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Oh,

okay. Stream part 2. I'm back from dinner.

My stomach's gonna explode. I had roast pork, roast beef, potato, Yorkshire pudding, carrots, and cauliflower cheese thing, and then apple crumble.

Sir, for a—

Oh, I can barely breathe.

Oh wow, that's— yeah, okay.

Well,

Whoa.

Whoa, how'd you do that text?

Call House Raccoon. What's that mean?

The stream made $71, so if I do another 3 hours, I should be able to make $100.

Not bad, £75 in the

pocket.

Hard day work kicking the football.

There's no 24% tax Idiot. This is not America.

You only pay tax on money you make over the threshold. Stupid idiot.

Stupid dumb idiot.

Moron.

The threshold is £12,500,

and then you pay 10% above that if you make less than £30K.

I think they're debating whether they should increase it to £20K. I doubt the government would want to. They just lose money, don't they? Not really though, because people have extra money that they didn't have to spend on taxes, and then they'll just go and use it to buy stuff, and it would boost the economy, wouldn't it? They'll

get the money back in taxes through another way, from, um, what's the tax called when you buy stuff? Buying tax?

VAT. People have more money to spend, won't they?

12 months. Taxi only started in April, so it's only been 9— it's only been 5 months and I made $18K. But that was only because I made a lot of money in the first month or two of Kick. I'm not making that anymore, making like $2K off Kick and then a couple hundred here and there YouTube.

OnlyFans. I'm making more like 2.6K,

2.8K. So currently I made about 18K, I think. Really doubt I'm going to make more than 25K. Actually, no, 6, 12K. I might make 30K. I really doubt I make more than 30K, so I probably got paid 20% on 18K, which is like 3K. I'll probably have to pay 2K taxes. I do 1K business expenses because iPhone,

didn't I?

And I don't have to pay that tax until January 2027. So I've got plenty of time to blow all my money and have none left for taxes in 2 years' time.

This is £1,000 business write-off.

Genius.

I already submitted my tax thing for last year.

I reported £17,000 earnings.

You think I don't know my stuff after what happened? Think I'm gonna be careless about it again? Oh no.

Why would I get fined again? I didn't do nothing wrong.

I really want to burp to get some pressure out my

stomach. Oh, stomach's so stuffed.

Oh God, my stomach.

A fuckable piece of meat.

I think I ate too much. I had apple crumble with custard as well, and then a Bowl of grapes and then tea.

iPhone Air battery's at 38%, not bad. It really does last all day.

Oh.

Oh

yeah, that's fun, going up in the loft earlier, looking at my granddad's stuff. Funny to think he had his whole life in the '40s and the '50s,

just a young man.

Trying to find his way.

No, I made $9 an hour. I made $71 for the first part of today's stream, about 8 hours.

Not exactly the $15 an hour I used to make, but what can you do?

How can I bring the viewers back? I already unbanned everyone. I said I'm so sorry.

I didn't find any secret stocks. My granddad didn't invest. Imagine if he just invested £5 into General Electric or something.

Welcome back. Whoa, what was that voice?

Oh, that was just a glitch. Here's my usual voice. So are you interested in learning more about the Kenyan Institute's current program?

No. What do you think? Could we We make a good brain. No, let's explore. I can write stories, brainstorm ideas. Hello?

Absolutely. So would you like to know more about the Canadian Institute? If you invested £5 into General Electric back in 1945, how much is it worth now?

To find out how much £5 invested in General Electric in 1945 would be worth today, you'd have to consider the stock's price growth. Yeah, just get to the point. Tell me the answer. Did you turn off the light for me?

Yeah. Close the gap. It's very cold.

Based on the current stock price of General Electric, which is around $301.14 USD, an investment of £5 in General Electric in 1945 would be worth a substantial amount today. Keep in mind, this is a rough estimate and doesn't account for dividends, stock splits, or inflation. Would you like me to go into more detail? Yeah, just tell me

how much it's worth today.

Without accounting for dividends or splits, based on the current stock price of General Electric, which is around $301.14, an investment of £5 in 1945 would be worth a substantial amount today. Keep in mind, this is a rough estimate, and the actual value could be higher with dividends reinvested. Yeah, how much is it then?

If you had invested £5 in General Electric in 1945, it could be worth tens of thousands of pounds today. Kind of rubbish.

Only tens of thousands. What about millions?

Imagine you invest £5 into Bitcoin now. And then 100 years, one Bitcoin's like $2 million.

If I just didn't touch my stocks now, imagine how much it's worth in 100 years.

Yeah, but America might not even exist anymore in 100 years. And it'll be worth nothing.

Yeah, but it's only a small amount of money now, isn't it, to be in for a chance of it becoming millions in 100 years for my children's children? Yes, for my grandkids' inheritance.

My dad used to go up there and that— he put the ladder there. He used to put a ladder here and then climb up into there.

Why that cannot close?

Is it broken?

Oh my.

What's that? Not very helpful, Daniel. I'm filming. Bring your backside. Look at that.

I nearly done it. Is it done? But I scared it come down.

See, I help,

I help monitor.

Oh, I'm cold.

I don't like those big thick black chunky spiders with the hairy legs. I need to fart.

Farted.

No, it wasn't 16 hours. I did 8 hours and I'm gonna do another 3 hours. I missed out about 2 hours having dinner. So it's about 9,

usually only 12.

Don't know.

I don't know if my Amex credit card came. She didn't say anything. I don't see it anywhere. Maybe she put it in the bin

so I don't get into more credit card debt. I just wanted the 5% cashback.

I think she's 67 now.

To be honest, she looks healthier than my dad when he was 62 or 63 before he got sick.

And you wouldn't believe she's nearly 70, would you?

She looks longer than— longer— she looks younger than Blood Bucket.

New video is doing well. Number 3 out of 10.

