Old YouTube Livestreams/20171002 Rainy Day In Japan [70k0h8fFdEs]

It's a rainy day.

It's a rainy day

in Japan.

Welcome to a new stream

on a new day. It's raining today.

Smells like chlorine for some reason. It smells like a swimming pool.

Weird.

We just went from 10 people watching to 3. Where did they— where'd they go? Now there's 2.

At least give it a few seconds. Jesus, don't click on the stream if you're not going to watch it.

It's kind of noisy here.

I thought there'd be less people because it's raining, but apparently not.

People come out in the rain.

What day is it today? It's Monday, isn't it? Monday afternoon in Japan, walking down a very

busy road. Not the best place to stream.

So how's the video quality?

Is anyone there? Still pixelated. Are you kidding me? I'm using the new pocket Wi-Fi.

The new pocket Wi-Fi should have twice the upload speed compared to the old one, so it shouldn't be pixelated. It had about 25 megabits upload.

It's better than the night. Yeah, that— the last live stream I did was really laggy for some reason. Why am I streaming in the rain?

Because I only have this pocket Wi-Fi for six, six more days, and I wanted to stream something.

I wanted to go to the park, but I'm not sure. It's kind of far away,

and my hand's hurting from holding this umbrella.

No, no, no, no. I'm in Japan until December.

Up, up, up, up.

I was thinking about going to Taiwan again, just for a month or something, and then come back to Japan so I can get a brand new 90-day

Um, tourist visa thing.

I only rented this Wi-Fi for 7 days to test it out to see if it makes any difference.

It's so hard to stream like this. Are there people behind me?

Someone riding a bicycle.

I think I'm gonna try to get away from this road. It's too busy. Yeah, I'm reading comments. If I don't reply, it's because I'm not interested in replying. Sorry.

I do reply to Instagram messages.

I love myself so much. Let's go this way, it might be a bit quieter. I don't think it's going to stop raining. It's supposed to be raining all day.

Until midnight. I find that hard to believe though.

My Instagram is Rabbit Save My Family.

Is it really going to rain until midnight? I don't believe that.

I'm getting wet. Oh look, there's a little park over here. Let me zoom in. Why don't I try HelloTalk? You must be new here. I found my girlfriend on HelloTalk. I made a video about HelloTalk. I made 2 videos about HelloTalk, actually.

Whoa, this is a cool little park.

There's a little waterfall as well.

Walking in the rain, just walking in the rain.

Feeling pretty good today, even though something shitty happened, which I won't really talk about.

It was my own fault. I should have realized that he was going to do what he was going to do, and then I should have refused his offer. But I was greedy and I thought I could get away with it, but I couldn't. I won't go into details. Well, this place is pretty cool as well.

The most boring day of my life. Are there any people here? My hand's starting to hurt. Look, this umbrella is pretty heavy.

Oh look, it's a school! Do I seem like— do I seem really creepy? I'm standing outside of a school with a camera talking to myself. This isn't creepy at all. Hey little schoolgirls, I've got candy.

I've got candy.

Oh shit, there's a person over there. Okay, low-key,

low-key mode.

How are we gonna get past them?

We got past him. He moved his umbrella out the way for me. So polite. My hand is getting super cramped. Oh look, there's ducks! Quack quack! Can you see the ducks?

There's loads of flies here as well. Can we go down there?

This is way better than the park. There's no people here.

My hand's in pain. I need to switch hands. Oh, that's better.

Look, there's no one down here.

I'm all by myself.

I'm reading comments, guys, don't worry. It's strange because it's raining but it's still humid. It feels like being in some kind of jacuzzi.

Oi, don't you oi me! What's all

this? Why are there lines in the river? Look, can you see it?

Can you see this? There's lines, string over the river for some reason. What is that?

Let me change cameras Oh, this is so difficult, and I can't adjust my hair whilst holding the camera. Okay, there we go. Does it look better? And my pimple's starting to go. That gigantic pimple, it's, it's starting to get smaller now. I squeezed it and all this blood came out and all this white stuff came out, and

it was really disgusting. I wiped it up with a piece of tissue. I kept squeezing it and this blood kept coming out.

And it's getting smaller. It's getting better. I've had it for about a week now. Over a week I've had this bloody pimple.

So last night I got invited to a birthday party, which you'll know about if you saw my latest video, and it was really boring.

Me and the Canadian guy, we just sat there talking to each other. We brought snacks and drinks for the party, but no one was actually eating our snacks or drinking the drinks we bought. We just put them on the table and we just started eating them ourselves.

I hate Japanese birthday parties. They're always like, oh yeah, come to our birthday party, it'll be so much fun. And then you go to the birthday party and they just completely ignore you.

It's so boring.

Oh, my arms are really aching. Live streaming is hard work.

Let me switch hands again.

My hands are getting all sweaty.

I can't keep this up for much longer.

So does the stream look okay? I'm using the high-speed pocket Wi-Fi,

but the thing is I've only got 30 gigabytes for the next 6 days and I've already used about 200 megabytes in the first, first hour, so I don't think it's going to last very long. Let's go under this bridge. There's a bridge over there.

Okay, we'll go under the bridge.

It's kind of low.

It's a bit, it's a bit low down here.

Let me check my, my pocket Wi-Fi.

So this is the pocket Wi-Fi that I got. I got it yesterday.

Whoa, I've already used 224 megabytes of data. This one's pretty good because it actually shows you how much data you've used. What's that noise?

I'm starving. My arm— my arms are aching.

Okay, we'll adjust our hair and then we'll head back out. What's that noise?

I think it's cars on top.

Okay, let's go.

Oh, my phone's getting wet.

We were under that bridge just now. Oh, there's people in front of me. Shit, we need to get out of here or we'll look really stupid. I look dirty. I had a shower four hours ago. I'm not dirty. I'm just a bit sweaty.

There's people in front of us. Let's change.

Change cameras.

Na na na na na na. Na na na na na na.

Na na na na na na. How you doing? Would you like to come back to my room?

何 も 食べ て ない よ まだ。

今 から 何 か 買 い に 行 こう か コ ンビ ニ で。

な な な な、 な な な な。 Na na na na na na na na.

I woke up at one o'clock today, one a.m. No, one p.m. In the afternoon.

What are my views on feminism? I think women should stay in the kitchen where they're needed to make sandwiches and stop all this feminism crap.

Get back in the kitchen, woman!

Just kidding.

Or am I?

If we keep following this river, do you think it'll take us to the ocean eventually?

It's okay, none of— women don't watch my channel anyway. It's all guys.

Under a bridge again. Ouch.

Is it going to rain all day?

Carry, carry. Na na na na, na na na, na na na na, na na na na, na na na na.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no. Worst thing of all time. How dare you?

My voice is like an angel's. Pitch perfect.

It's really starting to rain now.

I have a voice of an angel.

I'm getting wet.

Lonely walks in the rain are the best.

My trousers are getting wet.

Na na na na na na, na na na na, na na na na na.

Pardon me.

Do do do do do. There's people over there. Let's go make friends. They look like kids. Let's not make friends.

I have candy. Why don't you come with me?

They're blocking my way.

Get the zhenaiyu! What are they doing?

What are they doing?

Where am I?

Did I meet my girlfriend yet? No, but very soon we shall be meeting.

We're gonna make many babies,

lots of babies.

I'm boiling hot. How is it this hot when it's raining? I thought it would be colder.

I guess not.

There's nowhere to eat here. Let's go this way. Who's this?

Na na na na na na. Which way should we go?

I need to change my hands again.

My hand's cramping up.

I need to roll up my sleeves as well because it's really hot. I need more hands.

Oh, good news guys, my Elliot Rodger video got, um, monetization re-enabled.

So after about 50,000 views of demonetization, it finally got approved for monetization, which doesn't make sense. And I've made about $6 off it already just from the last few thousand views. Making money off a murderer, that's the best way. Someone has to profit.

If I got the whole video monetized for the whole 60,000 views, that would have been at least $60.

How

am I supporting myself in Japan? From YouTube, of course. Getting that YouTube ad revenue.

Elliot Rogers is supporting my lifestyle.

Why are there no shops here?

Eddie Rogers here,

back at it again with another video.

It's so hot today. I can't believe it. It's raining, cloudy, gloomy, and yet it's still humid.

