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I got new car.

Let me tell you my genius plan.

Just let, let people gather on in.

Picking up my new car tomorrow, guys,

with my mom. We're both picking up new cars tomorrow.

Goodbye, Peugeot.

We're both getting Citroëns.

I'm a genius. Oh, I'm a damn fucking genius, guys.

Ah, can't believe it. I was saying I want to keep the Peugeot for the rest of my life. Second day back at home and bought— buy a new car.

No, my mom's not helping me buy it. I got PCP, but I got a damn good deal. I don't understand how I got such a good deal.

Guess how much I'm paying a month on my new PCP?

£102. I don't know how the PCP for the Peugeot was £200 a month.

4 years and then £6,000 balloon payment at the end. But I'm not going to do the balloon payment, I'm just going to trade it in, get a new car in 4 years' time. Imagine how much better the EV tech is going to be in 4 years. EV tech is going to be way better. I'll just trade it

in for a new EV. I'm not going to buy it.

I'm not doing the balloon payment. I just trade in, get a new car

with a new PCP. £100 a month, guys, and I get £500 free Electroverse credit. No, I bought another EV. No, I got another EV. I got the Citroën EC4 C-Series with heated seats and steering wheel.

Picking it up tomorrow.

Just gotta wait for the Stellantis thing to come through so I sign it. We did it over the phone,

so me and my mum are going to pick up our new cars tomorrow.

Put what back?

Fuck, market's tanking.

Fuck, I'm down £14.

Put what?

Yeah. Oh shit, I made £10 going long. I went long again, down £15 now.

Anyway, so listen to my genius. Is everyone here?

Gather round, children. So, so they offered— they are going to give me 6,500 for my Peugeot,

um, and I'm going to put 40% towards the deposit. So let me check my papers.

So they could only take a maximum of 5,600 as the deposit. For some reason, they can only take 40% of the value of the car as the deposit. So that means they're going to give me £900 cash, because £6,500 is more than £5,600. So they're going to send me £900 in cash, and they're going to give me

a £500 Electroverse charge— charging card, which would pay for about 2,700 miles of charging if I charge at Instavolt.

So, and then I pay £100 a month for the new car PCP.

And then if I want to get a new car next year or next 2 years, I just trade in my car, the Citroën, and then trade it for a different car And maybe it's more expensive for the PCP, but I just carry on paying the PCP.

What does the new car have? It's got heated seating, heated steering wheel, slightly more range, but not— probably not really much. It's— it looks way cooler in my opinion. It's got 18-inch alloy wheels, which are massive. It's got ultra smooth suspension, like Citroën's special ultra soft suspension. It's got a pop-up heads-up display.

It's got 8-speaker stereo. I haven't— I didn't actually test out the music in the car, but it's pretty fine. Uh, 16,000 miles. No, the heated seating is way more energy efficient than blowing out hot air from the aircon. Aircon uses like 1.5 to 3 kilowatts. Heated seating uses like 50 to 100 watts. It's localized heating rather than

just blowing hot air everywhere. Way more energy efficient.

And it's got parking camera sensors, blah blah blah. And what else? So, oh yeah, it's way cheaper to insure because it's, it's slightly slower, so it's not deemed as risky of a car as my Peugeot is because my Peugeot is like, like sporty trim with 0 to 60 in 8 seconds. Citroën does 0 to 60 in 10

seconds, which makes it safer, so it's cheaper to insure and it's classed as like a family car. Prioritize comfort over Peugeot, which Peugeot is like sporty. So it's like way cheaper to insure than the Peugeot.

I'm getting quotes, getting insurance quotes like £450 a year. My Peugeot is like £860 a year.

And it looks way cooler. It's slightly— it's 5 centimeters wider. So what's that? It's like 5 centimeters wider and it's 30 centimeters longer. So it's a bit longer, but come on, 30 centimeters is like that, so barely notice anything.

Monthly payments for Peugeot are about £200 a month. I don't know why it was so expensive. I think because I got like 3-year guarantee and I got the, the special coating and I got this and I got the servicing, blah blah blah.

Yeah, I just did the financing over the phone, picking it up tomorrow. He said he's gonna do valet, clean it out, final checks.

It's C-Series, which is limited edition special trim, basically a mid-spec. It's above the entry spec and it's below the top spec.

So yeah, I get £500 free charging from Superchargers, so that's about 2,700 miles worth of free driving.

How much was it? So the total cash price was like £13K, but I'm trading in my old car, so that means I put in a deposit of £5,600. That means total balance is £8,400. Total interest is £2,000. I'm paying £100 a month for 35 36 months.

I get £900 cash back. He said it will come in a couple weeks.

No, they gave me £6.5K for the car. They gave me 6.5K for the car, but maximum deposit I can give them is 5.6, so they gave me back the extra 900 in cash.

I mean, if they could just take the whole 6.5 as a deposit, my monthly payments would be like 80, but for some reason they can't take more than 40% deposit.

Color white with black trim. It's got nice Nice alloy trims, like black with like silver. There's 18-inch wheels, massive. I'm gonna wreck those potholes.

I'm a genius.

So as long as I keep it in good condition, I don't do too many miles,

then yeah, I'll own equity in the car for when I trade it in for a new PCP car.

Call now? Who? What do you mean? I just came off the phone.

I'm going to pick it up tomorrow.

Even AI agrees that if you're probably going to trade in the car for a new one in a year or two, better off getting PCP

because I keep my cash liquid, don't have massive upfront costs. Flexibility of PCP contract.

Advantage of choosing PCP: keep your cash liquid, lower monthly cost, flexibility. Buy the car outright, trade in for a newer model, or walk away with no further obligation.

And warranty— I've got 1-year warranty and get £500 Octoverse Electroverse card. Why Stellantis? Because it's either Stellantis or you, you shell out like $20-30K for a Tesla or Polestar, or you get like shit 2020 Tesla Model 3 with 100,000 miles on it. I don't really like Teslas anymore anyway. I think this car looks way better than Tesla.

I pay my overdraft with £900.

And also the insurance for a Tesla is high.

Teslas are expensive to insure because the repair costs are expensive. Stellantis is cheaper because It's a big massive company that has all these brands like Peugeot, Renault, Fiat, so it's easy. They like interchange the parts to keep the cost down.

That's why it's cheaper to insure.

Got heated seats.

And yeah, I told him about the battery thing yesterday. He said that after I left, he charged up to full and it's reading like 200 miles range. I said, okay, that's great.

