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There's like some beef, some drama happening between Chris Broad and that Oriental Pearl girl. It's kind of funny.

Chris named and shamed her in a community post, and then she asked him to take it down and had a bit of a spat. Yeah, I'm just mentioning it.

People really hate that Oriental Pearl person. Seems like a lot of it's because her name's Oriental Pearl. I never realized that people don't like that word. It's— I, I wasn't even on YouTube, I was scrolling on Google News feed and it popped up on my Google News feed.

Yeah, I talked to her before. I think it's so dumb that people are hating on her because her name's Oriental Pearl, but I've been looking into it.

It says in the 1990s, the US government started removing the word Oriental from official use.

Bill Clinton signed a law eliminating Oriental from federal documents when referring to people. Apparently it has colonial undertones. And it's racist, and it— they're like, it's like derogatory, and it lumps together diverse cultures and people into one word.

Apparently it's not a slur but a microaggression, not as hateful as racial slurs. Carries a legacy of othering and diminishment. It's often seen as a subtle form of racism that perpetuates harmful stereotypes.

I never thought it was a bad word.

Obviously Chris had a jab at the name as well.

I reckon Chris is super lefty.

Yeah, he posted it on his YouTube channel and he made a tweet. Oriental Pal's asking him to remove it.

Yeah, Chris didn't like it when I made a video about him, but he doesn't mind bashing other people.

Hypocrite. And all his stupid fans are all on his side. I scrolled through the comments, didn't see anyone disagree with him.

And apparently she perpetuates negative stereotypes, uses her race to get clickbait views. And apparently there's like a problem with saying you're white to get views. I think it's so stupid.

Mr. Meow Meow and Black Cat outside chasing each other. At least they've got each other's company.

I'll bet you anything Chris is really against Brexit. And I bet he voted for Labour.

And I don't even know if he can vote anymore since he's not been living in the UK for such a long time.

I'm not sure how it works.

Well, I bet he would support Labour then.

Damn, market tanked last night. Good thing I opened that short.

They're really bizarre. People attack her because of her name Oriental Pearl. It's just the name of some TV show that was in China, wasn't it?

All of Devana and Kumbhula lived then.

So my socks took a beating.

Apart from gold. Typical, the one thing I sell is the only thing that didn't take a beating.

Bitmine down £100. Lite Strategies down 20%.

Portfolio suffered 2% last, uh, last night.

Oh, still on Battlefield 6. Oops, change it.

IRL. So it seems like I've been doing good, haven't got any emails from Kick.

Fingers crossed. Still thinking about leaving? No, I'm not.

So my sister said if I come back, she would have to leave before I come back because I'm sick.

Yeah, I didn't, didn't think about Me being sick could be bad for the baby,

so I should probably just stay here whilst I recover.

No point getting everyone sick.

I feel better, it's just I got a chesty cough now.

So I don't know if this is like the contagious part or if it's like the wrapping up part. Now I'm just expelling the dead cold cells with the phlegm. Who got you sick? Well, me and my girlfriend went out on the weekend and there were a lot of people, so I guess someone coughed and I inhaled. And

it was quite cold and I was underdressed, so I was a bit chilly. That probably didn't help.

Yeah, I've had 2 pairs of trousers on, I think, the entire year. Even during summer, I had 2 pairs of trousers on the whole time.

I'm still a bit bummed out about being cancelled, but I

guess you get used to it.

They're trying to cancel Oriental Pearl now. Yeah, Chris Broad named and shamed her.

I did not sleep well. I couldn't get— I was still awake at 1 AM. I probably fell asleep around half 1 or 2, and then I woke up at 6, and then I woke up at 7.

I finally managed to get some good sleep. I woke up at 8.

Chris has like a massive moral grandstanding chip on his shoulder where he thinks he's like God's messenger of all that's righteous and gracious.

He's always whining about immoral people or like Logan Paul, MrBeast, because they do this or they do that to get views. Because the way he, Chris, gets views is so honorable.

Chris does nothing wrong, which gives him the leverage to attack people who do do things. I mean, if Chris also did things wrong, like, he wouldn't have the ability to attack people because he'd be a hypocrite. But because he's so— oh, does everything perfect. Sorry, Squeaky Clean, right?

Because he's got such a big platform, he must voice his stupid fucking opinion that no one asked for. Chris is fucking annoying.

I mean, they're all pretentious. Joey, Connor, Garn. They're all such goody fucking two shoes, squeaky clean, holier than thou. And their stupid fucking fan bases, a bunch of fucking brown-nosing dickheads. Oh, Garn works so hard. They all started off with nothing and worked their way up.

Stupid fucking fans.

What did he say? I screenshotted it so I could read it.

I'd appreciate if this post was taken down. It only leads to creator-on-creator harassment.

Why does it matter if I film this video with a GoPro? You made sweeping generalizations about Japan based on a handful of streets. To several hundred thousand people. If you're not willing to have your public opinions scrutinized, don't bother making them public for cheap views.

