[2023-04-04] My ex wife doesn't want to get back together -( [b2MwCdZ7d6I]

Testing. That's kind of strange. Usually it's pretty easy to make a new V, but this one had to reset the stream key. Did you talk to Jim? You are? Yeah. She said I don't love you anymore. Daniel moved on. I asked if we could get married again. Is it okay? It seems a bit laggy, doesn't it? Got some low bit rates. Daniel Sabbath on counters drop in. Yeah, I don't really care. Bit fed up of streaming to be honest. I dunno what else to do. People keep complaining it's boring. Well you try streaming for 12 days straight and not running out of things to do. When did I come here? 26. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 days. Day 10 of streaming. I just wanna kind, I just wanna sit around and do nothing. Really open my laptop, mess around online, get back outside on the bike. I don't know how I stood it for 60 days surrounded by weirdos. I couldn't stand it for one hour. Being surrounded by wheels, I guess he just really wants that money. Maybe I'd do it if I knew the money would come, but I don't think it really would. Might unplug it for a bit and plug it home later.

Oh

Okay. Unpacked. Oh,

Oh.

I think making videos is definitely a lot easier than streaming and trying to find stuff to do for the streams. If got paid thousands a day. Yeah, if I was getting paid thousands a day, I'd be more motivated. When are you going to apologize to blood sucking? What? <laugh>. Why people ask me to apologize to Blood Bucket. I didn't do anything. Oh thanks. Teapop Fever. Kiwi did not dox me. They just listened to me. Talk about which hotel I'm going to Doxing is when you, you piece together clues to find out someone's location. If someone literally says, oh I'm stoning a X, Y, Z hotel tour. Old

Kiwi already

Dox you. How's that Doxing? You just heard me say it. They need to stop acting so you're smart. You crazy putting that as your title when you have a girlfriend. Do you hear or tape me? Me back? I have matured. Super chats are not off. I just got a super chat from Teapot. Fever can clearly see it. I think the clean is coming to clean soon. He wants me out. I ignored her door knows. No I didn't. I said thanks every time. It's the money situation. Okay. Yeah, it's not bad. The um, sub's been doing well

Is the money situation. Okay. Looks like you are broke.

Okay. Am I ready? I hate checking out. Why can't we just walk out the door? Leave the key in the room.

Uh,

Five hours. What are we gonna do until we can check in? I need to do laundry too. I need to poop and needs to get a Kofi Day 10 on the Sabbath on. Yeah. I made way more money streaming than the videos. The videos made like $20 15 to $20 apart from the beauty pipe video, which was unexpected. I wanna go poop in the convenience store.

Don't pass your HPV to the H zero zero curb.

They have nicer toilets. Oh thanks Pu. Don't pass HPV to hookers. They probably already have it. That's why you can't kiss them. Who is blood bucket? She is the biggest donor on the streams. Videos only do better when you have chosen a good topic that carries on getting views over the months. But if I'm just making like personal vlogs, they're not gonna get views or get like 4K views 'cause I don't have a big fan base anymore for those personal videos to do. Well you need a fan base 'cause you don't have fan base. No one gives shit. I lost 90% of my fan base so that's why I don't really do videos unless I have a good topic in mind about something that's trending. Otherwise it's just a waste of time. I made like 15 bucks. I wanna put my shoes on. Why can't even wait. I hate these slipper things. They keep falling off my feet. Okay. 9 51. I guess we should go now. Get my water and I need to put you guys into the side pocket or maybe the back pocket. I don't wanna get told off. Oh thanks Paris. Why? I'm breaking up with Ty girl. Yeah, maybe I'll just do the rest of the streams with these ridiculous click pay titles.

New video topic. That's what why

I am breaking,

Breaking up with Ty girl.

Yeah, I need to bring the pocket wifi with me as well. When I leave my bag. Look nearly forgot the cable. Wow. A hundred viewers. Your hero will be so impressed. Her X back with the triple digits. Okay, let's just check out quickly. I'm gonna put you, I'll put you down here. Can you see out the Daniel

Is super hot. You guys throwing kisses?

Oh thanks J. But glad you find me hot. You down here. Oh you can kind of see it. It'll just be a few minutes. Don't worry. You got holes you can breathe. You got these little air holes. They'll be fine. Just let me get to the bike. I'll try and make a bigger hole. Maybe I should cut a hole. Oh thanks Simon. Fending machine coffee. Now I wanna get a seven 11 Starbucks.

Okay,

Let's go.

Everything. I'll visit you and we'll have cereal for your venting machine. Coffee.

Guys, why are you so heavy? Which side? Hey, let's go. Uh, I lost the key. Oh,

Quite a few foreigners here. I guess they want the cheap hotel now. I guess you could, you could upgrade the area by attracting Taurus here. Squeeze out the homeless people. Gentrification foreigners would flock here if they can get a $10 a night room. Did I buy nice date clothes? No. I might go to Uniqlo and have a look around.

Okay,

Let's get out here. Why would you walk in the bike lane? Walk on the footpath. Stupid idiot. Should have ding donged her ding dong her bell.

No,

No, no, no. We need more melodies in England like that. Japan loves their melodies at the train station. Garbage trucks. Everything has a melody like little chime. Convenience store. It's a very musical country. Yeah. Okay. Am I out the slums yet?

Oh,

Thank God. Shit. Just check the maps. I forgot my hotel name. Hold on. Oh, come on. Why is it not loading? What's the name of my hotel? Hotel Rasa. Yeah, that's the one. Uh, we'll go back. Actually, uh, no, we can go this way. Drop my bag off. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Not at all. Oh, it's cold. I miss Bangkok where it's warm. Maybe my girlfriend will let me get an electric bike. Bangkok?

Uh,

Yeah. I was just buying some candy in a little cafe. Somehow I managed to riz up the half naked girl who's serving me the candy. She just started getting naked. Don't even know her name. We shall call her

The

And then we go right again.

Okay.

It's funny how smoking is still so big in Japan. In England the government spent billions on anti-smoking campaigns and adverts and packaging. Here in Japan, all the cigarettes have the original packaging. None of that. You will get cancer. I guess they really want to kill off that aging population. Cigarettes are a good way. Plus you made a lot of money. You make a lot of money and you get rid of the old people. They basically provide no value. They have served their duty no longer needed.

Ah.

<silence> <silence>

Is it working? Testing? Yeah, I think we're back.

Can't get it in.

There you go snug. Okay, let's go. Uh, Lotus a lotus car showroom. My dad used to love Lotus. He had a Lotus is free. Damn this pocket wifi is really sucking today. What the hell? Uh, says the W the w Pifi is off the hell. Whoa. The bike stand still. I think it's back. I dunno why the pocket wifi went off for a few minutes. Try and get out of this area. Check Google Maps again. Uh, go into my new hotel left and right. Was it streaming when I was parking my bike and stuff? So I think the sim card is working. Uh, wait a minute. Oh my god.

Ah,

I just realized something. I can't leave the bag at the hotel because if I leave the bag at the hotel, where am I gonna put the streaming phone? The streaming phone has to go in my shoulder strap. Shit, I was gonna leave my bag at the hotel and then I just notice I have no way to attach the streaming camera. I didn't ignore anyone's donations. There were no donations made. Whilst I was in, you know what? Getting cereal. Why would you donate when the stream is not streaming and then expect me to respond to it? I'm pretty sure there were no donations when I disconnected it to handle my business. So what are we gonna do? I am carrying a 12, I think nearly 14 kg on my back right now. This is not gonna be fun. Oh, we're here. It's in Den Town. What? It's a nice place here. Got like a European building opposite French architecture. Why is there like a random European building here? Look at this building. Um, where can I put this streaming phone? I don't know what to do. Is it true? Charla made love with her cat.

Oh,

She puts peanut butter on her. Jj, I am thinking. I put the phone on the phone. Mount <laugh>.

Wait,

I put the phone here. How would that work? No, that won't work.

No,

No. That's not a good idea. Um,

No

It's not gonna work.

Damn. It

Could cycle like this one handed. Oh thanks bro. Bra do sleeping stream with Charlotte. Okay, but we need to ask for Chris's permission, huh? I dunno what to do. My bag's killing me. Take the stuff out the bag and then put it wet in the hotel lobby. I need a room but I need to wait until three o'clock, which is about four and a half hours. I have a GoPro chest strap and I have a phone mount, but I need to dig it out. My bag could go here. Find a public locker. No, I need the bag but I need to take half the stuff out the bag like the laptop. Uh, get a cheap bag. I need a special bag with a strap that I can slot my phone into. You see my bag strap has these straps on top of the strap that you can slot things into. Uh, put you in the, how's that? No, it keeps moving around. Uh, where are you? Save me. Save me. I dunno guys. I guess we just push around the 15 kg for five hours. Maybe look for a coffee and get some food. It would be good for core strength. Yeah, it would be good for my shoulder muscles and my legs.

I think my legs are skinny 'cause I weigh so little. Wow. This restaurant is nice. I just sit in there for a few hours, get some food. If I weighed 70 kg my legs probably bulk up a bit. Get a bit muscular. Uh, where can I park my bike? 10 o'clock to 10 o'clock. I wanna go in there. If there's no bikes around, I could drop off this plastic bag first. So I don't really care about this stuff. Bag in the basket. I don't know where I can park my bicycle. Bicycle. There's no bike bikes parked anywhere around. Oh, over there. Maybe bike park thing in front of Tully's. Where's Tully? Uh, where's Tulley? I don't see it. I don't see a tub. Tokyo. It is closed. Oh. Noah's Pi Pike. My bicycle. Why do I keep getting that mixed round pike? My bi bicycle. I think I'm bad at Japanese. Even get English wrong all the time. Where the fuck can I park my bike? Oh my God. I am trying to find some. It's by bicycle. I dunno where to put it. Oh, there's loads here. Oh, that's so far away. Uh, there must be a closer place.

Ah, oh look. What's this? 30 minutes free? Uh, three hours. A hundred yen. If I just leave it here, don't lock it into the lock thing. Or someone take it away. Where's the machine where you pay? There's no machine. Oh, that parking bike's over there too. I don't see a little machine where you pay. Oh, the paying thing is not here. It's so weird. The paying thing is down the road. Where am I again? I'm on this block. So the pain thing would be down here. Oh, it's here. These people chain the bikes to the fence. Why don't just leave it here. Or maybe in front of McDonald's for four hours. I think 150 am So I think I should park it in front of McDonald's for free. I will drop this plastic bag off. Got my homeless bag. It's got ramen, ramen and underwear. Misa Ram. What you say hit uh, what time is the earliest check-in?

Can I ask your name

Please? Uh, Daniel Lord. D-D-A-D-A-N-I-E-L.

Time is 3:00 PM

Okay, so we can

Keep your

My bag? Yeah, right here. <laugh>. Okay. Yeah. Can I park my bicycle here? I'm sorry. My bicycle. What? How much do you spend on? Yeah, I want to um, uh, <laugh>.

Hi. Hi.

Hi. Hi is Hi. Hi. Where? Hi. Sorry. <laugh>.

Hi.

Said 500 yen a night to park my bicycle. What? She said if I leave it outside at McDonald's, it'll get taken away. <laugh> trash bag. Ask her for cereal. Maybe she was funny. Did you see she, how she laughed when I suddenly started speaking Japanese. <laugh>, how much did you spend on the candy? Uh, 16,000 yen. Oh, people are funny. They do like to laugh in uh, chitchat. I was contemplating paying 2000 yen to park my bike for four days. Where am I gonna put it? I don't know if there's lock. That parking place over there. How much to put it overnight? Yeah. When I started speaking Japanese she was like, oh thank God. Sometimes it's just easier than making them struggle. I thought I could be lazy and get away with it. So I thought she works in a hotel. Probably speaks English. I think I confused her a bit with the whole bicycle thing. Uh, maybe I put the bike over there. People know. AKA just seem to find everything funny. It was like Mama Charlie. Oh, I think they're good. Humid. Okay, lemme check this place. Um, 24 hours says uh, 24 hours plus one 50. What?

