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Might have a bath tonight.

Oh, I'm still in my house.

Oh no, I think I need toilet again. Oh no.

Oh God. Oh, that long trade I was in all day finally turned green.

I can't believe that took all day.

Oh

God.

Damn, Bitmine's ripping. I'm up £70.

I have not made 25K. I've made 20K, actually.

Made £20,381.

Taxable income is £8,000 after the personal allowance.

So I probably have to pay 800, but we're only halfway through the year, so maybe I'll make more, I guess.

I'm up £2.

Waited all day, was down £20, now I'm up £2.

Up £2, better than down £20.

If I say Pushkin in my mum's voice, he, he perks up. If I say Pushkin, he doesn't have any reaction, but I say Pushkin, his ears move.

I don't know if I'd want to live to an old age if I was all alone and miserable.

If I had family and a partner, then sure.

My mum says I should just move back home.

She's mad because I'm paying all this money to the landlord instead of paying her. She's probably thinking, why is he paying all this money to some guy when he owes me money?

Good point.

I'm not an introvert.

I don't like being alone. Get lonely.

I only like being alone when I've got work to do.

I can't do my work if I'm not alone, which is— I need to be alone to make money, but I don't like being alone.

Boring. Although I do like peace and quiet. After spending time with someone who's very now noisy.

I mean, I'm not extroverted. Like, I don't want to go to clubs and be surrounded by loads of people. I like a few people.

Dave Gibson was talking about buying gold. Is that a sign? There's a sign that gold is topped when

everyday people start talking about it.

It probably means time to get out.

It's been a fun 2 weeks at home.

It's gone quick.

Mm-hmm.

Pookie,

what's wrong?

Why is

he staring at me?

Pushkin's staring at me.

He did it! I did this slow blink at him, he did it back to me.

Apparently that means smile in cat.

Why is he just staring at nothing like that?

Oh, he's coming.

Where are you going? You want to sit on my lap?

Push again. Okay. Yeah, well,

you're not allowed to sit on my lap anyway.

Rude.

How rude.

Wow, 111 viewers.

111. Where's everyone tuning in from tonight?

3 hours to go.

Get comfy, everyone. We're doing the night shift.

Oh God, not

answering anything.

Not your monkey.

Uh, what's wrong with Microsoft Edge?

Naked star jumps. My willy will flap about.

Not vape addicted, just winding down for the

evening after a long day.

Oh, you can hear my mum downstairs. There's no way.

Oh, my face gets tired from wearing the glasses.

Now I can't see the chat.

Haha.

Dave Gibson's louder than me and he's downstairs.

I do a brutal 12-hour shift every day.

No, they're not fighting,

having lively banter.

They're really loud.

My mum keeps losing her phone. She keeps placing it down somewhere and then losing it.

We're back to 140 viewers. Nice. No more $5 an hour.

Mm-hmm.

Gunnar Larsson has a sick mind. Ignore him. That's what I do.

Mentally ill, sick mind.

No, I never said that.

Looks like someone wants a ban. As you wish. Banned Gunnar Larsson. Insulting my mum.

I just said who got banned. Gunnar Larsson for insulting my mum. I just said it. What do you mean who and why?

Oh, market's tanking again. Uh, I was up £1, now I'm down £2.

Don't think this long trade's very good.

Today I went for a bike ride.

Um, I voted for my local MP

and played some football.

They just dreamed, really.

Nothing more, nothing less.

Damn, iPhone charges so quickly. I went from 30% to 70% in half an hour.

I plugged it in when I started streaming, already back to 70%.

Back again. Where'd he go?

Pushkins back again.

This one tastes like smoke.

Maybe I'll chuck it out.

Yeah, I still have his treats, but I bought too many. I bought way too many treats. He's gonna get fat.

I shouldn't give him treats every day.

Well, market just ripped.

Well, Bitmain's ripping. I'm up £76.

It ripped in the morning and sold off, and it took all day to get back there.

Yeah, I'm still thinking about moving out. I guess I should.

Just feeling more and more pointless living that.

I think Ethereum broke $4,500.

It is a lot of money, just Blowing every month for a house that I don't even need.

Whoa, market's ripping.

Where's my beauty filter?

Yeah, 150 viewers.

Viewership ripping, market ripping.

I need to pee, but I can't be bothered to get up.

