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New iPhone 12 mini unboxing [Tb-Fr5zXh6w]
2020-12-01 · 13 min
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We got McDonald's! McDonald's! McDonald's! My new iPhone is very nice. And look, it's really nice in low light. Wouldn't you say so?
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0:01–0:21 · rev_ef6dc12e73659ff374c1e83a2619c395_0iPhone. Who's that?
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0:23–0:35 · rev_ef6dc12e73659ff374c1e83a2619c395_1How?
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0:35–0:35 · rev_ef6dc12e73659ff374c1e83a2619c395_2Watch the trailer.
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0:36–0:37 · rev_ef6dc12e73659ff374c1e83a2619c395_3Looks okay. Where's your cola?
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0:37–0:41 · rev_ef6dc12e73659ff374c1e83a2619c395_4Can't be just okay, needs to be good.
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0:41–0:46 · rev_ef6dc12e73659ff374c1e83a2619c395_5Whatever. My Happy Meal.
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0:46–0:51 · rev_ef6dc12e73659ff374c1e83a2619c395_6Does it make you happy?
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0:53–0:54 · rev_ef6dc12e73659ff374c1e83a2619c395_7Very happy. It's not really small. You said it's going to be really small. Yeah, it's just normal size. Chips. Whoa, they gave me a toy! It's the Minion thing.
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0:54–1:13 · rev_ef6dc12e73659ff374c1e83a2619c395_8Minion? You mean umbrellas?
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1:13–1:17 · rev_ef6dc12e73659ff374c1e83a2619c395_9No, Minions.
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1:17–1:18 · rev_ef6dc12e73659ff374c1e83a2619c395_10Why are they not up to date?
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1:20–1:21 · rev_ef6dc12e73659ff374c1e83a2619c395_11They don't have Among Us toys, do they? What's in here?
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1:21–1:31 · rev_ef6dc12e73659ff374c1e83a2619c395_12I think drinks.
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1:31–1:32 · rev_ef6dc12e73659ff374c1e83a2619c395_13Oops, excuse me. Look at my toy.
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1:39–1:48 · rev_ef6dc12e73659ff374c1e83a2619c395_14Nice.
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1:48–1:49 · rev_ef6dc12e73659ff374c1e83a2619c395_15Call him Bilbo.
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1:49–1:58 · rev_ef6dc12e73659ff374c1e83a2619c395_16Yeah, really?
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1:58–2:03 · rev_ef6dc12e73659ff374c1e83a2619c395_17Do you like your chips?
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2:04–2:05 · rev_ef6dc12e73659ff374c1e83a2619c395_18Yeah, delicious. Mine looks better. Look how beautiful.
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2:05–2:16 · rev_ef6dc12e73659ff374c1e83a2619c395_19It's not very nice looking. Vlogging. Look, it's too small, it barely fits.
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2:16–2:35 · rev_ef6dc12e73659ff374c1e83a2619c395_20Be careful, it's gonna slip out.
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2:35–2:37 · rev_ef6dc12e73659ff374c1e83a2619c395_21That would be a visualization.
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2:39–2:46 · rev_ef6dc12e73659ff374c1e83a2619c395_22Where is it?
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2:46–2:47 · rev_ef6dc12e73659ff374c1e83a2619c395_23And so what I'm saying is—
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2:47–2:48 · rev_ef6dc12e73659ff374c1e83a2619c395_24Where's what?
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2:48–2:48 · rev_ef6dc12e73659ff374c1e83a2619c395_25The universe itself, the fundamental reality, is a vast—
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2:48–2:52 · rev_ef6dc12e73659ff374c1e83a2619c395_26Nice mushroom.
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2:52–2:53 · rev_ef6dc12e73659ff374c1e83a2619c395_27Conscious agents. And certain conscious agents, namely humans for example, uh, use space-time and physical objects as our—
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2:53–3:02 · rev_ef6dc12e73659ff374c1e83a2619c395_28Space-time. Look, what?
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3:02–3:04 · rev_ef6dc12e73659ff374c1e83a2619c395_29Spacetime and objects are not a fundamental reality, they're just a visualization.
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3:05–3:09 · rev_ef6dc12e73659ff374c1e83a2619c395_30Yeah, where are you taking my toilet paper?
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3:09–3:12 · rev_ef6dc12e73659ff374c1e83a2619c395_31Remove it out of the frame!
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3:12–3:15 · rev_ef6dc12e73659ff374c1e83a2619c395_32It's very important.
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3:15–3:16 · rev_ef6dc12e73659ff374c1e83a2619c395_33What are you filming?