I need to leave it overnight when I'm sleeping. It says three hours. One 50. I understand. 24 hours a day. Plus one 50. What does that mean? Um, if it's only one 50 to put it here overnight, do you know what it means? I try and point the camera at the sign. Can you see it? It says uh, 30 minutes free and then over 30 minutes. 1:50 AM plus one 50 for over 24 hours. So 300 yen. That's only 200 yen cheaper than the hotel. Oh. What if I can just leave it here for 30 minutes and then take it out and then put it back in for another 30 minutes and then come back again. <laugh>. That won't work. Um, how does this even lock? Damnit? I hate these lock things. 100 plus three 50 plus one 50 cheaper at the hotel. Shit, well shit at the slum hotel. I just put it outside like everyone else and it was fine. Uh, 500 yen. Hey Siri. 2000 yen in dollars. $15. Uh, but I don't wanna put the bike in the hotel now so I wanna go biking. So maybe I'll just put it here for three hours whilst we wait. And that would just be 1:50 AM

But what kind of parking facility is it? Do they actually have parking or is it like a room and I have to keep asking 'em to get my bike out. Oh, thanks hk. Pay the hotel with this. I don't want to have to keep asking them for my bike 'cause I want to, I wanna go get something to eat and then ride a bit and then go back to hotel. I am using a Samsung Galaxy flip Z four to stream with. I think it looks pretty good. Are they really gonna take it away? If I put it in front of McDonald's? Everyone else put it there. My bike got taken away before, back in 2010. So annoying. I had to find out where they took it and then pay 500 Ys, get it back. They just round up bicycles and then take it to like a, a bike graveyard under a bridge. I say I'll just put it here for now for a few hours. Where's one? One? One. 1 1 1? Yeah. Oh. Locked. Locked already.

Ah,

Neil's coming back. Have a quick drink. Hmm?

Uh

The bike costs 9,000 yen. I'm gonna check out this building. Community food for What kind of food do they have? That's some breakfast and a Kofi. I'm gonna go in here. I think they're open. Have coffee Almond milkshake? No. She said 500 yen a night to park. My bicycle. My bicycle. This place is weird. Why is it so empty? What's this charger? Your phone? Pizza blend. Coffee.

Could

Get coffee. Oh. Maybe a Hamburg. Uh, a bit too heavy for a hamburger. All this new noodles. I just want like a sandwich. Maybe. I don't really want curry. Curry in the morning. Ice cream. Hanukah. What does that say? Hi Ari. Lunch. Daily lunch. Hmm. Oh thanks Kevin. My lunch money. My sugar mama cut me off. Damn food here is expensive.

The HIMR food extravaganza

Hamburg Burger. What about around here? I wanna get a coffee from this place and then sit here. It looks nice. I want some food. This is alcohol. Why are they drinking alcohol? 11:00 AM hum. I look get a pizza. I want a small pizza. It's gonna cost me like 1,500. Yeah. What's the cheapest thing? Hi. Hi um, Brenda Ice. Okay. I sit here. She making my pizza.

Oh my gosh.

Bambino pizza. Oh wow. Thanks. Extra dense uh, Johan. Number of cute girls you've seen. And basically every girl here is cute. The hotel girl. This pizza girl. Oh my God. Why are they all attractive? They're all slim and have nice skin but you can't see their mouth or the nose 'cause of the mask. So I don't know how much the mask is hiding. 850. Ya. That that was the cheapest pizza on the menu. Number

Of Q. You seen 50 K to.

So I spent 1,250 ya for breakfast while pizza has calories and protein in the cheese and got some toppings. Isn't there carbs in the crust? I can't find anything else.

There's

Like a curry place. 700 yen for curry. It's hamburger. I don't really want a hamburger. And they have like a traditional Japanese noodle place, but it's like a thousand yen. It's a pretty nice place though. Very quiet. I hope she's making my pizza. Can see a woman's touch. Hope she spits some. So ask if I can film at the kitchen. <laugh> like Harold Boulder. Danny Collins for breakfast. I'll show you. What is a bambino pizza? Dumb syrup. <inaudible>. They give you syrup here instead of sugar in Japan. Oh, thanks Ed. Missing that sweet blood bucket. Yeah. Why is she mad at me? I had to take care of my manly. I just, I should have asked for more milk. It's not much milk. I can see how making my pizza that sweet blood bucket. Cash yet? Oh this smells weird. It's salty. Can you see her making it? It's too wide angled to see it. I thought it would just be like a frozen. She's actually hand making the pizza right now. Like uh, putting the toppings on and stuff. I thought it'd be like a frozen piece they put in the oven. I guess it really does help speaking Japanese here.

It makes things a lot easier. Oh my god, that backpack's so heavy. Bamboos or pizza? I think my gloves are cool. Maybe they'll bring it here for me. Uh, feeling a lot better now. Left that slum hotel. Plus got the sim card. So the connection should be more stable hopefully. Fingers crossed. I better say good morning to my girlfriend. Good morning Ba baby. I am having pizza. Now take a picture of the sweeties I got yesterday. Look at the name of the coffee shop. It's called K Fu. Like C-O-M-F-O-O-K Fu Cafe. Is the coffee better than the one at the sushi place? Uh, I forgot what the sushi place tastes like. The Starbucks one tastes better. It's not a bad coffee. It's okay. Better than those nest cafe blend sticks. Yeah, they put too much ice in the sushi coffee. It's probably gonna take 15 minutes to cook. I've been baked. It's actually kind of fun ordering food. I dunno why I was so scared of it before. It's just kind of like point to the menu and try to pronounce the name of it. I don't know why I'm so scared of doing very basic things. <laugh>. I feel like a normal human almost. Now I can order food. Wow.

I have grown a tlo will take me back. How is going for transactional cereal? Any difference going from massage? It's just getting, it's like getting a gland, an organ, a muscle massaged in a hole. It has nothing to do with emotions or love or feelings. It's just, you know, I've got a muscle. It needs to be milked. So like you go for a massage in a massage parlor and they squeeze your muscles and you feel good, how come that's okay. But then paying for cereal is like taboo thing. It took me so long to realize things I found scary are not that scary. <laugh> like learning to drive. I'm still amazed. I can drive and I'm like wow, I'm driving a car like a normal person. <laugh>. It's almost, you know like those, those women who get kidnapped and they live their whole lives in a sex dungeon and then they get released when they're like 40 And then they have to learn how to function in the world. I'm like that next thing I really want to achieve is go to a bar and talk to a stranger. Then I feel like I've basically done everything in life.

I wanna go to like a cozy bar. Do something social. Go to a hub. Yeah. Like a hub will have foreigners and Japanese people who are foreigner friendly. Ah, this coffee is making you want to poop. I better stop drinking it. I didn't poop. Oh shit. I forgot to poop today. I said I was gonna go to a convenience store. It's kind of wet looking. It's very oily. What you think? Very hot. Wait for it to cool down. This is bigger than I expected. I thought it would be like a small pizza. It's that corn on a pizza. Yeah. Is it weird to put corn on a pizza? <laugh>? Pizza looks trash. It looks okay. No, the cute girl made it don't be mean to the cute girl. Cute waitress girl made it. Maybe I should go over and and say it was really good. You're very good at pizza making

Corn on a pizza. It's not up to standing.

Corn on a pizza. You don't like corn on a pizza? I like pineapple. I think the sweetness of pineapple gives it a nice taste. Is that tuna? I dunno what meat they put on it. Oh it's hot. I'm not sure what meat this is. Oh it's tuna. I thought it was chicken.

Hmm.

Yeah. Taylor. Tuna ham and corn. I just chose the cheapest one. Tuna and corn. I'm gonna spit up <laugh>. It is not bad.

Tuna and corn pizza. I'm going to spit up.

The crust is good. It's very airy.

It's

This is Japanese pizza. I give her a thousand tip. It's like a muck bang YouTube channel now. Muck, bang. Cycling channel. Wagyu beef pizza. Wa that would be expensive.

Just spit up pizza in Japan.

Mm <affirmative>.

What up y'all bending here? What's on your pizza is um, ham, sweet corn and tuna. <laugh> potato on pizza. The new hotel has a bathtub shower and toilet. That slum hotel really depressed me. Oh I didn't take a picture of my girlfriend. Girlfriend wants picks. Dump tiger. I'm sick of her. <laugh>. No. I wonder why they have a separate cash register for coffee. Oh shit. I left a bottle of piss in the room. <laugh>. I'm gonna clean the room and find a bottle of piss. Who's more pretty? Your Thai girlfriend or T hero? I'd say your hero is is definitely more attractive. A hurro has nice eyes, nice nose. Okay. Lips. Shashi's face looks more balanced than Thai girlfriends. But Thai girlfriend has bigger poops. They both have flat bums on similar shape. Bums. I don't seem to get any luck with uh, the bum area with girlfriends. I want girlfriend's got a nice bum. Jazz music is nice but it gets really annoying when it starts going crazy. It just sounds really frantic.

Lake

T wear a mask

During,

Oh thanks Ed made Ty go and wear a ro mask. <laugh>. Well I usually don't look at her face. I look away and I picture someone else's face. I feel full up now. Starting to get busy here. If someone sits next to me, then it's game over. Can't talk. Refer to your penis as your other my man <laugh> man. Other two more slices. <laugh>. See what Tahira's missing out on. She could be here with me now. Enjoying pizza. Renamed Sabbath on cycling. Eating asleep. Yeah, that's basically what we do. Eat cycle asleep. God, my foot up. I should rename one of the streams to Turkish girl point of view where I just have my back to the stream playing Rainbow Six experience. What? The Turkish guarded experience being ignored by Daniel for two hours. What is RA's job? She's a saleswoman for cosmetics.

What is your

Hero job? If she only

Makes 14 K

Pizza Girls making more pizza. What's my sleeping schedule? I sleep around 10:00 PM Wake up at seven or eight. I like to wake up early.

Oh,

Nearly to finished. No, I don't think I'm going to Tokyo. Too expensive. Maybe we go to Osaka Castle. Osaka Castle was pretty nice. Oh thanks Ed. How can you live on 14 k in Japan? I think she makes probably 20 K. 18 to 20 K. What's your girlfriend's job? Um, she, she hands out licenses to people who wanna open pharmacies. So people go to her, they have to fill out the application form to open a pharmacy. How

Can you live on 14 k in Japan? She get alimony. What's your girlfriend's job there?

Okay, I,

Well that girl has pink and purple hair.

Can you see? She'll sit next to me.

She is got massive platform shoes too. Like Mila. The noise is uh, the blending, blending coffee blending milkshake. I need to, are you up for Yaki Nick Stream? I already did one a couple days ago. The coffee is triggering my bowels. Coffee induced bowel movement. Incoming.

Oh my God. Oh my God. I need, are there nothing else? I feel like I've forgotten something. Toilet time. Toilet time guys. Well this is a nice, you follow you guys? Oh

My God. There's bird sounds

<laugh>.

There's bird sounds coming out the toilet.

Uh, all you guys

I,

Hmm. I wonder if there's anything in here to do. They have a ramen noodle vending machine. What?

What?

A thousand yen. They sell za in a vending machine. Surely that doesn't come out of the machine. How I should have bought this actually get a whole bowl of ramen out of a machine. I think we try this tomorrow. Yeah, let's try that tomorrow. Or maybe tonight for tonight's dinner. Try that bending machine. Aka friends of aka exhibition. Or was <inaudible> like a meeting room? I don't know. I dunno what a, oh it says they're closed today. Ine attention to arrival of guests. I think it's a hotel. Uh, where should we go? I've got three hours until we check in. I am British people. British people. My fellow British. Oh look, it's the purple and blue hair girl. Purple and blue hair. Girl. I think she's white. Can't see her face. Her hair must be so damaged. Where to go.