Going viral. Look,

parabolic trajectory. See, went— look at all the search results. iPhone Air, iPhone Air review, iPhone Air Space Black. See, not shadowbanned.

If it's shadowbanned, it wouldn't be in the search results.

I don't know if I keep it.

It's not exactly life-changing, is it? It's nice, but only a tiny bit nice.

Now I'm not adding things that I've returned as a business expense, so I took the— I added the Bella Box. I took the Nighthawk off. I kept the Switch 2 on as a business expense.

I'd actually rather get S25 Ultra because it's got the zoom. When I was zooming at the Chinook I thought that should be quite nice out of the zoom.

Shouldn't have got the Flip. I should have got the Ultra instead. Maybe wait for S26 Ultra.

Ah, sick.

Don't really know what else to buy that would really change my life.

If you had £1,000 to spend on one thing

That would change your life. What would you get?

I don't even know.

Teeth whitening, laser skin surgery.

Boring. Got money, got nothing to spend it on.

It's just different variations of screens. Got tablets, big screen phones, small screen. TV, really big screen. Laptops, a powerful screen. Gaming computer, good for gaming.

Don't really want to do gaming. I mean, I could do gaming in the evening on Kick,

play some

Sea of Thieves.

I don't really want to.

I've got that night sky app, it's pretty cool. It tracks all the Starlink satellites as well.

Look, you just point it and it'll show— look, all the little Starlinks flying around. There's so many Starlinks. Look, there's a Starlink just whizzing off. Look how fast they go. You see those moving dots? Each one— there's one coming this way.

I can't get it. Look,

Starlink. Oh look, it's got like a 3D image of it.

Wow, look at the Starlink!

And then you can zoom in on the galaxy and you point it that way and it's showing you what's in that direction.

Are there little Starlinks flying around?

Oh, there's another— there's so many Starlinks, there's so many! It's crazy.

And then you got all these different suns

where the planets— ooh,

orange nebula.

And then you got the constellations as well.

Any planets? What's that?

Ajisai.

What's that?

EGS.

Death Star.

Do you have a bigger pillow? This pillow is too flat. It's not thicker. You mean thicker? Yeah. Oh, look, there's Mars.

Mars is down there.

Well, it's got ice. Ice on Mars.

It's not okay.

Yeah, this is special one.

What? Don't like that too, eh? Is it too heavy? Bit noisy. What do you mean? You mean make noise? Yeah, look,

crinkly.

Try this pillow.

This one, you don't want it. This one's really heavy.

Always complain. It's

not working.

Maybe

I'll give you back your black.

I like my orange one. It's washed. Why is it nice?

Pushkin slept on my bed last night. Yeah, of course, it's his bedroom.

He angry with me now. Stupid Pushkin.

I hear a plane. Turn my flight radar off.

Oh, there's an Embraer Phenom 300.

Must be that one.

God, it's going pretty fast, isn't it?

Wow, 256 KTS. What does that mean?

See, I fixed your light. How? Give you back this one.

Is that pillow okay, or you want another one?

Yeah, it's fine. This also make noise.

This is your old duvet, also make noise.

Damn, it's going 300 miles per hour. That's insane. It's already gone.

Damn, it's already flying over Maidstone. It takes like 20 minutes to drive to Maidstone. It's already at Maidstone in a minute. 300 miles per hour.

Why can't they just use miles per hour for flying speed? Stupid knots.

I wonder where it's going. Oh God, it's gonna crash into that Boeing.

Watch out!

300 mph V12 engine.

I reckon they are going to Gatwick.

Where the army planes at?

Boeing 777 from Hong Kong arriving in London in 6 minutes, 13 hours ago. Damn, look at Heathrow, there's so many planes.

What are these little gray squares?

What is that, like a little truck?

What was that?

Airport ground vehicle. Wow, look at all the planes at Heathrow.

Look, they're all on the runway. This one's going to Singapore, this one's going to Tokyo.

Enjoy your 12-hour flight whilst I sit on my nice bed. Losers. I'm never getting on a plane ever again.

Fuck that. If you can't find what you want in your own country, then you must be doing something wrong.

That's why I don't want a girlfriend from another country, because then you end up having to constantly fly backwards and forwards to see family. No thanks.

I would die happily if I never have to sit on a plane ever again. Done with all that.

Shit.

Look, they got AR mode.

Oh cool,

there's a plane there, there's a plane up there.

Flying sucks. The only reason I even got on a plane was because I wanted sex. Now I can just have sex in my own country.

Pretty good.

I don't know why I thought I couldn't have sex in my own country. For some reason I thought it'd be hard, or I didn't like the girls. Actually, I quite like English girls.

My only motivation to get on a plane to go to Japan was to get a girlfriend

when I could have just gotten a girlfriend here. It's weird.

A lot of English girls like me, actually. I've had more English girls in— I've had more English girlfriends than any other kind of girlfriend.

Racking them up now.

God, the pillow's so heavy. It's like 10 kg.

How many Japanese girlfriends did I have?

Uh, one.

Does the first one even count? I dated her for like 2 weeks and we didn't even do it. I don't think that even counts. My only real Japanese girlfriend or partner was Chihiro.

Who else then? What, chlamydia girlfriend for 3 months? It's not really a girlfriend, is it? Does it really count as a girlfriend if you're only together for a few months?

I never even met her, it's just online.

Only really had one Japanese girlfriend, it was Chihiro, and then became my wife.

And then Korean one, the French one, the Dutch girlfriend. I've actually not really had that many girlfriends if you think about it, like proper girlfriends that lasted more than just a few months. Faster was like my longest girl, 2 years.

One Thai, one Korean, one Japanese, one Dutch.

I don't really think Comedia One counts.

Yeah, the French tiger. Maybe you count her as Thai, then I had 2 Thai girlfriends.

I don't think I've really had more than 4 girlfriends. If you are counting it like that.

