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Tastes like apple crumble.

I'd say that's a

success. Yeah, I mean, that's like apple crumble.

Pushkin looks mad because the baby's back.

Is he jealous again?

Yeah, put some double cream, tastes pretty good. I'll have it after dinner.

Take a picture.

Doesn't look very good.

It'll look better if it was in a glass bowl, not a dog bowl. It looks like a dog tin bowl. I wouldn't mind going to Big Tesco, get a glass bowl. Okay, Battlefield

6,

guys. Change category.

Let it cool down. Yeah, I'll have it for dessert after dinner.

The market just ripped.

Lost all my gains from the short gaming.

Time to wreck some noobs. I think the trick is I gotta find a good gun. Like, find the gun I like the best

and then upgrade it. Are you kidding me? A controller ran out of battery already? I barely use it. What do you mean?

Why does it put double A's in it? Why not just a lithium battery?

Where are my batteries at?

I can't believe it's out of battery already.

I

really don't know where I put those batteries. The crumble tastes like crumble, although I still think maybe I need a thicker layer of Crumble. I really don't know where I put my AA batteries. Oh, it might be in the kitchen.

Uh, I don't know,

why do they put double A's?

Oh, I thought I saw them.

Oh hey,

I got all the double A's.

Maja.

These ones are dead. Amazon Basics. Should have gone Duracell.

Okay, so

Recon. I don't know if I like the shotgun or the SMG more, but I might try the assault rifle again. Might have better luck. I make a custom. What's that?

Breacher. What's that?

Experts at leading their squad. Squad in hostile territory.

You get— oh, you get perks.

So you get Quick Recovery, passive health triggers 50% faster, reduced impact from falling,

15% faster reload.

Does it taste like Mums? Um, kind of, but more cinnamony.

So what'd you get?

You get SMG proficiency. So why am I using a shotgun with the engineer then? Well, I can swap his faction. I can be NATO or Pax Armata.

Okay,

so fast leading vehicle equipment technician. I mean, if I'm not going to do vehicle stuff, then there's no point being an engineer. What is support? So your combat medic, you get

defibrillator, restock allies.

So that's like healing.

Recon gets— call in UAV.

You have messages. I think it's just tips.

Enemy soldiers you kill with headshots from a sniper rifle cannot be revived. Inflicting damage spots them, marking their position. That's actually quite good.

Auto-spotting.

I don't have to use the sniper rifle even if I'm recon, do I?

And then gadget.

Drones, mine

gadget, you get defibrillator,

grenade intercept.

Uh, do I want to heal and supply, fix vehicles,

or adrenaline effects? 15% faster reload, reduced movement speed penalty when firing when moving.

Hmm,

I kind of maybe

support because I could rack up points more easily if I just heal people.

Smoke grenade or frag grenade.

It spots targets. How does it do that? Oh, blocks the ability to spot targets.

Oh, I've got a sledgehammer and a customizable knife. The mask is still there.

I might go for

support with the— what weapon?

Could try that.

The carbine— what's the difference between a carbine and an assault rifle?

I think it's just faster firing.

Uh, LMG.

Might try this,

and then I get— what do I get? Smoke grenade.

How do I change what they look like?

Bag resupplies all nearby infantry with ammo,

but I want the restock allies. I want the healing.

Oh, I'm hearing—

oh.

Why don't they have faces?

They all look the same.

Wow, I can be

light green or dark green. So much customization.

Available. How do I change my gender? Why am I a woman?

It's

a match.

Not really much you can customize, is there?

Trying a

Lockdown. Engineer. No, not engineer.

6 seconds, pretty fast.

And all these people gaming instead of working.

I got these.

How about this?

Oh, I just wasted it. Oh, let's go.

Okay.

I got killed. He dead.

It feels way smoother now. I think this is lockdown. I forgot.

Healing.

I killed 2 people. What happened to Deepak? It

feels way smoother today.

Oh.

What? Cam's not live. Yeah, I wonder why.

Weird.

I keep forgetting which button the shield is.

I want to use my healing.