Hmm.

Go and get my bike. Cool.

Then downtown figurines. We want shanks. 4,000. Yeah. <silence> Go upstairs. What's this?

What is it? Wonder Vision. I don't understand what it is. Is it just a big dog? 30,000 yen. That's more than my cereal island man. 27,000 yen Cyclops. Who wins Cyclops or Island? It's not he high here. Is that? No.

Hey. He trying to break it.

Is that Peter? Excuse me. Hmm. Interesting. It streamed in there. So when I was going into shops before it kept disconnecting. Maybe the new sim card is good. What should I do now? I'm not sure if there's anything interesting nearby.

I

Get a bite to eat. Well again, I think that pizza will ask me until dinner time. It's so nice streaming on this phone. I don't get told off. I haven't been told to stop streaming once. No one knows I'm streaming. I haven't been told off. I wanna get my bike out. What do I use to attach to the backpack? It's just a little strap. I'm gonna plug in my charger now. I think I have a strap on the shoulder strap to wedge the camera in. 51%. It was quite a lot of battery. You've got a battery go out one night? Yeah, I might go out tonight or to tomorrow night. I tried going out before but my connection kept disconnected. But I got a new sim card now. It might work. Hopefully my new sim card lets me stream in the evening. 'cause when it gets late to around 6:00 PM starts effing. You don't like my chin fuzz. My girlfriend likes it. Says it makes me look manly.

Oh,

I wonder where cat cafe is. I wanna go to Cat Cafe. What about you Cat? Cafe Neco. Cafe Ragdoll. Where's a good cat? Cafe opens at one 30. <affirmative>. Could have a look at this one. Maybe get my bicycle out. 1 1 1 a hundredth.

It went

Horrible. It's getting pretty sunny. Needs to put gloves back on. Oh thanks HK Make a video called I paid for the girlfriend experience but then I ha how do I do that? I dunno how to do it. The hell. Who's he even beeping at? Maybe we go to a a maid catfish. That would be funny. But they make you do weird stuff like the heart, heart shape. The moer moer U-turn then left over would be pretty funny if she agreed to be on stream. I feel like I need to pee again soon. They have these go-kart things here. Car Osaka. Uh, I should have live streamed. When me and Jira went to the cat cafe, I went to the cat cafe with Chihiro thinking I'd make a video. But I got too nervous to actually film anything. So instead I made a video whining about how it was disappointing.

It's hard.

I feel like I should have embraced live streaming a bit more back then. The whole one-handed riding with the other hand in the pocket thing is such a Japanese look trying to be cool. I need to pee again. Oh my God.

Straight ahead and right one way street. Why? Ah,

Ah yeah. Why do they make moped? Well so small. It looks silly. No reunion with chichi? No, she's boring. She doesn't care about us anymore. Bad wife turn great oslo's powerful thigh muscles. He accelerates, so to speak, of eight kilometers per hour. Ro used to hit me a lot that she would claim that they're light slaps. One time she hit me so hard it knocked my glasses off and she also broke my glasses once. That's why on my old pair of glasses, one of the nose pads is bigger than the other. 'cause I had to replace it. And then in her defense she says, but Daniel pulled my leg. Yeah, I just playfully pull her leg when she's on the bed to drag her. I do that to my T girlfriend as well. It's funny, I grab her by the ankles and I give her a little pull. I wasn't scared of her. It's just annoying being slapped. Who enjoys being slapped? Even if it's a light slap. She beat me every night.

Uh, okay. Dangerous. Where is it? How do I go? What It says go down here. You sure about this? This is not where I imagine a cat cafe would be. This

Is like someone's house.

What the hell? I don't like this place. Should I go in there? Those two people probably speak English. I think they're waiting to go in such a wait place for a cat.

It looks kind of small in there going ca cafe. I was hoping for a bigger place than on the side of the road. That just looks like someone's house. Maybe there's a bigger cat cafe nearby. It looks kind of cramped in there. I'm uh, looks pretty small but all of them do. Actually no, this one has dogs. I dunno from the pictures. It looks like it's bigger. Maybe I'll go back. It's just those foreigners put me off

Still. 10 minutes. Oh, I think they're inside. There's so many cats. Should we go inside? I put my bike, give them some money.

I've only got 3000 yen. I should hide my charging cables.

50%. Shit. 50% fine.

Can I go in or do I wait for them? It says cat room one hour. 1,500 again. Second floor room. Vegan. Oh, there's a cat there. Can you see the I open it or what? It says don't open the door on your own.

Do

Hi I What did she say? I didn't catch a word. Did she say take off my bag. Take off your shoes.

Still like our shoes.

I'm not sure if she said leave my bag here. God. I says you catch what she said. Uh, hi. Uh, hi. Oh my gosh.

Okay.

Okay.

Do I wait here? Do I wait here or what?

Well this one's spamming.

Why is this?

Do I pay now or what? Where did she go? I thought I paid first and then go up. Or do I just go up now? She said one hour. Uh, what am I overseas? 1257. Yeah.

Sleeping.

I guess I can go in. Oh, this one looks big.

Hey,

Good money to be ignored by cats for an hour.

Paid good money to be ignored by cats for an hour. <laugh>?

Yeah. I am scared to touch you. Do they have flame?

They're all stoned on catnip,

Ma'am. Oh, oh, oh. I think it's scared. Scared. I think scared. They all look so sleepy. They don't like me.

Why don't they like me? Lunchtime is now

<laugh>

So

They

Smell the pot. Oh, <laugh>.

Ah,

Japan.

So <laugh>. So

So he need to ah,

What

People come Felicia? Uh, eating. You have vegan food as well, right? Yes. Yes.

Is this yours? No. Oh it is? It is. Thank you. <laugh>. I must have dropped it. Okay. Um, so I want, uh, Tyson we source. Oh do I?

Okay. Should we go up?

Silence monkey G zero D in chat.

I can't go in. Ah,

No one's in here. We're all eating food. I mean the humans. Yaow. Yaow. Why would you come here and eat food and play with the cats? Yeah, I said I want the neco room because I wasn't gonna eat. She said she gets more foreigners coming here than Japanese people. And then she said she was going to apply for a working holiday visa in England. But then she opened this before she went so she couldn't go. Uh, I've only got 26 minutes left. <laugh>. Did you see her try and lift my bag? She had to use two hands. It's like 15 kg. Let's just sit around doing nothing. Why don't they come to me and play? They're ignoring me. I don't think they're very young cats. They don't seem very playful.

I

This one's big.

Hello? Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello.

I told her I was married and I got divorced. I should have said she cheated on me. <laugh>. Hello? Yeah man.

How

Got 20 minutes? Charlotte should make a place like this. You just rent out an apartment and then put cats in it.

Daniel. Oh that is blood pocket. If you love them, they will love you back.

I love all the cats. She's, she's dad. So pray. Such is he is mute. So just one month like this. Oh, think I'm

These guy jeans are scaring the cat.

They're all coming now. I called the cat. He's angry. The white one doesn't like to be touched.

I've only got 10 minutes left.

This one's playful. Oh, thanks Job

Daniel. What if we made out in the cat cafe?

The

Other cats don't play

No

Eight minutes left.

I

Always got static shock when I touched it.

<laugh>,

Did she say pussy?

What

Language are they speaking?

What?

Six minutes left.

Two minutes. Maybe we should go. Guess I should go. So,

Oh,

I'm saying it.

Uh, that's fun. She likes you <laugh>. She's very chatty. I didn't see her talk to the other people like that. Maybe we come here again. Bring her flowers. Wow. That was such a quick hour. That was the quickest hour I've ever had. Apart from in <inaudible>. What's a Stoya? She said a few of the cats are hers. The other ones will go to new homes. I can't believe that American girl just went up, had food, didn't even touch the cats. Their house. Did you see that American girl with the curly hair? I didn't see her touch the cats once

I,

I think she just wanted the vegan food. 1,500 yen. That's like $11 to play with cats for an hour. Nice. It was a pretty nice looking cafe. Much better than the one me and Truro went to. The one me and Shaira went to was just like a big green room. Like a big room with a bunch of toys in it. But this one actually had like a, a vibe, like a cafe kind of vibe. Had like a cozy feeling and the music was good. This one was way better.

Okay. Yeah.

Shelter cat and vegan cafe. What does NEU mean? Cool. I felt kind of nervous at first but then I went in. It felt pretty relaxing. We still have 50 minutes to go until checkin. Where are my gloves? I wonder how much money she makes. Must be quite good. 1,500 yen just for an hour. And she doesn't really have to do anything that she wasn't doing already. I just went in, touched the cats. I didn't, I didn't use anything that she has to replace. So it was basically like I was never there but she got my money.

I

Get her number. <laugh>. She said if you are free, come again. I would love to come again. There we go. We maybe I bring my girlfriend there <laugh>. I dunno why I told her about my divorce. It'll be like an interesting conversation piece. Which way should I go? Wow. I feel so mellowed out and chilled out after that. That was relaxing. It was like therapeutic as well.

Uh,

What's this car there? This car parked?

Yeah.

It's so weird. They park cars by the traffic lights in the uk. You can't do that. You park your car in front of the traffic light. You're getting towed. I don't know where I'm going. I actually think the one hour at the cat cafe was more fun than the 20 minutes at tops. Tophin we need a code word for top is a Hinche ts I need to pay. Oh, I didn't take any pictures. Should have sent it to my girlfriend. But, uh, 45 minutes until we'll check in. Hmm. What a nice lady dating the cat lady. Yeah. Do like a 24 hour cat stream to help her bring in some extra revenue. So you should set up like a webcam livestream thing and then make a YouTube channel that'll get views. Maybe put text tope speaker so viewers can donate and then it plays a sound for the cats to interact with. Or imagine you get text speech donation that gives them food. It's like $10. Release some food. Uh, Wendy, let's find a lawsuit. <laugh>. That would be fat as fuck. <laugh>. Well maybe just one. Make it release like one pellet or something. One snack.

It's getting hot. It's in here. Can I pee here? Maybe take a date to the cat cafe. We'll make it less awkward. So you can just play with the cats and chitchat.

Mm-hmm <affirmative>.

I don't think they have a toilet.

I

Think someone's in there. What else is there to do in Osaka?

What else there to do?

19% battery. Better plug in my charger.

Okay.

Oh thanks Teapot. I went to the <inaudible> yesterday. Had a nice 20 minute sesh. <laugh>. I think it's charging.

Yeah.

40 minutes. I want to go to Osaka Castle too. A sesh with Chesh. Her bladder has been emptied. Feeling good. I'm caught. I am coughing. Slightly less. It's a bit better. Think. Give it another week. You'll be completely gone, huh? Can't wait to see the new room and lighten up my backpack. We've got four nights here. Should be some interesting things to see and do. I really like the cat cafe. I have to say the cat cafe has been my favorite experience so far. Had little chat with a nice lady. Play with the cats. Good stream connection. Very happy with that. I'm thinking of editing these live streams, making them into separate videos for the second channel. Like Cat Cafe segment. Try and edit it down to 20 minutes. Need to get my laptop out. Oh my God. This hill. Oh, they have a guest house around here.