What's a multiple, multiple month fling? It's hardly a girlfriend, is it?

It's like girls tell you, oh, they've only had one boyfriend, and they ignore the 20 hookups they had In the previous few years.

I had a multiple-month fling with a married Japanese woman. That's not a girlfriend.

What? Pia? That's not a girlfriend. We just hooked up a few times in 2019, 2022.

In 2021,

but she lost interest in me. Fair enough, I guess.

I guess she was pretty mad when I promised her a road trip and then I went off to Thailand instead.

I

wonder who sees him as dating now.

Cold. Market opens in 2 hours.

Asia pre-market session. Probably nothing's gonna happen.

I just outran him. I had a 15 kg backpack on. I still outran the fat fuck.

I had 15 kgs of tech. I had the belt— I mean, had LiFePO4 battery bank, had 17-inch Razer Blade Pro gaming laptop, I had 5 phones, iPad Pro, Switch OLED. That's why I started selling off all my tech. I thought if I have to run away again, I don't want 15 kg in my backpack.

I don't know if you remember me streaming on Twitch packing my bag before leaving. Sitting at my live use solo gear, I had the red cable, looked like a bomb.

Backpack was stuffed full of tech and I had to take it all out of the airport, scan it in, put it all back in. So annoying.

I couldn't fight him. He's bigger than me, taller and fatter.

I wouldn't be able to put out enough power to knock him out or immobilize him. The only option was to try and run.

I phoned the police. I phoned up the Thailand Tourism Police. I said, my I said, my girlfriend's crazy ex is trying to kill me. And they kept saying, where is your location? I was like, I don't know, I'm in a village

in the middle of nowhere.

I didn't know what to do. I thought I was being hunted down by some crazy Thai man who's going to take me to the jungle and butcher me.

I was so scared. No one was around to help.

I couldn't communicate with the locals to ask for help either.

It was very scary.

I said, my girl— my girlfriend and her ex are crazy. They're trying to kill me.

They phoned me back and I said, oh, everything's okay, don't worry.

Foster was like, oh my God, you phoned the police?

I thought they were both crazy. I thought I had to get out of there.

It was like a tourism place because they spoke English.

On that Thailand program that was on last night, they said the English UK Embassy were dealing with some British guy who got caught trying to smuggle weed. I don't know if it was into the country or out of the country, and they said drug smuggling Could get him the death penalty. Jesus, just trying to get some weed

out and then he's going to get death penalty, possibly.

How about just don't smuggle drugs?

Not worth it.

Southeast Asia don't mess about when it comes to drugs. I mean, look at Philippines. They just shoot them with firing squad.

I heard they're making it illegal again this year in Thailand, making weed illegal again. Guess their little experiment bringing all the weed addicts here didn't work out.

I guess they don't want to be the Amsterdam of Asia.

Yeah, it's only for medicinal uses now, isn't it?

I feel sorry for that guy that I smoked in his shop. What's he going to do now? He's got to shut down his shop.

He's probably going to do a fish shop next. Though we seem to open up these fish shops selling bettas, betta fish.

Well, Vex died from that kratom drink, didn't he? I don't understand what happened, like he had a heart attack or something.

Imagine going to Thailand and not dying or getting in trouble with the police.

Shame about Hexed, although he did seem like he was becoming kind of unhinged when he was hanging out with Johnny. He looked kind of slovenly and overweight, unwashed. He seemed depressed.

Didn't he want to become a Japanese translator, but his Japanese was really bad?

I don't know, why didn't he just stick with the YouTube thing? Didn't he say something like he achieved what he wanted out of it?

I don't think I've ever seen a hot tiger.

Never really been that interested in them.

Sandpepper's girlfriend looks okay, I guess, but it's not like I fantasize about her or anything.

No, I'm not really interested in Asia anymore. The appeal has died for me.

Having a baby looks kind of fun. Like, I can see it as a pretty powerful bonding experience. Like, you share— you go through the experience together. From day one

looking after this little life form.

It looks like a lot of work. I don't know how you could manage it without help.

I wish I could have a long-term relationship. It just never works out, does it?

I feel like PewDiePie's had his kid for ages and it still looks really like a kid.

It doesn't even talk yet.

How can it take so long for it to be able to talk?

How many years? Like 3 years, 4 years? That's ages.

What, David Bond has a kid? Really? What, in the jungle of Philippines?

See, he went from having a harem to just having one girl. In the end, monogamy wins, doesn't it? Everyone thinks a harem sounds amazing,

but I don't know how that Japanese guy with the 5 wives does it. He must be like a sex god or something. He's not even rich.

2 of my cousins— well, one of my cousins has had a kid already. Another one's pregnant.

The curtains are closed because it's cold. Everyone's having kids. I can't even get a steady relationship.

The

only girlfriends I can get that want to stay with me are usually way older than me.

I actually think the S10+ is better than the iPhone X. It doesn't feel any slower,

and it's got better cameras. It's got a zoom and a wide-angle.

Design is a bit outdated. That's it, really.

I get this question.

Is it time for me to ditch my iPhone 14 Pro Max in favour? Isn't it weird how— excuse me? Isn't it weird how so—

Do you have any Bitcoin?

I don't want to be put on the spot, guys.

别阻止门窗开启，也阻止里面引龙鱼。 我 总 要 走 出去， 看 眼 前 下面 的

事情。

别 说 里 面 唱 的， 只是 里 面 已经 有。 我要 走 出去 看。 S ometimes we got to remember. People just walking in front of it like we 're not recording.

Why does she look like this? What's this?

You changed. What?

Hold on. How? I guarantee it.

