Exploring Kyoto [8TAr1xDfgyE]

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I'm at the castle. How was your sleep? It was okay, but I feel really tired today. My knees hurt as well. I feel like a zombie. Okay, which way should I go? I wanted to get McDonald's but the breakfast menu's finished. Now I dunno why they finished the breakfast menu so early. It should finish after 12 I think. Okay. There's too many people over there. That's the entrance of the castle. Oh, I got the shampoo by the way. They didn't even notice I took it. I took all the shampoo so I saved myself 800 yen because if I was gonna buy my own shampoo it would cost like 800 yen. So I saved 800 yen by not buying shampoo. So that's like 800 yen off the price for the hotel genius. And I got the coffee. The coffee wasn't good though, but I got the creamer and the sugar. It's mine now. So this is Kyoto. Very nice

Looking at me.

I forgot to put my sun cream on. I had to sit on that bench in front of the castle putting sun cream on. It's a bit embarrassing. I miss blood bucket. Maybe I can see her this week. I saw her Twitter. She had a cute girl staying over her house. Who's that? So I think today, if it's free I want to go inside the castle thing. And there's also an imperial palace and they have botanical gardens. Does that sound interesting? Bet you guys would love to see the botanical gardens <laugh>. Oh I tried. You know the hello cycling thing. They also have these electric bikes. Not not electric assisted bikes but actually fully electric where you twist the handle when it goes. But you have to take a little test, which I passed and then you gotta upload id. But it has to be Japanese id so I'm screwed. Unless I can use blood buckets id, I might be able to. I don't see why not. It's just kind of lame. You have to be Japanese to unlock the twist and go electric bikes. But I've never seen them anywhere. When I go to the hello cycling stations, they only have the pedal assisted electric bikes.

I still haven't paid for yesterday's bicycle. I don't know how to pay. I'll figure it out when I get back to the guest house. So maybe a blood bucket can help me unlock the special electric bikes.

I'm not sure.

Kyoto seems like a nice place to live. I like how the roads are very wide. Oh, I have to book my plane ticket to Tokyo for May. My girlfriend books her tickets so it's official. But she's gonna have to wait when I leave Japan. She's gonna have to wait in Japan for like nine hours 'cause her flight is on the same day but it's in the evening so she's gonna be, I dunno what she's going to do. Sit in the airport for nine hours or she could, I'm not sure. She could come with me to the airport and say goodbye at the airport. Or we could say goodbye in the city.

If

She comes with me to the airport, she'll have to sit in the airport for nine hours or get a train back into the city, get lunch and stuff. Dunno what she would wanna do. What would you do? Might just wait at the airport, get lunch, walk around. So I have to get a plane ticket. I'll probably go from it airport, fly to Haida. I probably get to Tokyo the day before she gets there. And then stay a night and then do a live stream in Tokyo before she arrives. And then next day meet her, do some sightsee seeing and then we have to come back to Osaka maybe on the bullet train 'cause that could be a new experience for her. And then today, walk around Kyoto and then head back in the evening. Should be, let's do eight or nine hours on the battery bank. No, I'm not walking back. I'm gonna get the train. My legs are destroyed. I'm walking like an old man now. I can barely walk in a straight line. I just feel like I have no energy. I need to get food. I saw a McDonald's next to the Imperial Palace

After yesterday's lunch. Oh that URA sushi was awful. Boiled salmon sushi. Why do they even do that? Where's the raw salmon? Sushi isn't supposed to be boiled. You are walking on the wrong side of the sidewalk. Yeah. Why is everyone walking on that side

Outside

Now that guy's running on the wrong side then why is he running like that? Why is he running like that? Hong Kong guy didn't reply to me. Ghosted again by another OG side character. Can't believe it unless he doesn't check his messages. He hasn't even opened the message. Boring. Why is everyone boring? People don't like me based on my actions from 2018 and 19. Can't they tell I've changed. It's been four or five years. I'm not the same person anymore. But they treat me like I'm still the same person. It's not fair. I didn't bad mouth anyone recently. Hong Kong guy would definitely bring views. I could title it. Meeting an old friend, <laugh> Castle, entrance that way. <laugh>. I was sitting on the bench and then this woman came next to me on the same bench. She was wearing this full kimono outfit and I thought it was a Japanese woman. I looked up and it is a white woman with brown hair. She took out this selfie stick I thought, I don't know, it's kind of lame dress up in a kimono and stuff to visit a Japanese like super weaver mode. Well at least she's having fun I guess.

Just think it would be kind of embarrassing. And she was alone. I didn't see anyone with her. She sat next to me on the bench. You were weaved too? Yeah, but I'm not gonna dress up as a samurai and then walk around like Japanese castle. I was just kind of lame. It'd be like some white guy coming here dressing up in Samurai clothing and then carrying a catana. Did you enjoy your shampoo? Yeah, I took it all. It's in my bag. I poured it into the bottle and then to make it look like I didn't take all the shampoo, I pour in half of the body soap into the shampoo bottle and then mix it with water so it looks like the shampoo. So they don't even know I took it. It just looks like I use half the shampoo and half of the body soap. It said body shampoo. It's basically the same as hair shampoo. How's it different?

Don't tell them.

I'm pretty sure it's okay. You pay for the hotel room, it means everything in there belongs to you. You know the liquid consumables, it's all yours to use isn't it? I paid for it so it's mine. Some poor BA's going to shampoo his head with watery. Your body wash

<laugh>,

It's the same thing. Whatever. It's just soap isn't it? At the end of the day it's just bacteria killing soap. It just comes in different names. It is all soap at the end of the day. Now I've got half a bottle of Apple Hotel shampoo and I've got full bottle of this shampoo. It should be enough to last me for months. Don't need to buy any shampoo. I hate buying shampoo. The damn stuff's so expensive. Like a thousand yen. Just get a bottle of shampoo. It's rubbish. No I didn't take a towel. I really wanted a sausage McMuffin that was really slow. Maybe I need some food to energize. I feel so half dead. There was no date. I ended the stream and went straight to bed. I hope it's not gonna rain. The app says it's cloudy and then 35% of rain from 7:00 PM I'm showing you the amazing views of the backside of the castle gates. Look, there's a gate there. Um, I guess there used to be a bridge connecting it but the bridge probably burnt down. Everything keeps burning down in Japan. Dunno why. Maybe don't make things outta wood. How many bottles of shampoo could you have bought with the price of the hotel room? I could have bought seven bottles of shampoo.

But you get other things outta the hotel room. Not just shampoo. Like we got a nice experience staying in Kyoto and I've got sachet of sugar and creamer. I'm in Kyoto now. In case you didn't know. I walk around this wall maybe peek inside. I don't wanna pay any money if I have to pay to go in and then we'll go to the imperial palace. This is where the capital of Japan used to be a long time ago. I'm just warming up, warming up the legs. I did 46,000 steps yesterday. I burned at 1,200 calories. Amazing. Yeah, I thought maybe I'd stay another night here, but there's probably not much else to do. I could get a dormitory room for 20 pounds and I think I'd rather just head back today. Get back around 10:00 PM do some sight seeing. Can I go down here? What <inaudible> things that make a noise band? Oh, like Mus. Uh, musical instruments. Drones are band. No running, no bicycles, no motorbikes, no music, no singing, no shouting. <laugh>. There's so many warning signs. No YouTubers, no feeding the animals. I like this one though. No shouting. I think if you shout you should get fined. There should never be a reason to shout.

Shouting 10,000 yen. Fine. What's this guy just stretching all over the place? Stretching all over the railings While a castle. I never stretch. I don't see the point of stretching. Doesn't even do anything. But old people are stretching everywhere. What does it even do though? Like oh wow, look, I'm stretching. What even is the point? I walk 50 kilometers and I feel fighting today. Just feel a bit low energy. But I'm not in pain tuning in at lunchtime or going on. I'm just walking around the castle. Where that guy, where's this old man just throwing random things like he's a kid. You said your ankles hurt. Ah, my knees hurt a little bit from the biking but it's okay now it's gone. Now I think my girlfriend's upset 'cause I didn't phone her today. What? Why is she saying where are you? I'm streaming now. Leave me alone. Walking is barely exercise. It is if you walk 30 kilometers only get a nice thick McDonald's fed up with Japanese food. Japanese food just doesn't hit the spot when you're craving food. It looks pretty and everything. But ah, when I'm hungry I don't think of Japanese food. Maybe yucky nicu.

Look now he's like bending over. Old people are weird. They walk five minutes and then they start bending over and they walk another five minutes. They start stretching and stuff. I'm hungry again. I really don't care too much for fried chicken. Sometimes it's okay. I had rather have a sandwich. Egg and sausage with crisps. Oh, I can't see the castle. Get a good ramen. Ramen always tastes the same no matter where you go. I've been to loads of ramen places and they always tasted the same tastes. Okay, but at the end of the day it's just like salty water with noodles in it. It's either miso or ko. Lightly creamy. It's okay I guess rather have pot noodle to be honest. <laugh>, I think pot noodles better than any Japanese ramen. Nothing beats a good chicken and mushroom or beef and tomato. They should have a beef and tomato ramen. Mm What are you gonna get from McDonald's? I'm not sure. I might try a new burger instead of the same stuff I get every time. I really wanted the muffin, the sausage McMuffin. I have good stage. Oh my god, I hope I'm not sick.

Prawn cut lit burger. That sounds disgusting. Well there's so many people running. I think the weather's nice. It's not too sunny. I like it when it's cloudy. I can't walk in a straight line on this path. It's like sloping down gloomy day. Yeah, I like it though. It is pollen season. I don't think I'm affected by Japanese pollen. It's only UK grass pollen. That makes me sneeze a lot.

Okay guys.

Hello? It's that funny runner. I thought you sounded a bit gay. Kind of regret coming around the back of the castle. There's absolutely nothing here. Can I get in round the back? Oh it is open. Can I go in there? Oh this is no intricate. Ah it says special security patrol. Why can't I get in this way? Let me in. Is it free to enter? I'm hungry. Should have got food first. You know what else I noticed since I came to Japan, I stopped getting mouth ulcers and tongue ulcers. I kept getting them in Thailand. Little bumps, painful bumps on the side of my tongue that would go white and take nearly two weeks to heal. I kept getting those in Thailand but I haven't been getting them here. I'm not sure. Why have I been eating more vitamins in Japan? Everything. All my problems I had in Thailand went away as soon as I left Thailand. Like pooping skin stuff. Fatty belly weird. I don't know why something wrong with Thailand. I really can't figure it out. It's not like my diet's really good now. I have McDonald's four times a week.

Oh

God damn kids. If I just stand here filming the lamp post spicy and hot weather. I don't eat spicy food and I didn't go out much and I'm not really eating Japanese food.

Why?

Even those kids are the same height as me. God damnit 14-year-old kids. Same height. I could probably get beaten up by a 14-year-old kid. Some of them are same height as me. It's not fair. In World of Warcraft when you're level 35 you destroy a level 15. But in the real world it's not like that. I thought when I'm 35 I could beat up any kid under 16. I guess not. Life's not fair. I just wanna beat up kids. I mean I just wanna walk past kids without being scared of being beaten up. I'm level 35. I like level 14. I should be able to one shot them, one shot them in the back. What's this say? Do not give food to the animals. At least the signs are all in Japanese which means it's not racist 'cause us foreigners can't read it so they aimed at Japanese people. I don't really want to go around the front of the castle. There's so many people. Well that was Nijo Castle hoped you enjoyed it. Let's go to the next place. <laugh>. It just showed you the wall. I'll go around into the entrance. Not let you guys care anyway.

Daniel's low T then how come I jerked off four times last night? Damn I was so horny in that hotel room. I want to see the, okay, I'll show it for Carrie. Even that guy is really tall. Six foot. Every single white guy here is like six foot at least. Okay, so here's the front of the castle or the tourist buses waiting. It smells like pot noodle. Oh you have to pay. Do you have to pay to go in here? I'm not paying. I think you have to pay. Oh my god. 1,300 yen. No thanks.

General

Admission. 1,300 junior high school student. 400. Maybe I can pass as a student. Uh, we can't go in.

Welcome to.

I'll just look at it on Google. Rip off. Imagine having to pay. It's go into a castle. Like everyone here is so big. It's weird. I feel like a midget now. <laugh>. Everyone here is like six foot tall. Oh I can't see the castle from the entrance. That's the best I can do too. Broke to go in. They've hidden the castle so you can't see it from the entrance. Oh well let's go to the palace. Um, my girlfriend said how do we go back to Osaka by bulleting? Okay, go to the palace. Next 1,300 yen just to see the castle. I can get a whole McDonald's for that. Oh, high blood bucket. Who's that girl on your Twitter that stayed at your house? Very curious. Yeah, she looked cute. Okay, we just walk in a straight line and turn right. She's 27. Yeah but who is she? Yeah, a mother of two. What? Very young to be a mother. Unless the baby's like 1-year-old. Can I be the stepdad? <laugh>

I hmm.

Knee Joe Castle. Not up to my standards. Thought it'll be free to go in. Everything's a money trap. 1 1 1. Viewers <laugh> a sign. God my legs are so retired already. She's a dominatrix. <laugh>. I see. Does she like tying people up too? I don't want to be tied up. It looks scary. I saw Netflix dramas where the guy gets tied up and then gets killed. I don't trust anyone. What show was it? I think it was the blacklist. There was a guy who liked getting tied up and then she tied him up and then slit his throat. No, she put a bag over his head whilst he was tied up and then he died. I'd be scared. I went on a date with a six foot two tall Manchester girl in 2022. She was like 24 but she had a 6-year-old daughter or something And she said her mom's like 35.

What

Did he say? Did he say something to me? He had his window down. I heard a voice come from that taxi. Did you hear that? I can't even cross the road without getting stupid yelled at and it sounded rude. The tone. Um, I'm sick and tired of Japanese people being rude to me. Can't even cross the road

To

Me. Something like that. What's what's wrong with people? So cranky. I swear in Thailand people are not this cranky and rude. Maybe it's 'cause I don't understand ties so I don't know what anyone's saying anyway. Maybe it's pissed 'cause I'm walking really slowly. But the pedestrian crossing said green so it's my right of way.

Stupid.

Where Sunny Don probably working. Damn Kiso is boring. Just a street and then all the good things are closed behind a paywall. Go to Tokyo. I'm going to Tokyo next month. Oh my god. Look this guy's Afro. But it was so silly. People get so mad on the road. I think it's because it's a stressful activity. I think I'd be like that too. If I had to slam on the brakes, I'd be like stupid idiot. Get out the way.

Hmm

Uh my hip joint hurts. I broke my glasses, put them together with tape. How did you break them? My arthritis joints. Aching. Where's McDonald's? I'm hungry. I don't like Cocoa. Ichiban they kicked ice out for streaming but they let Chris and Connor stream in there. Stupid boycott Cocoa. Ichiban Liars. They said no streaming. It's our company policy. And then Chris Connor Beauty pipe streaming in <inaudible>. What are we doing today? I'm just gonna look at some temples and stuff that I haven't seen before. Everything's so spread out though. And I'm walking really slow. I'll walk a bit faster. You're gonna meet ice? No. What? He's not even in Japan anymore. I'm never gonna meet ice again. I met him twice. You think that's enough? He's not even very famous anymore so it's a bit boring. I reckon half his viewers on Kick are bots. He goes to Japan and he does the same thing over and over. Bit boring. I think the first subhan was only the The only good one. Bored of ice. Bored of everyone right now. I'm not interested in anyone. Really? Wow. Ker is so dull isn't it? Hmm? Where are the places where it looks nice?

Oh my God. Tired. Whoa. Halfway there. Maybe I get a bicycle again but it's kind of expensive. Six or 800 in for a couple of hours.

Who is he talking to?

Casey Streaming on Instagram. Really? No he is not. Why are you lying? It's not streaming. He didn't reply to my message. Look says account can't receive your messages. They don't allow new messages from everyone. Hello? They're looking for staff 1010 yen per hour. I see. Counting bicycles. He blocked you? I don't think so. If he blocks me I wouldn't be able to see his profile. It would just be a blank profile. Like you know who? I think he just hasn't checked his message requests order from the McDonald's app. What do you get from it? Can't be bothered. Probably got <inaudible>. Japanese id. Japanese phone number can't be bothered. They make everything so difficult if you're not Japanese Here. How was that? Oh blood bucket. Can you help me sign up for the electric scooter things? It says you need Japanese id. Maybe next time I'm over we can do it because they have these other bicycles which are fully electric. Why are those speakers are crackle? You just have to let me take a picture of your id. I tried my one but it's a Japanese id only

You.

Oh thanks Slapped calling

Back to him and begging for his attention. You were so pathetic.

I'm not begging him. I'm just asking if he'd be up for it. How long am I in Japan this time? I've got about about 55 days. I think time's going quick.

Hmm.

Not really sure what else to do in Japan now I feel like I've done everything.

Yeah.

I am not really upset or angry about the Hong Kong guy thing anymore. Just think it would be good content if we met up. It looks kind of dead there. Yeah, we are nearly at the Imperial Palace home of the Japanese capital.

You used to say you would give the Australian guys Willie A. Little suck and make it nice and wet and slip it inside. Would you slip it inside the gay Japanese guy and watch it go in and out? Does this still stand?