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3:16–3:20 · rev_ef6dc12e73659ff374c1e83a2619c395_34Filming? How do you open it?
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3:20–3:24 · rev_ef6dc12e73659ff374c1e83a2619c395_35You suck at opening packages.
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3:41–3:44 · rev_ef6dc12e73659ff374c1e83a2619c395_36This knife is not sharp.
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3:44–3:46 · rev_ef6dc12e73659ff374c1e83a2619c395_37Don't you want your scissors?
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3:46–3:50 · rev_ef6dc12e73659ff374c1e83a2619c395_38No, it's too big. I need a serrated edge. ASMR sounds.
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3:50–4:00 · rev_ef6dc12e73659ff374c1e83a2619c395_39Oh my God, yes!
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4:00–4:17 · rev_ef6dc12e73659ff374c1e83a2619c395_40Oh, I can see it! My little baby. Ta-da!
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4:17–4:39 · rev_ef6dc12e73659ff374c1e83a2619c395_41It's a box in a box.
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4:39–4:40 · rev_ef6dc12e73659ff374c1e83a2619c395_42The box is so slim. Why are you hiding?
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4:40–4:47 · rev_ef6dc12e73659ff374c1e83a2619c395_43I don't want to be in the frame.
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4:47–4:50 · rev_ef6dc12e73659ff374c1e83a2619c395_44Ooh, shiny. I can see you in the reflection.
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5:00–5:05 · rev_ef6dc12e73659ff374c1e83a2619c395_45No!
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5:05–5:06 · rev_ef6dc12e73659ff374c1e83a2619c395_46Where?
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5:06–5:07 · rev_ef6dc12e73659ff374c1e83a2619c395_47Are you sure?
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5:07–5:08 · rev_ef6dc12e73659ff374c1e83a2619c395_48I think so. Maybe I should move around for lighting.
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5:08–5:16 · rev_ef6dc12e73659ff374c1e83a2619c395_49Why?
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5:17–5:18 · rev_ef6dc12e73659ff374c1e83a2619c395_50Because there's more sunlight this way. Yeah, that's better.
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5:18–5:22 · rev_ef6dc12e73659ff374c1e83a2619c395_51The sun's not even shining, but okay.
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5:22–5:24 · rev_ef6dc12e73659ff374c1e83a2619c395_52But there's still light coming from outside.
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5:24–5:28 · rev_ef6dc12e73659ff374c1e83a2619c395_53Wow, reflection!
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5:30–5:33 · rev_ef6dc12e73659ff374c1e83a2619c395_54You can see—
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5:33–5:35 · rev_ef6dc12e73659ff374c1e83a2619c395_55No, stop it!
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5:35–5:37 · rev_ef6dc12e73659ff374c1e83a2619c395_56I hate those ASMR videos when they open stuff like this and they're like, oh, listen to the plastic peeling. Stupid. And then they do this opening it like it's so magic.
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5:45–6:02 · rev_ef6dc12e73659ff374c1e83a2619c395_57Oh, so little!
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6:02–6:04 · rev_ef6dc12e73659ff374c1e83a2619c395_58It's pretty! Oh no, reflection. Wow, I got the iPhone 12 mini.
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6:04–6:13 · rev_ef6dc12e73659ff374c1e83a2619c395_59Don't drop it.
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6:13–6:18 · rev_ef6dc12e73659ff374c1e83a2619c395_60It looks really cool. Blue.
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6:18–6:23 · rev_ef6dc12e73659ff374c1e83a2619c395_61The color isn't that bad as I expected.
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6:23–6:26 · rev_ef6dc12e73659ff374c1e83a2619c395_62And they always do this in ASMR as well, peeling it slowly. You're gonna be in the reflection. No, okay, I'm gonna stand here.
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6:26–6:43 · rev_ef6dc12e73659ff374c1e83a2619c395_63I'm gonna stand here. Okay.
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6:43–6:48 · rev_ef6dc12e73659ff374c1e83a2619c395_64Fingerprint smudgy.
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6:49–6:50 · rev_ef6dc12e73659ff374c1e83a2619c395_65Your hands are oily.
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6:50–6:52 · rev_ef6dc12e73659ff374c1e83a2619c395_66It's not. Hmm, they're sweaty.
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6:52–6:55 · rev_ef6dc12e73659ff374c1e83a2619c395_67Ew. Turn it on.
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6:55–7:02 · rev_ef6dc12e73659ff374c1e83a2619c395_68Hmm, what's in the box? Just one wire.
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7:02–7:07 · rev_ef6dc12e73659ff374c1e83a2619c395_69So greedy.
