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Damn,

gold is ripping. Holy fuck.

Have you seen gold?

Gold is flying.

Look,

3,900. Look at my stocks and shares ISA.

I'm up 313.

Gold is up 14%.

Bitmine up £15 now.

It's ripping.

Nice. Made £448 for the previous week. Get that tomorrow

and then I'll have £500-£600, which means I'm going to be in overdraft about £300 when I pay rent unless I can Conjure up £300 from somewhere.

How can I make £300 extra in a week?

Even if I did a bee livery every day, 20 times 6,

it's like £100.

Oh shit, and I've got to pay £300. This month for the iPhone.

I gotta pay another £40 for the Flip 7. I

gotta pay £340 a month for the iPhone for 3 months,

but I need my iPhone. I can't go back to iPhone 12. That thing just overheats and slows down, lags. Battery lasts 1 hour.

I'm spoiled on the A19 Pro chip now. That thing's a beast.

I don't want to return the air.

I need a second phone that's fast. The Flip 7's fast, but I use it for streaming.

My other phones are like 6 years old. They're slow as fuck.

I don't think I'm gonna send the air back.

Flip 7, I think, is more expensive than the Air,

but I don't know, maybe it's $950.

No, I don't want Pro Max.

The only difference is Pro Max has a slightly bigger battery and different lenses, which I don't really care about.

I don't really care about lenses,

and I think the Air battery is really good already. It lasts me all day. I get to the end of the day, I still got like 40% battery left.

Yeah, I don't care about wide angle anymore because I don't really vlog, and I've got wide angle on this. I care more about the feel of the phone, the lightness, and the aesthetic

I don't care about lenses.

I don't really care about video quality as long as it doesn't make me look ugly.

I'm not trying to have amazing video quality for my stupid videos or whatever.

God, this phone's so nice. That's how they hook you, isn't it? They don't have to make anything revolutionary or groundbreaking. They just have to make a really nice phone. So once you've touched it, you don't want to give it back.

They got me. They got me good.

I fell for it. Whoa, Bitmain ripping! Holy fuck! Woo! I'm up £15!

If it gets back to that peak, oh my God, I'm going to be up hundreds.

Bitmine up 1.6%. If I'm up 20%, I make £200. Look at my gold. My gold is up 14%.

My VAD up 3%. XLF down 0.3%.

My portfolio sizings— it looks like it says bummer.

Ripping! Too bad about my CFDs. Should have had like £600 in my CFDs. It's down to £150. The shorts keep getting wrecked.

Well, I'm not buying BMNR because it's a single stock. I'm buying it because it gives you exposure to Ethereum, and you can't buy Ethereum in a stocks and shares ISA,

can you? I don't think you can.

No, you can't.

Says view only.

BMNI will give you exposure to Ethereum because they've got 2% of the entire Ethereum available.

Whoa, Bitmine ripping! Look at it go, I'm up £19.

Yeah, that's what AI said. They said basically they're like MicroStrategy but for Ethereum. They're like a treasury. They just hold a lot of it.

Yeah, I'm not selling.

This is a long-term holding. Ethereum gonna go to like $10,000 a coin.

Life's looking good.

Ah,

the government shutdown thing is probably a nothing. Buy the dip. As if the government's actually going to shut down.

Obviously they're going to resolve it.

And then rip into Christmas and then sell off next year Q1.

That's the forecast.

See what the AI analysis of my portfolio is. Growth-oriented portfolios increased 8%, heavily concentrated in gold and volatile financial stocks with high beta and sector risk. Recent gains are driven by gold, while financial holdings show high volatility and limited diversification.

The top winner is iShares Physical Gold, 14% gain. Bitmain Immersion stock is a notable loser with a slight 2% gain but high volatility.

How is it a loser if it's up 2%?

You're a loser.

Limited diversification with only 2 main sectors represented.

I've got the whole house again, but Mum and Dave Gibson went out somewhere.

Maybe she can bring home Chinese food. Kind of craving Chinese food.

No, I'm not gonna clean my room because I'm not gonna be here much longer.

Now all this stuff is gonna go back in my bag and back in the car. Oh, I'm bringing that, bringing that.

Don't know if I bring the monitor. Could use a second monitor maybe.

Put it in the kitchen.

I didn't buy any bots.

Why would I do that? That's illegal.

I made $100 yesterday. Streams are slow every time.

How does it prove that I didn't buy the bots if it didn't make extra money? That makes no sense.

Well, I'm not the one buying the bots, so it doesn't matter if it made money or didn't make money.

I don't understand your logic.

It's obviously not me. I mean, look, I'm not even touching my computer.

Same person who did it to me on YouTube, remember?

I wouldn't risk losing my income by cheating because we all know how that turns out.

Because if I'm not touching my computer, how would I be able to buy bots? Obviously I'm not buying it.

Yeah, it's probably EDK, isn't it? He always does this stuff.

Well, you think I know anything about Bots. You know how technically

illiterate I am.

Come on, Ethereum, when you gonna rip?

Why ETH over Nvidia? I don't know, Nvidia's boring. Everyone's already in it. And Traveling Trader said to buy Bitmine Immersion because it's Tom Lee's fund, isn't it?