You think

you're a hard man? Oh, I know it. It's warm in here. We've got beautiful women and good brown ale. Brown ale. Is to put one of us in the cold ground with no women to keep us company. Oh, there's women in the ground. At which some they are myself. So have you. You like fucking and drinking, singing,

but killing— killing's the thing you love. You're just like me, only smaller. I'm quicker. Your lord ain't going to miss you. I, I expect you will someday.

One more drink before the war, shall we?

You think you're a hard man? Hound versus Ser Bronn would have been a cool fight.

Hey, if you clean this car spotless back here in detail—

I

know many Chinese words actually, like ni hao.

I think Cantonese is like dying language though.

Barely any country speak it. What? Hong Kong? It's not even a country. It's like little city on the edge of China.

Only 2 places speak Cantonese: Hong Kong, which is just a city, and then

some Chinese Malaysian people.

Not even a whole country speaks Cantonese. It's not even a whole language, just like a dialect of Chinese, isn't it?

But Singapore, what do they speak? Probably Mandarin.

I used to think Hong Kong was like an island, a whole country, and then I realized it's just a little city.

That for some reason the British got control of for 100 years.

So what's the point learning Cantonese?

When would it ever be useful?

嗯。

At least my back aches a little bit less sitting like this.

I do not like this silky satin pillowcase. Seems a bit sleazy, but yeah. 嗯，嗯，嗯。

Yeah, but it's pointless because I'm never going to go to Hong Kong. I don't live in Malaysia. And even if you live in Malaysia, Cantonese isn't the main language. Malay is the main language.

And all my relatives speak fluent English, so it's not like I need Cantonese to talk to them. And then I don't even talk to them anyway.

Barely said a word when they came around for a month for my sister's wedding.

I didn't even talk to my cousin.

Korean and Japanese makes sense because most Korean people and most Japanese people don't speak English, and those are actually proper countries

where you need the language. I mean, you don't really need it, do you? Just makes it a bit easier.

Pretty sure you can get by fine in Japan without Japanese.

Just learn 大丈夫です and はい.

大丈夫です is probably the most used thing I said in Japan because they ask you so many questions like, do you want the receipt? Do you want a plastic bag? Would you like them put in the same bag?

I've always said that I'd do all the best to myself, everything.

Oh yeah, I banned the word fitted because someone said that I should get a fitted shirt.

And then I was like, why would I get a fitted shirt to wear in my house?

Don't ever say fitted, ever.

Oh, you're Fucking banned.

I just realized none of my neighbors are actually British.

Next door neighbor where my uncle lives they, uh, Nigerians.

Neighbors opposite are Irish travelers, and then the neighbors up the road are Indians, and then we're like Chinese English.

There's actually no English on this road.

It's kind of funny.

Maybe that's why my uncle left.

He went west towards where the English are. Devon's like almost 99% English.

It seems so hard to build a house, have a job, raise a family, have a wife, all at the same time. I can't even— I can manage one at a time.

I can't even manage having one thing at a time.

Having a job and a girlfriend at the same time, really hard, because you end up being all stressed out about your job and then you neglect your girlfriend and then she gets upset, but you're like stressed about your job, so you're not very chatty.

Really tough to be emotionally available.

And then I can be really emotionally available when I don't have a job, but then I'm broke

and seem like a loser who has no job.

There's that. Mr. Meadow Mouse.

Oh, I can't get to your window because I shut the curtain.

If you say the special word, maybe I'll open it.

Whoa,

we're friends now.

Best mates.

He doesn't even acknowledge you. At least Mr. Meow Meow meows at you. He's trying to jump down the gap,

big boy.

Oh look, he's climbing on me. How rude.

He's always got to try and get into little small spaces.

Oh God, just climb all over me. Why not?

He's heavy.

God, what are they doing now?

Oh no, don't stand on my laptop. Oh, imagine he actually ends the stream.

Oh, he's trying to get on the window. No! Hey, stop! What are you doing?

Gypsies just roll up in their car with the music blasting, start horning at their own gate.

That's the worst thing about living here.

Why do they horn at their own gate? Can't they just remotely open it with a button? I think someone on the inside has to open it, and then they arrive and horn at them to say, I'm here, open the gate.

You know the types that drive around with the window open with their arm hanging out the door? With the hand flopped.

Do you think that looks cool or lame? I don't know.

You got like an image of a guy, like a middle-aged man with a button collar shirt with the top button open with a bit of chest out, and his sleeves are rolled down but the cuffs are like rolled up a little bit, unbuttoned. He's got his arm hanging out the window Hand flopped,

driving an Audi or BMW,

smoking a cigarette. They probably think they look so cool.

Oh God, they're shouting and blasting music out of their car now.

This neighborhood really went downhill.

I miss my nice quiet Devon neighborhood. Everyone's nice and quiet.

Shame they will hate me now.

Look how peaceful it looks.

Looks so peaceful.

I don't really feel like I want to go back, to be honest.

It's just nothing really making me want to go back.

You

know, all my neighbors are old, or like 50+. I'm the youngest Asian in the village.

The only Asian. Last of my kind. A dying breed.

Oh God, I really can't be bothered to drive all the way back. Wish she just had autopilot.

It's all motorway anyway.

Yeah, well, if I get rid of the bed and I get a nice chair in here, I'll be pretty comfy.

I've wasted so much money on this stupid Devon house

trying to prove a point.

Just don't see any benefits of going back

apart from it's nice and quiet and the driving is nice and relaxed.

It just seems like such a waste of money, doesn't it?

Getting so many conflicting feelings being back home.

I need to give them 2 months notice,

and then I need to make sure the place is back to how it was. Otherwise, they won't give me my deposit money back, and then I've got to move all my stuff.

I do like Pushkin.

Those big Fluffy bunny. Fluffy boy.

What am I even gonna do with the furniture anyway?

Where is

he going?

Wow, glitched out the camera. Imagine how much money I could save without paying rent. Imagine like £1,000 just going into my stocks and shares ISA every month

would be nice.