Oh God. Oh,

Uh uh. I don't wanna make shorts like I did. I wanna make videos from the stream footage to put it on the second channel. See if anything blows up. Oh. Oh, <laugh>. I I told her. Did you hear me? Tell her I was staying in hin and she was like, oh, that's a scary place. And then I said, I got told to get out of the way by some old man. I think it's funny to say in the slums for a bit, just so you can tell people you stayed in the slums. It makes for a slightly interesting conversation. I don't know about shorts. Blown up. Not even one of ICE's shorts blew up over two months. They just got like 10, 12 K views. Just this regular audience. I think videos have a better chance if it's like well titled good thumbnail. I think if it's a short, it has to be like a TikTok style video. Snappy edits, very vivid and high video quality. Whereas a video can be like a longer experience. More like A-A-S-M-R type experience. Hasn't got blackout drunk <laugh>. That's not really what I do. I don't like getting drunk. It makes me have a headache.

Hmm. I think I'm going the wrong way. It's telling me to go back the other way. Now. There's that one channel who makes shorts about, about feeding a seagull. He has a pet seagull and he feeds it and he was making shorts and he, his channel blew up like that. What does he walk in the middle of the road? Walk in the middle of the path blocking everyone. Some people are so stupid like they think they own the world.

Whoa. Downhill. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Oh yeah. Whoa. Table per hour. Ah, whoa. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah.

You can't imagine going to bed at 10:00 PM <laugh>.

Yeah,

Well I'd say later my hotel is near the central bit and my internet works. My internet starts losing connection around six or 7:00 PM if I'm in number. 'cause there's, there's too much, too many signals from everyone else interfering me. Oh, it's this way. Well you see that guy's bike, the tires were huge.

I

Wonder why they take my bag at the cat cafe. Maybe she thinks I'm going to steal the cat. Put it in my bag or I'm gonna whip out some drugs or something.

I

Yellow Porsche. Yeah, those Porsche look nice. Why they say <inaudible> when they see each other? How about hello? N Oh, something went in my eye. Ha

Ha.

Something went right in my eye. I'm not sure if it was a fly. Fucking hell out. Oh my god. Stuck under my eyelid. Oh my God. It's in my fucking eye. Fucking hell. I don't know if it was a fly or like a little tiny speck of sand. It looked black. Uh, I can't get out. Oh my God. I am just trying to blink a lot. It's in the top part of my island. It won't come out. Stupid eyes. Oh, I can't say

I,

Uh, I think it's moved somewhere. I can't feel it anymore. I think it's moved to the bottom minded. Oh, there's cat hair all over my trousers. I should have taken the roller thing when she offered it. I didn't realize. Yeah, I notice now my trousers look kind of stupid. Like, um, not, not smart looking.

Oh,

I think I got rid of it. It is still there. I can feel it, but it's moved down to the bottom now it's fine. Wow. Electric scooter.

It's just like this.

It's not a model. Three, two beeps at me. Model three. Tesla. Did the Tesla beep at me. There's no one in there. Someone beep at me or beep at someone. Why doesn't Tesla make an electric bike? Elon said he wouldn't make an electric.

Motorbike's

Dangerous. But if you make an electric bicycle, Tesla new security feature automatically beeps at people trying to take photos of it. Wow. So many white people. They sound Australian New Zealand group tour. Massive dump truck. We've got uh, 10 minutes. Nice timing.

Actually's

A I guess I have to park my bicycle again. Uh, it's over there. Uh, park my bike and then walk back up.

Hurt

Literally weeds on the Mario. Go-karts. They smell so bad like diesel engines. I got 1 1 1 again. It's another a hundred yen to pike. My bar. I've already done Yaki Niku stream a couple days ago and I've done sushi. What else should we do? I've done Matia 1 1 1. Gotta get 1 1 1 when you're parking. I might as well paid that. 500 y for parking. Still got five minutes. What's that? X mobile wifi. Can I talk box? Got four minutes left now. They've gone in before me. They'll get my room. Damnit. Get one of these electric scooters. Damn, these look huge. It's got a license plate as well. I think you need a driving license for this. Let's go a registration plate. License plate. They probably go really quick. It's even got indicators on it left and right. Indicators. Let's go check. Hi. Hi. Hi Mark. Ah, okay.

He wants Hey. Ah,

Hey I

<silence>

If kind nine floor. Whoa, whoa. Oh my plastic bag. Oh yeah. Oh my God. Ah. Oh uh, damn. Look at this room.

Holy crap. This is a nice room. That stupid thing still in my eye. Let's go and look in the mirror. Oh my God. This is such a big step up from the slum room. Oh, I got a little desk kettle makeup area. Oh my god. I a balcony. Nice. Oh please gimme a bathtub. Bathtub. Please, please, please, please. Bathtub.

Yes,

Yes,

Yes.

Bathtub. Ah, I look so gross and sweaty.

Woo.

Bar food. Bfu bfu Taboo. Woo. Oh it's a bit small but damn bathtub. This bathtub's half the size of the first apartment's bathroom. Taboo. I'll say my damn eye. Oh my eye's all red. Uh, my lips all cracked and black from the sunburn. My lip got sunburned. Uh, people must think I've got like a disease. I just get some lip cream or something. Look the top corner of my lips. Black lips. So dry.

Look the

Top corner of my lip. I don't think it's too obvious. Just looks a bit dark. Oh, what's my eyeball? Ah, it looks like a fly. Uh, I want to get out.

Uh uh. I can't get it out. I

Can't get it

Out.

Uh, it is stuck in my eye.

Oh my God. It's like hooked into my eye. It is hooked into my eyeball.

Oh it moved. It moved. Oh, I got it. I got it.

Oh my god. I dunno what that was. Shit. I've got 15% battery. Look. Uh, what is that? It doesn't look like an insect. What is it like a, I don't know. I don't know. But it's not an insect. It doesn't have legs or anything. I thought it was like a weird fly that bit into my eyeball. That was scary. Uh, I need to shave.

Yeah.

Not great with the bicycle parking feet. A bit annoying

Because

It's like the bicycle is costing me 500 yen a night just to store it. So stupid, isn't it? How is it saving me money? Well, it's better than getting the train. I guess I wanna have a shower. I look gross.

Okay,

Let's uh, charge the phone. Oh, they got USB plugs in the wall. Nice

Charging. Hmm.

Got a hair dryer. Pretty nice place. What's this morning buffet? Six 30. Damn, that's early. Six 30. How much? 1000 Yin. Hmm. Not a bad price compared to what? Spent 1,200 this morning for pizza and coffee. If I can get all you can eat buffet. It could fill up my stomach. Get a coffee. What else I have be beep. Buffy. Hmm. Finally a proper place to stay. Very cozy. I like the way the single bed just goes straight like that.

Ah,

Check my tin. Uh, Tinder's boring. I think it was actually more fun just to go to the net cafe or chat to random staff. Women cafe or I'm wonder if I can open YouTube while streaming. Oh, that'd be funny. I am gonna stay in this hotel until Jahi texts me. I finally take a shower. I've been having showers every day, but I cycle in the sun. I get greasy again. So 2000 yen just to park my bicycle on top of the cost of the hotel means uh, 500 Yen's. Like $3 though. It's not really a big amount is it? Hey Siri. 2000 yen dollars.

2000 Japanese yen is 15 us.

$15 for four nights for my bicycle. Bicycle needs somewhere to sleep as well. I dunno why. She asked me if it was my first time coming to Osaka and she kept telling me that my bike will get taken away. Well now that I've paid for the bike, I should have bought my bike with me. I am gonna have to pay another a hundred yen to get it out of the machine. Now. A 13% battery. Is it even charging? Was it not charging in the battery bank? I don't get it. Well I guess I'll take my laptop out my bag and stuff. Can they gimme water? Uh, in Thailand they always give you a bottle of water.

Oh. Oh. Ouch. Got a nice mirror. <laugh> mirror stream. <silence>

Do you think my shoulders are looking more muscular now? I've been carrying this backpack everywhere. Is he wearing makeup? Yeah, I'm wearing, wearing a layer of foundation and lipstick for men. Oh. I think I'm looking a bit sunburned. I to put my cream on. Nice. That damn laptop. Really regret bringing that laptop. I don't use it. It's so big and heavy. I would've been fine with a MacBook or like a tiny notebook or even a Surface Pro laptop. I mean tablet. The only reason I need a Windows or Mac device is to change the thumbnail. That is the only reason. Should have bought a steam deck. Where are we? We're in the new hotel. Very fancy. Why? To fast charge it, plug it into the hundred watt battery bank. Why is it not fast charging? What should we have for dinner? I'm thinking tomorrow we go to Osaka Castle. Oh my lips all black up here. I didn't realize lips get sunburnt. The hell dropping. So many viewers went from like one 20 down to 78. Now using a fast charger adapter, now I'm just plugging it into the battery bank. There's no adapter not using a fast charger adapter.

It's in a one 100 watt battery bank. And if there's no fast charging, it usually has like a warning sign. The stream was f was it where I don't see any F and there's no f uh. So the breakfast is at at closes at 10:00 AM So if I wake up at like eight, we can go down for breakfast maybe? Mm-hmm <affirmative>. Uh, 14%. Now it's charging. Okay. I think it's doing fast charging. So I want to charge out my battery banks too. Uh, who wants to buy a gaming laptop? I don't want this. Okay. Think put it here. Ditch the gaming laptop. Look all my cables and stuff. Phone's charging battery. Bank's charging. Girlfriend wants a photo of the bathroom.

God,

These two things very useless and heavy. Definitely not good for my travel backpack. Okay. Took a nice photo of the bathroom. Do you like my photo? Tinder profile Pick <laugh>. So I spent about, hmm, how much was <laugh>? Hundred 89 pounds. 189 pounds in US dollars.

That would be 234 US dollars and 70 cents.

2000 yen in dollars.

15 US and seven seven.

So about $250. Four.

Daniel, you look hot. I will visit and we cereal.

That's $62 a night. It's $1,800 for a month. Oh thanks J. But yeah, we will cereal all night long. Lighting's not great.

Don't understand.

What is this? This panel. It says press in the middle. Don't understand what it says. What mean and what does status. I don't even know what that is. What is that? I wanna press it. It says OSU in the middle. I get my Google translator out. Um, be sure to keep it open during normal operation. I don't even know what that means in English. Keep it open during normal, uh, georgi to Georgi normal time. Uh, what it means. Hello? I'm a new sub. Oh. Hello. Welcome to my hotel room. Just checked in. Got that weird thing out of my eye. That was painful. It was like a tiny curved piece of plastic flew into my eye, hooked into my eyeball. It was like stuck in my eye. I thought it was a little worm trying to crawl its way into my eyeball. Ugh. Disgusting. Sue, Sue. Georgie <laugh>. Sounds like Sue. Georgie. Sue him. I wanna see the cat cafe bit.

I

<laugh> Cat Cafe was cool. That was the most relaxing one hour ever. The carpet was so fluffy and it was heated. Wow. The picture quality looks great. Oh, look at the cat. Wow. The page quality is so good. I hope I'm not using loads of data. Lemme check how much bitrate I'm using. 1,500. Yeah, that's fine. That's what I said it to. There was such a quick hour. How much would it be to do two hours? I think viewers would get bored if I just sat in a cat cafe for two hours though. Unless there was some con conversation. I I was hoping we could talk to that American girl that such a quick hour. I thought we could talk to that American girl. But it seems like she just had food and left. She seemed like a bit of a snob though. Goes to a cat cafe to have vegan food, but she's like anti-Trump and pro-abortion or something.

I,

And she's not into edgy humor. She seems the type she is like anti-Trump. Do I still do stocks? Yeah, I do. They're doing pretty well apart from my s and p shorts. That thing can never just do well. It just, it does well and then it goes down again 'cause the market goes up. What should you do tonight? Mm. Are you guys pro-abortion or anti-abortion? Pro-life or pro-choice? Can I do pushups here? Has barely any space do them down there. I wish they gave me some tea or something. Packets of a hot drink to make. I don't know why you'd really be pro-life. I think there's too much life already. The human race is not really in danger of going extinct. So why do we have to, why is life so precious? There's too many of us. My view got a paranoid view, but that's where the escape ladder is. I don't think I'm allowed out for emergency. It's a really big balcony though. This is huge for this balcony. Can't go out. The baby deserves a chance of life. Uh, I guess so. What kind of services do they have? Massage in the room. Sounds nice.