Yeah. I dunno. Maybe. Uh. I'd be so upset if Hong Kong guy rejects me too. If you think he's mad at me, everyone's bad. Who else could we get back from 2018 and 19? Elvis reunion <laugh>. I was looking at the Elvis alien dms and then he was like having a go at me 'cause I complained

I

About him. He said Look man, if you have a camera pointed at you, you have to make it very clear. If you don't want something to be in the video. I did. I said don't tell anyone. How much clearer can I be? I said I'm back with you know who but don't tell anyone. And then he is like, you gotta make it clear. How is that not clear? Literally said don't tell anyone <laugh>. And then he puts it in his stupid video and then he blames me for not making it clear. Idiot kept asking me all these questions so he could use it in his video. Now Elvis' channel is still going strong. He does movie reviews now He gets like half a million views every time. But I think he gets a lot of trouble with copyright. It's not worth it in my opinion, but he probably sells lot much.

You do realize the Pineapple Pizza lady manipulated the friendship between you and HK Guy. She's been manipulating your relationships.

Yeah, I know. That's what I've been saying. All you just don't realize that

She's

Not that innocent. But she's not. Elvis doesn't do drama commentary stuff anymore. It does boring movies. It's gone on and on about Nicholas Cage. Why would you care about Nicolas Cage? He's like the worst, most boring actor ever. I think Adam Sandler and Nicolas Cage, two of the most boring actors ever who are not even funny. Anything with Adam Sander in. I just don't watch because he always does the same. Boring, not funny character movies all suck. And certain actors like Kevin Hart, Seth Rogan, I would never watch a movie if they're in it. Who's that guy? There's this really boring movie about magic. He's got that Woody Harrison in it and the guy with the curly hair. I hate that movie so much. It's so boring and not funny at all. I think it's called now. You See Me or something. I had to watch that stupid movie twice 'cause some woman made me watch it with her. I watched that damn thing two times and it's so boring. They're all like, oh look at me. I can do this amazing magic trick. Wow. I can do mind control hypnotism. I don't get the point of the move it.

It's got Morgan Freeman in it. So worst movie ever. Who made you watch it? Uh, just some. Also how

The pineapple pizza lady is still

In contact with Cam using her to control

If she's divorced and moved on from you. She shouldn't be contacting her ex-husband's family. She's evil. If anything,

You know that shin the Finn girl? I saw a pineapple on her pizza too in her comments. It is really weird don't you think <laugh>? I imagine that you don't like pineapple but you keep putting it on your pizza and then you claim that you hate pineapple. I don't understand the logic. My god here it's so boring. This is Imperial Palace. I got turned right. Okay. Uh, my hip joint is hurt. <laugh>, why did I have to get chlamydia? I didn't think you'd get arthritis from chlamydia. Stupid. Oh it's green. I got go now.

Click.

It's that Andy Miller that looks like Andy Miller. Can I make it?

Oh my god.

Weird river. If you made friends, it wouldn't be so boring. If I had a friend then I wouldn't be able to stream. I'd rather stream than do this with a friend. Unless I could stream with the friend. But then I gotta talk to the friend. Don't I? Boring. I'm not lonely. I'm fine at being alone. I don't think being with someone would make it more interesting. You guys are my friends. But only on YouTube. Not in real life unless you're a hot girl. Just to be clear, don't want any misunderstandings. Oh my god. Red light lasts forever and nothing is moving. I could have crossed this a hundred times by now. Oh wow. It's Elvis the alien going through the aquarium again. That would be amazing. So actually Elvis the alien, that aquarium's so boring though. Been there like five times. Just a bunch of fish swimming around. Daniel was talking crap about you <laugh>. How come he's here? When I talked about it, I didn't say anything. That's not the real Elvis alien. It's an imposer imposter. Imperial Palace. It links to his channel. Oh crap. <laugh>. I didn't say anything. <laugh>. Who told? Did someone tell him I was talking crap?

I did say nothing. Elvis. Did you know what happened recently? You know who I can't. I dunno how I can say this 'cause I'm not allowed to talk about it. But you know that the people who have the thing, they came to my room because I was talking about, you know who and then they gave me a warning. Can you believe it? You know who reported me to the, you know who? I think that was cryptic enough. Plausible deniability. I think he's gone. You should make an update video. <laugh> saying that I got arrested. I didn't even do anything. I just streamed close to a certain train station's. Not my fault. Didn't do nothing. Where's the palace? Yeah, I had to go to the police station. Made me cry. That's so scary. She saw you. Well if she saw me and I didn't see her then Who's stalking Hoover? She probably snipes me. She snipes me and then claims that I'm stalking her. Imperial Palace. Go to Nintendo factory. I went there yesterday. I walked past it. For a company like Nintendo, the headquarters is very boring. It's just a white block. So it'd be colorful.

It should have like a big green pipe coming out of it with a Mario. A mad yo. Oh, what's all that sound? Sounds like kids screaming. Why do kids have to scream and they shut up? I never screamed when I was a kid. Oh my god. There's nothing in Kyoto. The problem with Kyoto is you kind of have to plan the way you're gonna go and then get on the bus. You can't just wander around and find stuff. Go to Gion. Isn't that the place you're not allowed to go to? I've only got 113 yen. I wanted to get on a Rick short with a cute girl pulling it so I could click bait a video Like that other guy did get 20 million views. But it'll probably cost thousands of yen. And then the video will just get 2K views. My whale meat video did so badly. 2K views. No wonder they moved the capital from Otto to Tokyo. So boring here. Imagine being a school kid. All they do is run around all day playing and then studying the future of Japan. I should just stop studying and become YouTubers like me. That's what I would do.

I'd be like, school is a waste of time. Just do YouTube. It is easier and more fun and you can make a lot of money. I think I can see it. The Imperial palace it. I should quit school and just play Pachinko full time. If I was a girl, I'd work at <inaudible>. Just get banged a couple times a day. Make like 50,000 amp easy money check meetups. I had a look, but it's all the same. It's just like language meetup, guided tour of the back alleys. 5,000 yen looks lame. I wanna meet up where there's only girls and I'm the only guy and they all love me. I don't wanna pay money to hang out with a bunch of guys that's gay. They should pay me if I'm gonna hang out with guys that I want to be paid to do it. This is the Imperial Halas. I used to use a website. It was called, oh like a call Girls. But the website's all weird now. Like it got hacked or something. All the links are broken. I think it used to be 30,000 yen. 30,000 yen for an hour. Health delivery. Oh wow. Bagel sandwich.

Sandwich with soup. 1000. Yeah.

No

Thanks. Where's McDonald's? I'm on McDonald's. Hey what's this? Uh, chiropractor. Oh I think it's free to go into the Imperial Palace. I loved imperialism. My favorite imperialistic empires were obviously the British and also the Galactic Empire of Star Wars. 2004. Daniel in 2040, I'm alone and depressed again. Yeah, life just keeps getting worse. Now I'm old and ugly and can't even get 2K views on YouTube. It's all downhill

From here. I wanna go in there.

I hate how when you start walking from standing still it takes a few seconds to accelerate to optimal speed. It should just be instant like riding electric bicycle watch. But I'm saying still, uh, the first step sucks. Uh, look at the sign. No pitching tents. Do not climb the trees. Do not pick plants. Do not feed animals. No smoking. Do not use musical instruments. Do not capture animals. <laugh>. No sports. No drones. It doesn't say no streaming.

<laugh>.

Suck it. Suck it. Imperial. Ah. Free entrance to good thing. I didn't waste my money on the castle. What we got here, probably have to pay to go into the palace though. Oh wow. Grasshopper filled. I wanna see the grasshoppers. A large park surrounding Kyoto Peral Palace. When was it built? It transferred the capital from Kto to Tokyo in 1869. Why'd they do that? Imagine if Kyoto was still the capital.

Okay,

Nice. You're not ugly, you just have acne. Well in 2040 I'm gonna look even older. Do you not drink and eating? Drink and eating for cherry blossoming to ensure people what? Weird English. Please be careful of the black kites. <laugh>. I want to change kites to people. Wow. Well these secretaries now they're green. What's that pink tree that's kind of bland. Well it is free so I can't complain. I guess 2040. I will be 16 plus I'll be 51.

Damn.

I really hope I'm rich and successful before that time comes amazing culture and architecture. Wow. Now it's boring outside. Look, there's nothing here. They want you to go inside to spend money. You don't have any money there. Nothing outside to do. There's the kids' playground. You're so big here. Look, it would be nice if they had a burger joint or a hot dog stand. Hot dog with onions. Damn, this is empty, isn't it? Look at this. Maybe I can sneak in. Where should I take my girlfriend in Tokyo. I wanna take her to Meiji. Jingu and Sky Tree. Maybe Tokyo Tower. Where else? Maybe Mount. No, I don't think Mount Fuji is a good idea. She'll get tired. Maybe we just go near it so we can see it but not climb it. I don't really wanna climb Mount Fuji. It's boring. Get to go to a train station that's near and then just look at it. Why is there a car coming? Is that a police car? There's a police car coming. Police car is coming. It's that police car. It's a weird looking police car. It just looks like a car with a siren on top. I think they're just patrolling like security guards or something.

I could sneak in through the drain. I could probably fit in there. My head's probably too big. Security.

Oh

I wish I bought some food. Can I get Uber Eats delivered here? I need to sit down. My feet hurt getting old. All those gray boxes. Oh, this place is boring too. Oh my god. There's nothing here. Oh my God. It's hard to walk in these stupid stones as well. Can I sit on that tree stump? I can sit on those little stone pillars. I can't even put a bench or something or a vending machine.

Oh God.

I don't know if I can sit on this. Am I allowed to sit on these? It doesn't say don't sit on them. Am I sit on the grass or I sit on this tree stump. Am I allowed on the grass? Doesn't. What's that sign over there? I can't see it.

Oh man,

I'm hungry. Go to a shop and window shop. But I'm broke. I had to put some money into my revenue because I need cash. I need cash to put on my eCOA card to get back. But I can only take out 10,000 yen minimum. And I only had 2000 yen so I had to transfer some money. Go further into the credit card debt. I mean overdraft debt and at least it's peaceful. I think there's a McDonald's around the corner. I looked earlier. Sorry. I'm here. I just walked through this down. Oh well thanks. Bold lesbian buying McDonald's on me. Well now I have to get McDonald's. There's no question. Nearest McDonald's. Oh there's a McDonald's here on the corner of the Imperial Palace. Iconic fast food chain. I'm a bit bored of Fry's. What's that sound? I thought it's a massive hornet. I'm a bit bored of fries. I will get some nugs chicken nuggies. Oh wow. Thanks. By MCDS on me bud Donald's it is. I'm gonna walk through the forest. Mila would love this. Too bad she dumped me otherwise I would've taken her on a nice romantic trip through Kyoto in Z Woods.

See all these women they dumped me and missing out on this could have been joining me here, but they'd rather get a real job. Imagine choosing, getting a real job over joining me as a full-time streamer where we can walk around for hours doing nothing. People boring. What's in this hole? Wow, this tree. Oh crap. I'm losing connection. Uh oh. I'm lagging. Get out of the woods. <laugh>. Her woods has no internet. Okay. Okay. I'm leaving. Jesus Christ guys, you there? I liked. I lagged in the woods. Oh it's back. Damn. I nearly lost connection in there. I'll stay on this side. Scale this place. Boring. Dunno why I went in there and I lost all my bit rates. Okay, we're back up now. 2.5. That's a close one. What are you doing here? Well I thought I was gonna see some Japanese culture but all I can see is this stupid wall and endless gravel. You could at least put a window so I can look inside. Selfish. I wanted to walk in the woods but I can't stream in it. Don't get it. How come I've got internet here But I step over there and then I've got no internet. It makes no sense.

It's nonsense. Nonsensical. I didn't come here last time. Last year. I brought my girlfriend to Kyoto. We went to the Golden Temple. Kio. Mizzu at Rashma. The monkey mountain. The monkey mountain was pretty cool. I saw this midget, this man who was like a dwarf but is holding hands with this really cute Asian girl. I think she was Japanese. How the hell he must have like really uplifting, positive personality. And he's like, oh I'm a dwarf but I'm not gonna let that defeat me. And then the girl's like, oh he's got a disability. But he's so inspiring. I love him. Can't believe it. He looked like Game of Thrones was his face ion. Yeah, he looked like him and he holding hands with this really cute Japanese girl really is. Um, you know it really is possible. Anything's possible if you have the right mindset, but it is hard having the right mindset. That's the hard bit. Very difficult being a human. The problem is humans are so scared of each other that they're very sensitive to red flags. So you got to be really careful not to trigger red flags. But it's hard 'cause sometimes you just trigger them accidentally.

The biggest threat to humans or other humans you can get killed, robbed, scammed. The worst thing is when you're a lonely guy. You fall in love with a cute girl but it turns out she's just scamming you and then you wake up in the morning and all your stuff's gone. That would be rough. That's why I'm very suspicious of cute girls. I don't even go near them. There's no way a cute girl would be naturally interested in me. She's either scamming me or she's like pranking me or something. Looks fade. Yeah. But I think if you are like naturally skinny and good looking, you'll still be skinny and decent looking when you're older. Like my girlfriend, I think she's never gonna get fat. One thing I like about my girlfriend is she's really skinny, naturally skinny. She doesn't like force herself to starve or exercise every day. She's just like naturally skinny like me. So I don't think she'd ever get really fat. That's one of my favorite things about her. My biggest fear is you get stuck with someone and then they balloon but you can't really ditch them at that point 'cause it would be too heartbreaking.

You're

Just kind of like stuck with them. Scuffing. My new shoes.

Stupid

Gravel after pregnancy they balloon. Well even skinny girls. Oh my god. I walked all around this stupid wall for nothing. Oh there's another wall over there that up at this place. It's probably like 2000 ENTs. Go inside. Yeah, I got vans. Oh no my phone's overheating because say hold on, what am I gonna do? I'm thinking I do split app with Chrome tab. Doing split app with YouTube. Really overheats the phone now I can't, it won't let me do multi app because so now I've gotta have two phones out. This is really annoying. I dunno how to fix this. I need to get that external fat. It says 42 degrees. I have to hold two phones at the same time. The streaming's hard work. Is it hotter in Curto? It feels warmer. I'm not sure if it's just because it's warmer in general today I need that phone with the fan built inside of it. Should I buy it? Uh, it's such a waste of money but it is really convenient if it works and actually keeps the phone call. So I can do split up. It's probably some other problem. Like the mics are not good or the camera's not good. It's a gaming phone after all.

Or I get the fan that goes on the back of a phone. But then I need ano, I need another charger to keep the fan charged. I have two cables going into it and then there's no place to put my selfie stick. So it's not very good. How do they fit a fan inside of a phone. What if I put saliva on the back of it and then the wind calls it down? How'd you make a heat sink? Do you need like a piece of copper? I could like super glue some copper wire onto the back of my phone that leads somewhere to take the heat away. But you need a fan don't you? This weird overheats. It's the split app. You know the multi window app thing on the Android? It makes the phone very hot. My feet hurt walking on this gravel. It's hard. 42 degrees. My phone temperature. Uh, screw this place. I'm going to McDonald's. The whole thing is locked down. I can't even look inside.

Stupid

Imperial Palace. Where even am I? Oh, open Compass. What? I have to go south. McDonald's is that way. So hungry. I don't even care anymore about Palaces. Place is dead. Yeah, it's just like massive gravel sand pit and I can't even look at the palace. Rubbish. Oh well they're selling over there. Maybe ice cream. I don't have any cash.

See

I want Burger King but I don't see any Burger King anywhere. I think Burger King's better than McDonald's but I never see it. I see McDonald's everywhere. I don't see any KFC. I don't really like KFC though. It's too greasy. Look at this. It's just endless sea of gravel. Why do they make it out of gravel? It's so hard to walk on it. Every step. Your foot slips Junior. I mean Burger King Whopper is the best burger. The problem is they put onions in it, raw onions and then your breath smells. Was that Burger King and Ed? Yeah, I saw a Burger King at Edar. What's that sound? Someone stole the emperor's Jewels. Burger King and Kyoto. Let me Google for Burger King. I'm kind of fed up of McDonald's but I can't scam my donor. Tara Matchy Co Goku. It's not that much further away from McDonald's. There's absolutely nothing. Just gravel. Yeah. Oh my god. What cast was this? It's the Imperial Palace but the entrance is all the way over that side and I can't be bothered. Probably have to pace to get in as well. I'll just enjoy the gravel.

Oh my.

The gravel's getting in my shoes. Although what's this? What's that?

It

Remains of the go one. One one Emperor go. What? They dismantled the thing for metal for World War ii. 1 1 1. Where is it? There's nothing here. I don't even know what it's supposed to be talking about. Imagine walking bare foot on this. I will walk barefoot for $10. No $1,000. God, I'm so hungry. What kind of shoes do I have? I have Vans back at again with the vans. How long have you been streaming? Seven years. I think my first live stream was in 2017. It's been one continuous seven year stream. I know Mr. Crow proceeding laying down some gravel. <laugh>. What? He's cleaning the gravel with a steam thing. What's he doing? Is he cleaning the gravel? That looks like a nice job. Don't need to talk to anyone. Just clean the gravel. I'm gonna walk on this bit. The concrete. Oh yeah. Oh that's nice. Oh, firm ground. Oh that's so nice. Why did they made the whole road out of gravel? Weird. Oh my God. My phone's 44 degrees now. Damn. This guy must be so happy. He's got a cute girlfriend, not fat his age. Probably younger primates good money since he's traveling in Japan.