You found your new bed, did you? Your new

Your

new bed.

What's

the matter? Maybe I'll get him some catnip.

He's got such a big face. Compared to Mr. Meow Meow.

Yeah, I feel like there's more stuff to do here,

even though I am a bit restricted with not going down to stream.

Yeah, because you're the only one chatting, but no one else has questions to answer.

Because I'm stuck with you.

Would be nice to get another cat for him to play with.

He's so fluffy.

I messed up all the bit that he licked clean. Now he's pissed.

He's cleaned himself and messed it all up again.

It's got big arms as well.

I don't even know what they're cleaning.

They're cleaning nothing. I don't see anything on him. Cleaning dust, maybe.

I just noticed that the, um, the hotel I booked for next weekend is actually not that far from Diddly Squat Farm. It's actually in the Cotswolds. I didn't notice I booked it so far up.

Diddly Squat Farm is probably like an hour drive away from the place I booked.

I'm seriously considering coming back here after the hotel and not going back to my house. Kind of dumb, isn't it?

Like, I could go back to my house, but then I feel like, what's the point?

Yeah, it's the name of Jeremy Clarkson's farm shop.

Just imagine all the gadgets and junk I could buy with the money saved if I moved out.

Guy's such a fidget,

keeps going backwards and forwards between the window and the bed. Why you got to stand on the laptop? Oh my God.

Every time.

In foresight, it made sense. In hiding sight, it does not. How many times are they gonna horn at each other?

How lazy can you be to just not get out of the car?

I just see a couple of them.

What should I do tomorrow? Maybe I'll help my mum take the bed out into the garage. Could stream that. And then I might clean my car and then day trading it too.

I can't be bothered doing Uber Eats. Why do Uber Eats when I could become a day trading millionaire? I got the skill set and the knowledge, I just need the discipline.

And the self-control.

That Harriet girl is collabing with Richard Hammond's daughter now on their YouTube channel.

Damn. Man dies and several injured in M5 crashes in Devon. That's why it took so long.

Driver in his 30s from Plymouth died after a collision involving 4 vehicles at 11 PM.

Man in his 40s arrested on suspicion of causing death by dangerous driving remains in custody. Yeah, I went on that road on the way here.

I need toilet.

Oh.

Yeah,

wow, views going up. Come on, iPhone video. I'm gonna be the next Marques Brownlee.

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The iPhone Air has a larger display, more powerful processor, and higher resolution.

Say that again.

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The iPhone Air is thinner and lighter than the iPhone 17 but comes with some trade-offs. It has a larger display but only a single rear camera and a smaller battery capacity. The iPhone 17 offers dual rear cameras, and a slightly longer battery life. It boils down to personal preference— the sleek design of the Air or the more

versatile features of the 17. What features are most important to you?

I mean, I'm on 30% battery and I've been using it all day and I haven't charged it once, so battery is pretty good

in my opinion.

But what can I do with it that I couldn't already do before? Doesn't do anything new, does it?

I remember with the iPhone 15 Pro it had that really cool macro lens. How come this one doesn't? I remember zooming in on my shrimp.

That was pretty cool.

It's funny because the reason why I didn't like those Chinese phones is because you couldn't use the wide angle, but now with iPhone X, it doesn't even have a wide angle.

No, Chinese phones have wide angle, but you can't use them on IRL Pro or IV Cam. I had the Nothing Phone 3A. You couldn't use them outside of the default camera app, something about API.

It was a nice phone, Nothing Phone 3A.

I liked how you could fully charge it in like 15 minutes.

Had 60-watt charging.

I love that,

but I don't even need to charge my iPhone Air. It's on 30% battery.

Indian summer to return to the UK this week.

Interesting. Oh look, it's sunny Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday in Devon. When I leave, it stops raining every single day. Typical.

And now it's raining

Tuesday, Wednesday. Monday is sunny, Thursday cloudy, Friday sunny,

and then raining on the weekend.

Yeah, I talked to my girlfriend.

I'm seeing her this week, next weekend,

and then I don't know, I might actually just come back here instead of going back to my house.

I don't know. I mean, I could go back to my house, couldn't I? And then sit there being bored.

The house is a £900 a month storage place for my furniture that I don't use. If I'm not there, I can't use it, can I? 嗯，好。

Hopefully I get my £1,000 deposit back.

I've got to fix that socket,

do something about the garden.

Don't know what I do with my washing machine, my fridge, bring back all this junk here. What about the sofa? I like my sofa. Actually, I like my bed as well, although it's too big for this room.

I don't know, so it's very tempting to move back, isn't it? I'm thinking of the money.

That I'd say.

I think I'd be a bit depressed going back to Devon. I'll be like, oh God, here again.

What even is the fucking point.

Sit in that cold house blowing half my money.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, bored of Devon. Been everywhere there,

and the novelty of having your own house kind of wears off.

You know, I wish I could just get dementia and forget about the whole thing,

and it all just goes away and I'm back here.

Like, I woke up and none of it actually happened.

At least in Rotterdam I was able to ditch everything.

What will they do, send the Rotterdam police after me?

Really feel like I've dug myself into a hole.

Not the good kind of hole.

Another 15 to 20K blown trying to be independent.

End up back here anyway. Could have had that in investments, could have bought a Tesla.

No, I don't really want to go to Japan.

Boring.

I don't even care about Japanese women anymore.

I completely lost interest.

I don't

know why I lost interest.

Really don't know.

It's just the magic disappeared.

The novelty of living there wore off.

I didn't think I was gonna come back home. Remember, I remember saying I wouldn't come back for Christmas because I thought— I mean, it's exactly as I predicted. I was scared if I come back, I wouldn't want to leave. And then it'll make me feel stupid about how much money I've wasted on this stupid house.

Now I don't really want to leave.

Really liked going out in the garden today.