I guess I'll pee then.

Ah, getting out the chair, so annoying.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, I'm back.

Was on the front page? Really?

No wonder. Ripping,

ripping

all day.

Finally, my hard work paying off.

I don't have any content plans.

The big next step is, I guess, moving out of Devon.

We shall make a tactical retreat.

Don't know if I'll move out, I haven't really decided, although I guess I know what It's probably the best idea is to probably move out.

Why does my mum keep shouting for Pushkin?

I want to move out to save money, I guess. There's not a lot of benefits of living alone.

Hmm, I don't want to give my stuff away. I'll keep it in case I move out again.

Never know, I might want to move out again.

Put it in the garage. I think the sofa would fit in the house, in the conservatory.

Don't know about the bed. It's a nice bed though.

All the stuff in the kitchen, I guess we already have here, like microwave, air fryer.

Could always do with a second one, maybe,

in case one of them breaks,

or in case you want to microwave 2 things at the same time, air fry 2 things at the same time.

Might be useful.

I think I could fit a lot in the car. You got the front seat as well, remember? A microwave and all that stuff fit easily in the front seat.

I bet I could get everything in the car apart from the sofa. And the bed and the washing machine.

Uh, maybe the bean bag's a bit big. I bet Pushkin would love the bean bag, although it probably smells like the other cat. The desk— if I dismantle the desk, unscrew the legs I could fold it up.

Shouldn't be too hard.

I can't wait to go to bed. Okay, 2 hours. Lock it in. Done 1 hour. It's 51 minutes done. 2 hours to go.

I got this.

Does it still crackle if I change the mic?

Testing,

testing,

testing, testing, testing, testing, testing.

What happened? Testing, testing, testing. What happened? Testing, testing, testing. It's still kind of crackly, isn't it? Testing, testing, testing. It's still kind of crackly, isn't it?

Testing, testing, testing,

testing, testing, testing, testing,

testing, testing, testing. Yeah,

it's still kind of crackly. I don't know why it's doing that now. Yeah, it's still kind of crackly. I don't know why it's doing that. It's really annoying. So it means I have to sit in front of this mic now.

It's not hardware because when I use iReal Pro it doesn't do this. It's that app, iVCam.

Maybe it needs an update or something.

It's been doing it a lot recently.

I thought it only did it when the Wi-Fi was bad.

Uh, I don't think I gave up on Kick. I'm still doing it.

Gave up on YouTube.

Still kicking every day.

Kicking the can down the road, more like.

Oh yeah, I gave up back in 2023 cuz back then they didn't give you any money. Now they give you money. Per hour. In 2023, I don't think they had the payment partnership thing, so the only money you got was from donos, and I don't really get any donos. So I went back to YouTube to stream.

It wasn't worth doing, but then I got partnership about 4 months ago. Well, all we had to do was ask them for partnership and say, I've got a YouTube channel, and then they give you partnership. I didn't think it would be so easy.

I didn't think they just give it out just because you got a YouTube channel.

It really saved my backside because I was drowning in debt.

Now look at my savings, nice and plump.

Well, I didn't realize I could get it because I thought

I thought I needed hundreds of viewers and I need to go follow Ice Poseidon around like all the other ones do,

but I've already got my own community, so I don't really need him. All the leeches, they don't have a community because they're nobodies, but I'm a famous YouTuber. I've had my own community since 2016.

I don't need Ice. Where the hell is Ice anyway? He just disappeared.

He's a nobody himself these days. When was the last time he doesn't even just like— he doesn't go stream and doesn't go live like randomly like, hey guys, what's up?

He obviously hates it. I mean, if I was a multi-millionaire, I probably wouldn't stream either.

He's kind of retired, I guess.

What do you think he does all day? He just sits there playing RuneScape, crying about Kimberly.

Hollow shell of his former self.

So what's his next plan gonna be, like his next event, or is he just done?

Kind of sad, isn't it?

I miss the guy.

Ice actually inspired me a lot to stream since 2017.

Yeah, I used to look up to him a lot. I think, damn, I wish I could just go live and have funny interactions like he does.

But it's really hard. I don't have the right personality.

Look up to him because he was a big streamer and I was a nobody. It's not about age.

He's only 5 years younger. I was like 27. And he was 22. I

was like 26, 27

when I started my YouTube journey.