I am anti-life. <laugh>? Lifer doma Pro Doomsday. Pro genocide.

<laugh>.

Ah. My back feels so nice and cool. Nice to touch and scratch. Maybe I should have asked her name. The lady at the cat Cafe. Um, losing my muscle. How was your bike ride? It was uncomfortable. Had to lug around nearly 15 kg of gaming hardware that I'm not even gonna use.

How

Much battery? Okay. 20%. Well it's charging, it's going up. At least. That's good. Yeah. I need to find coin laundry so I can wash my smelly socks and my jacket.

<silence>

Why is it f-ing? Is there a wifi here? Lemme check if there's wifi. The pocket wifi is glitching out. God, this pocket wifi sucks. Okay, switch to the hotel wifi. Okay, switch to the hotel light. Let me do a speed test on the, on the hotel wifi. I feel like the pocket wifi is not great when I'm high up. Do a speed test.

The pocket wifi is not great. High on

Did your dad liked to travel? Yeah, he used to travel a lot. He used to go to Australia for Christmas 'cause it was too cold in England and his brother lived there. Check out the wifi speed. Whoa. Oh my god. 75. Okay this is damn. A hundred. 111. What about upload? Oh my god. A hundred. Upload speed. Okay, this place has got good internet. We shouldn't f here. I'm gonna turn off my, my data. It's save data.

I

I walk it. Pifi. <laugh>. I dunno why I keep, is it like a mental retardation to keep mixing up words like that when it's two words like car park, sometimes I say park arc. I'm gonna turn off my data. Save my data. Damn. A hundred up and down. I don't think it's gonna f up here. They must have like fiber optic something. Jesus. That's the fastest wifi I've seen in Japan. Leech off the wifi for a bit. My dad went to Malaysia quite often for work <laugh>. They had some NA Navy boats. British Navy that he used to work on and he went to the Korean, south Korean naval base to for a job. Okay, what's the plan? I'll turn my bag. It should be a lot lighter now

Take up

My cream hand dough. Cream. Paying $250 for this place for four nights. Do you think that's expensive? $60 a night.

I'm gonna brush my teeth. Guys look all my anal lube.

I think I've got too much lube. Okay, what's the battery at? Uh, 25%. I wanna rest a bit more. Top up the battery a bit.

Um,

Plans for the rest of the day. Hmm. Look for something to eat I guess. What do you want to eat? New clothes and hub <laugh>. Oh no. I would like to get some new trousers that don't look so these just look low class. Maybe go to Uni. Uniqlo. Where's Uniqlo? Uniqlo number closes at nine. Nice two minute bike ride. <laugh>. Everything's so cl close now. The cat cafe woman, I've got her on stream. Ah, the stupid timer blocking her face. Um, sometimes she was saying stuff and I didn't know what to say back. I think she's early thirties. Mid thirties. She was saying she's gonna do the working holiday visa but you need to be under 30 to do that. But maybe that was a couple years ago. The big lady at the counter was looking at you at the cat cafe. What big lady? The pizza. I think today's dream was quite good so far. Big lady in the hotel lobby. No, I didn't notice.

Mm,

Four hours ago. Four hours ago. What time was it? 12 o'clock. Hmm mm-hmm <affirmative> 4th of April. What was the last donor I added to the timer? I figure why can't I remember? I don't get it. It was just yesterday. Getting dementia max right across the street. I'm pretty sure I added that 'cause I would've added it last night. Uh, I'll just start adding from today's new stream. Yeah. Okay. I'll do it later when we come back

Mate.

My favorite part of this stream so far. I liked the cat Cafe <laugh>. I think the cat cafe has been my favorite bit so far. And the slum hotel was interesting the first day. The second day I was kind of fed up with it. I am kind of forgetting what happened each day. It's just like a blur setting. My camera was quite interesting too. And uh, getting the bike first time on the bike was fun. What kind of trousers do you think I should get? I wanna get maybe black jeans. What did I miss? You missed me chatting up the cat Cafe owner jeans are just horrible to wear in Thailand. Go to America town, get some hip hop fashion. Mm-hmm mm-hmm <affirmative> How do you say? Real identity. True identity. Shortie. Shortie.

True identity.

What about fake identity? Hmm. Dunno. I don't like to wear baggy jeans or baggy stuff. I like to show off my skinny legs. People find it attractive and it makes me look taller. People think I'm tall 'cause I look skinny. <laugh> at this duck. Uh, poor cat duck's. A savage.

<laugh>. <laugh>. Oh my god.

Stupid duck

<laugh>.

It's like a machine gun.

<laugh>.

Why do they eat

Like that?

Calm down ducks is so funny. I wish I had a beak. Having a beak looks fun. Hmm. In a few weeks time I'm gonna have to end the stream and uh, get a new hotel that I'm not gonna stream or tell people about. It has to be a secret. Prepare for the arrival of my girlfriend. Then what am I gonna do? I'll tell her I wanna stay in Japan for a bit more until May and then maybe I'll think about going back in mid-May and then see my sister in Bangkok and keep streaming. No, maybe we do IRO in Bangkok while she's at work.

The problem is

If I decide to stay in Japan, I'm gonna lose my girlfriend and I am gonna have to go back to Thailand anyway in six months. If I stay six months, I'm gonna say stay here and try and get a Japanese girlfriend or something. But the problem is getting a girlfriend is we're gonna move in together and then I can't stream anymore dates but live separately. Yeah, that would be nice 'cause I can cheat on her. But the temptation of having cheap accommodation, hotels are damn expensive and I don't make enough money to be able to live in a hotel. I can't afford $2,000 a month on hotels.

I,

What would have to happen is I'd have to look into a guest house or maybe just living in dormitories or capsule hotels and then hiding the stream or turning it off whilst I'm back there just to sleep. If I was rich, I just live in a hotel like this but I can't. You'd have to be making like five KA month. Three to five KA month to be able to live in a hotel. Unless you live in a slum hotel. What are you shaving? I just got some hairs on the side of my face and on my chin under here on my neck. So few prickly hairs. How much have I got? I think I have 1,500 YT in my pockets. I lost a bunch of subs from today's stream. I think the ex-wife clickbait title brought back quite a few people and then they just un subbed. See that's the problem. If I successfully bait them back, they're just gonna unb with their ex-wife title. Seems to be the best way to bring people back. Need to think of a hotel for me to book for the girlfriend. Hopefully she's gonna help pay for it a bit.

Hmm. What to do if I book a hotel for one person and sneak her in? Do you think they would say anything? The problem is if I book for two people, aren't they gonna ask for her passport? What if I book for two people but I check in on my own? What would happen? Because the price is the same for two people or one person.

I

Could, I don't mind booking the two person room. I'm not trying to save money by booking a single room. I just, I don't want to have to, I don't want to interact with the counter staff in front of her.

I

It's okay if they ask for her Id, I guess I just don't want 'em to ask for my ID in front of her. I hate it in, in Thailand and Vietnam. They copy your passport and then print out a massive page and asked you to sign it And then she was standing next to me. I don't think she saw it big. A four piece of paper with my passport page on it with my name.

Oh my god.

Yeah. She knows I can speak Japanese. Do you know what would be cozy? Good old bento box with a beru in front of the mirror. Just like good old days. Remember kicked out by Jiro. Got Bento and a Beru sat in the hotel room. Those were the good times. 1000 viewers missed those days. Surprisingly my armpits don't smell. I don't smell anything. Okay. Maybe not a thousand views. Maybe like seven or 800 <laugh>. Honestly my armpits don't smell weird. I think ideally we send the girlfriend back to Thailand and we stay here. Can I go to Thailand for two months and then come back to Japan again? <laugh> dramatic to get viewers back. The only thing we get viewers back is Jira.

Well

All they cared about was Jira this and Jira that. That was the only thing they cared about. My wife cheated on me. I cheated on my wife. The algorithm knows that's the only thing they clicked on. Fearers respond well to her because it, it was just full of drama and that's all they cared about. They didn't care about me or my videos or my life story. All they cared about was like stupid drama. And what was gonna happen next? You know I only get 60 days now. Well I get 30 days and I have to go to immigration again for the third time. Maybe she likes me so much she'll take out a loan and get me the Thai leave visa then I'm stuck in Thailand for five years. In Japan you get three months and you can extend it to six if you go to immigration. I wanna get lip cream and lips are dry and flaky.

I

Give you a warning. Might not let you in. Yeah, that's what I'm scared of. And then Japan won't let me back in 'cause I just left. What am I gonna do? She is gonna want me to sign up to a school and get a longer visa. I think I got a warning after four months in one year. Well I spent three months last year and then this year I spent three months. There's when there's a year reset in January, I'm pretty sure it resets in January. January 1st or is it 12 months since you first came? Is this actually live this time or do you mean this time? It's live every time. That's why it's called a live stream. Why do you do this? Because I don't know, it seems like a waste to end the relationship. It would be like throwing away a bottle of coke when there's still some left in the bottom. That should make a country where you can just go to as long as you want.

<laugh>

A three months in Malaysia.

<laugh>

What kitchen sex. Have you ever fantasized about having sex in the kitchen? I have never fantasized about sex in the kitchen. It seems so uncomfortable. <laugh>. You do it on the counters. There's all these sharp objects lying around like knives and scissors. She had a slender waistline beneath her thin apron involuntarily. You stepped to wrap her around from behind taking in her sweet scent and feeling the tenderness of her being <laugh> with email. Well I might think about heading back out now. So nearly five goes to uni clo look at trousers and then find something to eat. It's annoying 'cause the battery stuff won't charge whilst I'm away 'cause I need to put the card in the Roy Powell 2000. Can I pick out something for you in unique Chloe? If I pay for it? Uh, do you mean like a super chat? Yeah, maybe if I like the look of it but I want something plain black, comfy that doesn't look like gym clothing. 'cause my trousers are like gym clothing. It's just uh, cotton and polyester stretchy. I don't wear a mask outside. Not many. I mean there's quite a few people who don't wear masks anymore.

It's fine. You don't. I have not once been asked to put a mask on. They've really relaxed with the mask stuff. You don't even have to wear one on the train. It is funny how stupidly strict they were about it and now it's okay not to wear one. No one even talks about COVID anymore. I haven't. Last time I heard anything about COVID was never, I guess it's over. Thank God for that three years. What a blight on everyone's life that two years plus was Lockdowns can't travel. Oh my

God. Load

Of bollocks. Yeah, it's like it magically disappeared. I guess the numbers of infection infected went down low enough for them to not care about it anymore. Well the world will move on. Yvonne. I am just annoyed 'cause it ruined my YouTube channel. I would've went straight back to Japan in 2021 after I finished with Mila. I would've finished with Mila. Gone home for a few months. Since straight to Japan back in 2021 if I could have and my channel would've done much better. Oh my god. What

The hell?

It's still pretty heavy. Why is it so damn heavy? What's even in it? Mirror And the iPad needs to get rid of

Stuff.

Stop rumbling. So we do a bit of cloth shopping and then get food come back at 8:00 PM That's what I see What say ye fair patrons. Patrons. Are you with me or against me? What's wrong with my trousers? Apart from it's covered in cat hair now. People don't like my trousers.

<silence>

I showered in the morning. I don't need to shower again. I'm gonna have a bath before bed. Bath time. Add up dough time. Bit of Tinder time. Kind of don't care about Tinder anymore. Bit boring. Oh thanks Joe. But private OnlyFans bath stream special members only. I guess I should turn my data back on.

