We're getting MARRIED! [xS8P7808GLc]

必 ず 承 認 さん が え っと 成 人 の 方 で お 二 人 必 要 にな ります。 よろしく お願いします。 本 籍 地 番 ど ちら にな ります か？ 浜 崎 です。 え っと 旦 那 様 も も ち ろ ん 漢 字 あの 出 て こ ない んです けど も、 あの ご 主 人 の 方 は え っと 世 田 谷 島 奥 様 で い ら っ しゃ いました ね。 で まあ ご 住 所 は 奥 様 なので、 住 所 も イ ギ リ ス の その お 住 ま い の 住 所 書 いて いただ き たい。 Looks fairly simple, just fill out these, these blank spaces and signature at the end, sign and date.

Oh look, there's bicycles! There's, there's quite a lot of pages. I'm not sure if you need to fill out every single page. I think a few of the pages are just like Example pages. What's this? It says, "夫になる人から妻になる人へ。妻になる人から夫になる人へ." From the wife to the husband, and then from the husband to the wife. A place to write a special loving message. Okay, so getting married isn't that simple. First of all, we need to fill out this this marriage document, and then I also need this certificate. It's called a certificate that no impediment to marriage has been shown to exist, or a certificate of no impediment. And I need to go to Tokyo to the British Embassy, and that's where I get that certificate made. And in order to get this certificate, I need my birth certificate, which is under here, which I am— I got sent to me 4 years ago. When I nearly got married to my ex-Japanese girlfriend. It says I need to print out this, this application form and then fill it out and take it with me when I go to Tokyo. Seems pretty straightforward. And then hopefully the consul officer will sign it here, and then I'll get my certificate of no impediment. Certificate of no impediment. And then I can get married. Guys, I can smell something really delicious coming from the grill. Do you want to see what it is? Okay, brace yourselves.

Whoa!

Oh!

Oh yes, yes.

The most annoying thing about the whole process is is having to get that certificate of no impediment. I don't even know what impediment means. I think it's basically a certificate that proves— somehow it proves that you're not married to someone else and that you're legally able to marry. It just seems like a big waste of time. It seems like a way of squeezing money out of people who want to get married. Or it seems like a way of making the whole marriage process more complicated to try and prevent people from getting married so easily. Which I guess it works because last time I tried to get married, the only thing that stopped us from getting married was Was the certificate of no impediments. We actually broke up before I was able to get the certificate, so we never got married. So if you want to get a certificate of no impediments, you need your passport, you need ID, you need proof of address, and you need your birth certificate, which fortunately I got sent to me four years ago when I nearly got married back then, and I've kept in my luggage ever since then. I was a bit worried about proof of address because. This isn't my place. This is my girlfriend's place, and I don't have any letters sent to me. I don't have any utility bills that are in my name. So I phoned up the embassy, and he actually said that I can just bring my girlfriend's utility bills or electricity bills, and that will work as proof of address. I went onto the embassy website, and I booked an appointment to get this certificate, and the the earliest I could get the appointment for was the beginning of March. So There's quite a long time to wait until then. So it looks like we're going to Tokyo. Um, we're gonna go on the bullet train. I've never been on the bullet train from Osaka to Tokyo before. It says it takes 2 hours and a half, which is pretty quick. We're not going to stay the night, we're just going to go very early in the morning, hopefully get the certificate without any problems, and then maybe we'll do some quick sightseeing in Tokyo and then come back to Osaka. The same day. It is a bit annoying that we have to go all the way to Tokyo just to get this silly certificate. This person just needs to sign it, and I need to promise—I need to make an oath—that I'm not married to anyone else anywhere else, so I can get married in Japan. They have a British embassy in Osaka, and I phoned them up and they said that they no longer offer this service. They no longer offer certificate of no impediments. Maybe it would be interesting to take a trip to Tokyo.

It will be like—

be like an adventure. Yay. So after I get this certificate, getting married should be pretty easy. We just sign that, fill out that document, go back to the city hall, and then hand in everything, and then we should be married. The next thing, which is even more difficult, which is trickier, is changing my visa to a spouse visa. And that sounds very complicated. Apparently we have to give proof that we're actually a couple, so we have to show them photos of us together, and we have to answer questions. They, they kind of like interrogate us about our relationship to make sure it's not, not a fake relationship. So the spouse visa application could get rejected if the person who's looking at our application thinks that we're a fake marriage or a sham marriage. So if the application gets rejected, I'm not quite sure what I'm supposed to do then. Apparently, you can get a lawyer to help you appeal the decision. So I'm gonna get that document printed and filled out and prepare everything else, and then just wait for March until we go to Tokyo and see if I can actually get this certificate. I'll keep you updated on the whole process.

So let's see how this turns out. Work it, baby!

Yo, this is sick, brother. Totally.

Oh God. Oh, uh, I got the funds.

Hey, would you ladies like to meet my fat stack? Burn a beer bottle. Oh, well, it's the back place, so I only have 2. I want the tall skinny glasses. I like those skinny glasses.

Hello and welcome back to Cooking with Daniel. Today we're making beef stir-fry.

As you can see, I have a nice piece of beef. We're going to slice into nice smaller slices and then Fry it in a frying pan with some vegetables. It's going to be very tasty. Now the beef has been completely sliced up, we're going to toss it into the frying pan along with some celery. Here we have some fried tofu and some sliced up vegetables. We also have some green onions sliced into tiny pieces. We also have some yakiniku sauce, which we're going to add to everything to make it taste nice. Now we're going to give the beef and the celery a bit of a stir. Stir around to make sure it gets cooked evenly.

Now the beef has finished cooking, we can add the rest of the vegetables. We can also slice the tofu pieces into smaller pieces.

After everything's finished cooking, we can finally sprinkle on the green onions. And there you go, all ready, ready to be enjoyed and consumed.