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Wait, I've got a donor. Why is it not playing?

Oh, whoops. There it is. Oh wow, thanks Nicholas. Are you really going to Japan? Is H.I.M.R. really coming back? Uh, no, I clickbaited.

Clickbaited to see if I'd get more views, but I didn't.

I probably release a new video when I go to bed so I don't keep refreshing it and get depressed about how low the views are.

Yeah, it was a crazy dream that my stocks went to the moon and I made like $300,000 and I was selling all my positions. I made like $400K at the end. It was nice. Better than the dream where everything went to zero.

I don't know if I should actually start applying for jobs when I get back to Devon.

嗯。

Oh look, delivery.

Damn, it got taken straight away.

I'll just apply to everything.

Instantly take— ah, it would have been easy. 2 bottles of Grigio Pinoid

taken already. It just popped up. Not that I would have done it.

I don't know, maybe I can drive. I'm just— I feel so— I don't know, maybe I shouldn't drive. I feel kind of hazy,

like not

fully alert.

Yeah, I'd keep it a secret. I'd just say I got a job.

Unless I get really fed up of it and I don't care anymore, and then I'll talk about it, and then I get fired, and then I regret it. That's how it

always goes.

Oh, this guy came to that house with that parcel. I knew it was delivered to the wrong house.

Stupid delivery driver.

I don't know how you get the wrong address, because if you put Greensleeves, Miley Road, it comes up to my house on Google Maps.

No, YouTube sucks. Making $15 or $16 per YouTube stream.

Any donos I get, YouTube takes 40%.

They should have like a Tax 3 threshold. So if you make less than $10 donos, then you keep all of it.

TTS is on Bitcoin ripping. Oh, that's a good sign for the market open then.

Bitcoin up 1%,

Ethereum up 2.5%.

Mm, no.

Yeah, one minute you're making really good money, and then within time frame of a week, everything comes crashing down.

Yeah, Quentin Wilson died.

Quentin Wilson's one of the OG Top Gear presenters before Richard Hammond and James May.

Back when they reviewed cars that people could actually afford to buy. I always thought it was stupid when they started reviewing supercars, as if anyone's going to buy this car.

And if anyone could afford to buy these cars, they're not going to be watching a review on Top Gear about it.

Yeah, that's what Fifth Gear became, what Top Gear used to be.

You look rough. Yeah, I feel rough.

Car wow. I like that Matt guy,

Matt from CarWow. Although I would say don't sell your car to CarWow because they rip you off. They only offered me £5,200. I got £6,500 from a proper dealership.

I feel so sluggish.

No, it's getting better, I swear, guys.

But luckily I didn't give it to my mum. I think it's past the infection stage,

the infectious stage.

I think it's like the end phase where I'm just clearing out the phlegm.

I think I got it on that weekend when I met my girlfriend.

Where's the cat? Pushkin's downstairs. He found a new place to sleep

in the conservatory.

I think I kind of don't have a choice if I'm gonna stay in Devon. I have to get a job.

Or I just do bee livery.

Could try Uber Eats if I can find a place where it's more active.

There must be somewhere in Devon where I can do Uber Eats.

I thought maybe Tiverton.

I think that's an hour from my house

because they have a McDonald's there.

Oh, it's out 60 miles away. Jesus.

That's a long commute.

Yeah, I live in the middle of nowhere. Plymouth is an hour away, Exeter is an hour away.

I don't know about Launceston.

There's no McDonald's or anything in Launceston.

There's a Co-op. There's a lot of car things like garages and dealerships in Launceston.

There's just not much fast food places. I think there's a Burger King in Oakhampton.

嗯。

When I go to the petrol station again, or the same petrol station,

maybe if the Nepal guy wasn't there.

Really annoying about

sick again.

Well, I mean, it was fun in the beginning, going to the car dealership and stuff.

And then things kind of fizzled out.

I wouldn't mind maybe like a part-time job.

I don't know what effort to put into it.

Might make a carve video tomorrow.

I thought it'd be funny if I make a video called I'm Broke and then the next one is I'm bought a new car.

Classic one-two combo of contradictions.

I don't know,

like, in a way I kind of want people to stop watching and release me from this nightmare. But in another way, I don't want to have to get a job.

You can't really have one without the other.

Got 4 hours to stream till dinner.

Professional wanker.

Made $40,000 wanking. It is kind of funny.

Da na na na na na na na.

Stream's about— nothing.

Being sick and being bored

with coughing

for 4 hours.

Maybe one hour of Chivalry.

I bet Chivalry is really cool on the Steam Deck.

I bet it plays way better with a controller.

I haven't even been out in the garden since I got home.

Maybe tomorrow.

Looks like it's raining in Devon.

Everything's wet.

The raindrops keep triggering my camera.

I don't know how much longer I live in Devon.

Might come back here in December.

For Christmas. I don't really know what the plan is.

Mm-hmm. What are you gonna do in Osaka?

Hit Toba to Shinichi.

Damn, just—

I don't know, have you ever like imagined

what it's like being one of those girls?

Can you imagine waking up one day and thinking, I'm gonna go get a job at Tobito Shinchi to get fucked? That's crazy.

I wonder how much they get paid.

It just seems so crazy.

I gotta go to work now. And then you sit on that little pillow in a bra and panties and then get fucked by random strangers.