I can be your Misaki baby.

How do we get past this place? My umbrella's gonna hit something.

What are these?

Canada. I love Canadians. Thanks to the Canadian guy, this place isn't so boring now. He's the only person I enjoy talking to,

but sometimes he speaks really quickly and I don't understand what he's saying.

It's still raining. It's supposed to be raining all day.

Who would like to live here in one of these apartments? They look pretty nice.

I think we need to cross the road here. Okay, let's cross.

Crossing the road in Japan, crossing the road in Japan. I think these apartments look quite nice actually.

Cheap rent,

easy to clean, no garden to look after. Shops are nearby. You can go for a walk by the river nice and easy. I don't want to have a big house and a big garden like my dad does. My dad spends so much of his time working on the house, mowing the lawn, doing the garden. That's all he

ever does— DIY and gardening. That's not what I want to do with my life. I don't want to spend all of my free time doing DIY and gardening. That's not the life for me.

I don't really care about having a big house or owning property. Do I look like my dad? No, I look nothing like my dad. My dad's bald, he has brown wavy hair,

um, he just looks like a white guy. Basically, the only thing I inherited from my dad is, is my skinniness.

I'm so hot right now, sweating.

I don't have any hands free.

I would really like to roll up my sleeves.

No one's gonna look like their dad if they're half white, half Asian. White people have the weakest genes. Being white is basically like a blank canvas. You put anything onto a blank, a blank canvas, and it's going to change color, isn't it? If you have anything mixed with white, the mixed side is going to look stronger. It's

obvious, guys. Which camera do you prefer? Do you prefer the forward-facing camera or the camera where you can see my face?

I thought it'd be more interesting if you can see what's in front of me, so it's kind of like you're seeing what I'm seeing.

If I show my face, then it's just my face the whole time. It's not that interesting, and it's kind of hard to show my face and hold a camera and an umbrella at the same time.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, umbrella's falling!

Oh, my umbrella's stuck on my bag, can't get it off. Help me, help me! Okay, I don't know what Torho is.

I need a cameraman to follow me around with the camera. Does anyone want the job? You'll get 20% of ad revenue, which is maybe 20 cents.

Oh look, there's a park.

Any kiddies here? Look at that crow, it's walking in the rain. It looks so stupid.

We're in a park. Wow, let's play in the sand. No thanks.

Hey, Mr. Crow, whatcha doing?

Whatcha doing? Piss off then, bastard.

This is all wet.

We can go into the ladies' toilet.

Why don't you go somewhere interesting? Like where?

Is this not interesting? It's a playground. This is what real Japan looks like, not that touristy bullshit. This is real Japan, guys.

This is,

this is where anime comes from.

The strip club. I can't do any of those things because I have a girlfriend. If I didn't have a girlfriend, I would make videos where I walk up to random girls and I say weird stuff like, I'm single, do you want to be my boyfriend, my girlfriend? But unfortunately I'm in a relationship, so,

so, um, follow my secret channel if you want to see that. Okay, but it's a secret.

That girl's pretty cute, isn't she? Can you see her? I can't really look directly at her face.

Oh, we're crossing

She looks like she's 15, though. That's no good.

Na na na na na na na na na na na na

na. Oh, look at that building over there! Looks like Minecraft. Those little squares. That's an interesting design. Am I not cold? Are you kidding me? It's boiling. I'm sweating. It's still humid and hot even though it's raining.

悪いこと言ってないよ。気にしないで。 Uh oh. You made the missus angry, guys. No sex for

me.

Gomen nasai.

Why did this car pull up in front of me? That's kind of creepy.

What do you want with me?

I just want to have your babies.

We're gonna make many babies.

Just go, go faster.

Ouch, ouch, ouch. This umbrella is really heavy.

I don't have much strength in my left hand because I do everything with my right hand.

I need to swap hands again.

Okay.

Gomen nasai is the polite version of gomen.

It's a puddle.

I'm boiling hot. I'm so hot. Hold on, I need to roll up my sleeves. Um.

Way too many clothes for this.

I overdressed a bit. I'm wearing a black long sleeve shirt and another long sleeve shirt on top of that, and I'm wearing a hoodie, and I'm wearing 2 pairs of trousers.

I thought it was going to be colder.

Look at this chubby guy.

No fat people in Japan? Yeah, right. Fat people everywhere. Everywhere.

I am fluent. I passed level 1 of the JLPT.

How dare

you. Okay, I didn't pass level 1. I passed level 2, but I failed level 1 by about 10 points.

And I worked in Japan for about 4 months in a convenience store where I had to speak Japanese. And I've been in multiple relationships with Japanese women who don't even speak English, so safe to say I'm pretty good at speaking Japanese. It's pretty rare for someone else to be better than me at Japanese. The only person I've

met who's better than me would probably be George from Japanese from Zero.

But most people at the guest house are either super beginners or they have a terrible accent.

N1 was easy apart from the reading section. The reading section destroyed me. Everything on N1 was super easy— grammar, vocabulary, listening— but the reading section

We just walked around in a complete circle, guys. Holy shit, look, we're back here at the main road, and about half an hour ago we came this way and then we walked down the river. How does that even happen?

Look, I'll show you.

Look, we're back here again. We're back at this park. Oh, for fuck's sake. I can never make any progress going anywhere because I just walk around in a circle.

The longest I've lived in Japan for is about 5— 5 months was the longest.

Japanese things I'm half Japanese. They usually say, oh, I thought you were half, or you were some kind of mixture. And then I tell them that I'm half Malaysian. They, they're always surprised.

They'll say, oh, you don't have any Japanese blood in you? And I say no.

Most people suck at speaking Japanese, to be honest.

Some people are good at speaking Japanese, but their accent is horrible.

The thing is with me is I lack confidence, so it, it, it appears that I don't speak very good Japanese because I don't talk much. And then when I go to shops, I feel very nervous and If they speak really quickly, I find it difficult to catch what they're saying.

I always feel nervous going to shops because I might not understand what they're saying to me.

How many kanji do I know? I don't know. That's like asking someone, how many words do you know? I don't even know how many English words I know. I guess I, I know around 1,000 kanji. I know enough, basically. Let's go this way this time.

Let's change hands again.

I think the Canadian guy said he's from Ontario. Ontario.

Where's this car going?

Ontario sounds really weird. Like, it sounds like a magic spell from Harry Potter. Ontario!

I'm sweating.

Whoa, look at this house!

The Canadian guy's white.

He is the gaijin. I told him he should start, start making a Tinder because he'll get lots of girls. The fact that he's white and he can't speak Japanese is a huge, um, attraction for Japanese girls who want to learn English. That's the good thing about not being white here, is because Those vain Japanese girls who are

only interested in white guys for learning English or because they want to live in a different country, they aren't interested in me because I'm not white and I speak amazing Japanese. So it's kind of like I automatically screen out those shitty vain Japanese girls that I wouldn't want to be associated with in the first place.

I don't want to be with a Japanese girl just because she wants to learn English. Or just because she wants to live in England. That would be shit.

Am I walking aimlessly just to make this livestream? Yeah, I have to walk somewhere.

I can't just stand still and make a livestream. That would be boring.

Should we stalk these people? I don't want to go back to the main road, so I think we'll stalk these people for a bit.

Please don't let your dog shit or piss all over the place. That's what it says.

I'm stalking you. Can you introduce me to your sexy mama?

I can teach you English. We can be friends.

Shall we go forwards or right? Let's go right.

I'm not really interested in Japanese schoolgirls. I'm more interested in the MILFs. Whoa,

panties! Buy something from a vending machine. I can't, I don't have any hands. I can't hold the camera and my umbrella and the drink at the same time.

I really want to get something to eat though. Look at this shithole, just rusted metal panels. Look at this.

If I was reincarnated, reincarnated, what race would I choose? I don't know.

Um.

I don't think I would want to be Japanese. It looks pretty shit to be Japanese, to be honest. You have to be— you get sucked into this horrible

social system. This— I don't know what the word is. Japanese society looks kind of shit, to be honest. You have to study really hard, you have to get into university, otherwise you're seen as a failure. Then you have to get into a company and then work really hard until 10 PM or something.

I think Japanese people have shit lives, to be honest. No freedom. They have to do all these things that they don't want to do because they have to keep face.

