Live Q&A with my Sister

I think it should be ready. Where are you going? It's your Q&A!

No! You have to be in the video as well, not just me.

I'm pacing around.

I don't want to be in the video by myself. I'm scared. Hi!

That was quick. Usually when I stream on Twitch, it takes It only takes a few minutes until anyone shows up.

I'm scared.

It's your first livestream.

I don't know what to say.

They'll ask you questions and then you just answer. Look, 106 viewers already, not even a minute. See, it's so much better on YouTube.

You could at least have made your bed.

That's sad. Did he force you to do it?

Yes. Why?

You answer questions.

He owes me money, so that's why I came on here, so he can pay me back. I'm 26. My dad, my dad's still I feel really ill. My mum— our mum's gone to the hospital now with Daniel's wife. But I didn't want to go because yesterday was a bit disturbing. He's really ill still.

Someone gave us $1.99.

Oh, thank you, Rebecca. Would you ever kiss a girl? Yeah, I have kissed a girl before. Spin the bottle. It was okay. No, I'm not Hispanic, but I wish I could speak Spanish. It's nice.

People think you look Hispanic for some reason.

I don't know why, but people say our faces look the same. Look, if I had glasses—

Put my glasses on.

I look really bad with glasses.

I can't see. Wait, you look like a nerd.

I know, that's why I say you should wear contact lenses instead. You'd look better.

Do I look better now?

Is Daniel a cuck? What's a cuck?

How come you don't know what a cuck is?

I don't know. I don't know this new, new lingo.

It's a guy who's like a beta wuss who lets his woman get fucked by other men.

Oh, I didn't know. Are you a cuck?

No. And then if you have a cuckold fantasy, it means you fantasize about other men sleeping with your wife or girlfriend.

Oh. When are you going back to Japan, Daniel?

Dunno. Not sure. I should be going— I'm not gonna say the exact date. Beginning of first— no, I can't say it now. February.

Do you watch Daniel's videos? Um, I watch some of them. I don't watch the weird ones because it's weird. If he talks about sex, I turn it off.

I don't talk about sex anymore. I get demonetized.

Do you have a boyfriend? Yes, I do. He's just gone home just now, actually. You are antisocial like— are you antisocial like Daniel? Um, I don't know. I'd say not really, but I'm also introverted. I think I'm a complete mix of our mum and dad, basically.

You don't have social anxiety.

I do. That's why I went—

You speak to people fine.

Yeah, but I have, I have public speaking anxiety and social anxiety. That's why I went for hypnotherapy. Cereal. Who's older? Daniel's older. How old are you? You're 30? No, 29.

30 in March.

Does Daniel cook for you? No, Daniel's never cooked anything for me. You don't like it. I, I never even tried it. You didn't cook me anything.

There's never been.

I made you bacon today, you didn't want it.

I already had breakfast. What do you think of Cornwallis Academy?

How do they know you went to Cornwallis? I must have mentioned it.

Do you think if I stayed in Cornwallis I would have turned out more normal?

Um, I don't know, you could have— I think you would just be the same. You would, you would have had more friends, but then everybody would get into smoking and cars and drinking, and then you'd probably fall out with them. Is it true Daniel is bisexual?

No.

She looks 26. I am 26.

You're 27.

No, no, I'm 27 in May. Have you ever been with an Australian guy? No. Wincest. Seriously. They said your hair looks nice. It looks better shorter.

It used to look like a mushroom.

How come you don't get a Korean haircut? You know, like a K-pop style haircut. I think they look nice.

What do you mean, with the fringe?

When they have the fringe and then they have it short. It looks stupid. No, if you have it shorter at the side. Hello, Dad. Do you put milk in your tea?

Thank you, Adam.

Do you put milk in your tea? Yeah, I'm drinking tea now. You can't see it. Do you wash your rice? Um, yes. Yeah.

You don't need to wash it though. People just say to get the starch off.

No, I do wash it because sometimes they put bleach in it, I heard.

If it has bleach in it, how— you can't wash the bleach off.

How was teenager Daniel? Really, really shy and angry. We used to fight all the time. Don't say bad things about me.

I was a nice brother.

He pushed me into the clothes horse.

It's not called a clothes horse.

What is it called?

Laundry rack.

It's not called a laundry rack.

Who calls it a clothes horse?

I don't know. I call it a clothes horse.

Never heard anyone say that. I don't like it when it gets sunny. All the dust shows.

Has Daniel ever brought you to Japan? No.

When are you coming to Japan?

Um, I want to go to Tokyo, but you live in Osaka.

You can go to Tokyo.

How, how far away is it?

It's about 2 hours from— by bullet train.

Um, yeah, I want to go. Where's your sister-in-law? She went to, um, the hospital. With our mum, I feel a bit bad for not going, but we've been every day this week. It's a bit exhausting after a while. Also, I don't like to see dad so ill. Makes me feel really sad. Can you speak German, by the way? Meine Lieblingsfarbe ist lila. Wazzup, my fellow half-Chinese Malays? Which area of Osaka do you live in, Danny boy? Best wishes to your dad, guys.

Thank you.

Thank you, David Nino. Are you proud of your brother's bohemian lifestyle?

What's the bohemian lifestyle?

Uh, he doesn't have a bohemian lifestyle. It's like people that write poetry and play music and I don't know, what's the bohemian lifestyle?

I don't know, I don't even know what bohemian means.

I don't know, out of the normal? Is your sister a trap? What's a trap?

A man who pretends to be a woman.

Oh.

How come you don't know any of these phrases? I don't know. You don't know what SJW is, you don't know what a cuck is, you don't know what an incel is.

I don't know what they mean. I don't speak internet language.

So, a bohemian is a non-conformist, free spirit.

Are you a free spirit?

Socially unconventional in an artistic way.

Maybe you live a bohemian lifestyle.

Do you know what gaslighting means?

Oh. Oh, I do, but I forgot. What does it mean?

I always forget what it means. It means to emotionally manipulate somehow.

Oh yeah, doesn't it mean if you're having an argument and then—

You try and manipulate them emotionally.

Yeah, but I can't remember. I can't remember what it is.

Why don't they just say emotionally manipulate? Why do they have to make up these stupid new words like gaslight?

I don't know.

And there's another one, straw man. That they like to use when you're having debates on the internet.

What does straw man mean?

I don't know. It's like when you try and deflect a point of an argument by bringing up another point. I'm not too sure.

Oh yeah, I do that. Hussein said that I do that a lot.

Setting up a straw man.

I move the goalposts. Is Daniel going to pay you for talking to the These crazy people. He owes me £100 because I paid for his— I paid for your taxi from the airport.

Oh, I thought Hussein paid for it.

Well, he paid—

I paid £2,400 to get here.

Mum paid for that. She wrote you a cheque this morning.