I don't really expect it to have much better range than my Peugeot. It's the same 50 kilowatt battery.

Uh, what else?

Um, so if I use Instavolt, it usually costs me about £20 to do a full charge when I drive halfway from my house to here. So that's like 12 trips Isn't it? Like, no, it's 20 trips but 12 round trips. So it's like, I don't know if I come back home once a month, but I'm probably gonna

move out that house anyway.

So that's like 12 free trips to meet my girlfriend. Don't need to pay for charging because I got the ElectriVerse card.

This fake is running out of battery.

Genius does it again. Just when you think I'm down on my luck.

£900 in the bank, £500 charging credit, better car. A car's better in almost every way.

More comfortable, way nicer interior, better seats, heated seats. Better suspension, big wheels. I've always wanted big wheels, like 18-inch. I don't like those little piddly tiny wheels on cheap cars. Uh, 18-inch alloy.

It's not enabled by my mom. She didn't help at all, although she did offer me £7,000 to buy outright in cash, but then I don't get the £500 Electroburst card. And I don't really want to owe her another 7K.

I got the Citroën e-C4 C-Series 2023

electric car,

so we're both switching out our Peugeots tomorrow for Citroëns. Pretty funny.

Dear Miss Law, looking forward to see you tomorrow to collect your new vehicle. Nice, he must be a happy man. Sold 2 cars to us. I hope he gets a fat bonus. He was a nice guy, met him yesterday.

Uh, get rid of that banged up Peugeot covered in scratches and marks. Got new pristine looking car this time, no Sellotape.

Tomorrow should be fun.

It's too bad I can't use the Octopus Electroverse card with the Tesla Supercharger,

but I think I would prioritize using Tesla charger and use the Electroverse as like just in case I have to use an Instavolt, cuz sometimes Instavolt is just conveniently located where you you basically have to use the InstaVolt charger.

Yeah, EC4 is 100 kg heavier, slightly bigger car, so yeah, will, um,

use a bit more battery, I guess.

Is my car better than my mum's car? My mum got Aircross C3 manual petrol. She got SUV.

Uh, I still think EVs are better.

How is Citroën more energy efficient than my Peugeot?

Oh, what? Slightly less energy efficient due to its larger size and weight.

Fuck. Yeah, whatever. Energy consumption is 15.5 kWh per 100 km versus 14.5 of the Peugeot. 100 kg more heavier. The drag coefficient's 0.29 versus 0.28. It's a crossover body style, not a hatchback.

E-Tway is 90 kg lighter, more compact, which reduces rolling resistance and energy use. Lower ride height, hatchback shape is more aerodynamic than EC4's crossover profile.

Yeah, but EC4 has more comfort and space, softer suspension, still delivers over 200 miles real-world range. Highly doubtful. It's fine, I don't need to do 200 miles in one go. The nearest— the halfway point in between here and Devon is 120 miles. That's the— I mean, I'm not even going to live in Devon anymore anyway.

I need comfort for my bad back.

What does the Citroën do better?

Advanced comfort seats, extra foam padding and lumbar support. Hydraulic cushion suspension, Citroën's unique setup smooths out potholes and rough roads better than Peugeot. Heated steering wheel, Larger boot, more rear legroom for my passengers, higher driving position so I feel superior.

Well, yeah, you could fit more parcels in it.

It's got 10-inch touchscreen, which is bigger than my Peugeot 7-inch.

Um, it's got faster onboard charger for faster home charging, 11 kilowatts.

So if you've got a home charger, it will charge faster so you can get it all charged overnight on the cheap tariff rather than it spilling off into the morning

at day rates.

Driving position higher so I get a more commanding view of the road.

Uh, what else? Heated steering wheel.

How much higher is the seating?

9 cm higher. Noticeably more elevated and commanding view of the road. A bit higher up than those hatchback peasants.

I'll be sitting 9 centimeters higher than all the peasants. There's a crossover SUV— what is it?

Compact crossover. Extra height makes it feel more spacious and SUV-like.

Crossover of what?

It blends features of a hatchback and an SUV. It's got a compact footprint of the hatchback with a sloping rear roofline. It's got SUV traits like higher ride height and more ground clearance. Ground clearance is good. I remember hitting a lot of things on the underneath of my Peugeot. Chunkier style and body cladding.

Doesn't have the bulk or fuel costs of a traditional SUV, so it's a crossover.

Gonna pick up my new car tomorrow.

Exciting! I didn't even test drive it. Don't even care.

I mean, I can imagine what it'd be like. We test drove the petrol C4, so it would just be like that, wouldn't it?

So yeah, monthly expenses will go up £100 a month, but I will get £900 cash injection

plus £500 charging. And, um, yeah, I mean, I'm not going to be living in that Devon house for 4 years, am I?

So the money I save from moving out, I easily cover that £100 a month.

Plus, it's— look, it looks cooler

and it's got heated seating.

And it looks like a proper car, not like a little toy car.

£102 a month though.

I haven't told her yet that I've bought the car. Maybe I'll surprise her.

New car.

It looks like a Tesla, but it looks cooler in my opinion. It's got that cool spoiler wing.

It's got little black bits. Contract, 36 months.

But I'll probably just trade it in for another car to get a new PCP.

I think I'm sick again.

Throat feels a bit scratchy.

So they're going to buy my Peugeot for 6,500. They're probably going to spend like 1.5K to repair it. So to break even on that car,

they're gonna have to sell it for like $10K. They're probably gonna sell my car for like $10K, $9K or $10K. That'll give them a little profit.

Well, I'm not buying her a car, I'm buying myself a car.

She probably doesn't even want the heated seating cuz she always says it's hot.

Women seem to get hot for some reason.

I'm freezing, I got the heater on, she's like, can I open the window?

What do you mean I couldn't sell it for £6K? Yeah, on carwow.com they, they offered me £5,200. What a rip-off. At this dealership they offered me £6.5K

plus £500 Electrovers card.

Can't pick it up now.

I just wish we weren't going so late because it's gonna be dark or getting dark.

So now I've gotta wait for this Stellantis. Thing with

the signature.

Optional insurance products. I said, nah, I don't need like add-ons. He asked me if I wanted gap insurance. I said, what's that? I said, no thanks.

Check Bitmain. Why is it ripping? Yeah, I know it tanked. Everything tanked.

Silver tanked. Gold tanked. I'm down £18 on my long.

I don't want the gap insurance. Stupid.

I'm down 250 on Bitmain now.

I'm down 280. Jesus.

