Kick Livestreams/TANKING 2025-10-23 03_32 [6abb5650-tanking] 480p

It's funny, when it's tanking, it feels like it's the end of the world. It's never gonna stop tanking. Then when it's ripping, it's like it's never gonna stop ripping.

It's quite funny how it affects you psychologically.

Was that the bottom?

Back along.

Stop loss there.

Uh, guys, what does, um,

ovulating mean?

I'm not going to become a dad, am I? Oh, fuck.

I thought it means when you make eggs,

but if you're pregnant, you wouldn't make eggs anymore, would you?

What's wrong with saying make eggs? That's what it means, isn't it?

Well, I mean, whose fault is it that we can't meet?

Not my fault. I offered to, um, pay for petrol. I need to fart.

Oh, it came out the wrong end.

Farted on my breath.

Farted.

How much would it suck if you just got a new girlfriend and she gets pregnant like straight away? Uh, this orange is disgusting. Look at this thing. I'm just gonna one-shot it.

Oh

God.

Market's still tanking.

Should not have gone long there.

Stop loss triggered, minus £1.92.

Thinking

hard.

I can't.

I've got so many longs at the top and I got this massive short at the bottom.

If they were switched round, I'd be up Loads. I'll be up £500.

Even though I made £50 today, my account is down £40— like, the account balance— because all those longs at the top dragged me down.

But I'd rather be stuck in a long than stuck in a short. Market will be higher this time next year,

maybe 30,000 on NASDAQ. Damn, Bitmain cracking.

Didn't Vic say last time he was here he was trying to find something better to do with his life? Are you saying watching my streams is not a good use of time? How dare you!

How

Fucking dang.

My streams provide entertainment, education, interesting topics, insight into famous YouTubers' life.

It seems like I stabilized around 50 viewers.

I bet 10 of them must be Ken. How's Ken doing? I haven't been able to chat to him anymore since I left Discord.

I've got so much to tell him.

He wants to bang you. Well, he's got the money. If he really wanted to that badly, he could have given me an offer.

$5,000. I don't know if he's straight because he met Blood Bucket and he didn't even bang her.

I didn't last many nights in Blood Bucket's house before I got the urge. The testosterone was pumping.

Her toothless BJ was

very exquisite.

Yeah, I know what Ken looks like, but he said not to say anything because the haters are out to get him too.

Bloodbuck knows what he looks like too, I guess.

Well, obviously if I've never met him but I know what he looks like, it means I've seen a pic.

What— how else would I know?

I wonder what Pierre's up to these days.

Hallelujah.

A bit bored watching the markets now. Might play some Battlefield.

Battlefield 6.

I did like 6 hours solid day trading. Yeah, I did 6 hours of trading.

Does the price go up if the guy's more ugly? Yeah.

I guess so. Laptop's very noisy. Oh wait, I didn't change the mic, did I?

Testing, testing. I didn't change the mic. You guys didn't even tell me.

Okay, I'm done trading today. Boring.

Battlefield time.

Battlefield.

Okay, what do I want to do? Hmm.

Yeah, I was using the LMG, wasn't I? Having a good time

verifying shaders.

XP boost. How do I get more of these XP boosts?

Damn, today's been wild. Such great trading action.

It's funny how they put the bullets in this little bag with a zip. It's like a little purse of death.

I've got LMG proficiency, no sprint speed penalty. Nice.

Take the— hmm.

Well, the game looks so nice after not seeing it for a bit.

Did he just say fuck off?

I need a medic! I need a medic! That voice. I need a medic!

Oh, I pressed respawn.

What?

I really need to remember what my melee button is.

What?

Hmm,

why are they

everywhere?

Wow, graphics look really nice.

Oh,

I got him.

Hit

it.

Hit it.

He dead.

No,

well, the graphics look extra good if you haven't played it for a bit.

Hit it. I did.

Bah.

He dead.

Wow, I'm number 6.

Oh God, for sick.

He dead.

He dead.

I'm number 5.

He dead.

Wow. Oh God, I feel sick. It's too hot as well.

Sick from all the pot noodle, I guess, and the cheese thing. The mac and cheese was gross.

Oh, come on, I'm doing so well, we're gonna lose.

Life's not fair.

Missed every shot. Oh.

He dead. He dead. I dead. We lost on number 4.

Okay, it's market still tanking.

Look, there's a thermal scope. That's pretty cool.

Whoa, where'd he go?

Let's go!

Where

are they?

What?

I thought you guys like gaming.

Where are you going, gamers?

Miss me?

Uh, we're gaming.

What?

I'm number 5.

What?

Hit

that.

Ow.

What? How? What is the point of bulletproof shield and it's not bulletproof?

We're losing as well.

Hit

it.

Oh.

Oh, he got a bar. I got a baba baba.

How do I get up there?

Oh,

what?

Hit it.

He back. Hit

it.

I did.

Shouldn't the category change on its own?

Oh, I gotta do everything myself.

There you go.

You're dead. I did. I'm number three.

Hit

it! I did. There's so many of them. Come on. Ah, Miguel,

save me.

Oops, bounce off the wall.

We're getting wrecked.

You dead.

Objective ready to engage. Hostile forces have maintained control of the site.

Oh, I'm number 3.

Direct.

He dead.

Oh,

I'm

dead again. At least I'm number 3.

Oh, all right, our forces have secured the objective.

I hate this building.

Fucking hell.

Come on.

Oh, why does it take so long to refresh your web page?

Well, why is it taking so long to refresh Trading 212?

Web browser's all laggy.

I lost £9 on Beyond Meat. I'm still in it.

I

can't see with this mic here.

He dead. He dead.

Ah.

I did.

He dead.

They dead.

Wow.

He dead. What? I'm number 1? What? I'm number 1! Look,

I'm number 1!

Never been number 1 before.

Hit it! Die, you dead!

Oh

boy.

Whoa, I can't see anything. Where are they? I missed them all.

Change weapon, you fucking idiot. Oh God, I'm

number one.

What?

He back. Let's go!

Oh yo yo yo yo!

Ah!

In the back.

I'm number one.

Ah, I'm gonna ride you. Are you dead?

You dead?

I dead.

She dead. I'm level 30. I'm number 1.

Life's looking up. I'm dead.

Hit

it.

I did. Eat it. Eat it.

What? He's just standing there like a statue.

You're dead, you're dead.

She back.

Oh, I knew someone's gonna come that side. Number 2.

He dead.

She back. I dead.

Uh, you dead. I dead.

I did.

Ah, um,

hit it,

hit it, had it. I'm number 3.