Everyone thinks I'm paying for it.

Oh, you should— well, the cheque hasn't gone through yet.

Keep it wired.

What wire?

I'm scared the wire might get moved.

Do you hate your brother? No, I don't hate my brother.

I'm not a leech.

Come down to Canterbury and let's hang out. I like Canterbury. Canterbury's really nice. What do you dislike about Daniel's wife? Nothing, she's really cute. I like Chihiro. Today she did the vacuuming as well, and she helped— she dyed our mum's hair.

I'm not a leech. I pay my own way when mum doesn't.

Is dad improving? Yeah, he's doing better, a little bit better. Um, yeah, Yesterday, the nurse asked him to squeeze her hand if he could hear her, and he squeezed it, which is good. But he's still not woken up yet.

Was that today?

No, that was yesterday.

He squeezed the nurse's hand?

Yeah, but then they had to sedate him again because they took out some fluid from his lungs.

Increase the volume. Is it too low?

People say I speak really quietly.

I'll increase the gain.

Do you smell your own farts? No.

You look whiter than Daniel. If she had black— if you had black hair and you had it straight, you would look more Asian.

I think then we would look the same. I need to dye my hair again, it's going orange.

What color is your hair?

Is it black? My hair is naturally dark brown, but not as dark as Daniel's. It's this color, basically.

Looks the same as Matt Bunny.

It's this color. I need to dye it.

Do you approve of me being weird on YouTube?

Yeah, I think people need to be more weird. Should Daniel bleach his hair? He should dye it this colour.

What if I dyed it blonde? I used to have lots of wigs. Where did they all go?

I don't know. Favourite clothes brand? Monkey. Do you do your own hair? Um, I don't— believe it or not, I got this done in a salon. People keep asking me if I did it myself, which is annoying, but, um, no, I paid for this.

I don't know what to talk about.

Put on a wig. Did you just call me monkey?

No. Who'd you call a monkey?

I didn't call anyone a monkey. What do you do for a living? Um, I make webinars and I do coding.

You should make videos for my channel, then I get more money.

Yeah, I don't— I'm the behind-the-scenes technical person for webinars. I don't go in front of the camera.

People are bored with me now.

Maybe you need to talk about something more interesting. Talk about some hard-hitting topics like, I don't know, feminism and Brexit.

I was thinking about doing Brexit. I have no idea what it's about.

Yeah, I don't really— I stopped using— I stopped watching the news a year ago because it started to make me feel really sad.

Oh, thank you, Adam.

I am biracial. Are you proud for being biracial? Yeah, I am proud.

I don't know what to say to that.

Do you know '90s music? Yes. What programming languages do you know? Um, I only code in HTML and CSS.

You could make tutorial videos on HTML. You'd get loads of views.

Yeah, but I don't know enough. I just— I basically do basic CSS, um, and code the registration pages for our webinars. I want to learn programming. I don't know, I don't really find— I don't find JavaScript that enjoyable, I guess because it's too hard. I guess if I was good at it, I would find it enjoyable.

Do you like feminists? Feminists are ruining YouTube.

No, they're not. Oh, what was that?

You spilled your tea.

No, I didn't. Um, feminists, they're just people who think that men and women should be treated and paid equally. Rate Daniel's haircut from 1 to 10, 10 being good, 1 being horrible. I'll rate it a Um, 4.

4? How can I make my hair look better? Because it always looks shit. Look at it now.

Slanting.

How do you make it not slanting?

But wait, mine's slanting as well.

My hair always looks bad. I grow it long, it looks like a mushroom. I cut it short.

I don't think it's your hair, I think it's your glasses. See, that's so much better without the glasses.

I can't see.

You don't need to see. Have you tried coding for Android phones? No, I haven't, but I would like to. It's 2:12 PM.

Loop.

Oh, thanks, Lupita.

Oh, paying my sister back.

Why is your accent so thick? I don't know. What's our accent? Our accent is Kent accent.

Kentish.

What do you think of Malaysia? I love Malaysia. I want to go back. I want— I wouldn't mind living in Malaysia.

But they don't have beer.

They do have beer.

Not everywhere.

Live in a place that has beer. I like Malaysia because the people are really friendly. Everybody's really relaxed. People aren't so stressed all the time. And everybody walks and talks really slowly, and I like that. Cockhold fantasy. What's cockhold again? Oh, when you get somebody to sleep with your wife.

When you want someone to sleep with your wife. Thoughts on the Australian guy?

My thoughts on the Australian guy? I don't know. I don't know anything about him.

He was Chiharu's sex friend.

Yeah, I remember.

It's so weird though because they hooked up the day before we met. When I snooped on her phone, I checked all the way back until the last time they met. October the first, and they were arranging to meet up. I met her on the second of October.

But why were you snooping on her phone?

Because she left it unlocked, and she she she was getting Tinder notifications. Said you have a new match.

Oh, but you're on Tinder as well.

That's a secret.

How old are you? Twenty six.

And she didn't even say sorry.

Oh.

She just got angry because I was looking on her phone. What did she say? She just said, why are you looking on my phone?

Yeah.

And then she said she was joking.

Joking about what?

About saying, I miss your dick.

Uh, oh yeah, I remember that.

Have we been to Brighton?

Yeah, I went to Brighton a few years ago. Cutie Pie lives in Brighton. I like Brighton. The quality is a shame. Is it bad quality?

Yeah, because that internet's rubbish.

Ah.

So we look all blurry.

Ah, thank you, David 5555. How long have you been here in Brighton?

Shouldn't look too bad.

Yeah, I went to Brighton. Have you been to Brighton?

No.

It's nice.

Everyone calls me a sociopath. What do you think?

Um...

I'm not that crazy.

Sociopath is different to psychopath, right?

Mm.

What's sociopath?

I'm not sure what's different though.

I don't know, look it up. My signal is bad.

No, don't use the internet. It might slow the stream.

Um, I don't think you're a sociopath. I just think You have social anxiety. Why don't you go for hypnotherapy?

Because I don't want to.

Why?

If I didn't have social anxiety, what would be different? I'd still be just sitting here in the house.

But you probably wouldn't, and then you would— wouldn't mind ordering stuff for yourself.

It's not a big problem.

And then you don't have to be I'm walking the wire. Which wire?

That one.

Oh. What did you study at university? I studied film and English. Why does Daniel keep pacing around?

I'm nervous.

Why are you nervous?

I'm nervous.

About what?

I don't know.

It's not as scary as I thought it would be. I thought it would be worse. Daniel needs therapy. Yeah, hypnotherapy.

Why?

I don't know, it was really good.

Why would it help me?

I went twice. It was kind of expensive though. Um, that's the only bad thing. It was good. Ah, Daniel is nervous because he is protective of you. Daniel's not protective of me.

She's protective of me. Yeah.