I like being British. Being Western is pretty great.

I like the whole Western way of life, you know. Um,

I can't think of those big words I'm thinking of. What am I trying to say? You know what I mean.

Western people are very— they express themselves. Self-expression is very important. Sticking out, being, being a person, having your own identity. But in the East, in Asia, it feels like everyone has to become like a worker ant for the greater good. You know that Japanese expression, the nail that sticks out gets hammered down? That's a terrible expression. Shouldn't,

shouldn't punish people for wanting to be unique or having a sense of self-identity. Does that make sense? I'm really bad at talking about these things. I just— I don't know the terminology. We're in a traffic jam. I can't move forwards because there's traffic.

Let's follow this guy then. Why is this car just stopped on in the middle of the road. Idiot. Idiot. Yeah, just stop in the middle of the road. That's a great idea. Block everyone.

How much money do I make a month? About $500 to $600 doing absolutely nothing, pissing around. That's the best way to make money, guys, from not working.

What made me start YouTube? Just to talk about things.

To talk about things and to express myself and to make that YouTube ad revenue.

This place is really boring. Where are the shops?

The main road's back over there, but it's really noisy. Here it's just residential areas.

More. Life in Japan's really cheap. Rent is about $400, $450 for rent, then maybe a couple hundred dollars for food,

and I still have all my savings from working at the petrol station.

I have around $10,000 US dollars savings from my petrol station job. I could live in Japan for at least a year before my money runs out. My money's not going down, it's just staying still because I'm earning around the same amount that I'm spending, so I'm not actually losing any money by being here.

If I can find a shop, I'll go in and buy something to eat, but I can't find anything.

I wanted to bring pot noodle for Tomoko to eat, to try, but I didn't have any more room in my luggage, so I couldn't bring any pot noodles. I really regret bringing my microphone, the Blue Yeti. I thought I was going to do videos in my room, so I brought the Blue Yeti microphone with me, but I

haven't used it. It's more interesting to make videos outside.

It was really heavy.

I'm trying to find food. I can't find any. Oh, it's this person again.

Where can I find some food?

I can smell food. It's coming from somewhere. Let's go this way.

Why don't I target a Japanese audience? How?

I don't make videos that Japanese people relate to.

If I could find something like a Matsuya or a Sukiya, that'd be great, but I don't think they have those here.

Is this person crossing?

Is David Bond my friend? I guess so. I talked to him online. He seems pretty nice.

He gave me lots of, lots of advice for picking up girls and how to approach women and stuff.

The thing is, I'm kind of paranoid now because a few people in the past have pretended to be friends or fans and then they stabbed me in the back by doing messed up things like making a Discord server and then deleting it, or pretending to be looking out for me but actually spreading shit about me, talking shit

about me. Hey, what's this place?

I wonder if we can eat here. What is this place? Should we try? What do they have? Oh, it's tempura. I don't really want to eat in a restaurant though.

No,

if we go into a restaurant, then I can't talk because I feel kind of silly.

I don't know, should I go in there?

No, let's keep going. We'll look for a convenience store. What are they doing in there?

There's not much around here, to be honest. Oh, look! What's this? Smells so good though.

Hmm. Do I ever hang out in the Discord's voice chat? No, I'm not really interested.

Da da da da da.

I'm hungry.

I'm

hungry. Na na na na na na na.

Na na na na na na na na na.

I'm speaking to my fans right now, aren't I? I just don't like doing voice chats with random people that I don't know.

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Why are there no convenience stores here? That's really weird. Usually there's convenience stores everywhere in Japan, but But I haven't seen one for ages.

Why is there nothing here?

Maybe I should make a livestream with the Canadian guy.

The Canadian guy keeps asking what my YouTube channel is. I don't want to tell him because I've talked about him now. I told him I talked about him in one of my videos. He said, "Cool, cool man, cool man."

Da da da da da da da do do do do.

The problem with my channel is I can't tell people that I know in real life about it because I might talk about them in a video. Oh look, Lawson's over there. We can go into Lawson finally.

You could get more viewers if you did more things. Such as what? What kind of things? I think we should cross the road here.

The Japanese— no, the Canadian guy can't speak Japanese. He just started learning.

My channel is all about talking. I'm not Casey Neistat. It's about talking about my feelings and opinions on things.

It's not about going skydiving or going scuba diving and then blogging it— vlogging it.

I don't like Korean girls. They're kind of gross. They speak really horribly, like they're screaming their heads off all the time. I hate it when they shout, yeah, yeah, yeah! Sounds like a seagull screeching.

They have really bad manners. No ladylikeness, no,

no elegance.

Lawson, Lawson. Hopefully this time we won't get copyright flagged for the music.

I don't like Korean girls, they're really stuck up.

Should I just leave it there? Who cares? Hopefully my umbrella won't throw away— blow away.

English. What should we get this time? There's no music in here, that's great.

Kind of hungry. We could get another hot dog, a sandwich. They don't have burgers in Lawson for some reason. Oh, all these sausages.

Sausage and chips.

That looks quite nice.

Hey, maybe we can eat here. Are we allowed to eat here?

What's this table for?

What does this say? Um, usage time is weekdays.

Uh, 6 AM until 2 PM. What time is it now? It's 5 PM. I don't think I'm allowed to use this place then. It says 6 AM to 2 PM. I don't understand.

So many choices.

This looks nice, chicken and egg sandwich.

We could get some sushi. Is this sushi? It's not really sushi. It's just rice and fish.

Does this remind me of my old job? Not really. It was a long time ago. 5 years ago, I used to work in Lawson. Hey, what's this?

Ham egg muffin. That looks pretty nice. I don't see any egg.

I used to work in Lawson. I want this. Okay, we'll get this. I need to get my money out.

What else should we get?

We could get a drink later.

I think I need to put you in my pocket. It's kind of tricky.

And that is how it's done.

Did you see the guy behind the cash register? I think I aimed the camera right at his face.

Right in the face.

Now we need to find somewhere to eat. Next task. We could get a drink as well.

Oh, we can get a drink later. Let's go this way.

It's getting kind of dark.

He looked like a dentist. Yeah, a little bit. Oh, let's go back to the bridge. We're back here again.

He didn't ask me if I wanted my sandwich to be heated up. I guess we can eat it cold.

We're back here again. Not making much progress, are we?

We're going to have— oh, those kids are still there. What are they doing?

Should we talk to them?

I don't want to get beaten up by a bunch of 10

year-olds. Hey kitties, I've got some candy. Should we go this way?

They're looking at me. They're looking straight at me.

Don't make eye contact and they won't— they won't come for me.

Go home, idiot. Idiots. Stupid kids. That showed them.

I showed them who's boss. I'm in your country, fucking your women, and there's nothing you can do about it.

Na na na na na na.

We'll get to, we'll go to the next. Next bridge, and then we'll sit under the bridge like a troll, like a river troll.

No one understands English here. Come on, this is Japan.

You kidding me?

Japanese suck at speaking English.

You go to any other Asian country like Malaysia, Philippines, Singapore, Hong Kong, they speak amazing English. But for some reason, Japan and Korea, they suck at English.

Korean people are just as bad at English, to be honest.

Where's that bridge?

Would I ever go to a non-Asian country? I've been before. I went to France, I went to Norway, I went to Spain. They all kind of sucked. Women weren't cute.

I went to Norway and it was so boring. The food was horrible. The city was like a ghost town. The only nice thing about Norway was the landscape, I guess. The fjords.

There's the bridge.

Oh man, oh man.

I like your adventures, but Japan seems pretty plain. Depends where you go. I'm just walking around the quiet neighborhood residential area, so yeah, it's pretty plain.

London's scary. Me and George, we went to Camden Market and it was a about 7 PM and all these weirdos started approaching us. This black guy just came up to me and started shaking my hand. I was like, what the hell is going on here? People kept approaching us saying, hey, how are you? And then George just

walked off without saying a word and I was abandoned there.

Ah, I've been walking for an hour non-stop.

I need a tripod. Look how sweaty I am.

Oh, I need to get my food out.

I can't open it. How do you open this thing?

Look at that.

Okay, so today we're eating a ham katsu egg muffin. I don't know what that is.

Ah,

ah,

so good,

so good.

I need a drink. We made a mistake not getting a drink.

That's good.

I don't see any eggs. In it. It's supposed to have egg.