Eat that.

I did.

What?

I'm number 4.

This one.

What?

What?

Oh, we lost.

Lost my number one as well.

What's the market doing?

Tanking.

Go along here, 10 units.

Storm Benjamin coming.

Every named UK's worst delivery company for 3rd year running.

Good. That's what you get for giving me the sack, bunch of fucks.

I remember when the, the Every manager, when I met him the first time, he said, uh, what do you know about Every? And I was like, um, used to be called Hermes, then rebranded. And then he was like, yeah, Every has, um, unfortunately Very bad reputation, but that's only mostly in the north and London. Yeah, okay, sure

it is. And he goes, oh, in Devon, actually, we have pretty good reputation. And I was thinking, not anymore, you won't. Now the Uber driver,

everyone always says, if you are sending a parcel, never choose every. It'll just end up missing.

End up in the driver's house, more like.

Where everyone tuning in from? Where everyone tuning in from? Where everyone tuning in from? Where everyone tuning in from? Where I'm tuning in from? Where everyone tuning in from? Where

Tuning in from where everyone tuning in from.

It is only 7 o'clock, got 4— 3 hours 40 minutes. Shut up, Mommy, you're disgusting.

Wait, why did you change my class?

I guess I play a bit of grenade launcher.

Boom! Oh, missed me. Got me.

I need to pee. I don't want to pee.

Where everyone tuning?

Oh, where everyone tuning in from?

You're

dead.

You're dead. I caught myself on fire.

Stupid fence. Why put this fence here?

Oh, oh, oh, there you go.

No.

He dead.

He dead.

I dead. I'm back. I dead. I'm back.

Gonna make it. Hold on. Come on.

Hmm, okay. God,

fucking— I need toilet.

The battle is still being controlled by the enemy.

We secure

Bravo.

A buck.

7. Okay.

Uh,

7:03.

I'll probably do like another 4 hours,

maybe another 2 or 3.

Oh, I got a new LMG. Ooh,

oh, it does more damage. Maybe I'll try this.

It's got a wooden magazine.

How are his fingers? Oh, they're in between the tripod mount.

That doesn't look comfy.

It

takes so long just to get one player.

Is there a soul beyond me? No,

I'm down £9,

46%. Good thing I only put £20 in it.

I got a new gun.

Well, why did I bounce into the wall?

That was weird.

All right, our forces are controlling the fight. Keep pushing. Hostiles are on the move. Hit

it.

Ow.

What stupid window just popped up?

Ah, not doing well.

Oh, what?

What?

Well, this gun sucks.

This gun's rubbish. I don't like it. I'll go back to the other one. The rate of fire is slow,

accuracy is rubbish. Is this all I do now? Yeah, it's not like sitting around talking gets any more views. Might as well do something fun.

No, no, no matter what I do, I always get the same fucking viewers. 50, around 50-ish.

I give up.

OBJ is active. I'll make it. Hold on. Be advised, hostile forces have maintained control of the fight.

It's just no point even trying anymore. No, Kick's paying shit now. It's paying $8 an hour.

I do 10 hours a day, I make about $80. Times that by 30 days, what's that?

$800— about $2,400. And that's if I take no days off.

Rubbish. I mean, it's still double what I make on YouTube.

You dead, you dead, you dead, you back.

I miss when they paid me $15 to $20 an hour.

You did. I'm number 5.

Oh,

I guess can't complain. I'm still making more on Kick now than I made on YouTube when I had 20-30K viewers whilst just playing games. So I mean, I went from having to make stupid dumb incel content, struggling to maintain 20,000 to 30,000 people's interest per video, to only make less money than I make now when I'm just

playing video games for 40 to 50 people.

Right, in a way

this is better than like busting my balls trying to come up with creative funny videos to make less money than I made just sitting here playing games.

I mean, it's boring because there was way fewer viewers, but I made more money and the thing I have to do to do it is easier.

So I guess I shouldn't complain.

What?

£60 a day. I think $100 a day is— I make about £100-ish if I push it to like 11 hours, make nearly £100. That's about £75, I think.

Where everyone's tuning in from.

Wait, look what he's getting paid for. Yeah, video game and day trading.

Could be worse.

What? I'm number 6.

My dream of being a gamer. Finally came true.

He dead.

Ow,

I'm dead. Yeah, I always used to think, oh, how nice it'd be if I was PewDiePie and all I had to do is do gaming. Games, gaming videos for my job, and now I get to do it. It's so great.

Isn't it amazing that 50 viewers can make you $2,000 to $3,000 a month? No one would believe it.

They'd be like, wow, $3,000 a month? You must be famous.

What? Spraying him with bullets and he can just casually aim at me and one-shot me.

Every bullet just missing.

What? I need a fucking medic!

I don't think making money is wasting my life.

It's necessary for life. If I was gaming and not making money, then yeah, you got a point. But I'm making money. How's making money a waste of life?

He dead, he dead, he dead. Oh my God, this kill— are they bots or something? How are they just standing there?

Whoa, I'm number 6.

Uh,

I

got a laser.

I want you to give up.

Oh.

He dead.

He dead. Oh, I shouldn't have— well, he dead.

Wow, he dead.

Come on, reload.

Oh fuck,

I just burned myself alive.

4 months working as a streamer gaming.

We lose.

Where everyone tuning in from?

Isn't Mixer the only streaming platform that went out? Well, it got shut down, didn't it?

I'm down 52% on Beyond Meat.

Sometimes my fingers are too long, I knock stuff over.

What?

Wow, everyone dead.

What, what kind of shoe?

Kept trying to aim.

He didn't aim. He did.

Well, well.

Oh

yeah.

At least we're winning. Hmm.

Here, let's go.

Here's some ammo for you.

I didn't hit anything.

Where everyone tuning in from?

He dead, then he back. He dead.

Uh, why did you— oh, stop rezzing.

What?

Where'd he go?

What, what the hell? How do I get over there? I went flying.

Where everyone to? Ah.

Where everyone turn in them for me, everyone turn in them for me, everyone turn in them for me, turn in them for me, everyone turn in them. Oh, stupid mouse.

Are we winning?

We— everyone tuning in from where? Everyone tuning in from somewhere? Everyone tuning in from

What?

He dead.

Everyone tuning in from where? Everyone tuning in from where? Everyone tuning in from where?

Damn, I hit the fire grenade.

Why?

I'm dead.

Ah,

oh God, I can't bother with this.

He dead.

He dead. He dead. I'm number 6.

Oh, we're gonna lose by 4 points.

What?