I can't remember if you've ever been protective of me. Oh, when I fell— oh wait, was that— who fell off their bike really badly? And then I— oh yeah, that was you.

Down that road.

Then I had to carry your bike back for you.

I thought I was gonna fall I went all dizzy.

Yeah, I just remember you had a big flap of skin hanging from your hands.

All the skin came off my palms.

Disgusting.

I was doing no-handed on my bicycle down that hill, and then a car was coming, so I braked, but there was all gravel on the road and my bike skidded.

Daniel is autistic.

No.

Are you autistic?

Everyone keeps saying that.

Then why are you rocking?

Because I'm nervous. Why can't you rock?

I don't know.

Dad sent me a message last year saying that I might have Asperger's.

Asperger's?

Asperger's.

Asperger's.

It's Asperger's.

It's not Asperger's.

It is.

Asperger's. What did you— what did he say? Did he ask you to go for a test?

He just said maybe you want to think about seeing a therapist. I ignored him.

That's nice.

People keep asking me, do I have—

thank you, Marley—

saying that I should go and get checked.

I think people— anybody who acts a bit differently, everybody just says they've got autism. Does he have HIV? I don't know. Did you ever get those results back?

The test came back, said failed, not enough sample. Should have sent me 2 kits. Person who sent it to me, they should have sent me 2. Should have known I would have messed it up.

Do another.

I don't think I would have it. If I have it, then she I would have it as well, and we would have shown symptoms by now.

Do you celebrate Chinese New Year? Um, our mum gives us ang pows, and I don't know, sometimes we go out for dinner. But, um, yeah, this year mum hasn't really mentioned it much. I'm not actually sure what day Chinese New Year is this year. Is this a telenovela? I don't know.

What does that mean?

I guess like a novella but on TV.

A novella?

Novella. It's like a short novel. Do you think Daniel's smart? Yeah, I think Daniel's smart. He's good at learning things. But I think he gives up on stuff too easily.

I can only learn things if I'm interested in them.

I think we're kind of similar. We both get really obsessive over one thing and then do it every day and then—

Get bored.

Get bored. And then everyone's like, oh, why don't you get a job or do something with that thing that you learnt to do?

I want to learn guitar now.

Learn it. It's not that hard.

I think I just want to be able to do the riffs in metal music.

Um, that's probably hard. I think guitar is harder than the piano.

You only need to know a few chords and you can go da da da.

You're both autistic. Damn. Social anxiety.

I'm not autistic.

Can you guys speak Malaysian? No, unfortunately not. Do you have social anxiety? Yes, but Daniel has it a lot worse than I do.

I think Mum has autism.

But she's not— she's not nervous in front of people.

She says really silly things in front of people and she doesn't care.

Yeah, but that's like the opposite.

Not social anxiety, autism.

I don't think Mum has autism.

She has no feeling of embarrassment.

Yeah.

In front of people.

No, she gets embarrassed about about other things, she's always like, oh, so shameful, so like disgusting. She gets shame about money. I think that's just a stereotypical Asian mum thing though. Have you guys been to Singapore? Um, yeah, we went to Singapore a few years ago.

We stayed for one day. I went and met this Malaysian girl and we had sushi and you wanted to come and I said no.

Wait, oh yeah, I forgot about that.

Her face was massive.

Oh, how come you—

It was like a big plate.

Why didn't you let me go with you?

Because it was like a date.

Oh. I met up with my friend Mark from uni.

Do you still talk to him?

No, we don't speak anymore.

He's rich now.

Yeah, probably. Does Daniel have rabies? I don't think so. Do you both speak Spanish? No.

You're kicking the wire.

Ugh. What is the wire for?

It's for the mic.

Oh. What part of London are you from? Um, I— Don't dox yourself. I live in East London. Blink twice if Daniel is holding you hostage. Does Daniel smell like sushi? No. What is Daniel's favourite food? I don't know, bacon, probably. Fried pork and pot noodle.

Pot noodle.

Do you get help with your social anxiety, like talking changes? What's talking change— talking changes? Yeah, I think we get our social anxiety trait from Dad, from our dad. Can we see Daniel's armpit?

Er, no. But we spent most of our time with Mum when we were kids. How come we didn't come out like Mum? Turn out like Mum?

I think it's because Mum was really loud and would do embarrassing things, and then we'd see Dad get embarrassed, and then we thought that we should be embarrassed, and then it just contributed to feeling anxious. Why does Daniel look like Harry Potter? It's a new haircut that he cut himself.

Harry Potter doesn't have this haircut.

What temperament is your mum? Um, I don't know, loud and angry and funny. I don't know what temperament. What type of embarrassing things would your mum do? Um, it's hard to remember off the top of my head, but I don't know, just generally being insulting to people, um, asking people about their sex lives in front of their family members, um, asking waitresses if they were still on their period. Just things like that. Do you hate your brother? No. Daniel, calm down.

I'm bored.

You're like 5% Asian compared to Daniel. Um, okay. Why would she ask a waitress that? I don't know. I don't know why. I think she just wants to shock people.

Maybe she doesn't know what to say.

Maybe.

When I saw Alex at the hospital, I said, you're huge now.

Did you?

I didn't know what else to say. He was just really big compared to what I saw last time. Why is he so big now?

I don't know, he's been working out, I guess. I don't know.

Thank you, David. Was it David?

Can Daniel twerk?

No.

Do you like soda? Yeah.

We should have done a stream during Christmas.

Yeah, we should have done. Then you'd feel happy. You didn't ask me.

So you didn't seem like you wanted to do it.

Oh, I thought you would ask me, but you didn't. Yeah, we should have done one at Christmas and then—

We would have been in a better mood.

We would have been happier.

I don't really feel worried about that.

Favorite soda, ginger beer. Yeah, I don't know why you don't feel worried. I feel really worried. But they said he's still in a critical condition, so he might not be—

But he's getting better and he's waking up and he's responding.

But his kidneys aren't working. His kidneys aren't working at all.

They'll get better.

Daniel, guess your sister's favorite food. What's my favorite?

Laksa.

It used to be. I don't— what's my favorite food? I like sashimi.

What do you think of Victoria getting upset?

Oh, Victoria getting upset. Um, I don't know, I don't really understand why, why she was upset. I think some people messaged her on Instagram, but just blocked them.

She blocked me instead, and then she told all her sisters Yeah, well, I don't— I didn't see— And they blocked Mum as well.

I— what did you actually say about her? I didn't watch the video.

I just said when I was 14, I used to have a crush on a girl called Victoria, and I used to do silly things to get her attention. And then we swapped phone cases and we used to message each other.

That was it. Oh yeah, I saw that video.

I didn't say anything—

That was quite nice.

I didn't say anything sexual, didn't say anything bad.