Do some quick exercise. Oh my God.

I lowered my weights down to 7.5 kg and I do 20 reps. Do you think that's the same as doing 10 reps with 12 kg?

Now I do better form,

don't hurt my back.

Why do I lift with my shoulder and not my arm? I'm lifting with everything. I'm not just training biceps, I'm training the whole upper body.

Shoulders, biceps, elbows.

Oh, what

do you mean I don't eat protein? I had 2 salmon fillets yesterday. I had 2 pieces of bacon and an egg today.

I don't know why the Peugeot place gave me such a bad deal.

£200 a month. Why did they give me such a bad deal? It's not like the Citroën's more expensive, it's actually cheaper, or like same price range, £13K.

Now I got a proper car.

What do you mean you bought a new car? It's not new, it's used.

When I say I'm getting a new car, it's new for me. I'm not saying it's new with no previous owners.

What are you saying, because I've already got a car they're trying to sweeten the deal to get me to get the other car? Yeah, why don't they just do that when I already don't have a car?

No, it's a new car for me. Obviously it's not brand new.

It's like when you say I got a new girlfriend, doesn't mean she's never had sex before. It's not like I'm dating a virgin.

Oh, you guys are autistic with the semantics.

Tell me about the new car. I'm getting the Citroën electric C4 2023 model, C-Series mid-spec,

trading in my Peugeot for £6,500, getting PCP £100 a month,

and I get free £500 Electrovers charge charging card with it.

So I gotta bring my spare key, charging— wait, no, I don't need to bring the charging cable. That's my charging cable. I bought it off Amazon. I need it for my new car. Get their own charging. Oh, I still got the like official Peugeot cable that came with it. That's good. Uh, I didn't— they didn't ask about

the parcel shelf. Because I took that out, but it's downstairs.

I think Citroën looks better than Peugeot.

I think French cars look pretty nice, just like the women— square and chunky in the right places, but curvy in the right places.

Too. Citroëns are cool.

When I pull up at the Tesla Supercharge, all the Tesla people are going to be like, wow, what car is that?

Where's that picture?

Oh yeah, it

looks cool as fuck.

This menu cart

looks cool.

Looks like this.

Look at those wheels, massive,

18-inch.

I like white, stands out.

It looks more mature as well than red. Red looks a bit like— I don't know,

I mean, red's a fun color, but it doesn't scream maturity.

One weird thing is it doesn't have a, a rear wiper for the rear windscreen.

So if it rains, how am I gonna see out the back?

Oh, whatever.

I don't look out the back anyway.

It's hidden, really? I read in reviews it doesn't have one.

The spoiler looks cool, like a wing spoiler.

Seafoam. Yeah, the French don't like wiping the backside. That's why they got the best smelly girls in the world.

I'll add £900 to my savings.

He said I'll get it in about 2 weeks, but I had it now. Pretty much locked in, isn't it? £900 added.

Maybe add the £500 Electroverse card as well.

Market are not doing much today.

It went up and then went down.

I think it's gonna continue going up. I'm staying long.

I don't know if it's the last kick stream.

There's no way I can be sick again. I was already sick.

How am I sick again?

My mum keeps saying it's too big for me. I keep saying it's only higher and 30 centimeters longer and 5 centimeters wider. Come on, that's like 2.5 centimeters wider on each side. It's like There were 2 centimeters, like this long.

So in total, it's like that much wider. I barely noticed that. I mean, you won't even notice that.

30 centimeters longer, it's like that much longer.

So yeah, it's gonna look bigger than the Peugeot

because it's also got bigger wheels, so it's gonna sit higher up.

It's got 18-inch wheels. 23-inch, that's like a tractor.

It's funny, me and my mum both got Peugeots, now we both got Citroëns.

No, I'm still getting $7 an hour. I made $20 for the last stream.

Come on, where's my Stellantis email? He said it will probably come in the afternoon.

What time is it now? It's already the afternoon. It's like half 4. Yeah,

$20 for 3 hours, it's rubbish.

Yeah, it's probably got the same battery and motor as my Peugeot.

It's not 666.

Oh wait, it is. What?

Let me check again.

What? 1989 for 3 hours.

That's $6.60. That is lowering even more. It used to be $8 an hour, now $6.60.

What? Oh, fuck you, Kick. I don't even need you anymore. £5 an hour.

Yeah, well, I just got to stream 2 days and that pays for my new car.

Also, I save £400 a year on car insurance.

So I use that £900 from the Peugeot to pay my rent.

Genius.

The money's already gone. Well, yeah, it's not gonna last forever. I'm £2,000 in overdraft. It's gonna go straight into the overdraft.

The hell is this beeping?

Neighbor's gonna be impressed when I pull up in my new Citroën. They'll be like, wow, Daniel's doing good in life. Maybe we shouldn't have disrespected him.

I've got the best looking car in the neighborhood.

No, my Devon neighbors.

Gonna flex my new car on them even though they're probably driving $25K Mercedes and BMWs. Yeah, well, their cars look rubbish. Screw the Audis and BMWs.

Her grandparents fought hard to defeat the Germans, and then they go and buy German cars.

Imagine you risk your life to fight the Nazis, and then you're great-grandkids buying German cars. You'll be like, what the fuck?

Why are you helping them and their economies?

At least I'm helping the French who helped us fight the Nazis. I'm not a traitor.

Yeah, but after Napoleon Wars, we became friends.

If you buy Audi and BMW, basically supporting Nazism.

BMW and Audi created bullets and missiles for Hitler before making cars, just like Mitsubishi used to make those planes

and then changed into a car company.

Disrespecting great-granddads.

Also, I'm saving the planet by not using petrol. Eco-friendly.

It's not an old EV, it's 2023 September model. It's newer than my Peugeot.

It's over a year newer than my Peugeot.

I'm not driving a shitty 2010 banger. I've got the latest technology—

heated seats, heated steering.

And it's got—

what's got

comfort-focused design, elevated driving position, generous tech features tailored for relaxed everyday electric driving, advanced comfort seats extra foam padding and ergonomic shaping for long-distance comfort. Heated front seats and steering wheel.

Progressive hydraulic cushion suspension unique to Citroën smooths out bumps better than conventional setups. Enhanced sound insulation for a peaceful drive. See, the Peugeot is so loud on the motorway, it's just like the whole time. This is supposed to be very quiet cabin.

It's got quiet cabin enhanced sound insulation. It's got 10-inch touchscreen display. It's got digital driver display. It's got a Citroën app integration,

um, bronze accents, unique trim details on the dashboard.