There's no egg in it. Look, where's the egg?

I'm so lonely.

Do I eat konbini food every day? Yeah, pretty much.

How many times am I going to go back to Japan like this? As long as I can. When my dad retires, I won't be able to do it anymore because

he won't be making enough money to maintain the house, so I'll have to chip in, pay some. I don't I don't know what's gonna happen when my dad retires. He hasn't talked to me about it. I don't know if he's gonna sell the house, if he's gonna live in the house, if he's gonna ask me to pay

for rent. He'll get pension, but it's not gonna be enough to support all of us, so I'm going to have to help chip in. Then I won't be able to go to Japan anymore because I won't be able to save up as much money.

So I need to build up this YouTube channel and my translating stuff so I can make more money when I come out here,

so I can support myself.

Hey, George. Long time no see.

I need a drink really badly.

I need a drink.

Could someone get me a drink, please? I'm thirsty. There's someone coming.

Oh, there's no one there. I thought someone was coming.

I need to get a drink first. Okay, let's go.

I say that I'll never go back to Japan. I've said that about 4 times now. Every time I broke up with a girlfriend, I'm like, I'm never going back to Japan again, I hate it, I never want to have a girlfriend again. And then a year later, I end up having another girlfriend and I go back to

Japan. It's like a continuous cycle.

Okay, we're gonna go buy a drink now. Buy a drink.

How do I have such good connection? I have pocket Wi-Fi which has 75 megabits upload speed.

I do blowjobs at the guest house, uh, for money. Sometimes they, they buy me dinner for a blowjob. That's how I can stay in Japan without having much money. That's genius.

How much do I charge? I charge about ¥5,000 for a blowjob and then ¥10,000 to swallow.

Tell me where to get the Wi-Fi. It's called, uh, Wi-Fi rentalstore.jp or something.

My arm's killing me. I need to get a selfie stick or something.

I don't think I'm secretly gay. I've had a few dreams where I've been butt raped a few times. Raped in the butthole.

My left arm's really painful. My left arm doesn't have much stamina compared to my right arm.

What's wrong with my hairstyle? Everyone in Japan has this hairstyle. It's called the Asian mullet. Look it up.

My hair looks amazing. Don't talk shit about my hair. I spent 40 minutes straightening it, making it look nice, and it still goes curly again.

It doesn't look anything like Bruce Lee's hairstyle. Look, I'll show you.

There's a parting. Bruce Lee didn't have a parting. Bruce Lee just had full bangs which, which came above his eyebrows, which looks Stupid. But I have a long fringe and then I part it to the side.

Let me guess, Masca Jinzo, you're from the West where they don't have this kind of hairstyle. If you come to Japan, you'll see it all the time. It's pretty common.

I don't like your American haircuts. They look stupid.

I hate holding this umbrella.

That's better.

I'm walking in the rain, just walking in the rain.

Na na na na na na na.

Can I see without my glasses? I can see things that are a few inches in front of my face,

but further than that I can't see without my glasses.

I don't like idols.

They're stupid.

I can't stand all that J-pop, K-pop stuff.

Oh, my arm's really aching.

What should I do?

Ouais, c'est bien.

No one talks to my girlfriend without my permission. How dare you?

How dare you?

We're meeting very, very soon.

Apparently she just came off her period, so it's okay for me to ejaculate inside of her without using a condom. Pretty excited about that.

Did I say that out loud? I'm sorry.

Natural, uh, conception. Is it natural conception? No, natural

anti-baby making. What's the word? Help me. Natural

something.

Natural contraceptive. That's the word, man. I suck at English.

Oh shit, she was, she was here the whole time. I thought she was at work. Did she hear me say that?

She gets me. She gets my sense of humor. She doesn't mind.

She don't know anything I'm talking about. That's the good thing about having a J-girl. They don't know shit. Is anyone behind me?

And we're back here again. We keep walking around in circles.

I can't find a vending machine anywhere. There were loads earlier.

Let's change cameras.

Okay,

there's a karaoke over there.

Whoa, scared me.

Okay, let's go this way.

Oh, it's a vending machine.

I found one.

Coca-Cola. Is this a restaurant? Oh.

What should we get?

I don't like these drinks. We can get a Fanta or Coke.

Wait, I need to get my money out.

This is very difficult.

Oh, I'm dropping it. I'm losing control.

What would Elliot Rodger drink if he was here?

This is on you, idiot.

Okay, we have inserted ¥200.

We shall now buy some Fanta.

Now I need to get my change as well.

Okay, let's go.

Where

are we going?

How am I supposed to drink and hold the umbrella at the same time?

I really want to go into a restaurant, but I don't have the confidence.

Should I go into the restaurant?

I feel like I should go into the restaurant just to prove that I can do it. I just feel so anxious. What kind of restaurant is it?

Restaurants really trigger my anxiety. There's so many people in there. Maybe I can sit in the corner.

I feel really anxious going to restaurants by myself. I feel really stupid.

How do I order? Oh, it's one of those restaurants where you have to talk.

I'm just standing out here filming them. That guy was looking at me. Okay, we're not going in there. We're not going. No, we messed it up now. The guy behind the counter was looking right at me.

I was just standing there outside the window filming them.

Where was that other place?

My hand's getting really cold from holding the drink.

No, I can't go back in. They saw me do something weird. No, we're gonna go to the next restaurant, I promise.

We have to overcome social anxiety.

Somewhere over the mountain, there's underwear.

No, no, We've only got 20% battery. We need to change batteries soon anyway.

What type of car would I buy if I could buy a car? I think I'd buy one of those big 4x4 Land Rover things

to compensate for my

My wimpiness.

I used to really like Subaru Imprezas for some reason. I like the way it sounded. I thought they were pretty cool.

No, I'd buy a Tesla, an electric car.

Electric cars to the future, guys.

No more petrol, no more fossil fuel burning. Electric is the way to go.

Elon Musk is our god sent from heaven. He shall save us.

Oh look, there's no restaurants. How convenient.

And we're back at Lawson again.

I would take it up the butthole if Elon Musk asked me to.

Corolla. Where's Corolla from? Is it American?

Wait, I want to stand under here, sort my stuff out.

Put my drink in my bag, sort my hair out. It's a bit of a mess.

And give my hand a break. Oh, look at my finger! My finger's stuck.

It's like stuck straight.

Oh.

Ouch. I'm gonna have troubles tonight

with, um, the old masturbating.

Oh, it's so hot.

Let's go.

Well, look at this machinery. What's that?

Transformers, robots in disguise. The Autobots did something to I know the Decepticons, Transformers, blah blah blah blah blah. That person just heard me singing. That wasn't awkward. Oh, now she's stopping right in front of me.

I don't think— oh, there's a club over there. Is that a strip club?

Na na na na na na na na. The Decepticons. Na na na na na na na na.

Do do do do do do do do do do do do do.

Look at these people riding their bicycles with one hand and holding an umbrella at the same time. That's skill. That requires skill.

My favorite Decepticon is Starscream. How did you know? I love him. And I like that big robot which has the tiny robots that jump out of him, the cassette player. I like his voice. What's his name?

Decepticons are way cooler than Autobots. Autobots are a bunch of pansies.

The time is 6 PM.

Oh look, ramen. Tonkotsu. Tonkotsu ramen.

Soundwave, that's the one. Soundwave's voice is amazing.

I can't go into restaurants. I have this fear of going into restaurants by myself.

No, I can't go into a ramen restaurant. It's too embarrassing. Do you think I should turn back? The ramen restaurant. I don't really feel like eating ramen though.

Okay, the next restaurant we find.

Social anxiety is a bitch. We can't eat nice stuff. We have to stay to— we have to stick to convenience stores if we want to get something to eat. Can't go into restaurants.

I'm actually back at the guest house now. This is where I live.

Did I watch Tokyo Cooney? Yeah, I used to love his videos.

Where should I go now? I want to go this way.

I don't understand why Tokyo Cooney stops doing YouTube. He built up such a big audience and then he just went back to America and then completely stopped making videos. Why?

What kind of idiot does that?

I need to change my battery soon. I've only got 15%.

How are we supposed to get past this part?

哎，哥哥，快快把花儿给我看一下。

Maybe we can go here.