God, I wish I was him. Not skinny. Looks like a man. People always compliment me saying I look young but I don't feel like it's such a great thing because you get bullied. People don't respect you as a man. Women look at you like you're a joke. Unless they've got like little boy fetish or mothering. Fetish. What if she's got no chin? Maybe then I'd feel a bit sorry for him. I can't see. She's wearing a mask and she's throwing pine cones at him now. <laugh> pine cone. Fight on the gravel. Well this place was very disappointing. Where should we go now? It's two o'clock. My Kyoto exploration day has not been going well. What was that place we passed by last night? The very cool looking a temple thing. Maybe we go there.

Look,

There's just nothing here. It's just gravel and endless gravel. The meanest thing I ever said to a woman called her stupid idiot. That's my ultimate insult is quite pretty. Well we've got fish. Very nice fish. You fish. My feet hurt now. Hmm? I feel like going back to Osaka. Bored of this place. Should we just go back now? Came all the way to Kyoto to see walls. Oh look, there is wooden thing holding the tree up.

That's

Pretty cool. I came all the way here just to see the outside of the castle and the palace and then get McDonald's. This must be the worst trip ever. Come on, get your child away.

Oh my god.

I might as well go back now. But I wanted to see something amazing. I thought I could just walk around and see loads of big temples or something.

Oh,

What about the Golden Temple? I saw that last year. It's not even that interesting. You just walk in and there's loads of people and you got to queue up, go round the circuit and then everyone's queuing up to take photos in the same place. And then you go around the temple and then there's some food stalls setting dango. It takes like 20 minutes and there's swarms of people everywhere. Not worth it. And then you get barged. 'cause everyone's like desperately trying to take a photo in front of the stupid golden temple. I can just photo shot myself in front of it. Oh, they got gusto. Maybe I go to Gusto trying to walk in. What's this weird footpath. Oh, I see. McDonald's phone's at 38 degrees might be able to open up multi app McDonald's. There's also a skier McDonald's or skier. It's basically the same isn't it Beef and carbs? You can have the beef as a burger or the beef as slices of beef. Or you can have bread or rice. Burger King. No, too far away. I could try Burger King. Let me check. But they have touch screens here. It's full of

Burger King is uh, 26 minute walk. Should I? I guess I could down here. I think now I'm going the wrong way. Open Compass said South. So this way. Okay, I'll look at Burger King Don thing. I've had Wendy's, I've had Shake Shack. It was really expensive and it wasn't even that good. It was okay, but it was triple the price of a Big Mac. It was very oily. I felt kind of sick after I finished it. Not really impressed with Kyoto to be honest.

I,

Yeah, I'm really hungry. I need food quickly. I dunno how Chris Broad does this. Making travel videos around Japan. It's so boring. It's just like castle. This temple that red Tory gates. How does it go all over Japan to all of these places? They're all at the same. I can't do it. I thought what he does looks easy but it's not. And then he has to find something funny to say about the stuff when there's nothing funny about it. It's just a building. I don't know how how he could make travel videos like that. I just dunno how he's able to do it for so long. Oh, Indian food. Oh, it's in a basement. Star of David. I dunno how he does it for so many years and not get bored or he's probably bored but he does it anyway 'cause it's good money. But then it must be soul crushing video of blood bucket giving you tarot reading. But she already did Thero reading. Isn't it the same thing? My wife took me out. Am I zoomed in? No. Looks very zoomed in today. Casey streaming on Instagram. Oh yeah, he is. He's streaming a cat.

Tell him to check his messages. Casey meet me in Saka. Lowell. Do you think he's gonna see it? It's not saying anything. Yeah, it's Hong Kong guy. He's got five viewers reunion. If he agrees to meet up, I will help him relaunch his YouTube channel. We've got to rebuild. Your friend says hi. He said hi. What did he say about meeting? I can't watch it now. It's too loud here. Uh, where is he? Oh my fucking God. Stupid pavement. Tell him I'm sorry

I

He just said hi and ignored my question. So it means he probably doesn't wanna meet and he's just being polite. But dammit. Why don't none of the OG side characters wanna do a reunion? Tell him I'll buy him Niku. He loves Y nicu. That's how you bribe people. Where is he now? Gonna track him down that. Bless you. Okay. Burger King is turned left on I think this way. Oh it's gone red. I'll go this way. Was that actually Elvis the Adian in the chat after I called him stupid. Why did he just suddenly appear in the chat when I was trash talking him <laugh>. That's weird. Either he secretly watches my streams or someone told him Daniel was talking about you. There's no way he just randomly was watching the stream. And then he said some people never change as if that's a bad thing. Why would I wanna change? Really? I shouldn't have changed at all. I was my best self back then. Now I'm like a watered down version of my best self. Oh, here's when people walk in a big crowd and then block up the whole footpath. He's not in Japan right now. Where is he

Gonna buy a plane ticket? Is he back in Hong Kong? So what, he doesn't live in Japan anymore. Or what? His visa ended. He left. I'd be kind of annoyed if he was still in Japan though. Because I'd be like, how come he is still in Japan? How does he get visa so easily? This guy's chunky. His visa ran out. Oh, what a shame. He couldn't find a Wi Fu in time. Unlike me, a bagged a Wi Fu in two weeks upon landing speed, running marriage. I don't get how you could be living here for years and not find a wife. Who? What's he doing now then?

Oh

My God, I'm tired.

<laugh>.

He works in Chinatown. Isn't all of Hong Kong Chinatown go to beautiful nature or temple? I tried, but they were enclosed in a wall and you had to pay to go in. I'm not wasting my Burger King money.

Okay. Okay looking

I think this way. Well, every time I'm about to cross, the green light is about to go red. Lemme sit down for a bit. I'm so tired. I got no energy. Oh my God. I dunno what these little black boxes are. I am always watching Daniel. Uh oh. Casey is streaming on IG now. Please talk to him now. I did. I said do you want to meet? And he didn't. Oh my. Shut the fuck up. Stupid pink car. So noisy. Can't even hear what they're saying anyway. What's the point? Yeah, I said do you wanna meet up? And he just said, hi Daniel, answer the question. Don't just hire me Elvis. Do you wanna meet up? I'm trying to do reunions. There's only three, I think three characters from the 2018 era I wanna do reunion with. One of them reported me to the police. <laugh>, can you believe that? I'm like, who do you wanna do reunion or police banging on the door. Casey was my number two. Who else would be a good reunion character? Essex girl. Turkish girl. Tomko. Tomko came to Osaka but she didn't meet me. I'm trying to get the gay guy to meet me

Or said he'll let me know if he can make it in May. Oh I'm going to Tokyo though in May. I could meet him before a girlfriend arrives. Get a cheeky Boris Johnson. Where am I going? So I was saying if he can't make it in May, I could go to Tokyo a few days before my girlfriend arrives, do a bit of streaming. Who else could I meet in Tokyo? Maybe Shin would meet. I know you know who watches Shin's channel. So if I could appear on Shin's channel, that would be funny. Kind. Escape me.

Casey says he's not mad at you ever. He will be down for, is that guy or Yaku?

Really? You're not trolling. When's he coming to Japan again? Is he gonna fly all the way to Japan just to meet me <laugh>. I imagine flying all the way here just to meet me. That's wild. If he had plans to come anyway, then it's not weird. I would never fly to another country to meet a guy that's just kind of JY. He

Would be back in Osaka from 23rd. So just schedule something with him.

The 23rd. Okay. How long is he gonna be here? We can get Izakay or Yaki. Niku. Maybe. Yaki Niku will squash the beef literally and metaphorically. I buy him a Beru Am sorry for my actions. You were a good friend. But I didn't notice at the time I was corrupted by YouTube fame and greed. It is funny 'cause he could talk about, you know who as much as he wants, but I'm not allowed to <laugh> so I wouldn't be able to say anything as long as I don't say anything. You should be fine. Tiki or Sam? Yeah, I could turn. I shouldn't have come this way. You don't have to meet him if you don't want to. I do want to. Did he say if we can stream it or not? So if we can't stream it then alright. I guess I could still meet him, but I'm not paying for Yaki Niku. I only pay for Yaki Niku if I can stream it so I can at least break. Even if this building,

Casey says you're still his FBA and it's okay to stream F-W-E-N-D. Reunion Stream.

Nice. Well tell him to check his dms so we could discuss details. God, burger King's so far away. KC reunion. Oh, we should go to the same Yaki Niku that he and you know who went to for those streams and then we stream in it. <laugh>. I always get the last laugh. What's up with tko lately? I don't know. Maybe he's sad. He's not very active on YouTube now. Well look. Big crane. Oh, why is there so much construction? No, this guy's job is just to point people in a direction. We were going anyway, do not drink. This is a soup stock. What is, are they selling soup in a bottle? So weird. Why? Wow. Selling soup stock in a ven machine. I want one of these loop blood bucket. Tried to get me this last year, but I think you need to upload ID driver's license. It's funny, in Japan they're so strict about renting an electric bike in Thailand you just rent a motorbike and they don't even ask for either or anything. Imagine me riding a motorbike. I would've dropped it with my girlfriend on the back.

Where's people

Getting in my way? Midlife crisis. Oh, looking for staff. Who wants a job and how much they pay North Face. We are 200 meters away.

You have,

It's very hard to talk here. Okay, got it. In everywhere.

Oh okay. I found it.

Oh my god. I came here with my girlfriend last year. I remember now. I've been here before. Yeah, they have touchscreen as well. <laugh>. I came here last year with my girlfriend <laugh>. 'cause I couldn't find anything to eat. Well this burger looks weird. Oh, I want the ugly, right? Let me try open. Split up. Oh it works. What should I get? The fake burger? I've got weird names. Double mushroom Whopper.

What's

This? Ugly burger. Fake burger.

Hmm Um.

Double cheddar. Ugly burger. So yeah. Ugly Burger. I want ugly.

It

Is more expensive than McDonald's. I can go,

Fuck

I said take away button. Eating here.

Trick them.

Always keep your enemies confused. <silence> Oh, sick. Sorry about the mute, but there was a lot of music. I'm not sure if I muted it fast enough. I imagine I muted it but still got dinged. It was weird in that I came here last year before my girlfriend found my YouTube channel. Stupid Music. I hate it. I'll lose all my ad rev if YouTube detects the music. Ugh. Source in my hand. Lick it salty. No, I didn't buy the tanker here. I bought that in Osaka. Uh, I dunno what else to do here already. Should we just go back to Osaka? Bit boring? Let's see if there's anything interesting nearby. Hmm. I remember I came here last year. It's just like a market shopping place. There's Yasaka Shrine. Is it free? I think it's free. It looks nice. It ain't go there. Maybe it's not too far. I have to go to Kyoto Station. Oh there's also Jiji Zuka. What's that? A big Buddha. What was that other shrine? Oh Ion. Is that where they banned foreigners? I wanna go there. I don't wanna start coughing after I eat food. Yasaka Shrine is near Gian. Let's go to Yasaka Shrine. It'll take 20 minutes to walk there. Is that a real bird or speak up?

Yeah. Stupid

White people being noisy. The skirt.

Oh my

God. Oh my legs. The burger was okay. I dunno why it's called an ugly burger. 'cause they made the bread look funny.

Let's,

It just tastes like a whopper but it had cheese in it I think this way. Maybe not. Was it cheese on the bun? No, I picked it up and it was just bread. It's like slightly different colored bread. I think they just made a bun and they put lumps of dough on top of it. I reckon it was the same flavor as a whopper but more expensive. Oh, McDonald's too late now.

For what?

Well if the food I like is so bad then how come they have thousands of restaurants all over the world and there's probably more McDonald restaurants in the world than there are ramen restaurants combined. You true? Music's coming.

Yeah. I

Okay. Got one kilometer to walk. So crowded.

Oh my god.

Did you see the doggy? I'm going through a temple and I wanna go to that gion place. That band foreigners. It's about Donald's everywhere. Another one. Oh wow. That looks pretty cool over here. Um, alright. Uh, look at the people,

Right?

Why does this feel like Edinburgh? It reminds me of Scotland for some reason. Have you been to Edinburgh? It has like a river and then it's got like a street just like Edinburgh.

My ma'am.

Oh my God. Too many people. Uh, copyright music. Oh wow. It looks pretty cool.

<silence>

Ah, god damn music everywhere. You have to mute. Even if it's someone singing on the street. 'cause it'll count as a cover of the song. Wow. Is this Gion? It's, it's not banned for Taurus. Pretty crowded though. Why did you buy the wristband? What wristband?

I

Uh, this place sucks too many people. I think they're not ation. They're eating tight.

That's pain.

It's tired.

Oh my god.

The temple's up ahead. Daniel looks Vietnamese compared to those white guys. Yeah, well my people managed to kick out two colonial superpowers. So who's the real winners there? Kicked out the French and then we kicked out the Americans just by digging holes in the ground. Imagine you have air superiority, you got superiority in everything and you still can't defeat a country of farmers hiding in a hole. <laugh> America's just held itself. The US left on its own accord. Yeah 'cause they couldn't win. They bombed the hell out the country. But there was nothing to bomb 'cause it wasn't an industrial country with factories and stuff. So my mom's probably 25% Vietnamese, which means one of my grandparents must have been 50% Vietnamese. Which means one of my great grandparents must have been fully Vietnamese 'cause I'm 8%. The Vietnamese defeated the Americans the same way the Americans defeated the British farmers and peasants. I don't think America actually cares about winning wars. They just won endless wars. Like Julian Assange says. The goal isn't to win the wars, it's just to have nonstop wars.

I think you have to sit on the left side. British people.

My fellow countrymen.

You

Going see <inaudible>

Of Detroit?

It's funny though because just 'cause you lose a war doesn't mean your country's ruined. Look at Japan and Germany and then just 'cause you win wars doesn't mean you're set for life. It is kind of like the losers of war do better than the winners in the long run. There's the shrine. Wow. Sit here. So this is the famous temple of Kyoto built in 1884 by a Japanese man.

Why

Do they have to come and sit next to me? Oh they got crab.

Oh,

Crab sticks.

Hmm.

Maybe I'll take a picture. Take a picture here.

Wow. Very beautiful Japanese temple

Place.

So manys.

I don't think I came here last time. I don't remember.

Take

A picture of this for my records. I dunno why people like to take their picture in front of it. They like to stand in front of the things and take their own photo. I don't get it. What's the point? I got the picture. It's a smile I make when I'm pretending to enjoy something. God, why they come here just to photo in front.

She the cake. Oh Christine.

Yeah. Christine, where's the key? Christine, why do they touch the water?

Take a picture.

Chinese tour guide. What are they doing?

They're very quiet for Chinese people.

Why do they love visiting a country so much that literally grapes them and try to destroy the civilization? I thought they were Japanese. They're Chinese. How could you dress up in the clothing of your great ancestors? Enemies. They have no shame.

They also fucking the one. There's so many Chinese people, everyone's join us.

I think Malaysian people in Singaporeans are the only Asians who talk to each other in English. It's weird. Oh, I need to sit down again. Tired.

Oh my god.

Ramen soup mixed with Taco Yaki. What? When it goes soggy. Yeah. I wonder why I didn't come here last year with my girlfriend. It's quite nice. Free entry. Very open. I think this place is probably the best we are gonna see today. Did you know the country of Malaysia didn't even exist. It was the British that made the country of Malaysia before the British came. It was just like a bunch of tribes. It was like a bunch of tribes with different kings and sultans and then the British came with all the Indian people and then they made it into a country. And then they just let the different kings be the king of Malaysia for like five years and they rotated it. I think Malaysia has like 12 kings or Sultans and then they rotate. Who is the king? The big main king every five years. Yay. Can my house? How many kids are they? All her kids. You must be a baby factory room. Um are they all her kids or is she a teacher? No, all those kids look the same age. Unless she had Quinn's triplets. This is probably a teacher. What was I saying? Yeah, Malaysia has like 10 Sultan kings and then they rotate them every five years. 'cause before Malaysia was a country, it was just a bunch of tribes.

Before British civilized them. Flight to Japan was like 200 pounds from Bangkok it was a bit too loud.

<laugh>

It was like 200 pounds and then 440 pounds back to the uk. My girlfriend's gonna go back to Thailand first and then fly to Japan. She said it was cheaper to do it like that. Damn. She must really miss me. She didn't come all the way here just for like 10 days. Not even 10 days. It reminds me of the Korean girlfriend. She would also just fly to Japan to see me for a week. It's called true love. I am blessed to be loved by so many. Do you guys love me too? I don't know why people love me so much. I didn't even do anything. Who paid? She paid. I'm not paid. I can't even pay. I don't have any money. I've got minus 400 pounds in my bank account. Don't get paid until nine days. My YouTube money will come on the 25th. I'll get 1,450 but my bank is overdraft 400 so as soon as it enters my bank account it'll just be down to like 1000 pounds. Then I've gotta pay my mom 500. So I only have 500 left and I might pay off my credit card a couple hundred

And then I have to buy my plane ticket to Tokyo. I'm hoping my girlfriend's gonna book the hotel like she said she would. Otherwise I'll just live with blood bucket. She said if she pays for the hotel then I won't move in with blood bucket. And I said okay. So she better pay for it. Uh, my socks making my skin look weird. So hopefully I get free hotel. Just gotta pay for my plane ticket, which should be only about 10,000 yen and I get 1% cash back. So that's like a hundred yen I get back. I really wish that van sold ice cream and that OC Oxford's ball of Ram.