Oh, come on, I thought that was a headshot.

Oh look,

I'm getting points for healing.

Oh, well, I'm not at the bottom.

What about the audio?

I don't like this scope, too zoomed in.

Uh, I'm doing way better.

It's so much smoother today. I don't get it.

It's like my computer got better.

Oh, I'm still at the bottom.

How much further?

Wow, can I

just

keep placing these shields everywhere? Look, they— oh, you can only place 2.

Run!

No, I'm helping my team. That fucking aiming. I got so many grenades.

Are people getting pissed off that I keep using smoke grenades?

No, come on! At least I'm not at the bottom.

I actually enjoy it more now. I don't know why, but yeah.

Ah, I was doing good. I kind of like the support class. It's actually more fun when you learn how to play the game.

I was doing pretty good.

I quite like that medic. I mean, if I can't hit them, I use my smoke grenade, they can't hit me.

Oh, I got a nice— I don't like the zoomed in, too zoomed in.

I know I'm kind of enjoying this way more now.

I want to change my scope.

Who's screaming?

What is that sound?

Oh, I could get the grenade interceptor instead of default. I quite like revving them. I mean, rezzing them. Oh, I could take the grenade thing instead of the COVID

Okay.

Oh,

I see that point.

This gun's quite good as well.

What?

What? I like the smoke grenade.

Aha.

Accept your friend request. Uh, how do I— okay, God, the game's so smooth now. I don't know what I did.

Oh,

I got him!

Oh, I got him too!

Come on, I need my healing.

Bye. Wow.

I'm still alive. Can't kill me.

Uh-huh.

Oh.

I'm dying.

I'm still alive.

Oh, I got in!

How am I still alive?

Oh, he's over there.

I'll just get it.

Where's my team?

Oh God, we're destroying them.

My team.

Oh God, uh,

so they can't prevent me from being revived even if I'm down.

Oh

yeah,

apple crumble was good.

What's that?

Oh no, I'm not at the bottom. I'm winning. I'm not a loser.

Someone read me.

Oh

no.

What? Maybe kill him.

Oh, I'm alive. Ah,

come on, grenade!

Oh,

for fuck's sake, where are my friends at?

We're not in the same squad, are we?

Oh.

Help

me! Everyone dying! Help me! No, no!

I'm getting to the bottom.

No,

we're losing.

Oh,

I

got him.

That tea so cold.

Oh, we're winning again.

I hit

first. Who did that? I'll let him go.

How do I get down?

How'd you get down?

The battery is low, but I just put a new one in.

How's the battery low?

Oh,

what? At least I'm not on the bottom.

Wow, that's a lot more guns.

Where everyone tuning in from, guys?

What's this? Improves accuracy over extended periods. Faster transition to ADS.

Bipod.

Uh, oh, I got a new— maybe I get last night.

Oh, you can have a different pistol.

Oh, it's not— oops.

They surrounded

me.

Their captive. Why?

Oh

no, my connection's not lagging.

Why is the controller vibrating? It's kind of lagging again though.

Oh.

What?

I can use the tripod if I can manage. はい。

How did he see me?

How did I not kill him? I was aiming right there as well.

I'm still at the bottom after all that. I can't believe it.

How am I still at the bottom?

Oh, I'm still at the bottom. How'd you get higher up?

Oh,

fucking hell.

We lose.

I killed 2. Yeah, I'm not at the bottom.

Ah, tough game.

At least I'm not at the bottom. Yeah.

What's wrong with this game mode?

Seems quite good.

Oh, I've got a headache.

Let

everyone tune in for my

Oh, I got a 4x scope. Might try that.

Oh, I've got a mag flare. Reloading while aiming down sights.

An effect from an Ethernet cable. I have one

when I was using the bell box.

Maybe if I could be bothered to get up and look for it, I might plug it in.

I need one more player.

I

want to fuck him.

What? Okay, hi, good evening, live.

I like how he does the leaning.

Ha, I tried to save you.

Allez,

mon connerie.

Uh-huh.

Oh.

I'm

on fire.