Yeah, if I'm honest, I think she overreacted a little bit, but some people feel more, I don't know, concerned about their privacy, so I don't know.

The only mistake I made was using her first name. I didn't think people would find her so quickly from Instagram. She just— she said— Jasmine said that she was getting hundreds of messages from strangers.

That's quite a lot. Hundreds. Yeah, I guess it would be a bit worrying if you suddenly got hundreds of people message you.

I wonder what they were messaging her.

Probably not that nice stuff.

Did you know Daniel made a video about you? What else would they say?

Yeah, I don't know.

And then what would her reaction be? Oh my god, Daniel made a video on me! Block him.

Yeah, I don't know. I don't know why they blocked Mum. Did they block Mum as well?

They blocked Mum because, I don't know, maybe they thought I was looking at Mum's Facebook and looking at their photos. I already downloaded all their photos.

Why did you download them?

Why? Yeah, I don't know, in case I need him for later.

Have you walked in on Daniel doing anything weird like himself? No, no, thankfully.

Mum did when I was—

did she?

When I was about 10, 8 or 9, I was in the bathtub and I was playing with myself and she was peeking Through the door, through the gap, and then I just said, don't tell Dad, and then she walked away.

Did she say anything?

No, she didn't say anything. I saw the door open a little bit and there was a gap and I saw her face.

Oh.

And then there's one time she caught me picking my nose and eating it.

What did she say?

She was outside and she saw through the window and she just knocked the window and Worst thing Daniel has done?

He ripped my Harry Potter book because I wouldn't get off of the computer.

We used to break each other's stuff.

He tore it.

Yeah.

I put his toothbrush in the toilet.

I broke your Sims game because you broke one of my games.

Yeah.

If Dad just bought us a second computer, all of these troubles wouldn't—

No, Dad should have said, um, given us each an hour on the computer and said to take it in turns.

I used to get really angry and depressed when I had to come off the computer.

Yeah, what were you playing at the time?

When? How old? Um, when you broke my Harry Potter I was playing Star Wars Galaxies when I was 16, and then World of Warcraft when I was 17.

Sabrina asked Daniel about his best friend Nabita. He's that stupid guy who gave me a copyright strike for using his face.

Oh yeah.

Oh, thank you, Captain J. Did your mum hit you with a wooden spoon? Um, yeah, she did, but I wasn't as naughty as Daniel as a child.

Why would she hit me?

Because you kept— you used to just run past and hit me around the head.

Did I?

Yeah, you used to just push me and— or you would break my stuff if I was making something. Like, I used to line up all my plastic toy dogs on the floor and then you used to come and then you'd come and kick them all over and then run away laughing.

I think I watched too much Simpsons. I was trying to be like Bart.

Yeah, maybe.

I used to think Bart Simpson was really cool.

You've seen Daniel's gay experience video? I watched some of it, but then I turned it off. But it's funny because I thought that that guy was also good-looking.

He's better looking than any of the girlfriends I had. Shin-ya.

Shin-ya. He's a very handsome man, actually.

He's on YouTube.

If you look up— Is he?

If you look up the guesthouse I stayed at, a television network came and filmed us, and he's— they uploaded it to YouTube and he's in it.

Ah. Yeah, I remember I said to you before you published that video about the blowjob, I said to you, oh, that guy Shin-ya is really good-looking, and then you did like a funny awkward laugh. Now I know why.

I can't remember why.

Did you say a gay guy looks better than his wife?

Who's better than my wife?

You said— did you say Shinya looks better than your wife?

No, I said all my ex-girlfriends.

Yeah, ex-girlfriends.

Were fat and ugly.

Were they?

Most of them were. Either fat, ugly, or old. Sabrina looks like a snack.

Oh, thanks. I don't feel like a snack.

It's getting dark.

I feel like I want to eat a snack. Although I'm meant to be on a diet.

Why don't you have your own channel? She does.

I don't have my own channel.

Why, why is it a secret?

It's not a secret. I don't have a channel because I don't know what to say in front of a camera.

You have one, but there's nothing on it apart from one Photoshop video.

Oh yeah, that's really old. What's your favorite memory with Daniel? Um, favorite memory, uh, I don't know.

When we used to play Halo together.

Oh yeah, I always used to watch you play games.

We used to play co-op games.

I liked watching you play Monkey Island. That was fun. Thank you, Adam. Tenga is better than Fleshlight. What's Tenga?

It's like men's adult toy.

Oh. Ew.

It's like a rubber cup.

Yeah.

And it has a suction— it has like a suction feature.

I don't know, Fleshlights are weird. They're creepy. Though I don't really understand why they're creepy, because it seems normal for women to get vibrators, but it's weird for men to get Fleshlights. You guys never answered his question. What question?

Which question?

Are you guys religious? No, but I kind of wish that we were. Em, yeah, when Dad first got ill, when I really thought we were going to lose him, I kind of wanted something to turn to. It would have been nice if we were religious. Thoughts on sex robots?

Em, Don't talk about sexual things.

Oh, okay.

I'll get demonetized.

Oh. Is Daniel a narcissist? Um, yeah, maybe.

No.

He, he never asked me about how I am.

What's so bad about that?

Or how my job is, or what I do. I don't even think he knows what I do.

I do.

What company I work for. Webinars.

I don't know the name of the company.

No, but what the company does. Webinars.

No. I don't know. Why do I need to know?

I don't know. I know what you do.

You make webinars. Yeah. I already made a video called I Find It Difficult to Care About Other People.

Yeah, I know. Mum's the same. Mum's like that. She doesn't ask how people are. I think you get it from Mum.

Dad doesn't ask.

Actually, Dad never asked me either.

Dad never asked me how's my YouTube going or what I'm making.

Yeah, I don't know why. Ever been to Italy? Yes, I like Italy. The food is really nice. The tomatoes taste like tomatoes, not like here.

I think you have to be slightly narcissistic to have a YouTube channel. If you weren't narcissistic at all, you wouldn't put anything out.

Yeah.

Because you'd be so humble.

That's true. Is Daniel lazy? Yes, he doesn't take out the rubbish. And then I, then I said, I've been taking the rubbish out every day, why don't you take out the rubbish? And then he says, Oh, nobody asked you to take out the rubbish.

That's your job.

It's not my job.

I do the dishwasher.

I did the dishwasher yesterday.

Because you woke up before me.

Yeah.

I did the vacuuming.

Did you?

Yeah, I vacuumed the kitchen. Oh yeah.

Do you like Harry Potter? I love Harry Potter. Does Daniel ever stay still?

Yeah.

Rate Daniel out of 10 in looks. I would say without glasses, 8.

8 out of 10?

7, 8.

I rated Chihiro 6 out of 10.

I can't believe—

She was so angry.

Yeah, I'm not surprised.

She came home and she beat me.