If the place was just a bit tidier, it'd be a lot nicer. I don't know why there's so much— like, why is there a yellow suitcase outside my door? Who does it even belong to? Why is it there?

And why is there like a cat basket that Pushkin never even uses there?

But where would you put it all?

It needs to go in the bin or in the garage.

I don't know,

things might be different when the lodger comes back. She's not here currently.

Hopefully she doesn't roam about in the garden when I'm streaming.

Hopefully our cart doesn't get in our way.

Hello, hello, hello.

Look at this scratching post.

A big cactus.

Push can coming back.

He did his 10-minute shift

watching the window.

What you doing?

Why does he seem kind of depressed?

It just doesn't seem all springy and happy like Mr. Meow Meow did.

Are you okay?

Vamos.

Big cat. He's bigger than the baby.

He's not even sleeping. He'll get up in 2 minutes and go back to the window. He's just pretending. Bet you anything he's gonna get up in 2 minutes.

Keeps doing the same routine.

I think I can make £75 today, plus the £50,

plus £75 Monday and Tuesday. I'm only gonna make £270 for Thursday. Not

bad.

We mostly talked about my granddad at dinner, about those letters. I told them about how my granddad's brother was a PhD in yarn spinning.

He wrote several books on yarn.

He loved his yarn.

No, he didn't go mental.

My granddad went a little bit mental.

Oh yeah. 嗯嗯嗯嗯嗯嗯嗯嗯。

I don't know, if I had infinite money, money wasn't an issue, would I still want the house in Devon?

My main motivation of moving out is money, isn't it?

But even if money wasn't an issue, it's still really boring and lonely

living there all alone.

I don't know what money could do to make it any better apart from buy me a girlfriend. I can get all the tech computer, TV, a phone, big fridge, still wouldn't really make me happier, wouldn't it? I don't really know why I'm unhappy there.

Is it the financial pressure? If there was no financial pressure, would I be happy there? I don't know. I don't think so.

I don't really know what the problem is.

Do I not want my own place or what? I thought I did.

The iPhone Air is not really making me happy. The only fun thing to do with it is look at it from the side and go, wow, it's so thin.

Well, I think I'm happier currently here,

and I can play football in the garden.

I don't really know what would make me happy.

A girlfriend I can stream with would be pretty nice.

A girlfriend who doesn't make me go and get a job. And we just do silly stuff on the stream.

Easy money.

I

don't know, it's

I have no desire to go back to that house.

I got very emotional when I got to the, um, when I got off the M20 and came down

into Bearstead and I didn't need the GPS anymore and I just remembered the way home.

And then that Golden song, Demon Hunter song, came on the radio. I was kind of holding back the tears, to be honest. I just— that road is so familiar.

I remember being driven up and down it going to school, being taken into Maidstone, and then doing my own driving lessons there. And then I'm like back

After just driving for hours,

felt very emotional driving through Harrietsham again,

seeing the house my friend lived in,

the Indian restaurant Taste of Bengal.

Driving past the abandoned school my dad used to go to when he was a kid,

the familiarity of it just made me kind of emotional.

It wasn't just a random place, it was a place

that has sentimental value and meaning to me. Because I grew up there,

had the experiences there that go back decades, whereas Devon doesn't really mean anything, really. Only been there 9 months.

Life in Devon has been like life on hard mode, trying to get a job, getting a house.

Getting out of that.

Look at him

on his back.

New feet.

He's like—

this is so funny.

What can you even do with the furniture? It's not like we need— I don't know, maybe my mum would prefer my sofa over the red one downstairs because it's newer.

But the L shape is the wrong way around. My mum's sofa is L-shaped like that. Mine is the other way.

Yeah, imagine I put the sofa in this room

and then I sleep on the sofa instead of sleeping on the bed.

No, again, the L-shape is the wrong way around. It would be like that. It'd be nice if it fit on this corner,

unless I can rearrange the sofa. I don't think it would actually because of the armrests,

and the bed is too big for this room. It's a double size.

Well, you could put it in the downstairs bedroom, have 2 double beds.

And then you got the washing machine. What'd you do with that?

The fridge is not a problem.

And some more of you people were saying I should get a big fridge.

Terrible idea.

Asia market in 20 minutes.

So exciting.

I don't know how things ended up like this.

Renting some random house. 250 miles away.

What a stupid waste of money.

I just want to focus on achieving my real dream and passion in life.

Becoming a day trader.

I'm gonna prove all of you wrong.

Then you say it.

I dream of clicking buttons on a screen, conjuring money out of nowhere. Without creating a product or servicing customers. It's my dream job.

A place in Cornwall called Lizard. That's weird.

Lizard. The Lizard is a peninsula in southern Cornwall.

Damn, my iPhone video's gone up to number 2. It's only beaten by the Switch video.

Why I Regret is a banger title.

Look, are we gonna take off for virality?

Come on, 10K views.

He looks like a little teddy bear.

There's something

nice and comforting, like a warm fuzzy feeling, being back home.

That house just feels a bit soulless in Devon. There's something just very empty and cold about it,

like maybe it's too sterile. Maybe all the clutter and the junk here gives the house character.

Uh, driving back is gonna be annoying.

Wow, someone comfy.

I don't know if I'm gonna unprivate the videos.

I can't be bothered.

Can you be bothered?

Why can't there just be a select all videos button? It only shows you 50 videos per page. I've got to go through each 50-video page.

I can't believe I deleted my Instagram. Fuck, shouldn't have done that.

I haven't done Uber Eats yet. Too lazy.

Deleted the Instagram because I don't want to be discovered.

I want to reduce my discoverability.

I don't want all these social media profiles of myself

unless it makes money, and Instagram didn't make any money.

Deleted my Twitter as well. I don't even use it anyway.

Instagram was nice because I could get instant gratification by doing a story and a couple thousand people would watch it.

It was just like an attention thing.