Why

Does he have to walk right in front of me?

I

Can see his butt

Cheeks. That woman looks lonely. She needs a

God. I feel sick from that burger. It was so big I could almost not finish it. Breath smells like raw onion as well that no one's buying this guy's octopus ball. Ram. You should sell ice cream instead. Oh he sells a high border. I feel sad for him. Maybe I should buy a drink. Give him some business. 1% seems low. I can't find another credit card that has more than 1%. I heard American credit cards very good but British ones, they're kind of stingy with cash back and move the community over to kick $50 per stream. How I checked my dashboard, I didn't find that setting and blood bucket says she won't watch me if I'm not on YouTube and she's funding <laugh>. I think she's funding like half of the money that I get from streaming. Is that a male pigeon? He's trying to get the female. Yeah that's a male and that's a female. He wants a push look. See you're trying to get a woman is difficult if you're a man no matter what species, if you've got to fight for it, why won't she watch you on something else? Uh, I'm like that too. It's like when ICE moved to Mixer, I didn't wanna watch him on Mixer but I watched him on YouTube and now he's on Kick. I don't really watch him on Kick.

You get comfy with a certain platform and you don't really wanna move. What does K sip stand for? Yeah I could dual stream. I can't be bothered. I get like 10. Last time I jewel streamed, I got 10 viewers on Twitch. I had like five Onk and then the rest were on YouTube. I'm pretty sure this app I'm using now you can stream to multiple directions. I mean connections, I mean destinations.

Yeah. Yeah

I want an ice cream. I did like kick because you don't have to worry about copyright or people striking you. It can just do whatever you want basically. But I've only got like 40 viewers. It's annoying also. You don't get any ad Rev?

Of course, of course. It's been a week. It's amazing.

I hear them talking about toilet beds. Wow. It's kind of nice here. Once the internet is still good over here. Sly cane makes 50 per stream. I think I make more than that. I make like 80 to a hundred per stream. Recently everyone's dressed up in geisha outfits. Oh my god. We sneeze. Maybe I am getting hay fever. Why is this place important place of Japanese traditional wacker poems? It was a crowded entertainment quarter in 1886. The oldest park in Kyoto, the water was brought in from Lake Biwa. Oh I guess it's pretty nice. I don't think we got any more girls who wanna meet. I think that was it. Sunny and blood bucket. At least it's better than last year. Didn't meet anyone last year. Oh my mom sent me money. She said she just sent me 5,000 pounds. Oh my God I'm rich. Check my bank account. She said I owe her 10,000 pounds. I could meet Shin 'cause I'm gonna go to Tokyo before my girlfriend arrives. Someone asked Shin if she would meet. Imagine I stream with Shin the day before my girlfriend comes and my girlfriend gets mad and then she's like ignoring me the whole trip.

<laugh> I got the money 4,600. My mom sent me a 5,000 and then the overdraft eight up 400 of it. So I only got 4,600. I need 6,300. So I'm still short. Um three. I'm short 1,700 am I I've got 4,600. I need 6,300. I think I need 4,000 6, 7 1. Yeah I need 1,700. I'll get 1,500 from YouTube. That means I need to free up an extra 200. Then I can pay off all my tax. She just sent you 5,000? Yeah, she said I owe her 10,000. Now I think I'm getting hay fever. That's weird. I don't usually get hay fever in Japan. So next I just need the referral code so I can pay my penalty and then I'm done. Unless, oh my god the tax people are gonna tax me on the money my mom sent me. Oh are they? They'll see my bank account and it'll say 10,000 pounds came in this year. Uh, how much can they tax it by like 10% whatever. So it would only be like a couple hundred pounds I think. But it's gonna make my earnings go from if they include that as earnings, I think you can gift people up to 3000 pounds cash tax free.

So only 7,000 pounds of it would be taxable. So they'd probably add that 7,000 onto my earnings. If I earned 12 K, I'd make 19 K. The tax on 19 K wouldn't be massive. It would be like, I don't know, 19 K, seven K taxable or 10% of seven K. It's like 700 pounds. Oh my god. It's still quite a lot though. When you're broke. I'm just gonna cross my fingers and say hope that they don't ask about it. And I'll just say my mum gave me the money to pay my tax and then they're like, oh you gotta pay tax on the money she gave you to pay your tax. You know what I mean? You know what she should have done? She should have given me her card details and then I enter her card details when I pay it. But I'm not sure if she would trust me with her card details. Did you make videos about stocks before? Yeah. And they all flopped. They tax each dollar over and over again don't they? You work, you make money, you pay tax on the money. You go shopping, you pay the consumption tax,

You give the money to someone, they gotta pay tax on that. The government really taxes every damn thing. So you die, your money goes to your children. They have to pay inheritance tax. I and still all our governments are broke and in debt. How much is America in debt? 30 trillion or something. UK is in debt too. I think in Japan it's 10% income tax. I need a drink. I should put a vending machine here. I better say thanks to my mum. I can't believe she's lent me 10,000. I've paid her back 2000. I got it. Thanks so much. I will try to pay you back all this year. Do you think I can, if I really focus hard on my YouTube channels when I get back home June until December six months, I reckon I could make 1,500. They were already grind six videos a day. Elden ring and hell divers it. It's not a gift, it's a loan. Yeah. Hopefully I can say that. That I'm gonna pay her back

And uh,

If I can make 1,500 a month, I'll just give her everything then it will take me, it'll take me like seven months. Even if I gave a 1,500 a month, I think gaming is more profitable. I'm not sure. So I made more money streaming than gaming but I spent more money streaming 'cause you have to go out and buy, train tickets and buy food and you gotta buy the gear for streaming like the battery bank, the sim cards probably spent a couple hundred dollars for the power bank, sim cards, stuff like that. Speed fight gaming. I just have to buy the game. That's it. I've already got a computer. Oh my god my stupid phone overheated again. So annoying. Now I wanna buy a new phone so my phone doesn't overheat. No I won't. Don't wanna waste money. I'm using the Samsung flip four. It keeps overheating and then the chat closes 43 degrees. Now my phone temperature, there's no point in buying a new phone. I'm only here for another 55 days.

I,

Next time I think I'm gonna use my S 10 plus. I've got my S 10 plus in my bag. I could switch to it. Now the problem is I would have to move the SIM card from this into it and I don't know if I can do that. Dunno if the sim card gets locked to a phone once it activates and I don't think I have my sim card ejector pin. I was paying 20 KA month for a setup. Oh my God. I think the flip four because there's a hinge, the phone gets really hot on one side but there's no heat flow because the hinge probably cuts the phone in half. So that they usually put like a copper heat sink. But I don't see how they would have one across the hinge. So maybe that's why

I,

Let's walk around here a bit more. I feel like I head back at 6:00 PM It will take an hour and a bit. Get back home. Seven or eight. There's not really much to do in keto. It's just a bunch of temples. The S 10 plus is still good. It just feels a little bit sluggish compared to modern phones. I think it came out 2018. I remember when I first got it, 2019 it felt like such a futuristic phone. Oh look, little duckies ducky. It's a spider on my face. I dunno. Spiders keep jumping on my head.

Very.

It happened with Sonny as well. Had a spider dangling. She thinks Sam Pepper regrets breaking up with Hannah. I reckon he's sad. I reckon he's like me. He liked being with Hannah but it was too tempting to meet up with other girls for content. I think he was just tempted by the views and being famous again and the idea of getting new girls. But I think deep down he felt sad about it. That's how I felt. That's hard. Hard being a man you wanna make, you wanna make the woman that loves you happy but at the same time you wanna like fuck a hundred more women at the same time. It's like a constant battle in your mind. Trying to make one woman happy but also trying to make your Willie happy. Bring your man's hard.

Okay. Hmm.

Where should we go setting ice cream over there. They came from China to come to Japan and wear kimonos and then take photos with DSLR. I can't go near to it. They play music. I need to take out cash. Has your mom been to Japan? My mom hates Japan. I dunno why. She just seems really disgusted when I mention Why don't you go to Japan? She has a Japanese friend though who lives in Mastone. Her name's Nami. She married some English man. She has two kids. I don't know how. Oh she works at the castle with my mom. That's how they met. My mom doesn't like Japan. Dunno what's funny about that at all. Why did he say it's funny that there's trees close to the temples? What's funny about that? It's is not even slightly funny. Oh this is pretty. I'll take a photo. Photo. Oh they're taking the donation money out of the trays. I know how much they make. That's what Chinese sounds like or are, are are. Take a photo of this too. I love train is language. So beautiful. Take photo here. Why don't you visit China? That's boring. I am going to China next month in June but I'm just changing planes.

Oh should I get a rickshaw? Maybe he, I can pay him 100 yen to take me two meters. Damn. They take the photo taken. So seriously imagine getting all dressed up and going to a temple and then having a photographer or your friend use A-D-S-L-R with a massive lens just to post on your Facebook or whatever. Weird. Can I go in here? It looks pretty nice. Discover the legacy of Buddhism. I'll be in China for two hours in June. It doesn't say don't go in. Can I go in there? Can I go in there if I'm not allowed in here. They should put a sign shouldn't they? No one's yelling at me. So I assume I can go in here. I see someone over there too. Snaking into the Buddhist enclosure. Why are there no people here? I'm a bit nervous. <laugh> I think I've been to Beijing before just to change flights and it was scary. All the immigration officers wearing military outfits like military jackets and stuff with the padded shoulders and they wear the military cap and they look really pissed off all the time. It was very intimidating. My Chinese ancestors probably,

Oh my god they probably fled to Taiwan or something. I bet my Chinese ancestors were probably on the losing side of the Civil War. What was um, what were they called? The Chinese people who were under Chang Kai Shk. Was it the Tang Dynasty? I forgot. Dunno, anything about China had layover in Shanghai. Why wasn't it fun? Now you're making me scared. Should I buy a new ticket? It is only two hours. It can't be that bad. And I think it's China Airlines. So since they're friends with Russia should be able to fly over Russian airspace 'cause it means I won't have to sit in the plane for so long. I think it's a 10 hour flight. I'm not sure. It might be 12. I'm pretty sure it's 10. Lemme check. Had to run for my connection. Yeah I noticed I was getting emails kept saying your flight time has changed to 1230 to 1215 to 1210. Damn the gin rick shit guy that does not look fun. Must be boiling. Imagine some massive fat American wants to ride it. When will I go to China in June? Two hours was just to save money so I don't, I mean I would like to get a direct flight but it's so expensive.

It's gonna be 12 hours of suffering. I need to fall. Are you nervous to attend sister's wedding? A little bit. Are your Malaysian uncles into gold mining? Don't think so. Wait, I need to fuck. Okay, finished. Fuck it. I actually dunno what my uncles do. I've got one, he's like a businessman. He has multiple businesses across Asia. He's got a massage parlor in Vietnam. I've got one uncle in Singapore. I don't know what he does. My other uncle, I dunno what he does. <laugh> and my fourth one he died. Uh, I think he did accountancy accounting. I think he was a CPA.

Ah

Sit down.

God

This walk is killing me.

Oh my God.

I think I'm just gonna go into the wedding. Sarah Boni as a ghost and just be like invisible person. No one's gonna talk to me and if they do talk to me, I'll just talk back a little bit. My second channel is barely making anything. The views tanked so far this month. The second channel made like $80 'cause I haven't uploaded in a month and hell two is not as popular. I mean it's still pretty popular but I haven't made any new videos about the new content. So my old stuff is still getting views but just not many abroad in Thailand Flopped. Yeah, it just stopped getting any views.

Why we go down there? What I got there?

Yeah, just show how stupid YouTube is. You can get one video blow up and get 10 K views but then they don't watch anything else that you make. You get 10 K views or maybe a hundred people sub and then barely anyone watches. I am amazed how much you can make with 140 stream viewers. Yeah, all you need is like 10 people who are very generous. I could have a thousand viewers but if no one is generous it won't even make a difference. Or I could have only 20 viewers. But if I still have the 10 generous viewers, I'd still make the same. It depends how generous.

Very

Generous. Why is there no one here? It's really nice here. A little too busy dressing up in kimonos and taking photos. Yeah. I'm amazed at how long my channel has been able to survive just off of one viral video, the no Friends video. I managed to grow a little community that stuck with me for this long. Well my God stupid. I buzzed in my ear. How much did you make on your viral hit? The No Friends video made about $2,000. But it gave me a community, which in total gave me like $200,000. I think it's like a hundred thousand main channel. 10002nd channel. About 40,000 OnlyFans. So it's like 150 K and then maybe a couple K here and there from Twitch.

But

The other

Is police. I feel like I'm not allowed to be here 'cause there's no one here. I there. No people here. Do you think you'll stream the rest of your life? Yeah, probably. I think people will be interested to see where I am in life later down the line. Oh, vending machine. I've only got a hundred. Ya. I think all the OnlyFans money was used on Rotterdam and paying off the tax. No Rotterdam and all the stock market losses ate up most of the OnlyFans money. Can I sit here? Oh my God. There's more steps. Where are you? Let me check. I have no idea. <laugh>, I'm at the Ani. So Bureau temple.

I,

I got good internet Mila in the B, B, C News about self-driving buses. What? Send me the link. There's no way.

How

Fucking loud do you wanna be? I talk softer. Oh, she's loud as well. I think they're Italian. Can you speak Japanese? Yes, I'm fluent. I know every single word. Oh they've gone. I want drink please. A hundred end drink. Oh a hundred end water. Oh, I want the Sprite. I think I've got two Tenons. Yes. I missed my a hundred yet.

Can't find it. Oh

Michael, where is it? Oh, I think that's it.

Yes. <laugh>.

My last a hundred.

Oh fuck

My back. Hit the

Wall.

Well let's take you to South Korea now. Wherein recent months commuters in the capital Seoul have been riding the world's first driverless night bus. Now while self-driving tasks are so becoming

It's circumstances,

There's

No Miller. What are you talking about?

I need to,

You said Melo is in the video about driverless buses in eo. You lied. Say hello to your grandmother. Ready? You have relatives buried here. She rests where you're sitting. Does she like Sprite? I'll give her a campi. I got trolled. You guys said Mila is in the BBC video. Oh. Where's my chat? Not loading.

My

Phone's not loading.

Oh my god. Oh my god.

My YouTube's not loading.

I was wrong. Wrong.

I can't see the chat. My stupid phone. It's really slow now.

Oh my God.

I don't get it. It can load the stream but it can't load the chat.

Excuse me.

Yeah.

Uh, you speak English?

Yeah.

Uh, do you think you can help me find uh, some directions I need to go back.

Okay. Uh, where you going?

Uh,

Um,

It's called uh, hor Marie Tochi. But if it's easier, um, I don't know if you're able to share your hotspot and I can just put it in my Google maps.

Um,

Or if you want to put it in yours I could take a

Uh, what's how do you spell it? H-H-O-H-H-O-R-I-W-A-K-A.

For some reason my internet's not working, so

Yeah, mine's not working well too either. Yeah,

Mine's like not working. Oh I, what happened to my sim? Stopped working or

Something?

I think I have the same problem. Yeah. I can't learn. I think. Thank you. You'd have to go back down. Oh, okay. The mountains hurry blocking the signal.

Oh okay. Alright. Thank you.

Mom.

I don't even know if it's streaming.

Is his streaming

I can't even load YouTube. I don't get it. It's streaming. But my phone, I can't, can't load the chat. Oh that woman said her internet's not working too. Oh my God. Over there. Awkward. Oh, I got the chat back. She couldn't have looked for a better signal. Yeah, why don't she just go down here? I think being up there was really slowing my internet but somehow the stream was still going. Was it streaming when that woman came up to me? Yeah. It's weird. She asked if I could share my wifi. No, you've made my stream. Like I'm trying to leach my internet.

Where'd she go?

I think she went that way. But I wanna go that way too. Follow her. Ask for a number.

Oh

My gosh. She's over there. Actually I don't want to go there. There's nothing there. I got my internet back. It was really lagging up there.

Watch self-driving night buses on streets of Seoul on YouTube and Millers at one ratio. 55 for a few seconds she looks homeless.

What? There's no way. That's Mila. Let me look it up. What's it called? Self-driving buses. Soul. 1 55. Oh my God. No fucking way. Oh is that her? Why does she look like a homeless granny? That no way is that her <laugh>. No way. What?

Of course it will change and it has to change. These late night travelers seem to enjoy themselves

Since there's also a bus driver

Sitting God at the front.

I feel a little bit more safe.

Oh my god, that is her. You fucking kidding. Oh my God. <laugh>. How did you find that? Why does she look like that <laugh>? I can't. But that's me though. One day ago, I guess she's in Korean now again.

But more safe.

That is her.

These late night travelers seem to enjoy themselves

Since there's also a bus driver sitting at the front. I feel a little bit more safe.

Oh my god, I can't believe you found that. That's so funny.

Funny.

She's in Rotterdam now. Uh, maybe that video was taken. Fucking hell. B maybe that video was taken a while ago. I can't believe that. How did you find that? As always her fashion is terrible. <laugh>, why does she always dress like a homeless old woman? Well at least she sounds Ky. That's so funny. Oh my god, I can't believe that. Are you following her social media and then she linked it or something? You're following her social media, aren't you? Remember I go to Ruda and do some live streams around her grandmother's. I go visit her grandmother. She seems like she hasn't changed much. What's she doing in Korea? I'm gonna see it again. She only appears in it for like two seconds which is why I missed it.

