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No. All right. Is that okay? Now, the other thing I'm worried about is the charging. Is it charging faster than it's discharging? It says 0.0 watts. That's not gonna charge it fast enough. Is it 96%? 96%. But the other cables don't work. Like the USBC to USBC. Yeah, I should have tested out the charging thing. I though all I had to do is press, put, put in the USB-C plug and it would charge. I'm pretty sure this is a powerful enough charger to charge it. But it doesn't charge through USB-C to USB-C. No. Oh no.

I have to fix that later, I think. I don't know how to fix that. Uh, yeah, I don't know. It's like not... I don't know if I need a special cable or something. Do I have to remove the battery? It will be fine. Okay, I'll just leave it then. 'Cause I don't have anything else to fix it. I think we just go. All right, well, net, make sure it's connected to the net gear then. Connected to net gear, yeah okay. All right, okay. I think we're ready to go. What chaos? Hopefully backstage put. Oh my God.

Oh God. Oh Jesus. Yeah, let's just go. I've done my best. Deep breaths, calm thyself. Nighthawk debut stream. Put my wallet, yeah. Damn hot today. Let's go. Hmm. Go, go, go. We couldn't do it. Okay, we're out. Oh, shit. Oh no, the minion. It fell over. How does it look? Looks pretty good. My Pandora, it's Catherine and Devin and whilst it's cloudy, it's still a Friday morning for me, so I can't wait for the weekend. I hope everyone enjoys cheers. <sing> working from the garden today, catching a few rays, trying to get through a stack full of emails and also trying to dodge all of those teams meetings. No wants them on a Friday. Uh, Jenny, Carl, Ollie and Benji have got the fun job of kicking friends. Benji. They said they would rather be working outside, but they've got 50 guests coming in and out.

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In beds. Guys, I don't even know if you're there. I'm really struggling to get connection. I have no idea. Oh gosh. Why would it play? It says I have internet. Oh gosh. Can you hear me now? Fantastic. I can't get any connection. It's really windy. It's really windy, but the connection keeps dropping and there was no connection at all at the car park. Can you hear me? It's too windy. Okay. Oh God. So that over there is where we walked up to last time and turned around. Oh, what a nightmare this day's been. Although the stream looks kind of good when it's not lagging, don't you think?

No, I think it'll get better over there. It's just over that side. There's like no connection at all. I think if I head towards that way, it should get better. Something in my shoe as well. Oh God. I don't know what the driveway, if it la- lagged or... Something stuck in the phone. It seems better here. But up there, there's like nothing. The nighthawk's dropping out as well. I think the Nighthawk is. I wanna try switching the stream phone SIM to 8E. Hold on a minute. The Nighthawk is really not doing well. Um, data. Oh, it is on. It is on EE.

Sim one. But it says Labara. What? Let's try to lower the bit rate. Hmm, I don't understand. So what do you guys think of the Nighthawk? Good or bad? It's weird because I put data Sim one, which is EE, but it says Labara. I understand Nighthawk's not really doing very well to be honest. Let me check. It is really nice here though. Just not for streaming. Check the Night Hawk. Let me try turn wifi on and off. Everything's a fucking mess. I can't even get my selfie stick out. Look at this shit. Oh my God. Worst day ever.

I'm gonna get burned again as well. I didn't get burned so bad. Okay, how's it now? Is it any better? I turned off the data so it's only on the Nighthawk. The Nighthawk says it's got five bars of 4G. It really shouldn't be struggling. Is it any better? So the other guy, the IRO server guy, he said if you put bonding on, it would, the weak one will drag down the strong one. So now I turned off dual sim. Just on the Nighthawk now. Let's just stay here for us. I gotta put my sleeves down. I'm gonna get burned. My nose is gonna go all red again. Fuck, I should've got sun cream.

So yeah, we're at the cliffs of lag that we came to a couple days ago. Yeah, it seems better now. Look at my nose. I'm gonna get burned. Yeah, I'm gonna get burned really bad. I should've bought those nose strips for my nose. I'm gonna get burnt so bad. Yeah, I'm in the Windows XB wallpaper. Oh God, I'm gonna get sunburned to hell. Hell, that's so cool. Sunny's here. Where? What'd she say? Is she ready to bend the knee? So I think the prediction... Is it still going? How do I choose the outcome? It says closed. Oh, I gotta choose the outcome. I don't know. It seems pretty good.

It's just I had to get out of the car park area because that was a complete dead spot. Yeah, it definitely seems a lot better. I'll check my Nighthawk. God, I was panicking. I though, oh my God, nothing's working. I didn't get any signal, any SIM. Even the Nighthawk went down. I got five bars of 4G on Vodafone. There was 73% battery left. It seems like it's discharging faster than it's charging. It's a problem I need to fix later. But yeah, look at the views, real nice today. Bit of a sandy beach. I, I didn't wanna go north of the car park because it seemed like there was no signal at all. But I think it's maybe just because the car park's in like a valley in between the cliffs.

So that's pretty right. Yeah, really nice views. So right now I'm just using the Nighthawk no SIM in the phone. Check for tips. Uh, it's fine. I need to pee though. I didn't... I, I don't wanna go back to the car. We're gonna have to walk all the way back to Bud to pee in the other car park and then back again. Which is fine because I wanted to come back anyway. The day we came was horrible. The weather was horrible. So it was way nicer today. But I think the first goal is I need to get to the toilet. But I'm not going back to the other car park because the SIM cards do not work.

Look at those views. Seems fairly strong. Oh God, that, that was stressful. I was walking as fast as I could up the cliff. I thought if I just come back here, I should get a signal again. I in the toilet. I had to pay five pounds for parking. And oh yeah, also you couldn't pay using card, so I had to download an app. Thank God they had wifi there. They had free wifi. Can I climb up here? It's kind of stiff. I had to download a parking app, fill out my details, enter my car details. I could barely see my phone screen because it's so bright.

Goes to the water. I'm scared. I, I don't know how, how'd you even get down there anyway? There are people down there, but there doesn't seem to be a way down there unless you go all the way across the cliff. Um, but I'm sure if it goes to the beach, the cliffs are gonna block the signal. Yes, download the stupid parking app again. Put my car details. And then enter my car license registration number. Maybe I put the, um, bit rate up a bit higher. I'll put a bit rate up. How long was it down? How long was it disconnected for?

Is that how much I actually got? And it's not too bad. Wow. But it's hot, apart from when the wind blows. I'll be back. We are so back. Testing. Testing. We're so back. Testage. Oh. Testage. It's not my new hairstyle. Damn, I would not wanna be in a tent on the top of the cliff with the wind. Okay. I would not wanna be in a tent up here. So everything's gonna blow away. Whoa. Cars on the field. Wow. Is it always windy as well? See, it's kind of rubbish. Um, well, it is a lot better, I think.

This is a lot better, you have to admit, compared to the last time when I was in this exact same area. The last time I didn't come round that top bit, I went back. Now I can actually see stuff. Better but not fixed. Well, if there's no signal, the most powerful... If it doesn't exist at all. The problem is these stupid hills and stuff blocking it. Ah, maybe I do need a wind bump. Look, it's even windier. Like, what's that? Like a random wall here. Why is it a random wall? Is it part of a building or it's just a wall?

Huh. Whoa. Look at this. Look at that. Come on, these graphics are pretty good. Don't bash the Nighthawk. I give these graphics 6.2 out of 10. Wow. Oh, that's the big satellite dish, the other guy was saying last time. I can see it from here. Try Zoom. Look, it's a massive satellite. Massive satellite dish, I can't get into that. <laugh> Oh, these camper car here. There's like a pickup truck with a caravan conversion on top of the back. I could have just driven my car up to the field, couldn't I? Look, they're, they're doing it. There's a car over there.

I could just drive my car up to the field, didn't I? I'm a bit scared. This is like right on the cliff edge. Who's driving the car right on the cliff edge? Insane. Wow. It looks so much nicer today. Just looks weird, like a video game. It's like a video game, but with really good graphics. Well, how'd you go down to the beach? What, climb down the rocks? That's rounding. Oil. Yeah, this is much better. I don't know if it's because of the Nighthawk or if it's because I'm using a Vodafone sim, but I was using La Bara last time.

Yeah, the driving came back. Giving pretty good connection now. 1,800. Jesus Christ. So much water. So much water. Just imagine like a huge giant in the sea scooping it up. We're back with the Nighthawk, dominating the bit raining things coming up. Jesus. Kit Hill is not this windy. I like Kit Hill more because it's not so windy. This place is so windy. Is this better content than sitting in front of a camera talking about my willy? It won't get a million views, will it? Sit in front of a camera talking about chlamydia get you quarter of a million views. They're doing something fun like nature get you nothing.

Oh, come on, the quality's good. We're not doing the gray thing and it's not glitching. I'm not looking forward to going back to the car because it's gonna lag and disconnect. I think we go to Tesco before going home. Try it out in Tesco. Yeah, it's way better today. Connection. I don't know. I feel like what if I return the Nighthawk because this is... It works, but it's kinda sick, isn't it? With the wind and everything. Unless you really care about cliffs. Like if you're gonna do cliff content every day... I got more viewers by Eaton Potnuder yesterday in my house talking about my willy.

I mean, if you're not gonna do cliff walks, then what's the point of the Nighthawk? 'Cause if you're gonna go into a normal place, it's probably gonna have internet where the Nighthawk is kind of overkill. Uh, I don't know. We could try Kit Hill again or some other place. Just wanna see. I'll have to wait until I go home and check back the quality. And then we can start going to some new places instead of Kit Hill and the cliff. No, it's by Nighthawk. Nighthawk. Wow, look. It's so fucking windy. Oh my God. Huh. Hear myself think.

Ah. Wow, there's loads of satellite dishes over there, like an observation. Observationary. My hair's gonna blow away. Yeah. Hairline exposed. Whale, look at that. I just wanna roll down this hill. A fever's not too bad, but... I feel my eyes getting a little bit itchy. Oh my God. God, I wish my car was in the other car park on that one. I didn't even go down into Sandy Mouth Beach. Yeah, I think after today, we're done with beaches. I probably won't go to another beach again. It looks nice, I guess. It's just the wind ruins it. I do like the waves.

The waves are very nice. Did I get any donuts? Yeah, I'm not sure if I'm bad with the beaches. It's too windy. Imagine if it just wasn't windy, it was so nice. Down and rest. Well, there's a bench over there, but I don't really wanna see in the window moving. I need to get to the toilet, and then I can enjoy my can of Coke on the walk back. If I have the can of Coke now, I'll be bursting. So how was the drive? It looks... I think it was okay. Would you say it was better than before Night Hawk?

Light hawk down, light hawk down. We're getting pretty good signal here. How do people get down to the beach? I wouldn't mind walking along the beach. But I'm s - I think the cliff is gonna block the signal. If the signal's coming from some post over there, they should put one on the beach. Name of the beach, I think it's called Sunleaves. Or maybe there's different names. Maybe this is a different beach. The further you go up the beach, they start having different names. Oh God, I'm gonna get battered by the wind again. Okay, this is the zigzag thing. Yeah, this is the place... Oh, I should've just parked there for fuck's sake. Uh, and that's a free car park. I paid five pounds again for the other car park. Yeah, this is the place, the zigzag staircase, where I lagged a lot down there.

More people out today. It's funny. Paid 450 pounds for this to get less viewers than I had when I came when it was a lag fest. Oh, well. What are you gonna do? It's funny, you go from thinking, oh, the eye oceans look rubbish, I need to improve it, to now I've improved it, but I'm getting less viewers. So what was the point? Scary. What all the comments say on my YouTube video where I'm raging. Fucking idiots. Yeah, fuck you, stay on YouTube, won't we? Make 2K a week, make it 2K a week in this ring.

Don't need YouTube anymore. YouTube can suck my balls. Wow, I can actually see the views now. I really wish I'd parked with that park lock. $1,700 on no day, today's day eight. So if I make 200 today, I get $1,900 on eight days of kick. Pretty good. Oh, Jesus Christ. Oh my God. Yeah, put loose chippings of gravel on the street incline up a cliff. Someone should sweep all these stones off. Yeah, the drive here was kind of stressful, to be honest. I'm already stressing out about my Nighthawk. And then I have to go down tight country lane, jump scared around every bend.

Not feeling it today, guys, to be honest. I hope the drive home is enjoyable like it was before. I don't know why I feel stressed out. It's like you buy something expensive, you want it to work, so you're like stressing out if it's gonna work. That's the annoying thing with doing streaming. It's like you're already trying to get on with your life, do your life stuff, but then on top of that, you've got to worry about connection problems. I guess I'll wait here. Wait. It's okay. Yeah, it is way better than before. Can't deny it.

There's room. I don't wanna shove them off the edge by accident. Oh, the wind kind of stops for a moment. I can get on the beach from you. Yeah, we're on the beach. Why do I ignore the man? Ignore the woman but not the man. 'Cause I already said like, I mean, I already said that's okay to the man and they're together. So it counts towards both of them. Oh, so the golden rule is you never talk to a man's woman. You always talk to the man. That's the golden rule. Damn, these pebbles are so smooth.

Yeah, the golden rule is, if you're being talk- talking to a couple, you always address the man and you don't make eye contact with the woman. That's the golden rule. 'Cause if you talk to the woman in front of the man, he's gonna think the fuck man chatting at my woman right in front of me. It's disrespectful. It's all about the respect. Oh my God. Look at these stones. They're so smooth. Can I take one home? Look at that one. Smooth. Bring some stone straight to my car. Stone content. Let's go to the coast. What we got?

I just think I can pee here. Wow, look at the cliff. Maybe I bring some stone to the water so I can throw them. The problem is you can't really get close to the water because the waves are kind of wild. You wouldn't even be able to see it because it'll disappear into the waves. We at the beach. Hey game. The sound of the beach. Wow, it is nice though. It's only... Is it always windy on the beach? Or is it just my bad luck? Like how did this big rock get here? The water. The sound of the beach.

Well, look. It's weird. It's when, when I squat down, the internet gets worse. When I stand up again, it gets good again. Oh yeah, that's pretty nice actually. I think this wind is coming from the Atlantic Ocean. That's why it's so windy. Maybe Kent's beaches are less windy because you only got the channel tunnel. I mean, the English channel. Greasy hair. I washed it this morning, actually. If I talk nearer to the mic, maybe you can hear me better. Yeah, it seems to, um, lag when I squat down. Now I stand up again. It's, uh, good again. I don't know, it's coming in and out.

We at the beach. Beach trip England. Uh, no, I didn't bring a picnic blanket. It's too windy to really enjoy it. Sky looks nice. Internet not great yet. I don't know if the EE sim will be any good. What if I turn on data again? Let me try it. See if the EE is any good. Um, any better? Let's go to the water. Uh, ground's moving. Wow, look. Oh, look, it moves. It's funny, when sand gets wet, it goes all mushy, but when it's dry, it's kind of solid and stable. Wow. All this water is sitting there, moving up and down.

My hand going so brown. The sound of the beach. It's so amazing. Stream very stable, really. I don't know if I'm on EE or not. It's like the SIM card is actually doing better than Nighthawk. The SIM card is destroying Nighthawk right now. I think the SIM card is EE, but for some reason on the app it says Labara. 'Cause I got SIM one and SIM two. Data is on SIM one, which is EE. Nighthawk getting destroyed by the SIM card. Damn. Don't even need Nighthawk. Oh my God. The SIM card is getting 1,500 kilobits. Nighthawk's getting like 200. I don't even need Nighthawk. Oh, that's so stupid. It'd be so stupid if the way I fix the stream is not because of Nighthawk, but because of EE.

That would be ridiculous. So if I put the EE SIM card into Nighthawk, it should be even more powerful. But I don't have my SIM ejector. This SIM card is EE. If I put the E, I can't get it out now because I didn't bring my SIM card ejector. But it seems pretty strong without being in the Nighthawk anyway. Dammit. I wanna put the EE in the Nighthawk. Send the Nighthawk back 400 pounds. Oh yeah. It's tiring trying to figure out how to do this. I think really at the end of the day, the most important thing is the SIM card. Which network provider provides the best network?

Yeah, Nighthawk's getting erect. I can't unlock my phone. It's like stuck on the wallpaper again. It did this yesterday for some reason. It gets stuck on the shutdown restart phone. And then you have to use Siri to turn... There's something wrong with my iPhone. Very weird. Maybe it's like an iOS 26 glitch. Holy shit. The wave. I'm gonna swim to America. I'm coming, coming for crypt. Uh, my forehead's all oily and greasy looking. You get all oily and greasy when you come to them to see, for some reason. No, my hands are all ringfully and old with the sun damage.

Oh, getting old, guys. I wish I was 10 years younger for this. See my hands, they're like getting all wrinkled and brown. Feels sad. Not much longer in this world. There's a hair. No, my iPhone's back on. Check. Mm. Okay, with Nighthawk, it's picking back up a bit. Yeah, my hand's getting all old and brown from the sun damage, especially from the driving, your arm gets burnt. Wow, look at this place. Yeah, you definitely get sunburned from the driving, because your arm's next to the window for hours, especially doing Amazon Flex. Well, look, we're right up to the scene out. The La Bar, I mean, the EE is destroying Nighthawk. Nighthawk's barely getting anything.

Damn. Co-pilot wasn't joking when he said EE is good for coastlines. Let me check my Nighthawk. If I put the EE in the Nighthawk, it would be even better. Is kind of struggling here. It's only got two bars. The EE must be pretty strong. Hey, okay. I don't really think it's the Nighthawk's bowl. It's more the SIM card. It's when I squat down. The internet gets bad when I squat down. When I stand up, it comes back on again. It's weird. Yeah, I'm barely getting Vodafone here. I'm gonna go to the sea. Do you think it's worse because the Nighthawk's in my back? Well, I don't know where to put it. I don't wanna put it outside my back.

Yeah, I'm so tall when I stand up, the signal comes back on. Look. The sand's so smooth looking. I feel a bit cold. I wish I bought my... Damn it. I wish I bought my black jumper. I left it in the car. How close can I get to this scene? It's coming in quite strong. I'm sinking in the sand. Look. I'm sinking into it. Wow. That looks pretty cool. Look. Little bit cold. I need to walk more to warm up, I think. We can probably walk all the way to noon. Now you can see the sea.

I'm on the coastline of the UK's biggest coast. To the north of me, the Atlantic Ocean stretches 10,000 kilometers per mile. All you people saying, "Show us your hairline. Show us your hairline. Here's my fucking hairline. Happy now. That hairline hairline enough for you. Pull your hairline. Here's my fucking hairline." Oh, shit. Oh, shit. <laugh> Oh, you're too slow. Too slow, bitch. Aha, too slow. Fuck you. Too slow. Can't catch me. I'm fussed, fucked boy. Watch this. Fust fuck. Not even scared. Not even scared. Weak. Weak. Weak. Weak empathetic wave. You call that a wave? That's rubbish.

You call that a wave. Oh. <laugh> Rubbish. Can't even keep up with me. <laugh> So many damn people. Gonna get trapped, eh? These little puddles. So many dogs. Dogs must be in heaven. There's a lot of people up there. I don't want to go to the people. I wonder if I walk north instead of south. There's people everywhere. People ruining it for me. Seems like there's less, I don't know, people everywhere. Ruining my fun. See, I think this beach is way nicer than any beach I've been in Thailand. In Thailand, it's so hot, so sticky. Like all the sea salt gets sucked to your face.

And then these people keep coming up to you trying to sell you coconuts or parachute, paraglide rides. You keep getting pestered into Thailand on the beaches. They don't leave you alone. They come up to you and they, they try and speak Chinese thinking we're Chinese. They'll come up to faster and be like. It's funny, Thai people think faster's Chinese when you Thai. Like we got off at the airport in and then the people there spoke faster in English. The Thais don't see you faster as a Thai first. Oh fuck. That one stuck on me. Uh, it's funny, everyone's taking their dog out for a walk on the beach. I'm taking you guys out. You guys are my dog.

And the Nighthawk is barely getting any signal. The EE is really holding. The Nighthawk is not even being used right now. This is all the E. I've got excellent signal on E-E. It's the other way around. Well, you're walking me. <laugh> Maybe. What's this? Barnacles. Are these dead? They must be dead if they're not underwater. Oh, what are these? It's like a wasp nest. Underwater waspa nest. Yeah, I don't know about the nigh - I mean, I'm not even using the Nighthawk right now. It's the E-E Sim saving the stream. A bit disappointing. Well, I though they need to be on the water to breathe. 'Cause they're, they got guilt, don't they? If they need... I don't get it. If they have to be on the water to breathe, then how are they breathing now?

Yeah, I'm kind of disappointed with the Nighthawk. Although technically it's not the Nighthawk's fault, it's the Vodafone Sim card's fault. The EE Sim card's doing amazingly right now. I'm getting amazing signal from EE. I can't believe it. Oh, well. Just be glad it's working, I guess. Four o'clock. I paid for four hours of parking. Got plenty of time. Hiding on my beach. I kind of feel like I'm back in Thailand in a way. It's nice. Getting paid $16 an hour to walk on the beach. My life's the best. My job, beach walker. Hater seething. Dangerous beach walking. Report him.

I'm making $250 a day. I can't believe it. Doing the exact same thing I was doing anyway before. It's not like I learned anything. Huh. Dream quality's good? Yeah, the SIM card's really good. It's not even a Nighthawk doing it. It's funny. I spent 450 pounds on the Nighthawk and I spent 10 pounds on the EE SIM card. Which one produced the results? The EE SIM card? Uh-oh, going gray here. I seem to be picking up Vodafone again. Oh, the cliff edge looks really weird, like, perfect straight lines. Uh, sea foam. What is that? Hey.

Uh, I'm getting kind of tired from the wind, to be honest. Oh, God. Oh, God. Uh, I'm getting wind fatigue. Yeah, I still need to pee as well. I'm gonna sneeze. <laugh> Ah. I had a big breakfast, so I'm not hungry. Ha-ha, too slow. Ah. Make our way to the toilet and then walk back this way to get back to the car. It's already 2PM. Killing time quick today. I wanna go to Tesco. I wanna buy kitchen roll. Um, orange juice. What else? I forgot what my shopping list was. Wireless speaker. They might have wireless speakers.

