Romantic Dinner with my NEW girlfriend -)

We got McDonald's! McDonald's!

McDonald's!

My new iPhone is very nice. And look, it's really nice in low light. Wouldn't you say so?

iPhone.

Who's that?

How?

Watch the trailer.

Looks okay. Where's your cola?

Can't be just okay, needs to be good.

Whatever. My Happy Meal.

Does that make you happy?

Very happy. It's not really small. You said it's going to be really small. Yeah, it's just normal size. Chips. Whoa, they gave me a toy! It's the Minion thing.

Minion? You mean a mask?

No, Minions.

Why are they not up to date?

They don't have Among Us toys, do they? What's in here?

I think drinks.

Oops, excuse me. Look at my toy.

Nice.

Call him Bilbo. Do you like your chips?

Yeah, delicious. Mine looks better. Look how beautiful!

It's not very nice looking. Vlogging. Look, it's too small, it barely fits in.

Be careful, it's gonna slip out.

That would be a visualization tool.

Where is it?

And so what I'm saying is—

Where's what?

The universe itself, the fundamental reality, is a vast—

Nice mushroom.

Conscious agents. And certain conscious agents, namely humans for example, uh, use spacetime and physical objects as our—

Spacetime.

Look, what reality? Space-time and objects are not a fundamental reality, they're just a visualization.

Yeah, where are you taking my toilet paper?

Remove it out of the frame!

It's very important.

What are you filming?

Filming? How do you open it?

You suck at opening packages.

This knife is not sharp.

Don't you want your scissors?

No, it's too big. I need a serrated edge. ASMR sounds.

Oh my God, yes!

Oh, I can see it! My little baby. Ta-da!

It's a box in a box.

The box is so slim. Why are you hiding?

I don't want to be in the frame.

Ooh, shiny. I can see you in the reflection.

No! Where?

Are you sure?

I think so. Maybe I should move around for lighting.

Why?

Because there's more sunlight this way. Yeah, that's better.

The sun's not even shining, but okay.

But there's still light coming from outside.

Wow, reflection!

I can see you.

No, stop it!

I hate those ASMR videos when they open stuff like this and they're like, oh, listen to the plastic peeling. Stupid. And then they do this opening it like it's so magic.

Oh, so little!

It's pretty! Oh no, reflection. Wow, I got the iPhone 12 mini.

Don't drop it.

It looks really cool. Blue.

The color isn't that bad as I expected.

And they always do this in ASMR as well, peeling it slowly. You're gonna be in the reflection. No, stand here.

I'm gonna stand here.

Okay.

Fingerprint smudgy.

Your hands are oily.

It's not, they're sweaty.

Ew.

Turn it on.

Hmm, what's in the box? Just one wire.

So greedy.

And a little instruction manual.

You don't even need that thingy anymore.

The block, the USB block?

Yeah.

I've got loads anyway. Wow, it's so nice to hold in one hand.

No earphones.

Yeah, no earphones either.

What?

Power on.

Can this one only be used with, uh, headless gear?

Yeah. Oh, or you could get a USB adapter. It's so nice to hold. I wonder if it's too small though.

It's like a phone for children.

But it's nice to hold in one hand. My S10+ makes my hand hurt.

English.

Select your country or region.

Choose the UK.

Quick start. Where's my Wi-Fi? Maybe I'll do this later. You can't skip it. Tid looks pretty good. I don't know if blue is the best color. Maybe white would have been nicer.

The mint one was nice.

The green one.

The mint.

It looks green.

Hmm, I think that one was the nicest from this edition. First I wanted red, but these colors all look so playful, like so childish, so Toys colors.

Yeah, I guess so, but it's not as colorful as I thought it'd be. It's like a dark blue, not a vibrant blue. I like how square and boxy it looks. Hold it.

No, why?

Do you want to hold it? Do you want to touch it?

You're— I'm basically holding it already. My hand is same like yours.

What?

What do you mean?

I can see in your hands how it will be held.

But you can feel it.

Is it nice?

It's very light.

Yeah.

Set up Face ID. Okay. Updating software. 1 minute remaining. So slow.

Apple.

Pretty. Pretty good.

Ew, look at your leg hairs.

What? Hairy. It looks strange. The screen is so flat.

iPhone is the best though.

Like it's not real. 10 seconds remaining.

Comparing. Media Markt.

Yeah, we can go to Media Markt and buy accessories. Oh, I could get the wireless charger.

Yeah.

Wow, this looks so pretty. Blurry background.

Hmm.

Are you jealous?

Look at my bike.

Your bike?

There's a bike in the living room.

Oh, pretty. Should I put light or dark?

I like light mode.

Not sure.

Dark mode is so depressing.

But it looks It looks— I don't know, actually.

It looks better.

It looks cool.

Yeah, it does match better with the phone though.

Yeah.

Is the— is the behind— oh no.

What?

This is not black, is it? It's like dark blue. Yeah, it's dark blue.

Hmm.

It's finally ready. Welcome to iPhone. Oh, why has it gone off? It went off straight away.

Oh wait, you don't have a SIM card.

Yeah, I'll put in— why is it blinking? Oh wow, you can see the face detecting light blinking.

Oh yeah.

But you can't see it in real life. You can only see it in the camera.

What the heck? Weird.

That's strange. I'll just move my SIM card from my Samsung in— into it. Yay, it's ready!

Go to the camera.

All my games and apps are downloading.

Hmm.