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Duration
13 min
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  1. rev_d3c4293acc2e516cdbf9741ccd4bdca7Machine-generated and unreviewed; may be wrong; not a verified quotation.
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  1. 0:44

    Testing.

    Segment details0:44–0:44 · rev_d3c4293acc2e516cdbf9741ccd4bdca7_0
  2. 1:02

    Testing. I'm drinking jasmine tea, but first I'm inhaling the steam.

    Segment details1:02–1:08 · rev_d3c4293acc2e516cdbf9741ccd4bdca7_1
  3. 1:12

    Mm. See if it loosens up my mucus.

    Segment details1:12–1:17 · rev_d3c4293acc2e516cdbf9741ccd4bdca7_2
  4. 1:25

    Oh God,

    Segment details1:25–1:25 · rev_d3c4293acc2e516cdbf9741ccd4bdca7_3
  5. 1:28

    they should have a vape where it just releases steam

    Segment details1:28–1:32 · rev_d3c4293acc2e516cdbf9741ccd4bdca7_4
  6. 1:34

    and then it loosens your mucus.

    Segment details1:34–1:35 · rev_d3c4293acc2e516cdbf9741ccd4bdca7_5
  7. 1:41

    Did you enjoy the video about premium bonds?

    Segment details1:41–1:43 · rev_d3c4293acc2e516cdbf9741ccd4bdca7_6
  8. 1:46

    I knew you guys would love it so much.

    Segment details1:46–1:49 · rev_d3c4293acc2e516cdbf9741ccd4bdca7_7
  9. 2:08

    Name one video I made that hasn't flopped. Every video flops.

    Segment details2:08–2:12 · rev_d3c4293acc2e516cdbf9741ccd4bdca7_8
  10. 2:17

    Apart from that iPhone video, which was

    Segment details2:17–2:21 · rev_d3c4293acc2e516cdbf9741ccd4bdca7_9
  11. 2:24

    2 months ago now.

    Segment details2:24–2:25 · rev_d3c4293acc2e516cdbf9741ccd4bdca7_10
  12. 2:44

    All the new chatter usernames, those are all trolls. They're all saying the same thing, all with weird names I've never seen before,

    Segment details2:44–2:54 · rev_d3c4293acc2e516cdbf9741ccd4bdca7_11
  13. 2:56

    and they want me to believe that they're actual viewers.

    Segment details2:56–2:58 · rev_d3c4293acc2e516cdbf9741ccd4bdca7_12
  14. 3:04

    Look, we got them here today.

    Segment details3:04–3:05 · rev_d3c4293acc2e516cdbf9741ccd4bdca7_13
  15. 3:07

    This one's a troll.

    Segment details3:07–3:08 · rev_d3c4293acc2e516cdbf9741ccd4bdca7_14
  16. 3:15

    I wouldn't be surprised if they were bots, to be honest. I actually wouldn't be surprised if it was like a—

    Segment details3:15–3:20 · rev_d3c4293acc2e516cdbf9741ccd4bdca7_15
  17. 3:22

    like the chatbots where you can input something that they say in the chat. Because I've had them before.

    Segment details3:22–3:28 · rev_d3c4293acc2e516cdbf9741ccd4bdca7_16
  18. 3:31

    Yeah, I remember last time we got a load of random users joining the chat and they kept going on about me being 5'7 and 40 kg. So it's like the troll inputs a bunch of messages for the bots to spam.

    Segment details3:31–3:44 · rev_d3c4293acc2e516cdbf9741ccd4bdca7_17
  19. 3:47

    I just thought of it.

    Segment details3:47–3:48 · rev_d3c4293acc2e516cdbf9741ccd4bdca7_18
  20. 3:51

    That's probably what it was.

    Segment details3:51–3:52 · rev_d3c4293acc2e516cdbf9741ccd4bdca7_19
  21. 4:03

    There's no way I'd suddenly start getting a fresh wave of hate when the channel's dead.