Let's take a bath together. Daniel.

Mobile data. I hope it switches to the pocket wifi when I go back out.

Good.

That's

My bike here.

Okay, let's go. What's Hmm?

Interesting architecture.

Hmm.

Very nice <inaudible>. Try out some women's clothes. Try women's clothes. Well in the changing booth. Trying some panties and a dress.

Uh,

How I get out.

Well in

The

Changing

Very nice <inaudible>.

Try some women's

Going down. Doors are closing.

Oh they sell beer here. Ashi. 300 yen. Pretty sure it's cheaper in the convenience.

<silence> <silence>

It is just switching to the pocket. Wifi not lagging on hold. Where's my money?

So much nicer now my bag is lighter. The super chat's not muted. It's just no one is helping me find out how to play the super chat on a speaker so I'm not bothering. Dunno how else to do it then. We don't have it. It's a bit cold. Ah, so much nicer. My backpack doesn't weigh 15 kg. I don't think people's solutions were that great. Someone said do another live stream with just the alerts playing. I mean I could do, 'cause the hotel's got nice wifi. Play my laptop stream from my laptop to the second channel. But then I'd need a set. I dunno how to do it. I need two phones so I can monitor the stream and also play the other stream. Ask homeless. Uh, I don't know what app he's using.

I,

I don't think he's using what I'm using. They're probably using Stream labs and Stream Labs sucks. It's got no stabilization. Doesn't let you use wide angles. Three minutes. I used to use Stream Labs too before they messed up the app. It used to be a good app. Dunno what they did with it. They updated it outta all this crap and now they broke it. I don't think it's optimized for my phone. So Stabilization doesn't work on it. Ask question. I don't think he likes me. Tiki or Sam mentioned me and he was like Oh my god. You know Daniel, if he didn't Kesh in leave suspenders 'cause of the kiss rape thing. I have a Galaxy flip to see you Paul Prism live would let me play alerts but it doesn't let me stream to an RTMP server. Which I need to to use my server. I need to be able to connect to RTMP. It can stream straight to YouTube but then I won't have my servers disconnect protection and then if the connection goes down, the stream will end and then I'll lose all my viewers and have to make a new stream event.

Ah, my legs feel good today. Knee, knee's not hurting, legs not hurting. Feeling light. I feel like, uh, what's his name? Rock Lee. When he took off those leg weights. I'm flying now. Well look how fast I'm going. Just with a few leg thrusts

Legs. Feeling strong. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah.

I'm fast back. Oh, the sun's blinding me. I think it's here. I think it's around here. Oh no it's not. Not even close.

Secret alleyway.

Oh it's in that big shopping center. I wonder if I'll have connection in there. I feel like cycling. My legs are fitting great. My legs feel so powerful right now. Oh my god. Effortlessly accelerate. There's those green jacket people taking people's bikes away. What's it say? <inaudible>. They're looking for bikes to take away I think. What's that old guy meeting? That young <inaudible>. I look so fishy. He's like 50. She looked like 25. <laugh> says no bicycle parking all over this place. Where can I pike my box? I don't get it. It says no parking here. They all have these red tickets on it. What does that say? It says you are blocking the sue court shooting kimchi. No bike parking. But all these bikes have stickers on it. What does that mean you have to pay a fine or what? What do you mean the stream is quality's bad? Looks good to me. It hasn't liked or f once since I left. What you mean

The right side? No it is that one anyway.

The stream elements let you stream to an RTMP server. 'cause if not then it's useless. I don't really care about text speech speaker. I don't wanna ride around blasting a speaker.

It's

Just stupid. I dunno where to park my bike.

Yeah,

I think this unique clothes is in a big building. The Tima or something. Maybe go to another unique clothes further away. Might have three parking one that's outside. Preferably shit my phone's not charging. Okay, so 5% fast charging. Why did it stop charging?

Uh,

Battery bank's annoying. Check it again in half an hour. Number City or Shinai? I don't mind doing a bit of cycling. This area's way too built up. Do they have one that's outside? Not in a big massive shopping center. Shinai ba. Oh the Shinai BA one's outside in its own building. That's better. Let's go there. Uh, six minute bike ride. Wow, everything's so close. Where am I now? I think I'm in number. Yeah, I did turn around. I'm in the mood for some biking. A lot of shorthand guys. No, I wanna go on the road. What if I changed my GPS to car instead of bicycle? Then it will take me on the road. Oh yeah. Genius. I'll pretend I'm a car

<laugh>

Now it says turn around again. They're not. Take me on the motorway

<laugh>.

I don't know where to go.

Well

She's calling. Can I just go straight here? Where is that? Oh, further ahead.

Have to like cross over something

I's actually so annoying to ride her.

The

Whole street's one way. Footpaths are packed.

People walk so slow

They don't do anything. They just shout The light is red but people just ignore them.

I think I've gone past that. Why don't I see it?

Uh huh Found it. Can I leave my bike here?

Oh

Maybe here beyond the cool castle. What is that? They sell like gothic jewelry. Warfaring. The Grand Warfaring. Warfarin. Mila would love that. Back on the, I think my bike's safe. There should be fine. Check my battery. 44% It's charging. Uh, where are the mens? B one?

FB

One F means it's gonna F please. Phone F. Oh it's the latest fashion. This look good. Where's Wally?

Mm,

This cool. I got connection. There's just plain colored shirts like the ones I have already.

Look

The tr Cold joys. These coal joys. Same jeans, ankle length, smart pants. <laugh> like a smartphone. Smart pants. What about these? They look nice. Simple. I like these. These look like uh, non gym trousers. Tr 4,000 yen, Chino pants. Slim Fit. I don't want baggy ones. My waist. What's my waist? Probably the smallest one I have. What's a chino? A jeans out or fashion now? Uh, wow. Good connection down here. Sim cards. I dunno if it's because of the sim card. Uh, the jeans. I don't like how rough jeans feel. These feel kind of soft. Mm. Chains or chino pants? Kind of like the chino ones better. I do look pretty scruffy with the multiple layers. What size waste do you think I am? 73 waist. 73. Do I need a belt? <laugh> says it's made in Vietnam. It says 73 but centimeters. What sign? Inches. 73 centimeters in inches.

The answer is 28.

28 inches. Us my size. I might need a belt 'cause it will fall down. May I all try this? Where's the changing room? It is kind of long.

Should

I get a blazer jacket?

Yeah,

I guess I can roll out the cuff.

The ankle is that

One. This

One.

One. Yeah,

This year. Okay. Thank you. Thank you. Take up just please. Okay. I dunno what he

Said. Reset.

Um,

What do you think that seems kind of tight. I dunno. It's kind of tight.

<silence> <silence>

I don't like them too tight eating. Yeah.

Got maybe I get a bigger size. It is too tight around my knees and my bum. So this was uh, slim fit. 73. Where If I get the bigger

180 2.

But then I probably need a belt. They only have 73 and 88 and 82. Oh. I hate buying trousers. I think fits. Why would you want trousers so tight? It's uncomfortable. I don't want baggy trousers.

I

Maybe I try jeans. Uh, 29 inch.

Find a denim jacket and I'll buy it for you.

Waste 29. Oh thanks Evangel Denim jacket. No. Don't really like jet denim jackets. Denim jackets. Regular fit. Yeah. Maybe I shouldn't get slim fit. Skinny fit. This is ultra stretchy jeans. They just have a string in it. You can tighten it. These ones are skinny. These are extra stretchy. I is quite stretchy. Maybe these would be good. Where do I take this from? Skinny fit. Oh, waist skinny tapered. This one's skinny tapered as well. They're all skinny tapered.

Oh,

Now I got shoved away by, I hate shopping for clothing.

You see that?

Oh, these have strings in them. Oh nice. I want string waste. Maybe I get these. Why is it tissue paper on the button? Hey, I like these so I don't wanna wear belt hate belts. Take it off at the airport. I wanna try these S size.

<silence>

Is fucking small. Too tight. I need size a little bit. What would you like? Oh, so

Annoying. You have to keep going backwards and forward. Get M size this time. M size. The legs are so damn tight.

It's okay.

<silence>

Dylan, which one you ask me to come in?

What you

Number two please? Two.

Did you like them?

Think

They look the same? They feel kind of tight still. Maybe I should get L size. You think they look the same as my jogging pants? They just, they feel kind of tight around my thighs. Maybe I need L sizes. What do you think they, I mean they do kind of look just like what I'm wearing already.

Uh, he buying clothing.

I wanna try L size. I don't like it.

I want want your brand new piece. Sorry. No, it's all on display. Yeah. Okay. Thank you.

This is so much better.

Oh,

This is so much more comfy.

Oh,

Why do I need new trousers?

Oh my gosh. How size else is?

<silence>

I think it's too big.

Is it too big?

This feels more comfy but the waist is too big. I like these. The L size better than the M size.

What you think please can please? Yep. Take off shoes. Take shoes. Take off shoes. Oh shoes. Oh shoes. Okay. I dunno what's there.

Hey, I like this. This is comfy. The other one was too tight. My legs are too thick from the cycling. This fits me perfectly.

I'm tired. Thank you. These are too big. The m's Too small. Tired. I like my trousers. Why aren't people like my trousers tired now? Oh my god.

The s and m waist was okay, but the legs felt too tight. The L legs were too baggy and the waist was way too big. Fed up. Now it's so hard just to find some jeans or something. It fits. I have very weird shaped legs I think. 'cause I've got like chicken stick legs. None of these trousers are designed for my legs.

<laugh>, they've

Charged my battery.

Everybody. Two, two. Two. Three. Two. Need 10. Oh guys, I like this one. What do you think? I

Can't? Uh, 28 inch. But Alexa too tight. This one's a 30 inch. The waist is a bit loose. Maybe I get a belt or a string. I quite like this actually. I think. Okay. These

Pretty good. You can

Roll them up too.

Looks pretty good. Hmm. Maybe I'll have these,

I dunno. That kind of baggy. Let me try the smaller one again. 71 centimeters

And <silence> Yeah.

What do you think this is the smaller size.

It

Feels tiny.

I think these is too. Uh, big. Sorry, I gotta get these ones. Don't forget to take your belonging. Have a nice day. Oh my god. Oh my God.

What a nightmare. I was just standing next to the entrance. So stupid

People

Was just standing next to the entrance when there's crowds of people trying to get out. They were so dumb. The fuck outta the way. Fix the mic. Okay, gimme a second. Oh God, I'm so tired. Is it fixed? Hmm? What should we do now? Kind of tired. I hope I actually use those trousers. So I bought some jeans in Bangkok and then I never wore them. Yeah. Nighttime. Now I wanna see if the stream actually works on the streets of number Fix mic. I just fixed it. What are you talking about? I wanna

See if the stream actually works.

It's fine. I hope I actually used them. They, I mean they were kind of tight ish, but the size above it was just too baggy.

I

Um, they look kind of weird around the knee area 'cause they were bunching up. I, I kind of wanna go to a convenience store, get a Bento and a beer. Like the good old days. I spent 5,207,000 yen today. This Shiha Shiha bar. It's this like the party area. They're playing really loud music and it's in a basement. Dunno if the connection would work but the stream's actually working today. Maybe the sim card really helps. I came here with teacher Sam before. Uh, I dunno. Do you think there's a good investment to buy those trousers? I might. I don't really care about dates to be honest. I don't really feel like anything's gonna happen. That my trousers are gonna help make happen. Why is unique clothes always full of Chinese people? Don't they have clothes in China? It looks like a beauty pipe. You look like a tall beauty pipe. Streets of old. Wow. The stream's actually working now. It seems like the sim card fixed it. Hmm. Yeah. The prepaid sim card seems to fix the problem. I'm using the sim card and the pocket wifi at the same time. Bonding. The EIM sucks. I don't recommend the eim. Wow. What they have here.