Drama with the J-vloggers again. It's like 2010 all over again.

I don't know why there's a problem when— if you put like white guy or white person in the title.

I don't see anyone complaining about like Asian guy. Like no one complained about Elvis the Alien putting Asian Onision in his title, did they?

You always gotta make a big fuss over nothing.

Well,

I guess I just got to suck it up. And, um, how many days? Got 2 weeks of this. No weekend breaks for me.

At least it gives me a chance to get my finances back up.

And I'm sick anyway, so maybe it wouldn't have been a good idea.

Just bummed out.

Focus on the money.

Basically, I just got 2 whole weeks, 14 whole days

of nothing.

And then I don't even know if the end of the month

thing— if I was going to put a percentage on it

Maybe like 65% sure it's gonna happen, but probably with conditionals. Like, I can go, but only one night instead of 2 nights. Really sorry.

I can go, but— there's gonna be a but, isn't there? Rather, I mean, but is the best case scenario. Worst case scenario is all out cancel.

I mean, Chris is the kind of guy to be friends with Natsuki just so he can say, oh, I do have Japanese friends.

Yeah, the one Japanese friend

who's dumb as fuck. Oh, he's got Ryotaro as well. Ryotaro, he's quite a smart guy.

Natsuki literally looks like he's brain damaged.

Yeah,

I've heard him talk about how he want— he had dreams to be on TV or do TV work or film work, and he saw YouTube as a stepping stone

in that direction,

but the stepping stone became Like the final stone.

Not many YouTubers have broken through into TV and succeeded, have they?

You kind of get pigeonholed.

18, 19, Saturday, Sunday. 25, 26, Saturday, Sunday.

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13,

14. Yeah,

a lot of British people shit on the UK. It's always like, oh, it's rubbish here, isn't it? Oh, why can't we have that here?

Look at BMNR. But look at everything. Everything's tanked.

Um, it's only down 20— okay, 25% is quite a lot.

I wish I sold when it hit 65.

Yeah, well, it's October. October is known for volatility. Besides, Brian said the Fed are going to turn back on the money printers and end monetary tightening, and so the market's going to pump.

October sell-off, buy the dip. November, December rally, crash Q1 next year. My prediction. Oh.

How am I gonna get through this next 2 weeks?

Gonna be rough.

Still, I still can't get over how she doesn't want to see me over 30 pounds.

I mean, I did say it's just 20 pounds, isn't it? And she was like I don't want to take money off you,

but you know for sure she's going to be down the shop buying something for like £20, so it's not like she doesn't have it.

But maybe other things, financial things, are stressing her out. She's not in the mood to be social. Could be,

could be the case.

So now I got no plans until 2 weeks.

Feeling fairly certain we're still going ahead with the event,

but after this, my, um, confidence is shaken.

Oh, my charger isn't plugged in.

So it makes me like think back to April, like April to August.

How did I survive 4 months Well, I had other distractions like the fangirls, Crips, and then I was quite excited with Kick and I was like busy IRL streaming around Devon.

So I had other distractions, I guess.

Yeah, maybe like some luck happens. She says, oh, I got some extra money, I can see you next weekend. You never know.

Gotta think positive, don't you?

I'll use this time to grind out the streams, make more money. I need it.

Amazon debt's racking up, overdraft's racking up.

I need a new distraction.

With how gloomy it is outside and also being sick, it's not ideal.

Get the kitten.

That was— I mean, before I met her, the whole plan was I was going to get a kitten. To distract me.

That's life, isn't it? Got to find distractions,

like find something else to focus. I have like laser hyperfocus,

like I only— I can like get fixated on, obsessed on one thing.

But when you can't, when you don't have a thing to hyperfocus on, you feel kind of lost.

Like you're just drifting.

Streaming is a good way to make money, but

It doesn't really feel like I'm doing anything.

And 2 weeks feels like an eternity. To most people, 2 weeks is nothing because they got all these other things going on and commitments.

And then add in the fact that the way I make money is by staring into the abyss all day long. Time goes so slowly.

Everyone's so busy. This makes me realize I'm like the least busy. I'm always so available. So flexible.

Other people don't have that luxury.

We've got other stuff going on, juggling multiple things.

I don't want to get all absorbed into video games. It feels horrible when you realize you just spent all day playing some video game.

I don't like that feeling.

And then the weekend comes, I can't even check stocks.

But I really, really hate the weekends because there's no stocks.

Now I can't see my girlfriend.

These stalks gave me something to obsess over.

I didn't sleep much last night. Probably 6 hours.

Kept waking up in the night.

I had some weird dream, but I don't remember it.

At least if I had a normal job, like I go there and there's other people and distraction, and then you're busy doing the task. Like if I got a job at Tesco

But streaming doesn't really work as a distraction like that.