What else? Uh, uh, maybe sausages. Delight my hair. <laugh> Oh, yeah, rosemary. Nice one. People would think I'm in Thailand. <laugh> Too slow. Oh, there you got me. There he got me. My hair's bigger than my head. Yeah, it's because I got volume. It's called volume. I think luscious. Volume. <laugh> Jimmy, Jimmy Neutron. I'm not Jimmy Neutron, and I'm not an incel. I'm having sex in a couple months. Me and Crip's gonna have all the sex on camera as well. Who's the incel now? I just need her to do some 10-hour hikes with me and lose some weight. She'll be hotter.

I had sex 97 times this year with Sunday. Wow. 16 hours. I mean, $16 per hour walking on the feet. I kinda wanna go up to the cliff wall, the cliff face. Yeah, I got paid yesterday night, half past 12 midnight. I got 700 pounds for the first five days. Next payout, I'm probably gonna get like 1,500 pounds because it includes, um, include yesterday, day before, plus this week. Should be getting like 1,200 maybe. Life's good now, guys. We rich. My arm hurts holding the selfie camera. Selfie stick. Like switch arms. All that dumbbell lifting still, not enough muscle.

I still go to Thailand. Yeah, probably. <laugh> Uh, it won't be very fun in England in the winter. No, no, no. Wow, we walk so far. Probably 5,000 steps. Yeah, I've been training the dumbbells to carry my shelf stick. But the shoulder burn is real. I wish I could take my shoes off, actually. It'd be nice. I'm surrounded by people. I don't know, it's kinda cold, don't think. I'd wanna take my shoes off. I'm getting surrounded. Da, da. Oh, I'm getting a bit tired now. The wind is deafening. Oh my God. Never go to the rocks.

Get some shelter. God, the Nighthawk is really not doing anything. It's getting like 85 kilobits, whereas getting like 1,600. Weird. Wow, that's... Oh my God. Climb up lift. Nighthawk is slacking. Wow. So what? You saying the water used to come up to here and it cut this rock? Why is this rock just like perfectly cut down the middle? Yeah, Vodafone kinda sucks here. That's why I was struggling before. I didn't realize EE was so good. I might use the EE on the way home. Turn off the... Don't even use the Nighthawk then. What was the point of getting it?

If I go down there and the tide comes in, I'm gonna get trapped. Um, sure it's fine. Oh, fuck. Oh no, my serious. Yeah, the Nighthawk didn't fix anything actually. Sometimes the best solutions are the... Oh. Well, it feels weird in here. Like a weird tambour of secrets. There's no life like craps or anything. Oh, crap. The signal's kinda dropping in here. Signal can't penetrate the rock. Oh, is that a crab? Oh, no, it's weed. Seaweed. I can't get through this bit. Okay. It's lagging down there. Oh, shit. How do I get out of there?

It was lagging inside the rock area. Fuck, how do I get out? Very deep. Oh, this way. Fuck. She's just standing there. I though she was trying to help me. It was lagging when I went... My faces were salty. I slicked my face. I can taste it. I though she was gonna reach her hand. There's rock formations. Mm. Looks like a, uh, mm, sedimentary rock. I should've grabbed her hand and pulled her in. Into the water. Yeah, it's the woman from Kit Hill. She'll be like, "That's for not helping me on Kit Hill." And then she pushes me back in. Kit Hill remembers.

I'm getting tired now and need to pee. That girl over there looks kinda young. Beach risk. And I get... She looks kinda autistic. She's, like, balancing on the rocks. She looks kinda chunky as well. Not onto my standards. Wow, look at these rocks over here. Fish and chips would be, like, one hour of kick streaming. I'm not blowing one hour of hard work. Well, look at the formations formed millions of years ago. Oh, the sound of the sea and the wind is deafening. I feel battered. Face not bad, to be honest. Maybe it's. I give the face, like, a 6.7 out of 10, but build is a bit - uh-huh. Bigger than me. Robust.

Well, look at these rocks. It's like it's been cracked open. I'm not trying to follow her. <laugh> This is leading me into a cave. Mm, my cave serial. Yeah, I should write it down on a piece of paper and then hand it to her. Face, 6.6 out of 10. Shoulders, four out of 10. Bangaball? Yes. Depending on the weather. Mm. It's really weird how these rocks are in a straight line like that. Very weird. Okay. Wallamo. We're at the beach. Very windy. Getting the salt in my hair. This is not the Nighthawk, by the way. If you think the stream is pretty good, it's not because of the Nighthawk, it's because of the EE SIM card. The Nighthawk's barely doing anything.

I think it loses connection near the rocks. Uh, no, no, no way. No, no, no. No, the Nighthawk is on. It's just not really doing much. Oh. Oh, okay. So, we're nearly at the, the other beach. Yeah. Yeah, that's where the Coast Guard were last time. So I'm gonna go toilet, probably walk back. Go toilet first. I go fill a coke. I didn't bring any crisps. Oh, fuck. I di' bring any crisp and chocolate. That really helped me last time. Dude. You get just as many viewers staying at home doing nothing. Yeah. <laugh> True. I got 170 viewers yesterday eating hot noodle. But it's nice to have some variety in the day. I can't spend the whole day sitting on the beach. I'd go crazy.

I feel like I was going crazy doing this 16 hour stream at home. I think coming out and splitting up the day definitely speeds it up. I wanna make a whole. That is so windy. Uh, uh, uh, oh my God. Oh my God. Oh. Oh. Yeah, we're back here. God. I need to be pissed. I can't believe people are in the sea. It's freezing. Is that someone surfing? They're going really quick. Getting in the sea is the last thing I wanna do. I'd be so cold. Whoa, look at the way. Oh, shit. Oh. Too slow.

Do you like my hair? So don't ever say my hairstyle looks bad when you've now seen what it looks like when it's not how it usually is. So does this hairstyle look good? I told you, my usual hairstyle is what suits me. This does not suit me. Ooh. Well, look at the waves. Is it called the Elliot wave? God damn, it's fucking windy. Let the wind shut up for one second. Oh, God. Yeah. Maybe go to the toilet now. Too many people, yeah. I don't like how many people again. I might have to go discreet mode.

Problem is they're wearing bikinis, and I look a bit weird, like I'm trying to film them when I'm gone. I wanna pee and then go back to the, the bench. Oh, it's that guy's beach hut. The guy was so happy that I was in his town in November. The bontai guy. Yeah, much nicer today than the other day when it was raining. I think the temperature's about 20. I've only got one shirt on. No layers. Not too bad. I'd be hot when I jump in. Okay, so it goes to where, uh, probably believe. I can't believe we're back here again. It's like deja vu.

Even the IRLs are like brown today. This place is Summerleaf Beach. Immune. Immune. It's getting cloudy again. Better not raining. I might go discreet mode now. Getting scared. Things going. Put it in the strap. They're in the strap. The harness. Oh my God. Wet feet. Damn, today's been so rocky. The beginning was my fault because I didn't know the laptop was not connected to the house wifi. And I was, I just couldn't figure out why it was disconnecting. Stock market opens in 18 minutes. See how it's doing. Uh, tanking a tiny bit, not really though.

The car park people didn't even check if I actually bought the ticket. I was standing there buying the ticket on the app, but it didn't print off anything. I don't know if they actually checked. They look so somber, the National Trust people. I guess you didn't see it. It was like, "Are you a National Trust man? My colleague will help you park. Turn to the left." I had to park on this float next to this other car and I though, "I'm so glad I'm not driving a manual." I like it. Where was the toilet? Oh, where, where? I think I'm in the wrong place.

It's further down. Oh my God. I thought the toilet moves here. I don't really hear an accent. Away from the beach. Do you think they have, uh, cameras for the rec - the registration place? I bought four hours parking five hours. Okay. Oh, it's a cafe. Maybe they got toilet. Are we at a thousand followers yet? Nearly. Oh, nearly at the toilet. Then I got to walk all the way back. Get to the toilet. Oh wow, the wind stops. It's amazing. 17 hour left until 1:00 AM. Another day done. Can you hear me? Yeah. Is that a restaurant? Oh yeah, it is.

Hello, guys. Oh, it smells like. Okay, I'm gonna switch the phone in the bag in a minute for the toilet time. Is that never ending? You know, I haven't been over there before. Yeah, it's all the same, isn't it? I wish my car was here. Or walk back an hour. I wonder if the stream would be fine, um, with the 8E SIM card. Stupid Nighthawk. Spend 450 pounds to improve the stream. I'm not even using it. 'Cause the EE is so much better. Just put the EE in the Nighthawk, really. Get something to eat. Uh, I don't waste my money.

I hard earned one hour on Kick Streaming. I don't really wanna use it on food, and I've got food at home. Also, I don't wanna go into a shop and have to talk to anyone. That's the main reason. Everything else is basically an excuse. I used to get Sunny to order my food for me. She said she was happy. But I bet secretly she was, um, growing resentment. 'Cause you can't eat and order your own food. Hello. When it goes to fish and chips, I say, "Can you order it for me?" She would always do the ordering. I was like this weird mute Chinese kid from China. Can't speak English.

I don't know, I don't like ordering food. If I can, if I'm with a girl and she does it for me and she's happy to do it for me, it makes me so happy. So can't you just do it for me? It's not hard, is it? Put me out a lot. I don't like it. You go into the shop, they all look at you, and then you go walk up to the counter and they're looking at you. And then you'll look at the menu and they're looking at you. And when you're looking at the menu trying to decide what to eat, they're looking at you.

And I go stand there and I'm like, "Uh, can I have a sausage?" Yes. This is really awkward. I only like McDonald's because you don't have to talk to anyone. You just press the screen and then you can order. Like in Japan, you notice I never went anywhere where you couldn't use a machine to order the food. That's why. Bother to go out there. We've got an hour to walk back anyway. Those are the satellite dishes the guy was talking about last night. Couldn't see it last night. Huh. This crypt's banned. No, why? Why are you asking if I banned Crypt?

We're walking back to the car now, which is like an hour walk back. Now do I take the beach route or the cliff route? I really wish I brought some snacks. I figured this time. I was too nervous about the Nighthawk. Where's my selfie sick? Number one, I don't want to waste my hard earned money on a 10 pound sausage. Number two, I don't want to talk and scoot onto the skin. What if the waitress is hot and I like stare and boobs and I'll wank off at her tonight? That's just not true. Double the speed.

Didn't really enjoy... I usually enjoy the drive home because I'm tired from walking. I'm happy to be back in the car. And also all the walking makes you tired, which kind of gets out. The anxiety goes away and then when you're tired. I could go that way. I think I have to go away to get back to the place. I don't know. I mean, the beach was nice. I don't have to go back through the beach again. I mean, um, this is... The town's over there, isn't it? I don't want to go in the town. Cliff way or beachway?

No one cares. Okay. I'll go the beachway. Do half the beach half cliff. I'm going to Tesco's town. I'm not going to be never again, this is the last time. But it wasn't really a fair test. Although, I mean, last time we used La Barra and it was terrible. This time it's Vodafone, but same as La Bara really, and it's not been as bad. But EE is just so much better. So EE has kind of made all the testing pointless. If I just had EE in the first place, wouldn't need Night Walk. With the camera in a bag or like a plastic bag.

You can get like a little wind buff facility on Velcro at one time. Talking about the bear thing. Sunny used to talk about that as well. Imagine rather... Imagine choosing to be mauled to death by a bear than being graped by a man. I don't know what a woman look like, so... I mean, if I had to be... If I had to choose between being butt grapes by a man or being mauled to death by a bear, come on, I'm not choosing the bear. I don't want to die. You're not gonna get, you're gonna die from getting butt raped. Just take the, take the butt graping and then cry about it later. I don't want to die about it.

And Sunny said that too. She said, "Oh, I choose you, dad, you're over the bear." Oh wow, thanks. Damn well hope you choose me. Otherwise, why are you with me? Why would you not choose me? Because she wishes to chose the bear now. Yeah, and they come into a situation where there is a bear and then they look for the nearest strongest man who can protect them. In exchange of the cereal. So much nicer when you don't need to pee. Needing to pee. I, I think needing to pee is worse than needing to poo, unless it's diarrhea.

Stuck in a car when you need some diarrhea is not the worst. I feel safer on the beach. Wide open space. You can't get ambushed suddenly. White food. No. I'd rather go home and eat my own food. I don't even know what food they have anyway. It's just like ice cream and tea. I don't really want ice cream. Five pounds of ice cream. They can get a whole tub of ice cream at Tesco. The same. Oh, these are sun cream as well, don't I? Make it a sand castle and this is lunch. It's wet as much.

The sand is not dry and dusty. It's like wet and sludgy. It's more like mud. There's not really sand cars in the building sand. My ears. Oh, man. Well, we accomplished the goal of today. I don't know if it's a success. I mean, it's doing okay. I hate people shouting. It's really annoying. I think people shouldn't shout unless there's actual danger. It's like people should use a car horn unless there's a danger. Oh God, I'm deaf. I think tomorrow we stay in short. I need to do laundry. Laundry stream tomorrow. Still having a great time.

Sitting mad and being loud and having fun. Ruining my vibe. Doggy wonk. Donkey wonky. Give them a peace of my mind. Excuse me. You're being too loud on the beach. Please keep it down. Maybe get something nicer to escrow like a pine. Oh, the pot market open. Let's see how much money I lost today. Uh, nothing. Not really moving. Yeah, I might get my can of coke out at some point. It'll give me a boost. I just can't be bothered. Yeah, I spent 450 on the night port. I need to make my money back. Yeah, it's on now. We've got a good fifty fifty split.

I mean, the EE sim. Wavy. I bought a can of Coke. That's it. Huh? Oh, I can't even write my name. Is gay. Yeah, the beach. Okay. I'm getting pretty tired now. Huh. Got a one hour walk back to the car. Then it'll be four o'clock. How much time do I have left? What does it say how much time I have left?. Oh, shit. I've only got one hour, 20 minutes left. We better get a move on. I didn't realize I spent so much time here. Oh my God. <laugh> But it's fucking boring. I've only got one hour, 20 minutes here back to the car, huh? Oh my God.

Why else if I get that late? Better get walking. Set the timer, one hour, 15 minutes. Okay, what time? One hour, 15 minutes. Wait, where does it show the time? One hour, 14 minutes. We wanna start moving. Yeah, Kick paid me last night. 700 pounds, $950. That's how much I made in five days. The, um, waves are really coming in far. Like, it's quite far away if you go all the way in there. What? Oh, it's like sinking sand. I better stop messing around with the sea and get move on and get fight or something. What happens if I overstay the car park?

It's getting really wet. I can't get near the edge because it's so wet. Yeah, fuck you too. All the people whining, telling me to get a job and they can stay there. Don't follow my kick. Imagine following a streamer and then telling them to get a job all the time. As a viewer, you should want me to stream because you, you wanna watch me stream or make videos. This makes no sense. You follow someone and you don't want them to make content or do anything apart from get a job. Like why follow them in the first place then?

No sense. If the content's boring, then why are you here? Go away. I hate those people. Oh God. There's not many people now, so it's kinda weird. Where's all the people gone? The sea looks kinda weird, like it's really pulling out. I swear the sea was closer when I walked this way. We've got one hour, 10 minutes. Might get the can of coke. The can of coke increases walking speed by 10 minutes. Oh, it's all warm. Uh-huh. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. <laugh> I'm curious if the stream's gonna work at the car park. There's no signal when I got there.

I might have to set up Google Maps and stuff obviously to get out there quickly. Whilst I like that. Oh God. Missing a day three. I don't really care anymore. I'm getting wrecked. My shorts are down like 150%. I just don't care anymore. I'm not going long at the time highs. It's ridiculous. How much higher can it go, really? I'm just waiting for it to be over and the market tanks. But for now, it's not tanking, is it? No, it's not interested. We've got Barrett Gold tanking 2.3%. Barrett Gold tanking 3%. Tesla not doing anything really.

And Russell 2000. Uh, Russell 2000's up a bit. I bought more Russell 2000 this morning. 600 pounds worth. Anything. Tesla's tanked. Tesla tanked 10%. Barrett Gold down 3%. Shorts down 140%. Russell 2000 up 1%. That's my portfolio. <laugh> So not very good, is it? Yeah. So stupid. Market's ripping, but the one stock I choose, Tesla, not doing anything. I'm getting so tired. Huh. The only trade for today would have been to go long, I guess. It'd go long and short at the same time like before. Beautiful view. Faster would have loved this. I would have loved to have brought Faster here. She would have been like, "Wow, baby. We're depot." I miss Master. Places like this remind me of the road trips we went on in Thailand.

Depot, baby. I like this spot. Huh. She would have loved this. I drive her here. I show her the beach, get some fish and chips. But you know, you got to have sex with four different women. You got to choose one. You can't have both. You want sex with many women or just have a nice loving relationship with one woman. That's what it comes down to. What happens is you end up having a, you leave a trail of broken hearts, sad memories to chase short term pleasures. And then when it's all over, you're just left with the sad memories. I mean, no one's fucking me now, bitch.

Maybe I would be complaining if Sunny was dead or something beyond. Look at this. It was just such a pain in the backside to get faster to the UK because of the visa stuff and the money. You need, she needed, I don't know, 6,000 pounds in her bank account and a letter of invitation from my mom. It would have been my mom's house. And then she has to apply for the visa. It was such a hassle. Couldn't be bothered. I don't know why the UK makes people from Thailand get a visa, but us UK people can go to Thailand without downstairs.

This weird, um, stigma that Thai people are scammers and stay illegal. Ruined it for everyone. Although I think Vasta did actually work illegally in America because she, there's no way she got a work visa for a restaurant. She just went there as a tourist and then she did some part-time work at her uncle's restaurant and then he paid her cash, didn't he? It's not like he got a job. She just did some part-time work with the family at this restaurant. She made thousands of dollars. She got caught with being risky. So she was driving. No seatbelt all the time. She never put her seatbelt on.

I don't know how you drive with a phone in your hand the whole time. Oh yeah, it's, it's annoying I have to rush back. I didn't realize four hours to go somewhere. How much time? I got 58 minutes. Sandy mouth. Let it go. Wow, the weather is weird looking like hazy. Getting good connection now though. I was living there. Quite nice. So we go to Tesco. I'm gonna test out the connection in Tesco. Oh. Oh. Sunny would not be able to do this. She would not be able to keep up. She'd be like all the way down there. I'd be like, "Come on, Sunny, fuck's sake. We're gonna miss the car park.

I need a girl who can keep up with me. You gotta be fit in the bedroom and outside. Taking crips on a 10-hour hike. Screenshot. Oh God. Oh man. Oh God. Oh Jesus. Oh Jesus. Oh wow. Oh. 55 minutes. Wow, it's really nice now. No, it's windy as well. No time for dallying. I wanna go home. I'm bored and my arm hurts. Wow, look, that hills. Yeah, weather's pretty nice now. Goes a bit less windy evening. I don't think the car parks that far away. I better put it to the map. Tesco this way because I think there's no signal to that. I'm gonna go to the one in Lordston.

18 miles away. Should have offline maps anyway. I don't think I need connection. Nice legs. Give them a 6.2 out of 10. Nearly up to my standards. My girlfriend then if they are like... Love that beach. You can land a whole invading army there. Incident's pretty good now. Now I've got the easterim on. I know I keep switching arms. My arm hurts. I've got 49 minutes to get back. Quality's pretty good. I think I fix the problems. We're now a hiking and nature channel. Why I hate hiking. Oh, wow. It's like the teletubbies, teddy tubbies landscape.

Yeah, definitely a lot better compared to when I came. No, not doing anything. So close to the edge. Yeah, it's time and money building stuff in other countries. And they could have focused it all here. Wasting that manpower and money colonizing other countries. And this is the result. Your own countries is a barren, nothing of nothing. Go all the way down there. Look. It's like Lord of the Rings. Not getting any signal now. No. I think when I started running, it tanked the wifi. Oh, wow. Now I'm getting really good Nighthawk connection, but I'm getting bad heating.

It's okay. Good. Thank you. I always find it awful when you give way and they say thank you. I don't know what to say. Uh, you welcome. Thank you too. No problem. I did the Japanese headbound. I don't even know if you did that in Japan, would they say anything? If you gave way to them. I don't remember ever giving way to people on a trail in Japan and then they actually said thank you. They would just do like little knob thing. The problem with Japanese is the word thank you is too fucking long to say. It's like seven syllables. Thank you is nice and convenient.

No one's got time to say you're walking by in a split second. English is so nice because you just said thanks. Thank you should never be seven syllables. Thank you. That's why no one says thank you in Japanese, in Japan. Where am I going to the car park? My parking ticket runs out in about 40 minutes, so we get back quickly. It feels very steep. I was lagging really badly when I came this way at the beginning of the street. Seems like it's fine now. Yeah, I don't understand why it's fine now, but when I first... I guess, I don't know. It's like when you get new stf trying to set it up.

Now it seems pretty good. Oh gosh. Yeah, we got a good night hawk and good eating right now. I don't know why it was such... If... I can't believe if it works at the car park, because I had no signal at the car park. I was switching it off and switching it on, panicking. I was, I was actually thinking, oh my God, so I just get back in the car and leave. But I'm here now and it's beautiful when I see it. But I can't just leave a black screen for the stream. Well, it all worked out well in the end, so it's fine.

This wasn't a very smooth stop. Okay Chris, do you like my stream quality? We got the Nighthawk. I can go. We got the cliffs. Oh, get back to the car park quickly. Nearly back at the car park. I'm feeling confident that it's actually gonna be fine. I don't know. Oh, shit. Actually my signal's dropping. So if it's because I'm in the car park, I'm trying come back on when I get to the road. But it seems like I've got eating. Hello, shit. Hello. Hello. Please don't ram me. There's massive horses. I'm scared it's gonna ram me off the cliff.

They look huge. If you rolled down here, you're so dead. If you tripped and rolled, there's nothing stopping you going off the edge. That's insane that they didn't put any safety here. I'm not going anywhere near that. Whoa, shit. What? I though the gate was open, but that's just the edge of the cliff. I was going towards it. Oh, there's my car. Streaming. Testing. How long is the audio messed up? It's so busy right now. All the ride, oh my God. You missed all the music. You missed all my tunes. Yeah, that audio thing's really annoying. I don't know how to fix it. Now let's test it now.