These are young, good-looking girls. Why can't they just, I don't know, get a boyfriend and they pay for everything?

It always makes me wonder about the person behind the meat. Like, they finish their shift, they go home, feed their cat, hang out with friends,

go see their parents. Parents don't know that their daughter's like getting fucked on the street.

Do they pay taxes?

Do they have boyfriends that don't even know that their girlfriend's doing that?

Or maybe the boyfriend's friend goes there and says, I found— I saw your girlfriend at W Shinji.

At the end of the day, they're still human beings. God, they must be desperate to actually do that.

What a weird life.

I wonder if they get depressed doing it.

I guess it's safer than just being alone and going to some guy's house or hotel room.

Why do I buy a new car? Get £900 cash, £500 charging credit, cheaper car insurance, nicer car.

Cooler looking car, heated seats.

Makes sense to me.

Get rid of the powertrain before it loses more value.

2 or 3x your debt.

Um, yeah, this overdraft is gonna take all month. Well, not really, because I'll get that £900.

Um, so really my overdraft is £800. I don't have any more expenses for the rest of the month apart from probably got to do a Tesco shop.

Got to cheap out again. Mince meat, pasta every day. I already got 2 cans of chopped tomatoes, so I don't need to buy that again.

Yeah, I mean, if the market rips, I would be up a lot. I'll probably get my CFD account to £2,000 if the market rips on Monday,

and then I would probably take out £1,000 to help pay some debts.

I'm already at $1,360. It would have been at $1,500 if you didn't make me lose money on those shorts.

But I don't have any shorts, I'm all long, so if the market rips, I'll be doing pretty well.

Just need that government shutdown to end.

Why late stream today? Because I was making a video. If it tanks, well, my margin health is at 53%,

so I should be quite safe from margin call.

But yeah, it'd be ugly. Be back down to like $700 or $800.

And then I might put in a couple hundred more to buy the bottom again, and then we should be sitting pretty when it rips again.

Guess we'll find out what happens in,

uh, 2 o'clock. 8 hours and a half, Asia market opens.

But crypto's— fuck, Ethereum's up 5%. It's looking pretty good for the rip. Bitcoin nearly up 2%.

Looking pretty good.

For a Monday rip,

it might gap up.

Usually if crypto is ripping on the weekend, it's a good sign for the markets when it reopens.

Oh shit, what are they saying about Litecoin?

I sold all my LiteStrategy.

Litecoin up 7%. LiteStrategy is gonna rip then.

I sold my light strategy to buy NASDAQ longs, so maybe that would make more money than a light strategy holding.

I think the symbol for light strategies is LITS. What

about my SWE coin? Why does that never go up?

It's gone up a bit, half a percent.

Oh God,

I put

£30 in Sweetcoin.

Crypto's looking pretty strong.

Do we not move here? What do you mean? I move my body.

It's nice not moving.

I haven't done any exercise in ages. I've probably lost a lot of muscle.

I don't know what activity to do.

Wash my car.

Staying still feels nice.

Cough was pretty bad last night.

It's always bad in the night and the morning. In the middle of the day, it's not too bad.

Oh

wow, even Ken bored of my dreams.

It's over.

嗯。

What would I be doing if I wasn't streaming?

Probably sleeping.

Wouldn't mind a nap.

I cleaned the kitchen, swept the floor. That was quite fun.

And then I watched some YouTube Shorts.

Texted

my girlfriend.

I don't know if she has interesting hobbies. She says she's gaming

and doing laundry.

Nope, didn't get a pink skirt.

Nope, not going to shisha.

One hour done. That was pretty quick.

It's the second hour that's slow.

Look like you're in school detention. That's what it feels like.

Maybe I'll do an OnlyFans. I don't know.

Maybe

get a new phone.

iPhone 17 Pro Max.

It's still out of stock.

Can't even get it.

If I got $3 now, I really would quit. Or would I? I mean, $3 is $3. It's $15 for 5 hours.

Making about $40 a day now.

I think I gotta focus on making videos again.

I made one today. It's called The Future of This Channel: I'm Broke.

I just wonder what else I can do apart from financial stuff.

Car stuff?

I could spam out a bunch of videos about my car. Do not buy, why I regret buying it.

This car's so rubbish. Too big, too slow, battery not good.

It's funny, I could have just gotten the petrol one if I wasn't scared of driving manual and have like 400-mile range.

When they start doing the pay-per-mile tax for EVs, maybe there's not really much savings to be had having an EV over a petrol car.

And they had a £17,000 Citroën C4 manual petrol, and they had a 2021 manual petrol for £12,000.

I didn't pick my nose, I just itched it.

No, this was a different day of the shit.

My mum keeps asking me to look up car charges. For the house.

Yeah,

it only saves money in the sense that you could do a full charge overnight on the overnight tariff without it spilling into daytime tariff.

I still like my EV because it's automatic, and automatic petrols just cost a lot more money.

And day trading was doing well until now. I'm scared because Trading212 warned me about doing all those quick trades, but that quick trading was doing pretty well.

The ones I was in and out of did pretty well, but the ones I kept long-term

was the reason why my account got wrecked. If I just closed everything out at the end of the day, I would have been fine. But you know, you get greedy and you think, oh, if I just hold on to it, it's gonna rip.