Don't know why I feel kind of sad today.

What do you mean, is my hair down?

When was my hair ever up?

I don't know, sometimes you just get in a weird mood where

things don't feel fuzzy and warm anymore.

My hairline's not receding, what are you talking about?

Just look back at the older videos, looks the same.

It's just a very cold, dark world out there.

And things that made you feel warm and fuzzy come and go.

Is it the existential dread?

What's the category?

IRL.

Why can't they do it themselves? Just chatting.

Does it even make a difference?

I've got an ulcer. Yeah,

maybe because I haven't been eating my oranges. Lack of vitamin C.

Yeah, I remember getting jump scared by the sheep. That was funny.

I was so excited to do IRL back then.

I felt like finally I can do IRL and make money doing it.

Felt all inspired to go out, walk around,

and then it became so repetitive.

I even pushed myself and talked to people.

Bought a saveloy.

Everyone was so excited for me to buy the saveloy.

Good times.

I really enjoyed the hot weather for going out.

I don't know what to do next.

I

need to pee. That's what I'll do next.

I'm trying to fix this crackling.

Okay, maybe if I turn it off and on again.

Testing, testing. Testing,

testing,

testing, testing.

The snake echo. Wait, if I turn it off— wait, if I turn it off— okay, how about now? Testing, testing,

testing, testing. Seems better now.

Seems better now. Oh, it's not. Why does it do that? Stupid fucking app. Why does it do that? Stupid fucking app.

Oh, whatever.

I don't know, I feel like more depressed being on camera.

I'd rather stream like this, more comfortable.

I didn't used to do this.

Did it.

I don't know why it's— it used to be fine. I don't know why it's doing it now. What if I restart my whole phone?

Uh, switch back to the good mic whilst I restart the phone.

I don't know, I don't like being on camera all the time. It makes me feel miserable.

I'm gonna wait for the phone to restart.

One moment. Please.

I wish I had a wireless mic. I don't like this

plugged-in mic. I can't move around.

I like to move around.

It's taking ages.

Says it's optimizing apps.

Okay.

Come on, this is ages.

Testing, testing, testing.

Testing, testing, testing. Is it better now? Testing, testing, testing. Is it better now? Seems like it's fixed now.

I don't know why restarting the phone seems to fix it.

Hello,

hello, hello, hello,

hello, hello, hello, hello. I think I fixed it.

Nice.

Really don't know why restarting the phone seems to fix that crackling.

Maybe it's not restarting the phone that fixes it, but restart— turning the Wi-Fi off and on.

Could be that anyway.

Is it better now?

Be nice if someone answered me.

Fucking hell.

Finally. Jesus Christ.

Don't know why bother.

I'm guessing he can see outside with his cat vision.

Pushy push.

Hello.

I wonder if cats feel like this feeling of dread and then also fuzzy warm feeling that comes and goes. Sometimes life can feel so great. And then other times you feel so sad and alone.

Why's it got to be like that? That's why people create a community and connections and stuff, don't they? Try and be a good person

so people want to be around you, and learn a skill so you can be of use so you can help people and then they like you.

Give and take.

I'm always conflicted between

feeling like people get in the way of what I want.

Like, I want a life where I can just not work or do anything difficult and nerd out on computers and stuff.

But then that makes me feel kind of lonely and sad

and makes me yearn for some kind of connection.

But then I feel weak, like I feel so vulnerable that I need other people so much.

And then I get,

get scared of people getting angry at me because I'm not hardworking enough.

Like, imagine working in a kitchen, and then maybe you want to be a good cook and be part of the team and be reliable, but then you screw things up and the head chef yells at you and calls you useless stupid idiot, and then And you hate him, you hate everyone.

I mean, it's easy to put in a lot of effort and do well in the beginning, but can you keep it up? You start letting standards slip,

and then they get mad at you.

It's how I start off in jobs. I start off putting a lot of effort, trying to do my best, and then I get lazy, and then people get mad at me, and then I hate them, and then I quit.

And then I'm like, fuck everyone, don't need anyone.

And then I'm all alone again, but I got my way. But then I'm sad and lonely.

Shut up, star, or spit on you too.

Pure baby in spawn.

Oh, shut up about my skin, idiot. It's not that bad,

just a few little dots here and there.

It's not bad at all. Not everyone has perfect skin, you know. I've seen people with way worse skin.