Apparently ovulating makes you really horny. Wow, so great we aren't meeting this week then.

What's the stock market doing? Ripping

and tanking and

ripping and tanking.

I'm dead. I'm getting bewildered with this gun. I might change my gun.

Some shotgun.

Go away!

Whoa, how do you know where I am? Fuck off! Oh,

oh, you bastard!

He dead, he dead.

Oh, right in the backside.

What? What? How do I get an assist?

I'm number 5. Slap— this laptop plays the game pretty well. To be fair, I thought it would struggle, but I can get a solid 60 FPS all the time. It doesn't look the best, I guess, but whatever.

I mean, it really bodes better for the game developer if they just put extra low graphics setting so everyone can play it.

Otherwise, you can— you're only like reducing the number of customers because not everyone has a really good computer.

He

dead.

Wait, everyone tuning in from where? Everyone tuning

No one stays alive to get revived. What

is going on?

We're winning. He

dead. What?

Did you see that?

All right, objective Charlie is under control.

All units, mission is still on target. Good work.

Okay, objective Charlie secured.

We have secured the objective.

Where everyone tuning in from?

He dead. That was smooth.

Ah.

He dead. He dead.

Oh yo.

What? We win.

Oh God, it's only 8 o'clock. I've got 2 more hours of this.

So if 4 miles equals 1 kilowatt, or was it 1 mile equals 4 kilowatts? Shit, I forgot my calculations.

I think 100— no, 100 miles, you divide it by 4 to get the kilowatts, because 4 miles per kilowatt,

it would cost me 100— no, it cost me £5 to drive 100 miles.

How much it costs in petrol to drive 100 miles?

£17.

Yeah, it cost me £5 to drive 100 miles. It'll cost the petrol costs £17 to £18.

No wonder 100 miles driving seems cheap to me and then not expensive— not cheap to others. Because yeah, I mean, you do round trip, it's nearly £40 to do 200 miles because it will cost me

£12 at the Supercharger

and then maybe £5 Charging at home.

And then even at the Tesla Supercharger, it's 55 pence per kilowatt. That's still cheaper than petrol.

Like, if I did the whole 100-mile charging at the Tesla Supercharger, that would be double than my home charger, which would be like £11, which is still cheaper than £18 for petrol.

The problem is when you use non-Tesla chargers like Gridserve, Instavolt. Then it gets kind of same price as petrol,

but still, I don't know why. How

What? Uh, give up.

Who's shooting me?

I don't know where to go.

Hit

it.

Own will cost sane after fossils phase out. What?

Oh, he dead.

Unless they increase electricity costs over 60 pence per kilowatt, I don't see how it will cost the same as petrol. How are they gonna increase? I mean, they'll be like, oh, we'll have a special plug that can detect that you're charging an EV and not let you use standard rates for it.

Well,

And then if you had an EV charge— I mean, like an overnight tariff like my mum has— they're only 7 pence per hour— per kilowatt, I mean. Mine's 23 pence per kilowatt because they wouldn't let me get the EV tariff because I don't have WAN coverage for a smart meter. Then charging up for 100 miles costs like

£2.

It's just annoying if you have to use a public charger. Ideally, you go to whoever's house you're visiting and then you plug in and charge there and then like give them a fiver.

Would be dirt cheap.

Oops. Oh, how slow

is this shotgun? It's like one shot per 5 seconds.

I'm number 6. Time is 8 o'clock, power hour.

Where everyone tuning in from?

Ah, how do I only do 17 damage point-blank range with the shotgun? I should blow his whole face off.

What?

Fell

out of the window.

Guys, this is getting really boring.

Have I not done 10 hours streaming yet?

Oh, that was good. You see the sideways Jump shot.

What?

Come on, jump up.

Ah,

die 22 times.

You dead.

Uh, we're gonna lose after all that effort.

He dead.

I did.

Market rippen.

I'm number six. Where everyone tuning in from? Tuning in from where everyone tuning in from? Tuning in from.

It is quite amazing how. The content you stream shapes the audience. Uh, when I'm gaming and doing stocks, all those fucking annoying retard troll people are nowhere to be seen.

They're like, oh, he's gaming, boring, and then they fuck off, which is what I want.

Really, how I did not realize that, it's quite amazing.

I've seen the small channels build a gaming audience just by making gaming videos,

and then when they go live, they get a couple hundred viewers. Like when Helldivers 2 came out, all these tiny nobody, fucking nobody channels with like 1K, 2K subs started making top tips for Helldivers 2 videos, getting like 50K views, which doesn't sound like a lot,

but out of those 50K views, you're guaranteed to pull a couple hundred people when you— if you go live.

Because I mean, if they like the video, they'll like the stream because they are into gaming or they're into Helldivers.

All this stupid Drama content I kept making, it attracted the worst people on the internet.

I didn't realize the content you make shapes the audience. I just wanted views no matter what.

It's so nice the trolls got bored.

You objective mine. System ready to engage. New objective confirmed.

All right, the objective

Where everyone tuning in from?

Where?

I'm number 6.

Ah, you

see, that's the thing. You buy a cheap petrol car thinking, oh, I'm saving loads of money because my car only cost £1,000, and then you feel smug,

and then one year later you've spent thousands on petrol,

and to go anywhere it's gonna cost you £20 to £40,

and then it all adds up, and then your car's ugly and it looks shit and it's constantly got problems.

You spend 10K on an EV, fuel costs barely anything, and you've got a nice looking EV. Okay, it's a bit inconvenient with the charging time sometimes, but if you plan around it, it's not that bad.

It's not really the end of the world sitting in a charging place for like 20 minutes.

So surely 20 minutes is worth saving the money, unless you're, you're so like, I don't know, your time is worth so much money you can't afford 20 minutes.

I think the, um, I don't know,

like the distance she has to drive for us to meet is

It might seem like a bigger hurdle than she anticipated, and she won't let me pay for her fuel, which is really frustrating. So I can't really help her, can I?

She might also be taking into consideration the wear and tear on the car.

Market ripping.

Put in a new short. Nah.

Like, I mean, it would make sense if she came to my house because then I don't have to book a hotel. It would be cheaper for me to pay her petrol than it would for me to pay for a hotel, wouldn't it? But she won't come to my house because she can't afford the petrol to get here,

and she won't let me pay her petrol.

And I don't mind going over there, but then I got to book a hotel, and she doesn't want me to book a hotel cuz it costs a lot of money. Why?

I mean, I don't know anymore.

Not thinking about your car's depreciation. Sure, well, I mean, even I'm not. I've already, already knocked off £2,000 of value from denting the door. I don't care because I'm gonna use that car forever.