Oh, I just don't want to fuss about with gears. Sure, going in a straight line on a flat road is easy, but then when you're on a hill You got to stop on a hill

and like balance the clutch and the gas.

Like you got to slow down, so you clutch down, you start braking, but then you got— if you keep— have to keep going, then you got to find biting point gas again. It's annoying.

Lying to myself about what?

Yeah, I kept them because they were down and I'm hoping that it'll go up. What's a lie about that?

And getting out of the driveway here alone, you've got to balance on an incline as you slowly edge out, because you gotta be really careful coming out of my driveway.

You can't just shoot out, otherwise a car might be coming and not see you. You'll inch out very slowly, and my driveway is like a hill.

Oh,

what a lazy life.

It's like being a cat.

I wonder what cats think about chasing mice.

I don't know, should I have gotten the manual C4? Same price, but it's an older car, which I don't understand.

Also, I didn't like the color. It was in like a greenish blue. They had a black one, a greenish one, and a gray one. Black one looks pretty cool.

I think it was like 2021.

Manual. I don't know, I kind of like charging the car though. I like pulling into the Tesla Supercharger, sitting there 30 minutes, check my stocks, have a smoke.

I go walk over to the Holiday Inn, take a piss.

Quite nice. You know, slow down, not in a rush.

I just gotta drive more slowly. It's just that when you got 2 hours on the motorway, you just want to get going, don't you?

But do you really get there much faster by doing 10 miles per hour faster speed? I feel like you get there at the same speed or the same time anyway.

Get there 10 minutes earlier but waste 50% more fuel.

As soon as you get stuck at congestion or traffic lights, the people you overtook, they, they catch up anyway.

Yeah, really looking forward to the drive. In my new car. Let's see what it's like.

Dave Gibson seemed to like the new car.

What's Pia been up to these days?

She's still doing her ethical hacking course.

My cars are going to look real nice parked on my driveway in Devon.

I've got the only EV in the whole neighborhood. They all have BMWs and Audis.

I don't want to stream myself driving.

I feel like Kick's gonna say, not enough talking,

money retracted.

A video like ASMR, ASMR motorway video.

Could have moved to Japan, had interesting life. I think my life is interesting, I'm just not sharing every little thing.

I'd be doing it exactly the same as I'm doing if I was in Japan.

I can't believe I did things like Filming the apartment of Chihiro's apartment, not scared about getting doxxed or anything. God, imagine doing that now. No way would I do that. Like, the idea of me doxxing my girlfriend's house seems insane now. Back then, I didn't think anything of it.

I don't know how no one showed up back when I had much bigger viewership.

Now I'm scared. Back then I wasn't scared of anything.

Yeah, I was just purely driven for content. Didn't care about consequences. Consequences became more content.

So that mindset I had back then was— it just seems crazy to me now. No way I could do that now.

I don't know if it's growth or more just the benefit— the de-benefits outweigh the benefits by 10 to 1. It's just not worth it anymore.

If I lost my girlfriend, I don't know what would I do.

I probably would really move out then.

Or would I find another one in Devon?

Get a job at Leeds Castle?

I don't know.

I didn't lie about 10-year age gap. I was joking.

I already told her I don't do Amazon anymore. She said, I thought you were doing it now. I said, no, I got banned last year.

She didn't question it.

I thought maybe she would say, why did you tell me you're doing it now then?

Maybe she made like a mental note.

Chihiro didn't even ask what job I did. When we first met,

obviously I didn't have a job because I was in Japan as a tourist,

but she didn't question how I had money. I think I just said, oh, I got savings.

Well, we're just not really at that stage where

Our personal finances are really intertwined.

We're not living together or anything.

嗯嗯嗯。

Well, I don't know, maybe after 6 months I won't really care anymore.

It's not really like me to

I don't know if I've ever been in a relationship where I've still wanted to be in it after years passed.

I usually start getting a bit fed up

of the pressure of being in a relationship.

Yeah, I should probably stop vaping. I got bored, I don't know what to do.

Yeah, the trickiest thing with dating has always been jobs.

What do I tell them how, how I make money?

It would be so much easier if I just actually had a job.

Keeping the YouTube thing a secret is always like the biggest concern.

In a way, I kind of wish all this only did just make a couple hundred dollars a month. Then I would just delete it all, or would I just keep on trying hoping that I'll go viral again?

Oh well, I don't know.

What smug face? I'm not doing any face. It's just my normal face.

How was the drive with Dave Gibson? It was good.

I was quite impressed with how I was able to have a conversation whilst driving.

I thought, wow, I'm actually like having a conversation whilst driving

and like doing hand gestures as well.

No, I still got Devon House. I'm gonna go back, not tomorrow, but next Monday.

No, my K-CIP is about $6 an hour now. $6.40, $6.20.

Now my new car's a Citroën C4.

Feeling like we're on the verge of a new paradigm.

The winds of change are blowing.

What's gonna happen?

I already spent £1,900 this month. £700 council tax, £150 electricity, £900 rent, a couple hundred hotels.

I

still got internet bill to come, £31.

La Barra bill, £15. Amazon Prime, £10.

Gotta go Tesco as well when I get back to Devon.

See if I can keep the spending not too much higher than £2K. And really it's £1,300 because the council tax is only every 6 months. I don't know what else to cut down on.

Um, probably just random stuff on Amazon. Should stop buying.