You know, it— you know, when I was looking for Colin and I was trying to give his phone back, and people were saying, oh, good on you, lad. It felt good. I mean, anyone could have just taken the phone and stolen it, but I was going out my way to track him down, find him, and people recognized

the effort I was putting into it.

Felt good.

Even though if I just left it there, it would have been better for him because he went back to look for it and it was gone because I took it and I walked the other way.

Also, I don't know how people steal phones.

Like, those phone snatchers in London

I mean, I wouldn't dare try and steal a phone because they're tracked by GPS,

and then you get locked out of it. Like, how do you reset it so it's a fresh phone again?

Yeah, I've only done bad things to people because, um,

I wanted something. It's like you, you get hungry

and you got to eat meat, but something's got to die.

Like, I, I've got needs.

I've got needs. I don't want to hurt people. It's just— can't eat meat without something dying, can you?

But then I guess you could say it's like selfish needs.

No, I can't. How can we find a way so I— my needs are fulfilled and they also fulfill someone else's needs?

Like, can't they make a cow where you chop its leg off and then it can regrow a new leg?

Can't they just like amputate its leg so it's still alive

and then you eat the leg until,

until it's got no legs and it's just like a torso with a head?

Seems kind of cruel, I guess.

You give it a prosthetic.

Like, I try my best to,

um, be a good partner.

Like, I pay for stuff.

I don't want to hurt anyone.

No, I don't see them as objects. I want a deeper connection.

Like, I wish I could make them happy.

No, I feel sad all the time about bad stuff I've done.

Like on TV, there was an ad about visiting New York and they showed the Niagara Falls.

Made me feel a bit bad.

You know what I find sad? Picture this scene:

young person packing their stuff, going off to university, leaving home for the first time. They see the family cat in the window.

Every day they spent seeing the family cat around

And they're gonna miss the cat, but you're going off on this new exciting adventure, meeting new people, going to university, spreading your wings. You can't sacrifice all that just because you want to stay at home with the cat.

And sure, maybe you'll come back sometime to visit your fam and you see the cat again, but at some point the cat's getting old and it's gonna die.

And one day you'll leave home and you'll not see the cat again.

The cat's always there at home.

But you gotta embark on your own journey in life.

I remember my sister starting university and she'd come back to visit, and then we'd all go to the train station to see her off. My dad would drive us. We'd be waiting at the platform, waiting for the train to come.

I could tell my dad was worried but also happy at the same time about his kids growing up.

I imagine he felt the same when he took me to the airport. I got on the plane, flew halfway across the world. They must feel sad seeing the kids leave the nest and also worry at the same time.

Trying to be sentimental here. Why are you people such a bunch of sick fucks?

I think you're the psychos, not me. I'm having a sentimental, touching moment and you're talking about disgusting stuff. What's wrong with you?

One day you'll be a

dad and you'll be going, going through these emotions.

You people just sick fucks. I don't know what's wrong with you.

Severely mentally ill. Like, what would your mum and dad think if they knew what you were saying? Would they be proud? Like, do you honestly think your parents would be proud of you if they knew what you were saying on this chat?

Let's stop thinking about me for a second and just think about yourself.

Stop turning everything against me and being like, oh, but you did this, and oh, rich coming through. Stop all that. And just look at yourself and what you're doing,

because you're not good people. You're like pointing the finger at me all the time. But look at yourself, you're a bunch of sick twisted people.

And I think your parents would be sad if they knew the stuff you say online,

because if I was your parents, I'd be really disappointed that this is what you get up to in your free time.

I think you need to take a hard look in the mirror and self-reflect,

because it doesn't matter what I've done. Stop blaming it on me.

You can't justify your actions just because you think I'm bad or whatever.

You're bad people.

I just wonder if one day you're going to grow up and realize

before it's too late.

Guess it won't be today.

Just a bunch of sad trolls.

The irony is you say I have no empathy. When you guys have zero yourselves.

You kick someone when they're down.

Well, since you're not going to cooperate, I guess I've got to start banning.

I think it's time for you to turn off the computer and do something else.

You're banned.

No more trolling in live chat for you tonight. Go to bed.

Go to bed. Have a deep think about why you're a bad human being. Your trolling's not funny. Your parents would be ashamed of what you talk about online if they could see your post history. Sad person.