I don't if you know if I have money. I got 1000 yen. No 1000 to 300. So my price, price bracket Osaka is a shot hole. What Osaka is nice. What do you mean? I'm pretty hungry now. I'm not sure about my phone battery. It keeps un charging 20% where I come from. I forgot which direction I came from. Now this is like when I went to <inaudible>. Keep going Round, round circles. What can I get for a thousand? Jen? Hmm. Body wash, massage,

<inaudible>

Looking at the ground last walking. Great idea. Fantastic. People are so stupid or they just stare right down to the ground whilst I walk in a busy street. What the hell?

Oh,

I say that thing Rob CD showed you go in, you pay, you can play racing games. Japanese Western style. Why do people drive down these roads? What's the point? Why don't you just park and walk around? Barely any room. The AI for these NPCs is lacking in luster. Severely Poor intelligence. Italian wine bar. <inaudible>. Well at least I'm not horny. I had my cereal fix yesterday. 90 people. Wow. I'm famous.

Why

Do people walk right in front of me when I'm riding a bike? Get out the fucking way. How many lights has he got? He's got like three lights on his handlebar. I've got none. These god damn people get out my way. So what do you wanna do? Go to a restaurant or get bento and beer and go to the hotel room. Well the stream works around the little creepy alleyways, the sleazy ways. Last time I came here I was really stressing out. TB got banned. I don't know it wasn't me but all he does is go on and on about that complaining channel guy. I don't wanna go here. Politics, bento beer, some sweets. Can complaining channel engages with his chat. So do I when I run out things to talk about.

Oh

Uh, my black sweatpants so nice. I hate those jeans. But if that's what I've gotta do for fashion. Wow. Connection's really good. Now I wonder if we can go to Ed and it's still good.

Uh,

It is the bicycle place. Maybe go to number. Test the connection there. Where is number? Uh, my phone's draining. It went down 1%. Something wrong with the fast charging. Uh, there's loads of shops down here. Let's check out this place. First number. I really want the bearer. How is the cereal the other night? It's pretty good. She a NICE's bum. I don't understand how my phone is charging but still losing charge very slowly. But it's on 18 now. Sun 19. The fast charging power bank keeps not charging. And then I have to press the button again to make it charge again. Oh we don't have to worry about staying out too late now. These are like very back alley kind of these similar, the kind of places I would say no guide you. Chris Ball tries to walk in here. Oh, empty. Lemme see which direction this is going. It's quite a nice evening. Not windy, not cold. Can anyone give me an update? I went to the cat cafe. I think you were there when I was there. And then I checked into the hotel.

I

Then I went to buy some jeans.

<laugh>

A day well spent, wouldn't you say? Well, the swamp bar's packed swamp 5 0 1. I'm hungry. I'm hungry again. The back alley Osaka. These streets are quite nice. Nice atmosphere. Jovial. Oh, police station. I don't know which way to go. Wow. One hotel. Oh that up. Where do you want me to go? Lot of flashing lights everywhere. I thought we'd do a circuit round to number

Street,

Food. T and y. Tory Restaurant.

<laugh>.

How's going on so many people? Chinese tourists. I noticed the white Taurus here are very quiet. The Chinese tourists are really loud. Japan definitely attracts a different type of white people. Not the rowdy drunken bunch. Well maybe not here anyway. Maybe elsewhere. They do. It's so clean compared to Bangkok.

In in your

Bangkok has streets like this too. But they're all a mess. Plus the steaming hot. Hot sticky weather. Make this weather's perfect. So cool. And Bre, no breeze. It's great for having two pairs of trousers on and a hoodie. I just wish Bangkok would up its game a bit. But it can't really beat Japan unfortunately. <laugh>, you know the cat cafe lady was talking to me about visas and she was saying that it's hard to get a visa in Japan. I should have asked her to marry me. Missed opportunity. The streets of Bangkok.

What

Are those trucks? Advertising host guys? What is the point of it? A woman supposed to see them go. Oh I want to meet him. Let's smoke menu. I don't have enough money. 4,000? Yeah, more than a hundred people. Wow. I'm famous trying to find Tahira. Why is that guy doing? The dog is on the road. The hell. Can you guys see him? Oh, he is taking a photo. I thought he was doing The dog is up. Bow down on the floor. Kind of apology. Curry vending machine. Oh my God. Is it hot when it comes out? He is posting in the middle of the street. <laugh> all you can eat. Uh, it's a weird place to take a photo. I bet it looks cool though with the lights in the background. Maybe this is Tinder profile picture. We'll make a pretty cool Tinder picture. What should we do tomorrow? Maybe gym. Lock in. Log in.

I can smell the pussy.

Isha. A lot of Isha bars. Ami Hall, 4,000. Another Sheha. There's so many sheha I need back. Everything's expensive here. 18%. Maybe just get a Benton.

There's

So many people. This is now a Japan street

Walking

Air. Samar

Channel.

A hip hop bar.

I dunno that

Maybe we head back now. Get a Bento. Uh, seven. Nearly eight. Nearly time for bed. I wanna go for a bath.

It's new.

Oh thanks Blood. This is mommy Eat something. My health and son <laugh>. Sorry if you were upset yesterday by my sudden disappearance. I was just handling business for an hour or so.

This is mommy. Eat something healthy myself.

It says luxury hub. Luxury karaoke a YouTuber. Is he a streamer too? Why does he play music while streaming? Two streamers encounter each other. Ignore. I had a a Gimbal. Gimbal on the phone. Wow, the graphics look good. Hmm. Okay, let's get a lonely bento. I will reenact Scene two part five of the divorce arc. Daniel with his solitary bento and barrel whines about his annoying wife in a hotel action. The viewers beck him to apologize to his loving wife but he refuses. His pride is too high. This is the entrance of Dorton Bori. Okay, let's go home. Good. 8:00 PM eight for one hour. 9:00 PM Have bath food. Why is this light making a buzzing supposed to do that? Or is it just old? Look at this. Hm. Sounds like he is gonna explode. I love hotels here. A hundred minutes is 2,600 Yen q It rest. So many white people. Yeah. A whole crowd of white people. It's like 20 of us. Whoa. What's down here? Door in that street. Looks shady. That definitely looks like a shady street. I don't wanna get yelled at. No, I'm scared. It was already embarrassing. Going to tab shichi and riding past the girls and they hid their faces and I tried going up to them. I said, excuse me, why are they hiding their faces? And they just told me, oh you can't park your bike there.

I'm here again. Weird statues. About four of them kept hiding their faces every time I came round. So rude. And then when I chose the girl I liked, I asked her why did, what does it mean when they hide their faces? She said, because they suspects you are filming. And then I said, do I look like I'm filming? Why do they think I'm filming? 'cause I'm riding a bike. I think I'm doing like a drive through. Drive through filming dorming. Yaki, Niku stream. I did that three days ago. Four big face statues. Uh, I've gone past it now. Private room. 60 minutes. 2,900 ATM. Massage. Massage. Very shady. Oh Kunaki. I'm not really into that. It's just like a big fat omelet. Big omelet. Too many toppings, mayonnaise, brown sauce, ketchup. The flavor is, I find it overwhelming and I don't like the bonito flakes. Sticks to the top of my mouth. What street ahead looks pretty cool. This place kind of looks like Korea. Like gang. Now look at this place. Wow. What's that big European looking building? Do you like Hamburg steak? Yeah. That's okay. Not my favorite. If I go to si, I usually get a Hamburg with a sausage

And big fat egg. If we go for Yaki niku, you have to be on stream, you know? Wow. I can't believe how good the connection is now compared to last time I came here. Amazing. I feel like I put up the bit rate too. I like the mixed grill. Get a sausage, a bacon, an egg, a bit of ham, bargo, some potato. Whoa. Way too fast. See how fast that car was going? What? I saw that on the playback. Who was speeding? Catch his license weight. You see that car? That was way too fast. Point out. Attractive girls. Literally everyone is attractive. I don't see a single fat person. Did you see anyone Who's fat? No one's fat. How channel is called hiding my room and this guy is most time outdoors. <laugh>. Well sometimes we go out. Okay, let's go home across the road.

Am

I gonna get through here?

That guy's like seven foot tall. Jesus. That guy looked like 220 centimeters. Although they're giant. Oh my god. You everyone's

Queuing up for the same kind

Of food. Tap are just

Buy in. The convenience store tastes the

Same. Oh my God, there's so many people. Where

Has he headed to

Go into my hot date? Meeting her here. Meeting Tira Tira said she's here. It's like a random one at,

That's the put some police action. What does it say on the back where? Wearable camera. They have cameras. The red berry guys. What are they doing?

What's

The problem?

Yeah.

Wrong way. Are those actual police with the cameras? Forgot what we're doing. I'm trying to get back to the hotel.

Not like on the, I think we're nearly out. Oh, so it

Street

Show <laugh>.

Thank you very much.

Yes. More us tonight. Oh,

Come on. I

30 people. Why do they try to talk to the crowd like that?

Who cares where? Who's from? <laugh>. <laugh>. Why? They ask where people from? My name is nickname <laugh>. Thank you very much. You got a donut? Thank you very much. Live donut to engage the audience. Something you don't do. I talk to my audience all the time. Long Hair girl. Looks like the Cat Cafe or <laugh> got 16% battery. Yeah.

<silence> <silence>

I did it. I did it, but I I don't even, again, let's get out here a muffin.

Oh, find the out. What a nightmare. Cyclist nightmare. Get back on the road.

Uh,

Why is it a one way street? Oh my god. So many people just trying to get a stupid koki. They sell it literally everywhere. Back on the road. That was mentally tiring. Now I'm on the wrong side of the road. I should get back on the pavement. Why is this a one way street? It's a stupid place. How'd she go the other way then? Where's the other direction? Street. Why? Why do they need four lanes, five lanes of one way. Direction. Traffic so unnecessary.

<laugh>.

Do I ride into oncoming traffic? Get back on the pavement. Maybe when the traffic stops. <laugh>.

Oh,

Where's the oh that Lawson. I want the binding. That one right behind me.

Oh, on back.

I guess I can park here for two minutes.

I'm gonna get money out a so like I can get like, I dunno, 10. You just get your money and buy those waters and then I'll just buy this alcohol and

So much. He had like two six packs of beer for like 15 Stash. Peter Stashing Mother <laugh>. What a look. He literally looks like a child molester. Oh my God. He is got like a seventies mul and a mustache.

<laugh>

The eighties is calling. They want their look back bureau. Should I get kirin 200 yen? Isn't no gochi the crap beer Bud Wise I like um, s town and uh, the Taiwanese beer. I mean Thai, Thai beer or Taiwanese Thailand beer. 200 Ian End. That guy. Looks like he'll take you out in seconds. Well, he's like six four. He's like six two. But I bet you can't bicep coal. 15 kg. Unlike me, I'll get Kirin ki and Beer. I don't like strong zero. It's just like a fizzy sweet drink with alcohol. Beer or Curran. I like Kiran two 30.

Doesn't

Leave me with a lot for food. Probably pay with sweet Tanya This's my sweet card whiskey. Venus. Obsessed with strong zero. She needs to get a good bearer. 9%. No, mine's 5%. Oh wow. It's KO sober. So bland. Flavorless noodles should get curry again. 600th. Maybe curry and maybe a fried chicken bowl.

Hello?

Uh, Mo <inaudible>. Uh uh oh, under a thousand. Yeah. I lost my thousand yen. I found it. Okay toy. Um, hi.

Hi.

Got enough food? I think that's a pretty good price. Nine 50 yen for bur Yori and a Bento. Try beat that price in a restaurant. Good luck. <inaudible> in the bar ghetto. He can actually speak Japanese. Yeah. I passed N two and I had a Japanese wife. Of course I can speak Japanese.