I'm gonna use that car until it doesn't work anymore. That's gonna be my life car. I'm not getting another car. I can't afford another car.

I'm not selling it because it's been depreciated so much for cosmetic problems like dents, not actual like structural problem or engine problem.

What? Where did they come from?

Yeah, battery capacity getting worse is the biggest problem.

At some point it can only do 100 miles. I mean, now it can only do 100 miles before I need to charge because I floor it. It will say 180 miles range, but after I've done 100, it's only got like 10-mile range left because I've been flooring it.

It's like a petrol car's petrol tank doesn't get smaller the more you drive it. It'll be like that, like the petrol tank shrinking.

I mean, I don't mind being someone's side piece if I regularly get action. Like, I was Pia's side piece and I didn't care because, you know, We met up, had sex, had a good time. I don't really mind that Caesium was her main boyfriend and I wasn't,

but I want like regular sex. If I'm not getting that, then I'm gonna be mad.

I feel like investing a lot and not getting much return out of it.

I was a married woman's side piece for 3 months. She had a husband and I was like her toy boy,

but I was getting a lot of action, so I didn't complain. I mean, she was ugly anyway.

It's not like I wanted to be my girlfriend.

I'm number 8 after all my work.

Well, how long until this— how long does it take for the batteries to depreciate? I've been driving it for a year now.

I feel like maybe it's lost a couple miles of range.

I can't get up. Why can't I get up?

He dead.

I dead.

Ah, they don't wait for revives, do they?

Whoa.

He dead.

Oh, this is like a death match, isn't it?

Check the markets.

Ripping. Damn, my portfolio goes up so much when the market goes up. What's that? Is that a long?

Oh, is that— that's a long, isn't it? I don't know why I put a long there.

My Chrome browser is so laggy.

We win.

Oh God,

that's a long—

that's a long

Beyond Meat tanking.

Am I enjoying the game? Yeah, it's nice. It also keeps the trolls away. They see the gaming, they're like, boring. I haven't had trolls in ages. I need toilet.

All units, multiple enemies detected. Neutralize all targets.

Oh,

oh, why am I in deathmatch games now? What mode is this? I can't just do the objectives mode.

Yeah, I don't like these deathmatch modes.

I don't like deathmatch. I like going for objectives.

Damn, my camera's laggy.

Target mission: OBJ to capture hold. All right, let's take this objective.

Where everyone ginning info? Oh, I like how when you get bored of this game, you just switch weapons and it's like a completely different playstyle. I'll do sniper, or you run and gun with the shotgun, SMG, LMG,

or maybe you do some healing, maybe do some sniping.

What?

Objective is under control.

Really not tuned in for this round.

I don't like this level, it's too open, not very good for

shotgun. These large areas between the buildings, they're too open.

There's no cover.

Oh, go—

See

that? Wow, I'm number 5.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

What?

He dead.

I dead.

You're dead. I really, really want to get my trading account above 800. I just, I can't seem to get up above 800. Closest I got was 790. Now it's at 780.

If it goes down, I need to close out shorts. If it goes up, I need to not go long. Really hard not to though. Uh, when it goes down, makes you want to have more shorts. When it goes up, it makes you want to go long at the top.

Got flipped that. Whoa, did you see that? That was Skillful.

I'm dead.

Oh, I thought that was a hit.

Get down! What's up, jump? Oh, time

is 8:40. I've got 1 hour 20 minutes.

No, I'm number 5. That's still pretty good.

What? What?

Oh,

number

5.

Uh.

Number 5.

What?

Ah, 17 damage. How?

Hit it. I did.

I'm number 5.

Let's go!

What? Uh, number 5.

Oh, market's ripping.

As long as I've got more longs than shorts and the market's bullish,

I should be able to get to 800.

The problem is if it keeps ripping and I close the shorts at a loss, but then it tanks, then I'm going to go down. But if it keeps ripping and I close—

no,

I— if it keeps ripping and I keep the longs but close the shorts and then it tanks I'd lose a lot. I mean, let's just close everything, start fresh.

I think ideal situation is it tanks, I close the shorts and I keep the longs and wait for a rebound and buy the dip.

Well, the problem is if it rips, I take profit on the longs, I keep the shorts open, and it keeps ripping,

then I'll keep losing money.

That is the problem.

Whoa, King of the Hill. Yes, that's the name of the game mode.

Okay, focus. It's getting hard to play now because I'm getting sleepy and dizzy.

Whoa.

Hit it.

He dead.

Will, I'm number 3.

Oh, my grenade actually hit. Oh look, 89 damage. You're

dead.

What? Just as I'm reloading.

Fire grenade's really nice because it just explodes straight away.

Good.

Hit it.

Who's that?

Aye.

Ah.

Ah,

I'm number 4.

Hit

it.

Oh, reload.

He dead.

Killed another.

What?

Imagine if my girlfriend dumps me because we're too far away and she can't afford it, but she won't let me pay for her. I'd be so mad.

I'd be like, that is the dumbest excuse ever.

But I can kind of see it happening

unless someone's willing to move.

It's not like she has a house, she just lives with her parents.

Can't really be that into me then if that's all it takes.

It's not even that expensive though, I don't get it.

Point blank with a shotgun and no kill.

It's an excuse. What if that's the reason?

Yeah, I can imagine that being a soft reason to cover up a real reason that she doesn't want to say. It's like I never wanted to tell Faster that I wanted to break up because I didn't like her. I felt like that's kind of harsh. Like I was scared to tell her the truth, so I'd come up

with a different reason, like, oh, visa, money problems. Oh fuck, so that's basically what I'm doing. That's basically what I did. I used money as an excuse to cover up a bigger reason that I was too scared to verbalize, which was I just wasn't into that much.

Yeah, but I'm a man and women don't do that stuff, do they?

Oh no, Pia was with Caesium and she obviously didn't like him that much.

But I never had the heart to tell Fasta the real reason I didn't like her, so I'd just come up with, with like softer reasons like

I don't— my visa's running out. I don't have the money right now.

Yeah, the fact that the lie— I mean, the, the reason is a weird reason when there's like a million other more believable reasons. Makes me think that that reason is actually the real reason. I mean, a lot of people are broke in the UK.

It's a, it's a real problem. Cost of living crisis is impacting millions.

So on top of everything else, also having to pay a lot of petrol. And Uber Eats.

Yeah, that's the funny thing. I did like Faster as a person, and I didn't see her as a sex object because I barely wanted to have sex.

I like doing all the other things apart from sex with her,

like the couple stuff.