Nigel Farage stars in House of Guinness. Look at that Guinness, white on top as it should be, but the majority of it is black. Now I've got no problem with things being black, as long as they're not black here. Say what you like, I do get red. Get me a good honest pint of English ale. Oh bloody

hell, this is brown! Nigel Farage stars in House of Guinness. Look at that, white on top, white on top, as it should be. But the majority of it is black. No problem. Pretty funny.

Oriental Pearl's kind of annoying. Yeah, she's very emotional.

She also like gets very annoyed when people unsubscribe or complain about her videos,

kind of like me.

Greetings, fellow humans. We are changing our company name to Meta. We're so excited about this new name and so eager to make you forget the old one that all of our users will now get a powerful electric shock if you say Facebook.

Wow.

Collab with her

about what? I don't care about Japan anymore.

Don't care about languages anymore. In my eyes, she's done nothing wrong. She's just playing the YouTube game. So I'm in

her favor. Like, I'm in her camp because I fucking hate the YouTube game.

Negativity sells.

Yeah, she's just hustling and you got stupid idiot Chris Broad, goody-two-shoes golden boy,

holier than thou with his stupid goody-two-shoes idiot audience.

Brown-nosing him.

Oh, Chris, I've been watching you for 10 years. Your content helped me so much. Shut the fuck up.

These are the same people that hated on me when my channel was gaining traction. Same pricks.

They're the reason why I fell out of love with YouTube.

At least my hair is looking good today. Do you like my beard? Didn't shave for 2 days, trying a new look.

Mm-hmm.

What am I gonna do with my boring life?

Maybe I'll get that gaming computer. Fuck it. At least I can build it, fix it up,

have something to work on,

feel some kind of sense of achievement when it works, and then be able to play Battlefield 6. Max graphics,

then I can die 50 times around

without lagging.

I don't even feel like I can go out and risk doing a Beelivery because I'm scared if I'm not talking because I'm driving, they'll be like, uh, not enough interaction.

I mean, it's not worth violating just to make £20 on Beelivery, is it?

Do I play with viewers?

Could do, but I'm just gonna drag you down

and then randomly go

AFK. That's why I don't like having friends to play with, because I like just randomly rage quitting. I'm not very reliable. Team member, am I?

I like to just go AFK and quit when I want without having to feel bad about it.

Play a web game?

Like what? Scrabble?

I've got nothing to do.

I could try and find some hairs on the floor to sweep up.

I don't think I am allowed because it would be like a static stream with low or zero interaction. Which is what they've been bollocking me for recently.

I mean, that guy— when I started Kick, the guy in the chat did say after a few months they'll start reviewing my streams, but I didn't pay attention.

I was like, nah, they won't.

Dong Dong does delivery stuff on stream, but she probably talks. I don't like driving and talking.

I wonder if Hugh Summer has a girlfriend.

I wonder what a guy like Hubsa does.

Um, like maybe he just— it's not important to him, focuses on streaming or whatever he does.

Because he's overweight, he's not very good-looking,

not very funny or charismatic. He has a weird job, unconventional, but he doesn't really say anything wrong.

But he's got friends, so I guess that distracts him.

I feel like I'm cursed because of my sex drive and feelings of loneliness.

Money is nice and everything, but what

use is it if there's nothing

it does for you to make you happy apart from paying the bills?

I can't even use my money

to see my girlfriend. She won't let me.

It's like 20 quid.

Yeah, but don't Benny and Teizo talk when they drive? Suspender drives too, but he talks the whole time and he has this— he's obviously reading his chat.

Kick is so hung up. On interaction with the chat. Like, it's the golden rule: streamer must interact with the chat at all times.

But I barely see Dr Disrespect ever interact with the chat, or Asmongold. I mean, I don't know, sometimes

I saw Joel driving one-handed, no-handed, eating a burger.

Surely that would get you in trouble with the police.

But Kick loves it because he's interacting with the chat. Kick don't care if you're doing anything illegal as long as you're interacting with the fucking chat.

Yeah, well, guess who does care about doing illegal stuff on camera? The fucking police do. So you've got to keep 2 people happy, the police and

Kick. Hello, where are you tuning from?

I can't go back to my mum's house because I'm sick and my sister is concerned about the baby.

So I'm stuck in complete self-isolation for at least 2 weeks. That's if the event still goes through as planned.

I don't really think I can drive anywhere. I'm very dizzy.

Like, my, my senses and my awareness, it's not 100%. It's not a good idea.

So maybe it's good timing.

I'm not addicted to nicotine,

I just like the flavor of mango.

I did stop. I stopped for a whole day because it was making me cough. It's drying my throat out.

Doesn't dry my throat out anymore.

We've got 15 days, 180 hours left, guys, of streaming.

Yay!

Aye aye aye.

Ah,

only thing to look forward to is getting hungry and eating my soup.

At least I don't have to work out. That's good.

One nice thing about getting sick is I can be lazy about working out.

Always think on the bright side.

Oh God, what am I gonna do? 2 weeks of this.