Spent a couple hundred on Amazon buying random stuff.

900 rent, 150 electricity,

50 electric— I mean internet, water, about 1,200. 150 food, 1,350. And then phone bill, random stuff, probably like £1,500 monthly expenses. And then on top of that, hotels and charging at Superchargers, that's like another £500. That's why I'm spending £2K a month.

Oh yeah, car payment, £100 a month.

Yeah, but I'm saving a couple hundred pounds a month because she can't meet every week anymore.

So I use that for my new car.

Da da da da da da, da da da da da da.

Hmm hmm.

Give me a roll. Uh, can't be bothered.

Maybe I can do it from my phone.

I think I can.

Oh yeah, I can. Uh, didn't have to move.

Maybe I'll sell my Flip 7 to the sex shop, get £400.

I still got the box, it's just got some scratches on it. I dropped it. Well, I didn't drop it, it fell off the edge of the bed and hit the metal railings.

Mm, you said we caused you to be broke? Yeah, because you stopped watching my streams.

It's all your fault.

You called me names first. You started it. You were being toxic to me, so I was toxic back.

Maybe if you were nicer to me, I would have been nice back.

Remember I got mad? Remember when I got mad because I said I was going to get a taxi to the airport and people was saying I was stupid for doing that? In the end didn't even go anywhere.

All that arguing about a taxi and ended up not going anywhere.

I was so close to buying those tickets. I remember there was that ticket in September for like £200.

China Airlines.

Yeah, but it would have been a 4-hour taxi drive, probably 5. And I thought, I don't really want to be stuck in a taxi for 5 hours. What if I need to pee?

And then you got to wait in the airport for hours and then sit on a plane for 12 hours. No thanks. I never want to travel.

Oh, the driver probably needs to pee as well.

Just pee together, holding hands.

He can hold my willy.

Have you ever had someone aim for you? Hands-free peeing.

Maybe back in the olden days with kings, it was too dirty to touch your own willy, so you had your servant aim for you. Because they had servants to wipe your bum, didn't they? And maybe they had servants jerk you off too.

I'm not going to Thailand. I'm too lazy. I'm so lazy. And the excitement, like when I— before I met Fasta, when I was texting her, I was so excited.

The idea of a new woman, new country.

And then I was there and I thought, eh, it's not that great.

I could have just stayed here and got a car back in 2022.

I met her on Tinder.

I could have just gotten a car in 2022 and skipped that whole Thailand bit.

That didn't really result in anything good, did it?

At least I can say I lived in Thailand for 2 years.

Experienced it. It was okay.

I don't know, like the other foreigners there had this kind of smug air to them, like, we're so good because we escaped our expensive home countries, now we're living for such cheap prices,

weather's nice, swimming pool, condo.

I don't know, I got bored of it.

What you do in Bangkok is you go shopping and then you eat food and then you walk around some decorated area.

So damn hot all the time.

And then I felt sad because I felt homesick and I missed my country.

Missed pot noodle,

bacon and eggs.

Yeah, I was making a lot of pies.

Chicken pie.

I think I made an apple pie.

Pies are hard to make. I remember the inside being all raw dough and the outside was too overcooked

because I was craving English food, wasn't I? That's why I started making them. I made a Cornish pasty as well, do you remember?

My pub drink of choice? I don't go to the pub.

I remember raging at the Bella Box. I got so mad at that thing. I think I'm just gonna put it in the bin. I don't know what to use it for.

Same fate as the live Yu-Sono, straight in the bin.

I don't know if anyone would buy it. £100 orange Pi 5.

Yeah,

she tried some of the food, but She took one bite and she'd be like, interesting, and then go back to her Thai food.

Yeah, he did kind of disappear after that.

I'm gonna put the Bella box in the bin.

Useless piece of junk. I don't even do IRL anymore. I never even needed it in the first place.

I don't even know why I got it.

I streamed in Thailand, Japan last year just fine without it. I don't know why I thought I needed it. I thought I needed it for Devin's streams, but you don't really. You just need Lebara

and Vodafone.

I was just getting fed up with all the disconnects. I thought Bellabox would fix everything, but it made it worse.

Things got better when I got the Flip 7. Just seemed to have better connection.

All that stressing out over nothing,

and in the end Just back to my room streaming.

I quite enjoyed some of it, like going to Tesco, doing the driving. It was fun showing you guys driving.

It's not really something you've seen me do before.

Wasted so much money.

Do you remember the Nighthawk as well? Thank God I sent that back. That thing was £480. Jesus, imagine I still had that. I'm so glad I sent it back.

I'd be down another £480 if I still had it.

I think I'm still paying off the— no, wait, I think I paid it all off, didn't I? Yeah, I did.

I paid it all off in one go with the Kick money or the stock money.

At least I made some right decisions, like setting the switch to—

I think I'll keep the flip 7.

AJ still wants to meet.

Then she had to come to the UK because I'm broke and I can't afford to pay for her because I don't have that kick money anymore.

Maybe

I'll sell the iPhone.

I've still got the box, still mint condition.

iPhone's being repaired.

It's a very delicate repair process.

A vicious seagull attack.

Massive damage. Insane damage, one might say.

I was really enjoying that phone as well.

What's crypto doing?

Up 5%, Ethereum.