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7:07–7:09 · rev_ef6dc12e73659ff374c1e83a2619c395_70And a little instruction manual.
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7:09–7:13 · rev_ef6dc12e73659ff374c1e83a2619c395_71Don't say you didn't give that thingy anymore.
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7:13–7:14 · rev_ef6dc12e73659ff374c1e83a2619c395_72The block, the USB block?
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7:14–7:16 · rev_ef6dc12e73659ff374c1e83a2619c395_73Yeah.
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7:16–7:16 · rev_ef6dc12e73659ff374c1e83a2619c395_74I've got loads anyway. Wow, it's so nice to hold in one hand.
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7:16–7:21 · rev_ef6dc12e73659ff374c1e83a2619c395_75No earphones.
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7:21–7:23 · rev_ef6dc12e73659ff374c1e83a2619c395_76Yeah, no earphones either.
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7:23–7:25 · rev_ef6dc12e73659ff374c1e83a2619c395_77What?
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7:30–7:30 · rev_ef6dc12e73659ff374c1e83a2619c395_78Power on.
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7:30–7:30 · rev_ef6dc12e73659ff374c1e83a2619c395_79Can this one only be used with, uh, headless gear?
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7:30–7:37 · rev_ef6dc12e73659ff374c1e83a2619c395_80Yeah. Oh, or you could get a USB adapter. It's so nice to hold. I wonder if it's too small though.
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7:37–7:48 · rev_ef6dc12e73659ff374c1e83a2619c395_81It's like a phone for children.
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7:48–7:50 · rev_ef6dc12e73659ff374c1e83a2619c395_82But it's nice to hold in one hand. My S10+ makes my hand hurt.
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7:50–7:55 · rev_ef6dc12e73659ff374c1e83a2619c395_83English.
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7:59–7:59 · rev_ef6dc12e73659ff374c1e83a2619c395_84Select your country or region.
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8:02–8:04 · rev_ef6dc12e73659ff374c1e83a2619c395_85Choose the UK.
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8:04–8:07 · rev_ef6dc12e73659ff374c1e83a2619c395_86Quick start. Where's my Wi-Fi? Maybe I'll do this later. You can't skip it. Tid looks pretty good. I don't know if blue is the best color. Maybe white would have been nicer.
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8:07–8:50 · rev_ef6dc12e73659ff374c1e83a2619c395_87The mint one was nice.
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8:50–8:52 · rev_ef6dc12e73659ff374c1e83a2619c395_88The green one?
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8:52–8:53 · rev_ef6dc12e73659ff374c1e83a2619c395_89The mint.
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8:53–8:54 · rev_ef6dc12e73659ff374c1e83a2619c395_90It looks green.
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8:54–8:55 · rev_ef6dc12e73659ff374c1e83a2619c395_91Hmm, I think that one was the nicest from this edition.
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8:55–8:58 · rev_ef6dc12e73659ff374c1e83a2619c395_92First I wanted red.
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8:58–9:00 · rev_ef6dc12e73659ff374c1e83a2619c395_93But these colors all look so playful, like so childish, so Toys colors.
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9:00–9:10 · rev_ef6dc12e73659ff374c1e83a2619c395_94Yeah, I guess so, but it's not as colorful as I thought it'd be. It's like a dark blue, not a vibrant blue. I like how square and boxy it looks. Hold it.
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9:10–9:27 · rev_ef6dc12e73659ff374c1e83a2619c395_95No, why?
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9:27–9:28 · rev_ef6dc12e73659ff374c1e83a2619c395_96Do you want to hold it? Do you want to touch it?
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9:28–9:31 · rev_ef6dc12e73659ff374c1e83a2619c395_97You're— I'm basically holding it already. My hand is same like yours. What?
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9:31–9:38 · rev_ef6dc12e73659ff374c1e83a2619c395_98What do you mean?
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9:38–9:39 · rev_ef6dc12e73659ff374c1e83a2619c395_99I can see in your hands how it will be held.
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9:39–9:41 · rev_ef6dc12e73659ff374c1e83a2619c395_100But you can feel it. Is it nice? It's very light.
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9:41–9:48 · rev_ef6dc12e73659ff374c1e83a2619c395_101Yeah.
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9:48–9:54 · rev_ef6dc12e73659ff374c1e83a2619c395_102Set up Face ID.
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9:54–9:56 · rev_ef6dc12e73659ff374c1e83a2619c395_103Okay.
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9:56–9:56 · rev_ef6dc12e73659ff374c1e83a2619c395_104Updating software. 1 minute remaining. So slow. No, no, no. Apple. Pretty. Pretty good.