No,

oh, we're losing.

How are

we winning?

Well, look, I'm not at the bottom, I'm in the middle.

Why'd I get such minus?

Oh, my

tea's getting cold too quick.

What?

Yeah,

I'm number 4.

Oh, whoa, everyone died.

Damn.

Wait, wait, I'm number 4.

Good job.

Market opening 10 minutes.

I got— what did I get?

Oh, my cough.

Not doing well.

Oh, I got a laser.

Space laser. I want to get the bigger magazine.

What's

that trigger? Improves weapon performance in semi-auto mode.

嗯。好了。

Oh,

hello TB, what you doing? From—

I'm gaming.

How did I survive that?

I wish this smoke grenade, uh, works faster.

Hit it.

Huh. Oh, I picked up his weapon back.

Enjoying the gaming, guys?

Haha,

haha, I killed 3 people.

I'm number 2!

Wow, look, I'm number 2. I'm number 3 now.

Yeah, I'm carrying the team. Look, oh, number 5 now.

What? We got destroyed. 60. How do we have 16 points. I wasn't even paying attention.

16 points.

Well, that was close.

16 points. Terrible.

Market open in 2 minutes.

Can't believe I was supposed to see my girlfriend tonight and I'm not gonna see her.

So peeved about it.

But what can you do?

I try the 2x.

Unlock anything?

No.

What else they got? Missile intercept, portable mortar. I knew you said multiple mortar. Smoke grenade launcher, airburst launcher.

Nice.

Whoa, how

is the crumble? Uh, pretty good.

I'm number 4.

Moi.

Market open now.

Uh, I didn't see the red dot by the tent.

Oh, come on, I shot him like 20 times. I'm number 6.

What? It walked right in my fire.

All right, market ripping.

Maggie!

Oh yeah, uh-huh. What's the big update? Um, apple crumble was good. That's the update.

Very big juicy update. And also, I'm not last, I think. I'm sick. Sick.

How do I not kill him?

Oh,

market's not ripping.

Um, oh shoot.

They keep spawning here. Why do they keep spawning there?

Oh, I don't—

the non-medics will die.

Ah, at least I'm not last. I did pretty well, actually. But we were winning and then they overtook us.

I like that little line thing.

Fuck, I'm not doing anything.

Quite fun. I quite like the healing thing.

So far I rate today better than yesterday. Give it 6.2 out of 10.

Can I put the flashlight on?

You can get green laser, blue laser. Blue laser. Okay. Oh, I got a new scope. What do I get? Which one is it?

Uh, try this one maybe.

I've got a new magazine. Fast mag pull for faster reloads. Nice. Oh, I got a stubby.

Don't know what it does.

What's fire support?

I'd rather do healing than ammo replacement while I'm up at tanking.

You had 4 votes in a poll earlier, you have 4 views.

No, my OG viewers loving the gaming streams.

200 OG viewers here today.

Actually,

we got destroyed on this map last time.

Um.

What's going on? Why is everything exploding? How do I turn the flashlight on?

What?

Market tanking. No shower maxing, please. Oh, come on, hit him so many

That

place not good.

Well, maybe the new viewers don't have any points to vote with. That's definitely one.

I got him and him got me.

Market tanking.

嗯，嗯，嗯。

Is it raining again? Hasn't been raining that much, actually.

Why is it vibrating?

I

got rank 11.

Huh, thought he just ran right past me.

Why is the whole thing blowing up?

Who's doing that?

Well, oh,

I'm still last after all that.

I'm still at the bottom.

Do you think you get more points by not killing and getting the objectives?

At

least we're winning.

Got him.

At least I'm not last anymore.

Market Ripper, I'll take it.

Whoa,

wow,

we win! I got number 7.

Why is the market not doing anything?

It tanked a bit, now it's ripping a bit.

Where's everyone tuning in from? Guys, well, gold's tanking.

I'm doing pretty good. Hurt my thumb from pressing the thumbstick.

Indented.

Did

that

unlock anything?

