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[2020-03-24] Chopping down tree [6FTbZc6PPVU]
2020-03-24 · 12 min
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What's going on? We're making sex tape.
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0:02–0:19 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_0In the garden.
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0:24–0:25 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_1It's already going empty again.
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0:28–0:30 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_2It's making a whizzing noise.
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0:30–0:34 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_3Yes.
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0:34–0:38 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_4Ew, it's squirting! Look!
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0:39–0:43 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_5What? My turn.
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0:43–0:52 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_613, was it? One more time. 2, 3, fail.
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1:02–1:11 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_7That's not how you use it. It's not a hammer. There's an axe. I can get you the axe.
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1:23–1:29 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_8Axe? I want an axe.
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1:29–1:32 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_9Film me sawing.
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1:32–1:33 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_10Okay.
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1:33–1:34 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_11Which parts should I saw? Here?
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1:34–1:38 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_12Yes, do it. Daniel sawing. Yeah. How do you like it, Daniel? Are you having fun? One and one scissors. Cut this one.
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1:38–2:03 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_13No, that's a blueberry. It's a fruit tree.
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2:04–2:08 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_14When will it come out?
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2:08–2:09 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_15Cut the dead one, then you start from here.
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2:10–2:14 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_16What?
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2:14–2:19 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_17Start from the bottom to the top, the small trunk first.
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2:19–2:24 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_18It's going pretty well.
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2:24–2:27 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_19Yeah.
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2:27–2:30 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_20Faster, faster!
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2:40–2:45 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_21Almost.
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2:47–2:52 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_22Oh yeah, wait, let me kick it.
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2:54–3:00 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_23Hey, go!
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3:00–3:01 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_24No, no!
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3:01–3:02 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_25This is a bit crazy. Stop it! You hurt yourself.
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3:05–3:13 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_26My leg is not hot enough.
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3:14–3:15 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_27Oh, I think you need oil. Yeah. And extend your cut in quarter.
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3:18–3:27 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_28We need a ladder so I can climb up there.
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3:29–3:31 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_29And then what will you do?
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3:31–3:32 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_30Yeah, I'll cut that bit off.
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3:32–3:34 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_31Do it!
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3:39–3:40 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_32The whole tree is moving! Oh my God, it's coming up! She's pulling it up! Wait, hey, mind your head! Now another one. Watching him. It cut from the bottom. There he is.
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3:44–4:15 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_33Got an axe.
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4:15–4:22 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_34My axe.
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4:22–4:22 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_35Go hang a coat there.
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4:23–4:24 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_36Me?
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4:25–4:26 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_37Daniel, how you manage to start exploring?
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4:26–4:28 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_38Why cutting the whole thing down?
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4:28–4:30 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_39But not this one.
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4:30–4:31 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_40Oh yeah.
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4:31–4:31 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_41What are you doing?
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4:31–4:32 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_42This one is broken. I cut this all day.
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4:32–4:38 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_43How do I get up there?
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4:38–4:40 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_44No, do this one.
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4:40–4:42 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_45Film me. What are you doing? That's not how you use it. Film me.
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4:42–4:49 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_46How do you do it?
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4:49–4:50 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_47I'll try and climb up. It's too high.
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4:50–4:58 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_48Jump!
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4:59–4:59 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_49It's gonna fall on my face.
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5:00–5:01 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_50Cut from the bottom. No, cut it from the bottom first. Yeah, one by one, because it's falling on the floor.
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5:01–5:13 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_51I want to cut this bit off. Oh, this bit's loose.
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5:13–5:20 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_52So spiky.
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5:31–5:37 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_53Yes, good job! Daniel in his natural habitat.
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5:38–5:45 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_54I'm scared.
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5:45–5:46 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_55No, I can't fall like this.
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5:47–5:49 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_56Now make monkey sounds.
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5:53–5:54 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_57Stop!
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5:58–5:58 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_58You can't fall like that. Here, I give it to you. Can I do it?
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5:59–6:05 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_59Okay.
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6:05–6:05 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_60Take off my shoes.
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6:08–6:10 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_61Working like what?
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6:10–6:11 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_62What? Trying to get that top branch.
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6:12–6:15 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_63Be careful, you're not going up to saw that fucking tree. What?
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6:16–6:22 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_64Give me the thingy.
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6:23–6:24 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_65If she hurt herself, I don't know. She fell down. Get away from there!
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6:25–6:34 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_66This is It's not helping anything.
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6:38–6:40 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_67Mira, you're cold now? You got to be in a hospital.
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6:40–6:45 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_68No, I'm safe. Is it doing anything?
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6:45–6:50 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_69Yeah, keep going.
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6:50–6:52 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_70Daniel, I don't know.
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6:52–6:54 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_71I'm hot. I want to take off my sweater.
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6:55–6:57 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_72Get naked. What are you doing?
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6:57–7:09 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_73Taking off my sweater. Oh, okay, give me the saw again. Yeah, it's working.
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7:09–7:34 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_74This looks so funny.
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7:38–7:39 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_75Too many dust is coming up. You should pay me some money.
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7:40–7:55 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_76Stop shouting.
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7:55–7:56 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_77I'm doing labor.
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7:56–7:57 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_78You're living for free here. Okay, we can stand on this.
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7:58–8:13 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_79Why is it in the ground? Go.
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8:13–8:17 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_80Okay, put this here, and now I can saw. Yeah, it's working. So tired.
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8:18–8:37 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_81How did you do this? It's too hard.
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8:44–8:47 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_82Keep going.
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8:47–8:47 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_83Oh, I think almost.
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8:54–9:00 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_84No.
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9:00–9:00 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_85Is it filming?
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9:01–9:05 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_86Uh, yes. Wait, did you do it with the back? Why? You should do it with the front.
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9:05–9:20 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_87The front's blunt anyway.
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9:22–9:23 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_88Stupid tree.
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9:30–9:33 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_89Oh my God, I didn't expect that. Oh my God, look, the top is falling off too. You can just pull it. Yeah, we did it! Okay, Daniel, don't murder— not the actual tree.
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9:33–10:03 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_90Nice work.
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10:04–10:05 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_91Yes, very nice work. You killed it.
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10:05–10:08 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_92It'll be fine. Now let's do this one. Now look, this one's easier.
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10:08–10:19 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_93Is it?
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10:19–10:20 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_94It's only— it's only slightly attached. Wow, nice view. Fields of Harrietsham. Welcome. What's over here? It says caution, cows with calves can be aggressive. Take nothing but photographs. Bull in field. There's a bull. Where's the bull? Moo moo.
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10:20–11:21 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_95Do you have a sleeping bag?
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11:25–11:26 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_96No.
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11:27–11:27 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_97We should sleep up here. It would be so scary up here.
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11:28–11:34 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_98Is it? It probably would be.
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11:34–11:35 · rev_783c87b4f5963711d5421151720450e7_99It'd be nice to see the sky.
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