Why does it say no sim?Stupid fucking thing. I can't turn my SIM network or my iPhone on. Know the button that turns off data or off? It doesn't do anything when I tap it. And for some reason the Nighthawk, I think it's dead. I think the Nighthawk is dead. So I had to use my stream phone as a hotspot. The stupid iPhone, I can't, I can't turn on the data. It says no SIM, but there's a SIM in it. Oh my fucking God. Why is the Nighthawk dead? Useless piece of shit. The stupid iPhone, it won't turn on the SIM card.

I turned it on and off. What is wrong with this fucking iPhone? When I tap the data button, it doesn't do anything and it says no SIM. There is a SIM, you stupid fucking idiot. Now the Nighthawk's dead. Also, it's rush hour, so it's gonna be hard to get home. So much traffic in the car park. How am I gonna get out? Oh my God. Whoa, 5:00 rush hour. I gotta reverse out into the road. Hmm. Why can't everyone go away? Huh. Just don't understand. Why can't I turn my data wrong? Why is the Nighthawk dead?

Oh God. Now I'm stuck in the fucking car park. Why are there so many people shopping at the same fucking time? Why'd this car park right next to me? It's the same car as mine. Oh my God, how am I gonna get out? There's like nonstop traffic behind me. Why is there a bus coming to Tesco? Oh. Maybe if I just wait, the person next to me will leave. But this person's leaving. When they leave, I'll leave too. I hate Longston. Oh look, she's leaving. Look, she just drives out effortlessly without any hesitation. Whilst I'm sitting here rotting.

She's doing, she's drove right out with no fucks given. Okay, my turn. What about me? I wanna go home too. Oh my gosh, someone just parked right next to me now. I can't get out. She'd park right next to me. Mm. Oh. Oh, he's going. Thank God. No, I'm gonna reverse out. Oh my God, I can't fucking get out. Ew. Let me out. Oh my God. He's letting me out. Oh, thank God. Oh, oh my God. Why did you do that? Oh, thank God, I'm out. Woo. Let's get out of here. Oh, my God. I'm out.

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I just heard beep, beep, beep, and it's the fucking radio. The fuck are they doing? Playing stupid sounds on the radio when we're driving. Shut the fuck up. Stupid fucking radio. Why are they playing sound effects like that? Someone was crashing or something. Jesus Christ. Did you hear that? It was like beep, beep, beep, beep. Unbelievable. They're playing horn sounds on a radio advert. Where everyone listening to it is gonna be driving. Where's the music? Oh, it changed the thing again. <sing>. Gie sausages and all veggie classics. Oh God, I'm exhausted. Women bus drivers? Wow.

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You're up today. You're up today. Oh well, thank you so much. I'm so glad.

Get to you. In the most annoying way ever. Doing 30 on the 60 road. Oh, he's turning finger. Come on, go. Oh my God. Fucking slow. Oh my God. I want to go home. Small fridge. God, I hate this fucking fridge. Fricking tire, this fucking fridge. Oh my God. Fucking fridge. Oh. Gonna rage. Why is everything? It's like every fucking thing's going wrong today. Now, my fucking monitor won't fucking turn on. Shitty Oded. It keeps saying image cleaning, not completed. Fucking complete it then, stupid shitty monitor. Fucking punch it in the face. I swear to God, I'm gonna fucking punch this monitor right in the fucking face.

Thank you. Jesus Christ. Come on, just go on. Thank you. Oh my God. I'm gonna fucking nut him in the face. Stupid monitor. Image clean, not complete. Hurry up then. Stupid fridge too small. Oh move on. Stupid Nighthawk. What the hell happened to the Nighthawk? The fuck was there? Where's that stupid Nighthawk? I bet it's dead. Yeah, dead. Fucking useless brick. Nighthawk, my backside. Stupid thing can't even stay on that. Stupid thing can't even stay on. Now, I gotta figure out why I can't, why doesn't it charge faster than it discharges when it's in a powerful power bank?

Someone look out for me, please. There's stupid right next to wires now. Look, battery bank still has 60% battery. So why is the Nighthawk dead? Oh, fucking cables. Oh my God. This, this is a hundred watt charger designed for charging laptops. How are you saying that it's not powerful enough to charge that tiny little thing? The Nighthawk died at Tesco, and then my iPhone had no internet, so I tried switching on data. The data wouldn't switch on because the little button that you press to turn on data wasn't doing anything. My iPhone says no Sim when it does have a Sim in it.

Oh my God, I'm gonna rage. Look, look. I'm tapping it. It says no Sim. There is a Sim. What are you talking about? I was using it earlier. Fucking now my burger's burnt. God, I hate, sometimes I hate technology so much. I've got to fix all these problems now today. Um, and we got to review the first dish. And that song, uh, who the hell? Who the fuck sings that song, Say My Name? I actually hate her so much. Who, who the hell makes a song where you just say the same three words over and over and over again?

And the worst bit is, she's a fucking multimillionaire by doing that and she makes shit music. I could make a better song than that. She literally just says, "Say my name," how many times? And they put that on the radio, but they don't put my chemical romance on the radio. Who is in charge of this stuff? They need to be fired. There's so many good songs like Monster, Michael Romance, anything. Queen, oh, Queen, what about Queen? No, you'll play Say My Name, say my nme, say my name, say my name, say my name in five minutes.

I never felt so angry at a song before. I never... D- does anyone like that song? Anyone? Does anyone actually like that song? You must have the shittest music taste in the world if you eat. How can you like that song? And then she goes, "Yay, yay, yah," over and over for five minutes while saying, "Say my name." It's the shittiest fucking song I've ever heard. Who the hell likes that song? Oh my God. That has to be the shittiest song I've ever heard. Say my name, say my name. Fucking hell. Oh my God. I never felt so angry.

Oh. And why is this camera all lighting? Jesus Christ. Oh. I just need to sit down. I need water. Hm. Oh my God. I'm so stressed. My face is all sticky and salty. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Everything kept going wrong. Oh, oh. Oh yeah. Oh, no. Oh. I can't believe that is what they put on the radio. I can't believe it. There's so much good music and they put that. And you people think I've got bad taste in music. I think it sounds like Beyonce. If you tell me that's Beyonce...

Is it Beyonce? I hate Beyonce. I knew it's Beyonce. Beyonce is such a shit songwriter. Her songs are shit. Why, why can't she write a song where she doesn't say the same fucking thing over and over and over and over and over and over and over? I don't know. Whoever's writing the songs, all her songs suck. I can't stand Beyonce. Oh God. I hate her so much. Worst, I think, worst musician ever. When you, when you're hot and you're thirsty and you need to piss and it's rush hour and all you want to do is get home and then you listen to Say My Name, Say My Name over and over again. Oh my God, the rage.

The rage. Um, imagine you got screaming kids in the background too. Oh my God. Oh. Yeah, Mariah Carey, Beyonce, Rihanna, I hate them. Oh, powerful women where they go... On the radio all the time. It's all they do with the powerful vocal power, so powerful. I hate it when they do that in music, when they go like that. It's so annoying. It doesn't sound good. Stop doing it. This is why I listen to EDM, because they don't do that in EDM. It's like soul, soul music. Shut up. Soul my backside. Oh, uh, I'm so angry.

My head, my brain feels like it's gonna explode. The heat was... Oh God, I don't know. I don't know how to sit IRL with this weather getting so hot. It was like an oven in the car and I had the air con on, but it wasn't doing much. Oh, fuck hungry. What's fake? Uh. Oh God. How can the nudes be fake? What? Like I photoshopped my willy to be longer. <laugh> How can I do that? How... Well, like the stretch, the stretch tool to make my willy longer. <laugh> How do you do that? I don't even know how to do that.

There's videos. I don't see how you can do that for a video. Yeah, like, I stand at the edge of the camera and I put my willie in the corner of the wide angle so it makes it look really long. <laugh> You people are fucking stupid sometimes. You people said dumbest shit ever. Settle the bets. I've got to review the footage first to see if it's good. I'm just having a break. What time is it? It's half past five. We were out for seven hours. Did I have a good outing? Hmm. It wasn't the best. Stressful beginning, but things got going and then it worked and then I felt good.

See, this is why I try and get home before 3:00. I hate getting stuck in the rush hour. Everyone goes to Tesco at the same time, like a bunch of fucking idiots. Why all go to Tesco at the same time? I bought pork loin, sausages. I think it's my fault. I shouldn't have gone to Tesco that time. But what can I do? If I went to Tesco before going to the beach, all the food would have gone off in the back. Yeah, but, but they get off work and they go straight to Tesco every day.

Why can't they get their wives to go and get the food during the day? At least the guy let me out. I was gonna be, I was gonna be trapped there. I can't see. When I'm trying to reverse out the parking bit, I can't see if there's cars coming down the left lane, because the car right next to me is blocking. So I have to slowly inch out and hope no one's whizzing down. Ah. That's why I usually put my EDM on, but sometimes I can't be bothered and I put the radio on. But I hate nearly all the songs.

A song needs to follow a pattern. There should be three parts of a song, the verse, the lead up to the chorus, and then the chorus. And then after the chorus, you repeat the verse and the lead up and the chorus. And then afterwards you may be a fourth part that kind of breaks it up a bit more. And then chorus one more time. Beyonce's songs are like... The whole song is a chorus. It's like chorus, chorus, chorus, chorus, chorus. I need variety through the five, three minute or four minute song. Like summertime sadness, great song, because it goes...

That's the verse, first bit. And then he goes... No, then it goes... I don't know, there's a second bit. And then it goes summertime sad. There's just three bits in the song. And then it goes back to the verse. So it never gets boring. It's a good song because it, it's not repetitive and there's three parts to it. Beyonce needs to take notes. So hungry. People who don't know how to write songs should stop writing songs. No, we should stop making them famous. Why is Beyonce so famous? All her songs are shit. Where's Crip going?

No, I'm still hungry. How? Clip this to Glue Man. Tell him if he ever says or makes fun of the amount I eat. Um, 132 calories times two. Rusta's Burger, 450 calories. Kit Kat 100 cal - that's a thousand calories. I think I've got sunburn. My face is all red. I think I got sunburn bad. Shit. Oh, my nose. Oh, no. My nose. <laugh> It's all your fault. Oh no, I didn't get sun cream. I knew I forgot something. I need more water. Oh dear, what a day. Not easy being IRL Schumer. I feel like I need all of tomorrow at home.

I do not wanna go out tomorrow. Oh, my eyes are itchy too. I was gonna buy sun cream, I forgot. Hmm. You know, when you're driving and they give way to you, I hate doing the hand thing because I get distracted. I'm trying to focus on what's ahead and do the hand thing at the same time. But if I don't do the hand thing, they get mad at me. Oh, dude. Uh, a pounding headache. I wish I had a bath. Sad to give the news. What news? There's 92 comments on my video on YouTube. Who the hell is giving him $1,700?

These people are so stupid. Sounds like he's lying about his earnings. Get a job. Who cares? Oh, this is my viewer's obsession with getting a job. I just don't get it. Even if I won the lottery, they'd be like, "Get a job." Crypt, where are you going? I don't even know where you're going or if, what, that you're even going anywhere. What trip? My feet stink. Oh my God, I can smell it. Two week camp trip. Well, you're not gonna be here for two weeks. It's pretty long. Well, goodbye then. Oh, yeah. Oh, you're not gonna be in the stream at all for two weeks? Well, they don't have internet at the camp. Should get Starlink. Yeah, I got paid last night $950.

I don't know about this Nighthawk thing. I'm too tired to problem solve. Where's AI? Hey, Daniel? <laugh> They have Starlink. Wow. Why would it only work now and then? Isn't it supposed to work all the time? Maybe there's too many clouds. I really can't do IRL every day. I'm so exhausted and stress. You gotta deal with the weather, the traffic, all whilst managing stupid gear that has a mind of its own. My brain hurts. Okay, have a nice time at the camp crypt. Okay, now what? Oh, God. Oh, God. Might need a coffee. I think, I think a coffee could reset my brain.

Okay, let's make a coffee. I'll review the footage, settle the bets, bend the knee. Oh, I need to wash my face. It's so sticky. I got some letters. See what these letters are. Better be good. Oh, my pin code for my credit card. My new credit card. What's this one? The water company. Wow. Oh, what? I owe 180 pounds for water. Oh my God. Goodbye, kick money. February to May, I used 220 liters of water. That's more than the average one person household. How did I use so much? It says one person average is 160. Two people, 270. I use 220.

No, I pay 180 pounds. Oh my God. Why is that every month? February to May. My brain hurts too much to do this myself. Oh, it's AI. Hey, Daniel. My water bill costs 181 pounds from period of 7th of February to 31st of May. How much is that per month if you average it out? Let's break it down. That's just under four months. So you'd be looking at around 49 pounds. Wow, water's not cheap. 49 pounds a month. Yep, that's right. 49 pounds a month on average for your water bill during that period. Isn't that kind of expensive for one person?

Mm-hmm. Isn't that expensive for one person? Hello? Oh my God, you're fucking useless. Oh, shit. Technology. Technology is so shit. Hey there, Daniel. Do you remember our last conversation? What is going on? Why doesn't it work? Just picking up where we left off, what do you wanna dive into today? Oh, well, I can't bother anymore. Why is it... Everything's so shit today. I know, but everything's, like, failing. 50 pounds a month. I thought it'd be, like, 30 pounds a month. Um, okay, please pay within 14 days. I'll do it later then. Drink coffee. They weren't joking when they said everything costs money. It really does. When I was a kid, I never thought, you know, when I drank water, that it would cost money. When I had a shower, I never though, oh, it's gonna cost money.

Yeah, if I don't pay, they'll cut the water off, won't they? Oh, God. 50 pounds water. I don't even use that much water. I wasn't even showering every day for a month or two. When I was working for every, I didn't shower every day because it was too cold and I wanted to just get to work straight away without showering. Is it metered or estimated? I think it's estimated because I don't know where the meter is. They said send a water meter or we'll estimate it. I don't know where the meter is, so I couldn't be bothered.

It says you used 25,000 liters of water. You used the equivalent of 2.9 bathtubs a day. What? There's no... This has to be wrong. I used three bathtubs of water a day. No, I did not. That has to be wrong. Now I got a... Now I gotta contact them. It says estimated reading. It should not be this expensive. Imagine thinking I use three bathtubs of water a day. I have, like, maybe eight cups of water, two teas, I mean, two coffees and a tea. And then I have a shower for about five minutes. Oh, now I gotta find out where the stupid water meter is.

Everything's coming hard at me all at once. Hm. Stock market's ripping still. Tanks, gold's tanking. It's gonna say tank's golding. Damn, I'm getting destroyed. I'm down 200 pounds. Shorting the market. Is it ever gonna stop going up? This is insane. It's ripping like it's a meme stock. It's... From the part where I said, oh, it's gonna go down, it's actually gone up 6% on NASDAQ. 5% on S&P. What a stupid market. All my stock's not doing anything. Russell 2000's barely moving. 2%. Russell 2000's up 2%. Barrett Gold's tanking and Tesla. Tesla's tanking. Oh, I can't believe this. Again, I was right, but I'm not in the right things.

I told you it was gonna go all time new highs. I chose Tesla to ride the highs. I chose Tesla and Russell to ride the highs when I should have just gone NASDAQ, I guess. NASDAQ triple leveraged. Oh, too late now. Again, like I told you, gold was gonna go up and I picked Gar- Garrick Bold. <laugh> Garrick Bold. But I chose, I chose Barry Gold to ride the gold rush and then I got it wrong again. It's like I get the bias right but then I choose the wrong instrument to ride it. Garrick Bold, clean your kitchen in one bang.

Oh God, today, what a nightmare. Here, silly bang. Why does it look like clip bang? <laugh> My head is pounding. How many hours left? What ti - what time is it? I think it's six. Six, seven hours left, so it could do 14. We already done an hour that ended accidentally. So I think today we're gonna do 15 hours. Not bad. We're halfway through. That was the half, that was the first half. The IRL segment. The first half is the IRL segment. The next half is sitting on my chair talking. We just got through the first... This is like act - this is like having a job, isn't it? This feels more tiring than having a job.

Oh, look at this footage. Damn, it looks good on the beach. Look at the beach footage. When Sunday. It looks like I'm just doing a vlog. Damn, my hair looks crazy. <laugh> My hair. It looks like grease lightning hair. It was trash in the car. Well, I have bonding, but Nighthawk died in the car, I think. And the sound was messed up the whole time until I got to Tesco. Well, was the Nighthawk good on the way there? That's the only way. It's still lagging. It seemed fine on the way there, didn't it? Taking you guys out. You guys are my dog.

Can barely hear anything I'm saying. Uh, nothing. Hmm. I turned it on and off. It looked really good in the car park in Tesco. What is wrong with this fucking iPhone? I don't know when the Nighthawk died. I think it looked good before I got to Tesco. Oh no, that was at Tesco. So that would have been on the EE. It looks pretty good in Lonston, but Lonston's like a little town, so maybe the problem is just these country roads are not gonna have very good internet. It looks fine until I think I left Lonston.

Holy shit. Oh, this bit was streaming. It was live when I got to the car park. I think it F'd when I got to the car park. Wow. Yeah. F'ed for quite a long time. Hmm. It's got five bars before. Is it part of the building? So the only part where I really used the Nighthawk was when I was on the cliff before I got to the beach. So yeah, where the cliffs are like that we came to a couple days ago. It's way better than the last stream, isn't it? This was with the Nighthawk. Yeah, this was all Nighthawk. It was fine.

Testing. Testing. I'll have to wait until I get home and check that quality. And then we can start going to some new places. Too slow. Fuck you. Too slow. Wow, it looks really good on the beach. Beach risk. Okay, what do we do about this water? Oh my god. I have so off stream, I guess. I gotta log into my account and then what? I gotta find where the water meter is as well. Maybe I'll message the landlord. I think the stream was good apart from the car park dead spot. What do you mean I can't read it?

'Cause I remember they sent me an email telling me to read it and send them the reading, but I couldn't be bothered. I said, uh, just do the estimated reading, whatever. I don't know if I could be bothered. I might just pay that. I mean, it's 50 pounds a month. Now I've got kick money. Is it really worth it just to save, what, 20 pounds a month? Looks really nice. But that's not because of the Nighthawk, it's because of the EE. There's barely any of the stream where I actually use the Nighthawk. <laugh> The only part is when I got out of the car and was on the cliff tops. So this bit. It's weird because I put data to one, which is EE, but it says.

But it still looks better than what we did last time with the grayness. Hmm. I'm wondering if I put the AE into the Nighthawk. Back to the beach. Never again. 16 hours. I mean, $60 per hour walking on the feet. I'm not scared of phoning them. I just can't be bothered. I kinda wanna go up to the cliff wall. I hate phoning companies. You gotta sit there, you gotta press the numbers, directs you to the right person, you gotta sit there listening to the music. Oh. <laugh> My hair <laugh> looks so funny. The whole thing is just wind.

I wanna see the Tesco bit. Did it lag in Tesco? I look so fed up because I couldn't connect my iPhone to data. So it seems like, mm, wouldn't it be nice if they just combined all the Sims? Why does it all have to be different companies? Why can't they all just merge? Hey, look at me at Tesco. It looks really good in the Tesco. I don't know if that's because of the Nighthawk. I think I lost the Nighthawk in the Tesco. I already got cut the back of my hair. Maybe tomorrow we do an indoor stream. Laundry and haircut.

Why are you talking about Cripped having my baby when I was in Tesco? What the hell was going on? I couldn't te - check the stream because my iPhone had no data. Look, it still thinks. It thinks there's no Sim in the phone when there is. I look so skinny next to all these British blokes, don't I? These English people have massive chunky arms. I look so skinny. Why English people get such massive arms and legs? They were elephant limbs. They're not even fat. They've just got massive chunky limbs. They all look like, like stocky built. I look like a stick.

Quality was good when I was driving to Tesco. But again, I don't know if that was the AE or just Nighthawk. Uh, I don't know. Yeah, the order is bad because I don't know. It was doing that in Japan, I remember, when it lags and then it comes back, but the audio stays laggy. IRL Pro problem. Hmm. Where's Tesco? <laugh> My nostrils. You see right up my nostrils. It's so busy right now. I really should not park there. I should have gone in. I always park there because I think it's easier, but then you get, because all the traffic goes that way.

I think even the side of my face is all brown now. Goodbye. <laugh> Look at my face. <laugh> It looked pretty good in Tesco. I could just switch to the Tesco wifi actually. It looked good in Tesco. Crispy cream. Mm, a bit pixelated. Shopping with Daniel. Mm, kinda laggy though. But I don't even know if the Nighthawk was working in Tesco. I don't think the Nighthawk was on anymore in Tesco. That's annoying. No, the Nighthawk wasn't working in Tesco because the iPhone wouldn't connect to it anymore. So this was all EE. Oh, Yo Sushi. Yo sushi's not good.

Daniel looks on itch. I'm just trying not to crash my... When I stand still, it looks really good. Yeah, look how good it looks when I stand still. He gets really quiet in public. <laugh> Yeah, I'm not gonna mute. Well, I'm alone. Who am I gonna talk to? I'm not gonna talk to the stream. I look like a weirdo. Screenshots on your Discord of what? Damn, look at that woman's arms. Everyone's got chunky arms. It looks quite good in Tesco, but that's just the AE sim. Again, didn't get test the stupid Nighthawk because it died.

The skin looks terrible in this lighting. <laugh> Yeah. Yeah, it does that sometimes on the camera. It darkens the blemishes for some reason and lightens the skin. <laugh> My hair. I bought pork loin, sausage, rosemary. The Starlink backpack looks so stupid. I'm not getting that. My hairline. Market's tanking, really. Now's my time to shine. Wow. I made 10 pounds. Not much of a tank though. It's funny, my forehead looks really pale because it's usually hidden with hair compared to the rest of my face. Nighthawk's a mobile portable modem. This iPhone is really irritating me. I didn't have to check out of the car park, did I? Imagine it still thinks I'm there.

Overstaying. Is there no history? It's just MOT stuff for some reason. Book your MOT. Parking history, five pounds. Okay. I need to pee. Here comes the peas. I just drank four glasses of water and a cup of coffee. I'm gonna. My nose is so red. Look at my nose. Oh my God. I look weird. Oh, I look so bad. Is that Rudolph? Yeah, it's gonna appeal, isn't it? God, I don't know what to think anymore. The best part of the stream was just EE in the phone without the Nighthawk. So what, what's the point of the Nighthawk then?