You probably got a sad, miserable life, and the only way to make yourself feel better is by shitting on someone else. You're not even human. You're, you're an animal in human form. That's what you are.

Pathetic. You're not even on my level.

These people just hopeless. They're lost. There's like no humanity in their small little brains.

Whoa, Bitmain ripping!

Bitmain ripped!

Oh God,

I sold my long as well.

I'm all in shorts.

Yeah, the Reddit people are just sad, sad, jealous, vindictive people with no humanity.

They're all a bunch of monsters. Animals in human form. No empathy, no sympathy. Throwing insults at me whilst committing all the same crimes themselves. And worse.

They're such sad people.

Maybe one day they'll grow up. 5 years, 10 years, one by one, eventually they'll start growing up. Just wonder if they'll ever start their own families and like move on, something more important in their lives than trying to ruin mine.

They gain nothing out of it apart from some weird twisted satisfaction.

They're just sick people.

Just trying to destroy everything they can,

like a swarm of locusts,

plague of cockroaches. Yeah, yeah, yeah, shut up, Star. They say that all the time. Oh, you're doing a great job ruining it yourself. Shut the fuck up. Well then let me ruin it myself and don't interfere with it if I'm doing such a great job at it.

I'm not angry, I'm just sad that I've got such— so many pathetic people who watch me.

Sad, angry people.

They need to find Jesus in their life.

Just to think they're beyond help.

And happy people don't do this kind of stuff, do they?

I think deep down they're very unhappy with themselves and their own lives.

I mean, look at someone who's actually happy, like PewDiePie. Can you imagine him doing this kind of stuff?

Just focus on your own people and your own lives and being a better person.

But these people are just beyond help. I try and give them advice, I try and tell them to seek Jesus, but All they want to do is troll and be an edgelord

and make childish insults and nothing else do but spread hate in my live chat.

Also extremely homophobic.

Like, you think Doing gay insults is upsetting me.

I'm not homophobic.

Like, doing gay insults like you're a 12-year-old.

He likes up the bum, he's gay.

Grow up, it's 2025. There's nothing wrong being gay.

Loads of people are gay.

I'm not gay, but if I was,

making fun of me for being gay is just pretty gay.

I

mean, Tim Cook's gay. He's one of the richest people and successful people in the world. Ian McKellen's gay. Dan Howell's gay.

Nothing wrong with being gay at all. I don't know why they keep like bringing up dildo stuff and bum stuff. Yeah, I like things up my bum. Feels nice.

So what?

I didn't steal anything. Where's the proof?

Yeah, they accused me of being a theft risk. But I didn't thieve anything. Where's the proof? They just accused me based on what?

Probably some stupid clip where I said I chucked a parcel in a bush or something.

When did I admit it? What did I say? Okay, what did I steal? What's stolen that I've had in my possession?

Where are all these things that I've stolen then?

Makeup? What? Yeah, in the guest house like 15 years ago. Not from Evry.

No, I'm saying what did I steal from Evry, not random things 20 years ago. God, people are so stupid.

I said give me an example of something I stole from Every or Amazon, and you start bringing up fucking shit from 10 years ago from a guest house in a different country. What's wrong with your brains? Are you dumb?

So you can't even name one example of what I've stolen from Every or Amazon.

Wow, such silence now.

Insult me and accuse me of doing things I didn't even do and can't even come up with one example.

I don't really know if the Amazon thing was good. I actually really hated it.

The only good thing was the Morrison blocks, but they only paid £26,

and it was hard work and wasn't easy. The only time you get lucky, you might have just 2 or 3 houses to deliver to.

I would not 100% get caught. I could have easily stolen loads of stuff and not— no one would even know. I knew the system inside out. Trust me, they would not know if I stole stuff.

You could literally take stuff from another driver's route and then they would get accused of stealing it.

I never had any customers complain they, they haven't received parcels.

The only complaints I got was that I didn't ring the doorbell.

Yeah, every was better because you delivered to the same place every day.

But still,

you still get soaked in the rain and your car gets destroyed and the money's rubbish

and you get so many parcels, like 80 to 100.

Delivering them one by one is so demoralizing. But 2 hours later, you still got 40 parcels left, and you're feeling like, oh God, when's it gonna end?

Feels like it never ends. And then you finish, and you gotta do it all again tomorrow.