See my money situation. So, hmm, might make £600 for next Thursday. That'll get me out of overdraft. And then the other Thursday, £600, that'll get out of half the credit card debt. I can't get out of overdraft and stay out of it now.

Yeah, the iPhone, it's already added.

I'm struggling to stay out of overdraft. I guess 2 weeks with no hotels

plus more streaming will help me out.

I just said the iPhone payment's already in there.

The Amazon Payments is the Flip 7 plus the iPhone.

The LiveU? Yeah, I already paid that off. I paid off all the Amazon credit card when I got my first month of Kick money because I had nearly £6,000 credit card debt on the Amazon card. I nearly maxed it out, remember?

That was furniture and the LiveU and I don't know what else. The car? No, not the car.

The car was the other credit card. I had like £4,000 or £5,000 credit card debt on the other credit card because I, um, yeah, I put down £4,000 deposit for the car

last year.

Newspaper delivering company.

Make £300 a week, £50 a day.

Start bright and early at 4 AM. No thank you. 2 hours each morning. Who the fuck reads the newspaper still? A love for early mornings and being your own boss. I'm not waking up at 4 AM. That means I've got to go to bed at 8 PM. No way,

newspaper round as a 36-year-old. How sad.

Yeah, with all these other businesses like HMV, Blockbuster going out of business, I can't believe the newspaper's still going when you can get the news for free on your phone.

Imagine paying for the news.

Yeah, I didn't really think that—

well, camera just lagged. I didn't really think my sickness would be a concern for the baby. Like, it didn't really cross my mind, but yeah, makes sense, I guess. Can babies even get sick?

Like, catch a cold?

But then if my sister gets sick or someone else does, then that will not be good because they'd be tired. Trying to look after a baby and being sick, it's not— I mean, it's already hard enough not being sick.

Well, I never saw a baby coughing. And like, have you ever seen a baby get a sore throat? I haven't.

Like, have you ever seen a cat having a cold?

You ever see— you ever seen a cat with a temperature or runny nose? Yeah, they randomly sneeze, but they don't have coughs and runny noses all day.

Humans are just stupidly weak.

Can't survive outside, can't hunt their own food, gotta have a house, gotta be cocooned in a warm house and clothed. Animals can just exist outside and they're fine. Most animals outside living day to day, escaping death and becoming prey.

Humans are

so soft. They've got— have all these products like toothpaste and shampoo and soap and clean your clothes. Cats just lick themselves and they get clean.

They don't need toothpaste and soap, toilet paper. They just shit on the grass. I mean, nothing else wipes their bum

and they're fine. I mean, why do I have to wipe my bum? You wipe it clean and shit again, gets full of shit all over again.

I mean, what would happen if you just stopped wiping your bum after pooing?

That's how— I mean, it must have been like that at some point.

What did they do before toilet paper? Just get a leaf.

Cavemen probably just went around with shitty bum holes all the time.

Damn, I wish I had myself a cavewoman girlfriend. Hairy, smelly, covered in shit.

I really doubt they'd be like jumping into the river all the time when it's freezing cold.

How's my GF? Fine, I guess. She said good morning. I guess she's at work now.

I was supposed to see her tonight.

Oh, look at the time.

1:11:11. Just when I check the time is

1:11:11. Things are as they are meant to be. This is the right track.

This is the way.

It still stings being placed lower priority than a packet of cigarettes.

I mean, too broke to come and meet up, but not broke enough to buy a packet of cigarettes. I'll buy her a packet of cigarettes for her present.

A mad way to put it. Yeah, but that's what it feels like.

Because you know she's gonna— she's not like gonna stop smoking, is she? And biting stuff.

I literally got denigrated down to the lowest priority.

That's what it feels like.

Not like it would cost thousands or hundreds to see me.

Well, what can I

do? Separated by this impenetrable wall of

50 miles distance.

With no way to overcome it. Humans literally went to the moon, but 50 miles?

Nope, it's just too much of a distance.

Yeah, I'm thinking about getting Bobby back out of the closet.

But my hands are tied. I have no moves. To make apart from just sit tight. Sometimes all you can really do is nothing.

And I'm sick, so I can't even do anything like go out, go shopping.

Feel so trapped.

It's like COVID all over again, but this time no meter.

Yeah, I can go on Amazon and waste money. Great.

Would be cheaper if I just bought an Xbox and a capture card and plugged it into my monitor.

Well, I just use my Switch, get a capture card, but there's nothing on Switch I really want. I mean, Switch doesn't have military FPS shooters. It's got stupid Splatoon.

I don't really want to play, but I really can't.

They're

up to

you.

Maybe I sell the Switch too.

To the CEX shop.

I haven't played it in weeks.

I can't believe I've got nothing to do.

Maybe I'll try and make apple crumble again. Why not? I mean, I've already bought the flour and butter, so not using it would be wasting it.

Yeah, I might try the apple crumble again.

Not like I can refund half a stick of butter.