And £500 Octoverse Electroverse Octopus charging credit, 2,700 miles of public charging.

It's 0.09 meters taller than the Peugeot,

noticeably more elevated and commanding view of the road.

I'm picking up my new car tomorrow.

How long until it gets bashed up?

No, I didn't borrow money.

I'm making money. They're gonna pay me £900 in cash.

I used the Peugeot as deposit, but the Peugeot was worth more than the deposit maximum, so they're gonna pay me what's left over, so £900.

It focuses on comfort, practicality, long-distance usability.

200 miles real-world range, softer suspension, more comfort and space.

I don't like Japanese cars. I think they're ugly. All Toyotas ugly. Hondas ugly. Mazda—

BYDs are expensive. They're like $40K because they have to be imported as well.

Honda Civics look quite nice, but they're damn expensive. They're like $20K plus.

At least

I'm not getting ripped off on this car.

£102 a month. 16,000 miles.

All the girls gonna be swooning over my new car.

Why do I need a car? So I can go to my Devon house, what do you think? And so I can go see my girlfriend.

Balloon payment 6K, but I'm not gonna pay it. I'm just gonna trade it in for a new car.

You either pay the balloon payment and own the car, you give the car back to them and walk away, or you trade it in for a new car. I'll just trade it in.

Imagine thinking I'm gonna have the same car for 4 years. I'd probably get bored of it in a week.

Yeah, of course they know the damage. I took it into their place yesterday and they had an inspection. They valued it at 6.5k.

I'm not buying it, I got it on PCP.

Oh, you people don't understand about cars.

Maybe I'll make a video about, like, a review video.

My Peugeot e-208.

I got PCP again because it's only £100 a month. I get £900 cashback from my Peugeot.

I get £500 Electrovers card.

That's £1,400 plus £6.5K on the, uh, Peugeot.

No, 36 monthly payments.

I did get a car. You'll see it tomorrow.

I

got the Citroën C4 Electric C-Series Limited Special Edition.

Heated seating, Heated steering wheel, cushion suspension technology.

Yeah, trading's going great. See, look, I'm down £20 on long, down £3 on short, but today I made £15.

I thought it would keep ripping up to there, but it didn't.

It counts at

9:08. Oh, where's the camera gone?

What does it do? Oh, that was the

long positions. Um,

they're up there,

but market keeps tanking.

I mean, yeah, okay, I've got £2,000 interest

that I wouldn't have had to pay if I just bought the car outright. But then I wouldn't get the £500 Electrovers card

and I wouldn't have the flexibility of a PCP.

And this interest rate is way better than the Peugeot one, so 9.5% interest rate. Spread over 3 years. You're gonna notice £1,500 over 3 years?

No. I'm gonna tell her I bought it in cash.

Yeah, you might as well rent forever. Who owns the same car for their whole life?

Boring.

When the new Citroën comes out in 3 years, I'll just get that and trade in my new Citroën.

Let's face it, I'm never gonna own the same car for like 30 years of my life. You think I'm going to own the same car for 30 years

and then the car gets devalued? So when I go to trade it in 3 years later, it's lost loads of value.

I'm not going to crash the car.

What Tesla? I never had a Tesla.

I'll probably trade it in for a new car next year.

If I trade it in for a cheaper car, they'll pay me back some money.

They'll be like, oh, you continue paying £100 a month, but we'll give you £6K.

You guys just don't understand finance. That's why you get ripped off.

Do more weights.

A 2, a 3, a 4, a 5, a 6, 7, 8, 9, The cost of this car is like the cost of a new phone on a contract. £100 a month.

Fat people spend that in a week on Uber Eats.

3, 4.

5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10,

11, 12, 13,

14, 15.

Oh,

I

can smell lasagna. Life's good, guys. New car, lasagna.

Me and my girlfriend in 11 days.

I'll come back home to my Devon house with my new car.

Neighbour's gonna be like, wow,

new car.

That means I can go and drive to her 12 times for free with my £500 Electrovers card.

How else is the Citroën better?

Make me feel good about my new car.

It just says the same things: advanced comfort seats, quieter cabin, more boot space, higher seating position.

So I can fit more of my stuff into my car when I move out of the house.

Looking forward to tomorrow.

I wish it wasn't so late. Why can't we just go like 1 PM, 2 PM?

Weird you couldn't pick it up today. Well, he said it needs to be cleaned and valeted and checked over.

I said, what if you just don't bother cleaning it? Oh, I mean, it's gonna get messed up anyway. I said I don't really care if it's not mint condition. He said, oh, there's like a mark on it, needs to be buffed out. Oh, there's gonna be a lot more marks on it when I get my hands on

it, trust me.

I'm gonna put it through the wringer. Yeah, obviously it's a used car. What, you think I'm gonna buy a brand new car? I'm not that stupid.

At first he was like, oh, you won't be able to pick up until next week because it needs this and that. I said, can't you just not do the valet and cleaning?

I think he pulled some strings, so I could take her home tomorrow.

Why can't I access OnlyFans?

Just doesn't load the website.

What time is it? 5 o'clock. Oh, 2 hours.

Fuck's sake, the market's not doing anything.

This is so boring.

Maybe I'll play some Chivalry. I can't play for 2 hours though,

gotta do Uber Eats in my new car.

Well, at least I got green on this short. Hopefully take profit on something,

maybe like that.

Yeah, look, SPY went back into the zone, rejected,

might drop back down to there.

Might go hard on

shorts, make about £15.

Can't be red on everything, surely.

Either it goes up, I make my £20 back, or it goes down, I take profit on these 2 shorts.

Genius.

Help! What?

I'm streaming. You're not streaming.

Yeah, I have to sit here or they won't pay me.

Thank you for what?

I did it all on my own, getting the new car. I didn't borrow any money.

Market, get a tank.

God, getting into cars is expensive, isn't it?

But it would just be impossible to have a long-distance girlfriend without a car. How would I go and meet her? It'd be impossible. I'd get on the train for like 5 hours and get stabbed, probably. See, I told you, don't get on the train, get stabbed. Don't get on the bus to get stabbed.

That's why I learned to drive, to not get stabbed and to make dating easier.

Market trying to tank up 78p.

Up £1.50.

Up £2. Nice push.

Up £2.70.

Wow, nice push, up £4.

Up £3.

We're pushing back into the gap.

Really wish I didn't do that long.