Tasty pasta, tasty pasta. No, it's Jolly Pasta. I thought it said tasty pasta.

I don't like pasta. Oh, there's Lawson over there.

Pasta specialists. Why would you go to a restaurant just to eat pasta? Pasta is something you make when you can't be asked to make something proper. You just boil some pasta and then pour sauce over it.

Lawson, Lawson. I masturbated in the toilet of Lawson once when I was working there. I was in the toilet on my break and someone left a pornographic magazine there, and I was flipping through the pages and I suddenly got the urge to let one out.

We could go into Lawson again.

We nearly got run over.

I think we have to give up on the restaurant. It's not gonna happen.

I need to change batteries.

There's no restaurants here anyway.

Where are the restaurants?

It's karaoke here.

Oh, I don't know. I think I should just go home.

It's an ambulance.

I don't think there's any— anything down this way. Let's turn back. We're going back. Okay.

Oh no, we're not gonna make it quick.

Let's go into here and buy something from the supermarket.

Where should I put my umbrella? Okay.

My

hair's all sweaty.

Wait, I need to fix my hair. Where's the mirror?

I'm so sweaty right now.

I'm about to get to the guest house.

I ran out of battery. My battery died.

Well, there's still 10 people here. 10 loyal people. My battery died just at the most exciting part.

This music's so annoying. It just repeats over and over again.

I think

this is squid. Looks kind of gross.

Everything's on sale.

Look, 30% discount.

This looks pretty good. There's rice, sausage, spring roll noodles, fried stuff, a piece of plastic salad,

and there's sushi.

Should I go to the restaurant?

I don't know. I'm feeling, I'm feeling daring right now.

Oh, I don't know. Everything's on sale here.

I could do with some ramen.

There's ramen, and

this looks pretty good—

meat and potato.

200 yen, so cheap. Let's get this.

い ら っ しゃ い ませ。 い ら っ しゃ い ませ。 ただ い ま 最 高 で 有 名 開 催 中。 ト リ ケ ラ ト プ ス の 数 量 限 定 特別 価 格 早 い 人 の 勝 ち。 世界 唯 一 の ポ ス ター が 目 印 です。 ラ ン ク 3 を

お 買 い 得 お 見 逃 し なく。 ただ い ま 最 高 で 有 名 開 催 中。 ラ ン ク い ら っ しゃ い ください。 What else should we get? We could get some fried stuff.

We can get a sausage. I don't know,

I need to put this down somewhere.

Someone might take my noodles.

No, I don't want this.

This music drives me crazy. How do they work here? Imagine working here for 8 hours a day and you have to listen to this music repeating over and over again.

Should we get some whiskey?

What's 208 plus 180? How much?

Do I have enough? I've got ¥500.

We can get some highball. Highball is pretty good.

Okay, let's get this.

This is really difficult.

Hopefully my umbrella is still there.

一つ。

She was super cute, wasn't she? You couldn't see her face because of the mask, but I could tell she's really cute.

Let's go, let's go upstairs.

Oh shit, she just saw me. Hey, I know that man.

I talked to this man last time. I asked him where the sun cream was.

Why do they wear masks? I don't know. Maybe it's so people can't see their faces

because they don't want to be filmed. Maybe my hair looks really gross. It's all sweaty.

My hair

looks weird. I

look so sweaty.

Is there anywhere to eat here?

My nose always looks really oily because it's round.

Mm, very soft. Ah, it's nice and quiet here.

It's so soft and firm.

I bought this— no, I didn't buy this one. I bought, I bought something like that for my bed.

Where's the porn?

Maybe I should eat my food here in the corner.

That'd be funny.

Oh yeah, so soft.

Maybe I should get one of these

for my upcoming Retribution Day. Something nice and sharp.

This would be pretty good, you know, not too big, not too

more. Can easily puncture internal organs.

Hmm, my weapon of choice. Oh shit, there's a person. So you don't even need guns. I don't need guns. I could kill at least 10 people with that knife before I get caught.

Hey, there's seating!

See, we don't have to go to a restaurant. Do you think I'm allowed to sit here?

Do you think I can sit here without ordering anything?

I don't think so.

I think if I sat there, they'll say that I need to order something, otherwise I can't sit there.

Oh, we can sit here outside the toilets.

Yeah, free seating. Yeah boy. Oh, oh, that's good. Oh, that's

good.

Now we can try our Fanta.

We're sitting outside the women's toilets, by the way.

Yeah, I'm in the hospital. I have, I have chlamydia again. Chlamydia. I'm getting a checkup.

I'm so masculine. Chlamydia, chlamydia.

There's people

over there.

There was a woman standing right next to me, so I couldn't speak. She's gone now. This tastes horrible.

This is disgusting. It's, it's rice with vegetables.

That man who looks straight into the camera.

Oh, this is horrible stuff.

Oh, I can't eat this. It's too disgusting.

This is triggering my anxiety so much.

I've

nearly finished.

Oh, it's disgusting.

We have to get out of here. We just littered. We littered inside of the shopping mall.

エ ス カ レ ー ター を ご 利 用 の 方 は、 ベ ル ト に つ か む 黄 色 い 線 と 一 番 上 に お 乗 り ください。 な お、 ベ ル ト が か から ない 方 は、 チ ェ ーン で 締 めて いきます。 お 子 様 連 れ の 方 は、 手

を つ ぼ み、 ベ ル ト の 引 き ように お 願 いい た します。 長 靴 や 薄 靴 は エ ス カ レ ー ター の 隙 間 に 挟 ま れ や す い ので ご 注意 ください。 Oh, there's tables here.

The resting corner.

I need to finish my drink. Hold on.

Oh look, there's ice cream.

I'm not really hungry anymore.

There's coffee as well

and drinks. Let's walk around this part.

A white man with an Asian girl. Better not show our hoppers, they'll get triggered again.

I don't know, I put it into one of the bins. They all look the same.

Hey, look at this bunny. Is this Playboy?

Sorry about the burping.

いらっしゃいませ。

She's cute.

I'd give her 8 out of 10. This one, maybe 6.5. There's lots here.

I like this one.

Oh man, I'm feeling kind of horny now. After I finish eating, my next need that needs to be fulfilled is My sexual needs.

Uh-oh, the girlfriend's watching. Better behave.

Hey, this is nice.

Basic land. Basic land.

Mmm, that's nice.

Maybe I should buy one of these mannequin things. Mannequin? Mannequin? Oh, a mirror!

Look at my sexy trousers, my sweatpants. For some reason the crotch is really low. My crotch is actually around here, but the trousers go down to here.

Who wants to see my fashion? My fashion style. So I'm wearing, um, grayish blue sweatpants with this gray, blue, and white shirt. A nice dark blue hoodie sweater with brown patches on it.

Oh look, boobies.

Very firm.

うん。

What do you think? Should I buy it?

I look weird. I look like a weird person.

There's no one here. It's completely dead.

I'm feeling sexy today.

It must be so boring to work here. There's no customers.

Oh look, it's the only customer in the store.

Look at

these butt cheeks.

It's a nice wallet.

Must resist temptation to molest the mannequin.

I

wonder

if my umbrella's still there.

Where is it?

It's gone.

Oh, someone hanged it up for me.

Someone hung my umbrella up for me. Look at that,

that's nice.

Whoa, it's really raining now.

It's raining so much,

I can't believe it. It's been raining all day.

Oh, I don't know what to do now. I guess we go back home

and,

um,

I don't know. I don't have any plans For today, do you have any plans, young lady? I'm talking to you. I'm talking to you.

This is the back of life.

The rear end of

life.

The circle of life. Na na na na na na.

Na na na na na na.

Na na na na na.

You. I'm so lonely. Won't you walk with me?

Hold my hand.

We can be

I don't want to go back home. It's so depressing. It's so depressing sitting in a living room full of people who ignore your existence, who just don't even acknowledge that you exist.

I just sit in the living room for hours and no one even talks to me apart from the Canadian guy. Bunch of stuck-up Japanese twats. Oh, I hate them.

All by myself, I just wanna be all by myself. Myself so I can move fast.

It's the bus that goes to nowhere.

I'm getting very wet. Should we just go home?

Um, I'm gonna go home, I think.

I'll show you my room.

I'll show you where I jerk off.

This is taking ages. When's it gonna turn green?

Come on.