Take it back to Tesco. Hello, I bought this stick of butter, but my apple crumble didn't turn out good. Can I get a refund?

Got a stick of butter when you needed it the most, but don't have it now when you don't need it. You got it. That's like—

I know what was wrong is that I didn't incorporate the flour into enough butter. It's not supposed to be all floury, it's supposed to be Like little balls of floury butter, like sand.

I don't know if I didn't put enough butter. I mean, I used half the stick of the fucking butter.

I should have used the juice from the fruit. Yeah, I feel like the flour shouldn't be all dry. I shouldn't have, um, reduced the fruit juice. Reduced the fruit juice.

My mum didn't put any water into the flour.

Could do it now.

Look up Nigella Lawson. Uh, I don't really want to get an erection again. I already wanked 3 times last night.

I'm already so blueballed this month.

Like, do I look fat and ugly? That's still bang.

Bet she's smelly as well, just how I like it.

Market gonna tank.

I'm up £21 on my short that I entered last night. I'm down £250 on my longs.

Traveling Trader said he's opening a hedge.

I remember last time he did that, market ripped.

And then he's like, well, you should never want your hedge to work out. Your hedge should always be 20% of your portfolio.

It's insur— it's like buying insurance. You hope that you don't have to use it, but you get it in case anyway.

Guess that's true.

Gold's ripping.

I keep saying you cannot destroy gold. I saw this clip, this guy said it's impossible to destroy gold unless you have a nuclear explosion? What if

you melt it into a liquid and chuck it in the sea?

I mean, it would be impossible to regain every little molecule of gold that's been diluted into the sea. Or you shoot it into space.

Yeah, it's still gold, but It's gonna be like tiny little atoms of it. How are you gonna regather it?

It will settle all in— all around the world in the ocean beds. You'll never get it back. Just chuck it in the ocean, it'll sink to the bottom. Good luck finding that again.

They keep discovering new gold, don't they?

So just because you can't print it doesn't mean we've mined all of it.

And I don't think gold spot price is based on how much gold there potentially is in the planet. How would they know that?

Like, you could say the same for anything. Like, you cannot destroy a human body. It just takes on a different form. Like, you'll— okay, the blood will evaporate and then come down as rain.

Technically, it's still there. Like, technically, everything that's ever existed still exists, just in different forms. Oh, the dinosaurs still here, just in different forms.

Okay, go find a dinosaur then.

Okay, I made the apple crumble.

Why am I still vaping if you're sick? Um, it helps trigger coughs, which helps bring up phlegm.

I'm in the expulsion phase of the sickness.

The battle is over.

Now

it's the cleanup job.

Hey, hey, hey, look who's gonna take

Not addicted. I could stop anytime.

What made me start vaping? Someone sent me some vapes. So I thought I'd give it a try.

I thought it'd be rude if I didn't use it since he spent the money.

Just being polite.

Cancer in 2 years? Oh, come on, people smoke cigarettes for decades and they're fine. Look at Gandalf, he smoked all the time. What about Christopher Lee?

Christopher Lee smoke?

Said yes, Christopher Lee was a lifelong cigar smoker.

And he died what age?

93! Christopher Lee smoked cigars. He lived until 93 years old. How did he die?

Do not say old age. Heart failure and respiratory problems. Okay.

Whoops. Heart failure and respiratory issues.

Was it because of smoking?

There's no evidence that public— there's no public evidence that Christopher Lee's death was from

directly caused by smoking.

Maybe he would have lived to 100 plus.

Besides, I'm not gonna smoke.

Oh, once I'm done with these, I'm not buying anymore.

Where everyone tuning in from today?

Oh God.

Which flavor of pot noodle is the worst? Probably curry flavor. I haven't had the other ones like chow mein. I think there was a sticky— I haven't really had the other weird flavors.

Bombay Bad Boy is awful.

Tastes good when you're hungry for the first 1 minute.

Can't beat beef and tomato. Chicken and mushroom's close second, but I don't like the— don't know, it's got like this chickenee flavor I'm not a fan of.

Yeah, I don't like the Nissin ramen and Japanese cup noodle. Terrible.

I don't like the texture of the noodles. I like the texture of pot noodle because the noodles are like springy. I don't like it when the noodles will fall apart in your mouth and there's no springiness.

And the soup's really nice for beef and tomato. They're very rich and savory, warms your heart,

softens your stool.

Gives you diarrhea.

Could you try and make the crumble again?

See if the landlord messaged me.

Imagine he saw my crash out yesterday.

Nope. What happened yesterday? Nothing really. Played some Battlefield 6.

Uh, that's it. I might put my robe on.

Must be— it might be concerning if your tenant is like crashing out and saying he's going to ditch every other week. Yeah, well, that's why I don't want people watching my streams. Just because I say it doesn't mean I'm going to do it.

Just because I say I feel like doesn't mean I'm gonna do it.

Where's my McDougall flour?