Oh, I got penetration rounds. What does it do? Trades recoil for improved penetration, greater damage behind the initial target. I want hollow point, more headshot damage.

Oh, I got converter, reduce horizontal recoil.

I still don't have the M60 or the— looks like an AK. Don't start it.

What's that music?

I like this one. I can't do that this time. Sorry, bye.

Can't see.

We're dying.

Are they still there?

Oh, my team abandoned me.

What?

What?

I can't see anything. What's going on?

Fucking

medic.

What? The house blew up.

So he's got security on him.

I like the light now.

Why are you getting blown up?

I'm at the bottom again. Oh my, I haven't even killed one person.

I thought I was doing good.

Yeah, I finally got a kill.

Dead.

They're at number 7.

Video quality is poor. Uh, no, it's not. It's pretty good on my end.

Screen is black. Go ahead and refresh it.

Getting destroyed.

I got 2 kills.

Everything keeps blowing up.

Yeah, I put low bitrate so I don't lag.

Some of these people got 40 kills. I got 2 kills.

I'm getting a bit fatigued.

I don't know how to turn off the flashlight. How'd you turn it on? Oh, I press down.

You're not good at gaming. Yeah, cuz I have a life and I'm not a loser. Not a loser gamer who spends his whole life trying to get good at stupid games.

These people who are good, they're just a bunch of stupid kids with no lives who can play games all day.

Some of us have real lives and jobs.

Nothing.

How did he see me?

That's fine, okay.

I'm at the bottom again. I don't like this game mode, it's too intense.

I don't think it's far enough.

Oh yeah,

I might try a medium-sized one.

I might be of more use. How's my medic going?

Where's this pop out of nowhere?

They just pop out everywhere.

No one's like reviving or playing tactically. They're just charging in.

At least now you have weekends free. So great, so great. I get to play stupid video games and swim in the ocean.

How lucky.

How they shoot me through the obstacle.

How come I can't see anything but they can still see me? We'll make an extra $600.

Yeah, I guess so. No more hotel fees and more money from kicking.

When's this stupid game mode over? I don't like this game mode.

Rubbish game mode and I'm at the bottom. Oh wait, I'm not at the bottom. Look, that Sanic guy has double my kills but he's lower than

Yeah, I'm still texting,

but I'm just shocked at how steadfast she was on deciding not to meet. I thought I could like maybe negotiate. It's like, okay, I want to come, here's my excuse, there's no wriggle room.

I thought at least I could say, well, what about this? Or we could do that. It's just like, nope, nope, nope.

So I guess she's just decided no loving for 2 weeks. It's funny how the women always get all the shots, don't they?

Medium scale attack and defend.

No, I don't doubt she has no money, but why won't she let me pay for things?

She won't let me pay for things,

but I easily pay her for petrol. So we can meet, but she doesn't want to let me pay for petrol.

How about I get her a canister of petrol for her Christmas present? Right, here's your Christmas present, 1 gallon of petrol.

Now you can't say I'm paying for the petrol because I already bought you a canister.

I'll buy some tires as well. That way she's got no excuse. I'll ship her a gallon tank of petrol in the post.

Okay, let's see a bigger, bigger map.

We got how many players? 24 versus 24.

I'm trying to get points by helping my team.

This game mode might be better.

I'll try red them, red them, but I keep respawning.

He dead.

Hit that.

Why is it lagging?

I think I lag more on the bigger map.

I'm number 4.

They won't let me go into the red zone.

Oh God, I'm lagging.

This lag mode, probably because I'm streaming and playing with save files. Maybe if I lower it a bit right Might

need a better fight.

I mean,

it's like she seems to take offense at me paying her stuff. What can I do then? Then you better start making more money.

Like, how can I help her make more money if

I can't give her the money?

Oh, I'm lying.

Where does it say you're paying? Lighting's so bad.

No, I'm not fucking kidding.

Lagging so much.

I think weed is quite expensive, isn't it?

Like hundreds a month.

This mode's boring. I like that capture the objective thing.

No, I don't like this one. Just lagging.

Could try this one.