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9:58–10:20 · rev_ef6dc12e73659ff374c1e83a2619c395_105Ew, look at your leg hairs.
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10:20–10:23 · rev_ef6dc12e73659ff374c1e83a2619c395_106What?
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10:23–10:23 · rev_ef6dc12e73659ff374c1e83a2619c395_107Hairy.
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10:26–10:26 · rev_ef6dc12e73659ff374c1e83a2619c395_108It looks strange. The screen is so flat.
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10:30–10:32 · rev_ef6dc12e73659ff374c1e83a2619c395_109iPhone is the best though.
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10:32–10:40 · rev_ef6dc12e73659ff374c1e83a2619c395_110Like it's not real. 10 seconds remaining.
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10:40–10:49 · rev_ef6dc12e73659ff374c1e83a2619c395_111Comparing. Media Mart.
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10:49–10:57 · rev_ef6dc12e73659ff374c1e83a2619c395_112Yeah, we can go to Media Mart and buy accessories. Oh, I could get the wireless charger.
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10:57–11:04 · rev_ef6dc12e73659ff374c1e83a2619c395_113Yeah.
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11:04–11:05 · rev_ef6dc12e73659ff374c1e83a2619c395_114Wow, this looks so pretty. Blurry background.
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11:05–11:09 · rev_ef6dc12e73659ff374c1e83a2619c395_115Hmm.
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11:09–11:10 · rev_ef6dc12e73659ff374c1e83a2619c395_116Are you jealous?
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11:10–11:13 · rev_ef6dc12e73659ff374c1e83a2619c395_117Look at my bike.
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11:13–11:14 · rev_ef6dc12e73659ff374c1e83a2619c395_118Your bike?
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11:14–11:14 · rev_ef6dc12e73659ff374c1e83a2619c395_119There's a bike in the living room.
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11:14–11:16 · rev_ef6dc12e73659ff374c1e83a2619c395_120Oh, pretty. Should I put light or dark?
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11:22–11:30 · rev_ef6dc12e73659ff374c1e83a2619c395_121I like light mode.
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11:30–11:34 · rev_ef6dc12e73659ff374c1e83a2619c395_122Not sure.
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11:34–11:39 · rev_ef6dc12e73659ff374c1e83a2619c395_123Dark mode is so depressing.
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11:39–11:41 · rev_ef6dc12e73659ff374c1e83a2619c395_124But it looks It looks— I don't know, actually.
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11:41–11:46 · rev_ef6dc12e73659ff374c1e83a2619c395_125It looks better.
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11:46–11:47 · rev_ef6dc12e73659ff374c1e83a2619c395_126It looks cool.
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11:47–11:48 · rev_ef6dc12e73659ff374c1e83a2619c395_127Yeah, it does match better with the phone though.
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11:48–11:52 · rev_ef6dc12e73659ff374c1e83a2619c395_128Yeah.
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11:52–11:53 · rev_ef6dc12e73659ff374c1e83a2619c395_129Is the— is the behind— oh no.
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11:53–11:56 · rev_ef6dc12e73659ff374c1e83a2619c395_130What?
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11:56–11:58 · rev_ef6dc12e73659ff374c1e83a2619c395_131This is not black, is it? It's like dark blue. Yeah, it's dark blue.
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11:58–12:03 · rev_ef6dc12e73659ff374c1e83a2619c395_132Hmm. It's finally ready. Welcome to iPhone. Oh, why has it gone off? It went off straight away.
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12:03–12:17 · rev_ef6dc12e73659ff374c1e83a2619c395_133Oh wait, you don't have a SIM card.
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12:17–12:19 · rev_ef6dc12e73659ff374c1e83a2619c395_134Yeah, I'll put in— why is it blinking? Oh wow, you can see the face detecting light blinking.
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12:19–12:26 · rev_ef6dc12e73659ff374c1e83a2619c395_135Oh yeah.
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12:26–12:27 · rev_ef6dc12e73659ff374c1e83a2619c395_136But you can't see it in real life. You can only see it in the camera.
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12:27–12:31 · rev_ef6dc12e73659ff374c1e83a2619c395_137What the heck? Weird.
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12:31–12:34 · rev_ef6dc12e73659ff374c1e83a2619c395_138That's strange. I'll just move my SIM card from my Samsung in— into it. Yay, it's ready!
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12:34–12:44 · rev_ef6dc12e73659ff374c1e83a2619c395_139Go to the camera.
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12:44–12:48 · rev_ef6dc12e73659ff374c1e83a2619c395_140All my games and apps are downloading.
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12:48–12:50 · rev_ef6dc12e73659ff374c1e83a2619c395_141Hmm.
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