McDougalls.

Really gotta learn how to make it crumble.

So fucking cold now.

Red weeds outside.

Her favorite food? I don't know, every time I ask she's like, oh, I'm easy with food. She'll just say anything.

Sounds like it's over. I don't think so. I think it's like life's very hectic for her. She can't juggle all these commitments, and it's like she's had to make a choice, and she chose not me,

which is why it stings a bit. But then in her defense, it'll be like, oh, but it's only 2 weeks. I've seen you every week since we met.

Yeah, 2 weeks for you though is like a lifetime for me.

I live in a continuum where life— time passes slower, 20 times slower than everyone else. I got no life.

I can't even go home because they don't want me to spread my sickness to the baby or the parents.

Fair enough. Oh, hey James Pine, where are you tuning in from?

2 days, is that enough? Butter. I can't sell my butter as organic as I didn't pay £600 to get it certified as organic, but I don't use sprays and fertilizers. So if you want some butter that's not organic but hasn't been sprayed with fertilizer, I sell them on my website.

250 rye of butter. Oh,

it's cold. What if I grate the butter?

Where's that cheese grater? That's a bit of a mess. I hate cheese graters because they're such a mess to clean up.

I'll start off with a bit of flour.

Melt the butter? No, they said the butter's gotta be cold.

It's gonna melt anyway. Yeah, but they say that about pies, don't they? That the butter shouldn't melt. It should melt when it's being cooked, not before. If I cut it into very tiny pieces like

that— I didn't see my mum do this, no.

It's like cheese, so tough.

I remember when I was making pies in Thailand, you had to make sure the butter was refrigerated when you mix it into the flour to make the pastry flaky.

Maybe I'll

try that much first. It's probably too much butter, put more flour.

My mum used a fork. Why not use hands?

You can't have bits of loose flour.

Yeah, but there's too much flour. For how much? There's not enough butter.

Maybe I gotta put more butter.

But my mum showed me how to do it.

I did watch Jamie Oliver do it.

And his crumble just looked like little bits of flour— I mean, little bits of butter with flour.

The flour is not becoming less floury.

Maybe I need more butter.

Look, it's still just flowery.

Do I need so much butter? I already used half the stick the other time. I guess I just keep adding butter until it stops looking like flour.

I'll just add the whole thing, maybe.

Well, I tried to do what my mum showed me, but I must have not remembered it properly.

But the recipe said the butter's supposed to be cold.

Surely that's enough butter.

It's got to crumble into like little bits of butter and flour.

No, it's not supposed to be melted.

I know what I'm doing.

Why not just chuck butter on the top of it instead? Get rid of the flour.

Yeah, this is looking more like— it's supposed to be like a really dry pastry that doesn't stick together. Yeah, like that.

It's supposed to be like flaky and crumbly. That's why it's called a crumble.

And it's got to look kind of yellow, like a darkish yellow.

Yeah, that's more like it. Fuck yeah, good thing I didn't chuck the pan in the bin.

I mean, good thing I took it out of the bin after I chucked it in the bin.

There should be no white powdery flour because last time I basically just baked raw flour on top of fruit.

Yeah, like that. Look, see?

I know what I'm doing.

It's gonna be like crumbly dough.

My hands hurt.

And you get like these big bits and just crumble it all up.

Oh yeah, look, that looks pretty good.

No, it's aching, that muscle between my thumb and finger.

It even smells like apple crumble.

I think that's good. It's like couscous.

Where everyone tuning from in today's one, guys?

Make it nice

and loose. Now, do I put the cinnamon in the crumble or the filling?

It's funny how pastry baked stuff is just sugar, flour, and butter. Zero nutrition.

The cinnamon in the fruit. Do you think I need more butter?

Okay, I think that's good.

Smells like butter.

Okay, surely this time it's gonna work.

It's really annoying washing flour off your fingers.

Okay,

put some cinnamon, put some sugar as well.

Then me, Lara. Smells

nice. Oh, I nearly threw it all out.

Okay, now for the fruit. But first, take my messages.

Mm-hmm.

Okay, let me know what I'll say.

Hello, Hunter, where are you training?

Now I've got to skin the fruit.

I don't know if the potato peeler would work better for the peeling.

Where is it? I haven't seen it in ages.

I don't even know where it is.

I haven't touched it since— I think since I made that hash brown. Just use a knife.

I don't know where the peeler is.

I don't think I have the energy to rage. To be honest, feeling pretty, um, defeated in life at the moment.

I hope there's some good news soon.

That's one apple done.

2 more apples.

Damn, the crumble looks pretty nice.

It's funny how my mum knows how to make such random British food that even British women don't know how to make. I'm pretty sure most British women don't know how to make a lasagna.

They just buy the pre-made one, put it in the oven, don't they?

You know, I never had a girlfriend who cooks.

It's always been me that's done the cooking. I wonder why.

I never met a girl who's into cooking.

I don't think I even really ever remember a girl making a meal for us.