Why do they put attrition there, but then they put Full-scale lockdown there. Why don't they put them together?

Um, could be that one. See if it like for you.

Fuck, it's ripping.

Oh God.

My stocks and shares portfolio is down £130 today.

I was up £20 on my short last night and now I'm down £10.

Oh look, we're winning.

It's not gambling when you know what you're doing with risk management.

I'm not saying I do, it's just that that saying still holds true.

God, look at the lag on this Jeep.

Why did it bounce? I didn't expect

What's that?

What is that guy going? What's that sound like? Do that. Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Fuck off.

At least box or what?

I'm all alone in this objective.

I saw that box.

It was not lagging when I started. Now it's lagging.

Why does it do that?

Whoa, it takes some fire. Look at the type.

Look at the

Plane. The plane flies like it's a kite. Revive teammate. Tanks look pretty cool. Yeah,

my webcam's

Can I just parachute down there?

Whoa, what happened? I'm parachuting! Look at me parachute! Uh, what, what's happening?

This game would be pretty fun if it wasn't lagging this much. Maybe I'll try the Ethernet for a sec. Do you think it would really help it?

Maybe I turn the game off and on again.

All right, I'll have a look for the cable then, I guess.

That's my thing.

That was too loud. Okay, where should I put it?

Oh, who is it?

Is it lagging now?

It's fine now, but the game's still on.

I think it's in that red pouch. Yeah, I'll put it in here,

but now I've got to have a cable going across.

Okay,

so I plug this in and I turn it off.

Now hold more objectives.

Where's the ethernet? It's on the other side.

Uh, we've spotted an enemy sniper to your south. Imagine there's no ethernet. Oh, there's no Ethernet hole.

Where's my hub?

There's no Ethernet. Where's my USB?

Ah, I thought I had it.

Wait, this doesn't have Ethernet. Oh my fucking God, do I not have anything with Ethernet? There's no Ethernet port on the laptop. That's crazy. We are attempting to capture Bravo.

There's no Ethernet. What?

I can't believe laptop doesn't have Ethernet.

That's crazy. I can't believe that.

Look, this USB hub as well. This doesn't have Ethernet either.

Look, someone sent me this and then I lost it and I bought the same one again. None of it have Ethernet.

There's no editor. No, I don't know then.

What can you do? I have to buy an adapter.

You have a defend order by squad leader. Should I buy an adapter?

It was fine in the beginning. I don't understand.

Might find it out.

Everything's in the fucking way. Get out my way. Now I gotta buy one. Hey,

USB hub, Ethernet.

I thought I had one of these in my mum's house, but I don't know if I bought it back with me. It looks like I bought it back.

Imagine I already have one.

I think I just buy one.

Um,

£20.

Oh God, this has HDMI, USB-C, Ethernet.

Get it tomorrow.

Why now?

It is Bolt.

I'm wondering if I turn the game off and turn it back on again, it might fix it. Be advised, enemies are attacking Bravo.

It's a pain.

I don't know if it was really smooth at the beginning because it was a small match, or over time the internet got slower.

It's 3 o'clock already, halfway done with this day, and then we got 14 more days left of misery. It's not just the misery of not having any plans now. It's also like fear and anxiety that she's going to cancel that too, or she's not going to cancel it but there's going to be stipulations.

Stupid stipulations.

Yeah, I don't know, like, I mean, she canceled today. I don't know how you go from on Wednesday, can't wait to see you on Friday, and then Thursday, oh, I can't come on Friday. What?

Wouldn't you know if you were broke before Wednesday?

I think maybe she doesn't track her finances like I do.

So yeah, I don't know, like, if it's a 2-week thing, I don't know what could happen.

Fell over, hurt her toe, got sick.

Ran out of money again because car blew up.

Car needs 4 new wheels. I'm broke. I can't make it. Sorry.

So I'm like, just every single day for the next 2 weeks, I'm gonna be anxious about if we're actually gonna ever meet again now. Because I'm gonna start getting pissed if this keeps happening, and I don't know if I can contain myself. I mean, I nearly lost it yesterday.