I don't know, maybe I'd send it back. It's just a matter of changing the SIM card. God, the quality's so good on EE. It looks like I'm just shooting a video. <laugh> It looks like one of those nerdy Japanese guys, hair. There was a red mini trading behind me, almost the whole whole way Tesco is really annoying me. I hate minis. Why do they get so fucking close behind me? And then when we were stopped, I could see him in the mirror. He was like tapping his steering wheel, looking really impatient. Why are mini drivers all like that? We're really impatient. They get really close up to you behind.

I couldn't go faster because the person in front of me was going slow. I kept looking in my mirror and the stupid mini was right on my backside. Why do they do that? It's always minis or Audi drivers doing that. One day they're gonna rear end someone doing that. I don't, I would never wanna get so close to the car in front of me. Anything could happen. Like a bird could jump out and the car in front of you breaks hard. I have to say, I think I hate mini drivers the most. They seem very impatient. Why do they get a mini?

It's not exactly a macho car, is it? It's like a woman's car. But then you get short tempered road rage drivers driving it. Hospital. Huh, and then the police were in front of me. The police were stopped in the middle of the road with the sirens flashing, maybe directing traffic for that big lorry. I get so nervous when I see the police now. I can't believe I forgot the sun cream. I might buy some online then. Hmm. So for the prediction, choose outcome. Did it fix the lag? Yeah, it did. It did fix the lag.

It did. What are you talking about? The car drive in the beginning was good. Kind of. I think, don't you think the car drive there was probably the best, better than usual? I'm gonna say yes, it did fix the lag. So 59% said yes. Congrats. You hit a thousand followers. Oh yeah. Yeah, the problem is not the Nighthawk, it's the networks. Yeah, I don't know if I keep the Nighthawk. It's a lot of money. It's more of a network issue, not a hardware issue. Well, I can use it for a month and then return it.

There's no such rule saying if you return it quicker, there's less chance we're gonna ban you. So would it be so nice if they just combined all the SIMs? Just called it the UK megasim. It works well everywhere. No need to keep switch, you don't need to have a sim for each provider. 50K viewers. Damn, wonder how much money he gets for that. Imagine like a thousand dollars an hour. Return switch Nighthawk, get 800 pounds. Yeah. I'm kind of tempted to return the switch. I feel like there's no time to sit around playing switch games. Well, stream.

Didn't Asmon Gold make $32,000 in two days of streaming? Yeah, I might send the Switch back. I don't know. I like Mario cart. I can't put the pushups back on. I'm too tired to do pushups. I can't. I'm exhausted. Well, my next kick pay will be in five days. I should be getting, I should be getting 1,000 pounds, I reckon. Oh, Justin Torridge. Glad to see you made it over from YouTube. YouTube is a sinking ship. I'm making a thousand pounds a week on Kik. Can you believe that? I don't even blame you if you don't believe it. I don't believe it. Well, I do because I saw the numbers. But I didn't believe it when people told me.

Okay, so the main problem is the Nighthawk running out of battery when it's charging. My ideas for content, nonstop whining about connectivity. Overheating throttles charging. Yeah, there was a temperature warning on it too, which is not good. Remember Ice had like a fan built into his backpack for India. Yeah, also it was on performance mode, not balance mode. Maybe that's why. I got cooler. Well, I need a fan in my bag now, which is getting silly. Remove the battery. So I just, I mean, how's it gonna stay on if it hasn't got the battery in?

How does it stay on without battery in? Can run without its battery by switching to plugged in mode. Does plugged in mode work with power bank? Yes. Power bank must support USBPD or quick charge two plus and deliver at least 18 to 20 watts consistently. High quality cable matters. What power bank do I have? Oh, no. No, I didn't buy it on Amazon. I've got it in Japan at some random shop for 20,000 yen. Yeah, I wanna go to Tinter Gel. Anchor Power Bank, 100 watt. Oh, it's this one. It looks just like this one.

What is it called? Anchor 737 power bank. It said yes. One of the best options for running the Nighthawk. So maybe it's my cable. I don't have the right cable. I need a... What cable do I need? I think what I've got... Where the switch cable? High quality USBC to USBC cable. How about switch to charging cable? It says switch to cable optimized for 16 to 18 watt power delivery. Nighthawk prefers 18 watts or more up to 45 watts. Shouldn't it come with a cable then? I mean, it did come with a cable. Let me check it.

Then it won't overheat. I can't get off. Oh, no. I've got chocolate on my shirt. Oh. It's working. No, it wasn't working in the car then with the battery in. I don't understand, but if the battery died, why didn't it just run off the power bank instead of dying? It looks like it's booting up. I paid 450 for the Nighthawk. Oh. Yeah, it's on. It's on. It's only drawing one watt. Oh, no, it's off. What? Mm, I don't know. I probably need a better cable. What? What cable? Oh, buyer cable as well. Why doesn't the cable it come with just work? I must have a cable somewhere. What about, what about the switch cable?

Laptop cable. No, that's a three pin plug. God, look at my nose. It's gonna go bright red, isn't it? It's on now. The one that watts draw is a red flag. It means M6 isn't properly entering plugged in mode. Mm, so two now. Yeah, it needs to get suncream. It says M6 should be drawing at least eight to 15 watts when it's probably running without a battery. I don't know. I need toilet again. I think my IRL streams are the best where we just constantly talk about the connection speed the whole time and whether it's lagging or not. That's my content. It's either lagging or not lagging.

Whoa, market's tanking. Told you. Don't ever say I didn't tell you. I can't wait to go to bed already. I wanna go to bed now. Yes. Hi, but... Source proof it makes more than more money. Uh, I could do maybe... What time is it? Two, no. 7:00. We've got four, five, four... I might just end at midnight, not 1:00 AM. I'm exhausted. I do not do another four, four hours. Four... Why isn't it starting? Start. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wait, I need to add 10 minutes. There you go. Yeah, yeah. We've got timer going. I need to pee again.

I feel so much better. I feel like I'm returning back to my normal state. Being back home for a few hours fixes everything. It's like going outside is entering an alien world where you get drained, and I'm back in my safe little bubble. Still got a headache. Time to piss out five glasses of water. Oh, I can't be bothered with the water thing. Where's the stupid water meter? Why can't they put it next to the tap? Okay, so things I need to do. The Nighthawk seems to be on whilst it's only drawing. It's only drawing 1.5 watts. Hmm.

Either I find the cable or I buy a new one. <foreign>. Well, the beach looks so nice. Oh, the quality's so good. Hmm. Okay. Yesterday's stream, I made... Oh, I've made $1,710 in a week. That's crazy. I can't believe it. Yesterday I made $227. I'm not getting any more subscriptions though. People aren't tempted by the special badges. Uh, I already got paid yesterday. I get paid again in five days. I gave Crypt the VIP badge just to test it out. See what it does. She was mad because I didn't say goodbye to her. She sent me a message saying she wants me to say hi and bye to her. <laugh> Getting demanding already.

<laugh> Is that picture of Elon Musk real? Look, that can't be real. <laugh> What is that? He looks like some kind of weird mutant fish man from one piece to his face. Is that real? <laugh> Uh, laughing makes my headache feel less annoying. I don't know how to fix, fix, fix the car audio. IRL Pro has problem when lagging, the audio gets choppy. It doesn't go back to normal even if connection returns too stable. EE for the coast. Vodafone for everywhere else, baby. Seems like audio buffer corruption. Encoder desync. Topper audio input. Uh, might order some sun cream.

Suncream. Sunday, but I want it now. Could go to Tesco again. Tesco stream. I need more water. Jesus. If I do a 10 hour stream on YouTube, they'll probably pay me $30. If I do a 10-hour stream on Kik, they'll pay me nearly $200. Don't tell them, but in my opinion, I think they're kind of overpaying. I'm not complaining, I'm just saying, I'm just saying someone who only gets 100 views, viewers are stream. I don't know if they should be making 8,000 a month. Not complaining, I'm just saying this is kind of crazy. I'm loving it.

It makes me feel like, wow, um, my content is actually worth money now. Good money. YouTube gaslights you into thinking, oh, your content's shit. That's why it's getting no views and making barely any money. It just makes you feel like shit, and then you come and kick. You make all this money and then you feel like, wow, actually maybe I'm not being treated properly and fairly and my content's pretty good. YouTube is like when you've been with a girlfriend too long and she gets all naggy and doesn't appreciate you and acts horribly. And then kicks like the exciting new girl who does everything your ex didn't do and now it's all great and amazing and you can't imagine going back to your ex.

<laugh> My face looks so red. Hmm. I think it will peel. Skin cancer. Cut my nose off. I'll be like the ghoul from fallout. I don't know what to do now. My brain's just dead. Suncream, okay. Arrives on Sunday. <laugh> The sun cream arrives on Sunday. You can't make that up. Why can't it come tomorrow? Sunday. But this one comes tomorrow. Sun protects and sensitive sunspray. Uh, you could just get a hat. Yeah, I've already done eight hours. I've done nine technically because the first hour got chopped off. But it's already eight o'clock. Oh no, it's only seven.

Then technically I could do five hours more. 'Cause in four hours it would only be 11. I'm not going at 11. I could add an hour to the timer. There are five hours. Five hours from now would be 12 o'clock. Yeah. So that would be a total of two, 13, 14 hours. When am I taking a day off? Never. The money's too good. I'd be insane to take a day off. Because what if they announce, "Oh, we're ending the program next year." And then I'll, then I'll think, "Oh damn, I should have squeezed it for every drop when I could." I'm not going to a huge city in the UK. I'd get robbed. You know how many phone snatchers are in the UK or London? Someone's just gonna get a moped right up next to me and snatch my phone.

It's like a gold mine. And I've been in a money famine for months now. Yeah, who knows? Worst case scenario, end up back on YouTube. I'll be so depressed. I'll be like, "Oh my God, now I'm just back to making $30 a stream. Would I still do IRL? I don't know. Can't play music. Oh, split my revenue share in half with the music company. Got drive in silence. It would probably be better if I didn't stream the drive and I just started the stream when I get there. But then I'm losing money. Today, wait, I spent 12 pounds, didn't I? In Tesco. I'll add that to spreadsheet. Yeah, that's the problem. Every time you go out, it's hard not... I also spent five pounds on the parking. I spent 17 pounds.

12 pounds Tesco. See, every time you go out, you end up buying stuff, don't you? I spent 174 pounds on food this month. I spent 2,800 pounds this month. Jesus. I haven't even added a Nighthawk to it. Nighthawk. What was it? 458. Oh, Jesus. I've spent 3,200 pounds this month. Can you believe I spent that much money? That's insane. Yeah, because I bought the Switch to MOT, New Wheel, and the Nighthawk. Yeah, well, the Switch, I mean, the Wheel and MOT I had to buy, didn't I? Switch two. Um, it was to make videos, but now I kinda wanna keep it. And Nighthawk was for my streaming.

But it wasn't actually very useful. I think we have to still do more tests, try going to different places. Yeah, the total debt, I mean, the debts are up to date. I'm still out of overdraft even with paying 3,200 this month somehow. What did the complaining channel get called out for? I feel f- f- feel thirsty again. He lied much more than you do. Well, I don't lie at all, to be honest, apart from my clickbait videos, which I don't really count. That's just content, isn't it? And I'm pretty open about what's fake and what's not. So I don't think I've lied about anything.

<laugh> Wait, what did you say? Oh, yeah. You said, "He lies more than me," and then I said, "Actually, he does lie more than me. Here's why I proved you right." <laugh> I just used your own words, proved you right. I got confused. <laugh> Uh, I'm tired. Moon's still trying to make it seem like she was saying AI was annoying when she replied to Mercury, agreeing with him that I gaslight AI when I don't. Apparently Mercury lives in Cornwall. Maybe I do a meetup. Confronting my hater. I do not gaslight AI. Apologize now. <laugh> It's his fault, Moon got banned. He needs to apologize.

I didn't notice... Why is so many people in Cornwall Devon? Not a single girl though. Why was that Cornish girl who used to send me nudes from 2020 or something? I forgot what her name was. She used to keep messaging me saying she wants me to breed her. Well, I used to ignore her. She seemed like a troll. What's her name? I think I deleted her messages because I was with Sunny at the time. I didn't want these, uh, messages in case. How can I find her? Unless she messages me again at some point. I think her name was Lara.

Oh. She just seemed not serious or like a troll. Ah, is Crip's really gonna have my baby? Oh no. I mean, obviously I'm gonna nut inside her. I'm gonna be praying for, for the infertility gods. I don't wanna go and get a vasectomy, but I don't wanna knot nut inside her. And I don't wanna use a condom. What am I supposed to do? Guess I'm becoming a father. What USB cable do you recommend for Nighthawk, no battery charging with my anchor? I'm sitting cross-legged now, so I'm trying to, like, sever the tube. Why do you think I sit cross-legged all the time?

Now, if my dick's in her pussy, I can't knot nut inside of it. That would be like eating a McDonald's, and then instead of swallowing, after you finish chewing, you spit it back out when you're hungry. Includes an e-marker chip. What the hell's that? Nut in ass. She says she doesn't like ass sex. What the fuck is this shit he's saying? Well, I'm being faced with an inevitable nut. And she says she's very fertile. I'm very infertile. I nutted in Mila and Faster for years. Nothing happened. Mira was a young girl, 25. Sunny was on the pill, but Sunny got... Sunny actually took a pregnancy test when she was with me because she started bleeding one day. She said that's weird. It shouldn't happen when she's on the pill. So she got freaked out, took a pregnancy test, came back negative. It was in Japan, because we, we were nutting like five times a day.

Well, if I have kick money, yeah, I could have a baby, but if I lose the kick money, I'm fucked. What am I gonna do? Back to YouTube, making $30 a stream. $50 if I get some Super Chats. That's probably why I should just be gay. Get a lady boy girlfriend. The sperm be trying to impregnate the poo. Well, hopefully, I'm probably infertile because I had untreated chlamydia for weeks in Japan. That might have saved me. I'm pretty sure I'm infertile because I had untreated chlamydia. For nearly three weeks as well. Yeah, and my testicles are very small with a lump on one of them. Maybe that's like a third testicle. Maybe it's like a tiny testicle growing on my second testicle.

Yeah, I got my swimmers tested with me though. I came on the plastic thing and there were four levels, deep purple, medium purple, light purple, and just like faded nothing. Mine was the one above faded nothing. So like second... What's the word? Second worst. Yeah, almost faded to nothing. So maybe there's a very small chance. I've got to Google some stuff. How do I... Yeah, Fasta was trying to get me to take zinc tablets because she wanted a baby. 'Cause she also had a friend, uh, who wanted to have baby, but she couldn't have it because they were infertile. So the man took loads of zinc supplements and managed to impregnate her finally. So if I just avoid all zinc...

Faster was making me take zinc tablets. Yeah, a nut inside blood bucket three times. After a nut in blood bucket, she wrapped her legs around me so I couldn't pull out. She was like, "You're mine now." She was using my dick as like a nut plug so it couldn't seep out. And one time my Korean girlfriend made me nut because she was tired and I was going too long. When I first started having sex with my Korean girlfriend, my first sex partner ever, I would last insanely long, like an hour. I'd be going at it for like an hour plus. She was getting tired. So she would wait until I was... 'Cause what would happen is I would nearly start to nut, and then I would slow down to stop myself nutting. Otherwise, I would nut. Did you ever have sex and you're about to nut, but you don't want to nut, so you stop moving completely.

But any little movement accidentally makes you nut.

So I would stop moving, but then she, like, locked her legs around me and started thrusting herself into me, and I was like, "No, stop." And then she made me nut, and I was like, "Ugh." I wanted to do it more. It felt like I got reverse graped. It's really hard to not... Sometimes you just lose control, don't you? Or you think, "Oh, shit, shit. I'm gonna nut." And then you stop moving. But you, like, half nut. And you think you haven't nutted, but then the girl notices, and she's like, "Daniel, what did you do? Why is it all wet?" And I'm not done yet. I'm, like, still thrusting, because I've only nutted half, so I'm still horny.

Well, you nut a little, rest, and then go in for a second helpings. Hard being a man. You only got one shot. You don't wanna blow it straight in. You want to have at least 20, 30 minutes doing it before nutting. Anchor 140 watt USB-C to SBC cable. It comes with the 737. Well, where's mine? Maybe I lost it. Where the. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, why can't I copy and paste? Copy. Paste it then. Idiot. Ah, why can't I copy and paste this? It's not copy and pasting. Anchor 140 watts. Okay, I'll type it in. USBC to USBC.

Would I nut inside? Hmm. Maybe. 240 watt USB-C to USB-C charger cable. Nine pounds. That should be good. What about... How about this? God, AI is so good. It's like this thing that just notes everything. Looks like a solid choice for powering your Nighthawk M6 plugged in mode. 240 watt power delivery. E-marker 2.0 chip. Nice. Where's the e-marker? The hell is an e-marker? Yeah, I want this. A safe charge with e-mark. Oh, no, I need to pee again. I had to basket. Oh, no. It's coming out. I think I found a new girl. I'm getting the dates now.

She said, "I love your videos. You're so cute." I said, "You're cute too." She said, "You have a girlfriend at the moment." It looks like she's in the UK from her photos. These houses look like a British town. Would be nice to get a British girl. She seems British from the pictures. Yeah, this looks like the UK. She's definitely British. This looks just like the UK. Look at the miserable brick walls and the cloudy skies. She's cute as well. And slim. Blonde hair. I don't know how old she is. Damn, she's cute. It's not a troll. The pictures are from like 2018.

If she had zero followers and like no pictures, then it'd be a troll. New girl. Don't tell Crypt. Crip's gonna be mad. Too good to be true. Yeah. Slim, British, not ugly or fat. That's like my dream girl. I still feel like 2018 wasn't that long ago. She's got these pictures from 2018 where she doesn't look like a kid. So that means seven years have passed. Could be late 20s now. That's definitely the UK. Seems like she's into Japan stuff. Yeah, the YouTube is good because it definitely brings in girls. Whereas ju - if I just streamed, I don't know if anyone gets girls just from streaming. It's usually the videos. The videos are the gateway drug.

The only reason I'd still make videos is because it might reach out to new people. Like the Turkey Tom video really helped me. I got Cripped and AJ out of the Turkey Tom thing. I mean, yeah, she could be trolling, but that... I don't think it's ever happened before where a genuine girl, not a catfish, she's actually the girl. Well, maybe the LA girl messed me... Essex girl and LA girl messed me about a bit. Well, I don't think they were pretending. I think they did like me. It's just they, um, they never committed. Well, Essex girl committed to one day, I guess. LA girl, the Japanese LA girl, she was just a time waster. But she was definitely real. I don't know if she still posts on Pornhub.

It'd be fun if I buy this cable and then I've actually already got one. I think I've got a bunch of cables, they just aren't fast cables. No, not Erica. She was ugly. Um, what's her name? Tamago, Yuna Tamago. I think her real name was... I actually don't remember. I think it was like Yuri. Urine. <laugh> What a great name. Oh God, I love that feeling when you get a new girl in your DMs. It's like exciting. I remember when Cake messaged me, I was so excited. Cake's still looking pretty hot though in her new Instagram posts.

And then when Moon started messaging around me, I was really happy until she got annoying. Yeah, it's fun when new girl starts messaging you. But then I feel like I don't want to waste time if we're not actually gonna meet. I wanna know a sex location, when do you wanna meet? I wanna skip all the texting nonsense because you text and you text and text and then nothing happens and then it's like you just wasted all your time. We will never... We just need to meet first to see if we like each other or not.

I ha - I hate texting. Like texting is only to just establish what we both want and then to establish a meeting date. I hate like chit-chat texting. Sunny was like that. Always wanted me to ask how she was. "How was your day? Oh, you having a day? I just don't care. All I wanna know is when are you coming over? Uh, what do you wanna get for food? Don't care about your day. I don't care about your mom or your sister or what your dog did last evening. Just need to know what movie you're watching. When do you wanna bang? When you come in? Do you wanna stream?

Well, Mark is tanking. Oh yeah. Will I do anal? No, I can't be bothered to do anal. I never had the urge to put my willy in a girl's bum. I don't mind licking it. Oh, she replied. She said," I'm in the UK. "What should I say? Nice. Finally a UK girl. <laugh> What should I say? I said that. <laugh> I was like cringe. I said," Nice, finally a UK girl. How old are you? Please don't be 18. Please don't be 17. "Hmm, okay. Get straight to the point. Location, age, that's all I need, and some pics. And which you wanna meet?

Should I stream it? What if I take a day off, you know what I'm doing? Losing $100. I'll be losing $200 because I'm meeting a girl. Oh, God. Well, all these girls keep coming at me. Now I've got money. Unless she wants to stream. I'm just making so much money now that if I don't stream, I am losing money that I didn't make if I was gonna stream. I don't really wanna go on a date when I've got this massive bright nose, bright red nose. Was Bud Bucket your oldest? Hey, maybe. What? Oh, I vomit in my mouth.

I just vomit in my mouth. Oh, dang. Oh, yeah. Vomit in my mouth. Oh, yay. Wow, market's tanking. I just made 30 pounds. Oh, I just made back 30 pounds I already lost. I just vomit in my mouth. Oh, yeah. Oh, yay. Vomit in my mouth. Would you vomit in my mouth if I asked you to? If you don't, it means you don't love me. Why did this battery company call themselves Anchor? It's only one letter away from being a rude word. Wanka. Wanka batteries. You pronounce it like ankle. No, Ancor and Anchor is pronounced the same. Anchor. Wanka. Anchor.

Yeah, a 69 Sonny. Aate her ass. A rubber ass crack all over my face. Smell like twiglets. No, my tongue's too short to penetrate the ass, especially when the cheeks are getting in the way. It would have to be an extremely flat ass. Okay, what else do I need to buy to make my streams better? Windmuff. Maybe I get a windmuff. Smartphone Windmuff. These look pretty good. Four pounds. <laugh> Look at this one. It looks like a hat, fluffy hat. Lavalia mic. I returned the Nighthawk after using it for a month. My forehead looks so greasy. I still haven't washed my face. I can't be bothered. I'll do it later.