Maybe I just don't attract those types.

Even Fasta never made any food.

She always bought food, brought it home.

I'm not really bothered. To be honest, I don't mind making a few.

It's no high priority for me.

My pet peeve is when they got such a busy life

and I feel like

I gotta take a back seat. That's my pet peeve.

Lasagna is easy?

I don't know, a lot of steps. You gotta brown the meat, chop the onions, cook it all off, put the sheets in the bowl, layer it up,

and then fingers crossed it all turns out well. Not too wet, not too dry.

Who saw Chris Broad beefing with Oriental Pearl?

I wonder what he thinks about the Xiaoman NYC guy, because he always has titles like White guy shocks locals.

Chris Broad trying to make YouTube great again.

Expose the scammers and the bad eggs.

Chris Broad running for YouTube and he's like, what Well, if YouTube is all I can do in life,

then it's my duty to tighten up the ship around here. He's like, well, I wanted to be a fleet admiral, but all I managed to become was the captain of this shitty tiny little ship, so I might as well get it spick and span with my powers.

All these bad YouTubers making YouTubers look bad, which makes me look bad. Can't be having that. He only cares because it makes him look bad because he's a YouTuber.

There's so many people like Logan Paul, Jake Paul disgrace the YouTuber name, he takes it personally.

Because he'd be like, oh, because people like Jake Paul, it's hard to film anywhere now.

Just thinks about himself, doesn't he?

Selfish. Chompy chop in the bin.

Oh, hey Mummy, where are you tuning in from?

Hope you're enjoying the stream.

I guess I used that bit.

Apple's done.

Whose side am I on?

I'm on Oriental Pearl's side. I don't think she did anything wrong. YouTube is a stupid platform

full of stupid people.

Negativity gets clicks.

I say exploit the fuck out of it.

Chris Broad can go suck an egg.

Imagine getting mad because her name's Oriental.

Like, do you think she named her channel Oriental Pearl because she's racist?

I highly doubt it.

They're thinking too much into it. It's just the name of some TV show.

Apparently Bill Clinton Um, passed a law to eliminate the word Oriental from being used in federal documents because it's racist,

harkens back to the days of colonialism.

Okay, apple's done. Uh, put it in the bowl.

I think I won't put in the raspberries because they just disintegrated.

Cinnamon powder.

Microwave it.

Got the crumble ready

to crumble.

My seat's nice and warm.

Where I want to go. Yeah, I guess I got nothing to do on the weekend now, so you guys get more Jason.

That means I get an extra 4 days of streaming since I got this weekend and next weekend free now. That's, um, £400

plus no hotels I got to book.

Winning.

What? I'm microwaving the apples. That's what my mom said. My mom said you microwave the apples and they fruit.

I should make a channel called Occidental—

Occidental— what's the opposite of a pearl?

Occidental Diamond. I don't know. What's black, round, small, and smooth?

Occidental Peanut.

Did you like my joke?

Oh no, market ripping.

But Traveling Trader said it's going to tank.

Tricked me again.

Is that a white hair?

Or is it just a trick of the light?

One day I'll tell you the full extent of my house's failings. Opulent and virulent.

That guy's voice is so cool.

I wonder if when Chris Broad is done with his YouTube career, he's just gonna like go all out making videos bashing other YouTubers that he hates. Because he's already started. I was surprised he bashed Oriental Pearl, named and shamed her like that.

He didn't even make a video, he just wrote a text post.

Chris's broadening backside.

I can't believe I donated to a tosy. I looked up my donut records. It says I gave a tosy a $5 Super Chat back in like 2020.

I don't even watch him. I don't even like him. I don't know why. Maybe I was in a good mood or something.

I can't believe Johnny is still stuck in South Korea. Hasn't it been like a year now?

Just let the guy go, for God's sake.

He's banned everywhere anyway. It's not like he can like do streaming anymore, can he? Where's he gonna stream?

Well, if he's gonna get like 10 years, he should just take all his money Put it in the stock market, who live rent-free, no bills for 20, 10 years. When he comes out, be a rich man.

Why defend Johnny? I don't know. I mean, all he did was be very annoying. It's not like he killed anyone or beat anyone up.

Going to jail for being annoying.

I mean, what's her name, Venus Angelic, was smuggling meth in Japan and all they did was deport her. So you're saying being annoying in public is worse than smuggling meth?

Venus got off easy. If it was Philippines, they would have executed her.

I guess they want to make an example.

Maybe it marks an end of nuisance streamers. I don't think anyone's going to want to risk jail.

What? Yeah, I mean, that's the funny thing. Being annoying outside on stream gets you locked up, but then literally having like scam bar in Roppongi where you drug people and steal their credit card information That's okay. Please don't do anything.

You know why? It's because these Nigerian scammer people are like affiliated with the Yakuza or something,

or they got connections with the mob.

Shibuya is a shithole. I hate Tokyo.