I'm not surprised. 6 out of 10 is horrible.

I thought 6 out of 10 is pretty good.

No, how is 6 out of 10 good?

Because 8 to 10 would be like a supermodel.

No, 10, it would be a supermodel.

And then 7 would be really attractive, and then 6 is attractive, and then 5 is average. 6 is better than average.

No, yeah, but—

6 is more attractive than average but not as attractive as a supermodel or actress. I was just being logical.

No, but a supermodel would probably be 10. So who's a 10? Who would—

9 or 10 would be supermodels.

Yeah.

Well, actresses would be 7 or 8.

Yeah, but it's, it's subjective, so—

I'll give her a 6.5.

No, just always go with 8.

She has a nice balanced face. She doesn't have like a big nose or a weird-looking chin. I think she has nice facial structure.

Yeah, she's pretty. I'd give her an 8.

I mean, that's what annoys me. People keep saying she's pretty. She is pretty. But they haven't seen her in real life. They've only seen skin filter and low quality stuff.

Yeah, but—

And then she gets upset. She said, why do you want people to think I'm ugly? I said, I don't. I'm just saying that they don't know what you really look like. Everyone was saying Tomoko's pretty.

Yeah, but she had loads of filters on and stuff. Daniel, you are a 12 out of 10.

Who said that?

District.

Oh, thank you.

We are brother and sister. Daniel's ugly like a third-world Asian.

You should have taken the DNA test. I wonder if you have more white DNA. I had 51% Asian.

I read that girls look more like their fathers and boys look more like their mothers. Do you ever hug with Daniel? No, because he's really awkward.

I don't like hugging, it's weird. When Odile keeps trying to hug me, it's weird. I like Odile, she's Everyone was saying that I should— that Dad wants to hug me when we left for Malaysia, and I didn't want to.

I don't know. I think he did want to hug you.

He hugged me when I arrived in the airport at Christmas.

But he's also really awkward with hugging. Why does Daniel hate English people?

Because they bullied me and they traumatized me when I was a kid. They scare me.

Did Daniel change after being bullied? Um, I think he went more quiet. He got quieter. And I don't know why you didn't say anything to Mum or Dad when you were getting bullied. But why were you embarrassed?

Because when kids get bullied, it's embarrassing. They don't want to admit to it. They don't want to tell people about it.

But if it's Mum and Dad—

Because they're like, you're a loser and no one likes you. Dad said that as well. He said, why didn't you tell me and I would have moved you to a different school? But even if he moved me to a different school, I would have just gotten bullied there as well.

I don't know, you might not have done. Like, at my school, um, there wasn't that bad bullying.

I think— isn't it different for girls?

I think girls— girls just don't do as much physical bullying.

The last year of school, I started to make friends, and then I started to enjoy school. It took me about 5 years to make a friend group.

What, at, uh—

At Swadlins.

Ah. Did either of you go through a stereotypical teenage emo phase? Yes! Yeah. One time I let all my friends in the park try and dreadlock my hair. It was a big mistake.

I used to wear all black. Remember? All my clothes were black.

Yeah.

And then I started straightening my hair. To make it look like anime hair. Anime hair is just like emo hair, isn't it?

Yeah, pretty much.

And I still listen to emo music.

Yeah, I still like My Chemical Romance. I don't care what people say. Taiko-san, what's that?

Seeker Sam, this American guy.

Uh, were you the slutty girl or the quiet girl at school? Quiet girl.

Do you have black friends growing up? We had half-black friends. What's her name? Daniela and Marsha.

Yeah, but we grew up in a really white area, so— You always have black friends growing up. So not really. Sabrina, what do you think of living in London? I really like it. It's nice. There's loads of stuff to do. The only thing is it's really expensive. Yeah, I miss London. I'm going a bit mad at home.

It's so ugly looking.

I don't understand why you don't like London.

So crowded and dirty looking.

But it's nice having loads of people around.

The Underground train is so cramped. Japan's trains are huge compared to London.

Sabrina, are you a witch? I wish I was a witch.

Did you suffer from bullying?

Um, no, I didn't really get bullied. Um, somebody called me a chink once. once, and then they got really told off, em, but that was about it. In primary school, this boy, em, Mitchell, used to call me little Chinese girl, but it was kind of endearing, so I didn't really mind. Oh, at uni, this girl kept doing this, em, that South Park impression, you know, The Mongolian guy?

No.

Oh, well, somebody kept doing that to me. That was a bit annoying. Sabrina, do you do any sport? Um, no. I go to the gym at lunchtime at work for 20 minutes, but that's about it. Skidipapa skat— what? What?

What did she say?

I don't know, I missed it. BTS, the boy band. What is this then? I don't know. They've got a new boy band that's come out. There's like a new K-pop They're all the same.

K-pop bands.

Sabrina, have you ever considered modelling? No, because I'm really awkward in front of the camera, and then my face shakes when I'm nervous, so it's not good. Do people ask you of your ethnicity? Yeah, quite a lot. People think I'm South American for This is low-key awkward. Because we're both awkward people.

I'm not used to streaming with people.

You streamed with, um, Chihiro.

I feel more comfortable streaming with Chihiro.

Why?

It's boring when me and Chihiro stream because we don't talk to each other. She reads the comments and then I just start ranting about random stuff. It'd be like listening to a radio show and the 2 hosts aren't even talking to each other and they're just talking about separate things.

Oh.

It's weird.

I like Chihiro though, she laughs a lot. She's funny. I like when she shouts at you. Bruh. How did you meet your boyfriend? Outside a club in Dalston.

Expose him now, live.

Who? What?

Expose your boyfriend.

No!

His darkest secrets.

No, he would kill me. He doesn't have any dark secrets anyway.

He must have something.

He doesn't.

Thank you, Wings971. What did he say? Should I shave my head?

I think it would be funny.

I'm desperate for views. I'll look like this.

I don't know, just do it. It'll grow back. Diet blonde. Why?

I want to look quite weak.

Don't leave me, I'm scared. I like Dina Tokyo, she's my favorite YouTuber.

Don't you watch anyone else? No. What about—

I like those— no, I like—

oh, I found it!

Uh, don't talk Jordan Peterson.

Jordan Peterson's a legend.

No, he's not. I like those videos of people when they lose loads of weight, and then it shows them from the beginning to the end. I don't know why I find them really inspiring. Her boyfriend is Turkish. He's ticklish. Yes.

Speak some Turkish.

Um, g'nighten.

Good night.

Nice.

Morning.

Nasılsın?

Yes.

That's horrible.

I look like a nerd.

You look like Mum. I don't like it. It's weird.

You look really like Mum. I do look like Mum.

You do. I think you need to brush your hair.

I bought about 4 wigs 2 years ago. I'm not sure why.

Uh, where are they?

I don't know. I had a short brown bob one. I had a few straight ones.