Yeah, the wireless wike, the wireless mic I had a couple days ago before doing kick would have been pretty good actually, wouldn't it? But I sent it back because you guys were whining it, saying it was bad. Maybe I'll get the DJI mics again. The problem is if I plug in the microreceiver, I can't plug in the charger. See, everything has a problem. You solve a problem, you create more problems in the process of solving it. It's the engineer's dilemma. Daniel did it in a homeless man's tent. It wasn't a tent, it was his cardboard mattress thing that he slept on. There was no tent. It was his cardboard matting.

He probably came back and found gum stains all over it with an imprint of Jahira's butt. I bet he fucks the imprint. I bet he smelled it. Jahiro's raw butt on his homeless cardboard floor. He was probably watching. That was baldsy. I can't believe I did that. Anyone could have just came and joined in. "This is a go, mate. There's a girl with chesh. "I'd be like," Okay. I guess. But don't come inside, okay? She's my wife. "You sound very horny today. Yeah, feeling a bit wacky. I saw the vitamin D. The vitamin D got into my bloodstream.

Oh, I can't be back. Windbuff. What do we call new British girl? Blonde British girl. I don't know if she's actually blonde or if it's dyed. She's not replying. Well, she's watching the stream. She asked me if I have a girlfriend at the moment. You don't ask that unless you're interested, right? That was the third thing she said. She said, "I love your videos, you're so cute." I said, "You're cute too." She said, "Do you have a girlfriend?" Do you think she likes me? "Where does she live? I wonder if I screenshot this picture and then send it to AI. Can you find out where it is?

It better not be Manchester. I do not wanna go to Manchester. Mm, train station. So she doesn't drive. I don't know. I'm getting Northern feels from the pictures, like Northern England. Imagine having a Northern girlfriend and then we just make fun of each other's accents all the time. She makes fun of me sounding posh. That'd be kinda funny. The Northern girl. <laugh> That'd be pretty good. We never had a Northern English girl. We've all been Southern. Why am I streaming till midnight? I'm tired. I'm exhausted. I see. I, if I'm feeling good, I might extend it an hour. Get that extra $15.

I'm feeling better. I was just... Oh my God. I had splitting headache when I got home. I've had, like, seven cups of water. Now I feel better. I think I was dehydrated. I really need to start bringing a bottle of water out with me. Maybe I look for, like, a water jug, water keg. That's gonna be heavy. I can just fill it halfway. 15 pounds, gym keg, two liter water bottle. The keg. Or I could just get a bottle of water and refill the bottle. Might just do that. Oh, I should've bought one at Tesco.

Would be nice getting some British girls because then I don't have to travel so far or wait for them to get a visa. And I can use my cart. Maybe I get back on dating apps. I've got six SIM cards now. I need a new phone as well. Oh, wait, I do have a new phone. That's a new phone. I need more new phones. What if Sunny's on it though? Should I match her? <laugh> Why should I match Sunny? What if she reports me though and gets me banned? If I see her and, uh, and if I swipe left and unmatch her, then she won't see me because I've already swiped left.

That's what I used to do in Japan in case, because I got worried I'd see Chahiro on Tinder. Jahiro's friend found me on Tinder when I was cheating. She tricked me. She said, "Do you wanna come to my place tonight?" And I said, "Sure." And then she said, "How do you think Jahiro would feel if she knew about this Daniel?" I said, "Please don't tell her." She said, "You better tell her yourself or else I'm gonna tell her." I said, "Okay, I'll tell her." I didn't tell her. "How would you know if I told her or not? ""Dumb, dumb." Chehera's friend snitching on me. "Mind your own business.

"Shahiro said," Better not cheat. I got my friends on Tinder on the lookout for you. "So what I did was I used the location thing. I changed my location to Oita. So I didn't match in Osaka. I matched this Japanese woman in Oita. She had kids and a family, but she wanted to fuck. So I met her in this hotel in Oita. When I stormed out from the Hong Kong guy fight, I got bullet trained down to Kushu, and then I met that Japanese woman. And we did it, like, three times in the hotel, and she let me nut inside. I wanted to see her again, but she said no. She said," I need to learn how to fuck better. "She said," Fuck.

"I think she was impressed. Well, it was the first time. I need a few more times to get going. She said she was having a foursome the next day. She's wild. "Can I come? Can I come to the foursome, please?" Yeah, she didn't want to fuck again. Was it that bad? Come on. It wasn't that bad. I told her I'm a YouTuber. She kept asking, "You don't have any cameras set up?" I said, "No, of course not. I'm gonna put sex on YouTube. What are you talking about?" "Of course not. "I said," Fuck Umor <foreign>.

Fuck yourself. I'm a sex gold. Can't believe she's got kids and she's, like, doing foursomes and stuff. Japanese women are wild. And the way her husband is. Yeah, what, what about Bonnie Blue? Fuck her too. Fuck everyone. Wow, market's tanking. Jesus. I made 40 pounds. Oh, God, Tesla's tanking too though. And Russell too. Everything's tanking now. Barrett Gold? Barrett Gold's bouncing a little bit. Nice. It says I've got access to Copilot Vision. Wow. Is there a reason for it tanking, or is it just setting off because it's ripped so much? I just wanna see a massive tank. I'm so sick and tired of these tiny tanks and then massive rips. I wanna see a disgustingly massive tank.

Like 10% tank. Everyone's crying about it. Just do it. Come on, I've got the shorts loaded. Hm, blonde British girl not replying. Maybe she's having dinner. Hopefully she's not watching this room. I don't think she is. She probably just watches the videos. I think Lily Phillips looks better than Bonnie Blue. Lily Phillips looks quite good. Although be livery. Should we do it? No. I can never be bothered to do it. Um, one Royal's red three center artoire crofters apple cider in minions. I want it delivered to minions. Lily Phillips pretty good looking, to be honest.

I don't know. Some pictures, she doesn't look that good. She, she looks a bit like Putin. If Putin was a woman, but she's kind of attractive in a funny way. She looks a bit goofy, actually. Like, she's got a long nose, but I like her cheeks. She's got a tiny chin as well. Oh, no. My phone battery died. Don't worry. Stream's still here. Gotta charge my phone. God damn batteries. Nonstop struggling with battery management. I need to P. P number four. Oh, yay. Oh, yeah. I gotta wait for my phone to boot up again. She does look like Putin. Yeah, she does, doesn't she? She's got like a tiny chin, long nose.

Putin's daughter banged by a thousand British men. I wonder if she's ever been told that. <laugh> It's not really what you wanna hear. I bet Putin's daughters are ugly though. If they look anything like he does, because he's got such a weird looking face. Yes, I can't ever go to Russia. <laugh> Putin just looks really strange, isn't it? He's got a very unique look. I never seen anyone with a face like that. Phone's still booting up. Okay. We're back. My face is all salty and sticky, like a ham. Putin's daughter lives in France, works under a fake name. Yeah, like Lily Phillips is her fake name. Bonnie Blue.

Bonnie Blue looks like... She's young, but she's got like an old, like a milk face. It's weird. She looks like a Milf, but she's not that old. No, Lily Phillips way better looking. The lip tuck. Hmm. I gotta swear out this cable thing. Um, either I buy one now or... Imagine I buy it now and I actually have one already. I might just buy it. But the cable and where's sun cream? Free delivery tomorrow. Oh, 37% off. And sun cream comes on Sunday. Oh, this one comes tomorrow. SPF 30. Is that good or do I need more?

Well, one of you guys, can you contact Lily Phillips? Say you're my manager. I'm requesting a professional bang for content. Do you think 30 is enough? I'm not going to the Dubai or anything. Tomorrow. Yeah, I get this one or whatever. Well, I have to pay to bang her. What? Yeah, where's my manager? I need OnlyFans manager. Find me people to bang. Hot girls, preferably. Okay, I got sun cream and I've got the 240 watt USB-C to USBC charger cable that AI says will be good for my M6 Nighthawk. Check out. Is shopping good now? What else do I need? I think that's it.

Tomorrow, 16 pounds. Buy now. Bye, bye, bye, bye, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy. Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye. I've got the kick money now, buy whatever the fuck I want. Okay, we've got the cable coming, that should sort out the problem we had today. We got sun cream coming that'll sort out my nose. No, I'm not getting a prostitute. I'm glad I don't know where UK's top position chi is. I think finding Topositi in Japan is probably not a great thing. It's like a drug addict finding where all the drugs are sold. God, I was hooked. I was going Toposition Chi every week. I wanted to bang as many Japanese girls as I could. I had the YouTube money. I though why not? Jihiro won't find out. I bang like four Topositi girls every month.

What's over 1K? Wish people would be a bit more specific with what they're saying. What you talking about? Followers? Okay. Well, it could have been anything, couldn't it? I don't know what you're talking about. Yeah, 1008. I'm still thirsty. What is wrong with me? Ah, I must have been really dehydrated. My ears are burning hot too. I definitely don't drink two Elisas every day. That's quite a lot of water, isn't it? Right, so you got the wire coming. What else? What other problems did I have? Nighthawk died. I don't know how to fix the mic thing. I think it's an app problem.

No, I'm not returning the Nighthawk. I've only used it once. We will do extensive testing. Yeah, I got sunburned pretty bad today. Oh God, I got a sneeze. Okay, it's gone. Why is British girl not replying? I need to know how old she is. I reckon 25, late 20s, mid 20s. Did you hear my Chris Rock impersonation in the car on the way there? I though it'd be good. Hey guys, I'm Chris Rock. That's what he sounds like. Why does he sound like he's constipated all the time? He was on the, the casino ad on the radio. I bet that was him.

It's like the, uh, squeezing air out of their lungs to speak. Oh, go away be that 36 pounds. It's pretty good. In... Oh God, slow. Um, minions. Common more. Paying 36 pounds. I'm not going out. If I was like a lunatic, desperate for money, I could go make another 36 pounds while streaming. No, I really need a rest. I'm so tired. You could make a lot of money if you were insane. Just chug down some red bulls. Yeah, imagine I do bee there very and stream at the same time. Oh my God. I'd be making three to 400 a day.

Yeah, it would be dangerous. Plan for the weekend. What day is it? Oh God, it's Friday. Tomorrow I'm staying in. I'm doing laundry and I cut my hair. That's what we're doing. Maybe on Sunday I go somewhere. But I don't want to go to places on the weekend because it'll be busy. I wanna go on a weekday. I wanna go to Lidford Gorge. I've been eyeing that place for a while. But I wanna get my PD charger first. I though maybe go to the Moors. Free, open. It's got horses as well. I know you love horses.

You cut your hair every day. Yeah, but this bit at the back is getting stupidly long and it requires specialist cutting, not just snips in front of the webcam. It requires shearing on a nuclear level. I can't do it here. I'll make a mess. Go to a barbers. Should I do a dono gold? Get a fade and a barber. When you say barber, I think of like an old fashioned place, man in a waistcoat and a mustache cutting your hair. It sounds really old fashioned. I wanna get the ear cleaning and the head massage too.

I saw the thing in Japan. They put the thing in the nostrils and rip out your hair. It was disgusting. Give me a break, man, did those, and he'd fall asleep in the chair. <laugh> What was his channel? S - ASMR, J- Japan sounds. Is he still doing that? Give me a break, man. Is he still making videos? One month ago. He's been on YouTube for 18 years, Jesus. Curdy looks old. It's Victor with the Insta 360 export camera, which is a two version - He looks like the Colonel from KFC now. Oh, he's got a 3D cam - 360 camera. You can move it around with your phone. That's pretty funny.

Yeah, I can control the angle. He's, uh, upgrading from my last camera. So the sound is, uh, theoretically better on this. Let me know - Damn, that's scary. In 20 years, he got so old looking. He looks like an old man now. That's gonna be me. I'm the age he was when he started YouTube. I think he was in his late 30s when he started. So he's like late 50s now. God, that's scary. When I started watching him, he had black hair and he looked like a young... Uh, what's his name? Guy from Jurassic Park. Ian. The character's name's Ian Malcolm. I forgot the guy's name.

Jeff Goldblum. Oh my God, I can't believe I forgot. Yeah, he looked like a young Jeff Goldblum when I first started watching him. Simon, because he bought the X5, so I bought his old X4. The X5 is like a 90,000 yen. And some of you know have been watching this channel. He interviewed Chris Broad back when Chris had like 7K viewers, 7K view subscribers. He's had a lot of, um, virals. Naked Japanese festival, 5.7 million. Chris Broad really - Chris Broad really came in and stole Victor's lunch. Victor was like the, one of the first J-bloggers getting a lot of views, covering all this stuff. Chris Broad just came in out of nowhere and did the same but way better.

There wasn't a lot to, um, there weren't a lot of YouTubers to go to if you were interested in Japan life in the late 2000s. Had, what's his name? Tokyo Kuni. I used to watch him when I was 17. The OGs. Japan ASMR sounds. Oh, there it is. ASMR Japan. Uh, he still does it, but it doesn't seem to get many views anymore like it used to. He got 70 million views though total. Pretty good. 160 viewers. Yeah, more than when I do IRL. I might as well not even bother to do IRL. Send the Nighthawk back.

Get more viewers when I just sit here doing nothing. It's just really hard to sit here doing nothing for 15 hours without going crazy. Holly slid into your DMs. No, she didn't. I wish. Holly's heart. Can you imagine me dating Holly? We would drive each other insane. Feminist dates incel. Imagine that. That would be content though. I can grow her music channel too. Tell her if she apologizes and bends the knee, I will give her a shout out. <laugh> She, she would get so triggered if she heard me say that. I don't think she would find it funny at all. Bend the knee, Holly, or else?

A thousand incels will descend upon your front door. <laugh> Her worst nightmare. The incels are coming. Lock the doors down tight. She's such a feminist. She's like the most, she, she's like that JK Rowling woman. Super opinionated about everything, like gender stuff, misogyny, oh my God. She probably loves the Handmaid's Tale as well. I bet you anything she loves the Handmaid's Tale show. She seems exactly like the type. And I bet she's given good thought to that bear versus man in the woods thingy. She's so predic - she's like an open book. I can read her like a book.

Oh yeah. What time is it? Market closes in 40 minutes. Is it gonna rip or tank? So Snead, you still want moon? I give you moon. I'll trade you. What happened? Uh, she got annoying. She kept telling me to ban Crypt, but I don't wanna ban Crypt. Maybe I changed the stream category. Just chatting. Moon's better than Crypt. Mm, I don't know. Crypts doesn't nag me or criticize me. I like this British girl, but she's not replying. I said, "How old are you?" No reply. Oh, another believery. They want two Marlboro gold king size 20 packs. "Seriously, just go and drive to the petrol station. You're paying like 80% markup because you're too lazy to go and buy some cigarettes.

Where the hell is that? That's like a two hour drive. Jesus. Two, drive two hours, deliver two packs of cigarettes. No, it's a one hour drive. Well, two hours there and back. 27 pounds. Hmm. I'm not even hungry because I had a thousand calories a couple hours ago. Starting to feel a little bit of a twang. I wanna make breadcrumbed pork cutlets, also known as to. I wonder what the katsu means in tongkatsu. I know tong means pork, like tongkutsu, tongkatsu. Maybe it's katakana for cutlet, but why do we cut soup? I'm gonna make tong katsu with cabbage and maybe rice. No, I want chips again. I haven't bothered making rice. It takes too long.

Pork is haram. What is that? Well, I'm not religious, so my descendants from China eat everything. Nothing is sacred. I think the whole, oh, pick's a dirty thing. Yeah, all animals are dirty and disgusting. You still eat it. Cows are pretty disgusting too. Have you seen a cow? They stink as well. If you ever smell a cow's breath, well, you still eat the tongue, don't you, like Sunny does? Pork is full of parasites. Well, I never got a parasite. Yesterday I had that Beyond Burger plant based meat. AJ and some guy was debating vegan foods for ages. I don't know why, but AJ seems really triggered by vegan food.

I like Beyond Burger because it tastes good. I don't care that it's vegan food. I mean, I'm not eating it because I wanna be a vegan. I'm eating it because it tastes good. <laugh> It's got this funny chemical flavor which I kind of like. It's not soy, is it? Even if it was though, who cares? Japanese people eat a lot of soy. They eat meat soy soup, tofu, edamames, soy, what's in Beyond Burger? Pea protein, rape seed for fat and juiciness, rice protein, natural flavings, apple extracts, concentrated pomegranate, pomegranate, beech roots red to give the meaty pinky, methyl- methylcellulose and calcium chloride with salt vinegar and dried yeast. See, there's no soy. It's got pea protein. See? Soy free and vegan approved with 20 grams of protein.

So it's just beans, peas, and rice protein. Yeah. I like Beyond Burger. Tastes nice. It's got sponginess you get from meat. Market is ripping. AJ's a carnivore girl. She got triggered when that guy sent me a whole shopping of vegan food. The sausage and leek mushrooms. That was funny. I got vegan Kit Kats, vegan butter. I still got the oatmeal. I mean the oat milk. I haven't drank it. I'm scared of it. He got me a whole Tesco shopping basket of vegan food. Yeah, I might try the oat milk with the huel. So I spent 16 pounds, add that to the spreadsheet.

Um, cable and sun cream. 16. Oh God, I spent 3,280 pounds this month. My beard's growing back already. What would I do tomorrow? I need to rest. We gotta wait for the cable. I don't know. Might turn pushups back on. I haven't done any pushups today. I wanna do my bicep colds anyway. Oh, what? That's weird. Okay, pushups back on. Need new prediction. Wonder what we can predict. Yeah, I had my coffee. God, I hate Kik when... Oh no, it's doing that thing again. Am I streaming? It's logging me out again. Oh, it's doing that thing that freaks me out.

It's logged me out. It does it to everyone. It's fucking scary. I hate when it does this. I can't log in. Why does it do that? I'm logged in on the app. Testing. Testing. Testing. Yeah, I'm live. I'm logged in on the app, but not on the browser. My channel's there. I hate when the websites log me out. Scares me. What's the special role? You get a crown next to your name. Don't understand. Why would it log me out and not let me log back in? Oh, I'm logged back in now. Oh, thank God. Why does it do that?

Has it done it to you? It logs you out and then you press log in and it doesn't log in. Would I keep the Nighthawk? I'm gonna use it for a month and see if it helps. See how it goes. Where's British girl? Why is she not replying? I need to know her age and when she wants to meet. Hell, maybe she's having dinner. I have a feeling it's like Manchester area. Let me say Bella Box is better. Yeah, now I'm interested in this Bella Box. I've got a viewer, he's offered to let me use his Bella Box. He said he was gonna send me an email, but I don't think I got one. Demesher.

Might give it a try or I make my own. You gotta get the Jetson Nano. Jetson... It's like Raspberry Pi, isn't it? You gotta get Jetson Nano. It's basically like a little PC thing, isn't it? Jetson Nano developer kit. And then I've got a wifi card and then I've got flash the Bella Box software onto it. So the idea is it can encode the stream more efficiently so it doesn't take up so much data. So it sends a stream to kick using less data, which means it will lag less. I'm kind of interested. I need to pee again on it. It is quite a level up in technicality.

P's coming out nice and clear now. Why have I upped pushup points? 'Cause I couldn't keep up. People were spamming it and I had to do like a hundred pushups and my arms were getting destroyed. Five times since he got home. Yeah, because I chugged nearly 10 glasses of water and the coffee. It's coming out now. So yeah, Bella Box. Kind of interested in it. Do some research. How is Bella Box different to LiveView Solo? It's funny. I said I'm never going to do IRL ever again. Now look at me. Yeah, it's way cheaper. To build a BellaBox, it's like $200. To get LiveView Solo, it's nearly $1,000. And the bonding service is $400 a year. Whereas Bella Box, uh, I've already got one, an SRT relay server. I'm already paying for one.

What does Bella Box do? Encodes your video feed. Okay. So it sends the feed using less data, making it more stable. Uh, what do I need to make one? Your phone already encodes. Yeah, but this is supposed to do it better. How does Bella Box encode better than my phone? 'Cause it's a dedicated CPU for efficient H.265 encoding. Can be called with fans. Yeah, I've got a fan running my backpack. Sounds great. Why did I cheat on Jira? Mm, just curious, I guess. Like if a girl's offering sex, aren't you gonna be curious? Yeah, stop spamming. You don't have to say it five billion times.

Encoder board. What's that? Check IRL Pro Settings. Whoops. Camera's off. It's on... It's on H264, HVAC. HVEC. It's already on HVAC. I don't really want a fan and all that stuff running in my backpack. How is it powered in my backpack? Now, this is just getting silly. It's like you basically got a desktop PC running in your backpack at that point. It's like you built a desktop PC, but instead of using a case, you use the backpack. This is just getting kinda silly. Can we stop being silly? Everything's already built into a phone. Kind of. Maybe. Sort of. So I should get latest S25 Ultra.

God, look at my face. I'm so sunburned. Oh my God. Look at my arms. Oh, Jesus. Look at the color difference with my biceps. Oh yeah, my iPhone is still messed up because look, won't let me connect to... It still says no sim. I bet if I just take it out, put it back in again. Why does it say no sim? Oh, yeah. Put EESIM in Nighthawk. Mm. Could do. No point doing it now. Okay, now it works. Just has to take the SIM card in and out. So silly. How silly. Everywhere's itchy. I need to shout.

I feel almost back to normal. Time for some cooking soon. Should I get the Apple Pro Vision? I bet that's a pain in the ass to try and stream from. I remember ice streaming from it. I didn't watch those for some reason. I think I was busy in my real life. I was probably in Japan or something. Oh, what if I get the Meta glasses to stream from? No. Where am I gonna stop being tired? Today really destroyed me. See how many steps I did. I better done loads. Oh. I wanna get a nice hot... Oh, I did 13,500 steps.

Wow. This is like nearly Japan level of walking, like... Nearly dropped it. Yeah. I was doing 20,000 steps in Japan. So is this our new thing? We park up, walk two hours, and then walk two hours back. Is this what my life's gonna be? I think we go to the Moors. We park up and we walk into the Moors and then back. We definitely need water though. It's gonna get hot as well in the UK. I don't wanna get a heat stroke. Don't know about tomorrow. Maybe Sunday or Monday. Oh, no. I don't wanna go into the Moors on the weekend. Sunny was always saying she walks her dogs with her mum on the Moors. Imagine she's there. She might be there. On the weekend, Sunny is either walking her dogs with her mom or at her sister's place.

