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[2020-03-24] Chopping down tree [6FTbZc6PPVU]

2020-03-24 · 12 min

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  1. 0:02Mila

    What's going on? We're making sex tape.

    Segment details0:02–0:19 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_0
  2. 0:24Daniel

    In the garden.

    Segment details0:24–0:25 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_1
  3. 0:28Mila

    It's already going empty again.

    Segment details0:28–0:30 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_2
  4. 0:30Daniel

    It's making a whizzing noise.

    Segment details0:30–0:34 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_3
  5. 0:34Mila

    Yes.

    Segment details0:34–0:38 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_4
  6. 0:39Mila

    Ew, it's squirting! Look!

    Segment details0:39–0:43 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_5
  7. 0:43Daniel

    What? My turn.

    Segment details0:43–0:52 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_6
  8. 1:02Mila

    13, was it? One more time. 2, 3, fail.

    Segment details1:02–1:11 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_7
  9. 1:23Daniel

    That's not how you use it. It's not a hammer. There's an axe. I can get you the axe.

    Segment details1:23–1:29 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_8
  10. 1:29Mila

    Axe? I want an axe.

    Segment details1:29–1:32 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_9
  11. 1:32Daniel

    Film me sawing.

    Segment details1:32–1:33 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_10
  12. 1:33Mila

    Okay.

    Segment details1:33–1:34 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_11
  13. 1:34Daniel

    Which parts should I saw? Here?

    Segment details1:34–1:38 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_12
  14. 1:38Mila

    Yes, do it. Daniel sawing. Yeah. How do you like it, Daniel? Are you having fun? One and one scissors. Cut this one.

    Segment details1:38–2:03 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_13
  15. 2:04Cammie

    No, that's a blueberry. It's a fruit tree.

    Segment details2:04–2:08 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_14
  16. 2:08Mila

    When will it come out?

    Segment details2:08–2:09 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_15
  17. 2:10Cammie

    Cut the dead one, then you start from here.

    Segment details2:10–2:14 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_16
  18. 2:14Daniel

    What?

    Segment details2:14–2:19 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_17
  19. 2:19Cammie

    Start from the bottom to the top, the small trunk first.

    Segment details2:19–2:24 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_18
  20. 2:24Mila

    It's going pretty well.

    Segment details2:24–2:27 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_19
  21. 2:27Mila

    Yeah.

    Segment details2:27–2:30 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_20
  22. 2:40Mila

    Faster, faster!

    Segment details2:40–2:45 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_21
  23. 2:47Mila

    Almost.

    Segment details2:47–2:52 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_22
  24. 2:54Mila

    Oh yeah, wait, let me kick it.

    Segment details2:54–3:00 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_23
  25. 3:00Cammie

    Hey, go!

    Segment details3:00–3:01 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_24
  26. 3:01Daniel

    No, no!

    Segment details3:01–3:02 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_25
  27. 3:05Cammie

    This is a bit crazy. Stop it! You hurt yourself.

    Segment details3:05–3:13 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_26
  28. 3:14Mila

    My leg is not hot enough.

    Segment details3:14–3:15 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_27
  29. 3:18Cammie

    Oh, I think you need oil. Yeah. And extend your cut in quarter.

    Segment details3:18–3:27 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_28
  30. 3:29Daniel

    We need a ladder so I can climb up there.

    Segment details3:29–3:31 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_29
  31. 3:31Mila

    And then what will you do?

    Segment details3:31–3:32 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_30
  32. 3:32Daniel

    Yeah, I'll cut that bit off.

    Segment details3:32–3:34 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_31
  33. 3:39Mila

    Do it!

    Segment details3:39–3:40 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_32
  34. 3:44Mila

    The whole tree is moving! Oh my God, it's coming up! She's pulling it up! Wait, hey, mind your head! Now another one. Watching him. It cut from the bottom. There he is.

    Segment details3:44–4:15 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_33
  35. 4:15Daniel

    Got an axe.

    Segment details4:15–4:22 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_34
  36. 4:22Mila

    My axe.

    Segment details4:22–4:22 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_35
  37. 4:23Cammie

    Go hang a coat there.

    Segment details4:23–4:24 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_36
  38. 4:25Daniel

    Me?

    Segment details4:25–4:26 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_37
  39. 4:26Cammie

    Daniel, how you manage to start exploring?

    Segment details4:26–4:28 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_38
  40. 4:28Daniel

    Why cutting the whole thing down?

    Segment details4:28–4:30 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_39
  41. 4:30Mila

    But not this one.

    Segment details4:30–4:31 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_40
  42. 4:31Cammie

    Oh yeah.

    Segment details4:31–4:31 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_41
  43. 4:31Daniel

    What are you doing?

    Segment details4:31–4:32 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_42
  44. 4:32Cammie

    This one is broken. I cut this all day.

    Segment details4:32–4:38 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_43
  45. 4:38Daniel

    How do I get up there?

    Segment details4:38–4:40 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_44
  46. 4:40Cammie

    No, do this one.

    Segment details4:40–4:42 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_45
  47. 4:42Daniel

    Film me. What are you doing? That's not how you use it. Film me.

    Segment details4:42–4:49 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_46
  48. 4:49Mila

    How do you do it?

    Segment details4:49–4:50 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_47
  49. 4:50Daniel

    I'll try and climb up. It's too high.

    Segment details4:50–4:58 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_48
  50. 4:59Mila

    Jump!

    Segment details4:59–4:59 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_49
  51. 5:00Daniel

    It's gonna fall on my face.

    Segment details5:00–5:01 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_50
  52. 5:01Cammie

    Cut from the bottom. No, cut it from the bottom first. Yeah, one by one, because it's falling on the floor.