Okay, start the game up again.

You don't think it's about finances?

Well, I don't know. What, she had enough of me? Once a week is too much?

Life got too hectic? Not in the mood?

Because if someone really wants to meet, I don't think like £20-30 is gonna stop them.

She should want to see you every day. Yeah,

see, the problem is when some people have too active of a life,

they've got too many other things they want to do.

And then it gets to a point where they're stressed out having to like juggle things, and then they cut you off because they don't feel like seeing you is worth missing out on this other stuff that they want to do.

Sorry, I can't whinge, can I? Because then she'll be like, oh, it's not working.

Let me get some water.

Why is the game not starting?

Oh, it's been boring.

Bitmine's not working.

I don't know if just restarting the game will fix it.

Hello.

Bye. So I want to try some large-scale battles.

We're going to grind the levels up on battle 6. That's kind of what I'm doing. I think I'm rank 13.

Wow, Tajiki fan.

3 supports.

Yeah,

I'm doing it on a laptop. See if it's laggy still. My camera's lagging.

Oh, it seems better. Look, do you think just turning it off and on fixes it?

Everyone left me behind. Let me in. Yeah,

it seems way smoother now, that's for sure.

I don't understand the theme of this battle though. Is it just modern day?

I'm gonna do a bike for them.

Same account too.

I wish they made the Battlefield but for, uh,

Warhammer. That'd be so cool, like Leman Russes.

Oh, you fucked up.

2028, I got RTX 4050 mobile GPU. Uh, it's lagging.

I think the top left yellow symbols mean it's lightning.

What's the top left yellow symbol?

Ah, hello, hello.

Chairs everywhere.

High ping is one of them,

so it's not my computer, it's the internet, isn't it? I think it's cuz I'm streaming.

Maybe if I lower the ping.

Can't really do anything against tank, can I?

Too loud. I need a fucking minute.

Number 15.

I

like pink.

That was pointless.

I can't really make the stream look better without it lagging more. I don't like these large-scale maps. I don't know what to do. Too much going on.

I don't like this mode. This is too laggy.

Play a smaller one.

Stick with the small scale.

What

time is it?

Nearly 4.

Got 3 hours left.

I don't have a strap saw. Sorry, it's not filming a lot, but I kind of like strap sawing.

It's like a sweet

Yeah, this is all right.

I like the flame move.

I don't even like the vehicle.

See,

this is not like,

like gaming.

I think— I don't know, is it my internet or Okay,

hit

it.

Oh, I already have the fastest

internet. Hang on, it's faster than my mom's car.

Can't really do much about the internet.

Pugs are living their Oh,

we

did it.

Getting a bit tired of this.

Might take a break.

はいはいはい。

This

is

over. I don't understand what you mean, guy rage.

I ordered the Evernet. It's coming tomorrow.

Yeah, I'm getting very snotty and coughy.

Malaysia installed roads that glow in the dark instead of using lights. Kind of cool.

They actually made a little line.

They made a little line.

Oh look, I didn't wait too long.

The power of the knife. Imagine being able to do that with a knife on a door.

I might as well got a sword in my—

might try a different gun. I'm getting bored of this one.

Didn't even revive me.

No, laptop doesn't have Ethernet port.

I have to buy a USB hub.

I'm just red people for more points. I'm a pacifist.

Objective is ready.

The objective is under control.

Yeah,

I thought USB-C.

Coming through.

Oh,

what?

What? I'm at the bottom.

はい。

You think cuffing counts as interaction?

I'm still at the bottom. Why am I at the bottom?

I can't save.

How does he know I'm there?

Oh, he's up.

Why didn't he find

Oh.

Maybe break and then couple hours non-gaming and then dinner and then gaming.

Later, fucking pirates! Hostile forces are still ahead of the fight. Regroup.

At the bottom. Oh,

and there we go.

Yeah, what happens if you shoot the flammable oil thing?

Oh, that happens.

It blows up. That's

good.

Haha, ah, they still got the lowest score.

Okay, 5 o'clock break.

See you in a bit.