Finally,

to wait all bloody days to cross the freaking road. Jesus Christ, Jesus Christ.

So this is where I stay. It's pretty depressing.

See if there's any people here.

Okay, stay quiet, guys. We need to stay low-key.

Low-key. Low-key. Fuck it, I'm a rebel.

I'm home, honey. I'm home.

I can't hear anything. No one's talking.

Fuck. Stupid slipper.

There's someone there.

Is someone sleeping?

Let's not go in there.

We can go to the roof.

It's not actually my

umbrella.

Someone there?

Women only.

There's someone up there. Let's go back down.

Oh shit, this is a dead end. It's a dead end.

No panties.

Fuck.

This is the women's floor. Women only.

Okay, we're going to my room.

This is my room. So I've been doing my laundry. And I just leave it on the floor. There's my panties.

Hold on, it's not that small, it's pretty big.

It's not tiny. If you think this is tiny, you should see the room in Tokyo. It's even smaller.

So this is my depressing life that I lead in Japan.

I want to re-straighten my hair.

So hot.

Look, I've used 1.5 gigabytes during this stream, and I only have a 30 gigabyte data limit per month. So I've done about 2 hours streaming and it's used 1.5 gigabytes. That's pretty insane. I need to charge this.

I'm

so tired. You can't stream in a lower quality. On the YouTube app. It does it automatically.

So this is my life in Japan. What do you guys think? Is it exciting?

Is it exciting or not?

Stream when I'm masturbating? You'll have to join my Chatterbait channel if you want to see that.

Just give me a few minutes and then we'll go downstairs to the living room.

We need to look more Asian, that's why I'm using a hair straightener.

You see, I don't like this bit, it keeps sticking up.

Stay down. But it won't stay down.

I hate wavy hair. I want straight hair so badly.

I'll take you downstairs to the living room in a minute. Just give me a second to freshen up. I need to look my best for the ladies in the living room.

I don't mind streaming in the living room if no one actually talks to me. If someone starts talking to me on the stream, it'll be kind of embarrassing for me.

What do you think? Does it look better?

Do I look fabulous?

I'm going for the L, the L hairstyle from Death Note.

Yeah, I'll show you the tall creepy guy who looks like he's gonna mass murder everyone. That'll be interesting. He's always just— he's always just pacing up and down mumbling to himself like he's preparing himself to murder everyone.

Oh yeah, you reminded me. I forgot to shave today.

Okay, that's enough.

I need some whiskey first.

I got this whiskey.

That's good stuff.

That's good stuff.

It's

smooth.

This is

fun.

We've got 60% battery. Um, what should we do?

Beautiful. Oh, I need my medication. Hold on.

It's only cod liver oil. Calm down, guys, I'm not on drugs.

Yeah, magnesium cod liver oil. Yeah,

we're gonna get high on magnesium.

Okay, is my hair looking okay? My face is kind of oily, isn't it?

Should I put these on?

Dropped my money.

We've got a whiskey.

The view from my room— not much, it's just the building.

Dropping money everywhere.

Uh, I don't know if I should take my food downstairs. I don't really feel very hungry.

I'm so nervous to go downstairs.

What should we do?

Okay, what should we do when we go downstairs?

I was gonna eat that, but I don't really feel very hungry.

I know, we'll— we can make some

coffee. Should I make some coffee? It's too hot for coffee. Or should I just drink my whiskey?

Coffee or whiskey?

This

is 7% alcohol.

Um.

Okay, we'll make coffee.

Okay, let's go.

Holy shit, my room's a mess.

Is my hair looking nice?

Fluff it up on the top and then on the sides.

Wait, we need the Wi-Fi as well.

Um, I might switch Wi-Fi because I don't want to use my data.

Hold on, uh, we might lose connection because I want to connect to the Wi-Fi in the living room, so Um, okay, we're gonna go downstairs and then I'll switch the Wi-Fi over to the guest house Wi-Fi. Wish me luck.

Oh shit, someone's coming! Someone's coming!

I'm gonna lose connection when I get to the staircase.

There's someone there. I can hear someone.

Okay, I'll take the pocket Wi-Fi and then I'll, I'll switch over when we're inside the living room.

Fuck, I haven't done this before. I wasn't planning on doing a livestream in the living room.

The French guy might be there.

Okay, the problem is they might start having a conversation with me, and then my whole conversation will be streamed.

Wait, how do I look?

Do I look okay?

Okay, we're going.

Hopefully, the Japanese girl who talks to me won't be there.

Doesn't look like there's many people.

Oh shit, yeah, Italian guys here.

Fuck. The Italian guy and the Japanese girl who talks to me is there in the kitchen.

I'm gonna hide in the corner. Wait, I need to— I can't get this table closer.

I can't make coffee. They're in the kitchen.

If I go into the kitchen, they'll start talking to me.

There's also a blonde-haired girl that I've never seen before.

The kitchen's too crowded. I can't go in there. If there's 2 people, then maybe I can go. But there's 4.

Look, can you see that blonde-haired girl?

This Japanese girl scares me.

Because she talks to me. If I go into the kitchen, she'll definitely 100% talk to me.

Look, I'm shaking. My finger's stuck again. My little finger's stuck.

Claw. It's the claw.

Oh, I want to make my coffee.

When the Japanese girl comes out, I'll go in. Oh no, they're making pasta again. They're gonna ask me if I want to have Pasta with them again, and then I'm gonna get diarrhea again like last time.

The people on the table seem all depressed.

And that blonde-haired girl, she's definitely going to understand what I'm talking about because she's, she's European, isn't she?

What if she's from America?

I wonder where that blonde-haired girl's from. I haven't seen her before. They're all in the kitchen. Look. Oh, shit.

I'm just being casual. I'm not awkward.

I'm gonna wait until they start eating and then I'll go into the kitchen and make my coffee. I've only got 50% battery, so I have about an hour left to stream.

That's the Peru guy. Oh, my stomach's in pain. Oh, it hurts. Why? Why am I in pain?

Don't make direct eye contact.

Blonde hair girl's going.

The blonde hair girl's gone.

Okay, they're coming out. Let's go.

I need water.

We're safe,

we're safe.

We made it.

The

blonde-haired girl speaks good Japanese.

There's strange things floating in my coffee.

I think there was some— there was something in that pot.

いい そ ば に まず い。 まず い よ。 だ って、 じゃあ ク レ ン ジ ング め っちゃ 安 い じゃ ん。 多 分。 多 分 いい も のは 使 って ない。

It's so quiet here.

American

girl. She's American. 100% American.

You like toxic? Yeah, this is like real, real steam.

What do you think, Eddie? Eddie, what do you think?

Yeah, they're gonna use only practical.

I could use English sometimes.

Hey, do you mind if I join you guys?

Why you

go, Asian mad couple?

White

girls like Asian men, confirmed.

最 低 の。 最 低。 私 は 味 は すごい。 ミ ルク ア ニ コ ーヒ ー が 楽 しい。 ミ ルク ア ニ コ ーヒ ー。 お か み にな って て。

なんか ミ ルク ク リ ーム みたい な の だ けど、 や っぱ り ね。 ああ 無 理 だ。 Look at that body language. She's crossing her legs.

That means she wants it tonight. Ah, 예? 네? 아, 오가신요?

え え、 いる っ す ね。

で セ ット して き て んだ よ。 セ ット して き て れ ば こう やって 噛 み じ って んだ よ。 ダ サ い。 マ ジ で。 マ ジ で ダ サ い と思 う。 そんな こと ない よ。 多 分 イ メ ージ し よう と して ん の。

That's good coffee.

I don't know what to do. I'm trapped. I can't move from here.

I'm trapped.

I'm being cockblocked by the Asian guy.

ま あ そう も だ っていう のは 大 事 ですね。

でも バイ オ は 日本 の 方 が 安 い。 え 今 で イ タ リ ア と して 結 構 する と さ、 なんか 家 族 の なんか 教 育 人 生 費 も 誘 わ ない。

何？ 俺 の お 母 さん の お ば あ さん、 お ば あ さん の い と こと か。 お ば あ さん の い と こ？ 誰？ 会 った こと ある？ 家 族 は め っちゃ。 何 これ？ すごい んだ けど。

な ん か ダ ン ス して る イ メ ージ は 外 で こんな 感じ？ そうそう 外 で 多 分 取 ら ない 人 も いる。 紹 介 で 話 しか け ら れて、 こう いう の も 出 演 ですか？ そう いう 感じ はい。 どう か 修 行 会 場 だ った ので、 もう 歌 って ください 本当

に 本当 に 聞 き に 来 よう。 まあ 声。 歌 を 渡 して。 洋風かな。

はい。

I don't get it. It's not— there's no connection between them physically.