Damn, gold ripped to 4374, nearly 4400. Oh God, I lost nearly all my gains on my short. Market's ripping.

Bit mine ripping.

It ripped 5%. Nice.

Check my apples. So when should I add the raspberry? Raspberries don't really take much to cook. I could just add them in the oven.

I think the raspberries added too much bit quick. Wow! Whoa! Is that soft?

Smells like Christmas.

Do you think that's enough? No, it is not. Do you like my crumble? See, that's what the crumble is supposed to look like,

like a crumbled biscuit.

Oh God, it is nice having a job where you don't have to go out when you're sick. You can still do it. I wouldn't really want to be doing delivery work when I'm sick like this.

I remember I had to take a 2-week-plus break from Amazon when I got sick last year.

Preheat the oven 200 degrees centigrade.

Do you think Ice is ever going to do another 100-day marathon stream?

I feel like— no, he won't.

I miss the guy.

He was my inspiration.

Hmm, do I have to mash it up? It looks kind of dry.

Oh no, it's still kind of wet.

I mean, they're soft, but they're not mushy.

Well, he should be set for life. He bought a house, he's got loads of savings, probably millions in the bank.

Investments. Guess he's not having kids anytime soon.

Wasted 8 years on that Kimberly. Unless they get back together again,

which he probably would.

Tastes weird. I don't know if I— it tastes weird because I'm sick

or because it's weird.

This pan thing's too— I don't know— big.

Oh, my raspberry's moldy. Okay, no raspberries.

Moldy raspberries

crumble.

I could save the rest of it because I think I've made too much crumble. That actually looks pretty good.

I forgot to put the raspberries in the fridge.

This pan is too big.

But it was the only one I could find at Tesco. I actually wanted like a glass round one, but I think they only sell that in the big Tesco.

Looks a bit dry. Yeah, but it's all incorporated into the butter. There's no like loose flour, which is the problem. That was the problem last time.

Save the rest of the crumble for next time. Where's my containers?

Maybe— no, where are all my containers gone?

Getting in the mood for a bit of Battlefield.

Save this for next time.

This goes in the wash, in the wash, and it's paying.

Doggone, it's paying.

I can't believe yesterday I thought I was gonna pack my bags and go home.

I don't know, if I wasn't sick, maybe I would have done.

It's kind of hard with my rope on.

Oh, oh, oh, cold. Where everyone tuning in from?

Ah,

lovely urination.

Nice and yellow.

What is an Arduino starter kit?

Uh, should I take those trays out? I don't think it matters really. I'll put it in the middle shelf this time since TB's here, not here to nag me to put it on the top shelf. Okay, 30 minutes, it'll be 1 o'clock.

What about learning something? I'm learning to make apple crumble.

Sounds like I've got post.

General post.

It's like a voting thing.

I don't know why they got to send me a letter.

Oil.

Getting cold now.

Really? Should we do a prediction?

Will our apple crumble be a success this time? Yes or no? 30 minutes, that's exactly how long it's going to take to cook.

Cast your points all in.

At least my face looks less bloated. I mean, my face was like really bloated when I was sick.

Oh, I didn't, um, take my zinc. Might go get my zinc quickly.

I got the zinc, vitamin C and zinc.

I hate it when you swallow tablets

and then you have liquid in your mouth to swallow it down with, but the liquid all goes down first and then the tablet gets stuck in your throat. I love that so much.

What is the topic of the day, guys?

Job recommendations, yard operative.

A yard man. Cleaning and preparing equipment. Maintaining a clean yard.

Liaising with customers on a day-to-day basis.

You'll be joining a successful FTSE 100 company.

Do you like my beard?

Took three days to grow.

My new look.

Ah, ah, ah.

Check the apple crumble when it's done. End the prediction, end the stream, and then end some lives on Battlefield 6.

Might break for lunch. Yeah, I'll break for lunch and then come back for Battlefield.

That's the plan.

Hands are sticky.

Gold tanking. I told you

I sold a little bit early. It went up another 3% since I sold.

Bondi 6. Yeah.

I think if you're not in a great mood, you can't really do well at that game,

because I was destroying people before my bad news came.

There, my YouTube channel is dead.

It only averages 1,000 views every 2 days now. It's made

$42 in October. Probably won't even make $100 in the whole month. I really should do a YouTube stream actually,

get the numbers up a bit. I might do a YouTube stream tonight actually, now I've got all this extra time. I gotta get the numbers up.

Yeah, after dinner, I think YouTube stream.

Maybe I'll break for lunch now

whilst I'm waiting for the crumble.

Feeling a bit

Lacking for the words, lacking in words.

I'm not as hungry as I felt yesterday. Yesterday I was quite hungry early.

Hmm,

only 3 people voted for the prediction.

Someone put no.

Oh, let me refresh it.

Oh yeah,

they didn't bet much, 300 points.

People have confidence in me.

Okay, I'm gonna break for lunch. See you in 20 minutes.