What? Robert Kiyosaki's price prediction, price target for Ethereum is $60. What

does he mean, $60,000? Says his target for Bitcoin is $250K.

Crypto ripping nice and strong.

Sun's going down already. It's only 3:30.

Jesus,

I sold all my gold. I bought 3 shares of Tesla. I'm down 20% on Bitmine. I sold £400 of Bitmine. To buy a 20x leveraged NASDAQ.

Bitmine went up 10% after I sold it, but NASDAQ went up 40%. So I think I made more money by switching £400 of Bitmine to NASDAQ longs.

Might get some crisps. Toilet break and Monster Munch.

Ah, I feel a bit better.

Got Monster Munch.

Mm,

so good.

Best crisps.

Twiglets, Monster Munch, Doritos, probably my best favorite crisps.

Even Pushkin looks kind of down, just sleeping all day.

At least it's not raining here like it is in Devon.

Looks like it stopped raining.

If my CFD blows up, I just add more money.

It's gonna rip. Crypto's ripping.

Bitcoin's up 2%.

They took money out of the markets, rotate it into crypto.

I mean, the market sold off because someone took profits. What are they going to do with all that money? They're going to put it back into some market. They just took it out of tech, but other things

Went up, so

it was a rotation, wasn't it?

That's some damn loud music.

Are they deaf or something? Highway maintenance van with a forklift. Oh no, it's like a digger. Do they live there or something?

3 hours to go. Nice.

Wow, I've been on YouTube for 10 years now.

The oldest video was 2015.

It was that animation of the lonely guy

where he dreams about his girlfriend sinking in a ship. And dying, and then he's crying in bed.

嗯哼。哒哒哒。

You made 600 videos in the first year.

Probably. I think I had over 1,000 videos at one point, and then the channel blew up, so I started deleting stuff that I thought was not very good.

Actually, the stuff I deleted was better than the new stuff. Because it was genuine.

And then the new stuff was just like clickbait trolling.

I deleted all the South Korean vlogs, the Taiwan vlogs.

What? No.

His

favorite place.

That's my hoodie.

Bought it in 2013.

No, I don't have the deleted stuff.

I wish I didn't delete it and I just set it to private instead.

It was all my travel vlogs, like South Korea stuff,

weird stuff in the garden.

I used to daily vlog in South Korea, trying to be like Casey Neistat.

I had the intro with the music and the time lapses,

the coffee shots. You always had to have a shot of you making coffee. That was like one of the things vloggers always did.

I haven't checked his channel in ages.

I feel like he kind of fell off when he told everyone to vote for Hillary Clinton.

What? Casey's wife divorced him? There's no way.

He had 2 kids, one son with another woman, I think.

And then that younger daughter.

He still gets a million views.

Life lessons from my 46-year-old wife.

His wife always looks so miserable.

10 simple tricks to not get divorced.

What was his wife's name?

Candace, I think. Yeah.

Pues

bien.

3

hours to go.

Counting down the hours.

Shave off maybe 1 or 2 hours playing Chivalry.

Car's not gonna pay for itself. Well, actually, I got £1,400 back for the old car and charging credit, so that's 14 months free.

And then I get half-price car insurance, so that's 3 to 4 months of the year free.

See, if I didn't trade in the Peugeot, I wouldn't have that £900 extra money, would I?

And I wouldn't have that £500 free charging card.

Do you think it expires? Surely the credit doesn't expire.

Where is it?

Electroverse. I've ordered my Electroverse card. It says preparing your card. Do I need it to use the credits?

£500 credit.

Does Electroverse Credit expire.

They do not expire once you've earned them. They remain on your transcript permanently.

Apparently, if I share my code, I don't know how it works because I saw another EV guy do this. Wait, he got free credit for sharing his link with people?

Refer a friend.

Split £10 credit with each friend that signs up using your link,

and then you can earn credit.

I don't understand it.

Subscribe. 42% off Ionity, £10 a month.

I don't think any of you guys have an EV. I need to get an EV audience and then show them my referral code.

Too bad I can't use it at the Tesla charger, cuz I could, I could do 5,000 miles cuz Tesla's half the price

than InstaVolt.

The car is free. Yeah, 15 months free cuz I got credit and cash back and cheaper car insurance. That means only

8 months out of the 3 years. No, wait, the first year is free and then you got 2 years left on the plan.

8 months out of the 2 years are free because I got cheaper car insurance thanks to Citroën being a safer, slower car. Bigger means safer means cheaper insurance.

You guys just don't understand finance.

Yeah, but I'm gonna pay my mum back, obviously,

when my stocks rip.

My next goal, my next repayment goal is— let me see,

if I pay her,

I want to get that number down.

If I pay her

£2,016, I get that number down to £15,900.

Now that would look nice,

or maybe £2,400 would look pretty juicy

and get down to £15,400.

With what money? Yeah, I need the stocks

to

rip. Uh, my mum doesn't like stocks. Dave Gibson likes his premium bonds. He said he made £500 last month or last year, I can't remember. He said it's risk-free, get like 4% interest tax-free, risk-free. Well, it's basically what a bond is, isn't it? The government's going to pay you back plus interest. You can't lose money buying bonds

apart from losing it to inflation because you're not really going to get much from bonds. I said you could get dividend stock,

but then the stock might go down.

Put it in Tesco's. But he's not really a risk taker.