Well, so I don't know, I feel like this is like the beginning of like a sign.

Unless she finds a way to make more money, I don't really see how this problem gets resolved.

You're

dead.

Unless she makes more money or just lets me pay, then she's gonna be like, oh, I can't see a way out of this, sorry.

I think that cry I did a couple streams ago was like my way of—

like, maybe in my mind it's already over.

So anything from here is like bonus round.

Whoops. Whoa, did you see that? Dr. Disrespect would be proud.

He dead. Oh, I was gonna res you. Whoa, fuck off! Why? Where's my knife button?

I forgot where I put my knife button. Oh, I put it on Z. That's not very good.

Ah, I'm number 5.

Ah, it's so hard to press the side button on the mouse with a vertical mouse compared to a normal mouse because you have to like squeeze it, but then you end up moving the whole thing.

We're winning. Whoa, that was pretty good.

I got him though, 72 damage.

You know why other people have money problems and I don't?

It's because I don't have a social life, and nothing's stopping me from working every single day. All day long, whereas other people have friends, activities, addictions.

They also don't have the luxury of having a job where they just sit on a chair playing video games all day, so they can't— like, their jobs are too physically taxing to do it too much.

I can do this all day long.

I don't have a social life, I don't go anywhere, I don't save a lot of money.

That's why I have the luxury of not being affected by the cost of living crisis.

I always feel like everyone else is broke but me.

For now, yeah. And then I lose kick, and then I'm one of them wastelape.

Oh,

ah,

girlfriend can get expensive. Yep, that's when I blow all my money. So I go through hermit phases where I save a lot of money, and then I get a girlfriend, then I blow it all, and then I'm broke again.

What? We win. I'm number 5. Market's ripping.

Was that the rip to end all rips?

So although I don't make a lot of money per hour, I can lowlife grind my job like a psychopath,

which I guess is nice.

Might as well whilst I can.

If I live with a girlfriend and My one downside is I lose my superpower of being able to no-life money grinding.

That's why they send boys to boys-only schools, girls to girls-only schools. No distractions.

I'm dead. I'm getting 70 FPS. It's pretty good.

You missed. Uh-huh. Ouais,

moi.

What? What? I'm number 8.

I miss every shot.

Futures to spike overnight, that'd be nice.

Oh, I got him!

Why are they all coming at me? Jesus,

well, at least I survived.

Oh, he dead,

he dead again.

Did you see that? That was pretty good.

Wait, I hate when that happens. It's like when you're driving, you go around a corner and another car just suddenly appears. They got the worst timing.

The cost of living crisis— people don't even understand why it's happening. Like, oh, the government's evil. No, because the country is shit and the economy can't sustain itself, so they gotta print money. Which causes inflation, which makes everything expensive because everything's costing too much to pay for without going into government debt.

They keep— unknown.

Well, I mean, doesn't it always happen anyway? Every civilization has had the same problem

where the money gets inflated.

Well, where's my Zed? Where's my melee?

That's why you gotta buy gold. But do you think the normies buy gold? No, they're like too busy buying cigarettes and beers and going out with their mates.

And then they're like, oh, where's all my money gone? Everything's so expensive. Yeah, because you didn't buy any fucking inflation hedge, idiot.

And they're like, oh, investing's like gambling.

I lose all the money to inflation then.

Well.

What? Absolutely terrible.

Sometimes I just cannot hit them.

He dead.

I mean, how do the countries get into so much debt in the first place where they have to print money to get out of it?

Can't they like not get in debt? Maybe that's just not possible.

It must be expensive running a country then, if there's just no way to run a country without getting into debt.

And none of this debt is even possible to pay back.

Ah,

most people are broke because they have family and girlfriend. Yeah, I'd be so broke.

What? I'm only number 7. I killed so many.

What?

Oh no, if

the market ripped all the way back. To where tanks run, my

account will be looking real nice.

Oh, did you see that? Sometimes I get such nice kills and then other times I completely miss.

We win.

Market's ripping. I'm down 57% on Beyond Meat. Damn,

market's already halfway recovered from that massive tank.

Oh, if only I didn't open that short.

Imagine it just rips all the way back up tomorrow.

That would be pretty nice.

Dante's busy commenting on my videos since he's banned on my Kick.

Where's my apology?

I'm £10 away from £800. Maybe I'll get my wish tonight. F market's going to rip.

Gold ripping too.

Oh, here we go again.

Go, go, go!

Master for not paying back his debts.

Um, if I'm £1,000 in debt, it's my problem. If I'm £20,000 pound in debt. Is it your problem?

I learned from the best, Mr. Kyo Sucky.

How did Daniel— how much did I lose selling Barrack early? I think I missed out on a further 20%. I sold at 25%. I think it went up another 20 30%, so maybe a couple hundred. But then I jumped back into gold, uh, ETFs, and I'm up— I was up

a couple hundred. I sold half of it.

Come

on.

I really like these barricade things. Whoa, did you see that? That was skill. I just went, oh, I did it again. Did you see that? I went like that.

Oh,

you— ah, I got overwhelmed. I'm number 2.

I went— oh.

Oh, I hit him! 25 damage point-blank with a shotgun, only 25.

What's this? Watch. Oh, oh, oh,

he's lucky he's on my side. Oh, got

him!

Oh, I'm doing good.

Whoa,

stay down, bitch.

Wow.

Well, I thought it crashed. Hey, hey.

Oh, I thought I got him. Oh, why are you climbing up the light? Stupid fucking light. There's so much damn clutter everywhere.

I tried jumping, he went up the light.

He back, he back. Go! Ah,

sometimes you lose momentum on the jump and he does like a slow-mo jump.

Oh, he dead. I dead.

Hmm, interesting, interesting development. Haha, fired myself.

What? Oh no.

Ah, who was in there?

Whoa, did you see that? That was good. I'm number 3.

I'm the best.

Oh, come on, that's point-blank. How could you only do 17 damage point-blank?

What time is it? Might finish at—

hey, one more hour.

Constantly dying.

Well, what?

I shot him.

What?

Damn, fire grenades kill.

What? How do you lie down sideways?

Oh, nearly gone.

What?

It sounds like a pig squealing.

Might do some pacing up and down for the final hour.

We're winning. I'm winning.

Die, du Depp!

I did.

I'm number 7. Oh, it's doing good. Whoa, whoa, why did he bounce like that? Number 6, the closing score.

Am I gonna watch Chris and Connor 2-day cyclothon? No. Probably not. I might watch some clips when they upload the clips. Okay, I'm done playing Battlefield. Boring.