Those are the only two places where she spawns at. Imagine we bump into her. That'd be so weird. You could probably bang, like strip naked on the maors and bang and no one even know. Sometimes I forget Sunny exists and then remember, wait, this is her hometown. Well, not her town that she grew up in, but like her town. This is her place, Tavistock area. My town now. Am I scared? I'm scared in the sense that it's gonna bring back unpleasant feelings and memories. Kinda wish she just didn't exist anymore. You'll see her at Tesco one day. <laugh> Yeah, maybe. I like the Tesco at Tavistock more than the Launston one. I hate Launceton.

Taverstock one is smaller, but it's also much quieter. It'd be fun if she goes to Launce and Tesco to avoid me, then I also go there. I start going to Morrison's instead. I don't like Morrison's. It reminds me of the time I used to do Morrison Amazon Flex with my mom. I remember walking in there, going into the back rooms, picking up all the bags. We got told off. They said we're not allowed to come in together. My mom had to wait outside. I remember doing this seven o'clock Morrison Amazon Flex after Morrison closed. You have to go around the back.

And the only people there were like the lorry people left over. It felt really weird. See some strange people in the car park, just driving around in circles. There was this girl in the car. She kept parking, driving around and coming back and parking. And then drive around again. I don't know what she was doing. Maybe she was hooking. Maybe she's practicing driving. Empty car park. My hair's full of the sea salts. Oh, it's so salty. Salty. Tastes like the sea. Uh, it stinks when you lick yourself and then let it dry and then smell it.

It's weird cats don't stink even though they lick themselves all the time. Cats don't smell like saliva. Oh. Yeah, my willy smelled not nice after Shinya finished sucking it. It smelled like man breath. I remember the smell. I went to the bathroom, I washed it off as quickly as I could. It's weird because when a girl sucks your dick, it doesn't smell bad, but when a man sucks your dick, it smells horrible. Oh, well, AJ joined at such a great time. <laugh> Perfect timing. For the DJN talk. How do I smell my own willy? Well, you touch it and then you smell your fingers.

Or you just bend down if you're as flexible as me. Look my nose. Sunburnt. I've got such bad sunburn. Show us the flexibility. Okay. That's how you do it. My nose is gonna be bright red tomorrow. I got it burned really badly. Should probably charge the car tomorrow as well. I used 40% of the battery, which I think is pretty good considering I drove for two hours. I think tomorrow charged car, laundry, and haircut. I'm gonna cut this neck bit off. My little tail. I'm gonna cut this bit off. Starting to look like a mother.

And then I wanna go Moors, Litford, Gorge, and Tinter Gel Castle. Maybe the Moors first, because that's probably the least impressive, but good for more testing. I need to get my new cable. Maybe Sunday. Let's see if we can find some content on the Moors. Could take to Horobridge where you do deliveries, but there's nothing there, apart from a pub. And then I... I did like the drive to Horobridge. It's quite a nice drive. Some roads you can do some nice speed on when it's nice and open. Yeah, I might make dinner. Oh my God, it's nine o'clock. It's a late dinner.

Tesla. Testing. I'm getting hungry now. Uh, look. Drink it. Drink the hair. I think we're gonna make good money today. The view counts me pretty high. Oh, yay. Oh, yeah. Well, tips. Oh, I should bough more tips. I really like my tips recently. I've got this oil. That oil's been in there for a while. There's bits floating in it. Mm, I don't know. What do I do with that? I'm making pork loins today. Oh my God. Mm. Ew, black bits. Uh, there's all the black... I need a finer mesh. I need a finer sieve. I think it's fine.

Uh, this kitchen things are weird. Mm. Mm. May I put it through the sieve again? Please, no vegan meat. <laugh> Did my Beyond Burger trigger you? Oh, sorry. I wanna get all these little black bits out. Good enough. More oil. Nice. Okay. Making pork. Breadcrumbs. We've got a pinklow. Punkle. Pinko. Although the eggy wiggy. Oh. Whoops. I didn't mean to do that. Oh. Same outcome. Flour. Mm. Yeah, I love pork so much. Not many chicks. I just made such a mess, making this. Okay. Salt. Garlic powder. Fork. Uh, it's egg on the floor. And it's on my feet now.

Oh, not the floor. It's sticky. What? Um, my feet are sticky too. Feet are still sticky. Okay. So here's how you make the pork first. Get the pork. Flip it. Salt it. Uh, flip it. Uh, salt it. Uh, flip it. Salt it. A flip it. And the salt one. And more garlic powder. Now, powder the flour like this. Even dusting all over it. Next stage, egg. Final stage. Panker. Repeat. Sell Japanese knives again. Knife sharpeners, you mean? Uh, I'm banned from selling on eBay, unfortunately. And it kind of needs you to be in Japan to do it, to get the local Japanese prices. If you could find a shop that sells them and then just buy, like, 20 at the local price, sell them on eBay.

They might ban you from the shop though, if they keep, if you keep coming back buying loads. They might not like it. I run out of egg. Not enough egg for this one. Mop up all the egg. No, it's not a fan. And then we've got the cabbage. Wait, did I put the raw pork on this? I don't think I did. I did put the raw pork on it. No, I didn't. It's fine. Oh, that's heavy. To the fry station. Turn the heat down a bit. Okay, it's not hot enough. Shit. Every time. It looks like it's hot enough.

Oh, no. Where's... Oh, that place there. Okay. Let's see what you did. See what you did there. Hm. Stop spamming, Edgar. This iPhone is so slow. Jesus Christ. I've got to get a new phone. Oh. So slow, that iPhone 12. He only meets women and cereal on the table. Uh, no. Um, actually, I met Sunny and Blood Bucket without thinking of cereal, and I'm meeting AJ, and we're friends. So I don't always only meet if they offered cereal. Even when they said, "I mean, Sunny," he said, "Are you sure you wanna meet, even though there's no cereal?" I said, "Yeah.

I don't mind." So it's not like it has to happen. Although it's kind of never not happened, to be honest. No, I didn't cereal Ukrainian girl, so I guess that... Do I have a big willy? Yeah. It has been known to strike fear into the eyes of the inexperienced lady, because they think my dickhead looks very big. But once it's in, it's... They don't really notice it. They say once it's in, it's nice, but when it's going in, it's like a bit intimidating. Do I want kids? Um, only if it's with a woman who's extremely hot.

Otherwise, mm, I don't know. With my criteria is she has to be extremely hot. Like Sabrina Carpenter or Taylor Swift letter. It's not really going crisply, is it? A little bit insane. Ouch. Oh, Jesus. Might make some red peppers. Oh, it's already going off. Jesus. Looks like a wrinkly bump. Uh, it's full of water. What? Oh, it's like decomposing. You gotta eat all of it, I think. It's turning into pepper alcohol. What is everything? I already bought this a week ago. This is weird. Uh, I bet it's not even crunchy anymore. I don't know. Oh.

Well, it's all wrinkly. I don't know. It's gonna eat it raw, but... I don't know why everything goes off so quickly. I think this is fun. I gotta do a lot of laundry tomorrow. I kind of want that thing, the Japanese thing, that solidifies the oil. Yeah, let's I can get a. But I think I pair off decks first before buying stuff like that. Chips are done. When it's nice and brown, that means it's cooked. Um, no, I probably wouldn't do pushups. Uh, wait, you might have a, you know... I already had a Coke of can today.

Finish. Looks pretty cooked to me. Yep. Another 650 calorie meal. Shut up. There's at least 700 calories. I mean, come on. How is that not a normal meal size, look? How is that not a normal meal size? You literally cannot fit any more food onto the plate. How big are that idiot's plate sizes if he thinks that... Well, you think that's not a normal meal size? We can't even fit any more food on the plate. Stupid idiot trying to make fun of my meal size. That is a normal portion for a normal adult. Okay, maybe not for a normal fat ass American size.

Making fun of my meal size. Yeah, maybe to an American that's like a small portion just because you're fucking fat. Oh, what day and age we live in when fat people are making fun of us normal sized people having normal sized meals because we're not eating a mountain of food. Completely normal sized portion. Nothing wrong with that. What he's talking about making fun of my meal size. Idiot. Time for the crunch. Listen to this. Yeah, what if I turn off the light? Uh, it's kind of dark now. How's that? Very nice. And how about some music?

EDM? Fucking ads. Oh my God. Oh my God, they're advertising on old music. <laugh> Music sucks. How about that? Mm. A date with Daniel. Exquisite. Mm. Music sucks. Man. A classic. Mm. Not very relaxing. Oh my God. Fucking ads. So, how was your day? Mm-hmm. That's great. Oh, really? <laugh> That's so funny. <laugh> If you could be anywhere in the world, where would you be? Oh, really? <laugh> Me too. What a coincidence. I want more pork. Damn, I'm so hungry today. I don't know why I'm so hungry. The pork is exquisite. Funny, I never did this guy. I never did this for any of my exes. Tahiro and Faso would have loved it. Imagine I set up candles, put music.

Instead, I'm like, "Where's the Netflix movie?" Hm. You're on a date with Daniel, and he keeps bringing up his exes. <laugh> I can't see the tap. Excuse me. Just some gas. Mm. Oh, it's making me sleepy. Wow. I had two pork cutlets. That's insane. Normally, I'd have one before. Stop that in glue man's face and suck it. 650 calorie meal. How about 1,000 calories? Where's my apology? It's your fault, moon got banned. Huh. Oh, God, I feel sick. Oh. Edgar got banned. Well, I did warn him about spamming. I didn't ban him. Spam is good for my right. Oh, bring it back. Iron ban.

Uh, it's so dark. I feel like I'm gonna fall asleep. I don't like it so dark. Oh. That was a good meal. It's always good when you got fried pork. Okay. Date over. Now it's time you put out or you get out. Date over BJ time. What else? Door's right there. I want a nice pork flavored BJ. Got it. Cabbage flavor BJ. Why am I tweezing the floor there? Uh, I need to wash my face. Hold on. Maybe I'll wash it after I do the dishes. Oh God, I ate it so much. Where's my pork belly blow job?

Oh no, it's never ending. Never ending things to do. All right, it never ends. Never ending list of chores. Never, never ending. Now I need to pee. Oh my God. I'm gonna wash my face. I haven't washed my face yet. Nice hot water. That's not hot. Hotter. Yeah, hotter. Boiling water. Boiling water. Oh, water. The boiling water face. Boiling. Oh, yeah. This is gonna be so good. Watch this. Moa. Watch this. Oh my God. Oh. Oh. Permanent sex. Oh, Jesus Christ. Oh. Oh. Ah. Oh. Oh, God, that's so good. That's so good. Holy shit. Oh, yeah.

Uh. So good. I think that probably comes close second next to sex and taking a poo. Can't be a good hot rag. Where's my self stick? Fuck, I don't remember where I put my selfie stick. It better not be in the car. Please don't be in the car. Oh, no. I think it's in the car. When did I... I'm sure it's in the bag. Uh, obviously it was a clean cloth, guys. Stop being stupid. You think I use a dirty cloth to wash my face? Don't be stupid. Where's my fucking tripod? Oh, I don't know. I can't find a fucking tripod now.

I bet it's in the car. Oh my God. I think it's in the car. Oh, the fuck is it? Why is it in the car? Well, I can't remember where I put it last. Oh, I don't wanna go outside. Well, if I go look for it in the car, then it better damn well be in the car. So now I have to get my slippers too. I don't know where it is. Will that just get my dry... My face is all dry now. Leave a moisturizer. Oh, can there ever just be, like, nothing to do? Why are there so many fucking things I gotta do? There's an endless list of things I gotta do. And you guys not helping me at all. I do everything my fucking self, don't I?

But babies. Finally, I can rest. Uh, it's like a never-ending list. Oh God, my face will dry now. Should've wiped off all the oils with boiling water. Don't know what are you guys going on about? Can I do a poll? No, it doesn't work. We'll do it from the PC. Mm. I only got one hour, 40 minutes. Damn, time's flying. He does sound crude at times. Yeah, like when I rage, when I fucking shoot a fucking wanker. Shut the fuck up. My rage voice. Oh, stop spamming, Edgar. You're annoying me now. Okay, time out. One day timeout.

Jesus. I can't see anything people are saying. Yeah, my top tip for relaxing, boil some water, get a clean cloth, soak it, ring it, press into your face. So good. I put it up there, top five best feelings. Number one, sex. Number two, having a poo. Number three, food. You know, I actually put drinking over food, because when you... What feels better? Really thirsty, and then you get your favorite beverage, like Fanta, nice cold root beer, or you're starving and you get your favorite meal. I take drink over food. I remember those hot summer days playing in the field with my friends.

And then my mom brings some nice cold capri suns. Oh God, it's so good. And then probably number four, hot towel in the face. Now, if you can do all of those things all at once, then you're in heaven. Sex with a hot girl whilst doing a poo, while sucking on a capri sun. Now we're talking. I wanna nut and take a massive dump at the same time. Imagine you shit yourself during sex. <laugh> Imagine the girl telling her friends later the worst sex ever had. He shit himself whilst he nutted. <laugh> Disgusting. Mm. Eh, it looks like a nipple.

Mm. Uh, British girl didn't reply. Is she punking me? I said, "How old are you?" Didn't get a reply. Hm, this one's pretty good. Oh, for that. Yeah, probably can't do a 1: AM stream. So tired. Today's been long. Many pitfalls, unexpected problems. Oh. I can't wait to go to bed. Uh. Hope no drama today. Yesterday was stressful. Everyone was dog piling on me. I had to ban moon. I wonder how one becomes a topetition she go. Just go there. Say you want a job. How do they train you? Do you think the Yakuza guys train the girls and then he gets to fuck them?

He's like, "Okay, now you put on the condom." No, not like that, like this. Now I fuck you. Requirement of getting a job is the Yakuza guy gets to fuck you. It's part of the training. Ah. Yeah, they offered Jahiro a job when we walked through it. Imagine sitting there in a bra, getting railed. They definitely have Yakuza guys hiding out in the back rooms. Those buildings are big. You go into them, you go up the steps, there's multiple rooms. You get led into one, and it's got like a little lantern like that on the floor. It's got a mattress, like a futon. Whoa, what was that?

Oh, wow, thanks for the subs. Ohio goes... Nice. Very generous. It's a shame you can't put Texas Beach on the subs. Very big shame. Yeah, still like I was saying. Very old looking room with satami mats, yellow stained walls with a little futon in the center of the room and a little table. They take you to the table and they, they put a tray of little sweeties and a tea and ultra, and then they ask you to pay. So then you pay the money, they take the money, and then they go and have a shower. They say they'll be right back. And they tell you to get naked and they point at a futon. You put all your clothing into a little box and then you get naked and you wait for the girl to come back whilst you fiddle with yourself.

And then she comes back and she'll just, straight away, she'll try to put the condom on and loop her up, loop herself up. But I like to have a little cuddle first. I get way more turned on if we have a little cuddle and I sniff her neck. That's my way of doing four pipes. I like to try and make it seem like she's my girlfriend or something. I don't like it, you know, I mean, I do wanna have sex, but I like a bit of touching first. Or it does nothing other than complain and read comments all day. Yep. And make more money than you do.

Making $270 a day doing this. Finally getting paid good money for doing what I do best, which is nothing. Nothing at all. Hmm. Oh, nice jasmine tea. Had good viewership numbers today. I reckon we get maybe 15, 16 an hour. It's like $280. Maybe 240. Finally, my skills are being paid well for. My skills are being rewarded. YouTube didn't value my skills. Yeah, isn't the US dollar getting weaker? It's like 73 cents for a pound now. I miss when it was, it was nearly one one, one to one parity. Those are the days. Those are the days, United States.

Oh, damn. $1's gone down to 73 pence. Come on, dollar. When are you gonna rip? In Thailand, I was making good money just because the dollar was strong, not because my channel was doing well. Got scared, I started buying gold. So if US dollar was 15 cents worth more, and I've made 20,000, say 30,000 over the last few years, I've lost 4,500 because of the weakening dollar. But I haven't made that in my gold stocks. I've made probably not even a thousand, so I didn't hedge very well. Oh, oh, oh. I wonder if the dollar's gonna get stronger at some point.

What's the next bet? Not sure. I'm not sure what the next goal is. You gotta make it interesting. I think Kik should integrate discount coupons, stuff like that, that the viewers can exchange points for. 'Cause I can't really offer much, can I? What can I offer? I mean, I could offer coupons, couldn't I? But then it'll cost me money. Offer you a Kit Kat. Slots in the driving playlist. Hmm. Yeah, but then it'd be full of song. Well, if you, someone puts the song of hate with my name, say my name. People just put songs I hate just to annoy me. Oh, though my eyes itchy.

Pollen's irritating my eyes today. Discount your merch. I hope bothered. I don't even know how to do that. No one even buys my merch anymore. Beyonce's rubbish. All she does is go. That's how she sings. I can feel like bits in the rug. Like what is this? What's that? Oh, it's a bit of plastic from when the GoPro snaps, the GoPro mount snaps. I can't believe I broke the GoPro, like, on the tripod. <sing> Beyonce needs to learn some lessons from Lana Delray on how to make proper music. <foreign>. So it's got three distinct parts of the song.

Doesn't get too repetitive. "Oh God, I'm full. It's nice seeing the cat this morning came and said hello. <foreign>. And then see what other song goes. So annoying. Worst singer ever. Who's writing her songs then? I wouldn't even bang Beyonce. Her song's so bad. No, I'm not getting a cat. It would be nice though. Comes and sits with me on the sofa. But if I wanna travel, then what am I gonna do? I'd be screwed. I don't know anyone who could look after it for me. I can't believe Ice leaves his computer on and everything and streams from his house in Texas when he goes to Japan. That's like me leaving my computer on and then I go to Thailand. That's wild.

Why doesn't he just bring his laptop with him? 'Cause you know when I'm outside streaming, the stream is actually being sent from my laptop, not from where I am outside. Just a little, uh, genius IRL trick. Yeah, he has his friend, he gives his friend the key, and the friend goes into his house and looks after the dog as well. Very trusting. The friend could just wipe his whole account, couldn't he, because he's got access to the computer. I wouldn't trust anyone with my computer unlocked. I mean, look what happened last time. Basically lost my girlfriend over it because she went snooping.

You could be touching yourself right now, no one would know. Well, that's why you never see my left hand. It's usually like my bum hole. I'm gonna give it a good smell. Trying to get K-Bug to come to my house. But she seems insistent on waiting for after Krip has come. I said Krips wouldn't mind as long as you don't make me not meet her too, like Moon did. Hm. The problem is though, hmm, K-Bug doesn't wanna share either. She said she would wanna be with me, not just like have a week and then leave. Tricky.

I can't ditch Kript again for a third time. It would crush her. Oh, the man who chases too many rabbits ends up catching none at all. I've got three girls I wanna meet, possibly a fourth one, this British one, but she's not replying. AJ, Crypt, and K-Bug. A.J. Is cool because she says we're just friends, so she doesn't really care. Kript says she's fine if I meet other girls, as long as I don't cancel meeting her. K-Bug says if she met me, she would wanna be with me, which would mean I'd have to tell Crypt I can't meet her again for a third time.

I feel like that's... I don't know. I've already nearly ditched Crypt twice now. I feel like... I don't know, like it's hard to choose who, who I like the most before meeting any of them. Then we should all meet in a hotel room and then I choose my favorite. I had to let go of Moon because she wouldn't let me meet Crypt. I think we all gather in a hotel room naked and I'm blindfolded and we do the sniff test. The one I find who smells the best is probably the one I'm gonna like the best. Armpits out.

My dick will be harder the more I enjoy the odor. That shall be the measure. Armpits out and the butt cracks out. Rub it in my face. Maybe they should all send me their dirty underwear and I give it all the sniff test. Hmm. I don't really... I can't really say I have strong feelings for anyone yet, because I haven't met anyone. Hmm. How does it feel making so much money now? It feels good. I don't feel like such a loser anymore. It feels nice. Like you've made it in life. Just want to get a few more weeks of money in before I start celebrating and start feeling comfortable doing it. I mean, if people like... You know that Harrison guy? He's not banned, is he? 'Cause I mean, if people like Harrison are homeless and suspenders, uh, have been doing it for years, surely I don't have a risk of getting banned.

I mean, that's like my main concern is getting banned.

Homeless and the other guys literally got arrested in Nepal and sent to jail and didn't get banned. Harrison is banned, really, for a harassing misgif. I'm just paranoid because I seem to get banned a lot. If for when the platform implodes... Well, if I can do this for two years, I'd be fucking rich. Mixer lasted for four years. Kik's been around for two and a half. And I think for, for stake, Kik is way more important than Mixer was for Microsoft. Microsoft just canned it because they didn't see the point anymore, I guess. It wasn't making the money.

Oh, is that why it's called Kik? For people who got kicked off every other platform? Is that why they're called Kik? <laugh> That's kind of funny. Really, seriously. That's pretty funny. It is kind of like Elon Musk buying Twitter and then unbanning all the people who got banned. Some rich billionaire just makes his own platform for all the people who got banned or shadow banned or fell off. Very generous. Must feel nice if you can help people out with your insane amounts of money. I would make a dating app for guys who got permanently banned like I did if I had the power.

Yeah, I'm a bit scared to stream with Crips, to be honest. Like I'm thinking, what if I need toilet? I can't just, I'd be scared to leave a computer open and everything while she touches it. I'm wondering if I can lock the computer whilst I stream. I take the phone up to the toilet. I'm scared like if I leave it out here, she'll get her bum out or something. I would not leave the stream alone with anyone. You know what I mean? Try it. Unlock the computer. Okay, it's locked. Is it streaming? Test, test, test.

Test, test, test. Nice. I can lock the computer. It's still streaming. Nice. Nice. We're locked. Locked. Cool. Invite someone you don't trust into your home and life. Well, I never met her before, so I don't know. I'm sure after I nuts in her a few times, I wouldn't be that distrusting. Prepare contracts like what? I must meet all the girls first to decide on my future prospective wife and mother of my children. Do I ever watch porn with black women? Not really. Not usually. Been watching a lot of dicks in bum holes recently though. I shouldn't say it too loud.