    Segment details5:01–5:13 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_51
  53. 5:13Daniel

    I want to cut this bit off. Oh, this bit's loose.

    Segment details5:13–5:20 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_52
  54. 5:31Daniel

    So spiky.

    Segment details5:31–5:37 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_53
  55. 5:38Mila

    Yes, good job! Daniel in his natural habitat.

    Segment details5:38–5:45 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_54
  56. 5:45Daniel

    I'm scared.

    Segment details5:45–5:46 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_55
  57. 5:47Daniel

    No, I can't fall like this.

    Segment details5:47–5:49 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_56
  58. 5:53Mila

    Now make monkey sounds.

    Segment details5:53–5:54 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_57
  59. 5:58Uncertain audio source

    Stop!

    Segment details5:58–5:58 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_58
  60. 5:59Mila

    You can't fall like that. Here, I give it to you. Can I do it?

    Segment details5:59–6:05 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_59
  61. 6:05Daniel

    Okay.

    Segment details6:05–6:05 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_60
  62. 6:08Mila

    Take off my shoes.

    Segment details6:08–6:10 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_61
  63. 6:10Cammie

    Working like what?

    Segment details6:10–6:11 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_62
  64. 6:12Daniel

    What? Trying to get that top branch.

    Segment details6:12–6:15 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_63
  65. 6:16Cammie

    Be careful, you're not going up to saw that fucking tree. What?

    Segment details6:16–6:22 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_64
  66. 6:23Mila

    Give me the thingy.

    Segment details6:23–6:24 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_65
  67. 6:25Cammie

    If she hurt herself, I don't know. She fell down. Get away from there!

    Segment details6:25–6:34 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_66
  68. 6:38Mila

    This is It's not helping anything.

    Segment details6:38–6:40 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_67
  69. 6:40Cammie

    Mira, you're cold now? You got to be in a hospital.

    Segment details6:40–6:45 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_68
  70. 6:45Mila

    No, I'm safe. Is it doing anything?

    Segment details6:45–6:50 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_69
  71. 6:50Daniel

    Yeah, keep going.

    Segment details6:50–6:52 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_70
  72. 6:52Cammie

    Daniel, I don't know.

    Segment details6:52–6:54 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_71
  73. 6:55Mila

    I'm hot. I want to take off my sweater.

    Segment details6:55–6:57 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_72
  74. 6:57Daniel

    Get naked. What are you doing?

    Segment details6:57–7:09 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_73
  75. 7:09Mila

    Taking off my sweater. Oh, okay, give me the saw again. Yeah, it's working.

    Segment details7:09–7:34 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_74
  76. 7:38Daniel

    This looks so funny.

    Segment details7:38–7:39 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_75
  77. 7:40Mila

    Too many dust is coming up. You should pay me some money.

    Segment details7:40–7:55 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_76
  78. 7:55Daniel

    Stop shouting.

    Segment details7:55–7:56 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_77
  79. 7:56Mila

    I'm doing labor.

    Segment details7:56–7:57 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_78
  80. 7:58Daniel

    You're living for free here. Okay, we can stand on this.

    Segment details7:58–8:13 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_79
  81. 8:13Mila

    Why is it in the ground? Go.

    Segment details8:13–8:17 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_80
  82. 8:18Daniel

    Okay, put this here, and now I can saw. Yeah, it's working. So tired.

    Segment details8:18–8:37 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_81
  83. 8:44Mila

    How did you do this? It's too hard.

    Segment details8:44–8:47 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_82
  84. 8:47Daniel

    Keep going.

    Segment details8:47–8:47 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_83
  85. 8:54Mila

    Oh, I think almost.

    Segment details8:54–9:00 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_84
  86. 9:00Mila

    No.

    Segment details9:00–9:00 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_85
  87. 9:01Daniel

    Is it filming?

    Segment details9:01–9:05 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_86
  88. 9:05Mila

    Uh, yes. Wait, did you do it with the back? Why? You should do it with the front.

    Segment details9:05–9:20 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_87
  89. 9:22Daniel

    The front's blunt anyway.

    Segment details9:22–9:23 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_88
  90. 9:30Daniel

    Stupid tree.

    Segment details9:30–9:33 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_89
  91. 9:33Mila

    Oh my God, I didn't expect that. Oh my God, look, the top is falling off too. You can just pull it. Yeah, we did it! Okay, Daniel, don't murder— not the actual tree.

    Segment details9:33–10:03 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_90
  92. 10:04Daniel

    Nice work.

    Segment details10:04–10:05 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_91
  93. 10:05Mila

    Yes, very nice work. You killed it.

    Segment details10:05–10:08 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_92
  94. 10:08Daniel

    It'll be fine. Now let's do this one. Now look, this one's easier.

    Segment details10:08–10:19 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_93
  95. 10:19Mila

    Is it?

    Segment details10:19–10:20 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_94
  96. 10:20Daniel

    It's only— it's only slightly attached. Wow, nice view. Fields of Harrietsham. Welcome. What's over here? It says caution, cows with calves can be aggressive. Take nothing but photographs. Bull in field. There's a bull. Where's the bull? Moo moo.

    Segment details10:20–11:21 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_95
  97. 11:25Mila

    Do you have a sleeping bag?

    Segment details11:25–11:26 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_96
  98. 11:27Daniel

    No.

    Segment details11:27–11:27 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_97
  99. 11:28Mila

    We should sleep up here. It would be so scary up here.

    Segment details11:28–11:34 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_98
  100. 11:34Mila

    Is it? It probably would be.

    Segment details11:34–11:35 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_99
  101. 11:36Mila

    It'd be nice to see the sky.

    Segment details11:36–11:36 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_100