you shut your mouth, idiot? Oh, I could make cheese toasties.

Better not be moldy.

Why do they make it so hard to get the cheese out?

Oh my God, fucking plastic.

I hate plastics. The more you pull it, the more it just stretches. It doesn't tear. It's so stupid.

Now I know what ice Poseidon feels like.

Can't do anything. Stupid troll.

Human beings really are disgusting species.

Hateful, jealous, shitty fucking creatures.

I can't just let someone make some content without having to meddle.

I'm

cold.

Summer's over. That was it. Looks rubbish. Call that a summer?

Wet farts that are hotter than that.

Shit UK summer. Rain every day.

The new phone.

Followers are just trolls that got banned.

It's not like they're new people.

As if I get new viewers.

Should make it so if they subscribe, then they can chat straight away if they want to Blow 5 times.

Don't know how you do that.

All the keys blew off. What? Are

you fucking joking?

Oh, what?

The cheese blew off the bread. I can't believe that.

I can't even make a cheese toastie. The stupid fan blew the cheese off.

Now there's all melted cheese at the bottom.

Unbelievable. Can't even make cheese fucking toasty.

If I cut thicker slices, it'll be heavier.

What kind of dumb cheese is that?

No, I didn't ban Dante.

You guys are so paranoid now. You're like, oh, did Deban me! Oh, my blocks!

Look, I can hear it. What was that? I thought I heard cheese blow off. I think the cheese being thicker makes it not blow off.

Blow off your backside.

Only thing to do is make food and clean.

Housewife simulator.

It's not really that much different to when I was in Japan, is it? What did I even talk about? X this, X that, and Chihiro this and Chihiro that.

It's just annoying because when there's interesting stuff happening, I want to talk about it, but I can't.

Interesting stuff happened back then, I could talk about it.

Yeah, I just had to cut the cheese thicker. I made it too thin, it blew away.

Now it smells like fish now because I cooked the salmon in it yesterday.

The Sims is so boring. It's just like a virtual dollhouse, isn't it? That's why girls like it. You just make some people and you put them in a house and you watch them do stuff. It's so boring. You can't even control them directly. You gotta tell them what to do.

Every time a girl says, oh, I love video games, it's always Sims or Stardew Valley

or some stupid anime game like Genshin Impact. They got the worst taste in games.

Never even bothered to bring up gaming with girls because I know exactly what they're gonna say. Oh, Sims, Minecraft.

Who was that girl that kept saying Minecraft is the best game ever? Oh, the Indian girl. Minecraft's shit. It's just Lego. I'd rather play Lego.

And there is what, shit anime as well? Like, I don't know, high school blah blah, whatever.

That's full of melted cheese.

People really suck.

Lunch number 2,

brownies. Oh, look at this stupid fucking door grabbing me now. Get the fuck off my sleeve.

Can't even walk in my house without that stupid door grabbing me.

Get the fuck off.

Oh,

it

tastes like fish.

Kind

of salty.

I'm not going to clean the air fryer every single time I use it.

Mm,

cheddar is kind of salty.

Why does the cheese in the cheese and onion crisps taste better than actual cheese?

No, I'm not a big fan of cheese unless it's fake cheese.

I don't know why Chris loves it so much.

Cheese board does sound a bit like Chris Broad.

Maybe that's why he likes it. Chris is always going on about cheese boards. He orders the cheese board at his own bar and then the waiter comes out and it's just a bowl of little cheese cubes with some biscuits.

Call that a cheese board? This is a bowl of cheese and biscuits.

At least put it on an actual board.

Cheese is too salty and strong, too concentrated.

Uh, butter on top. It's already really heavy and rich. Butter would just make it— make me vomit.

I like those French creamy cheeses you put on top of a Jacob's cracker,

gooey and soft.

Yeah, my mood's getting better.

I hate it when it's raining.

Oh,

oh, oh, uh.

嗯。

I should probably take that electrical

Door shut.

It keeps banging out there.

Time for some DIY. Daniel it yourself.

No.

Easy.

It's a stupid noise. Shut up, fucking idiot.

Smells

like

fish and cheese.

More than this cheeseboard.

What time is it? 3 o'clock. Coffee and cupcakes in 1 hour.

That's my routine,

uh, halfway through the day.

The biggest thing I want to get through is rent day,

then I can start stacking again. I hate the first week of the month, don't make any gains.

Just imagine 8K savings.

Oh, got 7, 7 days until rent day. Tomorrow's electricity day,

and then after the 7th, it's Clear sailing to 8K,

and then all my problems will be solved.

Happiness will resume.