It's a late night bus. So it can ease the burden on the bus drivers.

Where is

Seem to enjoy themselves.

Enjoy Since there's also a bus driver sitting at the front. I feel a little bit more safe.

But why does she speak like that? Her voices still really loud.

These

Late night travelers seem to enjoy themselves

Since there's also a bus driver sitting at the front. I feel a little bit more safe.

I can't believe I had sex with her. That's so weird. Yeah that's me. Look, I can't believe you guys found it. I dunno why Mila loves career so much. Her career's boring. Someone found a Facebook post looking for a model and Mila applied for it. Reunion with Mila 2025. What isn't the photo load? Oh model wanted in Rotterdam age 18 to 35. Well Mila is looking for models. Oh that is Mila. That's her profile. Shin Mila. Why is she looking for models? Damn, she likes some kind of business woman. Now

You running down there?

That's so weird. That's why I saw 1 1 1 earlier. <laugh>

Water <laugh>.

Mila must be 30. No 30 now. I think Mila would be 30 this year. September.

That's it. Quite nice. Stay there. I take one.

I uh actually I'll take one of you three that way. Hang on. Look up. Look up guys. Look at

Me. Look at me.

Amy. Turn around. Just turn around.

Really?

Where did she post the acting job? She posted it on Facebook. I guess someone's following her Facebook account.

Glen don't take a they're beautiful. She got those trees. Wow. Yeah. Wow. That's a great shot. What you got?

How does she have money to look for models?

Did you I just, um, yeah I have. I have maximum and I have the

How'd you know when that BBC video was shot? It says posted one day ago but it definitely wasn't filmed a day ago. It must have been winter. It's so funny. Can you believe she dated me for nine months? <laugh> can't believe it. I wonder if she regrets it in the worst experience of her life than dating Daniel and then getting trash talks on YouTube to 30,000 people. She's pretty hot. Yeah, she is really attractive. It's just her fashion is weird. Sometimes it's okay. Like she'll wear tight fitting stuff but then she wears all this baggy stuff. The hippie stuff was okay. Didn't mind the hippie stuff. It was just like the gray grandpa jackets like the greatest green grandpa jacket. She used to wear like that. She's like Phoebe and friends. Yeah, she's kind of silly. I actually think I like Phoebe the most out of all the women in France. Monica was like too much of a mother. Rachel was too bitchy. But Phoebe seemed like kind of annoying sometimes. Well that's life I guess isn't it? People move on. They don't give a shit about you anymore. You just become a memory. New obsession. Mila

<laugh>. And it's weird seeing her again like that. It is like you never really close the book on things. People end up cropping back up again.

It's

Just one string of never ending women. I go that way away from the Australians, Australia, Australian get a picture of those trees. Why do they speak like that?

They

Don't have trees like that in Australia. Thought you said only the fringe is attractive. No, her whole face is attractive but the fringe definitely makes it cuter. I'm back here again. I go back the other way. I don't wanna come here again. Her face is acne. So acne doesn't make an attractive person unattractive. Acne heals and goes away. It's not like a permanent thing. I mean for me it is. I mean it heals and goes away but then it comes back again in a different place. Which way do I go? She didn't seem to have acne in that video. Unless she was wearing makeup. She never used to wear makeup. Maybe it should do a reunion. Someone message her <laugh>. We're trying to do reunions. Be weird wouldn't it? 2020 was so long ago. Can't believe how much she liked me. Do you think she loved me? She must have liked me a lot to fly all the way to the uk then fly all the way to Germany to meet me again and then let me come over to her house and stuff. Date for nine months. I dunno why she was so unhappy with me. She just didn't seem happy with me. Didn't like the YouTuber life. Didn't like the subreddit.

Kept saying my toxic viewers were bringing her negative. Bringing her positive vibes down. It's not my fault. I wonder what she wanted. I think she wants me to make uplifting, wholesome content and get a new, I mean that's what my girlfriend now wants me to do. She keeps saying you gotta make nice videos and nice people will come. I said if I make nice videos I risk losing my current audience and there's no guarantee I'll get new nice viewers. There's too much of a gamble. I might as well just stick with my current viewers and make them happy

Because

It's very small chance of me getting new viewers now. I am stuck with you guys. You can't just snap your fingers and get a new audience. You've gotta make a new channel with completely different content and you've gotta work at it for years for something to pop off. And then you might get a new audience but if your heart's not in it, then you won't be able to. I mean my heart wasn't in the abroad in Thailand channel and I just couldn't do it anymore. So I couldn't be bothered. And I don't care about Thailand. Mila got the BBC. I dunno why she doesn't like Japan. She never seems to show any interest in Japan. But she loves South Korea. South Korea is like the boring grade, depressing version of Japan. I don't know why she preaches likes Korean men. Only if she knows I leaked all her secrets. Yeah, I've seen channels turn things around If they suddenly find something new that gets good views, which way do I go? I might just go home now. I'm bored here.

Should

We just go to the station? I feel a bit bummed out now. Seeing Mila. It'll take 44 minutes. We'll just walk to the station. Screw this place. Boring. It's uh, south Open Compass. Southwest. Southwest

That way.

So how did you find the clip? Did she post it on her Facebook? Because I find it hard to believe you just watched the BBC News channel and you randomly saw her. Yeah, we just saw Mila on the BBC YouTube channel and she's in a video about buses for about two seconds. I thought you were just trolling. I can't believe that was actually Mila

I,

I can't believe she dumped me. Why did she dump me? I didn't even do anything wrong.

Just

'cause she wasn't happy and then blamed me for it. We do have nothing in common though to be honest. We're like completely opposite fucking fly. Oh I squished the fly on my nose. What a stupid fly lands on my nose and gets squished. I think it got stuck on my oil and sweat and sun cream. Yeah, I'm still annoyed she dumped me 'cause I feel like I didn't do anything wrong to deserve it. And I tried my best to make her happy. Like not doing drama videos. I tried really hard to please her and then it wasn't good enough. I remember her just listing off all these reasons why she wanted to break up. What does she say? She said something like, um, we have nothing in common. She wants to be adventurous and leave her comfort zone. But I want to stay in my comfort zone and not grow And she wants to grow as a person and I don't wanna do anything she wants to do. I guess she was right. I am a pretty boring person that doesn't take risks. Plays it safe. That's how I survived this long though. I don't wanna be a reckless risk taker. Yeah I might miss out on life in some ways but at least I don't get kidnapped

And run over.

It was, I

Don't know why she wants to meet me so badly in the first place. Just 'cause I, I was a YouTuber who had a lot of viewers I guess and I was kind of cute when I was younger. I think the main reason was I was, I had some YouTube fame and I was cute. I looked like how I looked like the guys that she liked Fem boy Asian. That was probably the only two reasons I was really boring in Rotterdam. I just sat there looking at my stocks and then I was all depressed because my channel was dying and I didn't know what to do and I couldn't use drama 'cause she didn't let me. She didn't like the fake drama.

I like something.

She tried to encourage me to make wholesome videos but they just flopped all the time and then I'd live stream and I'd be really negative And she said she didn't like it. She said I don't like what you say when you livestream. Also she loves Korea and I don't like Korea. So <laugh>, she's got nothing in common

Are you?

Yeah, well my mom and dad had nothing in common. They still got married, had a family and stayed married for 30 years. Why do you need to have stuff in common? I hate everything you like and you hate everything. I like So your dad had money and a house? No he didn't. My dad lived with his mom when he met my mom and my dad was making not very good money. He was still like a junior engineer. My granddad lived in our house and my dad lived with my mom in her house. I mean my dad lived with his mom in her house. I don't know why people think my dad was like some rich guy with a big house. Time to go home. Boring day in keto. I can't believe she dumped me though. I was only bored and depressed 'cause I was stuck in Rotterdam. What do you expect? And I'm much happier now in Japan. Much more active and outgoing now. What's that girl so pale. Did you see that girl? She's like pale like a ghost.

Ah,

Maybe things would've been different if Japan wasn't closed

Street. Main street.

I don't even know if she would've wanted to come to Japan. She has no interest in it And it's p and going back to the train station, I'm leaving boring. I wonder how much you get on the bus. I had a much better time in Jotto last year

Because

You have to actually get on the bus and go to places. Not just walk up and down like this. Who's she even talking to? Amazing day in church are. Wow. I love it

So much.

Yesterday was better. Yeah the the trip here was better than being here. It's more exciting. This is boring. Should we get a bicycle back home? The Kyoto exclusive activities would be renting a kimono, which I don't really want to do 'cause it looks weird and it's like 4,000 yen and then there's a bunch of temples which I've already seen some market thing. Um is nice. But I went there. Yeah last year. Look here. Simon Mon Rental. Oh I came here before with my girlfriend. We had food here. Had like some kind of frightening. It feels weird being back here.

I

Oh my god. Are they doing black face or are they actually black? Oh they're Indian. I thought they were like white people doing black face. But their skin looks like the color is painted on the skin complexion Looks weird. Oh, why so many police bikes? That's the fire department. It's not an ambulance. Where's the fire? I saw three motorbikes with police on it and a fire department van. I think the fire department also has medic vans but it didn't say ambulance on it. They looked like an ambulance. I don't understand. Looking handsome today. Oh hi Sunny. You Miss Mila. We found mailer on BBC news. It was weird And someone found out she's also hiring models in Rotterdam. If you wanna apply and you live in sda, you wanna do model work, contact my ex-girlfriend. She'll hit you up. Tell her Daniel sent you kimono wearing class 5,000 yet. Yeah we found Mila on the BBC news. YouTube channel <laugh>. Look at the latest video about uh, self-driving buses in Seoul. Go to one minute. 55. She's in the video for about two seconds. Maybe she's just a clout chaser. She was only interested in me because my YouTube channel was popular and then she was all excited to be on the BBC news channel. I think she just liked attention and she wants to be on TV or on a big YouTube channel.

She looks so excited. Was she on tv? I wonder if that segment was on TV or was it just the YouTube channel? Mila aged terribly. She looked the same. It was just her hairstyle makes her look a bit different now she looked the same. Her face didn't get fat, she didn't get wrinkles. She looked, looks pretty much the same. I mean she only went from 25 to 30 but you're not gonna change much. 30 to 35 is a different beast. That's when the royal change happens. I didn't change much. 25 to 30 Sanju San Temple. How did you find that? I don't know. Someone stalks her social media I guess. I don't even know what her social media is. Not really fussed about it. She has always been into modeling. I remember when she met me she had photos modeling kind of photos

Here. What's that? He wasn't looking back. He was like yards away.

The French woman farted. She's taller than the man C in. What was I saying? I was saying something about Mila then I got distracted. Well he's stinking <inaudible> something about her age. Did it make you miss her <laugh>? Yeah I felt a bit bummed out to be honest at first I was like whoa, I can't believe that's actually her. And then I got a bit mad about how she dumped me when I didn't do anything wrong. I didn't even cheat. Essex girl was trying to tempt me and then I said to Essex girl sorry but I'm with Mila.

Hey guys, I think we can get him here. She talking me. Why think we can get him through here? Get him where?

I don't wanna get beaten up by five 11 American man.

Hey guys,

I think we can get in here. Americans sound like cartoon characters. Don't you think

We

Can get in here from the hotel? What's going on with Meaningless? I don't know. Did he make another video? No one's been talking about him much today. He's old news. Walking back to Osaka. You sound like boring British documentary <laugh>. Really? He wants to unlive you. What did he say that? Report him to the police. Report him on YouTube. Get his channel banned. I made him, I can take it away watching the Mila video Now <laugh>. It's funny isn't it? When does he leave Japan? I'm counting the days he sniped me on, wasn't it this one six days ago? Uh, he's still here for another six. He's still here for another eight days. Uh, longest eight days ever. Maybe he's mad 'cause I wanna meet Hong Kong guy when I said I don't meet guys. Hong Kong guy is not just any guy though. He is the Hong Kong guy. He's famous. He's a famous guy. I made him famous. Where's the Mila video? You have to go to the BBC YouTube channel when you meet some gay guy. Maybe next month. But I could go to Tokyo and see him 'cause my girlfriend's coming to Tokyo. I'm gonna go there before she arrives

So I can do a stream in Tokyo for one day. Get the bed nice and warmed up too. Convinced for to do IRL. She would do IRL but she won't show her face. She'll wear a mask. Oh wow. Thanks Sunny. Miss touching you and sucking your nipple. What told you to keep it a secret? How could you expose me Touch girl bum. No, I'm gay So I'm guessing they just randomly interviewed people who were riding the night bus. What was Mila doing at night in Seoul? There's so many girls. I let the girls go fast. I'm such a gentleman. That European building. Very fancy.

That's a good guess

How greasy it looks. See that's why I say you've gotta wash your hair in the morning. Otherwise it looks like that her hair looks like it's covered in grease. She's probably gonna wash it before she goes to bed and then the next day it'll be all greasy again. I don't know why If I, if I had a daughter and I caught her not washing her hair when she wakes up. Oh she's not getting dinner. It looks like it's full of grease. Oh my god. Okay, how about this? You have a shower before you go to bed but don't wash your hair and then just wash it when you wake up or don't have a shower. The problem is it's hard to wash your hair without getting naked and getting all wet. I found the temple by accident. The sanju san. Can I look inside? All these temples are shut. You can't look inside. Just it is closed today. Great. Can't they put little windows so I can look inside? So I'm selfish. Where is this station? Um, here? Where do I go? Kyoto, Japanese girl YouTuber who streams snaps saw her. Is she the one that looks like a mouse? She got like 70 K views. Sniping. Sora.

She looks like if a mouse became a human, how come she got 70,000 views? Sniping. Sora and I only got what? Six K. Oh wow. Thanks.

Wow.

High school Japanese girlfriends meaning the saw pickup artist. Scam artist called approach pickup. Thought it was normal thing to do.

Yeah,

Well that's what those pickup scams. That's who they're designed for. Target audience. Did he, did he pay for a course as well? <laugh>. He should have paid for the $100 a month. Riz Riz Universe, university of Riz. Andrew Tate course. I don't think Andrew Tate teaches pickup. He teaches how to make money. I will create the University of <laugh> $100 a month. I'll teach you all my tricks. Like dating older women filtering out 20 year olds. 'cause they're a waste of time. Don't go for girls who are hotter than you are 'cause they'll never say yes unless you have loads of money or you are really charismatic. The male human must have three things to attract a mate. You must have either good looks, money or charisma. If he is naturally ugly, he can work on the money side of things or he can work on the charisma. I think if you're insanely ugly, Hmm? There's not a lot you can do apart from change your hairstyle and clothing unless you're gonna get plastic surgery.

If

Maybe just get a simple haircut and wear a button shirt or a t-shirt and then focus on becoming clever. It'll be too hard trying to go for the attractive angle or just lie. Just tell people you're like retired crypto millionaire. Just say, oh you worked for a hedge fund and now you retired and you live off savings and interest. No one's going to doubt you unless they're really suspicious. That's my first lesson of wisdom for free. Sign up to my course guys Teach you how to get MILFs and single mothers. Like how you told your girlfriend you're an artist. <laugh>. I am an artist. I dabble in many art forms and I do painting. I made $400 on oil paintings. I a pee. I watch Forbidden Jab with the mother and Kazu. Is it the one where he's dressed up in pajamas and he is like in a little boy's bedroom and then she sneaks in? Yeah, that one's pretty hot. I like that one. Lack of donuts again today. Yeah, I didn't get huge amount. I got a big fat $10 from bold lesbian check Discord. Why? Meaningless saying who would bludgeon me to death.

Okay, how though? He's like a Midge. Look at Mila. Oh well thanks Jimmy Christmas. Make sure to screenshot it and then I'll report it to the UK Police for harassment and also aggravated verbal intimidation. The UK police take that stuff seriously. Just collect all the evidence. I'll make a police report back in the uk. It'll be easy to find out who he is 'cause his face is on YouTube and stuff. Police are gonna be paying him a little visit.

Cheers.

Oh thanks Jimmy. Well this river, why didn't girlfriend pay for a hotel? Who says she's not? She said she would. I didn't say she wouldn't. Oh wow. Thanks. So go to Nagoya. I heard it's boring.

I

Kyoto's got some nice rivers. Go to imagine. I dropped my phone down there. <laugh>

$30. Train ride. It's chill vibes.

Should I get on the train to Nagoya stay the night there? Spontaneous. The spontaneous traveler. Wow. River. What's interesting about Nagoya? Nagoya has given me a break man in it. He might beat me up. I don't really know where to go. That would be interesting.

What is

That? The BJ Family Inn. What?

<laugh>.

What kind of family's that? It's BJ Time.

Beijing

<laugh>. Where are you staying? Oh, the BJ family in

<laugh>.

Why do they call the hotel? That was Mila one saying she felt safe with the driver behind the wheel. See the one way you can see her face? I can't remember what she said and she, I forgot actually what did she say? Actually don't remember what she said. Even though I watched it five times now I think I just naturally shut my brain off whenever she started talking. I dated her for nine months. She would just go on and on about nonsense and I just shut my brain off and I was like Uhhuh Uh, she would talk a lot but none of it made any sense. Or it was just like random ramblings needs to introduce Mila to blood bucket and goth her up. Mila's bisexual though. Imagine Mila and Blood bucket start making out. I'd be mad. What about me? I'm the main character side. Character's getting all the action. The main character. I think Goth Mealer would be pretty hot. Better than Hippie Mealer. I am a side character in my own show. What?