Ugly Betty. Oh yeah, I remember that show. I liked Ugly Betty.

She wasn't very ugly though.

Yeah, she wasn't ugly at all.

I should learn how to play guitar and then wear my wig.

Yeah.

Why aren't there ever any black people in metal bands? Have you ever seen a black—

Yeah, Skindred. Never heard of it. Yeah, it's like, um, Metal reggae.

Metal reggae?

It's good. It's— I like it. Sabrina, what's your secret to happiness? Uh, well, as I learned in my hypnotherapy session, You have to think of what you're grateful for every day, and it helps.

Oh yeah, Killswitch Engage, his— the singer was a Black guy.

I forgot.

Do you know that band?

Killswitch Engage? Yeah, I remember you liked them.

I still like them.

I think my friend Grace really liked them. Or was that Trivium? I can't remember. Why does Daniel look like Yoko Ono? I don't know. Stop doing that, weirdo. I think it suits.

Weird.

It looks so bad. Why don't you comb it?

I can't, it gets caught.

Do you leech your boyfriend too? No, I'm an independent woman. You look like Nobita.

Who, me? People said I look like Nobita. I look nothing like him.

He looks weird. Daniel, take off your glasses. When you were growing up with Daniel, what did you fight most about? Um, who was playing the computer? Um, oh, do you remember when I smashed those plates because you kept leaving your dinner plates on top of the staircase in front of the bathroom door? And then I picked them up and then I threw them.

No.

I was so angry. Sabrina, are you a lesbian? No, I don't think so. Sabrina versus Daniel in a fistfight, who would win? Daniel's surprisingly strong. I thought I would be stronger than him, um, but when was the last time we properly fought?

We had a huge fight.

We had a really—

about 5, no, 6 years ago when Chris— oh yeah, and then I nearly strangled you.

Yeah, you tried to strangle me. I can't remember what we were fighting about.

Dirty cups. You keep nagging me about the Dirty cups.

It's because I need—I like clean things.

And then I was really stressed out, and then you were just coming into my room nagging me because you kept leaving all your dirt.

You kept leaving all your dirty dishes outside of your room on the floor in front of the stairs for mum to take it down. I don't remember that.

That was when I was playing World of Warcraft, not six years ago.

Yeah, that was why.

Six years ago, I used to leave my cups and my bowl.

Yeah, but if you left the sink, if you left your cup and bowl. In the sink. I wouldn't come up.

I left it on the counter.

No, it was on the floor.

I don't remember it on the floor.

You used to put it out of your— outside of your room.

On the red cabinet?

No.

I didn't put it on the floor.

You did. It was once when I came out of the shower, I saw your dirty plates on the floor and I got really annoyed.

And we were shouting at each other and I said, F off back to Yeah, it's because you called me a bitch.

Are you allowed to swear on this?

Don't say naughty words.

Oh. You'll get demonetized. Yeah, I get really angry if people call me the B-word.

And then I kicked the door. That's why there's a hole in the bathroom toilet door. And then I tried hiding it by painting using my Warhammer paint. Dad found out. That was 6 years ago.

Do you like Daniel's YouTube videos? Yeah, I like them. I think they're good. I get really— I get sick of people doing videos where they're really happy all the time. I think people need to be more depressed in their videos to make everyone else feel better about themselves.

I can't stand those YouTubers. who are like, hey guys, yeah, it gets— they're gonna do this, love you guys.

Oh, I like, uh, what's her name? I like this girl Amelia Fart. I know I've watched 2 of her videos and I really like them. I didn't like her at first, but I like that she's weird. How come you weigh more than Daniel the Leech? I don't know. I eat more.

You have body fat. I don't.

I put on weight really easily. I also really like sweet things and cake.

I can't put on weight. I'm eating 3 meals a day now. I'm eating breakfast as well.

Yeah, I don't understand—

I haven't gotten any heavier.

I don't understand how your metabolism is so good.

You should have gotten Dad's skinniness. I should have gotten Mum's fat—

Mum's really skinny though.

But she can put fat on.

Yeah.

We got the wrong traits for our gender.

Yeah, but then you would be short.

I would be bigger.

Stocky.

Stockier.

Are you subscribed to PewDiePie? No, because help against the war against T-Series. Oh yeah, I don't know. I feel I don't really don't really care. Why? I don't know.

It represents the an individual taking on a big mega corporation that is T-Series. Are they a mega corporation? Big Indian company.

PewDiePie already has loads of subscribers.

But he represents the individual.

But he's already really big. Why do I— why do we want to give him more?

Because he's gonna get beaten. He's the number one subscribed to person on YouTube. T-Series is gonna overtake.

Um, Daniel sells crack and heroin. Does he?

It's my secret business.

You would be the worst. I think you'd be the worst drug dealer.

Why?

I don't know, you'd be too awkward. Help. Thanks, Adam. Jimi Hendrix and Slash of Guns N' Roses are black.

Cool.

Are they?

Jimi Hendrix isn't metal though, is he?

No.

He just plays guitar really well.

I don't know, it's like prog rock.

Why is Daniel a leech? I'm not! I make my own money.

You bought me a Christmas present once. one year. That was really nice. I can't remember.

The VR headset?

Yeah.

You got me the same.

Oh yeah, we got each other the same Christmas present. No, you got me a little, um, L figurine. That was nice. Yeah, the plastic one. He's sitting in the chair.

I didn't get one last year. I wish I got Dad something. Don't know what to get him.

Dad is really hard to buy I got him that toy Lamborghini because I thought it would be funny, but he just looked like he didn't know what to do with it.

He's not going to play with a remote control car.

He did. He played with it for a little bit. I think he was just humoring me.

I like the helicopter. Toffee whacked it out of the— when it was moving.

I got him a Katherine Jenkins CD. He was listening to it.

I got him a Killers CD because he said he liked the Killers, so I got him their best hits.

Why are you streaming when your dad is in a coma? I don't know, we've been at home for a long time. I've had enough of feeling sad, felt like doing something different.

Tickling my face.

We're waiting for our mum to come back to tell us, um, how dad is doing at the hospital.

People said it's wrong for me to make money off of dad's situation. What do you think?

Um, I don't think— I don't know, you're not really making money off of his situation. You're just talking about it and getting money as a byproduct. And are you even making that much money from talking about it?

About £60. I don't know. Depends how many views I get. Don't make that much money.

But loads of YouTubers talk about, um, past experiences or like their depression or things like that and make money. I think it's the same. Are you both introverts? Yes. Do you like Chihiro? Yes.

She's a leech. She didn't even offer to pay for the ticket.

Hey, Yen. Did Mum pay for her ticket as well?

Yeah. She gave us a cheque for ¥2,400.

Wow.

She's not getting any, any pay this month.

But Mum said that she earns more than her.