Do some pacing, pacing around.

Oh God, it's

already quite, quite dry.

Could react to it. I don't think name-dropping them anymore gets views now.

I'm thirsty. I think I burnt my tongue on the pot noodle as well.

It's only half 9. Feels like it's 11 or something. I don't know why this day's felt so long.

What's the market doing there?

The 1910 Amazon there. Flip 7 iPhone here.

Um, uh, if someone says I don't want to talk about something, should I just say, okay,

up to you if you want to talk about it or not?

Pay your poor mum some money. She works like shit. Uh, she's retired. She doesn't work at all.

I work like shit. I happen to stream all day.

Well, I'll get paid tomorrow. I'll have 657 coming in. That'll eat up the overdraft. Leaving me with 100 left, plus my YouTube money should have come in today or tomorrow to pay off the credit cards.

Where's my YouTube money?

YouTube money is always so slow coming in.

I mean, it's not like I have thousands of pounds left over money. My expenses are like £2,000, so even if I make near £3K, I've only got less than £1,000 left over.

I'm in overdraft and I've got credit card debts mounting up that I've got to pay off.

I've got to focus on my high-interest debt over my zero-interest debt.

I could— yeah, I could pay her some money back, but then I'm going to go into overdraft again, and I'm going to be paying 40% interest. How does that make any sense?

Yeah, maybe I could pay her $200 a month, which is what I would have been paying for the car,

but finances have been rocky recently.

I probably spent like 700 on my girlfriend, hotels and stuff.

I'm just trying to think, like, if I pay her some money back, um, how much danger does that put me in financially?

How's my skin looking recently?

Do you

like my tinsuit mic stand?

Whoa, Beyond Meat tanked.

Hmm, we ripped 50% up from the tank.

That's usually a good entry point for a short.

I might put a little short,

0.20 unit stop loss there.

Damn, that was a really big short. Oh fuck, better not rip. That was way too much.

I'll put my take profit quite close. That was way too much. Oh God, I lose £5 if that's wrong.

Never risk more than 2% of your entire account per trade. I'm risking £5.

Eh, 2% of the entire account's £14, isn't it?

1% would be £7, wouldn't it?

I've got to stick to my rules.

If I only lose 2% every time, that means I could lose— I could lose how many trades? Like 50 trades before I blow the account. Surely I won't lose 50 trades. Not that stupid.

Ding ding ding ding.

Why you only have 48 viewers now? Then I guess the trolls got bored playing with bots.

Well, they're obviously trolls trying to bot my stream. I guess they gave up now.

I told them it wouldn't make any difference, but they never listen. They never do.

嗯嗯嗯。

Shit, I think she's gonna tell me the stuff that she said she didn't want to tell me.

Oh God, I'm really not good with that, being an emotional shoulder to cry on.

I'm not going to say—

I just said I want to be a supportive partner for you.

I mean, I can't just be like, okay, have a good night. Don't want

to

know. Old Daniel could.

Yeah,

and that's why he gets dumped. Remember,

chlamydia girlfriend was like really upset. Came back from work, looks miserable. I said, "大丈夫," and she goes, "大丈夫だよ," and I'm like, "Okay." I go back to watching YouTube, eating my cheeseburger, and then she goes, "心配してくれない? Your daddy." But you said you were大丈夫, so I just. I recently, I've been watching that guy a lot, Hugh James, the CIA

teacher.

He said when, how to win an argument. No, like when you have an argument and the girl says, or she complains because of X, Y, and Z, never focus on the X, Y, and Z. Always read the emotions behind the X, Y, and Z.

So if they say like, oh, you never phoned me, man's logical brain goes, actually, look, I phoned you all these times on this day and this day and this day. No, that's not what she means. She means she's feeling lonely and insecure, feeling unappreciated. That's what you gotta tackle. Like, the number of phone calls, like, who's right

or wrong about that thing is irrelevant. I've been learning a lot about psychology recently.

Uh, Murph, can you stop that please?

Yeah, I've been, um, learning a lot about human beings.

Upgraded my AI, upgrading my neural software.

So if someone says they're Daijoubu but they don't look Daijoubu, it means they're not Daijoubu, and you should not react as if they are Daijoubu. Basically, words of face value mean very little, and it's always about reading between the lines, also known as kuki yomu or KY for short.

Read the air. It's funny, we say— we never say read the air, do we? You say read between the lines.

Weekend? I've got no plans for the weekend. 嗯嗯嗯嗯嗯嗯嗯嗯。

嗯嗯嗯。

Looks like I chose the right answer.

Human psyche master level up.

Hey Simply, where you tuning in from tonight?

Christmas plans? Uh, we got invited to the in-laws, but I don't know if we're going. My mum doesn't seem too keen. I don't want to drive to London.

I don't know what plans I have.

Manipulative narcissist? What? I'm trying to learn how to be a supportive, emotional, emotionally supportive human being.

Not trying to manipulate.

That was funny.

Why does manipulation have to be bad?

So is being supportive— how's that different to being manipulative? Yeah, I'm trying to manipulate a certain emotion. A

good emotion.

So apparently Venus Angelic's going around the streets of Europe

saying the N-word to delivery drivers.

Manipulation is for your benefit, support is for theirs. Well, what about

we both benefit?

Mutual manipulation.

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Am I still making money from Amazon Associates? Affiliates?

I haven't linked my affiliates in such a long time. I doubt anyone's still clicking my link.

I used to make like £20 a month.

I don't even know where the link is anymore. Oh, there's a new Pokémon game out. I didn't know. My Arceus, Arceus videos did pretty well. 100K views.

Yeah, I think if you're going to study anything, studying psychology is pretty good because

you can get a lot out of what— I mean, you can get a lot out of a situation that you want

with the right words instead of nuking a situation where everyone loses. Basically,

I've been binge-watching, doom-scrolling these like how to spot a narcissist thing shorts. I like that Hugh James guy, he's pretty good.

My favorite Pokémon? I don't really have one.

How do you spot a narcissist? They will always shift blame to someone else.

Um, I forgot what the other ones were.

He said something like a sociopath would, for example, this scenario, they'd be thinking, oh, I want some pot noodle, I'm going to go down the shop, and then on the way to the shop he sees a horrific car crash, mother crying with baby in her arms, and then you look at it and you think, yeah, I really

want that part now.

And then you go home and you look in the mirror, and then you try and emulate all the terrified faces that you saw at that scene so you can practice blending in.

But you didn't feel sad at all. Like, you're like, oh, that sucks. Anyway, pot needle. That's when you know you're a sociopath.