I'm first, I'm first.

This a one way street too. Oh my God. It's a one way street. Excuse me bitch. I've got a bitch now. I run away. What you gonna do about it? My food's getting cold. That's my hotel. I rode into a little ditch that they put the tree in. Damn. My left are bursting with power.

Should

I go now? <laugh>.

Wow. Oh

God damn. This one way street. Stupid idiot steps right out in front of me and then walk to like zero miles per hour. Nice. Why? Why do they just step out in front of cyclists and then walk really slow? Uh, she said go in here. Supposed to wear the tag thing. The name tag. Check it. 500 yen and night parking. Premium bike parking for it's impressive to bike around all day. Yeah, I've got legs of steel. The back of the fancy. Oh. Can't wait to get back to the room. I could do with a drink as well. Like a non-alcoholic drink. I'll just drink water. Sink water. Where's the cute girl Maria? There's a ninja room.

12th

Floor ninja room.

Hello honey.

<silence>

Oh, 30% battery. Get the get get my clothes

Snorted. Oh my God.

Let me switch over to the hotel wifi.

Oh,

So tired testing. Is it working? I dunno. Why the hotel wifi won't let me use it. It says connected but then it won't stream.

Whatever.

Where's food? Okay. Show you my bento yucky toys. I heard a big argument with your She kicked me out. She she's so stupid.

I

Hate her. Oh my God. They didn't give me chopsticks. Idiots. Why would you not give me chopsticks stick? Okay, this is uh, 600 yen comi. Bento looks pretty good. And uh, Jackie, I spent uh, 2000 yen on food today.

Oh,

That's what happens when you put beer in the bike basket. Mm Oh yeah. Come pie guys. Come pie. This is so much better than those restaurants. Mm. Door to bo. Um, first I want to sample the Yaki Tori. Wow. Burnt. Oh my god. Holy shit. That's good. How does family mar have better food than restaurants?

Hmm.

Jesus Christ. That's good. Good. Oh my god. I wish the lighting wasn't so bad. This is a Momo Shield assaulted thigh. Oh no. I bought a family mark. I just said, um, oh. And now try the chicken curry. Mm. Daniel's back in Japan. Yeah, my stupid wife kicked me out 'cause I had sex with her sister. Now I'm in a hotel with my bento. We've traveled back in time. The year is 2019. My wife kicked me out for the 15th time. Guys, I don't know why she's angry. I told her it, I accidentally slept with my viewer again, but she still doesn't understand why she's so stupid.

<laugh>

Classic Daniel content. Kind of four. Right? How come you never say Ari gato? Because I must, it takes so damn long to say. Hmm. I'm not sure why it's effing weird.

Hmm. I'm

Not sure why it's

Fing.

I don't know why I switched to the hotel wifi and it keeps effing, I switched back to my wifi and now it's effing.

God dammit.

Earlier the hotel wifi was amazing. What do you see on the bottom right of the screen? Is that a penis <laugh>? No, it's um, it's a hand with a credit card and those two balls are coins. <laugh>. I see what you mean.

Oh

This beer's so good now. At first it's fizzy and hoppy and then you swallow and it hits you in the back of the throat. Was any decent content today? Didn't you see the cat cafe? That's the best content I've done in Asia's. Had some cute cats. I talked to the lady that was amazing.

I

I can reset the vault at 15 hours and it'll save. Well I'm getting goosebumps. I don't mind getting goosebumps. Look at my color of my skin. So brown. And then so white <laugh>, brown white, brown white, brown white. Brown

White.

Looks so weird.

<laugh>.

Oh, I just coughed out. Bit of curry. I dunno where it went. Oh, it's there. It came out of my throat. I can't even pick it up. So slimy. Why do you feel so comfortable in public all of a sudden? I don't know. Maybe 'cause you guys are watching. I want to show off. If I wasn't streaming, I'd feel more nervous. For example, I wouldn't go to a cat cafe if I wasn't streaming. Imagine going to a cat cafe just by yourself. No streaming or anything. That seems so weird.

Mm.

Did you actually reach out to your ex or assume that because you're in AKA she would reach out to you? I thought if I was in AKA I'd just put myself here and then I'd be nearby and then she could reach out to me if she wanted to. But she didn't. Not even a peep. Oh, I'm so full. A cat lady was pretty attractive I'd say. And she said, come again. I don't know if I'd go again just to do the same thing. Bring my girlfriend there. How would you rate this stay? I'd rate this stay pretty high like eight out of 10. Leaving the slum area was great. Um, the cat cafe was great. The hotels is really nice. I had a funny conversation with the receptionist. I made her laugh. Did she see me? Make her laugh? I feel drunk and my legs feel pretty good for cycling. Mm. Not a bad day. Can't believe we're on day 11 or 10 of the streamer on. Why does Andy Miller acus hate cashmere now? Ha ha. Cash Meir is talking about looks level 10. Karen, you backstabbing piece of shit. Why don't you quit twitch and rely on your trust fund? You compulsive lying druggy bragging about fentanyl patches and showing tons of prescriptions on stream. Wow. So edgy.

I gave you a career on a silver platter and you fucked up the ro the loyalty deal with it. It sickens me that you're going to be a father. <laugh>. Oh my god. Walking around Tokyo farting on strangers and making up lies about yourself and other people. No wonder your fan base is dwindling. What? Why does he hate? I saw them streaming together on Twitch last year and I thought they were good friends and stuff. I don't know what cash. Meow. It's a piss off. And people say cash meow is like a liar. But who cares? I mean the guy, if the guy says, oh yeah, I've got a million dollars in the bank and it turns out that was a lie. I mean, who cares? Why is Andy raging at him so much? I've watched a few cash meow streams and the guy just walks around Tokyo and film stuff and he doesn't do anything bad. Oh no. He lies. Why would you, what does he mean? He gave him a career on a silver platter.

Weird.

I don't why people hate him. No, there's this big fat half Japanese, I dunno if he's half, but like Japanese guy on Twitch called cash me out. He also gave a live view to Iposeidon. Oh my hand is flaking.

Hmm.

Sunco Skin. Delicious. Cashmere commented on one of my clickbait videos about the live use solo. Oh my hand's So brown. Look at that. Disgusting.

Jesus Christ.

You're gonna get skin cancer. Yeah, I still have the ointment. I have the vitamin E moisturizer. I also got the luxury anal loop.

Almighty

High quality lotion. And I got the lolly chan loop. God, I'm drunk. After one beer.

I,

Those American guys had I think nearly 20 cans of beer in that basket. He made up an a crowdfunding for a sick guy whose mod of his channel told everyone he has cancer and then cash joints the money. Uh, okay, that's kind of scummy I guess.

Excuse me.

Staple lube Peepee lotion. What's that? You should do the same thing. Scam your viewers were all all 80 of them. <laugh>. Hey guys, click on my link and enter your card details.

<laugh>.

I think I'm so bad at lying. No one would believe me. I dunno if I get Asian flush.

Uh,

Look a bit red. Not super red. I think people already don't believe me anymore. That's why they stopped watching. I didn't realize people only watched because they believed me. I thought they watched 'cause I was entertaining. But it seems like a lot of the reason why people used to watch was because they liked me or they trusted me and then I broke that. I remember when I made the confession about lying after Elvis thing happened. A lot of people un subbed saying, sorry Daniel. But I was only watching 'cause of the authenticity. I never really did a scam. But I guess when my channel was at its peak, I did fake a lot of stuff. <laugh> click bait a lot like the whole, my wife kicked me out. I'm in an Airbnb with a sex doll. That whole thing was completely fake. Soon kicked me out. I planned the whole thing. I scripted it. It was all planned. The thing that wasn't planned was meeting Secure Sam and then she looking at my iPad and then actually kicking me off <laugh>. So that's the irony. I planned this fake kick out and then it actually happened.

I

Is there a thumbnail on this screen? There's no thumbnail. It's just a gray box. Look

What the

Hell. It kind of proofs a thumbnail. Doesn't matter. I had like 140 viewers today. No I had 150 at the Cat Cafe. It seems like people stick around when I'm interacting with people. Is that what you wanna see? Interaction. When I was ing to that cat lady I had like 155 years. I dunno why Watching me talk to people is so interesting. But the viewers do go up and stay up during the interaction bits. It's probably why ICE is constantly trying to get interactions. Same thing with his audience. Maybe I go to a bar next time, see if someone talks to us. I'll just order a drink. Sit at the bar. Damn the beer makes me really sleepy. Do you think we should go for the breakfast? They have a breakfast buffet for a thousand yen. Some of the most unfriendly cats. <laugh> the second floor cats played with me. I think the first floor cats, they seem kind of old. I played a lot on the second floor. Cats with a little string thing. My rib pain is getting better to, I think maybe I can do some pushups tomorrow. I think I lost so much of my gains. I worked so hard with my biceps and now they're small again.

<laugh>.

But my legs are getting strong, which is nice. It's more fun to cycle than go to the gym.

Sit back.

I think I fixed it. I turned off my VPN connected to the hotel wifi.

I think I fixed

It. I dunno why the VPN messes with the internet sometimes. For example, if you use the EIM with the VPN on, it's really slow. Then they turn the VPN off and then it's fine. Usually a lot of the internet problems are solved by turning off the VPN by turning off the VPN. Dunno why. I love the internet connections. Don't like the VPN. Okay, maybe I'll add up. Do knows. Wow, I got a lot of donuts today. Interesting. Get my calculator. Uh oh.

Mm-hmm <affirmative>.

Oh, I feel so drunk. How do I get drunk of one can of beer? I don't know. <affirmative>? Mm-hmm <affirmative>. Yeah. I got quite a lot of donors at the Cat Cafe. Okay, 2, 4, 6 from T Pop Fever 300. Three 20 in dollars. 2 2 4 6 2 7. Australian dollars in US dollars.

Four US dollars and 72 cents.

72 and then two and uh, 2020 US do No,

That would be

20 Australian dollars in US dollars.

It's $13 and 49 cents.

49 20 Swedish kroner in US dollars.

It's one US dollar and 94 cents.

One pound in US dollars.

That would be one US dollar and 25 cents

Plus 1 9 9. 10 pound, 10 pounds in US dollars. <laugh>,

That would be 12 US and 48 cents.

And then 2, 4, 6, 8, 10, 12, 14, 16, 18. Wow. That was a lot of donors. Five Australian dollars in US dollars.

The answer is three US dollars and 37 cents

Already at 72. 4 6 3 3,200 yin dollars. The

Answer is 24 US dollars and 9 cents.

Wow. Blood bucket with the big Ys. Again. 320 yin dollars.

The answer is two US dollars and 41 cents.

1, 2, 4, 6, 8, 10, 12. And then five Australian dollars in US dollars.

It's three US dollars.

Wow. Quite a few Australians. And then the final one, 1,600 yen in dollars.

That would be 12 US dollars and 4 cents.

Okay. $133. Wow. And then I'll add the Stream Labs donors. You'll get Chichi back eventually. Never give up. One day she'll realize we are Twin Flames. And then at the PayPal donors. One five, I think that was it. 12 hours ago. Yeah. 138.5. $6 times five minutes. We add 11 hours to the timer, huh? Wow. Today it was pretty good. 11.5, 11 hours, 30 minutes added. Nice. We've got 261 now. I should be like that street entertainer guy and say, so where's everyone from? Chris Broad does does it as well. I noticed it's on his streams when he runs out of things to talk about. He'll say, so where's everyone watching from? And then just get a little of spam in the chat. Australia, New Zealand, uk, America, uh uh. Maybe he studied showmanship. How are your stocks doing? Let me check the market open Yet, market's not open. Hmm.