Look, YouTube thinks I'm going to actually answer the stupid survey correctly. I'm just going to randomly click on whatever and then press submit.

Have fun with your inaccurate data, fucktards. This will last for 8 hours. This won't last for— that's what he sounds like. Benefits you're getting over the original Meta Ray-Bans is longer battery life, and the other big benefit you're getting is 3K video recording. Did you hear that? Did you hear all those noises? Because I did. There's speakers

in here. But before I get a bit too lost in the AI sauce here, let's take a physical tour of these glasses. So on the front, let's just start with these lenses. Okay. I want to start right off with these because people are saying that they make things like HD in the world. They're polarized. Okay. And they

have this kind of like gold tint on them. What they do is they basically— Yeah, but they look stupid. Any glare from the sun or light sources so that you can see things clearer than you would if there was a bunch of glare in your face. So that is one way in which it could make things clearer.

Uh, the other way is through this like chromatic— some kind of color filter, which does make some colors pop a little bit more. Green on plants and stuff. Over here, that tells— you can do So many good photos, but probably a pretty good location for that. Honestly, most of my audio comes out through my nose. On this

side, we have the Oakley logo, and then over here there's a touchpad that you can tap to pause or play whatever music or audio you have going on, and swipe forward to volume. Can't they make them look a bit more normal? Down. Did I get that right? There's like a small pin. Hole in the Oakley logo. Oh,

so there is. Oh, that's another microphone. Oakley is listening. Okay, apparently there's a 5-mic array on this thing. That's way more microphones than I thought there would ever be. On the bottom, you have these 2 microphones as well. So you got 1, 2, 3, 4 in the Oakley logos, and then your nose hole is the last, the

least important one. Okay, so you can just take that out of the video. While we're looking at the bottom here, you've got speaker grilles, uh, one here, one there, and then you also have 2 on the top of the arms. And then on the top here we have the capture button. So you click that once to take

a photo, hold it to take a video, tap it again to stop. Oh, and this is— people who hate being recorded are gonna love this, aren't they? They don't tell you to use that really, but you can like Switch it off and switch it on manually like that. I don't think they want you to do that though

because they want control. They want to know what you're doing at all times. Mark, Mark just cares about you. And on this side there's the notification LED. You saw it was green there for a second. Can do a livestream from it. How long does this battery last? Can't be that long. The arms feel a little bit chunkier

than a normal pair of glasses, but they don't. Weight-wise, if you told me there was no electronics in here, I may believe you.

That reminds me, I want to cancel my Canva subscription.

£13 a month.

And it's passed. It's passed with flying colors. The most controversial thing about these on the initial kind of walkthrough is just their overall shape and the way that they look and the color. Full disclosure, I went on a vacation recently and I, I was going to try these out. I didn't. Why? Because they look— I, I don't

want to be walking around with my family looking like this. No offense, you know, if this is your look, but it's not mine. If you look at the product branding, it makes a little bit more sense for some of these these kind of like border, border dudes. You're in like the extreme sports world and, you know, it's

all about kind of like these funky wacky glasses. If they were black, it would look okay. So it's like you're not gonna get that many. Just paint it black. But that's what they're— that's who they're targeting. This is supposed to be like for the active crowd. The original Ray-Bans are just kind of like, you know, normal sunglasses

any, any old schmuck could wear. Remember I got Chihiro Ray-Ban sunglasses for a Christmas present? She got me an iPad Pro keyboard, Magic Keyboard, and then she chucked it in the bin. She bought it for my Christmas present and I cheated and she chucked it in the bin.

You remember I went back to the apartment when she was at work and then I took a bunch of her stuff and I was like, you took my stuff, I'm gonna take your stuff. Took a bunch of her earrings and necklaces.

I was gonna trash her apartment, then I thought maybe not. I was gonna pour water down her TV. I was gonna jizz on her bed and just leave it there.

So I went, I let myself into the apartment when she wasn't there, and I waited for her to come home. She came home and she was like, what are you doing here? She looked scared. Scared. She looked so scared, and she grabbed a pair of scissors. She sat on my gaming chair holding the pair of scissors like

she thought I was going to attack her. She was like sitting there clenching the kitchen scissors like this, like for self-defense. She looked like she was going to piss herself. Imagine being scared of me. I can't believe she's actually scared of me. I mean, she went to the place as well. You wouldn't do that unless you were

scared.

I was shocked that she was that scared. I won't hurt anyone.

What, is she gonna stab the fan base with her scissors? She grabbed the scissors and then sat on the chair. Told me to get out. I said, where's my stuff? And then she kept saying, I don't know, get out.