Where's

My anime girl? Harra. Did I tell you the time I was backpacking across southern Germany with my girlfriend, ex-girlfriend. We stayed in a magical town called Heidelberg. Yeah, I am pretty sure my girlfriend's paying for the hotel. That's what she said. If she doesn't pay then I'll stay at yours. <laugh>. That's my, my conditions are if you don't pay then I'll stay at blood buckets. <laugh>. So she'll definitely pay. Um, my iPhone battery's are gonna die. I need A-U-S-B-C to lightning cable. Cable. I am going to piss in the Kyoto train station. Then we need to get out cash and it is my gold card 'cause it is been frozen and it says to unfreeze it, you got to use it in an ATM. I think the chip and pin got frozen. Ah, I thought I couldn't make it.

Invite Meaningless to hang out with you in blood bucket and give him a makeover.

Nothing. Walk some ancient Kyoto streets. I already did going home. Now that's Kyoto Tower. I should get back around 7:00 PM It's kind of early isn't it, to go back. But I'm tired. I dunno what else to do. I'm not getting on the bus to go anywhere. Can't be bothered or even is near the station. Railway Museum is closed. You've got in, I already went there last year. I went there. The Shrine for for philosophers. Puff. I went there last year. King Kaji. I went here last year at <inaudible>. There's not really much to do. The ruin of Ra Mon Gate is that it? <laugh> boring. It's just one stone pillar. Rubbish. Yeah. I think we're done here. This is the most exciting content on YouTube. I'm the only live stream on YouTube. Who else is streaming? I've, I think so. The troll is streaming right now, but he doesn't do anything either. He just drives around. What's Soar? The Troll doing? He's got 600 viewers. Well he is just sitting in his car. 600 message. I tried watching him, but it's so boring. He just goes on and on about some, I don't know, random YouTuber who went viral.

Who wants to listen to someone talk about other YouTubers. Unless you're a drama alert and no one cares. 1 million subs, but only 600 viewers. I was getting 600 viewers when I had 60 K subs. Most channels don't get to a million subs before the channel. Starts dying. Usually you get to a million because you're getting new viewers. But the old viewers stop watching. I think he's only got a million subs because he does still get viral hits. And he doesn't do anything to make people unsub. He never says anything distasteful. Distasteful. He's not like a sexual deviant. So there's no reason for people to from him. That's why he never loses sub. I lose a lot of subs because I always say something during a stream that's kind of weird that people don't like or they get fed up with the click bait. It's not click bait. I'm literally alone right now and I'm doing a life update. So I don't know why they think it's click bait. But usually the only thing that matters is what people feel, not what they are. Right about Lisa Chung coming to Japan. No, I don't wanna meet her. Number one, she's not even a woman. And number two, she's massive. Like six foot something.

It'd be weird. I'd be like, oh hello Elisa, can I touch your Willy? Imagine I expose her on the stream. I stand here. Nice view of Kyoto Tower. No, look at me like <laugh>. Her face looks very shiny. Is her hair green? Her hair looks green. What is that hat? What's that Jack cord drawing. And she's got like a color shirt as well. <laugh>. When was that taken? Why is she all alone in the bus? Very weird.

I

She looks bloated. I think she always looked like that. I think. Do you think I'm doing better in life? Who won? I moved on. She made a mistake dumping me the best man she'll ever have. I got 4,000 in my bank account and I got 8,000 in stocks. Docs. What's she got? Oh, me and my girlfriend went down there. I remember. And then we got lost on under the underground networks. And then I think we had ramen. I need to pee. Where's the station? I think it's that building there. Why would you dye your hair green? If you force fast to appear in your streams, you'll be so successful. She's already been in my streams in Thailand and I have like 80 viewers. I think. Oh my god, I need to sit down. My mom sent me 5,000 pounds today. Are you waiting for someone? Yeah. Blood bucket's on her way. So I need an extra 1,700 so I can pay my tax penalty when I get my YouTube money. I'll have enough to pay my tax penalty and then I'll be back down to zero balance and blown all my YouTube money. I made a lot of money from all this streaming, but as soon as I get it, it is all gonna go.

I

Straight back out. Should I help you get home? How? I just gotta get on the train I guess. Let's see. What trainer needs to get <inaudible>?

Uh,

One. It's only a 35 minute train ride. <laugh>. Why did I take eight hours as they getting here? And it's only 500 A TN. The Thunderbird, I can't believe it's only 35 minutes and it's only 500. It's less money than a Big Mac. My mom's not giving me the money. I have to pay her back. She said she's losing interest 'cause she had to take it out of her savings I guess. So maybe I should give her a bit extra. I'll give her interest. I give her 10%. No, I give her 5% a 1% cash back. <laugh>. I'll give her cooking with Daniel vouchers that she can redeem it any time and I'll cook her a meal. Daniel said he would leave guest house and move in with blood bucket. Yeah, at the end of May. Not now. What are you talking about? I'm staying at the guest house for two months until the end of May. Your mom has no income stream? She does. She has two pensions. She has my dad's pension and she's gonna get her pension in a couple months when she retires. She's retiring this month.

<laugh>.

I am not sure how much the pension is. I am not gonna get a pension. Blew all my money. Uh, flopping. Don't need pension. Got YouTube?

Mm-hmm

<affirmative> Will I ever meet faster in person? Um, I don't think she wants to meet you. I think she's scared of you. I dunno. It'd be funny if I could stream my girlfriend meeting you, but I don't think she really wants to stream. She's coming to Japan so we can spend time together. Having to stream would just be like getting in the way

Of,

Of our special time. So I get,

I

Get the Stu Bird platform. Six. I need to find an ATM Australian, another Australian. Oh, they speak like that. It's like their voice is coming out their nose.

Curator. We

Should meet in Tokyo. Oh wow. Thanks. I'd love to. Last time Mila got in our way. Now she's not here. It's funny how Mila's online name is Hin Mila. And the finished girl's name is online name is Shin Coincidence. Kyoto Station looks like the hangar in a death star. Very blocky. It is Chris Broad. An incel. He's showing signs

Need to be here.

Yeah, this is curatorial station. Well, just 'cause you have a girlfriend doesn't mean you're not an incel. I had a wife and people still called me an incel. Freddie Mercury had a wife but he was still gay. Where's the ATM? I don't have enough money on my eCOA. Maybe seven 11. I don't understand why the ticket machine doesn't take Visa. It's so stupid. Why can't you use Visa? Yeah. Freddie Mercury was gay. You didn't know. He's also not white. All English. He's Indian. Born in Zanzibar. I dunno why I can't take cash out using my gold card. Keeps saying declined. I need to contact Revolut. I think Mila recruiting women to work in Korea. <laugh> Mila's. Recruiting women to pimp out the vaginas. I don't get it. I can't use my golden Revolut card, but I can use the plastic one. The golden one says frozen use an incorrect CBB. Too many times I think I don't even need to top up my eCOA. I can just pay it when I get there. I need toilet. I don't understand because on the Revolut app it says um, to unfreeze this card. Use it at at an ATM and I just used it and it said declining

Toilet time. You've being banned from meeting Daniel. Who? It's a big anus. An airport. It kind of looks like an airport. It's very big. So I guess I'll pee and then get on the train. Do you want to come on the train too? I guess I can bring you Now that's a, there's a massive queue in the toilet. Just wait here. How many viewers of Hong Kong do I get? Oh, I am waiting to go to the toilet. There's a bunch of guys are standing outside the entrance. Look, why are they standing outside the toilet Look blocking that woman. Stupid. Oh, they're just standing there. I'll try again. Is it streaming? Those boys were still standing outside the toilet entrance. Why are they standing there? Okay, so should we just get on the train? Well I guess we could walk around the station a bit to show you around The final, final place to show you. You. Wow. Camera looks a bit blood. How's that Kyoto station? I didn't say the end of that <laugh> stupid elevator. Why is it so short? Whoa. What? It goes all the way up there. How the hell look at that? It goes from there all the way up. I wanna go up there.

How do I get over there? I'll go back down. Now I shouldn't have come this side. Go back down. <laugh>. I wanna go. I didn't know you could go all the way up. I'm pretty sure last year you couldn't go up there. Oh my god, it's so high up. Look at this. It's so high. My legs feel wobbly.

I

Just, just even go onto the roof.

Geez.

Look how high it goes. What? I don't think this was open last year. Look how high this goes. Jesus Christ. Look at these massive cheese graters. Whoa. This is probably the best bit of the Kyoto trip. Better than those stupid temples. Whoa, look at this. Don't even need to go onto the observation tower. We are gonna meet but he's not allowed to stay over. I can stay over but I can't move in with you for some reason. There's a difference. It's okay if I stay like one night, two night, but I can't officially live there. I have to test out the new shaver you bought. Hmm. It's a weird looking train station. Why they make this exterior bet so big? Okay, let's go higher. Well look at that side. I'm gonna go up there in a minute. I wanna look at this side first. Wow, I think this is new. I didn't see this last year. There's no way I wouldn't have seen this last year. I think it was under construction. How did I miss this last year? What's down here? iPhone's Nearly our battery have switched the S 10 plus for the chat. But this wind is really cooling my phone down. I might be able to open split up.

Oh yeah. Below my phone. Free calling.

Oh my back. Oh yeah.

See if I can open. Ha. It's really cooling down my phone. Nice. Yeah, I can see the chat now. Ha ha ha ha ha. Yeah. I've got chat back 37 degrees. It dropped down from 40 'cause of all this wind. What if I spit on the phone? I'm gonna spit on you guys and make you nice and wet. You like that? Oh it is calling down more 37 degrees now sometimes all you need is some saliva. 37 degrees. My phone's gonna smell like saliva. Now why does Daniel have slender man hats? All of my extremities are long and slender. No, not my hairline. Hairline doxed. Why does this wind never end? Oh my phone's down to 35 degrees from the spit and the wind. I think all the spit dried up already. It has upper, the most spit. Oh, we're down to 34 degrees. I need to get a fan blowing air on. It really does. Cool it down. We're down to 34.5 degrees. Down from low 42 degrees. He is live. Who? Who's live? Meaningless. It's streaming but you need a thousand subs to stream. Mila looked like pigeon lady from home alone too. <laugh>? Yeah. I imagine her with a bag of breadcrumbs, pigeons all around her.

Why don't you go to guest houses anymore? I'm living in a guest house. Do you not watch my streams? Okay. I finished calling my phone. We went down to 33 degrees. Wow. 50 subs to stream. Yeah. And he doesn't even thank me for getting him the 50 subs and he just bashes me. What? I don't wanna climb these steps. Wow. Look at this verbally beating you down on his livestream. What's he saying? Oh look at this. It's really high up. Wow. We're higher than the actual train station now. Oh we can go up there. What that weird frame metal frame roof is weird. Weird looking. Oh it's raining. Maybe we have dinner here. It's pretty nice. Apart from the rain. This goes to the top

Like this.

Hmm. I think this is all new. Does anyone know if it was here last year? I can't see anything 'cause it's so dark. The glass is dark. Oh there's a helicopter pad and I get the helicopter back backs. Osaka. Not interesting. Trying to show you some nice views and all. Are you guys going on about some weirdo?

Why do I bother?

I might get on the train now. Where are you staying tonight? I'm going back to the guest house. I thought maybe I'd stay another night but it's really boring. Yeah, you just go to a few temples, take some photos and that's basically all. There is four Kyoto to do here. Oh thanks. Spud bucket. Yeah, I saw it's gonna rain and I didn't bring my umbrella. He looks beaten. Who? They're talking about killing Daniel. Yeah, keep doing that. See how long your YouTube channel lasts?

It's pretty sexist.

I wonder if I can get on the train and what the hell? There's so many people. I wonder if I can get, if I can get a quiet place on the train so I can talk. Well if anyone ever asks me why I don't like meeting guys. I think things speak for themselves.

It's

Gonna rain tonight. Got head back. I soon Danny.

Yeah, I got home now. You guys not interested in Kyoto? You didn't meet him. He sniped you. Yeah, I was forced to meet him. That's what sniping is. Basically forcing to meet someone.

Please do

Not stop around the top or bottom of the escalator. Please stand in two lines without walking on the escalator.

Okay, how do I get back? Hin <inaudible>. Platform six. How I get to platform six? He says he wants to be friends. Should I meet him for dinner? Uh, agree to me. Only if he promises to stop stealing my viewers and promises not to kill me. Paper and signed. I think it's rush hour. Oh my God. Look all the people. Um, I think I'm just gonna stand here for a bit. Wait until the people disappear. Why? There's so many people. It says seven 11 Osaka. It should take 35 minutes on the rapid train. Bye bye. Imagine you said bye bye like that in the uk. People think you're retarded. Bye bye <laugh>. Just say bye bye. See you. Bye. I want, I want you to go home. I mean if you're in the uk, try saying to someone, bye bye in the Japanese way and see how they react. Bye bye. Hiding in the Kyoto train station. If you would like to have Daniel for dinner or have dinner with Daniel. I actually, I wanna go to the Indian restaurant I went to last time.

I

Think it was a good price. Good make friends at the guest house. I did try going down there, but I didn't talk to anyone. Every time I go down there there's different people. So it's hard to create, what's the word? Familiarity. I think I go on platform.

7 4 7 11. Oh

My god. I'm just trying to find somewhere to stand. <inaudible>. Maybe I get the seven 11, the Thunderbird. It is funny. I feel kind of safe here because there's lots of foreigners. But when I'm in a very Japanese only place, I feel kind of scared. It's weird. I feel very safe in K because I feel like I blend in as another tourist filming. But in the non tourist areas, feel a bit nervous. Are you going straight back to the guest house? Uh, probably don't really have anything else to do. You're welcome over any time. Should I go around blood buckets? Go to blood buckets or sit in a park. Rambling. Choose your pick blood bucket will protect me. Can I do a vote? I need to do it on my computer. I am tired. Traveling is tiring. Then you'll say something. I dunno what to say. You guys just keep going on about that guy. Boring. This is what I feel like when I'm with my girlfriend. She goes on and on about something I don't care about. I just zone out right now. It's like I'm on a date and you guys are the girl who keeps going on and on about something I couldn't care less about.

Can you buy me a drink on the way over? Okay. What do you like? Do you like wine? Red wine? What if we get vodka and see if you can make me cry. Like last time if I cry on stream, that would get the viewership up wouldn't it? I'd be like, no, I dunno. I'd be scared. I would talk about she who shall not be named. I'd be like, oh this

Gay has to say something.

I'll see if I can find, I don't wanna get a whole bottle. It'll be like 4,000 yen. Don't they have like a small bottle? Wed wine. Wed wine.

I,

Oh look. The bullet train's over there. Imagine a bullet train to Osaka. It will take two minutes. <laugh>, who would achieve maximum speed and then arrive over in five minutes. What food should we get? Should we cook or order something? I think that's my train. Oh no it's not my train. Let me onto the freight train. It's taking war supplies to Myanmar to fight the British. Is that my train? Jump on the back. I reckon you could jump on the back and it wouldn't hurt too much. Jesus Christ. How long is it? I look like a train geek. Like I just stand here all day filming trains. It's like being a pervert. Who films women. But you just obsess about filming trains. They got a folder for every train. The way he says it's so funny. Limited express for stop button. Swim neck. Swim neck seems kind of cool actually just a bit over the top. Yeah. I dunno why there's so many jingles and melodies in Japan. It's like a video game. They complain about foreigners, troops in Japan. Like it's a video game when they make it like a video game. Whose fault is it?

It shouldn't have made your country like a theme park then. Oh, this is the reserved carriage. I'm just a peasant.

I

They got up at work. You're still on. Yep. Endurance streamer. Today we explored three points in Kyoto, the castle at the palace. But we didn't go inside. And then a shrine and I talked to an Indian woman, had one interaction. Did you see when the Indian woman talked to me when I was with blood bucket? A bunch of Indian people asked us for directions as well. I dunno why Indian people like asking me for questions. Directions. Indian people are nice. Yeah, it's interesting because they look rude. But then they're nice. But Japanese people look nice, but they're rude. Korean people look rude and they are rude. Thai people look nice and they are nice. I never had any problems with Indian people apart from that stupid Deepak. It ruined my friendship with Ice Indians. Respect me. 'cause I'm British. The former Mato. Oh wow. $20.

Please buy a proper size bottle of wine for blood booket.

Well if you insist. Wow. Thanks Rory. Gonna get a blood bucket wasted tonight. <laugh> getting blood bucket. Wasted stream goal I need to put now I'm not getting vodka. Vodka makes me cry. Red wine makes me dizzy. A very generous donor. Okay, what about food? What if we do what they call them fire sales? I dunno what that means. I think it's like you get a donut. You gotta take a drink. Blood buckets getting wasted tonight. <laugh>. Oh, I think I need to poop. There better be a toilet on the train. I haven't pooped all day. If I sit down, I really need to go. Oh my God. The Thunderbird,

The,

Oh, the seats are forward facing. Osaka. There's no trailer on no toilet. Um, I'm pretty sure that was a toilet. It's only 30 minutes. Should be fine. Oh, this is a reserve carriage. What? Well it's non-res reserved. What time is it? It's leaving in one minute.

Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. We have to go. Yes, sorry. So no. Right. Ah, ah.

Excuse me. How do I go to Osaka?