    Segment details4:03–4:08 · rev_d3c4293acc2e516cdbf9741ccd4bdca7_20
  22. 4:10

    Everyone who watches me still, they already know what I've done and why I did it. And if you got a problem with it, You probably wouldn't be here anymore.

    Segment details4:10–4:19 · rev_d3c4293acc2e516cdbf9741ccd4bdca7_21
  23. 4:25

    No, I'm not going to Japan.

    Segment details4:25–4:26 · rev_d3c4293acc2e516cdbf9741ccd4bdca7_22
  24. 4:29

    Those days are over.

    Segment details4:29–4:29 · rev_d3c4293acc2e516cdbf9741ccd4bdca7_23
  25. 4:35

    I'm going to Somerset.

    Segment details4:35–4:37 · rev_d3c4293acc2e516cdbf9741ccd4bdca7_24
  26. 4:43

    Would you be interested in a vlog about Somerset? Summer set.

    Segment details4:43–4:46 · rev_d3c4293acc2e516cdbf9741ccd4bdca7_25
  27. 4:49

    Oh God, oh, I don't think I'm gonna be better for the weekend. I think I'm gonna be coughing all night for at least another week.

    Segment details4:49–5:01 · rev_d3c4293acc2e516cdbf9741ccd4bdca7_26
  28. 5:08

    What hardware announcement?

    Segment details5:08–5:09 · rev_d3c4293acc2e516cdbf9741ccd4bdca7_27
  29. 5:12

    Steam Deck 2.

    Segment details5:12–5:12 · rev_d3c4293acc2e516cdbf9741ccd4bdca7_28
  30. 5:31

    I don't make vlogs cuz they don't get any views. Vlogs only get views when you got a big audience, or unless you do crazy stuff. I don't have either of those two.

    Segment details5:31–5:45 · rev_d3c4293acc2e516cdbf9741ccd4bdca7_29
  31. 6:05

    You know, the annoying thing about YouTube is you don't get views if you don't do something interesting. Something I've realized as someone who is not very interesting and doesn't like doing interesting things. That makes it very difficult.

    Segment details6:05–6:27 · rev_d3c4293acc2e516cdbf9741ccd4bdca7_30
  32. 6:31

    To get anywhere doing this.

    Segment details6:31–6:33 · rev_d3c4293acc2e516cdbf9741ccd4bdca7_31
  33. 7:53

    So this is what the end days look like. 30 viewers. Jesus.

    Segment details7:53–7:59 · rev_d3c4293acc2e516cdbf9741ccd4bdca7_32
  34. 8:24

    I can't believe it's over.

    Segment details8:24–8:25 · rev_d3c4293acc2e516cdbf9741ccd4bdca7_33
  35. 8:28

    I tried so hard to keep it going.

    Segment details8:28–8:30 · rev_d3c4293acc2e516cdbf9741ccd4bdca7_34
  36. 9:43

    People just complain so much. I can't even have tea on stream without someone complaining about slurping.

    Segment details9:43–9:48 · rev_d3c4293acc2e516cdbf9741ccd4bdca7_35
  37. 10:44

    Oh God, 30 viewers. What the fuck?

    Segment details10:44–10:49 · rev_d3c4293acc2e516cdbf9741ccd4bdca7_36
  38. 11:11

    It's literally not even any point trying.

    Segment details11:11–11:13 · rev_d3c4293acc2e516cdbf9741ccd4bdca7_37
  39. 11:17

    Uh, I give up.

    Segment details11:17–11:18 · rev_d3c4293acc2e516cdbf9741ccd4bdca7_38
  40. 11:46

    I'm not speaking until there's 50 viewers.

    Segment details11:46–11:49 · rev_d3c4293acc2e516cdbf9741ccd4bdca7_39
  41. 11:54

    I'm not fucking talking for 30 viewers. Fuck off.

    Segment details11:54–11:57 · rev_d3c4293acc2e516cdbf9741ccd4bdca7_40