So then I left. I slammed the door, breaking it, and then I kicked the other door.

I don't get her. And then she got my stuff back, and then we banged. So weird.

I mean, she did discover a bunch of videos of me cheating on her. Lucky she didn't do worse, like smash my stuff. She could have smashed all my stuff to bits, but she just put it in the bag and hid it.

As far as I can tell, the cameras do a pretty good job of like producing color and having some sharpness thanks to that 3K resolution, but it's not going to, you know, blow any phone cameras out of the water. At the same time though, is on your head, so that's a big benefit. One of the other few

advantages that this has over the regular Meta Ray-Bans is that you are only able to record 30 seconds of video with those, and you can do 3 minutes of video with these. You've got 32 gigs of storage on board. You can also use Meta AI to do some practical things that you would want an AI assistant to

do, like play music. Hey Meta, play Crab Rave on Spotify.

It's kind of funny having— I gotta take this.

I don't like being in there. I gotta say, like, these are tiny little speakers and they do really well at replicating— I wonder why he cleared out his entire YouTube. Uh, why don't you just ask me? Then you don't have to wonder. I'm literally right fucking here, idiot. Bad audio quality, you're kind of removed from it. With

these, when you max out the volume, it's like trying so hard to have bass, but it's just not. Like, instead of like a boom boom boom bass, it's like— that didn't sound that bad to me, actually. Regardless, they're serviceable. They're serviceable phone speakers, you know. If you put the volume at kind of like mid, like 75%, uh,

you're going to have a fine time. They're not going to block anything out when you're like cycling or something. There's virtually no noise isolation, and they're not like bone conducting like Aftershokz or whatever, so they don't like go inside your skull. But, uh, yeah, for just casually listening to something, maybe while you're driving, taking the glasses off

will actually pause the music. Kind of the standard thing you have now with like Bluetooth earsets. To Vancouver. Boring product.

Oh, this translation stuff's so boring. I've had translation apps for decades.

Who cares?

Thank you for what? Oh yeah, thanks for ruining my life. Thanks so much.

So generous.

Other YouTubers don't have their fucking viewers ruining their lives. Maybe that's why. How about that? Ever thought about that? No, you didn't, because you're stupid.

Getting all these AR glasses in my feed now.

He looks so dorky with those thick black glasses.

Combined them, making a pair of glasses light enough to be worn all day, speakers for music and calls, camera for pictures, AI assistant, and a stereoscopic screen for navigation, translation, pedometer, captions, notifications. Well, you get it. The Rocket Glasses, a new pair of highly smart glasses that is just— yeah, it's here. So welcome to the VR Tech

channel. I've been using These glasses daily from around 2 weeks. Let me check in with these smart glasses since the first generation. I guess what the future Meta glasses should be. Are these good enough to actually rival the juggernauts of the industry? Well, let's cover them together in this video.

His voice is so annoying. He sounds like the dog from Cooking with Dog.

Of course, I'm not able to record directly, so I'm going to use it. Boring.

I never liked VR or AR.

Excuse me, his ex-girlfriend sues him for $10 million.

Jeez, glad I'm not him.

His hair looks so dumb. Your ex-girlfriend sued you for like $10 million. Because she tried to claim you guys were like common. She wasn't your wife, correct? This is like a thing that's like at my it's at my foundation.

Can't you speak like a normal person?

It's up. It's up to me. You know why does she feel she has a right to anything as your? I can't. I don't even know how you're allowed. To have a case where something is proven false and refile the same claim in another county of another state. How does that make— that doesn't make— to me, that doesn't

connect. Your ex-girlfriend sued you for like $10 million.

$10 million.

Poor guy. I wonder what he did to piss her off.

嗯嗯。嗯。

La la la la la la la la la.

嗯。

Exciting massive day tomorrow. Tesco. It's gonna be so good.

What food should I get? I need chicken for my butter chicken curry.

Eggs, Kit Kats, and crisps.

Doesn't that mean xQc can't talk about her if she did that?

I didn't like the Josh Rogan sauce, too tomatoey. I think curry, Indian curry, is better when it's like creamy, not tomatoey.

He wasn't allowed to at the time. How come he's allowed to now?

But now I don't have any beer for the curry.

It is really hard having a relationship when you're a streamer.

You got to be really— you got to have a really strong connection or relationship.

Asmongold's why is staying single,

and CDawg's why is not making it public.

Using the relationship to make content never ends well.

好。

I nuked my channel because

I want a normal life. Find a nice girl, settle down without all this nonsense coming back to haunt me.