He said his sister lost 10K in stocks. I said I lost 20K in stocks.

I just don't think treasury bonds— unless you got a lot of money,

you don't really get much of a return.

I really wanted $10K in stocks before I go broke, but it happened a bit sooner than I expected. I thought maybe a couple more months of richness from Kick,

but it ended in November.

Now I've got no way to save money. I don't even know if I can make more money than I'm spending

unless I move out the house.

Moving out the house is the only way to now make more money. But then I feel like I failed, like I'm no different to all these other people who can't afford to live alone and gotta live with their parents.

It's not really about saving money, it's about making money. Saving money is like the bonus outcome of making money.

No, I'm not worse than these people. I've got a better car. My car is way better than any of these people. Half these people don't even have a car, and the ones that do have a car drive like a cheap banger from '27— 2007 that costs like £1,000 and constantly has problems, and they spend thousands on petrol.

I've got a nice car.

Cheap to run as well.

Uh, my name on the VC5 form. Sorry, it's my car.

I've got a better car, nicer house.

Hello, Pushkin.

Bye-bye, Pushkin.

All the neighbors gonna be impressed when they see me pull up my new Citroën.

Yeah, but they don't know what— how I got the car. They just think, oh wow, it's a nice car, he must be doing well.

That's just how humans work. It's all about optics.

My car's better than Warren Buffett's. Yeah, Oracle from Omaha drives a banger.

Doesn't even have the latest iPhone. What a noob.

My car is fancy. It's the best looking car on the road.

God, look at that beast!

Look at those wheels, looks like PlayStation D-pad. Look at the spoiler, it looks so cool.

Look, Dave Gibson.

Looks cool. I saw it lined up with all the other boring black and grey cars.

Looks so good.

Look at our Peugeots lined up at the dealership.

They look so small and piddly.

Looks so good.

I love the black bits, like the little black side window and the black bar. I love the black trim around the wheels and the bottom. Looks so good.

I always wanted a white car.

I got the red Peugeot because it's the only one they had at the time, and I thought, oh, red's not bad.

Maybe I get bored, I get it wrapped in like neon green and purple.

What body type is Citroën C4?

A coupe SUV crossover. I thought it was hatchback. What about 2023 EV model?

I put WC model.

Now it says compact coupe SUV. Blends hatchback practicality with SUV ride height and coupe-style roofline.

Higher stance and ground clearance than a hatchback, sloping roof for coupe styling.

How's it different to SUV?

Lower, lighter, more hatchback-like in size and handling.

Looks cool.

Better aerodynamics than a bulkier SUV.

Yeah, it looks cool.

Coolest looking car I've had.

It's a C-Series, C-Series Limited, Limited Special Edition trim above the entry spec and below the top spec. It's got limited edition high-end specs like heated seats and steering wheel, blind spot warning,

10-inch infotainment display.

I really doubt I'm gonna drive 8,000 miles a year unless I do delivery work.

You guys just jealous of my new Citroën because you can't call it a Peugeot anymore.

I guess you could call it a shitron. Surprised none of you have said that yet. The shitron C4. Better not steal my word. Can't even come with your own insults, gotta give them to you.

It's funny because in Japanese they would pronounce it like shitoren, shitoren shifu. I

always find it funny how in Japanese the word city is shitty.

I like how if you're called Deborah, they would call you debu, which means fatty.

Debu-san.

30 more minutes and then chivalry.

Chivalry.

I hope my girlfriend likes my longer hair.

Yeah,

I'll just buy mincemeat and I'll have pasta every day. It's just no more steaks and pork chops,

bacon, hash brown eggs for lunch.

I forgot to buy kimchi. I was gonna have Spam, kimchi, and eggs.

Yeah, Huel is a bit expensive actually when you work out the cost per meal. It's not cheap compared to pasta bowls, like 80p a bowl. Buy a load of meat, chopped tomatoes, put in some chicken stock.

Yeah, when I was in Japan in 2010, the Korean people— I'd go down, they'd be making breakfasts. They'd make miso soup, some kimchi, Spam, rice, scrambled eggs. It was so good.

Koreans love their Spam.

Bitcoin.

Going down a bit.

I wonder if I can bring back my YouTube to pre-kick times.

'Cause Kick just accelerated the death of my channel with some quick easy money, and then the money ran out, and then my reliable source of income, which was YouTube, got destroyed. My main channel earnings are like $165 a month now. Somehow got to get it back up to $1,000.

I make a video every day and a stream every night. That's $40 a day. That's

actually

$40 a day times 10, $400, $800, $1,200 a month. Maybe I can get it back to $1,000.

I just got to make a video every day and then a stream every night. I think I can get back up to $1,000 a month easy.

And then 5-hour Kick stream in the middle of the day. I do YouTube video in the morning, 5-6 hours Kick in the day, and then a stream at night. YouTube stream, YouTube stream bring $15, the video will bring maybe $20, it's $35 plus $40 Kick, I make $75 a day.

That'd be about $2,000 a month.

It's still doable.

I chose to do nothing. Yeah, I chose to preserve my savings, not blow it on attempting to travel for views, which wouldn't— maybe it would have got more views, but it would have cost more money to do.

Yeah, my stocks are my savings.

We'll see. In about 6 hours when Asia market opens, I'll be laughing.

Market's gonna rip. I might take profit on a couple longs just in case it dips more.