I'd be up $930 if I— I'd be up $935 if I didn't have that. It's okay, we'll bounce back. I'll take profit on the shorts first. And then I'll make money back on the way up. Can't lose. That's why Trading 212 is not happy, because I figured out infinite money glitch.

My new car's white with black trim, bronze alloy finishes as well, with 18-inch alloys.

What? Oh, I can't.

Kick's gonna bother me.

Quite heavy. Why did you got to put it up here? Because the step away. Wait, hold on your handle and then you climb on one step.

Climb on one step and then another step.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Lose my £5 an hour. Kick will be like, streamer wasn't present.

Up £4.

Strong push into £4.24 profits.

Strong push.

Come on, flip green for this second short.

Up 3 pounds.

Come on, push down.

Up £9, £910.

Just need to— it's finding, um, demand zone here.

I need it to break it back in.

SPY rejected off this gap. That's a pretty good validation to short.

Push it down.

Up £4.

How am I losing even more money? I'm making money. I made £15 today day trading. Hell are you talking about?

Today I made £1 plus £8.20, it's £9, plus 50p, it's £10, plus £6. I made £16, and then overnight I made £10. I made £26.

Make more from trading than I make from streaming.

Just because you're still net negative doesn't mean you didn't make money. You got a weird way of thinking. Something wrong with your brain.

It's not luck, it's skill. I got the Citroën electric C4.

No,

if you lose 10K and then you make back 5K You made 5K.

You just don't understand business. That's why you're a wage slave, or probably unemployed.

Uh, no point talking to you. You just don't get it, do you?

That's why you're poor.

Look, it's green. It means I made money.

I'm a bit scared it's gonna bounce here though. It might bounce a little bit.

It's already bounced through 2 times, might bounce again.

Probably needs to sweep more liquidity to break all the way through, although SPY has already broken through and continuing to drop down.

Up £3.30.

Getting

my new car tomorrow.

Committed to £100 a month? Yeah, but I'm gonna move out the house and I'll be saving thousands.

Plus I got £500 Octopus charging card. It's gonna save me £500. That's like 5 months worth of the PCP. Plus they paid me back £900 for the car. That's 14 months of the PCP covered.

Basically get a year free PCP.

Yeah,

I'm picking up my new car tomorrow.

I got all these bonuses that basically make the first 14 months of the PCP free.

Might as well call it a free PC, free CP. Up £4, nice push

down.

Up £5.

Want a solid push down.

There we go, push down, push it, push it,

push it,

push it up £6.

Push it,

push it.

Might take profit there.

Push it,

push it.

Push it,

push it.

No,

push it,

push it,

push.

No, put stop loss at £5, maybe £6. I'm locking the £6. £6 or £7, which one you gonna give me?

£6 or £7? Whoa, £7! £7.65!

I got this short still.

Tankin',

tankin'.

Yeah, it's because I put a long here which is down £30, so really I'm at £945 if I didn't take that long.

I've got one more long here—

I mean short, but I only take profit if it gets down to there. Not really worth it for £3.

I lost £30 on this long. Well, we'll have to just wait for the market to bounce back up. It will. I'd rather be able to get out of these shorts first.

I still got this short down here too.

Push it!

I'm up £3 on this short.

VIX spiked.

Imagine Traveling Trader gets banned from his broker too. Not trading enough.

BMNR crashing. It's not crashing, it was already doing that.

Still staying above $40.

The first week of November is going to be bumpy, everyone knew that.

Why'd I buy a new car? Because it has got heated seating and steering wheel,

it's got extra foam padding seating for my bad back, and I got £900 cashback for my Peugeot trading and £500 Electroverse charging card.

It's not crashing,

it's just because crypto is not doing its ripping thing right now.

It will come end of November, just wait for it.

Yeah, thanks Luffy, it is smart. I get a nicer car, only £100 a month. I get rid of that bashed up Peugeot, you get £900 cash back, I get £500 Electraverse card,

get a way better looking car. It's genius.

My mum got a new car as well. We're both picking them up tomorrow.

Ripping.

It bounced off the 50% again. 50% is a strong level for bouncing. See, look, bounce, bounce, bounce.

Oh, bounced again.

It's not a bad life decision. It's £100 a month. You're not even gonna notice £100 a month going out. You think you'll notice £100 a month?

I made £100 in a day.

It's a nice upgrade, it's a nice looking car, plus I get some incentives. Get rid of that. My bashed up Peugeot is going to lose even more value as time goes on.

Like I said, I wouldn't sell it for £5K, but if they're gonna offer me £6.5K— they basically offered me £7K. They offered me £6.5K plus a £500 credit for charging. They gave me £7K. £7K for my bashed up Peugeot. I'd bite their hand off.

My Citroën has already lost 2 years worth of value. It's already depreciated from, you know, the Citroën. It was like a 30K car back in 2023,

depreciated down to 12K. Most of the depreciation has already happened. I bought at the bottom, basically.

Yeah, duh, it's a used car. Imagine thinking I'm going to buy a brand new car. What brand new car is 12K?

It's only got 16,000 miles, dumbass. The previous owner barely used it. 16,000 miles over 2 years, that's like 8,000 a year. I did, I did more than 16,000 miles in 1 year on my Peugeot.

Who says no one's using it? They just got the car in the lot a couple days ago. What, you think they got the car— you think the car's been sitting there for sale for a year or two? You might— you have no idea how car dealerships work, do you?

The turnover rate for cars is insane. They're selling cars every week. What, you think the car's just sitting there unsold for years? He's not lying.

It's a reputable company. God, you people are so dumb.

They got all the records and proof. If they get caught lying, they can get sued. Why would they risk getting sued when they're making good money? They don't need to lie. It's a profitable business.

You guys just don't understand how things work, so why don't you shut up?

Good thing I took the £7 profit.

If it's only got 16,000 miles on it, then obviously the previous owner didn't use it much, because if that was my car, I would have done like 40K miles on it by now.

Yeah, I got a really good deal, 7K for my Peugeot.

Those heated seats gonna be real nice in winter. I might sit butt naked on them.

You're not doing deliveries? Why does that matter? I still drive. I go to Tesco, I drive to Devon.

Yeah, it's £7K because I got £6.5K and a £500 Electroverse card. I can't be bothered to keep saying it, so I'm just gonna say I got £7K for it. Got £500 worth of charging credit.

Plus I'm making good money day trading now.

I reduced my P&L by £400 over the last month or two.

I'm getting good at this.

Like I'm completely tuned in to the trading world.

I know what's up.