Yeah, I know it's not 100% guarantee, but maybe it's a step in the right direction.

It doesn't benefit me in any way. It doesn't make me happy. I don't make any money off it. What's the point?

It's time to let it go. Shut it in a drawer and close it.

We can't permanently erase it forever or completely get rid of it, but just shut it off.

Chuck it in the basement, shut the door.

It won't fix everything, but maybe it's like a step in a direction.

I don't do anything on here. I just sit here scrolling and doing my cooking.

Have fun clipping 12 hours of me doing absolutely nothing.

I'll just leave my Elden Ring videos up. Can't really get mad at that, can you?

Why is Dan TDM bold now? I took a break for the day. Descends today. Congressman Barnes, wow. You know, I never really thought you'd have a promising political— Hey, he came back tomorrow. Imagine another ad. I just watched one. Oh my God. Meat Bass 40 so much that I was going to use that idea for this song

instead of the bouncy upbeat one because that idea just wasn't working. And here's what I came up with. Looked for a counter melody.

Bye-bye. And for the rest of the day, yeah, it's good. Otherwise we'd be in trouble, right? This guy is still playing Minecraft. Unbelievable. 15 years of Minecraft. Oh God, how can you still play that shit game?

Who was drunk who spoke to me on the phone?

What, Venus?

That was Venus.

A girl from Bath.

I don't know who you're talking about. I only spoke to Venus on the phone and that Thai girl and then AJ.

The only drunk person I spoke to was Venus.

Oh, Space Girl is the girl I'm gonna meet next week.

Yeah, from Tinder.

No, she's not fat.

I forgot how old she is. I can't check her profile anymore.

How do I know? Well, I don't know. So if I don't know, how can I assume if she's fat or not? She doesn't look fat. So why would I say she's fat? She doesn't look fat, and I don't know otherwise.

No, she's not a junkie.

Why are you just assuming the worst about her?

She's not a drug addict. She's not a murderer. She doesn't sell drugs. She doesn't have a serial killer dad that I know of.

Next stupid question.

嗯。

Coffee time and cupcake.

Oh,

I love it when my hip cracks. It feels so good. It's like a sonic boom in my pelvis.

I

don't need a girl to understand my mixed race issues. I don't know what you're talking about.

No one understands my issues.

They just don't get it.

People don't even think I'm mixed race. They just think I'm fully Asian.

That driver guy just assumed I'm Chinese, probably, when he said, oh, your English is really good. Yeah, because I fucking grew up here, idiot.

Of course it's good.

Imagine thinking my English is good when I'm speaking with a perfect English accent.

They see the face and they think, oh, the accent doesn't match up with what I was expecting. Like Sam Pepper's reaction, basically.

Asian guys speak like English. I don't understand. My stupid brain's too stupid to realize maybe he was born here because I'm a fucking retard.

Dumb fucks. Fucking haircut.

No, my problem is most people are willing to get a job or want to get a job,

and my laziness or willingness to do anything to avoid getting a job doesn't really go well with them because they're like, why can't you just get a job and we can have a happy life together?

'Cause getting a job makes me unhappy. Not that doing this makes me happy.

Also, I can make more money doing this as well than getting a real job.

The problem is it scares off normal people.

They get embarrassed about it when they have to tell their parents about me.

Yeah, well, that's the dilemma, isn't it? I want both.

But I can't get both. I have to choose one, but then I'm miserable because I don't have the other one.

Not famous enough to get a viewer girlfriend, too infamous to get a normal girlfriend.

There's 2 types of fangirls:

time-wasting Waste of time, attention-hungry egos, and then other ones who are like, oh, I can fix him, which means getting him to quit YouTube.

Otherwise, I just have to use dating sites.

Why are you calling people half-breeds like they're dogs? El paño.

Whoops, accidentally opened the camera app.

Caffeine and nicotine, only things to get me through the day.

No more alcohol.

Give an example of self-improvement, and then I'll reject it for you.

Do not say therapy, for the love of God.

Say therapy and you're banned.

I don't enjoy anything. That's the problem.

Yeah, but I'm not gonna get a job having sex. I'm not gonna become a porn star.

Some of you still think I just want to have random sex with thousands of people after I've told you many times that's not what I want.

I want a loving, stable, secure relationship with one person.

I'm not polyamorous. Apart from when I went on the cheating rampage when I was married, but that was just one time

of multiple instances.

No, I don't want to be a porn star. I'm trying to become less degenerate, not more degenerate.

And then if I get a job having sex, then I'm going to start hating having sex.

Okay, you're banned.

Piccalio banned.