Yeah, but I don't want to travel,

so that whole scenario is pointless, isn't it? Because I'm not gonna do it.

Now I've got 2 houses, nice car.

I'm gonna be a successful day trader, uh, make $2K YouTube and Kick.

Traveling wouldn't save money.

You spend a lot of money traveling.

'Cause you can't get cheap accommodation. You end up blowing it on prostitutes. And you eat out a lot.

But I wouldn't understand, wouldn't expect you guys to understand.

I've got a holiday home in Devon.

Yeah, I am better than all those other streamers. I'm an OG YouTuber with his own audience,

featured by people like Elvis, getting millions of views.

They're all nobodies. I'm a somebody.

I built my own audience from the ground up without leeching from anyone.

Even PewDiePie knows who I am. Elvis Alien told me,

how do you feel about PewDiePie knowing you? Because he said he talked about me when he met PewDiePie. He said PewDiePie said it was crazy that I'm willing to sabotage all my relationships for clicks. Yeah, well, it can't all be like you, golden boy.

Where everyone loves you just for being you.

Some of us are not blessed.

I remember seeing on one of PewDiePie's videos, you could see my video on his watched videos. It was the how I got a UTI from my sex doll. He watched half of it.

It was on his video about Tfue. It was on his side video list of watched videos, continue watching videos.

Yeah, it was my classic one-two combo. I brag how sex dolls are better than real women, and then next video I complain about how it gave me a UTI.

My classic one-two combo is I brag about something and then next video I talk about how it didn't work out well. Like, I'm getting married, and then we're getting divorced.

That was my thing.

People were too dumb to realize.

People are too dumb to realize my comedic genius.

Well, Chris Broad has,

um, understood the formula for success and he's easily able to replicate it. He could do 1,000 videos about best ramen places in Japan and make it just slightly different enough to make it feel like a new video, whilst really it's just the same as all the other stuff. Stuff he's done.

Until he's been to every single place in Japan, he will always have content.

It's always going to be some secret little fishing village with best kept secret best ramen ever that you can make a video about, with fun side characters like Natsuki, and they do like a little challenge where they got a car or something.

Must be easy.

I tried to copy him. I went to that village that he went to. I got 3,000 views. I tried really hard, you know, I made an intro, I tried to take cinematic shots, I filmed the food, but I just don't have the camera presence or the interesting characters to make it pop. Like I've got the base ingredients,

but I don't have the seasoning.

I don't have his charisma or confidence. I don't have any cool people to make the videos with either. I don't have other famous YouTubers to collab with.

Yeah, my most famous video was just a copy and paste of someone else's video. Why I Have No Friends.

I've never been original. I mean, my only original part was how I made my entire marriage public and trashed it.

You know, I don't have Aisho's speed, charisma, energy, confidence. A guy like him can make it on his own. I wonder how far Chris would have gotten if he never made friends with anyone and he just kept to himself.

He understood that networking is very important. He got that business degree after all from Canterbury University. I think same university Victoria went to. Canterbury Christ Church.

Yeah, Speed collabed with Cristiano Ronaldo

and KaisiNat,

biggest Black streamers in the industry.

20 minutes, then Chivalry. Not too bad, 5-hour stream.

5 hours, not too bad. It's the 10-hour, 12-hour ones that are killer. Can't do those anymore. I got to find something else to do,

different ways to make money.

Mm. Dun dun dun dun. Bum bum bum bum.

Gonna have lasagna for dinner.

Being honest about what? In my YouTube videos? About what though?

I don't want to talk about anything, so I have to fake caring about what I'm talking about. I don't really want to talk about anything, to be honest.

Yeah, because I don't care about anything. To be able to talk about it genuinely.

Yeah, I like talking about my life,

but what am I going to do a video about? Hey guys, here's my life. I got a car. Video done.

There's stuff I really want to talk about I can't talk about.

There's stuff I can talk about I don't really care about talking about it. I'd rather not have to talk about it, but I got to talk about something. Can't just sit here not saying anything. Yeah, I'd rather just sit here in silence, but then I got told off.

I'd rather just not talk, actually.

Yeah, life update videos would do well if I had more things to update about,

but life moves very slowly in my world.

I thought maybe I'd talk about Rachel Reeves' budget and how it affects EV drivers. Become financial channel.

3 pence per mile road tax.

Why it's unfair?

Because I'm saving the planet with my green emissions.

I just don't know how they're going to, but I got to take a picture of my speedometer and send it to them.

How are they going to know how many miles I did?

Maybe they send someone to come and check.

Am I planning to move back to Cammie's?

Uh,

I guess that's the worst-case scenario.

I'm thinking maybe I'd get a job in Devon.

And I, I give YouTube another bash,

see if it's feasible anymore,

see if I need to get a job part-time.

Maybe Devon wouldn't be so bad if I had a job because then I'd have something to do.

So either get a job there or come here and don't get a job and live off 1,000 a month kicking and YouTubing.

I don't think my life's bad. I think my life's not bad at all.

Gotta see how this month goes, see how the finances are, and then consider a few things.

Maybe I can rebuild my YouTube channel.

Although being back home and not having expenses would free me up a lot to be able to do other things.

But you know, when I was doing every I didn't mind it too much. I did a couple hours shift, came back for lunch,

opened up the stocks,

made $900 a month doing every— $1,000 on YouTube. It was a nice little life.