<laugh> And saw hidden cam in the minion. In the minion. We got one hour left. The final hour. Today went quite quickly actually because we spent a lot of time at the beach. The time flew. Although I wouldn't really wanna do that again. The rush hour was not fun. I wanna go to the Moors, Lidford Gorge and Tinterjo Castle. I think we pace ourselves, so we go one day all inside, next day IRL. Next day all inside. Next day IRL. Next place would be the Moors, because it's the least interesting place. Can test out the Nighthawk more on the Moor. Get my new cable tomorrow.

And my sun cream. Maybe Moors on Sunday might bump into some horses. On Sunday, the horror on her face. There's a thousand incels descend upon her doorstep. Yeah, I'll go to the place where I was, went through when I delivered, because I saw some nice places. You can just park and then walk off. I sent you a donut, really. Um, one minute ago. Okay. Oh, wow, thanks. With the new income, how fast do you think you can get decade off also? What happens if crypt cuts off your bean bean? Hmm. Let me check this out.

I don't think sound bite. I'll do it again. With the new income, how fast do you think you can get decade off? Also, what happens if crypt cuts off your bean pean? Uh, maybe three to four months. I should be able to make 20K. At this rate, I've made three, made probably 4,500 a month. Problem is you've got expenses shaving off a thousand, and my YouTube income's gonna tank. I'm not making any videos either. I can't be bothered. There's, like, no point making videos if they're gonna make $10. I mean, I could make the video when I'm, whilst I'm streaming.

It just feels completely pointless, right? Make $15. My last video made $20. The I need your help video. But I can keep OnlyFans going, that's easy. Uh, no, YouTube income's gonna drop, but I can make probably four to 5K a month on U, on Kik. The only debt I have really is the mum debt, because the stocks can mostly cover the credit card debt. I'm just waiting for my stocks to go up. Yeah, I kinda wanna sell all my stocks, just be done with it. Sell now. I don't know. I think Russell 2000 can make it run.

Usually small caps run after the indices run. When you're in late cycle investing, the indices will hit all time new hires followed by small caps and meme stocks before the big crash. So I think it's too early to sell. I think Tesla disappointed with Robotaxi, but it will bounce back, hopefully. What is that? Damn, that PayPal notification was slow, wasn't it? I though it was a new donor. Poor Crip having to fight off all these girls. A true warrior. New girls, like, I don't know, maybe. She looks pretty cute. She says she's in the UK.

She asked me if I have a girlfriend. I wonder if she's like one of those manic pixie girls. Mina types or Mina Bell types. One of Mina's single, yeah. Remember Mina, Edwin Generation's girlfriend, the one I made fun of and they made a response video to me. They broke up. I think she does OnlyFans. She's got an Instagram. Uh, there's all water in between the phone and the... Oh. Water between the phone and the charger. How'd that get in there? Imagine I date Mina after she and Edwin made a cute couple video responding to me. That'd be so funny. Then I get to bang the girl that Sierra banged. That'd be funny. Sierra and Onision were like best friends back in the day. They used to live together and they did those cringe acting skits.

So there's water in the charging port. How did I get in there? Mina Bell. Should I message her? Do you think she'll remember who I am? Wait, is that her? Mina X Bell. Shut up. She's got 104K followers. She gives me Essex Gull vibes. She's got a nice body. Is that her? I don't remember what she looked like. She looks too skinny though. It is her. She looks kind of weird now. She used to be in, like, a threesome with I Am Seer, and there's all this drama with some Russian girl called Dasha. I don't know if any of you know any, any of this.

Do you know who I am Seer is? He was living with Edwin in America, this guy. Now he looks like that. He does Twitch streaming now. He was quite funny. He did ASMR psycho role play stuff. Everyone should say he was so handsome. Maybe. I don't know. It's a bit awkward. He made these weird, cinematic looking cringe acting videos. Although he co-lab with Jack's films. Yeah, he collabed with a lot of big names back in the day. So he had two girlfriends at the same time. Mina and Dasha, but then Mina left Sierra to be with Edwin, and then they both got kicked out by Sierra. There was this massive drama about it. It was getting hundreds of thousands of views.

Should I message her? It'd be funny. I wonder if she remembers who I am. She's kind of hot. Then if I get with her, I can comment on Edwin's video saying she's Matt Nell. Mata now. She looks freaky as well. She does weird stuff. She thinks she'd even reply to it. Hey, are you single now? She thinks you'll notice it. <laugh> I sent it. Why is her name Ting Kim Bao? Kind of weird. Her last post was four days ago, so she's quite active still. I don't think she did YouTube. She only did videos with Edwin. Oh, no, she did have a channel. I forgot.

I think she's got a YouTube channel. Let me check. Mina Bell. Yeah, she's got 23K subs. I think she deleted all her videos. She looks weird now. And you know what I'm gonna do? Yeah. I'm gonna get that, because that looks crazy. Froggy. Oh, it sounds good. Oh. Well, is she like a Twitch gamer now? She's gonna be there. Oh, is that... Whoa. I, I don't know if I wanna go through that. Whoa. Yeah, she's on Twitch. She's got Discord as well. I wonder how many she's streaming now. What other viewers she gets? She's only got 1. 4K followers on Twitch.

I get more views than she does. Maybe she'll be impressed. She only gets 500 views on Twitch. Streamed 10 days ago. Hi. Hello. Yeah. I got some of that. I'll show you the video. I want Edwin's leftovers. Edwin's... Edwin and Mina. Yeah, uh, this one. Wait. Did anyone watch this? She was way cute like that. And then they made another one. One day. And she's like... I'm better looking than he is. It's like a serious video. You want to look like this. If he could get her, I could get her. Um, so there's this one guy, he's called Daniel, and - Damn Daniel. He's Dan Daniel. You remember that vine? A vine. Damn. Daniel? Back at it again. It was a vine. <laugh> And he said Daniel hides in his room because that's his name, right? Hiding in my room? Hiding in my room. Is he hiding you?

Yeah, do you see who's over there?

He made a view about us? Mostly you. Mostly Mina X. <laugh> This is gonna be a little bit of a cozy video. We're just chilling on the bed late night. Why they say we - Uh, now we take a, a break from - Yeah, okay. And react. See how you were before and see someone talk about how you were before. And why did nobody ever tell us that this guy made a video about us a whole ass year ago? Nobody ever said this to us. No. YouTube just like, "Hey, by the way, like, you just recommend it on your birthday." I remember I saw it, like, normally it came out but a little bit after and I was too afraid to watch it. I was like, "No." <laugh> All right. We're gonna stop signs because Mina feels more comfortable being on the left side or what? How do you say?

I wanna be on that side because - Side. But not this thing now I'm pointing out. Oh, but I like the side, that side of the bed. What are you going on about? Come on, who doesn't wanna watch this?

Yeah. Unique, unique New York, unique New York which is like 90 minutes, really long video, an hour and a half, explaining the whole situation, all the drama that happened. And it's really interesting. Daniel starts off the video talking about how he saw our Edwin and Mina get kicked out video, which is like 90 minutes. And then that's where he's, uh, got a screenshot of Mina. Mina. And, and he wants to critique her looks. He wants to talk about me. <laugh> So I took a screenshot of the video that I was watching and I want to show you this picture of the girl, Mina, because there's - I don't know why I made this video. About her makeup. This is an awkward screenshot because there's a lot of wrong in this picture. What's wrong? Well, I was always going for the specific look. Like the whole intense lips and the intense eyebrows and weird looking makeup was all intentional, but it didn't go the way I thought it was in my head.

So I think in the moment I was like, oh, this looks fucking good. But <laugh> I can see that like I haven't done it to the, to the, you know. Okay, here's another thing to, to note that this long video took us probably about eight, maybe nine days to shoot in total. So I said, "Mina, try to do a simple look because we're gonna be shooting, we're not gonna-" I thought, I think the eyeliner is the most normal thing. I mean, what's up with the eyelashes, you cut the eyelash to have like a quarter of the eyelashes obviously back in those - Don't look at me. <laugh> Just don't look at me, just, you know, I'll put a, put a taco on her face right there. No, but there was like some, some dude that was like, I'm a guy and I even don't like it.

I'm like, okay, well she's not doing it to please you, right? If she annoys you, that sounds like a personal problem because - I'm doing my lips because I used to please myself and it's, I'm pleasing myself. And even like the, those comments do not get emotional. But it did make me change. It made me stop doing it like that. Oh, that's, that's way still. A little bit. Like after hearing people like keep saying it, I was just like, "I'm doing it for fun." It's like people just seem like they didn't like it and it upset me. She still did it for a very long time. Yeah. But it got to a point where it just kind of gets annoying. And, and if a man didn't have much of a beard, didn't have much facial hair, he wanted to have like a mustache, and he got a pencil and like drew one in, how come it's strange for a man to do that?

But it's perfectly okay for a girl to draw on her eyebrows. I don't, I think the eye was actually probably the least weird thing about it personally. Yeah. What's the thing? So that's McDill his ex. Yeah, but then you just like start becoming like kind of like clowning around, you know? I did like to do like the lines as well, but not there, but I used to like, like to do it. It's not bad looking. She's very older now though, looking six years ago. But makeup and the child starts putting the lipstick on and she doesn't know how to do it properly. And she ends up putting lipstick all over her face and it just looks really funny. She looks sad. Listen to my roast. Any little thing, like what the fuck? Clowning around, you know? I did like to do like the lines as well, but not there, but I used to like, like to do it like that.

Yes, definitely you did do that. 'Cause now they just look like really big lips. What's that bloody noise? <laugh> What was I saying?

Bloody noise. I like you get irritated with anything. Oh, you have no idea. They're raged about Beyonce. Because it just looks like she has lipstick on her face. It kind of looks like when a child gets hold of her, her mom's lipstick or her makeup and the child starts putting lipstick on and she has to Look at her face. She does not look happy when I said that. Like she can't even disguise that she looks pissed. That was a roast. When you say someone does something bad, when they think they do it really well, they get pissed.

Daniel looks weird. You look at her face. It just looks really funny. Damn, that's a whole ass roast. He wasn't even that dude. I like that he gave me a compliment and then roasted me like he politely roasted me. Yes, that was a very polite roast. I appreciate that. The British way now. And I've seen her in other videos where she has less makeup and she looks a hundred times better than she does in that picture. Oh, okay. She should take me as I am. I don't know why he doesn't love me. You look so much better without makeup, dear. Don't wear makeup. <laugh> And I would actually be quite happy to be her boyfriend.

Did he say something? I feel like I'm in an abusive relationship with him. Oh my God. I can't believe this. I can't believe you actually just said that. <laugh> Dang, I'm gonna slide in. Legitimately, we've never seen this before. Like we saw like a minute of it and like okay he's gonna just make up but I did not know he just straight up proposed to be her boyfriend. He's gonna come, he's gonna watch this and he'll be like, "Her lipstick has changed and it's my time." Spoiler alert, um, he's got new videos and it's like since this video's up, he now has a wife and this is one of his newer videos. She said, "Why do you keep saying all the stuff about me on the internet?" <laugh> I just walked out on my bitch wife. That got 64,000 views? Jesus.

God damn, my channel was popping back then. That stream got 64... I forgot how many views these streams I did got because I used to delete them straight away. If I left them up, I'd probably get like 100,000, these walking out of my Bitch Wife streams. I can't believe I got 64,000. Must have had like a thousand viewers. I think it's also just a day old. I only had 60K subs back then. And I said that's just what I do. All right, let's get back to this. But if she wore her makeup like she did in that photo, then we would have to have serious words on how she does her makeup and I would have to step in and give her some makeup tips. <laugh> Oh, makeup tips. He doesn't know what he's doing. I'm not really a huge fan of makeup. I don't really like makeup that much.

<laugh> It's funny because I had the same rant about makeup a couple days ago. About Fasta's makeup. <laugh> I literally ranted about Fasta's makeup a couple days ago, saying she puts on too much foundation. Better without makeup, without all that stuff hiding what they really look like. And if a girl's really ugly and she wears makeup, it's not really gonna hide the fact that she's ugly. So what's the tip gonna be? Don't wear it? Yeah, he'll just be like, "Don't wear any of it." <laugh> Makeup on your face, stop that. Bloody lips, stop that. Making your eyebrows darker. Stop that. As a married man, I've been living with my wife for about eight months now. Okay, so number one, she just leaves the hair dryer untangled all over. Girl, my old content was so good.

Stupid wife. If a girl's pretty and she wears makeup, it doesn't really make much difference. She's still going to be pretty with or without makeup. The thing I hate about makeup is... The thing I hate about lipstick - for the whole fucking community on YouTube. <laugh> Watch out. The thing I hate about lipstick is it means you can't kiss the girl anymore because if you kiss a girl that's wearing lipstick, it means you get the lipstick on your lips and then you - Honey, ever heard of my lipstick? Because if you kiss a girl that's wearing lipstick, it means you get the lipstick on your lips and then you look like an idiot wearing lipstick. Has he ever kissed a girl with lipstick or what's going on? Or - Does he solely only kiss girls without lipstick? Well, well, there are some lipsticks that obviously wore all off on lips.

Yeah, of course. But the one I'm wearing right now doesn't. Should we give it a go? I don't know. Listen to my lesson, huh? <laugh> Is there a li - is a lipstick? <laugh> What? What Daniel said.

Damn, Daniel. Why you don't dirty like that? What's up? I though you had makeup there. Well, then you're not kissing right if there's no lipstick dropping off. But something else I hate about makeup is foundation because it's like it's deceiving you. It's tricking you. It's not showing you what their skin really looks like. It's kind of like when I use my soft skin filter or my videos. So he's using a soft skin filter. <laugh> Oh, that's why his skin is so soft. Yeah, I was wondering. I was like, "Why does his skin look so like doll-like?" Dude, I need to know about that skin filter. I was literally like, "Where's the skin routine?" <laugh> Who's gonna judge then? For years, people though I had really good skin. <laugh> I think for like five, for five years people though I had really good skin because I was using a soft skin filter.

And then I only recently... Well, not recently.

Yeah, maybe like around 2019, people started to realize my skin's horrible. Yeah, I look way better than Edwin. If, if Edwin could get mean, I'd get Mina too. I'm in at DMs. I'm in a DMs now. Hey, are you single now? Amina. Just have to wait for my turn. Imagine she replies, that would be pretty funny. Exactly. What the hell also he's trying to be like, oh, they look better. Let's see your true self, Daniel, huh? <laugh> No too no shame. Also, if they're wearing foundation, it means that you can't lick their face. They get upset. They say, "You're ruining my makeup and also it tastes weird." What? <laugh> Why are you doing licking goals foundation? <laugh> 'Cause he doesn't generally do it. Is he talking about like in a situation where he's like - No, but the thing I think is funny is that he said also it tastes weird.

Like giving input like - So he has licked people's faces and foundation. Yeah. I mean, obviously, but I think it's funny. It's like if it didn't taste weird, it would be okay maybe. I just can't imagine him licking someone's face. Like the way he is, I don't imagine going, "Can I lick your face?" <laugh> It makes me kinda wanna lick your face. I feel like I've never done that. I don't think I've done that. Do you wanna try? I mean, it's called foundation right now. You give him a review. He said it tastes weird. I don't know. That feel funny? Yeah, everyone did. I felt like a little cat or a little puppy looking in my face. A little ligh lick. Didn't taste anything? About makeup. How come it's okay for a girl to draw on her face and cover up her blemishes and deceive people to what she really looks like?

But if a man did the same thing, everyone would take the piss out of him. They would say, "That's not what a man does. You're not a real man, you're a woman." Fudge it, man. Who cares what these people are saying? Honestly, who cares? Yeah, like, use more soft filters. <laugh> If someone judges you for using your soft filter, honestly, who cares? Who cares? It's quite funny. Guys can't do this, but you can. So - Oh, he's changed his channel name to Edwin's Journal now. It used to be Edwin and Mina. They made another one about me.

Ooh. Very simple, right? Acid. Acid. She looks way better at this, this one with less makeup. I see. See, she took my advice. What? The vibe is just like flavor of love, you know? It looks way better natural looking. I literally showed Mina the first episode. It's a bit about me. <laugh>. Um, so there's this one guy, he's called Daniel and Daniel. <laugh> She noticed my existence. Oh my goodness. He sounds like an evil villain. <laugh> And I was really attracted to Mina. I though she was a very nice looking girl. And this is weird. Had a bit of a crush on her several months during last year. For several months at 17. When I was single, I was single then, so you can't say stuff like, "Oh my God, you had a wife. How can you have a crush on another girl?" So I had this big crush on this girl called Mina, and I decided to make a video about her, critiquing her makeup.

And I just found the photo. I found one of her videos where - It didn't seem like he had a crush on me back then. <laugh> Maybe it was because he never though that you would notice him, you know? He was like, "Oh, what's up with her makeup?" Or maybe he was doing it on purpose. You know how, like, you bully your crush to make them, like, get your attention. Yeah, exactly. Now that you know, it's like, "Wait, I, I didn't mean it. Maybe we can hold hands up." And then fast forward about one year later, they made a video about me responding, responding to my video, criticizing her makeup. And I just feel so happy that they actually noticed, noticed me. After all this time, it feels great when the person you had a crush on - <laugh>... Notices you and acknowledges your existence on like that bitch, Victoria, who completely blocked me on everything.

<laugh> Oh my God, I said that.

Yeah, okay look, like we don't, we don't co-sign to this, all right? I just think it's, look, it's funny. Damn, I can't believe I called Victoria a bit. All right.This is sweet. I feel like people in the comments made him want it to be so bad. And again, I feel like - You think Victoria saw that? I did wanna make that video because even though, um, he had some close-minded opinions, I feel like he was just expressing... I feel like this guy just doesn't have a filter. I mean, what's he talking about with Victoria? I don't know. He just went straight to she's him. A lot of people think that way, you know, that was kind of my point. So that's why I wanted to like kinda like highlight him. Anyway, let's keep going. I really hope that Edwin doesn't mind me saying things like I had a huge crush on Mina and that I find her really attractive.

Um, I don't want to, to, to make him hate me or say weird things. It's just the truth. <laugh> I think, I look, look, I get it, you know. You were saying that the crush, it used to be a crush. You, you no longer have a crush on her, so it's, it's all good. It's all good. Honestly, a lot of people have a crush on Mina. I, I respect you expressing yourself for having a crush on my beautiful girlfriend. You know, I, I... When you come back to England... Just kidding. <laugh> I know you didn't even finish it. When you come back to England, just kidding. But now we know that it's secretly he did have a crush on you. Yeah. It's just an interesting way of expressing it. Sucks. All my haters just have a crush on me. Yes. I mean, that kind of makes sense, you know?

Your, your biggest haters. They wanna date me. That's okay. And they, they can't have you. That's, that's the thing, you know, I, I don't mind it un- until you get... Unless you get a little, like, too, too much, which you have a wife, so I think you have your hands full. Not a lot. <laugh> I don't mind if people have a crush on it, just keep it, keep it safe. I don't really have a crush on her anymore. That was a long time ago. And I'm happily married for now. <laugh> Okay, so he doesn't have a crush on you anymore, see? I'm happily married for now. Oh, yeah, yeah. Well, he's being honest, you know? Like I, I'm happily dating you for now too. I'm happily dating you for now too. Exactly. So we're, we're all happily in relationships for now. For now. And forever.

And forever. We forgot to add that. No, I didn't age well. Really looking for, um, a romantic relationship with her. I'm just... I just want to express my gratitude. I just wanted to say that it just made me feel really happy that you and Mina noticed me and you found my video interesting or funny and you weren't offended by it because I wasn't trying to offend you by criticizing others, you know? I love you too. Sorry. Here we are calling you a nice guy. Good times.

So she's single now, what? Is it my turn? So she's single now. Yeah, she was funny. She got a good sense of humor. Oh, I didn't do any exercise. Oh, shit. I don't know if I had the energy to do anything. Okay. I'm gonna try it first. Hmm. Oh, that British girl. That, that British girl I was talking about has a Twitch channel. I didn't realize. I though she's just like a normal girl or something. She's come to kick. She's probably making peanuts on Twitch. What's her name? Oh, Sears is streaming now. She's got 1,000 viewers.

Not a lot. What's her name? Violet Pocket on Twitch. Which one? How did people find her Twitch? Violet Pocket. Wonder why they broke up. Mm, maybe long distance. Wonder why they broke. And also, I think Mina was, like, delving into OnlyFan stuff. Maybe Edwin had a problem with it. People are stalkers. Yeah, I just showed, like, a tiny bit, like a blurred picture of her face, and they found who she is. I didn't know she had a Twitch. Where is it? Maybe she wanna stream together. I don't see it. Is it this one with 1K followers?

The fuck? Oh, no, that's Mina. You guys are idiots. You're mixing up two different girls. Oh, my God. You think that's Min - that's not Mina. That's a viewer of mine. Oh, fuck's sake. Fucking idiots. Violet Pocket is Mina's Twitch. Yeah, that's Mina. I got confused. I was like, "What?" This is Mina. Yeah, she's got a link tracing. Where's her only fans? She got a Discord. Should we go on her Discord? She got TikTok and her Twitter. No, she doesn't have an OnlyFans. I though she did have an OnlyFans. That's someone else. That's Mina. The girl I'm talking about is a viewer of mine.

Oh God, people get stuff all mixed up all so easily. Unless you're talking about two different people, and then you link the face of the girl I'm talking to, to Mina's Twitch account. Brain dead. Learn to listen, people. Listening skills lacking here. Keep up. Got excited. 'Cause I, I doubt Mina's gonna reply to me. Why does Kael keep spamming my messages? Talk about what? Well, I was saying there's a girl, British girl, who likes my videos and asked me if I had a girlfriend and I said no. And then I asked her where she lives. She had UK. I said, "How old are you?" But then the conversation finished because she didn't reply. And I showed her a picture, blonde hair. And then I started talking about a different girl called Mina.

Oh God, you guys idiots. They're not even the same person. I don't know how you get that confused. Wake up. If they don't reply after the age question, 1,000% she's underaged. Yeah. Or if they say they're 18, then they're probably like 17 and 10 months, I don't know. Yeah, I don't know. I mean, she looks kind of young. Two, five, seven. She could be like 24 though, I don't know. Ah, I miss that girl called Roland. She was cute. She used to message me and send me nudes. I kept trying to meet her, but it was like she wasn't serious about actually meeting.