I think so.

Because when Mum opened her paycheck, she wrote— Luke read it, and then Mum said, do I earn more than you? And she said yes. I mean, do you earn more than me? And she said yes.

Telephone operator saleswoman would earn more than a cleaner.

How old is your boyfriend? He is 32.

I didn't know he was older than me. I thought he was younger.

Did you? He looks, he looks younger than he is. What's your father's occupation? He's a refrigeration engineer.

It just sounds like he makes fridges. He makes the machines for navy ships, doesn't he?

Yeah, he designs refrigeration units for big ships and aircraft. Ripe. Oh, do you think Daniel is ripe for for marriage judging by his past actions? Um, I don't know. I think—

Ripe or right?

I think ripe, like ready for marriage. Um, I don't know. I think you're too immature.

Why do you have to be mature?

To be married.

Why do you have to be mature to be married?

It depends what you think of marriage. I guess if it's just like a piece of paper Then it's fine, but I don't know. No, Chihiro doesn't have a kid. People keep thinking that was his ex. How do they know? Know what? Um, about my ex-boyfriend.

Which one?

Uh, I don't want to say his name.

Why not?

I don't know you.

I might have told them.

Do I want to have kids? Yes, I do.

The black guy. Tell his story.

Who's David Bond?

He's that American guy who I met.

Oh.

Pickup artist.

Oh. Bedfordshire. Does Daniel want to have kids? No. Really?

Why not? I don't know. It's too much work.

Don't you want to see what they'll look like?

Um, yeah. But I worry that they'll turn into something I don't like.

Oh.

Like a weirdo.

But you're usually quite good with kids. They always like you.

Sometimes. They're annoying most of the time. Don't like the way they talk. Those kids yesterday when we were sitting at Costa drove me crazy.

Yeah, but I think if they're your own kids, it's— you don't mind as much if they're crying.

Too much money.

Is that a wig? Who, me or Daniel?

I grew my hair out.

How about being on my talk show when you get back?

No, he's not nice. He keeps leaving horrible comments.

Like what?

Can't remember.

What's a waifu?

Wife.

Are you all cat lovers? Yeah, love cats. I think dog owners, they're a bit weird.

I want a dog. Dad hates them.

I like dogs, but people just get weird around them when they're like yelling at them to sit down. I just think it's weird that you like drag another animal along by a rope.

They play with you, not like cats. Cats are boring, but they're cuter. They're nice when they sit with you.

Yeah, but if If a cat likes you, it's like an actual friendship. It actually likes you. Dogs will just love you even if you're horrible to them.

Oh, thank you, Jerkules.

Jerkules.

Read his message.

Uh, where is it?

It's gone now. He said I seem more relaxed when I'm with people.

Um, what then when you're by yourself?

I'm not sure. You seem more relaxed and chill talking with her compared to other people. Yeah, if I feel comfortable with someone, then I don't feel that nervous. If it's a stranger, then obviously I feel nervous.

Jeez, what the hell is this noise?

What noise?

It's probably me kicking the wire beeping What sound? The buzzing?

What buzzing?

I don't know.

The chair squeaking.

Oh, it's my— it's me squeaking the chair. Tell us some juicy secrets, Ab. I don't have any. I do have juicy secrets, but no.

You have loads of stories that could be turned into good clickbait.

I know.

Your, your experience trying LSD.

That was scary.

That's a safe story.

I don't know, it was— it's because I fell asleep. Well, I got scared after taking it, so I tried to sleep because I thought once when I wake up it will all be over. But I didn't realize that I was actually sleepwalking, and I ended up breaking a load of stuff. Love the fresh trim, Dan. So it was scary. Then my friend thought he was gonna die, and then he phoned his mum to tell her that he was about to die, that he'd just taken acid.

Where'd you get it?

Um, my friend got it.

From his dealer?

Yeah. I wouldn't— I don't know, I wouldn't recommend it. I don't really like hallucinogenic stuff. Can you tell us a funny childhood story of you both? Um, I don't know. Mum used to play a lot of tricks on us. Like, she'd put that— this, like, face mask on, the one that you peel off, and then she'd come out from the bathroom screaming, saying that her skin was peeling and that she needed help. And then she put a blackhead mask on her nose, like a blackhead strip, and then she said that Dad had pushed her over and that she'd broken her nose against the bathtub. How did the fight end with the strangling? Um, I can't remember what—

You stopped pushing me, so I stopped strangling you. Gripping your neck.

Yeah, but I can't remember how we—

We were like wrestling.

Yeah, but I can't—

And you were really strong because you're heavier than me, and I was trying to push you out of my room.

Also, I've been doing MMA training, so— actually, maybe I didn't start it then. I don't know, we just stopped fighting.

I got up and I tried pushing you out of my room. No, I tried shutting the door and you kept opening Yeah. I can't imagine— That's what Chris and Heather must have thought.

Yeah, they must have been like, what the hell? I can't imagine fighting like that now.

I had a big fight with Dad actually, 2 years ago when I was working at the petrol station because I left my cup by the fireplace.

Oh. Why did you have a fight? Well, why do you leave your cup by the fireplace?

I forgot I put it by the fireplace. I was gonna take it into the kitchen, but I forgot. And then he said, Daniel, can you please stop putting your dirty cups on top of the mantelpiece? And I said, stop telling me what to do with my cups! And then he shouted back at me.

You must have done it more than once then for him to say not to do it.

And then he had a go at me because I left the recliner chair— the leg rest sticking out.

Yeah, I don't understand that. He has this weird belief that it's gonna break the chair if you leave the, the, the chair reclined. I don't get that.

I don't see why it's such a big problem. It's just a cup on the fireplace.

It's just annoying.

Why is it annoying?

I don't know. I think me and Dad are really similar with stuff like that.

You have OCD.

It's not OCD. It's just when there's dirty stuff, I feel like my brain isn't relaxed. I feel like I can't relax until it's gone.

Just move it then.

Yeah, but it's annoying. It's just not clean. Yeah, exactly.

So? And I leave my cups out so I can use it again. Otherwise you end up using 10 cups a day. It keeps going into the dishwasher. Yeah.

How is your dad? I hope he's okay. He's doing— he's been doing a little bit better. Um, but yeah, I've been to the hospital every day for the last 9 days. Um, but yesterday it was a bit too much because, um, he's been Covered up the whole time we've been to see him, but yesterday when I went to see him, they'd taken the blankets off and he's quite swollen because of all the fluid. Also, because his liver wasn't working, he's got jaundice, so he's starting to go quite yellow. So I found it quite disturbing seeing him in that condition, so I decided not to go visit him today, which I do feel a bit— I feel a bit guilty. Do you listen to rappers? If so, who? Daniel hates rappers. I like Chance the Rapper. I like Kendrick Lamar. I like John Wayne.