Osaka. So next

Sixth. Next. This one be okay, thank you. I understand why. Why is Nick going to Osaka? I want to go on the Thunderbird Japanese only, but it says Osaka on it. So they get on it anyway. I don't understand. Not for gauging what you have to get. Go to track six. But it says Osaka on it.

Um,

Missed my train. I get the seven 18

Go

Through

Week.

Oh yeah. All the carriages are reserved. It's a weird looking train. It's got like a massive backside with a very high window. Maybe it's this train. The peasant train. Is it this train? It is trosa. He imagine.

Oh

My god, I'm stuck here. Track six. That is track six, isn't it? I can't see it. Yeah, six. Oh no, that's not the train. That one goes to Ji. My one's at 7 18 36. If I get on that one, it'll take me all the way. Oh, they got the different names for the train. The Thunderbird, the URA shield. Black salt. There's URA shield, mean black salt. The <inaudible>, the super. Oh super hack. The black salt set. A Pokemon. Looks like a Pokemon. This one's got a big face for splattering birds. It's like they design the front of the train for maximum damage on impact.

What

Happens to streamlining it? Platypus. It looks like a Pokemon I code. I like how they give the trains. 20 names. The <inaudible>. Oh sun. Where am I? Ky I go to Osaka. The eco platypus. You guys know more about Japan than me. <inaudible> means warm current

Black salt

Reserved. Oh, where's it going? <laugh>. Why is it so short? What? Why is it so short? It says reserved.

Oh God.

Wait for me. Does this go to Osaka?

Do have <inaudible>?

No, no,

No, no. Please. Page kit.

Uh, how much?

About 6,600.

Yeah. Okay. Don't have a ticket. Snap. Stand here,

Take a picture. Oh, it's hot.

600 MI have to buy a ticket on the train. I don't get it. Uh, whatever. I don't know. Weird. I never heard about buying a ticket on a train here. Where do I buy the ticket?

I'm

Pretty sure a man comes to check the tickets. It's not disabled. See? Oh fuck. It's not legal is it? It doesn't say don't sit in it. Hell, my phone was trying to connect to a wireless AirPod

And

I buy a ticket. This

Is,

Oh, okay. How's your open? Where? Oh, here? Yeah. Okay. Here. Oh, sorry. Here. Okay. Okay. Can I buy Kit to O aka Yeah. Yes. To do. Yeah. This right. Okay. Okay. Local? Yeah. Uh, no, no ice card. I have IC card. I see. Okay. Thank you. Okay,

Thank

You. Good

Day.

Oh, my bike strap's so sweaty. 700 and what? But the other guy said 600, speak Japanese. Why? If they can speak English, why do I have to struggle? Not that I would struggle, it's just easier for me. Well, within class, yeah, they, they studied hard to learn English. So if they can do their job well, so I'm making them feel good. Otherwise they'll be like, oh, why don't I waste my time learning English. Everyone speaks Japanese. I am doing a good deed. I am mentally disabled. I think my trip to Kto was very profitable. I don't understand why you gotta buy a ticket on the train. Uh, 'cause when you tap in the card, it doesn't know which train you got on. If you got on the normal train or the fast train, oh my God. I'm gonna have to pay more money when I tap out of the station with my card. It'll be this ticket plus the IC card, won't it? Why would you have to pay more? Because I tapped into the station using my IC card and now I have to tap out and it's gonna think I travel from Kyoto's Osaka

Local Fair plus Express fan. Oh my God.

Is

That normal? The extra tickets for the Oh. 'cause they go onto the express train paying for luxury. I didn't get scammed. I not orange. I look kind of orange actually. Well it would be orange too. If you had to stream outside all day. You're the same color as the train C.

Nearly.

Did I put a skin filter on Now? Did it look better? No. I just used wide angle. Wide angle kind of much as the details. The um, selfie camera is very high detail. It's like the 12 megapixels. I think the wide angle camera is like two megas. The wide angle is supposed to be for capturing wide angles, not for capturing detail. This lens, I mean the other lens. This

One's

For capturing low light and detail. I want to get the Red Magic Pro too. That's got an internal fan so it won't heat up. Overheat. I feel like I'm in a plane. So fancy. Yeah, it's nice. The trainer's not really packed. Can talk. People don't have enough money for the express stream. Yeah, it's hard to message people on Instagram. Now they've got to go through several menus to find the message. So if I got the normal train, I wouldn't have to buy this ticket and I would've saved 700 Yen. Hmm. But the normal train would've taken over an hour and it would've been very packed.

Are you enjoying the view?

I'm gonna check my ticket. Go in the tunnel in.

We will soon make a brief start at AKA a 46. The doors on the left side will open passengers transferring to the Sen Osaka. Hi line and Subway. Please change trains at Shin Osaka. After leaving Shin Osaka, we will stop at Osaka terminal. A 47.

Where's this train going to arrive at? JR. And then I need to go to Hank you. My phone's getting hot.

Thank you for traveling first. This is limited express leader number 13 6 4. Or the next stop is Osaka terminal. A 47.

Shoot. He must

Hong Kong guy responded. No, I don't think he even knows. I messaged him. Hong Kong guy was live streaming on Instagram. I said, do you wanna meet up? But he didn't say yes or no.

We will arrive at AKA Terminal in a few minutes.

I don't think he's in Japan anymore.

Passengers transferring a line.

Hong Kong guy wasn't creepy. He was a bit odd, but not in like a weird unhinged way.

Why wouldn't you let me out?

Yes. 580 m Let's hang you uh, this way.

No, don't bash him.

Oh, last time I was here I got a copyright claim by the live music. What train station do I go to? Do you remember my address? Um, I think it saved on my Google maps. I go to the supermarket. Yeah. Should I use the supermarket here or closest to your place? Where's the wine? Irish whiskey. Oh my god. They've got the booze locked up. Oh look, wine's not too expensive. 2000. Oh, what's this? Golden. We must celebrate my trium. Infant conquest of keto. I get a small one like this. Jacob's Creek 700. Yeah, I thought that said milk <laugh>. Which one's good? This is red, isn't it? We wine Maybe that's fine. I don't really know what's good or bad. 759. You got $20. How much is $20 in ya? Why do they put security tax on these? Wanna get a basket? Oh, they got Tim tabs. That's too small. I don't think we can finish a big bottle. What do you want me to scan? Yeah, I think this is fine. We get maybe four glasses out of it. What else should I get? Don't what else get chocolate. I get you. Walker's your favorite.

Just waiting for her to move, but she never moved. What else should I buy? Get yourself some dinner. I'm trying to, but it's stupid. I can't get to the ben twice.

People

Just stand in front of you instead of moving. She just shoulder me. Didn't even say sorry. Maybe get pizza. You've got pizza. What kind of pizza is it? It's it like this. Can I eat your pizza? Maybe I'll get meat and you can put it on the pizza. What kind of pizza did you have? Can I put some bacon on it? I guess some bacon. I really wish they just had normal bacon. I don't want a massive pack of baker. I just want a small one. I don't want pepperoni. Margarita, maybe I get this. Uh, so expensive. 700. Yeah. Do you have any hand? You have ham so I don't need to buy any topics. Okay, I'll just get this. I get these. Yeah, just walk really slowly down the single file aisle. Blocking everyone. Did you see that? She just cuts in front of me and then walks really slowly down the very narrow aisle in front of all the cues. Blocking everyone. Some people need a good scolding, but no, only I get the scolding. No one else gets scolded. Why am I the only one to get scolded? I wanna see someone else get scolded for being a dick.

Okay, what track do I get on? Um, I think <inaudible>, I'm coming. Oh, thank God I didn't bump into that guy. Do I get on the express train or not? Is it <INAUDIBLE> or Express? Yes. Oh crap.

Thank you for taking the railway today. This cafe, we are now arriving at <inaudible> station number HK three. The next stop is please exit from the left side. Please watch your step when you leave the train. Toyota. Toyota. Thank you for taking the railway today. This is the express bound for Raz. The next stop is to station number HK 46. After to, we will stop at every station on the way. And you're now arriving at AKA station number HK 46. After this station, we will stop at every station off the way. Please exit from the right side. The next stop is station number HK 47 for Osaka Airport and Cindy Chuo. Please transfer here for the Osaka monorail. We are now arriving at station number HK 47 for Osaka Airport and Chuo, please transfer here for the Osaka monorail, please exit from the left side.

Fucking I Some money. Money.

They don't fucking move. They stand there. Oh my God. Don't even look behind if people are getting off or not. No one here is consider it at all. They stand there like zombie. If you're gonna stand in the door, at least check around you see if people are trying to get off or not. What's wrong with people? If you stand near the door, you're supposed to look around. They just stand there and I'm touching them and they're still not moving. If you're being touched and moved, brain dead. Morals.

Oh my God. Oh my God.

Okay, how do I get to your place?

I have no idea.

Getting on the train is so annoying. East Exit. Which one's this got away with? Houses such, such a long train to the first station. Um, say excuse me. They're all wearing EarPods. Excuse me. More like get the fuck outta my way. Stupid. Wait, I'll go on Instagram and I'll copy and paste. When you sent me the address I found it 17 minutes. Oh my God. And I've only got 2% battery. Is it this side? It says exit. It doesn't say which way it's facing open Compass other exit. Okay. Are you sure it's this exit. Oh, east exit.

Oh my god.

I might be able to remember when you met me here last time. Might remember the way. Am I going the right way? What's that? Man? Fucking tall. It should be illegal to be that tall. Tall people should have to pay more tax walk in the middle of the street blocking everyone. Good idea.

Don't

You walk in the middle of the street.

Oh,

I am back from my business trip in Kyoto. I bring gifts. Am I on your map? Yeah. I don't think I showed it on the screen. Did I accident back from the business trip? Can I put ham on my pizza? Why is he running my back? Who has to poop? I'm okay now. It went back up. No donuts. I got loads of donuts. I'm just not getting any now. I think I get donuts every five minutes. I wish. I think I got $50. Maybe 60 plus 15 YouTube premium. Maybe 20 ads if I didn't get a copyright claimed. That's what I do. Keep tripping on the ground. Good thing it didn't really rain. I can feel drops of rain now, but it's just a sprinkling my life in Japan. Walk, walk, wok. Shop, shop, shop. Eat, eat, eat, sleep, sleep. Never thought Japan in life. Life in Japan would be like this weird under if the police would come to blood bucket's house. If I wasn't at the guest house, why didn't they just message me? Got stream snipes by the police. They just turn up. At least gimme a warning. Like an email saying we are the police. We will come today.

Gimme a heart attack. No, I left Kyoto. It is boring. Boring Oto. Whoa, whoa. Calm by self. Where's this guy going? What secrets? Oh my God. It's green. No. Ah, it's red. Whatever. She did it. I'll do it too. Well at least I didn't get a shouted or told off today, did I? If I can do one stream without being yelled at, that's a win. Yesterday was annoying. Stupid van man. Ooh, shut up. Thought that's driving your van. Van man. Have I walked past her house yet? I nearly I should have said why none there? And then he starts explaining to me whilst driving down the road. And then he crashes. And then I'd say, ha ha. Instant karma. Ah,

Uh.

I can't make my voice high pitch. Do you have wine glasses? For the wine? Nice. Drinking wine out of a cup is weird. Is red wine good with pizza? How do I turn right? Oh, not yet. Well what's that flash? Is that lightning might be a light. Oh my god. Lightning and the nukes are going off again. Uh oh. The rain's coming. Do I turn right here? I think I turned right here. Yeah. Oh, look at this guy. I'm gonna sneak in

To my house at night. No.

Oh my God. Did you see that? Jesus, that was a big flash. Where's the bang? The thunder there. It's, that was a big one, but it's kind of far away. Sorry. The rain won't be coming soon. At one time in Thailand. The thunder clouds are right above the condo building. It was so loud. It was like, uh oh. It was an ox. Do you know him?

What?

Why is he going to your house? That's your neighbor. You went into the house next to yours. I am here.

Hello. Hello.

That was her neighbor.

Hey Daniel.

Hi. Come on in.

Oh,

Just missed the rain.

Yeah.

Coming. Welcome to my COVID. Cut it off. Quite an interesting trip to Jojo. Okay.

Yeah.

And my cat is still going crazy. Oh. So I hope he doesn't bother this dream.

Okay,

Welcome back.

I probably smell bad. Why is that? Because of all the cycling and walking <laugh>.

No problem. These cats smell worse. He went to the bathroom and he did a poo.

Hmm?

He like poop.

Uh,

Relaxed. The cats are saying, hello tiger. It's Daniel. We go. You can say hi. Say hi

<laugh>.

Shall we, um,

Make pizza?

Yeah, I've got it defrosted right now. I'm trying to figure out how to get it to see, um, the ham that I have.

Blood. Because this dollar is for you. Make Daniel give you the cash.

What?

Ham?

It's like ham. It's ham.

It's like really salty.

Yeah, that's fine. You have

With cheese. And so I thought maybe you put it on after I

Yeah. Okay. It down. Yeah. I switch to the wifi.

I mean not, it's gonna take about 10 or 15 minutes to get.

Where's that noisy cat? I think it, oh there it's, that's the noisy one. Why don't the other cats whack it and tell it to shut up? Oh, I hate when they put cellar tape on the back here. I couldn't see the lightning outside.

I How long this is gonna take off?

Just until it goes brown.

Yeah.

Until the cheese start to bubble.

I didn't get Kyoto gifts, but I got chocolate.

What you white chocolate cake? The why,

Why did they put this paper around it? It's

Packing. Stop doing this.

<laugh>.

That's very, that's very

<laugh>.

Bad. Naughty.

The stream's gonna get demonetized.

Yeah. Not, not be. This is like you Do we need a um,

Ion

Or it's just a twist pot,

Right? Yeah. Metal cap. Okay, good. Oh wait, I wanna put these on the pizza. What's that? Onions. Onions. Okay. Green onions, spring onions you can

Put on the sun. Okay.

Okay.

You can uh, make your own little customized pizza. So we can put that. Do it here or over there. Which, which do you prefer? Do you wanna stay there with the cats? And I'll bring the pizza here.

Uh, okay. Yeah.

And

The tiniest bottle of red wine.

Have some wine before it gets ready.

Okay.

Which do you want to use?

Um, this one.

One. Okay.

Okay.

Would you like to do a tasting first?

Okay. Okay.

<laugh>,

Why so little?

It's pretty. You have to, you have to do the thingy.

Oh,

A aroma thing. You have to, you have to go swish it around in your mouth. How's it

Taste like? Wine.

Well that's good.

<laugh>.

<laugh> go.

Oh, don't sit on my jacket.

No, no, no, no. You're gonna get all hairy. I'm gonna take this to the other room just to hide it. Okay.

Okay.

Or by the

James

Gone.

My cat's gonna knock over the wine. No

Stop.

Shall we do uh, cheers for Kyoto.

Okay.

And for meaningless rubbish.

His first live stream. Congrats.

Yeah. Congratulations on your first live stream.

<laugh>. How many viewers did he have? <laugh> over 200.

Hmm. Seriously? Did you have over 200?

That's what people were saying. Really?

Everyone was going back and forth from their channel.

Yeah,

I had a look but I couldn't understand how, what he was saying. So <laugh>, I said forget it. Check on the pizza.

What?

I need to charge my iPhone. I am drunk Courtney. Oh, my battery banks are battery.

Hmm. What's

That? My battery bank's dead.

Oh, okay. You need an extension cord?

No.

Okay. Look what I got from

The hotel. I say hi to the chat.

Did you?

Yeah. Hi Cat. Hi Cat. Cheers to you.

<laugh>.

I got a spoon.

You got a spoon? What's that for?

From the hotel.

<laugh>

And

Shoplifter.

I got shampoo.

Shampoo. You could drink that by

Accident. Mixed with vitamin water. <laugh>. Ooh. It's extra healthy. Mm-hmm

<affirmative>.

Good thing the shampoo wasn't those little packs that only have one or night's worth.

That's what they should do. Otherwise I'm just gonna take it all.

<laugh>. <laugh>.

It is mine, isn't it? 'cause I paid for the room. Stick

Your fingers. Actually, this is kind of nice. It's nice and, um, casual.

Hmm.

Kind of bubbly.

I got the coffee too.

I gotta make sure the crust get burn.

Okay. I can,

I wonder how um, <inaudible> rubbish is enjoying his 15 minutes with him.

It's very dangerous doing it. It can corrupt you.

<laugh>.

I experienced it.

The experienced. So says the experienced.

It brings out the worst in people. I think <laugh>,

I've done it 200 degrees. Do you think that's okay?

Yeah. Perfect. Okay.

When we need a pizza cutter, some plates, little plates will be enough.

It's

Not a big pizza. We got our snacks.

Let's plug

In this. Yeah. Uh, well there's a plug over here.

Oops.

Excuse me.

Behind

Here. I have childproof things on them there.

Pizza and wine I haven't watched since 2017. It must be so funny seeing the reaction of people who haven't watched in years and then they tune in. Now

What?

Saying it would be so funny if people who haven't watched for years and then they tune in now, they'd be so confused

With the wine,

With what's going on, what's going

On? Oh yeah. Who are you completely? He's like, who aren't, who is this person with the cat? I've never had onions on my pizza before.

You should cook.

Really? Should I? With mom? Are you sure? To cook pizza. Isn't that like Japanese Nick?

Yeah.

Makes Daniel crawl around on the ground. And me are like one of the cats.

No. <laugh>. Yeah. <laugh>. You do that, you get cat, hers all over.