She says she lives in Brighton, but she's like a uni student into art and weird fashion. So she's probably living that frat life with all these uni people smoking weed and doing drinks. Too young. But she looked cute. She, you know that character, the girl in the bio shot game with the big eyes? She looked just like her, like slightly up to her nose, pointy up to her nose slightly. Big eyes, brown hair, slim. She looked cute. I don't think she follows me anymore. Oh, there she is. Oh no, that's not her. I forgot what her username was.

No, I can't find her. I don't know if this girl still follows me. She would give me so much advice about YouTube. Writing walls of text. I wonder how many of these people are still around. It's fun scrolling down the inbox. I don't find anyone interesting. This girl was a troll. So many girls that I never banged. I blocked him or her, and then she said, "Unblock me." <laugh> I don't remember why I blocked her. Oh wait, was that not you? I though that was you. Maybe it wasn't you. So many deleted accounts. Who's this? She gave me her phone number. Oh, this is German girl three.

We were talking about driving in Germany. So many DMs. Oh, this is Rowan's friend. I wonder if I messaged Rowan's friend. Hey, how's Rowan? <laugh> I message Rowan's friend. Hey, how's Rowan? Not hey, how's you? Is she single yet? <laugh> I get bored. I start messaging random people. Who else is here? All these people forgot about me. A lot of them have got boyfriends now. I don't remember any of these people, to be honest. I only reply to them if they were cute. Must be hundreds of girls in my DMs with conversations that went nowhere. These conversations are so bad.

So many conversations just died without me saying anything. Oh. It was a nice feeling. It's a nice feeling having all these people that had your back and loved your content, supported you. Felt like I was safe, protected from the harshness of the world. Now they're gone. They only liked you because you made, at some point you made good content, but then that goes away and they don't care anymore about you. Yeah, the kick money's nice, but it will never feel the same as a thousand viewers livestream or 60K views. The number of people are way smaller, even though the money's more.

I just don't have the energy to exercise today. Maybe it's not worth it. Would you prefer more viewers to more money? I don't know. They're two different feelings, aren't they? Money feels nice, but more people feels, you get that attention, don't you? Like attention rush. You don't get attention with money unless you're a millionaire. But I could have, I could be making loads, but people wouldn't even know. They wouldn't even believe it. But it's not gonna bring thousands of people just because they've got money. I like the old YouTube days with all the people. Money's nice, but I don't think it can give you what I had in 2018.

It's just, I can't make that content anymore. It's like the British can't recreate the British Empire. It's just not possible. I can't pretend to be who I was again, make that same kind of content, the same kind of energy. Yeah, I still rant about girls' makeup, but I can't do it in the way that I did it in 2017. I miss those days getting flooded with DMs. Anything I linked, I get loads of new followers to. Supposed to move on to something better, aren't you? I've got a loving family. Instead, I get stuck in the past.

<laugh> My rage transcript against moon. Daniel erupted yelling, "Moon, shut the fuck up. Moon, you fucking more. You're the annoying one. Fuck you, moon." <laugh> Damn, I was unhinged yesterday. Yesterday's rant was unhinged. I lost it. Guess I'll do some pushups since none of you are redeeming them. Why is it when I don't wanna do pushups, you'll spam it, and then when I wanna do pushups, no one's redeeming it. If I could F1X again. Maybe Mila. Maybe Mila. Oh, no, stream's over. Now, for the after show. Well, I'm sure after not banging Mila for five years, it will be hot to bang her again.

I will shape shift into her current boyfriend, and then when she thinks she's banging her boyfriend, it's actually me. And then, in the last minute, I shape shift back into me, and I'm like, "Hey, Mila, it's me dang, bitch, as I nut. How about that?". And that is how you do 30 pushups. I probably won't do bicep colds today. 'Cause if I do them, I wanna do, like, a big set. But I don't have the energy today. I guess I go to bed now. I could crank out another hour for another 15 dollars. No, I think we've done enough.

14 hours. Should be good, I think, because we had pretty high earn - I mean, pretty high viewers for most of it. Yeah, okay. So I'll see you guys tomorrow. Ooh, might not start really early tomorrow because I'm not gonna go anywhere. Unless I change my mind. I get a good sleep, get a good night's rest. Might feel differently in the morning. And I might just do a few more bits. Why not? I mean, every minute I'm staying online, I make more money, so... <laugh> More money, yeah. 'Cause I could end the stream and then do this, or I could keep streaming and do it and make more money. <laugh> It's how the rich stay rich.

Oh God, these socks smell so... I do laundry tomorrow. Oh, so stinking. Stinking rags. More money. I've got these wires everywhere. No, the rich stay rich by never ending the live stream. What did I do to the Nighthawk? Broke it. Broken. Nighthawk down. Mayday. I like how they write how much water I've used using bathtubs as a measurement. Like they're trying to shame me into feeling guilty for how much water I've used. When I haven't used that, but they're saying I'm using three bathtubs of water a day. No, I'm not. I would've had to drink like 100 glasses of water and not, that wouldn't even fill a bathtub.

What's wrong with the sink? What? You got something to say about my sink? Don't ever say I don't claim my sink. You got it? Good. Remember what happened to Manu when he disobeyed? I gave him one chance to apologize, but he tried to act the bad, he tried to act as the big man. Average 10 minute shower is one bathtub. Really doubt it. I really doubt leaving the shower on for 10 minutes would fill the bathtub. God, I miss having a bath. Yeah, well, I piss a lot, but I don't flush the toilet every time. You should see it now. It's like neon yellow glowing in there.

Concentrated piss. Today has been so stressful. I just want a chill day tomorrow. And then maybe more is on Sunday. But it's so funny. I just like keep on streaming. I keep making more money. It's like it's designed so you never wanna stop. I mean, who's the addict? Me or you? 'Cause I'm trying to hook you guys on gambling, I guess. So that's my job. Stick.com. Become a gambler now. Where's my battery bank? Oh. Oh, battery bank's out of fucking battery. Oh my God. I hate it when I do this. Now, I can't end the stream because I've gotta charge my iPhone because it's gonna die overnight. I don't...

Oh, where's my little thing? Look at my new girl. Hot. Hot and sexy. She's in my bed now waiting for me to come. I hate this stupid battery bank sometimes. It runs out of battery so quickly. Constantly charging batteries all day. Asking you to stop talking about sex with Blood Bucket. Why did she say that? I though she wanted people to know. She was disappointed when I told her not to tell anyone. I thought she wanted it to be known. I mean, she don't even watch anymore, so who cares? Yeah, but did Blood Bucket herself say that she doesn't want me to talk about it? Then why not tell me that? Uh, if she didn't want me to talk about it, why not message me saying she doesn't want me to talk about it instead of messaging you to message me? It doesn't make any sense.

I'm waiting for my iPhone to charge up, otherwise it's gonna die overnight and won't be able to check my stuff. The iPhone is so rubbish, even at 100% not being used overnight. By the morning, it'd be dead. Daniel lost all his big donators. Yeah, I don't even need them anymore. I made 250 a day streaming on Kik. You don't need your Burger King money anymore. I don't even need donors. I can make 8K a month without any donors. I'm getting paid $16 an hour by Kik. Mm, no, I didn't turn off it TCS. It's on.

Wasn't getting many donors anyway nearing the end. Jerbert, the Shervert, sometimes some donors. Who else? Chung Al. Chung Al was a good donor. I don't think he came to Kik. Yeah, Crips was like the biggest donor. <laugh> He's basically donating me the money that you guys donated to her. <laugh> So in the end, I got your money. Chung Al would do regular $3, $5 PayPals. He was good. I miss Job at the Shervert. And Neil Marshall. Maybe I'll do, like, one sh - very short YouTube stream on Sunday or something. You know what I can do? I can stream on Kik and then end the stream at, like, 7:00 PM, and then go on YouTube and milk some Super Chats. People are like, "Oh, thank you. Daniel, come back YouTube. We hate Kik." If I do a sleep stream on YouTube, it'll make $10, probably, with 20 viewers watching the whole thing.

Yeah, YouTube streams were only worth it when I was getting Super Chats. Otherwise, it's like 20, $25 for ads. It was only worth it when I'd get 15 to 20 Super Chats, 10 to 15 PayPals, which would make 40, and then on top, 25, 30 ads. So I'd make, like, 60 or 70 per stream. And I do that every day. I make about $1,000. Now, if I do that every day on Kik, I make $8,000. So you do the maths. I just don't like how I've left a lot of reviewers behind on YouTube. I want the whole gang here.

Although most of the haters stayed there, like that MTG guy who I had to ban, because he just became so annoying. He said, he said something implying that I, I wasn't gonna pay my mom back. And then I said, "I never said I'm not gonna pay my mom back." And then he says, "I never said you never said that you would never pay your mom back. Shut the fuck up. I hate it when they do that. But I never, I didn't say that you never said that I didn't say you never said you never would never do it. Shut up." "Yes, you did. You made it sound like I said that I was never gonna pay my mum back. "And then he goes," I didn't say that you would never. "Yes, you fucking did. You know what you said. People trying to act smart when they're dickhead.

"Of course I'm gonna pay my mom back. After I build my overdraft buffer, build my emergency fund, and get 85 inch plasma TV and latest iPhone. And I want a Samsung S25 Ultra for my streams. Then we're gonna be making some serious dough with my new gear. Well, unless Bloodbucket said she wants me to stop mentioning her, then I won't stop mentioning her. And if she wants me to stop mentioning her, then she's gonna message me saying that. Otherwise, I'll say what I want. If you want me to stop mentioning her, then I don't know why you care.

And she doesn't even watch anymore, so why would she care what people are saying? These people are gone. Like Sonny's gone, Mila's gone. They will fucks off, isn't it? So I'll say whatever the fuck I want. Once they're gone, it's all free game. I say what I want, because I don't have to care anymore. I mean, what else is there to lose? They're already gone. Like Sunny's gone. Not saying whatever I want is not gonna make her less gone. She's not gonna come back. Uh, so if they're gonna go, then it's a free game for me to say what I want.

See ya. That's how it works. You're streaming more. Yeah, because I need to charge my iPhone. So it makes some extra money charging my phone. Gotta sit down here anyway. Probably bother to bring my charging stuff upstairs. I'll stream tomorrow, although it won't be from as early because we're not going anywhere. Probably do like from lunch, lunchtime to midnight, 12 hours. Well, the times have already been messed up because got like six vods in the beginning of the day where it kept disconnecting because I stupidly didn't realize the laptop's connected to the Nighthawk. The laptop needs to be connected to the house wifi to stay connected, obviously. So I was confused why it kept disconnecting when I took the Nighthawk out of the house.

Oh, well, we figured it out in the end. There's so many checks you need to do. I check to make sure it's on the right network. Got your charging cables. I'm gonna sleep so good tonight. We might be close to making $2,000 already in total. Oh, hey, AJ. Yeah. Just a few more minutes. I can probably do 20 more minutes to round it up to 14 hours. Oh, that's my total revenue. 1700, which will go up to 1900 something at the end of this stream. Not bad for a week. One week on Kik. Already made nearly double what I make on YouTube in a month. It's insane.

Yeah, well, when the money comes in and I'm paying off the debts, all the hard work will feel worth it. HMRC looking at you. Well, if I'm gonna get 70K, I'm more than happy to give them 20K. It's not a bad trade off at all. I've got 50K left over and buy a Tesla Model Y. 2025 model. I don't know why Slightly Homeless doesn't stream every day. It's like he streams once a week or something. Does he not want more money or does he already get loads of money? I already see these other guys grinding every day. Maybe Joel and like Chris Travels are on every day, almost. What about Hub?

Maybe they just don't want more money. No, I feel like if I pay off all my debts and I'm good and I build up like a bit of a savings thing, maybe I will calm down a bit, go back to more regular hours. But right now I'm like desperate for money. I want it all. I want it now. Give me all. Rich from other sources, I highly doubt it. Yeah, it'd be nice to go back to a more regular schedule. Even if I went back to my old schedule, which was just six hours streaming in the evening, that would still make me like $100. A day would be like $3,000 a month.

It would still be triple what I make on YouTube. If I didn't stuck to my YouTube routine where I, I used to start at 5: PM, didn't I? 50 or 6PM until midnight. I used to only do about five hours. But not yet. I wanna grind hard, as hard as I can. I've got too many debts to pay off. Sleep when you're dead. It's also nice the car finally is making money as well because I'm using the car to go and do IRL. Good luck trying to do IRL without a car. How do you unlock the hiding my room emojis? On Kik, you have to be a subscriber. $5 a month.

Wait, how does Lil Ways do it? You're not a subscriber. How does she steal my special emotes? He subbed. Really? I don't see the badge next to his name. Stealing my emotes. Where's my sub? Give me my money. Where's my money? Well, you can hide the sub badge, really. Oh, he's subbed. I didn't know you could hide the sub badge. Well, I might as well do another 14 minutes and get it up to 14 hours. I'm nearly there anyway. So much we go into bed at midnight. 14 minutes. I feel tired, yeah a bit. Stay active.

Oh God, the oil. Fucking hell. I hate the oil. What do I do with that? It's disgusting as well. I think I reuse some of it. Oh. Oh yeah, it's true. I'll just reuse it. I'll filter it out. It'll be fine. Oh, what's that? I thought it was a snail. Oh, my food bin. Do laundry tomorrow. Oh, I didn't take out the bottles. I'm only reusing the oil because I don't know what to do with it. I can't put it down the sink and I can't put it in the bin. So what do I do with it? If I leave it outside, will it evaporate?

Or I soak it all up in loads of tissue. Why can't I put oil down the sink? I don't get it. Surely it would lubricate the pipes. I need that thing they have in Japan, the powder. Oh wow, thanks, AJ. So generous. Now you got the special emotes. <laugh> Maybe I'll make more. Oh, we need the Hong Kong guy as well. I might get more to hero emotes as well. Yeah, I might... Yeah, tomorrow morning might not stream until 11-ish and I'll work on doing some emote stuff. Behind the scenes work. I wanna do some... I don't know if the text would be big enough. I though I could do an emote that says dry as fuck. It would be pretty funny. Like some text emotes of famous quotes.

Dry AF. Yeah, the sewage worker, he's gonna have to scoop out the fat bug of my poe and glue up Bobby Brown with the used cooking oil. <laugh> Eight minutes. <laugh> Cyclops. Oh no, the ultra violet. Has he been violated yet? No. Look, I smashed my phone by accident. This phone really got bashed out, didn't it? Classic S20, S10 Samsung I got in 2019. Made many famous videos with that. Oh, I got a stain already. Next phone. Hmm. I don't know. I haven't had a new phone, like actually kept a new phone since 2020. My newest phone is the iPhone 12 mini. Probably should upgrade at some point.

I need a new main phone, a new streaming phone. S25 Ultra for streaming, iPhone 17 for my main phone. The S - I mean, the iPhone 12 mini really starts to get hard to use. Oh my God. Oh my... It hasn't charged at all. It says there's liquid in the charging port. Why there's not? It won't charge. I didn't catch that. Could you try again? I've been waiting for this to charge and it's not even charging. Oh God. At least I got the power bank MacSafe thingy. How'd the water get in there? Uh, I didn't charge at all.

Yeah, the S, what's it called? Samsung Fold seven looks pretty cool. Really thin. But not very useful for streaming because I don't have such a big screen. I tried blowing in it before. It doesn't do anything. Get the 17 Pro Max. Sounds good. Yeah, I wonder which has the better antenna technology, iPhone or newer Samsungs. Samsung always seems to have better mics because iPhone, they put the mics in stupid places. They put the, the front facing mic facing your face, so when I blow into it, like, put, put, put, it would just sound like... It would sound really bad. Samsung, they put the mics at the bottom of the phone, which is great because it would capture sound from front and back. I like to have the phone really close to my face like this. But if I do that on iPhone, it was blowing to the mic.

So I don't know if they've changed that recently, but there was something that really pissed me off with iPhone 12. Look, they put the, they put the front facing mic there next to the camera.

Or they put it on the other side. They put the mic on the other side, so when I'm filming forwards, my voice is muffled because the mic is on the other side of the phone, so it's really annoying. Um, iPhone 16E has the new silicon thingy, what's it called? Modem. I wonder if that's any good for live streaming. But it doesn't have a wide angle, but they're definitely gonna put that in iPhone 17. iPhone 16E new silicon modem any good for IRL. Yeah, the mic at the bottom for phone calls doesn't get used when you're recording a video, annoyingly.

IPhone 16E's new Apple C1 modem is a big step for Apple. First in-house 5G modem. But for IRL streaming is a bit of a mixed bag. C1 modem uses less power than Qualcomm's chips. Longer battery life. Solid sub six gig- gigahertz 5G performance. Lower power draw means less heat. Big plus for IRL sessions. No MM wave support. No ultra fast 5G, don't really care. Weaker in poor signal areas. C1 modem lags behind Qualcomm in speed and reliability. Hmm. Compared to S25 Ultra. No, I think Samsung's still the best for streaming. iPhone's the best for like using it, chatting, internet, just using your phone. I like iPhone. I like iPhone more for some reason. Just feels nicer. But for work and productivity, Samsung's the best.

For, I mean, like making VRs and streaming stuff. I always wanna do it on Samsung. Unfortunately, can't escape Samsung. Is S26 c - six coming out this year? When S26. Early to NT26. Oh. Well, what, what's coming out this year? Is it the fold and the flip? I think it's the fold and the flip, and the next year will be the S26s. Oh, the 25 and S25 means 2025. I thought S25 came out last year. Coming July 9th, 2025, you got the Fold seven and the Flip seven. Fold seven Ultra. The G fold Tri-fold. How's that?

Flip seven sounds good though. I really love the flip form for streaming. Flip seven specs. Hmm. What about for IRL? S25 Ultra is still probably better. Hmm. I'm waiting for my phone to charge. It's gonna die overnight. I'm gonna be able to check. I'm gonna watch porn when I wake up. Charge overnight. Then I have to bring my cables upstairs. Can't be bothered. Yeah, there's a plug up there, but I gotta bring a brick thingy and a cable thingy. Next payment is on the 5th of July, but I'm gonna lose it all straight away. So I'll probably get like 1,000 pounds 5th of July, and then I've got pay out 1,000 pounds. In the same week, rent, electricity. I might go back into overdraft actually. Rent, electricity and IKEA though might be more than what... That's why I've got grind hard for that 5th of July payout.

I need 1,200, otherwise I'm going back in overdraft. And then next payment will be 12th. I get to keep all that. Well, not really. Yeah, well, I need the Nighthawk so we can do IRL. What, you want me to sit in here for 15 hours a day like a prison? Yeah, I should do a prison stream of my own. Bored out my brains. Well, we do more testing with the Nighthawk, with a whole month to be able to use it until I need to return it. It would be silly to send it back straight away.

Squid Game three is out. I don't want to watch it. I feel sad because I watch Squid Game one and two with Sunny. It reminds me of good times. I can't watch it now. I like this thing, the weirdo, evil guy fucks the crazy woman in the toilet. These evil guys on Squid Game have such annoying looking faces. Like do you remember Thanos? He was so irritating. They really know how to make the bad guys as irritating as possible. They made them really ugly looking as well, the weird face, facial expressions. Yo, it's Thanos. The stupid rapping was so cringe. When he died, I felt like, oh, thank God he's dead.

The girl in the beginning that he flirts with was cute and then they killed her off. It was kind of boring in the beginning of Squid Game two because they just repeated the same thing that happened in Squid Game one, same games. And then he's trying to warn them about it. He remembered the army guy. I like the army guys. They were funny. Saluting each other. And then the one with long hair is like a wuss. Yeah, I like the shootout when they steal the guns and they start trying to make a run for it, but then they get gunned down. That was a good bit of it.

Yeah, and then they will have the big fight in the toilets. I remember all this now. They have the fight in the toilet and the wimpy guy fights Thanos. I like season two. I just though the beginning was a bit boring having to watch the same games again. Isn't the actor who played Thanos, he was a member of that big bang pop group, but he did drugs or something and he went to jail and became disgraced. He couldn't get any work after that, so they let him have a role in Squid Game and it saved his career.

I like the evil guy who pretends to be one of them and then betrays them. He's cool. I've seen him in other stuff. I forgot where. You're still on. Yep. Addicted to money. If I just never end, more money I make. I've got rent to pay in a couple weeks and the money I, I get on my next payday will, might not be enough to cover everything. I've got rent, I've got electricity, 150 pounds of literacy. I've got 100 pounds for Ikea loan. It's going, going, going, going to go out end of this month. It's 250 plus 900. And internet and Amazon payments, 51 pounds, that's 83. Oh, I need that 1,200 to survive the first week of July.

But then second, third, fourth week of July, all my money belongs to mate. 6,000 pounds end of July. When asleep. Never. If I sleep, I lose money. Oh, hey Crypt. Thought you were leaving us. So what are you doing at this camp? Can you take some pictures? Yeah, I might go soon, unless we do another 50 minutes until 2:00 AM. Oh God. I'm on because I'm waiting for my phone to charge, so I forgot to charge it. It's only at 57%. Yeah, who was the other kale? Oh, is it still you? You got two accounts. I though it was someone pretending to be you.

Why do you have two accounts? Oh, God. Today's been so long and stressful. Did we get any clips from today? No one clips my streams. Boring. We're gonna lose all the footage. We're gonna lose all the footage. Uh, not even a single clip. No one clipped anything. Oh my God. I had loads of clippable parts. You clipped one? Where? Oh, romantic dinner. <laugh> So how was your day? Mm-hmm. That's great. Oh, really? <laugh> That's so funny. See, there are clippable moments. You guys just lazy. What about all the beach stuff? I went to the beach, and then I went to the toilet, and then I walked back to my car. What about the bit when I drank the Coke? Come on, loads of clippable moments.

It's just a shame. I lost all the fastest dreams as well. There's no clips. There's no Northern girl. There's just a UK girl that messaged me, asked me if I have a girlfriend yet. I said no. I asked her, "How old are you?" She didn't reply. Kinda suss. My first questions are, "Where'd you live and how old?" No reply. "How old? Where'd you live? When do you wanna meet? "That's all I need to know. She looks pretty cute, so even if she, if it was a dude, I'd probably still bang. "Where you live, are you freed out?" Show Bob and Vagina the Indian way of rising. "Bob and Vaganna, where you, you wanna fuck now? " <laugh> They get straight to the point. Well, I'm in bed, so goodnight, everyone.