It was probably the least dead thing out of all my pages.

Why is he staring at me?

Asia market, 3 minutes.

Gonna be rich.

Looks like I've got a roommate.

Does he know I'm filming him?

Who took my username on YouTube?

There's nothing stopping you from making a channel called Hiding My Room, is there? It's not like it was a— this username already taken. I could change my channel to PewDiePie if I wanted to.

Where is he going? Bed's going to be covered in cat hair.

No, not on the laptop. No. Oh, why does he have to walk on the keyboard?

Steps on my keyboard and then licks his feet.

Why is he sleeping there? Just sleeping all over the place.

That looks so comfy.

Okay, check the market.

Not doing anything.

Forward PE is similar to what we saw in the dot-com boom and bust. The question now becomes, is it more risky for you to buy here than it is to wait? And if you care about your money, how should you tackle the markets right now? I promise to answer that for you if you give me a few

minutes. Let's get right into it. Take stock of where we are currently. The Fed cut rates on September 17th, cut by 25 basis points, and what they were concerned by the most was weakening job market. Their concerns over the job market definitely overrode their concerns over inflation. We have 2 more Fed meetings. Yes, Traveling Trader, my hero.

There is a 25 basis point cut that is priced in, and December 10th there is another 25 basis point cut that is priced in. This will take the federal funds rate target to 3.5% to 3.75%. This is very much in line with what the Fed projections are based on the dot plot. The Fed projections are 3.6% for

the federal funds rate. When the Fed waits for a period of at least 5 to 12 months in between cuts, it signals that the Fed is actually not in a panic, and that is why typically we get positive returns for the following year. And moreover, when May, June, July, and August have all been positive and we have

had a 4-month winning streak, look at the returns 9 to 10 months later. 21 out of 22 times it was positive. But I want you to take a look at something more interesting here. 12 months out from that 4-month winning streak, this is the max drawdown, meaning the most that the market was down in between the 12

months after that 4-month winning streak. So although the 12-month return is mostly positive after the 4-month winning streak, we— it is not without volatility. This is the max drawdown. And it's no secret that right now valuations are insane. I've shared this with you before, but JP Morgan has calculated this. The 10-year returns, when we look at it

annualized, when the S&P 500 is at a 23 or greater forward PE valuation, are between -2% and 2%. But if we look at individual years, meaning what could happen within a year of being at this valuation, we've had 1-year returns of almost 40% in the past. And there are a ton of dot plots here that are in

double-digit territory returns when we are at this valuation and we are talking about 1-year returns. So that means at these valuations, similar to what we saw in the dot-com bubble, you can have extraordinary 1-year returns. 2025 is look— is looking to be one of those years.

2026 could be one of my tweezers.

Returns are not great at these valuations. Now, based on the fact that we are definitely in a bubble— this is an AI bubble, a technological revolution similar if not greater in importance to what we saw during the dot-com era, this bull market can last another 1 to 3 years in my opinion. You can see that we are

already on a very similar path to 1998, and it looks like if we are going to follow that path, we do have another 1 to 2 years of a bull market. And if we take a look at the forward PE and we compare it to the earnings per share, meaning the actual earnings, the valuations are still below

what are the projected earnings. It's when this blue line, which is the forward PE ratio in a percentage base, gets well above the earnings per share, which is the orange line, as you can see here, or you can see here. That is when we start to get into trouble because the companies are no longer reporting the earnings

that they are expected to, or forward guidance looks pretty meek. So what does all this mean with regards to you, your money, and your investments? In my opinion, This is not the time to be reckless or to be unaware of what your current situation is. So what is your time to retire? How many years or decades do

you have left in the market? If you're someone on the younger side, there are bigger risks that you can take here. If you are someone that is— that doesn't have that much time left to retire, there is a lot to think about. And it is also not the time to mix your swing trades with your your investing

thesis, right? There could be a lot of money to be made on speculative companies like Big Bear AI or like Oklo, which is in the nuclear energy space. This company is pre-revenue, it's not even making revenue, and it's already trading at $135 from a SPAC price of $10. Playing around with these stocks is very different, for instance,

from buying something like AMD, where if you do have a positive thesis on AMD, AMD as the second leader in GPUs, gaining more market share in the GPU space as Nvidia struggles to fill all of that demand because we are in an AI boom, and you think that AMD is a good investment for 20, 30 years down

the road. These are very two different things, right? Trading something like an OCLO or actually buying AMD for the long term, these are very different scenarios. Another thing is is value. Are you getting the value in the market currently? So if you buy— people are always asking me where to trade crypto, and honestly, I don't know why

some of y'all are making it harder on yourselves. Kraken has everything. Nvidia at $4 trillion, how much can you realistically squeeze out of there during the time that you have in the market? If you are on the younger side and you have 3 or 4 decades left in the market, yes, pretty much anything that buy that is

a mega cap right now will likely be higher in the future. I ran this exercise with the students in the Traveling Trader Academy, but I said, if you can go back to say 2007 and buy the top of 2007, not the bottom, but the top of 2007, would you buy it knowing that you wouldn't get your money

back for another 6 years? It took between 2007 and 2013 2013 just to get to the same place. So if you bought the top in 2007, you would have to wait 6 years to get your money back. But would you go through that if it meant that you would also be owning the S&P 500 18 years later

at 6,600? The answer is yes, of course you would. So I have no doubt that whatever mega caps you buy from here, even if you bought the S&P 500 at the top, if you have 20, 30, 40 years left to retire, will you be okay during that timeframe or after that timeframe? And the answer is probably yes.