Yeah, my mom does do this blame shifting thing. Or if she does take blame, it'll be like, oh, it's my fault for being such a terrible mother. Like, she'll guilt trip you. Instead of like actually taking blame.

Like, she'll get mad

at the idea of being blamed for something.

I don't know if she realizes she does it.

Da da da da.

Where everyone tuning in from? But you know one Japanese phrase I wish we had in English is "無理無理しないで無理しなくていいよ." I really like that phrase.

What would you say? Like, don't, don't push yourself.

Sometimes there's like convenient phrases in Japanese that it's just so easy to

I found like, I don't know, I mean, using a second language made it easier because

Certain things I'd feel a bit embarrassed to say in English,

like I love you, but then it'll be easy to say in Japanese because it's not my native language. So I say aishiteru yo, and it doesn't really mean anything to me because it's a second language to me. I know what it means, but doesn't have the same impact. Well, I feel really

weird saying I love you in English. Like, I really struggle with it.

Like, I feel uncomfortable saying it.

Don't force yourself. It's kind of like that, I guess.

Yeah, a chlamydia girlfriend used to want me to speak in English because it turned her on. She was like, can you speak English during sex?

I don't ever usually speak during sex. It's just kind of weird.

Sometimes I wish I had a petrol car.

I feel like, you know, sometimes life is just so random. And you need to do an unexpected trip,

and then you always got to worry, uh, do I have enough charge?

Oh, I don't have enough charge. I got to stop at the Supercharger first and then do this emergency trip.

Thinking I might buy a cheap petrol car.

Just how, how can you be a reliable person with a car when it's so difficult to do anything unexpected unless you've already like pre-charged your car up?

Like, what if there's an emergency? Like, I don't know, no more tissue paper in the

toilet.

Yeah, but even if you could get a big power bank, the weight of the power bank would be so heavy for it to actually have any decent charge

to make it worth carrying in the car. It would weigh the car down so much you use more battery. If you're really fat and you got an EV,

how much more power does it require?

Maybe one day they'll have wireless charging roads. They already have those. I swear I read an article Like in Norway they had wireless bus lanes for bus— electric buses.

But the rate of charge would be so slow, wouldn't it?

Like basically a tram then connected to wire, like an overhead wire.

Or like Scalextric has the little metal groove in the road where the Scalextric attaches to. Imagine that.

I don't know how— like, you put a groove in the road and then the car like puts a rod into it and then it's charging through it. I know, you basically need a train, don't you, on tracks?

God damn, I wish I had like Tesla Long Range, the 300-mile range, 150-kilowatt charging speed. Charges triple the speed of my car.

The fastest charging speed I get with my car is 67. Kilowatts, but that's only if it's low battery. Once it gets to 40 or 50, it slows down to like 45 kilowatts,

and then above 80%, it slows all the way down to like 20 kilowatts per hour. It's not really worth it. So to get your car back up to 100 would take 50 minutes if you really— I mean, I never charge all the way to 100 at a public charger. Because it takes like an extra 20 minutes on

top. I just charge it. Most I charge it is like 85.

Yeah, sometimes I think about getting a petrol car.

The bigger— I mean, the longer the range the car has, the bigger the car has to be to carry the bigger battery. They really need to improve this technology. When are these SS solid-state electric cars coming out? Aren't they supposed to have like 800-mile range? Then the battery explodes.

I really feel

like you pay

for the cheapness of running an EV, you pay in terms of convenience. Sometimes

when it's just you on your own, it's fine, but if there's people relying on you,

uh, imagine, I don't know, your wife's pregnant And then she suddenly starts going into labor,

and then you only got 10% charge in your car. You're like, okay, we need 30 minutes to charge it first. Can you hold it in?

What does she think of you driving the EV? I don't know, I just don't think girls are big fans of EVs because of the inconvenience.

It's usually like a guy thing,

like the guy nerds out over the EV technology and it's cool,

but I think women would be like, oh, for goodness sake, just get a petrol car. I don't want to sit in the Supercharger for 30 minutes, 40 minutes.

Uber ambulance neighbor.

Yeah, but you're supposed to be the man and you're supposed to be making her life comfortable and convenient.

She be like, oh, it's okay, my mate Jerry down the road offered me a lift. And then you just feel like you get cucked.

And then you got to sit around waiting for the ambulance to come or the Uber to come. There's no Uber here.

What's the market doing?

Crypto stocks dive. Coinbase down 7%. MicroStrategy down 8%. Bitcoin drop hits crypto sentiment. Now's the time to buy.

It's 10 o'clock.

How many hours have I done?

4:30. Another 28 minutes, 26 minutes easy.

And then tomorrow, if I don't go to Tesco tomorrow, I'm going to be having pot noodle again for dinner.

Could go to Tesco tomorrow.

Not buying those microwave meals anymore, they're rubbish.

Order online? No, I want to go out and drive. Might go to the big Tesco.

Oops, pardon, excusez-moi.

It's so funny that that Switch 2 is more expensive than some really cheap cars. Isn't that really funny? I've seen that High Peak Autos guy buy a £250, about to be scrapped banger, and it drives just fine. It's got 115,000 miles on it.

Oh, what food should I eat? Hmm,

I just— I go to the supermarket and I don't know what to get. I don't want to get a steak because it's like £8 for one meal.

Mincemeat,

chicken.

I don't really like lamb that much.

Salmon's a no-brainer.

Salmon. What else? Um,

chicken thighs.

Hmm, could do. I don't like the bone. I remember one time at a restaurant the guy said Do you want? Because I ordered tandoori chicken. He said bone off or bone on, and I was like okay.

I did that when I was a kid at McDonald's. I used to always get my friends to order for me because I was scared, and then they made me order myself.

I was really nervous, and then he goes, "Would you like a drink with that?" No, he said. What drink would you like with that? And I said, yes please. That was funny. And then they were just standing behind me laughing, and then I kept saying yes please, and then they stepped in and said, no, what drink do

you want? Must have looked like a foreign exchange student, couldn't speak English.

Where everyone tuning in from? Everyone tuning in for— everyone tuning in for— everyone tuning in for— everyone tuning in for— everyone tuning in for— everyone tuning in for— should go to Tesco tomorrow.

What do I need? I need more milk. Mine's gonna go off soon.

I need crisps.

I need crisps. I might get more soup. I quite like that soup.

Soup. Don't know if I'll bother making apple crumble again, although maybe I will because I wouldn't mind getting one of those glass dishes.

KitKat. Yeah, I need KitKat, oranges, more pot noodle.

Milk,

bacon. Maybe I'll get a pizza.