How far away am I from the 1700s on my P&L?

I'm £11 away from cracking down to 1700s. In the P&L. I just need an £11 profit trade.

That's why I don't close out my red trades. I only close out my green trades because the green trades reduce my P&L. The red ones just increase it.

I get my P&L down to zero and I'll still be at £900 because I have all these red trades open that never get revisited.

Trading 101 is cut your red. The hell does that mean?

It's trading 212, not trading 101.

Is it gonna tank or what? I'm not banned, I just got a warning. Saying that my losses are disproportionate to the amount of savings that I've stated I have. So I went into settings and I increased the savings

and I increased my annual income.

I didn't lie, I made 25K this year.

It doesn't matter. It's like when you enter an adult site and you click the I'm over 18 button. The website doesn't care. They just make you click it so they don't get in trouble.

I got a short reload shorts.

Take profit here.

I didn't pay $2K interest on a $6.5K car. What are you talking about? It's $2K interest on a $13K car.

The price was £13,490 minus my deposit of £5,600, so it's interest on £7,890

at 9.5% interest. Which is— wait, why? That should only be £750.

Why is the total interest £2,000? Or whatever, it's only £100 a month, you won't even notice it.

Up

1p.

Push it. Push it,

push it.

The balance, it's there.

I don't know why they changed the balance. It used to be there

on Edge browser. It's still there, but on Chrome it's not there. It's weird.

Push it.

No.

I think US lunchtime's over. What's Wall Street gonna do? I'm not hiding the balance. Look, it's right there,

idiot.

Push it. Tanking, tanking.

Ah, ah,

tanking.

Push it.

Come on, push it down.

No, no, yes, no, no, yeah. I might get out the short.

I don't trust the pushing. I'm out.

It's looking strong.

Okay, come back up here so I can get out this long.

Imagine I left my locking wheel nut in Devon and then I got to drive all the way back to Devon, pick it up, and drive all the way back here again.

That'd be crazy. I brought my V5 paper. I don't know if they need that. Yeah, I got locking wheel now. I got my spare key. For some reason I had a feeling I might get a new car.

I'm not down 20% on BM&R.

Oh wait, I am actually. That— how did you know that? Exactly 20%.

Yeah, whatever, because crypto hasn't ran yet.

Bitmain is bouncing here, got a strong support level. Tom Lee's going to be buying billions soon.

I've got a bit of a sore throat.

Ripping.

I put 1,400 in Bitmine

for the crypto rally. Crypto rally will happen mid to end of November into Christmas.

I've already added too much to it. I'm overexposed. Also, I have no money to add to it.

Why is it not doing anything?

Oh, now it's tanking. Go short again.

Go short. Push it.

Push it.

Got double shorts. Give me £2 there.

Push it,

push it,

push it.

The fuck is

gap insurance? Come on.

He explained it to me, but I already forgot what he said.

It just went in one ear, came out the other, and I was like, I don't want that. I'll stick with £100 a month. He said— I don't know, I can't remember what he said, but I don't want to pay more money. They just— I mean, they keep giving you more and more options, like Do you want the

special coating? Do you want the 3-year warranty? Do you want this? And then at the end of the day, you say yes to everything. You end up paying £200 a month like I did with the Peugeot. I'll just keep it as cheap as possible.

Push it,

push it!

Push it. I'm gonna put this one there, mark it very weak.

Push it.

Yeah, I didn't buy the car. I got it on PCP. Are you thick?

So should I tell my girlfriend I bought the car now or tomorrow?

I think I'll say I bought it tomorrow when I have it. I don't want to spoil the surprise yet.

Now, should I say that I bought it outright or I got PCP?

Come on, push it.

Why lie? Because I want to choose the most impressive version of the story.

If I say I bought it outright in cash, it makes me seem financially irresponsible. But if I say, oh, I got on PCP, really good deal, got this, got that, then it seems

I mean, it seems less impressive than being able to purchase it outright, but then it also seems more financially responsible.

I don't know which one she would lean towards— fiscal responsibility or power, financial firepower.

It's Citroën. Yeah, Citroëns are cool. Reliable, comfortable, not too flashy,

fuel efficient.

Why is it not tanking, for God's sake?

What happened to Tan King?

The Tan King,

where is the Tan King? Got 1 hour left until dinner.

It's not chavvy. Citroën is a family car. Mature people drive it. It's not Volkswagen. Like, Volkswagen Polo's a chavvy car.

Imagine having the word wagon in your car. Ugly. Oh yeah, my people wagon. Volks means folk, basically means people.

Oh God, I lost all my gains.

What?

Where's the push it?

Push it.

Come on.

Okay, I'm out of this one. Screw that.

Go long.

Flipping bias. I'm up 16p.

It obviously wants to bounce.

Bounce then.

Oh my God, now it's tanking.

What? Oh my God, are you kidding me?

Oh my— go short.

Give me 50p.

What?

Go short.

Come on, choose a side. Just fucking move.

Do something, stupid market.

Look, it's not doing anything now. Oh.

Ripping.

Made 50p. 50p profit.

Oh no,

go long. All in long.

Give me £5.

Go, go, go!

VIX is tanking. Market should go up.

Rip it!

Rip it,

rip it,

rip it.

It's not 50 cents, it's 50p. Are you people deaf?

I've got to make sure to take out my dashcam. I've got to take out— what else?

All my cables. I guess tomorrow I'll prep my car.

Do not tank in.

Um, down £2.80 in that long now.

No,

go short.

Fuck Trading 212's warning. Trade as much as I fucking want to, bitch.

Are we tanking or what? Yeah, tanking up 35p.

Whoa,

whoa,

whoa!

Up £1.70.

Push it,

push it,

push it.

Ignore that £6 loss. Push it,

push it.

Push it!

Yay, 64p profit!

Push it!

Closing this one out, 10p profit. We've got one short here,

maybe I'll move it down there in case it does a mega tank. I'm down £36 on the 2 longs.

Oh shit,

I am— oh, I'm £2.87 away from 1700s. If I take profit on that short, I'm back in the 1700s.

You can still do 0.11 units for shorts.

Oh, Pushkin, what's he doing down there?

Push it,

tanking,

pushkin.

Push it.

Go on, down £7 there.

What's Spy doing? Spy tanking.

Pushkin,

fluffy boy. I'm up £4.

What are you doing?

Up £3.60.

Maybe I

take profit. Oh,

imagine I get that £17.

Maybe we're going for

that. Go short,

take profit there,

push it.