I thought it wasn't Too bad.

Gave me some variety in life, got me out of the house.

Yeah, well, those travelers are very good at hustling. They're not lazy, so they deserve it, don't they? They work hard, they play hard. They're definitely not lazy and You know, work shy. Maybe they don't do everything legally, but they're definitely hustlers and grifters, aren't they? You know, they get a van, they get a ladder, they go around

house to house offering services.

Gotta give them some credit.

They live in a world where everyone hates them as well.

The Irish spirit.

I

only got fired from Every because of my Amazon videos, not because of anything I did at Every, which is what's annoying. Because I was getting away with it. They fired me because of my YouTube videos regarding parcel delivery and Amazon Flex.

Signs of aging?

Uh, got a lot of grey pubes.

And I've got like these lines around my mouth when I talk.

And, uh, yeah, I guess my hairline has receded a bit. It does seem a bit different.

It would make a lot

I think it's a lot easier if I just like wipes the whole channel. I take all the videos down. I'll just change your name to a bunch of numbers and put a black picture for the photo.

Even if you find the channel, there'll be nothing on it.

And then I'll just wipe all of Kick. There'll be nothing to find. Doubt she'll find the Reddit.

Proud work. I'm not proud of it at all.

I want it all to be gone. The only reason I'm not wiping it all is because— I don't even know, like, maybe I still want to make money off it.

I've already given up. I'm just stringing it along.

It's already over.

I'm not proud of the videos.

I just don't really care anymore. I'd rather just wipe it all. I mean, I did.

I only left up gaming stuff

and my Steam Deck video.

If it really is just a waste of time and I can't ever make more than a couple hundred doing this, then I guess that's it really.

I'll get a full-time job.

You just can't live off of a couple thousand people as an audience.

$30 to $100 a month. Yeah, the only temptation is it is nice making a couple hundred extra pocket money because it feels like, oh, I get the car for free then just by making some videos.

The only reason I'm still doing it is because you people are still here.

Prolonging my suffering.

Otherwise I'll just pack it all in.

Otherwise it'd be an easy decision.

I'm gonna play Chivalry 2 in about 2 minutes.

Maybe I'll sell my laptop as well.

Get £200 at sex shop.

So everything—

what is EU5?

Where everyone tuning in from?

Trading losses, definitely discipline issue.

I don't like grand strategy. I don't have patience.

I like Total War. I like lining up all the soldiers.

I like getting all the cannons, put them at the back, put the musketeers in the front, hide the cavalry in the woods.

Total War: Warhammer is pretty fun.

This is really annoying when the hero guy solos your entire army.

You've got like 10,000 men getting soloed by this one Carl von Einstein or whatever vampire king.

I

might play chivalry now.

What did I drop? Oh, my vape.

Have a look at my car.

Wow,

massive.

Finally

unlocks the greatsword.

But I want a better skin for it.

I don't know what skins I got. Let's have a look.

Oh God,

the overthrow of the Order is our sworn duty. Weapons.

We got the greatsword.

I want— oh, I got the Zweihänder.

Claymore. Oh, I can unlock it.

True Kingsword. That's pretty cool.

Is that it? Where's the other one that looks really cool?

I can't— oh, I can purchase it.

Oh, I don't have the rank.

I can't use it.

Maybe I'll buy this. Oh, I'm 18 ranks away.

Ah.

I need to level up my greatsword.

That looks pretty cool.

Oh, that looks pretty cool. I've got to do the campaign. No thanks. Well,

I can get this one. I don't like that.

Uh, maybe this one.

I want bigger shoulders.

Like that, maybe.

52 ranks away. Jesus, what

time is it? 5 o'clock. 2 hours to go.

Coxwell, my favorite.

Right, the slaughter of— ah, move on! The village has been destroyed.

That cough mixture is quite nice. Smash down the gate with your weapons!

Look at my greatsword.

Oh, 90 damage.

What? Oh, oh, cock mix is quite nice.

Oh, what?

Gate! Into the city and loot their valuables for the order!

Eat that!

Hit that.

Get up, you don't want to miss what I do next.

The town is almost completely looted.

Healing. Keep the Masons off our supplies. Get that.

Oh, he dead.

Oh, his head. The enemy has fallen back to the market. He dead. Damn, look at my blade.

Whoa.

Whoa, killed 2 of them.

Whoa. Oh, he dead. Well done, we've cleared an area of loot.

He dead. I dead.

Great sword's pretty good.

All loot has been captured. Come on, Masons! Their soldiers are making a final stand. Finish

him.

Death cannot take me.

That's so—

oh, he dead.

Oh, he dead.

I got axe in my head. Where's my head?

What is blocking?

We have eliminated half of their remaining forces.

Eat it!

Oh, my arm!

Ha! The Akathians have no reinforcements

left! Kill them all! Those 4!

Hit it, hit it.

You dead.

You dead. You dead.

What?

We win.

Be

warned, the Masons are within our walls.

Oh, look at my helmet. And must remain firing upon their ships.

Oh,

wow.

What's he doing?

Get those prisoners shut up! The order is here to destroy them!

What?

Oh.

We must keep those precious jets from being dismantled.

What?

Protect our trading ships by any means necessary! Destroy them!

Had

it.

It's too slow. I can't swing it.