Has it only been a week since I went to buy food? I thought it was longer ago.

I thought maybe I may— I mean, I'll buy a precooked crispy chicken and then I'll make the golden curry with it with rice since I've got some golden curry. Why don't I stream Tesco runs? Because I'm worried they're gonna say not enough interaction violated.

And I kind of just like to not have to stream it. It's more relaxing. Get to feel like a normal, normal human being instead of walking around with a stupid camera.

It's only 2 hours. I make, I make like $17, $16, 2 hours.

It's kind of nice to have a break.

Raining again. Storm Benjamin.

What else should I

make? Da da da da da.

Goodbye, kimchi. What about Spam? Kimchi, Spam, and rice. It's quite a nice breakfast, Korean style,

with an egg. Miso soup. I might order some miso soup. It's expensive to buy those little packets

because then per serving becomes more expensive than if you just bought a big tub of it.

You always get hungry though at Tesco and I end up buying like a poke bowl or some sushi, but I like doing that as a treat

instead of having slop again for lunch. I wonder how much I weigh now.

49. I thought I might have lost weight.

3 kg of clothes? More like 100 grams.

Don't make me get naked and weigh my clothes to prove my point. What clothing is gonna weigh 3 kg? Like metal-studded leather jacket?

To get accurate weighing, must expel all poop, urine, shave off all hair, cut off all fingernails,

uh, shave off all body hair, get completely naked. Shave my forepubes and also wank, get rid of the cum,

then that is your true weight.

Am I trying to make you dizzy? No, I'm just

trying to have a non-static stream.

No static here. Everyone tuning in from where I'm tuning in from.

Where everyone tuning in from.

Tuning in from where everybody

Not bum itching.

50 minutes until Asia market. 15 minutes until I go to bed and doom scroll some psych lessons.

Whoa, camera lagging, lagging camera.

15 minutes to go.

15 minutes. I used to always prepare my morning routine the night before so that when I woke up, I was ready to go straight out, minimum effort, get that damn every shift finished.

How long did I last with Agri? I started in February, March,

April, May. I think I got fired in May, didn't I? So it's like 4 months. It's pretty good.

You haven't taken us on a car trip like you used do. Yeah, I got bored doing that. I realized I make the same amount of money if I just stay inside, and I can kill time just playing Battlefield and trading stocks.

And I've been everywhere now. I've been everywhere at least 5 times.

I never took you to Tintagel Castle. I went there with that girl, so I don't really want to go again. And it was expensive, it was like £40 for 2 tickets, and I paid for them.

I paid for the tickets before she arrived, and I was like, oh, I already got the tickets. I don't know why I got nervous thinking I might get exposed if we buy the tickets together, like you need ID or something to get in the castle. So I went ahead and bought the tickets, and then she was like,

oh, you didn't have to. I'm gonna have to give you some cash back. And then she ended up paying for the food.

It was a nice castle.

I felt like our banter was pretty good, but she never messaged me after that, and I, well, I never messaged her either. She said See you again if we see each other again. And I was like, yeah, nope.

She was a bit odd.

She had a very big chin.

But I quite enjoyed talking to her. She was easy to talk to, like you wouldn't have to say much to get her talking, which was nice.

I forgot her name.

She was like, um, very like a cynical Brit kind of way of speaking.

Yeah, I like going to the viaduct, the viaduct, Meldon Reservoir, climbing up that hill up to Bog Hill.

The views from Bog Hill are so good.

Shame I never will go there with a girl.

Weather's just not, not right for it. Summer's over,

and to be frank, none of these girls have the stamina to be able to do what I did.

You think these girls are going to be able to walk 15,000 to 20,000 steps? There's no way.

Indian girl could barely walk 10 minutes without having to have a break.

Shame, because these places are really beautiful, but you do need quite a good level of fitness.

I know it's just walking, but you'd be surprised at how many people can't just do a bit of walking.

It just takes a lot of stamina, doesn't it?

I'm the stamina king.

Yeah, I really wanted to go to these places with a girlfriend, like Lydford Gorge,

Kit Hill.

Guess it's not gonna happen unless I'm still here next summer

and still have a girlfriend. Although I don't think my current girlfriend would be up for it.

9 minutes to go

and then we out of here. Well, Beyond Meat back down to $2.90.

The party's over.

Everyone's gone home.

Where everyone tuning in from? Where everyone tuning in from?

Where everyone tuning? I can't believe I used to get 100+ viewers on these streams. Now I get 50. I'm surprised I even get 50 though.

Lost all your loyal shy viewers after your Ninja Gaiden review. Yeah.

Got cancelled again.

Back to just us.

Where everyone tuning in from? YouTube channel is completely

decimated. People unsubbing in droves every time I post a video.

They probably don't even realize it's me. They probably think, who the fuck is Expert Zone Reviews and why in the hell would I watch a review about Ninja Gaiden?

Fair enough.

But I've got nothing else to say really. Why I

am sad?

Yeah, well, I don't know. If I never got kicked, I would have continued making videos, I guess. I don't know what I would have made. I probably would have made another. It's been five years since I divorced my ex-wife. What I learned? I would just carry on clickbaiting Japan stuff.

Why I'll never go back to Japan.

Why I miss my ex-wife.

It's funny, Chihiro's name is barely uttered anymore after all that, all that big fuss, hundreds of thousands of people chiming in.

Well, she said, I wish I could see you, and then I'm thinking, you could see me if you just let me pay the petrol. But then I look back on my training and I realize just because she— I mean, she does want to see me doesn't mean like she's looking for a way to see me. It's just

words, isn't it?

It's not like a sign for me to like start pushing suggestions. I'm like, yeah, me too. Wish you could meet up.

We could easily meet up if you just let me give you £20.

But that's not the point, is it? Got to read between the lines.

It's probably more than just a money thing.

I'm just worried the distance

might become a problem.

But she knew the distance from the beginning.

But what if it's like a bigger problem than she anticipated?

Finds a guy nearby.

Don't really know what you can do.

I mean, I'd be open to the idea of moving nearer to her, but then

women don't like it when you, like, change your whole life for them.

It puts pressure on them.

They don't like that.

It's like you're orbiting around them.

So I'm concerned that if she gives up or thinks the distance is like

not solvable, she's going to give up on us.

It's crazy, like, treating it like a long-distance relationship when she's literally, what, 100 miles away? 150 miles away? It's not even that far.

Never notice how big your nose is.

Looks pretty small to me.

It's not huge. What are you talking about?

Yay, 5 hours! Okay, I'm off. See ya.