Ah,

come on.

I could have taken— wait, when did it go down there? Oh, that was before. I could have taken £5 profit.

Yeah, well, maybe I will.

No.

Yeah, yeah.

No.

Push it.

No.

Damn it, I want the £5.

Yeah, I

need £2.70.

Bitmain tanking again.

Silver, nothing. Facebook, nothing. Gold, nothing.

Tank it.

Should I take profit?

Give me £5.

No,

flip red,

flip red,

flip red.

Oh, push it.

Am I sick again? Push it.

What time is it? 6:01. Got 1 hour.

Oh.

I might get out of this.

Stop loss there.

Now or never.

Oh, £2.50 spasming.

Oh no, my P&L is 1,800.39. I'm 39p away from 1,700.

Go short again. Reloading,

reloading. I need 40p. Give me 40p.

Come on, 40p, 40p,

40p. I made £20 today.

Yo, 40p,

40p.

Come on, I need 40p. Yeah,

yeah,

no,

come on.

Oh, come on. Oh yeah, 58p.

I should be in the 1700s now.

Ha, 1799.81. I'm back in the 1700s PNL.

I can't go long anymore. Got nothing. I'm already fully long,

which is not good if it tanks more,

which it might.

All in short,

Take profit there.

Put this take profit there.

Up £1.

Spire looks like it's gonna tank.

Tank,

tank it.

Come on, tanking.

Up 60p, up £1.

Come on, tanking.

I might try bounce off this fib level.

I don't know how much. Do you think you could tank down to that level?

Might be hard to unless there's really bad news.

This level's been tested 3 times now. That was the 4th time.

Come

on, push it, push it.

Push it,

push it. Stop loss in.

Ah, 84p.

Get ready for reloading.

Reloading. Ah, I missed the reloading.

Do not tank. I did not reload.

Reloading. I can't— whoa!

Take profit there.

Tanking.

Stabilize.

I've got too many longs up here for these shorts to actually make the account go back up.

Tanking.

Come on, no.

No, no,

close this one. 24p profit.

Where's my P&L?

P&L's at 1798. Nice, it's like we're going back in time. Napoleonic Wars.

Tanken,

tanken.

I

want to get out of this short, maybe.

Tank it.

Come on, tank it,

tank it,

tank it.

Uh-huh,

tank it.

Stop loss there.

30p or 80p, which one? Oh, it tagged it. Come on,

tag it. 87. Come on, you're at 87. Why is it not

Yes, 98p! Oh God, it's tanking.

Oh shit, go short again.

I think we're going all the way to the bottom of the

that. This is some volatile price action.

Damn, Bitmain gonna be in the 30s in a minute.

I wonder if it gets to the bottom of the gap like SPY did.

Is it tanking?

It's a gap fill. It hasn't filled the gap.

SPY filled the gap and ripped right through it and then rejected off it. NASDAQ has only just breached halfway.

NASDAQ's too strong. It's got NAS— I mean, it's got Nvidia and stuff like that in it.

Power dump. Should I go all in short then? You better be right.

Power dump it.

Power dump.

Push it.

Push it,

push it!

Come on, you got to fill this gap. What are you doing?

Down £40 on these longs. I would have been at £940 if I didn't take those longs.

What time is it? 45 minutes left and then dinner.

Bitmain tanking.

Got lasagna for dinner.

Gold tanking.

Facebook tanking. Holy shit, look at Facebook.

Broke a trendline.

VIX spiking.

Dump it.

Tankin'. It's gonna do a massive booming.

It's gonna upside down boom it. Watch.

Look, it'll go like that.

Boom it,

boom it,

boom it!

No, if they lower it to £3 an hour, I'm not streaming.

Although I might as well if I'm just sitting here trading anyway. Still money, isn't it?

I'll just put in even less effort if that's how they want to play.

I'll just put in even less effort if you're going to punish me.

More shit streams for your shit website.

Hey everyone, welcome to Kick, where everyone here just sits in front of a camera doing fuck all. Website's gonna be dead in a year.

Boom it. Booming it.

Gotta break this level.

Come on,

come on,

boom it! Here it comes,

boom it!

We're breaking down,

breaking down.

Up £3.

Whoa,

up £4.

Boom it!

It's gonna happen now.

So how far do you think it's gonna drop?

Like down to there, I'd make £50 if it did that.

Maybe like down to there, I make £30.

Tanking.

Closing the gap.

39 minutes till dinner. I can't believe I'm getting a new car tomorrow. Gonna be fun.

Yeah, I'm getting my new car tomorrow.

Oh God, it's ripping.

Oh, what?

What?

Tankin', fam. It's been shorted so much. Look, short, rep, short, rep, short.

Bem, menar tanken.

32 minutes. I mean, 37 minutes.

Actually, only 29 minutes until 3 hours. Might end in exactly 3 hours, lock in another £15.

That means I've done 6 hours today, and then I got to do 4 hours to make it up to 10. I might just do another 3. I didn't buy the same EV, it's a crossover hatchback SUV with heated seating.

Come on, tank.

The problem is the SPY is bouncing on this trend line. That one

needs to break this.

Which features tipped you over? Number 1, the look of it is really cool. Number 2, heated seating. Number 3, uh, heated steering wheel. Number 4, um,

that's it really. Yeah, it's an EV, 200-mile range,

bigger boot space.

But it looks really cool, that's the main thing.

Well, the battery is not going to be aged more than mine, is it? My car is 3 years old, has double the mileage.

It's actually the same price as my one back in 2024 when I bought it, £13K.

No, my Peugeot is 3 years old. The Citroën is 2 years old with half the

mileage, 16,000 miles on the mileage.

No, I didn't get my Peugeot this year. I got it last September. Oh my God,

how did you think I was doing Amazon Flex last year if I bought the car this year? Was I riding on a bicycle?

Yeah, batteries don't age if you don't use it.

Duh, you get battery degradation from using it a lot and overcharging it to 100%.

But you don't really get that until like 5, 10 years in. I'm not gonna have it for 5 years. I'll probably trade it in next year for the latest model.

Come on, tank! Boom it!

Boom! Push!

I've got a sore throat now. I need to buy Strepsils.

Getting a bit of a scratchy throat.

Boom it!

Big move incoming. How big? Like that big?

Where's Andy Olson?

VIX is ripping.

I can't go short anymore. Just a tiny bit.

Come on, boom it!

I'm up £5.

Boom it!

I said boom it. Ah,

bit mine getting boomed upside down.