I have self respect. Unlike some people it is hard getting us both in the camera because we would have to sit shoulder to shoulder and the wide angle is just really dark, but the wide angle is so bad.

Thunder. Thunder.

Mm-hmm <affirmative>.

It looks kind of ready actually.

Yeah.

Here's my little clip. Oh, we need something to put on. Maybe trigger something just in case it's gonna be too hot.

Don't

Want it to be too hot on the table

Over here now. Okay.

There's yours is oven. Ouch. It looks all right.

My feet are so sore.

It's very, very hot. Yeah.

Wow. Yeah. It looks like the one I was about to buy. Yeah. It

Does, doesn't it? But margarita, so it doesn't have any meat on it. So you might wanna add your ham. Here's your ham.

Do you have scissors? Yes

I do.

Scissoring time.

Kitchen <inaudible> or regular

Kitchen ones.

Is this all right?

Yeah. There

You go. Oh, this is gonna be hot. The plate is very hot. Careful the lightning. You can see the lightning from here. Yeah. It's so cool.

Okay.

There's the hand. Oh, we have a piece I think. Yeah. Piece thingy cuts. We go, we'll cut it into four. Okay. Hmm. So I think you, you have to eat. Daniel, what did you have for dinner? I had my protein drink. Mm-hmm

<affirmative>.

Through, through and through. Very hot. So be careful. Okay. There we go. Ta-da. It's a, and I have a cat's tongue so I can't finishing touch. Oh great. Okay. She touch. Ooh, the lightning. Cool. Can you guys hear the thunder? Oh,

It's hot.

I can't see. Then some onions Do, do do cooking with Daniel. Finishing up the pizza. Oh, you have to see my glasses at this. I sell a tape them on. How did the vents fall out? It just, it's like stuck on with a string with the string snapped. Mm. And so I have to wear glasses with cell tape on it, which is so embarrassing. But I can't read the chat without them. Gourmet pizza. Yes. Yes. Daniel has not washed his hand. <laugh>, do you want a wet wipe or something? Okay. Okay. At least a clever wet wipe. Her hands are gonna get sticky from the pizza. Pull it out. There you go. We shall both wash our hands. Well she wishy and touch the pizza. See if it's hot. Ooh, I just missed the rain. Yeah. Good thing. Good timing. Very good timing.

I can't pull it.

What? You

Can't pull

The pizza closer. Just like it. You got it? Yeah.

Okay.

Everybody see?

Wow. Lightning can see the lightning too. Yeah.

This is great. Having a storm outside feels so cozy. It's so Gs isn't it?

<laugh>?

I like having the ham. Just like the ham though. This is good stuff. And I have um, some, although we have pizza, I also have some, um, what's it called? Come on. Bear cheese.

Oh, I like that cheese. You

Do bring it.

Chris likes it too.

Chris.

Chris, broad.

Chris abroad.

My favorite

Chris board.

Come back.

Come on back.

That's why he's so fat.

He is. <inaudible>. We have, I ate one slice, so he'll have to go. Here you go. It goes very good with this. The ham.

Do you have crackers?

Crackers. No, I don't have crackers. Sorry.

They're good on crackers.

Yeah, I've got like red.

How come that that stream looks bright on there, but it looks dark on there.

Which it looks rather bright. See? Not that bad.

Yeah. Yeah,

We're good. Ooh, there it goes. Like me, I've got like this rye bread thing. Do think that'll work?

Yeah, I think it would.

Let's see if it works.

Let's just try,

Let's try everything.

Onions are good today. Yeah. It looks

Like it's supposed to. Oh. Only if we had cream cheese. We don't. So this up

Coming.

What?

Cat?

Cat. Oh, this stuff goes well with it. It's kind of German bread.

Take a

Piece of it like that. Put that on that. Get some cheese. Did you have some of the pizza?

Yeah.

How was it? Good. Good. It's a, he it's it heated properly.

Yeah.

Good, good, good. Have someone agreed with me in the chat that you're partially anorexic?

What does anorexic mean?

It means that you are very, um, you have a, a strict schedule about how you eat and you lose lots of weight.

Hmm.

Because you always wait to eat until the very, very last minute, don't you? Before you starve. I

Usually eat when I'm hungry.

<laugh>. And I guess you're not anorexic the way you burn off all the ies that you've taken. Mm-hmm <affirmative>. See he's being noisy again. He's been like that since you came last time.

Strange.

Strange.

He was very quiet when I first came.

Yeah. And he doesn't have balls, so he shouldn't be in heat or anything. Mm, Jesus. Delicious for. Yeah. I'm gonna help myself.

I'm sorry.

We're gonna finish this up. That's

What I thought more.

No, it's wrap. I don't wanna get too drunk.

Oh, thanks Gia. Thank you. Blood bucket for hanging out with Daniel today.

No problem. As long as you guys are here.

Who?

Jay? What are you eating? Jay says he is eating the same meal every time you're here. What is Jay's dinner? Kale. Hi kale. Oh, Sunny's here. Hi. Hi honey.

Sunny has thunder too.

Oh yeah. It shakes her house. Oh, you're having pizza too, Jay. Cool. Whoa.

I can see

It. Yeah. <inaudible>.

Oh, thanks. Thank you. Blood

Bucket for hanging out with Daniel today. Laughing face.

No problem guys.

I was scared. Meaningless said he was gonna kill me.

<laugh>. Yes. He's he's gonna, what was he say? He's, he's gonna,

He shouldn't say that. What

Did he say? He was gonna, he was gonna bludgeon you. Mm. He shouldn't say that online. You could report him. Yeah.

The police take that stuff seriously.

Mm-hmm <affirmative>. Yeah. And he agrees. Dean agrees as well. He is like, yeah, well he he's going to get it. You guys like the lightning. Wow. Izzy Hines. Yes. Danny needs to lu sunny into my lair, which will be done soon. Just a matter of time.

Get the ropes ready. Mm-hmm

<affirmative>. <laugh> <laugh> tie you up. Oh. So thank you. Thank you for the compliment. Actually I'm just in my night. <laugh>? Yes. Mm-hmm <affirmative>. We're having a pizza party. My little kitty. Okay. Hmm. Sonny will willingly come here. I have subliminally drawn her to go there. <laugh> home. Her travelers blushing him with his tiny little Willie <laugh> who's seen as Willie.

Maybe everyone <laugh>.

<laugh>. Hmm. Next. Andy the cat isn't in heat because he's neutered, but he is excited for some reason. Hmm. Maybe. Are you concerned that Danny's Winkle is a bit twisted? <laugh>? Is it twisted? Have you seen it? Everybody. Is it twisted? Is it like a, like a little sw swivel stick? No, <laugh>.

It just slightly curves to the side. It's not like curves. Everybody's straight. But it is like

Everybody's just a bit to one side, isn't it? 'cause you have to put it to one side when you wear your jeans and it kind of gives it a habit of going in that direction.

Mm-hmm <affirmative>.

There's this guy that I knew ages ago and he has a Willie that does a straight right corner <laugh> like, like a, like a 1 90, 90

Degrees and

90 degrees. Yeah. I was like what the fuck?

Bibi on April 13th stream. Daniel said you looked hot on a thumbnail. I know you both insist you are just friends, but maybe there is a subconscious cx your tension that eventually will burst out. PS tonight you are extra hot with that dress. <laugh>. Oh, thank

You. Thank you Ana ness. Thank you so much. I'm glad you like my 90,

90 degrees. Mm-hmm <affirmative>. How?

No seriously I was like giving a rob. Mm-hmm

<affirmative>.

And then it went like totally 90 degrees <laugh>. I was like how the fuck am I supposed to do with this <laugh>? Mm-hmm. Very strange. The human anatomy is, has wonders. Okay. That's not say nineties. It was like a 45.

Yeah. <laugh>. Yeah.

No more like a 50,

Something

Like that. Ooh. Lightning everybody. Hmm. But Danielle doesn't watch horror movies, do you?

I like thriller movies. I don't like horror movies 'cause they never make any sense. And it's just

Like magic. You like psycho psycho thrillers?

No, not psychological. I like it when it's realistic.

You mean like snuff videos?

What? <laugh>,

You know what a snuff video is?

No. I thought we were talking about movies.

Yeah. Movies. Yeah. But enough videos where they really kill the person.

No.

So if you watch tons and tons of horror movies, you start to really get used to the gore. Then you start to wanna watch something real.

Oh no I don't like that. Mm-hmm <affirmative>. Mila used to show me real stuff. Oh really?

And

I'd look away and say stuff.

I think Mila and I would get along.

I feel like you are like Mila but in the future, <laugh>.

Oh maybe. Maybe.

I feel like Mila at 50 plus will be like you.

Yeah. In like 30 years.

But she's more like hippie vibe. Vibes.

Mm-hmm <affirmative>. I used to be like hippie when I was in my twenties.

Did you see the clip of her? Mm-hmm

<affirmative>. I

Can't believe that's her. It is so weird.

I know. Wait, wait. Why was she being You are the chances. I know. It's like a miracle. Honestly.

So weird seeing her again too. Mm-hmm

<affirmative>. Mm. Brings back memories doesn't it?

I guess she was randomly on the bus and then they were interviewing people. Mm-hmm <affirmative>.

Just randomly. Right. And she just happened to be there. Yeah. Lot of coincidence. Cesium says that. Oh, okay. Meaningless makes snuff videos is not me. Oh my God. I'm so scared. 'cause let's That's possible. <laugh>. Hmm. Romano. Excuse me for talking with my mouth full. But you are correct. I'm talking about the Guinea pig series. That's exactly what I'm talking about. Where can this clip of M be found? I am curious.

Oh, you didn't see You go onto the BBC news channel. I think it's one of the latest videos. It's about self-driving buses in Seoul. Go to one minute. 55 Mila's in there for like two seconds.

And you're sure it's her?

Definitely. It's no mistake. <laugh>.

That is so funny. Whoever found it was like, wow.

I think someone's following her social media and she might have posted a link.

Oh she must, she might have posted a I'm on TV kind

Unless the person actually just watches all of B, BC news up. Oh my

God. Oh my god.

I recognize that voice anywhere. Mm-hmm <affirmative>.

I mean your face. Face. So

She's got a very distinctive voice.

Just the face. You might, you know, people sometimes look alike, but if you get the voice it's gotta be her with her Dutch accent.

If she just yelled Daniel, send me straight back to 2020.

Oh my God. Would you cry? Maybe. <laugh>. We gotta get some vodka.

It's a very hot part of my life.

Was it vodka or tequila that makes you cry? Vodka. Okay. We actually get some Sumina. Yum. We got ham, we got bread, we got cheese. This is the greatest.

Yeah, the cheese on the pizza is really

Good. Is it good? Great.

Chaum Bur pizza.

Yeah. Gimme we get to have the last piece. <affirmative>.

I think she's not that pretty anymore. I think she looks the same.

What? Mila? Yeah. Oh, she looks cute.

Her face looks pretty much the same to me.

Yeah. She just has a different haircut.

The clothes are not very

Fatter clothes. Well she's just wearing a like a sack. <laugh>.

She's wearing Cordrey.

She, she's wearing a <laugh>.

Cordrey should never be worn <laugh> ever again. My dad used to wear Cordrey. Really?

Jackets, not pants.

Yeah. Cordy trousers. Mm-hmm

<affirmative>.

It's like very 1960s.

1960s daddy kind of thing. Yeah. But she had a jacket on.

Yeah, the jacket was cordy.

Yeah. It was like a roulette bag. But she's cute anyway. Mm. Kaiser says she looks way older.

Well has been nearly five years.

I think it's 'cause she has, she doesn't have bangs or something. Bless you. I

Keep sneezing today.

Hay fever.

I didn't think I'd get hay fever.

Mm. You get it when you come to Japan.

I didn't used to.

What Sunny's name is Stormy

What? Sunny's real name or is it a secret?

Yeah. I'm curious. Is your, is your name really sunny or is it a different name?

I think it's Charlotte

<laugh>. You said it was um, Charlotte. Charlotte

Or um, or Alice

Or Um,

Alice seems to suit her.

You said Harriet didn't you?

No, I said Charlotte.

Charlotte. I think she also looks like a Harriet.

I've got a cousin called Alice, she reminds me of. So

Really Alice is a cute name. Okay. Spill the beans. Sunny.

It's okay if it's a secret. Mm-hmm

<affirmative>. Sunny appeals to you as well. It's nice.

No, everyone knows her as Sunny now. Mm-hmm <affirmative>. She stick

To it. Mm-hmm <affirmative>. Yeah. <laugh>. Alice can be my new name. Hmm. No. We'll stick to Sonny. 'cause Sonny, you're, you're Sonny. You're the sunshine.

Blood bucket's. Real name Kie. Mm-hmm <affirmative>.

Very well pronounced.

Karie.

Mm-hmm <affirmative>. Kaari.

<laugh>. It sounds funny in English.

Karie.

Karie. You might as well just say your name's. Carrie. Mm-hmm <affirmative>. If you talk to English people.

Yeah. I say, I say my name's Curry. Curry. Yeah. Curry.

Everyone should post their real names.

Oh yeah. Real name everybody. Real name party. Real name. Reveal party. Everybody.

Self docs Party.

Yeah. Everybody's an S.

<laugh>. My name Jeff

<laugh>. Jay. Hi Jeff. Nice to meet you. M's. Name is Jeff as well. Is that true?

No.

<laugh>. Everyone's name is Sean. Combs. Cowrie. Yeah. That's it. One more card. You got it right. I'm taking all the pizza off. Oh, <laugh>.

I thought you were full

Up. No. Yeah I am. I'm taking this one from you. No.

Wow, wow, wow.

Yeah. Ooey, GWE, marshmallow. He ate everything. <laugh>. It's okay. He's hungry. He deserves it.

And you said you had dinner?

<laugh>. Yeah, I did have dinner. I'm just having a snack right now.

I walked 46,000 steps yesterday.

Mm-hmm <affirmative>. Mm-hmm <affirmative> You deserve a reward.

Did you see the Japanese fan guy get mad at me?

Yes, I did. I did.

I didn't know I was supposed to let them go first,

But like, who would know? Not a big deal. It was a bad for him.

Go quiet please. You're screaming.

Excuse me. You re

Screaming.

We can't understand you even though you're part of the conversation. Okay.

Quiet

Please.

I counted how many he does before he stops. And it got to about 12 on average. 10

To 12 on average. You counted <laugh>, you counted. Wow. Sorry, my adjuster. He's being annoying. I'm now, I'm sorry. He's quiet. When he smells so <laugh>. I don't know why he's been acting up like this. <inaudible>

Vibi since he openly said he finds you hot and he gets drunk easily. Tonight is the night <laugh> B he has a 17 centimeters peepee measured from the belly. No cheating. 17. And because he's so thin, blood circulation is perfect. And he can keep in our long direction.

<laugh>, when he has his morning boner, I'll get my measuring out.

Mm-hmm <affirmative>.

We'll find out the truth. Daniel got pissed yesterday at the convenience as well.

At the what?

<inaudible>.

When?

Um, again, he was the wrong one. <laugh>. The other guy was waiting to pay in line before him. Daniel rushes to the counter and then is pissed. <laugh>.

Was he in line? I

Guess so. You know how they have those little things on, on the floor? I have check the stickers on the floor. Yeah. And sometimes he have to line up a certain way.

I have to check the footage. Well, the guy in the red shirt, 'cause I remember I was paying and then he just starts plopping down his drinks onto the counter.

Maybe. Who was like in the line? The, the queue that's written on the floor. It's got like,

It's so hard not getting in trouble. 'cause I don't know what's going on half the time.

Yes, it's complicated.

Life's hard.

Mm-hmm <affirmative>. Life is difficult, isn't it? Always.

People are so aggressive. Mm-hmm <affirmative>.

Especially when they're in a hurry.

It makes me wonder how we still exist and everyone didn't kill each other already.

<laugh> true.

You get so mad over nothing. Yeah.

Some people have a bad day. Keb wants to know if these cats used to be humans and I change them into cats. Mm-hmm <affirmative>. So tonight, tomorrow morning, Daniel will be a kitty cat. I'll place a spell on him.

Have you seen Pinocchio? Mm-hmm <affirmative>. I like it when they get turned into donkeys. Oh

Yeah.

I, I kept having these dreams where I got turned into a donkey <laugh>.

You

Did? And I was like being spanked or something.

<laugh>, maybe You have a spanking fetish. We need a paddle for you. Nice little flogging. Paddle.

Want more?

Mm-hmm <affirmative>. You finished the bottle.

Ah, I should have bought more.

Mm, no problem. This is enough. If we drink more, we'll get totally drunk. Mm-hmm

<affirmative>.

But it's nice and casual wine. It's nice, you know, the really expensive wine. I just don't understand why it's good. It seems kind of like, it's just bitter. And

Jokes aside. Sorry if my last two though knows, made you feel uncomfortable, Dan, I, I'm just teasing you guys. It's great that you found such great company as Sunny and BB through your channel. PS the PPP info is real though.

Oh, really? It is the PPP info. Okay.

I don't know. I haven't measured it properly.

I'll trust you. I guess you've seen him before. Hmm? <laugh> said him. Pray. I'm

Gonna plug this in.

You wanna plug that in somewhere? Yeah. It'll have to go somewhere a little bit far away. Do you need this extension? I've got the extension here. I can plug it into another place. Yeah.

Just to charge it a little bit. Yeah,

Sure.

Now did the lightning stop?

It's darn.