I hate everything that's not metal.

I like No Name. She's really good.

Do you like Nightwish?

No.

Why don't you like Nightwish?

Why do you like Nightwish so much? It's metal opera.

It's good. The melodies are really good.

The worst combination.

It's really good. I like how dramatic it is.

Show hand palm. Like that. How is your mum doing? Mum's driving me a little bit crazy today. She keeps shouting about nothing.

Driving me— She keeps going, oh my God, please save Robert! That's funny.

She keeps saying, oh my mighty God. Like, every hour I just hear it coming from her room. Are you interested in ASMR? I tried listening to ASMR, but I didn't really get it. It just made me feel a bit like, ugh, like that feeling.

I'm gonna make an ASMR channel.

Do Daniel's feet smell? I don't know, probably. I think you should put some socks on because you always sit with them on the sofa. I don't know.

They're not dirty. I had a shower.

We're not religious, but she just says, oh my God. There's a— I don't know, a turn of phrase. Daniel's wearing a wig. I forgot you're wearing a wig.

Does it suit me?

Uh, no.

I like it.

Has Daniel tried any psychedelics?

No. I tried smoking, that was it.

Oh yeah, I forgot you tried smoking.

I started smoking and then all the kids who bullied me liked me.

Oh.

It felt nice. I wasn't doing it properly. I just sucked it in, swirled it around my mouth, and then puffed it out. I like—

What did you think?

It tastes nice.

How come you didn't continue?

I'm not sure. I just got bored. Bored with it. Why didn't you appear sooner?

Um, he didn't ask me, and I was afraid.

Afraid of what? They're lovely people.

I don't know. I thought people would say weird things and then it would be awkward, but I don't really— it's not that awkward, actually. Did you get bullied at school like Daniel? Um, not really. You're 6— what? 6ix9ine's clone.

Who's a clone? I don't know.

What's your favourite film? I don't know if I have a favourite film. Once I've seen a film, I probably won't watch it again until I've forgotten what happens in it. I like Amélie because I really like the soundtrack.

Do you like Star Wars?

Um, I used to be obsessed with Star Wars because I really fancied Harrison Ford, and then Dad banned me from watching it because I used to watch it on repeat like 10 times a day. I was so sad when I found out that Harrison Ford was so old. I think I cried. Yeah, we went to the— we both went to the same primary school.

With Chris Broad, abroad in Japan.

I don't remember Chris Broad. Did you say he was a year below us?

He was in Ricky's class. A year below us.

A year below me?

A year above you. So weird.

Did your roast goose taste nice? I made a turkey. Um, it was nice, but Mum turned the heat up on the oven. She tried to sabotage it. She turned the heat up really high, and then it got really dry, so it wasn't as good as her goose.

Turkey tastes a bit boring. I like goose and duck.

I spent ages cooking it. Prayers for your dad. Thanks, Adam.

He said he'd go for a beer with me and then he ghosted me.

Who, Chris Broadwood?

Yeah. Yeah, message him. No, it'd be weird now because I said lots of bad things about him.

Oh, why did you say bad things? Stop burning all your bridges.

Because he said he'd go for a beer with me in October And then October came and I was waiting.

Yeah, but sometimes things get in the way. Do you ever just breathe? Breathe.

And I didn't dox him. He said people were saying I doxxed him. I just said he was from—

Oh, people could probably hear that. What's your skin routine? Um, I use a lot of coconut oil. And that's about it. What? They're saying it in the chat now. Oh no, I didn't say that. You did. I'm 26. Lenham.

It's like saying you live in London, that, that means I doxxed you.

Yeah.

It's not doxxing.

Hmm.

He doesn't like me anymore. He said he's friends with the Anime Man, and I made a video about the Anime Man saying that he manipulates people.

Who is the Anime Man?

He's this half Japanese Australian guy who makes videos about anime. He has a million, 1.6 million subscribers. I made a stupid video just making fun of him, and then Chris said the Anime Man might have reached out to you if you hadn't have made that video.

Oh.

And then he said you should— what, you should be careful what you say because you never know if the person will see what you say.

Yeah, maybe you need to be more political.

I burnt all my bridges.

Yeah.

They think they're better than me. I'll show them. Don't need friends. Who else hates me? Nobita hates me. I think Venus Angelic hates me. She's that weird girl who dresses up like a doll.

Who?

Venus Angelic.

Eh.

Do you know her?

No.

Who else hates me?

What advice do you have for Daniel and social anxiety? I think that you need to make more of an effort to do things that you are frightened of, or things that you don't enjoy, like ordering stuff in restaurants, because the more that you choose not to do it, then the more it's enforced. the idea that you can't do it. And I think you should, I don't know, go to more social things.

Nami nakamori. What did she say?

She asked what advice I had to give to you for social anxiety.

Oh.

Do you like anime? Um, I like some anime. I really like Death Note. That was the first anime I ever watched, and then I tried to watch— whatever I tried to watch after it wasn't— I didn't like as much. So I don't really watch anime.

I think I'd become a pickup artist if I didn't have social anxiety. I'd just go outside and talk to random girls and try and pick them up. That's the only thing that's stopping me. Plus, I'm a loyal, devoted husband. Do you think you could do pickup?

What, go up to random guys on the street and—

No, if you were a guy and you had to pick up girls. Um, it's just so lame. You go up to me, you're like, excuse me, you look very beautiful.

Yeah.

Can I have your phone number?

But it is nice. When it happens, it's nice.

I couldn't do it. I'd be so scared.

But I would be afraid, but actually it's really— I think once you do it, it's actually easy because you just say, hi, you seem like a really nice person. Can we go for a drink sometime?

The rejection's too scary.

But then they always just say, oh, sorry, I've got a boyfriend. Then you go, okay. Thanks, David. What should? What?

Why does? What did he say? Why does Daniel go into stars?

I don't know. Do you think it says?

What should Daniel's backup plan be if he couldn't do YouTube or Twitch anymore?

Um, you should do— I don't know, do more with drawing.

I try. I don't know how to make money from drawing.

I don't know, just do freelance stuff.

I tried, remember, for George, and I got irritated because they kept complaining, saying his hand's too big, his legs too weird. Draw it yourself then if you're so good.

Yeah, that's one thing that you wouldn't be good at is criticism.

I hate being criticized.

Okay, I've had enough now.

No!

Bye.

We're not finished.

Thank you for being nice.

Okay.

Bye everybody.

She's leaving us. I think I'll end it as well. That was my sister. How long has it been? It's been an hour and a half. She's gone. She got bored. She got bored after an hour and a half. Ah, it's so nice to be able to stream again on YouTube. Look how many viewers I have. I think I had over 700 compared to Twitch. I barely get 100. It's been 1 hour 30 minutes. I owe her £100. They're talking about you.