Bong Bong's such a bitch, isn't she? Johnny needs her to come and testify to move the trial along, but she's like, oh, I can't be bothered, I'm in Australia streaming. Then get fucking removed from the testification. Just remove her then if she's not going to show up at court.

You're wasting everyone's time. If you're not going to show up, then just say you're not going to show up so they can stop waiting for you, stupid dumb bitch.

I care about Johnny. Poor young man in the prime of his life facing over 10 years in jail. For what? Being a goofball outside and throwing some noodles about? That doesn't deserve 12 years jail. Just give him like 6 months, give him a fine, kick him out the country. Such a joke. People murdered— people get less time

than that.

And wasting all these resources

He didn't even do anything that bad. He was just annoying.

Legal system's getting ridiculous. How about they go after actual criminals who like murder people and stuff like that?

Wasting all this time on some streamer who just messed about on the streets.

Ah, where's the booming? Got 20 minutes left, then dinner.

Buy

me.

Buy me.

Ah, pour moi.

Why won't it do the thing?

Uh, 20 minutes until dinner. At least give me some action.

This one's so much nicer, the mango.

Don't like this one.

Boom it!

Skip dinner? No, I'll still look at it on my phone.

The SPY broke that trend line.

Come on, tank.

It broke this trend line. Now break this one.

I'm up £6. No, £5.

27 minutes. I mean, 17 minutes.

I'm hungry.

15, 15, 15, that's £45.

I can only stomach 3 hours at a time now. Don't know how I did 14 hours before. Yeah, when the money's good, you do it. When it's rubbish, you don't want to do it anymore.

I don't know why it's like finding support here. Where's the support? There's nothing in there. This is an open gap. Like, why would it be bouncing here in the middle of nowhere? Just hank it. There's nothing to bounce off.

Yeah, I bought a new car. I'm picking it up tomorrow.

Electric Citroën C4. Heated seating, heated steering wheel. 0 to 60 in 10 seconds.

Cushion super soft suspension.

C-Series mid-spec.

Got £500, um, electric charging credit thingy.

It looks really nice, kind of looks like a police car.

You know cars with the bike rack on top? They always freak me out because they look like a police car. The bike rack thing looks like a siren from afar. They always freak me out.

Or if a car has like a bit of green on the front, I get scared. I hate it when the police are behind you as well. What about those motorway traffic Patrol cars. I think they can get you for speeding as well.

I don't think they got the power to arrest, but they can— they probably got like cameras in the car.

I don't know if they're allowed to pull people over.

It's funny how everyone slows down when they're around, like everyone's scared.

Oh no, Bitmine dropping to 39.

In Tom Lee we trust.

I bought, I bought around 53. I bought here,

53. I bought here.

I need it to do like a massive

30% move to break even.

Should have taken profit when I was up $250.

Yeah, well, if Bitcoin drops down to like $98K, people are going to buy it up hard.

And then this crash will be short-lived.

13 minutes till dinner.

Tank it, boom it, push it. I'm up £7.

It's looking good for the short.

Let it fall.

Could bounce there.

Like that.

Push it, push it,

push it.

Up £7.

Up £8.

How long? 11 minutes.

Oh, this is a slow tank.

Where everyone tuning in from? Everyone tuning in from? Everyone tuning in from? I wonder if Dave Gibson's gonna come over to check out our new cars. We're the Citroën fam now.

My second car. Like mother, like son.

The new car is slower than my Peugeot, but that's why it's cheaper to insure. The faster the car goes, the more expensive the insurance is.

So I'm saving £400 a year on insurance. That's 4 months of PCP paid for on its own. That means I only pay 8 months a year of PCP,

because if I kept with my car, the insurance is going to be £800 plus.

Yeah, it's supposed to be like a really comfortable car. Whereas the Peugeot is more of like agile, nippy, sporty, which I don't really care about, to be honest. I'm not really a boy racer.

Still paying £800 a year? I just switched my car on my insurance. I'm not paying anything until this one expires.

You just change your car and they might refund me some money.

9 minutes left. Now you just don't understand how car insurance works. You probably don't even have a car.

I don't want a Tesla. Yeah, you can get a cheap one for like $12K, $15K, but it's gonna have 100,000 miles. It'll be the old one from like 2020. It'll have battery degradation

and the insurance will be high. I'm not spending $25K on a Tesla and then the insurance is like $2K a year.

Oh God, I lost all the gains.

My insurance now is like £860, but I can get it for like £450 for my new car.

8 minutes till dinner.

Oh, why is it ripping? Who the hell buys there in the middle of nowhere land? It's a slow tank. Look at this.

Boom it! Upside down boom.

Bit mind tanking.

Ugly chart. Facebook tanking. Gold— everything's tanking. Is anything not tanking?

Money flushing out, but where's it gonna flush back into? Probably crypto.

Look at Webull. Everything's down apart from healthcare.

America Airlines down 6%.

Whoa, Jesus fucking Christ, Pushkin scared the crap out of me.

Pushkin, what are you doing?

Bitcoin tanking.

Oh look, the fertilizer stocks are up. 1%. Defensives are up.

I think I'm getting sick.

Ethereum tanked 26%. Tanked. Look, now my shorts are red.

I was up £8, I'm down £1.

Uh, 6 minutes to go.

Vic's going up.

5 minutes.

God, am I sick again? I was already sick a week ago. How long can I be sick again?

I can't believe it. I thought once you've been sick, you should have like invulnerability buffer

for a couple months at least.

I just got over being sick. 4 minutes, come on, I want my lasagna.

Yeah, I know, I'm an expert on everything. Insurance, finance, health.

This is what it's like when you're the top 1%.

You guys just jealous.

Jealous of my genius.

It's not my fault that you're dumb.

3 minutes 20 seconds.

A bit of mine bouncing a little bit.

Yeah,

this is my favorite jumper now. So much better than those gray ones. The gray ones made me look old.

Booming back down. 2 minutes 30 seconds.

Not as old as your mum.

Tank it.

New car tomorrow. Citroën gang, who else got a Citroën?

Yeah, well, you guys can't afford a Citroën, that's why.

Sony is $650.

Gotta be disciplined. 3 hours on the dot. 10 seconds and 1 minute to go. 1 minute 5 seconds. 1 minute 2 seconds.

59 seconds.

I am free again.

Oh, it's ripping. 45 seconds,

40 seconds,

30 seconds.

Lasagna time.

Prepare for ejection.

8 seconds.

2 seconds. See ya.