And you get stuck in traffic, soaked in the rain. Imagine doing it in winter with snow and ice.

No, they don't need good evidence to fire you. They just need to see it. Enough clips of you saying stuff and they don't care if it's true or

not. I don't know what clips they saw to decide to fire me.

They said it was because of, um, YouTube videos in regards to parcel delivery.

They were pretty vague about it,

but I can probably guess what they mean.

It's just weird you can get fired from Every because of something you did when working for Amazon.

Didn't think that would happen.

Cross-contamination,

because I didn't do anything wrong at Avery. I had a couple unhappy people because I didn't ring the doorbell, but that was it.

I delivered everything.

I didn't do anything weird.

I thought if I was gonna get fired, it's because I had so many 1-star reviews.

Yeah, I spoofed the GPS. And I trick the app because it's a stupid app. I mean, if a farm or property has a long private driveway but they put a parcel box at the road for parcels, but the stupid app wants you to go all the way to the house to finish the delivery,

then yeah, I'm just gonna spoof the GPS and put it in the parcel box like they want, and then I'll spoof the GPS to trick it into thinking I'm at the house, and then I'll press finish delivery.

It's common sense. I don't want to go all the way down this stupid pothole-filled lane.

I did it once and I felt stupid. I said— he said, oh, just leave it at the gate on the intercom. And I said, oh, I have to come to the house to finish delivery. So I drive all the way down this stupid drive, and then I figured out I could just spoof the GPS.

And then, yeah, I,

I generated a bunch of barcodes. So they kept asking you to scan these stupid Post-it notes saying, oh, sorry, we missed you, your parcel's left in the blah blah blah. They all had an individual barcode and wouldn't let you— it wouldn't let you finish the delivery unless you scan the barcode. On one of these little notes, and

you're supposed to put the note in the letterbox. I ran out of notes and I couldn't be bothered to ask for more, so I got an app that auto-generated hundreds of fake barcodes.

I just scanned those and it tricked the app into thinking it was actually scanning one of the notes. That was pretty genius, to be honest.

The note system is dumb.

I'm just too smart for these stupid apps and their procedures. I'm a problem solver.

I fixed the GPS thing and I fixed the stupid barcode thing. Made my life easier.

I put my iPhone with the barcodes open on my phone holder. I just scan it, beep, delete that one,

open the next barcode for the next time.

It's like in the petrol station, my genius idea of cutting holes in the boxes, because all the frozen food was in boxes stacked up like a tower of boxes, and to get access to a lower box you had to take all the ones on top off one by one so you can open the box in the middle

of the stack. So I just cut a little window in the side of the boxes, made a little flap like a little door, and then took it from the box and I closed the flap. And the stupid Nepal guy was like, stop cutting holes in the boxes, they're gonna collapse. No, they won't. The strength of the box

is in the corners, not in the walls. And they never collapsed.

Made things so much easier.

I cut a little window and I cut a hole and I made a little flap. Like a little door, and I shut the little flap,

made a little handle as well. I folded the corner so there's a little hole, and I could just pull the flap open.

But then taking all the boxes down one by one, put them all back up again.

I'm very good at coming up with little ideas like that,

but it goes unappreciated.

I'm smarter than you, that's for sure.

Oh,

oh shit.

Oh my God, I'm a Fucking moron. Jesus fucking Christ.

Oh, fucking hell, I'm stupid.

Oh God,

God fucking damn it. You won't believe what I just did. I'm not telling you though.

Nothing. It's just I was sad about something because I thought something that actually— the thing that happened happened because of a mistake I made, but I rectified it.

God damn it.

Fuckin' hell.

Oh.

Yeah, so anyway, like I was saying, I sometimes do think I am a genius,

but I also need to go to the toilet.

I had a bowel movement.

Oh, what's wrong with my stomach? What'd I have for lunch? I had that beef noodle.

Like, I, I feel like I need to poo, but then I just fart instead,

and it doesn't feel good.

I'm scared to fart because it might be a poo, so I have to go fart in the toilet. Oh God, oh, it feels bad. Oh geez, I gotta go again.

I think this time it's the real deal.

Ah.

Jesus, there's probably still more up there, but I got most of it out, I think.

Oh God.

In a way, I do kind of miss Devon a little bit. I think the driving is way better. You got all those empty country roads.

