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Duration
5 min
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  1. rev_426c50f19f771a6dc793069f989f1bfdMachine-generated and unreviewed; may be wrong; not a verified quotation.
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  1. 0:00

    Every man's early. Bamboo effect.

    Segment details0:00–0:06 · rev_426c50f19f771a6dc793069f989f1bfd_0
  2. 0:09

    I better clean the toilet, otherwise people are going to say Daniel's got poo in his toilet. Yeah, that's because where the poo goes, idiot. Of course there's poo in the toilet. It's like saying there's food in the fridge. Uh, why does it stick to the side of the toilet? Stupid poo. Uh, it's in the brush.

    Segment details0:09–0:24 · rev_426c50f19f771a6dc793069f989f1bfd_1
  3. 0:27

    Oh my God, it doesn't fit! You're fucking kidding me!

    Segment details0:27–0:31 · rev_426c50f19f771a6dc793069f989f1bfd_2
  4. 0:33

    It doesn't fucking fit! Get out of the fucking way, stupid brush! I don't have enough grip strength. Oh, what's all that brown stuff under there? Is that poo? Surely that's not poo.

    Segment details0:33–0:49 · rev_426c50f19f771a6dc793069f989f1bfd_3
  5. 0:52

    Oh, this, this thing is so stupid. Stupid. Stupid plastic toilet. Stupid plastic toilet seat. Water, water, poo water. 7mm wrench socket. I don't have that. Why don't they give you the tools? I really don't understand why they make it so hard to remove a toilet seat.

    Segment details0:52–1:16 · rev_426c50f19f771a6dc793069f989f1bfd_4
  6. 1:19

    There's no brown stuff, talking rubbish. Oh! Oh my God.

    Segment details1:19–1:26 · rev_426c50f19f771a6dc793069f989f1bfd_5
  7. 1:28

    What? Why didn't you say that in the first place, fucking idiot? Genius. Genius. Oh, oh, ugh! Ugh, there's brown stuff on it. Ugh, that's probably poo. Oh, that's disgusting. Oh God.

    Segment details1:28–1:46 · rev_426c50f19f771a6dc793069f989f1bfd_6
  8. 1:50

    Oh my God, I nearly dropped the camera in the toilet. Yay, it fits! Why doesn't it fit? Why doesn't it fucking go on? Fucking stupid tripod. Why does it keep falling over? Stupid fucking tripod. Huh? Why is it moving? Why does it move? Why does it move?

    Segment details1:50–2:12 · rev_426c50f19f771a6dc793069f989f1bfd_7
  9. 2:17

    What? I think we're going in. What? I just keep spinning it.

    Segment details2:17–2:26 · rev_426c50f19f771a6dc793069f989f1bfd_8
  10. 2:30

    Nothing's happening.

    Segment details2:30–2:31 · rev_426c50f19f771a6dc793069f989f1bfd_9
  11. 2:33

    Ah, oh my God, why do they make this so fucking annoying? Oh, fucking screwdriver. Is it Idiot, fucking stop slipping! It's not doing anything. Oh my God, whoever invented the toilet nut needs a slap in the face. Fucking idiot who came up with this.

    Segment details2:33–2:56 · rev_426c50f19f771a6dc793069f989f1bfd_10
  12. 3:03

    It's stuck, the screw's stuck now.

    Segment details3:03–3:05 · rev_426c50f19f771a6dc793069f989f1bfd_11
  13. 3:09

    Get the fuck out, little bitch. Screwsy. Oh my God.

    Segment details3:09–3:15 · rev_426c50f19f771a6dc793069f989f1bfd_12
  14. 3:18

    Oh my God,

    Segment details3:18–3:20 · rev_426c50f19f771a6dc793069f989f1bfd_13
  15. 3:24

    where's that plastic bit underneath?

    Segment details3:24–3:26 · rev_426c50f19f771a6dc793069f989f1bfd_14
  16. 3:28

    Oh, are you kidding?

    Segment details3:28–3:29 · rev_426c50f19f771a6dc793069f989f1bfd_15
  17. 3:32

    Ah, oh, fucking hell. It doesn't fit. Oh, it still fucking moves. Are you fucking kidding me? Ah,

    Segment details3:32–3:42 · rev_426c50f19f771a6dc793069f989f1bfd_16
  18. 3:45

    why does it move like that? Oh, fucking shitting fuck. Where does this go? Oh, the big black thing I put in the hole. Oh my God. Is this fucking impossible? This is really stupid. Come on, there's no way that's gonna move. It's still moving! Oh my God, I give up. I give up. Fuck this fucking toilet seat.

    Segment details3:45–4:14 · rev_426c50f19f771a6dc793069f989f1bfd_17
  19. 4:15

    Fucking shit. It still moves.

    Segment details4:15–4:18 · rev_426c50f19f771a6dc793069f989f1bfd_18
  20. 4:21

    Why does it do that?

    Segment details4:21–4:21 · rev_426c50f19f771a6dc793069f989f1bfd_19
  21. 4:24

    It's just fucking stupid, isn't it? Ah, you just come here and then you go like that. Why does this stupid thing keep shutting?

    Segment details4:24–4:34 · rev_426c50f19f771a6dc793069f989f1bfd_20