Of course.

I'm way more attractive than Japanese guys. な ん か お 子 さん は 仕 事 を やって く れる から、 で 田 舎 に 住 んで いる 人 た ちは あ いつ 結 婚 して 子 供 産 んで その 子 を パ ート する。

Who's that? There's a new person.

But it's not good. Sorry.

うるさい、お前ら。

うるさいな。

嗯，嗯。

That's the Korean girl. The Korean girl I was talking about.

She's so ugly.

So you can see I sent an email from the just— but she has said I did— yeah, I'm still in her email account. So many people know who you are. Yeah, this is the same account. Is that why you can see? No, no, I like— I made her account and it worked well, and so I just got

it back for the night. I

And she only uses this for sending mails to me. Oh, she does, but like she doesn't have internet in America.

Yeah, but come on, you're not that old. She's too busy. She's unmarried?

Easy. He doesn't need to use Wi-Fi. Why? Hungry. So you're not sending me money? Even Tokyo without— he only has Wi-Fi. No, no, no, no, this is— I, I know it's strange, but there are reasons.

After assembly, you As can go to the bathroom. I told you, before coming to Rotterdam, it was

3 months ago. In those 3 months, we met like 4 or 5 times.

And then for after 2 years, we just— we just— little bit, but not much. Help me. Help me, please help me.

そう で 出 て く る じゃ ね え か。 奥 まで ぐ ぐ ぐ。 怖 い 怖 い。 怖 かった っ す よね。 まあ ね、 これは ね、 ある ある し ちゃ う。 まだ まだ。

啊！三牛西红柿。

I am you.

そう そうそう だから メ ール です。 月 収 に。 うん。 では。 え？ じゃ 手 紙 した の？ 逆 に？ うん。 女 性 は すごい と思 う。 手 書 き の 全部 こう。 ああ いうこと 書 か ない の か。 一 週 間 に 一 回。 今 は でき ない。 親 が でき ない。

Yeah, what was the same? Yeah.

This

is really awkward.

26

battery remaining.

They're clapping.

What the fuck?

Can I have pussy please?

Can I have pussy please?

The hell is he doing?

誰？ 誰？ 誰？ まあ 目 だけ は なんか お 父 さん みたい な 感じ。 お 父 さん。 じゃあ 最 初 は お 父 さん です。

24% battery remaining.

じ ゃ あ 私 いつ ま でも。 すごい。 私 いつ ま でも。

You see,

this is what I'm talking about. You, you feel completely invisible here. I swear I could get naked right now and no one would notice.

おお。 Maar

mij was mij te veel.

Ja, dat is wel mooi. Ja, maar allemaal helemaal niet. Ja, goed.

No one's looking.

No one's looking.

Come on, someone's gonna talk to me. Me. I've got 20% battery left for someone to talk to me.

Someone talk to me.

Oh shit, they're getting up.

Look, this is what I'm talking about. You have to lay a trap. I'm laying a trap right now. I'm a spider. There's 2 types of spiders. There's a hunting type, and then there's a type of spider that makes a web, and then he just stays in the web all day, and he waits for prey to come into

his web. I'm waiting for my prey to come into my web right now.

Now the blonde girl's gone, I can speak English comfortably.

The blonde girl definitely understands what I'm saying, but I'm pretty sure these guys don't understand what I'm saying.

What are

they doing?

Come into my spider web.

I think the green one's interested.

Nothing? Come on, that was a really loud one. They didn't even turn their heads.

How much pain do I have to suffer until someone turns a fucking head?

19% battery remaining.

If the Canadian guy comes in, I'm fucked because he'll definitely come right over to me. The Canadian guy is the only one who approaches me. No one else gives a fuck.

Canadian guy.

I don't like this guy. I don't like this guy. Don't like this guy.

I don't know who she is.

I don't like them because they don't pay any— they don't pay any attention to me.

I don't exist to them.

Wait, did

someone burp? It wasn't me.

The blonde girl's pretty hot, actually.

Touching myself in public.

I have 17% battery. We're running out of time. Look, this is the stupid Korean girl that I was talking about last time.

Look, she just stands there watching TV. Idiot.

Fucking retard.

She looks like a man.

16%, and they're running out of

time. Shit, I thought that was a Canadian guy. It's a Spanish guy.

That's the Spanish guy who wants to go to a prostitute.

They'll start speaking in Spanish really loudly. It's fucking irritating.

15% battery. Oh, Blondie's back.

Let's go back. Let's go back to my room.

Nothing interesting is gonna happen. I need to wash my cup.

14%. Let's get out of here.

This is nice. Excuse me.

Thank you.

I said thanks, she said nothing. She's following me.

Well, we're back.

I said thanks to her. Did you see her face? She looked so fed up, like, idiot.

Stupid stuck-up Japanese people.

Stupid. Can't even smile. Said thanks.

She was going out of the living room anyway. She was right behind me on the staircase.

I hate Japanese girls like that. They're such They're so bitchy.

Oh

man, that's what my life's like. That's what it's like every evening. I just sit there and I get completely ignored unless the Canadian guy's there. It's so boring.

Stupid tripod, useless piece of junk. Come on, just stand.

I've tried sitting with them before. I had pasta with those— the people doing junkan before. I sat with them. It was so boring. They don't even talk. They don't even say anything.

Man, that's like torture.

It's either sit there being completely ignored or force myself to sit with a bunch of people that are boring as hell.

This place drives me crazy, I swear.

It's like people are scared to talk to me, even if I smile or I say— or if I say hello. People don't usually talk to me.

The only person I tried talking to was the Canadian guy. I talked to him first. That's because all the Japanese people here, they look so so bitchy and stuck-up. I don't feel like I want to talk to them. They have that resting bitch face. Like, did you see the girl that opened the door for me? Did you

see her face? I'm not sure if I showed her. She had such— she had this super stuck-up face. Even when I said thanks, she didn't even smile.

She had this super stuck-up face.

The Jiangcheng crowd people are so irritating. It's the same people. It's the Italian guy, it's the Peru guy who is wearing the white shirt, and that Japanese girl, the short one. But they're so juvenile. They just sit there laughing about bullshit all the time.

The Canadian guy is not here tonight.

I saw him yesterday. I was kind of hoping he was going to be there.

She didn't open the door for me. She was going out anyway. I just let her go first. Because I'm a gentleman.

I feel kind of frustrated every time I go into the living room.

I still have to eat my dinner. I've got translating to do.

I really can't be arsed though.

She opened the door because she was going out anyway. How many times do I have to say it?

I'll go back down in a few hours. I just need to recharge. I need to do some translating.

I'll show you what I'm translating then.

I can't show you for very long.

It's called GoYoku SokuShin Corporation.

Is the blonde girl.