No massive roundabouts.

You can basically drive like a maniac, no one's going to be around. It's kind of nice seeing the farmers and the tractors going about. Feels like being in Clarkson's Farm.

I like going to Tesco and doing my shop, blasting my music, warp speed.

I like how it's mostly old people, not scary youths.

I like seeing the remnants of the rich mining history scattered everywhere. The moors are really beautiful. I don't really have stuff like that in Kent.

Wait, girl's not gonna drive all the way 3 hours to Devon.

Do you know how far away it is?

Yeah, I had a look on the map around Kent to see if there's places to go. Couldn't find any. Got White Cliffs of Dover, I guess.

Got some castles— Bodiam Castle, Hever, Leeds Castle, Dover Castle, Rochester Castle.

I don't seem to have just like a big hill

or a bog. I don't have moors.

Got beaches, but they're all stone beaches.

Got a lot of cliffs in Devon where you just walk along the cliff.

I don't want to go to the White Cliffs of Dover every time just to do that.

Dover is so far away as well. I remember going to Dover shortly after I bought the car. I was still very scared of driving. I was doing like 50 miles per hour on the dual carriageway.

Now I'll blaze past everyone,

2 hands on the steering wheel, gripping it hard, sweating all over it.

Couldn't even like play my music and stuff because I was too— I needed to focus on driving. I couldn't listen to music, you know. It took me ages. Until I finally started listening to music whilst driving. I would literally drive in silence. I thought the music would be too distracting.

When I first got the car, I drove home in complete silence because I was so nervous.

Now I can't drive without music.

If I can't get my music working, I'll literally stop the car at the side if I can pull over somewhere to set it up again.

I made £20 today day trading. I was in a long trade for most of the day at a massive loss, but it finally broke even

and I closed it. 50p profit triggered my stop loss.

So I had 3 wins and 1 break-even.

It was a bit annoying in the morning how it just kept ripping and then it tanked massive.

I didn't just make £2. What are you talking— I made £15 in the morning, and then I made £4 when I was cycling, and then I made another £2, and then I made 50p on that break-even trade.

Yeah, streaming Income's been getting better, back over 100 viewers now.

No, it's got nothing to do with the bots actually,

cuz I've been engaging with the chat more and I've been doing stuff on stream. I've been putting in the work.

Nothing to do with the fucking bots. Shut up, idiot.

Been upping my game as a streamer, that's why. I did 30 juggles with my juggling ball kick-ups.

I did about 30.

I went down to my local council and I

put in my vote.

Back home. Just because I was visiting to see my nephew and see everyone back home again and see Pushkin.

I needed a break from Devon.

There weren't lumps of poo.

It was slightly brown diluted with lube. It was basically just brown lube that tasted like my dinner.

It wasn't lumps of poo. You're talking rubbish.

Do you even know what happens when lube mixes with poo? It all just turns into a slosh,

and

the dildo is already very brown, so if there's brown stuff on a brown dildo, it's very hard to notice. That's why I don't recommend the brown dildo. In hindsight, it was a bad idea to get a brown sex doll.

Because you can't really tell if there's poo on it.

I should have gotten a white one.

It's raining in Devon.

I remember one time in Manchester, I got the dildo out and I was in the bathtub and I shat all over the bath,

and then I had to shower it all down the drain hole.

Have you ever shat in a bathtub?

Kind of gets stuck in the drain.

You got to like push it through like Play-Doh.

Got diluted with water so it breaks up.

As I pulled the dildo out, your body instinctively pushes,

and then you push out everything else that was shoved up there.

Are you guys just sick? Because you keep bringing this stuff up.

Yeah, you're the sickos that keep bringing it up though.

I'm just telling you about my gay experiences in the early days.

At least I didn't have actual gay sex and shat all over the gay guy's dick.

Imagine the gay guy pulls his dick out and you shit all over it.

Now that would be embarrassing.

Uh, it's a really long hair on my leg.

Look at that,

that's weird.

I don't know why you keep going on about bots. I told you I didn't fucking buy any fucking bots. Shut up.

My knees look deformed?

Yeah, that's 'cause I'm on them so much sucking you off. So who's followed it?

Nothing wrong

with my knees.

Perfectly normal knees.

Oh, Asia Market.

Oh, Bitmine ripping. I'm up £70.

Mining those bit mines.