So your situation is going to be very different from someone who has 5 years left to retire and is really pissed that they didn't catch all of these gains and is now going to dump all their money here. So with that said, in addition to knowing your time horizon and knowing your risk tolerance, It is extremely important

to know what you are investing in, to try to find value here. I don't think from this point that every investment is the same. So investing in UnitedHealthcare, something that is completely beat up, there is a lot of value on the table or on paper compared to something like an Nvidia or something like an Amazon or something

like a Microsoft at these levels. Now, it doesn't mean that you don't invest in those things. Of course you want to hold those, but at this point, like I said at the outset, do you have more to gain than to lose by buying at the highs, or do you have more to lose than to gain by buying

at these recent highs in the short term? And are you better off waiting for a potential correction? 25% battery on the iPhone Air, all-day battery since 9 AM in the morning. Pretty good. So one of the things that I had to charge iPhone 12 Mini like 3 times a day.

There are 202 S&P 500 stocks that are down year to date, and they're trading at a cheaper than average 22 PE, especially for the, the chip industry. What is he going on about? Revenue as well as it's operating, just the same thing every time, continues to grow, I do think that this company in the future can be

worth a lot more than it is today. And I think that there is a lot of value, or there is some potential value to extract out of this. Now, so far we're just talking about investing here. We're not even talking about swing trading, which in swing trading I'll trade anything if the opportunity is there. It doesn't mean

that I'm buying and holding that for the long I'll even trade companies that I don't really believe in for the long term. So for instance, if I see a breakout here on Big Bear AI, no shade to some of you who might be bullish on the company, I'm not, but I would still trade this breakout to get

to this level, for instance, and I would take profits, you know, within days or weeks after entering this position, for instance. I do think that you guys should be keeping a separate portfolio for investing and trading. You should not let one inform the other. And if you keep them in the same portfolio, I

I'm not sleeping on this bed, I'm sleeping on that bed. Bed sheet's already on.

So we can be free. Nobody's around now, so we can be free.

And I'm all mixed up, feeling cornered and rushed.

It's showtime.

Yes, hard

to do.

Well, Chris, you are known as Abroad in Japan. That's what they call me, considering you are in Japan and you are abroad, and it's a pun on your surname, which I found out until much later. When you first introduced yourself to me, you were just like, I'm Chris, and I was like, oh yeah, I'm Chris. You weren't

like, I'm Chris, but then when I found Found out that your surname was Broad, that's when it clicked. I was like, oh my God, very clever genius. Well, Chris, you are known as—

YouTube can make a decision tomorrow where they're like, you know what, long-form content, we're just doing YouTube Shorts. And at that point it's like, well, we're we're all screwed. When the algorithm was introduced, they did the opposite. They said short-form content. Yeah, anything under 10 minutes, we're doing it. Exactly. It's so unpredictable with the way this industry

is operating. When I was reflecting on my life, I was like, I'm 28, moving on to 29 right now. Can I see myself making content at age 40 or age 50 or age 60? Maybe. But there might also be a point where I'm just like, I'm kind of bored of this. There's nothing more creatively that I want

to do in this format that is YouTube. So then what do I do? YouTube can make a decision. I feel like he's kind of given up on his channel.

I haven't checked his channel in ages.

Damn, 70K, 90K, 100K. His views tanked.

His last video was a month ago. Disturbing bottom of the anime iceberg. New user exclusive, £10 off train travel. Claim your perk now. eToro presents how to invest in stocks in 30 seconds. Just open the app. A few weeks ago, I found this image on the anime subreddit titled

Poppy the Performer. You know when you ask people who have no idea about what Hades Project—

I reckon he's bored of it. Pre-1960s anime. This is a pretty— how can you not be bored of doing it 15 years plus?

That's the problem with YouTube.

Starts off as a dream. It's really fun for like 4 years tops, really,

and then it's just boring.

The grind, endless grind.

Akidearest still going strong.

Which segment? In the I'm fed up doing YouTube segment,

but I don't know what else to do.

I want to do something weird, like a project where I make something.

I don't know what though, like building a shed,

build a log cabin.

The whole thing about babies crying is kind of weird, isn't it?

Is it because they're scared, or are they in pain?

Apart from food, what else do they want?

It's funny you don't have any memory of when you were a baby crying.

Maybe it is a scary experience

because you're alive 9 months inside of the womb and then you're thrust into the real world.

But are they really that aware of anything that's going on?

Like, can they actually even see anything?

I just can't understand what it's like being a baby, even though I was a baby at one point.

You just have no memory of it.

But other animals don't do it.

Like, you don't see baby kittens or puppies crying. I mean, nothing else can cry like a human can, can they?

I've never seen a cat crying. When have you ever seen an animal crying, either with tears or making the noises? Even monkeys don't cry, do they?

Humans are strange things. They take so long to develop and grow as well.

A cat's a proper adult in a year.

Maybe humans just more complex, that's why.

What you doing?

The baby, baby.

Do you think the crying is extra loud for the cat because he's got better hearing?

30 minutes to go. See if I've made $100 today.

I wish I brought my little vacuum cleaner.

No, my mom is not nagging me.

Plans for tomorrow?

Not really.

I thought maybe I'd do Uber Eats.

Could go and do Uber Eats.

Or could make a YouTube video.

The possibilities are

endless.

Maybe I make one called Why I Regret Moving to Devon and How I've Wasted Nearly £20,000.

Or I do Uber Eats streaming.

Oh, gardening stream.

Oh, I helped my mum take the bed downstairs to the garage.

I might brush my teeth.

iPhone Air ends the day 23% battery.

Pretty good, good battery.

I really want to take it out for Uber Eats, see how it does.

How

am I gonna sleep now with a cat there? Or can he sleep on this bed?

I wonder if I can turn off my computer remotely. I guess I can.

Guys

are

heavy.

I had roast pork and potatoes, Yorkshire pudding, carrots,

cheese cauliflower, and then apple crumble.

Pushkin.

This is

my bed. God, he's so heavy. He's like 10 kg.

Well, praying I got a bit now.

Might as well.

See you tomorrow.