Jackson! Jackson! Tina Turner! Tina Turn—

I feel like shit right now, to be honest. Every time I go to the living room, I feel really depressed. Real concern. And they're like, oh, it's totally not because— because people was kind of making the assumption, and honestly, from that email, I don't blame them, that PUBG is trying to take ownership of the genre here. Saying

that nobody else could make a Battleground game. Like, no one else could make a battle royale game. It's like, one, you were not the first to fucking do it. Exactly. That's the thing that kills me, is that they're like, how dare people copy our idea? And it's like, what the fuck are you talking about? Oh, it was

involved in H1Z1. Yeah, okay, one of the devs was, sure. But also before that, we had the Minecraft Hunger Games mods, we had Warcraft 3 mods that all did that kind of shit. And then before call that the Battle Royale movie and book and The Hunger Games and everything else even. So yeah, people obviously made some, and

I think because even if it feels shit, there's, there's a small chance that someone like the Canadian guy would show up and make it worth— make it worth the struggle. We use the Unreal Engine to develop PUBG, and we pay a large amount of royalties based on the size of our success. Epic Games, uh, the larger Battle

Royale is, by the way, in the standard agreement, I believe, would be about 5%, which they agreed to, and that's entirely their fault for agreeing to it. They could have easily built their own engine if they so wished to do so, but they wanted to rush the damn game out, so of course they bought an engine and

then bought all their fucking assets from the store. Anyway, so they say— they make arguments that Epic Games, because they're making a game with similar elements and they own the engine, is a concern. They're claiming that they could— God, there's this quote, where is it? It's such a silly quote— that they could implement stuff in the engine

that would help Fortnite and wouldn't benefit them, and would also help other battle royale games. Now we're starting to have the concerns that they're going to develop new features or improve something in the engine to support battle royale gameplay and then use it for their own game mode. Yep. Like, like, make it so that the engine is

better, but then go into the system and be like, but don't upgrade theirs. Which is not how that works. Everybody except for their open source, you can clearly see that whether they've done that. That's not— we could be afraid when they make new features in the engine by modifying it, it's not available in public, the feature could

be leaked or other things could happen. What are you even talking about? The guy just blithers on. I don't know what the Fuck kind of cocaine this guy's been just eating. He's been sprinkling on his pasty level of like ridiculous— just because we're popular. Like, that's not how the world works. That's never how the world works. That's,

that's the thing that is very confusing to me is the fact that they're on top. Like, they are decidedly on top. They have a huge quest. So nervous about with Fortnite. Like, Fortnite I don't get why they care. If I was— if I had those numbers and I was raking it up, I'd be throwing it in people's

face. I'd be buying a yacht. I'd be buying my second yacht. Shitty battle royale game. I'd be buying a bigger yacht to put my smaller yacht in at that point. I would do that. They should do what Blizzard does, which is, oh, your game has a thing? It's in our game now. Every time a new MMORPG came

out, they just add whatever that had. Good. And they were like, that's how genres get better. Yeah, and that's how you do it. You don't sit there and shit on someone else who's like not gonna have the same reach and not gonna have the same amount of players and not gonna be anywhere near you. You're on top.

What are you doing? It's insane. Yeah, because the ridiculous thing is that I didn't even know there was gonna be a Fortnite battle royale mode until they did this shit. Shit. They gave Fortnite a ton of free publicity and they got to console first. Simon, go. I say it's the whole Barbra Streisand thing, right? That's exactly what

it is. Yeah, and I thought we'd all learned— don't just shut up. I thought we'd all learned this a long time ago. No, we have not. I don't get it. I really don't get it. If I was in a position of that much power and I had managed to smash the market to that degree, I would just

let them do whatever whatever the hell they wanted. I'd just look at my cash and be like, man, I could swim in this shit. So I don't understand. I mean, and also to backtrack, just shut up. I don't understand why they have to keep throwing it. Just, okay, realize, oh wait, we shouldn't have said that. Just go

quiet and continue to make all your cash. I don't get it. It's utterly lost on me when developers do things like this. It just flies right over my head. Yeah, because I'm, I'm the same way. I didn't even realize that Fortnite was doing a battle Ray ammo mode until this happened. I was like, oh, I guess Fortnite

has a battle royale. I wouldn't have touched it, but I'm gonna play it today because I'm now interested enough in this thing because of all this controversy. They did— Bluehole did the biggest possible favor to Epic Games they could. And some people have tried to defend them. I'm just like, no, you look, you went into— your relationship

with Epic Games is the same as anyone else that just bought their standard license. Like, there's no expectation of anything more than getting the engine that they paid for and the updates that that engine gets, which they're gonna get just like everybody else. And here's the thing, is you went in fully realizing that Epic is also a

game dev, and everybody else that works with them also goes in knowing that fact. So if you don't want to give a bunch of money to Epic, you don't want to use their engine, don't use their fucking engine then. Use somebody else's or build your own, and then that's not a problem. But let's call it what it

is. The reason they're using Unreal 4 is because they, they wanted to be quick to market, because if they didn't, someone else would have got there first. And they want to be able to buy the majority of their assets. Most of the assets used in that game, including things like gun models and most of the map assets

like the burnt-out houses, are all bought bespoke assets. Assets from the Epic, you know, the Unreal Store. That map, there's nothing original on there. There's not at all. They haven't made a thing. They just slapped a bunch of shit together. Like, in many ways, PUBG is an asset flip. They're just using shit that other people made for

them. And truthfully, maybe that's why as devs they seem so defensive, because they Outside, they lucked the fuck out with this. Oh, they did. And they're making money hand over fist, and they, I think, at their core are like, what if people catch on? Yeah, what if somebody else gets in on the racket? You know, there's no

reason for them to react the way they are unless they themselves are very like, oh boy, I hope we don't get screwed on this. Like, oh geez, people find out we're really just scamming. Who knows? Who knows? Because as far as I'm concerned, like, as soon as a, as soon as a bigger dev comes along with more

experience and does a more polished version of this game, I think that people are gonna leave. It's the player base for these kind of things is nomadic. We've seen it with survival games, and now we're seeing it with battle royale. You know, they, they moved from The Culling to H1Z1 to PUBG. PUBG, from what I've seen of

it so far, doesn't have enough to keep people in there. They're trying to— this is why they're pushing this crate economy, this gambling economy. This keeps people in because they want to start throwing real money. It's very insidious, and they know that that'll keep people playing the game. It seems like for the most part, what every person

who really loves these battle royale games wants is variety, and they're constantly looking for the next battle royale game because maybe it'll have better variety. Yeah, also it's down to they want a very specific experience. You know, when I mentioned earlier I like PUBG as an idea, but I think it's too slow and there's too much downtime,

I would play a game that had less of that. It turns out that's actually what Fortnite is, but I do like the modern military realistic guns aspect of PUBG, so maybe there's a middle ground there. So maybe someone will come along and do that, or want a different setting or something like that. And that's why genres are

cool, because you get that level of choice. Maybe you like World War II shooters, maybe you like sci-fi shooters, maybe you like all sorts of different things, and there will be something on the market for you. But right now, because this is a burgeoning new genre, there isn't a lot of choice. And I hope that does happen

too, because then developers have to be creative. You've got to start thinking, well, how Why do we keep the— if we just have one game that exists within a genre by itself, it's shit. I mean, you said yourself, it's already— there it has dull moments. It's not UKTV, it's YouTube. But I will. It's Total Biscuit. We haven't

slipped anywhere near enough wrestling references past this guy, so let's really pile it on. Here we go. But I mean, it is like, you know, the whole WCW versus WWE thing in the late '90s, you know. I mean, you can go back Now and argue that maybe it wasn't as good as we all thought it was. However,

at the time, that was awesome, right? Yeah, it felt much more creative and it felt much more exciting. It's the co-option podcast. Between the two, and eventually, what, you know, one of them won you over, and that was great for the consumer. And that's all that ever really matters here. Like, just make sure you come up with

the better product. Look at, you know, do what Epic did. Look at, you know, Bluehole should look at what they did. Okay, they've done this. Like you said, yeah, do the business tactics. Put it in your game too. Continue to iterate, continue to evolve it. Yeah, we always need competition when creativity is key. Otherwise, what is the

point? Might as well shut it down now. Yeah, and this is why I think it's very important for consumers to realize, don't defend Bluehole on this. Like, competition is good for you. Like, a lack of competition is not. People get really defensive about things they own and start to form tribes around it. It's like, no, I This

is the best. Okay, cool. You know, you can have a nice discussion about that, but don't, don't feel like you have any ownership. These guys don't give a fuck about you. You bought their product and that's fine. They just want you to keep playing and maybe buy some crates. You don't own this. Just competition is good. Monopolies

will always be anti-consumer. Of course they will. The people will always like try to have their thing that they'll protect with their life, and it's like Man, you gotta, gotta look at the other options. Like, that's the only way that as consumers we're going to demand the best. And even tribalism, you know, that's what it's about. It's

like, it's my thing though, it's my team, my— it's all about teams. Our team has got to win. Now fuck that. But look, it is the thing, like, even if you love PUBG and you want to do PUBG and you're going to be using these things, the fact that there are other games that are trying this This

means.

I have to go.

I need to have a rest, and then, um, I'll go back into the living room in a few hours' time to, to have something to eat, and maybe the Canadian guy will be there.

It's, it's 9 PM. I'll go back down about 11 PM.

See you later, guys. Thanks for watching.