I think if gold gets to like 4,200-ish, I might sell because I would be up like £500 if it did that. I think the gold space is getting a bit crowded. When everyone's talking about gold, it's time to get out.

I mean, I'm already up £270.

That nearly makes up half of the losses of my CFD account.

I'm long and short at the same time. My theory is it goes up and then down, so I'll take profit on the longs and then leave my shorts open.

Well, it could go down and then up. October, they say, is volatile.

Well, if it goes up and then down, I'll sell my longs, keep my shorts. If it goes down then up, I'll sell my shorts and keep my longs.

Play both sides is how the rich stay rich.

I get my kick money tomorrow, £450.

Not bad.

I paid my electricity today, £150. I haven't even been in the house for 2 weeks. I can't believe I've been away 2 weeks.

It feels like I've been away for ages.

No, I don't really miss cooking. I've been enjoying my mum's lasagna. So cheesy and meaty.

Maybe I'll learn to make lasagna.

My favorite pastime?

Probably checking stocks. I love checking stocks.

I like it when the numbers go green.

No, I don't make pies anymore. It's too much work. I hate making dough. Makes such a mess.

Could just buy pre-made dough, but then you could just make it Buy a pre-made pie.

Just buy the pie then.

Yeah, my digestion's been fine. It's always fine.

I haven't even eaten anything.

I already shat out the lasagna from last night. I won't shit again until probably tonight.

Actually, I usually just shit once a day in the morning.

I don't remember shitting apart from in the morning.

Yeah, my mum gave me £10 because I bought her oat milk.

Coffee. I was looking at the new Tesla on the Tesla app. Looks so good. I started building my pre-order,

but the Model 3 Oh, the Model Y. I don't like the new Model Y design. It's got like this bar at the

front.

How much is it?

Holy shit, $7,000 down payment, $350 a month. What about cash?

Holy fuck,

damn, £61,000. It's got 360-mile range, 0-60 in 3 seconds. The Long Range rear-wheel drive has 387-mile range.

I get it in red. Oh yeah, look at that, looks like

a spaceship.

Get the 20-inch Helix wheels, tow hitch,

get autopilot for £6,800. But you're not even allowed to use it in

the UK.

£53,000 paid with Apple Pay.

I could drive all the way to Devon and back without charging.

400-mile range, that's insane.

I think electric cars are fun. You get to use state-of-the-art technology. Electricity is the future, just like first it was horses and then steam engine and then combustion engine.

I drove through Tenston yesterday. I saw the steam train.

Made me feel a bit emotional thinking that was the engine that powered the Industrial Revolution, and now it's just a relic, an ancient. Imagine if they actually carried on developing the steam engine with modern technology, how efficient they could have made it. Imagine like steam engine cars.

Yeah, I saw. Did you see it on the camera? I don't think you saw. It looked insane. You know those rickshaws in Japan where the Japanese men pull it. It was like that with one guy being pulled by a horse. It looks so funny. He was doing like 30 miles per hour.

I just thought if there was like a world where the combustion engine just was not possible physically and they had to keep using the steam engine, but they kept improving the steam engine, what would it look like? Like maybe they create some kind of fuel puck that burns for hours without having to shovel loads of coal.

And then instead of an exhaust, you've got like a chimney blowing out steam. That'd be so funny.

Alternate reality where a combustion engine just never gets invented.

Those steam trains look so funny with the chimney.

Yeah, Tenterden's cool because they got that steam train track that they preserve and run the train on,

and then they got the man opening and closing the gates manually by hand. That seems like a pretty nice job, just open and close the gates.

Imagine a city of steam engines all going— be so noisy. Imagine all the steam coming out, just be smog everywhere.

Better boring than stressful and boring. Easy and boring beats stressful and boring.

Delivery work was not exciting. Stressful and boring.

The worst thing is when you lose a parcel in the car, you can't find it, and then it pops up later, and then you go all the way back or just deliver it the next day. Happens so many times when you think you've ordered everything correctly and then you just can't find this one package because it slipped

under the chair or something.

It's the worst thing about the job. You got 100 parcels.

I've got Uber Eats on, but it's dead. I've had it on for an hour.

Well, bit mine up £20.

Don't know what to do today.

Uh, uh-huh.

Yeah, I kind of don't know why I came back home. I feel like I might as well have just gone all the way back to Devon.

I thought I want to see what it feels like when there's no one here.

I thought maybe I'd be invigorated to make a video, but I still can't be bothered. Oh, what? I got a letter.

I don't know what this is.

Oh, Barclays.

Your new payment plan is live. £1,000. For the iPhone.

Great. Yeah, well, I deserve a new phone. I've been using iPhone 12 Mini for 5 years.

I think it's about time I treat myself to the latest.

Oh, is that Dave Gibson's bag?

Yeah, the flies are gathering where that puke was.

Probably should give you soap and water.

Damn, look at that mess.

I don't want 17 Pro because it looks ugly. The iPhone Air looks the best.

Yeah, I still got the Flip. I'm using it now.

This is how I look like when I'm streaming.

It

stinks. I hope he didn't puke again. Oh, it's the cat food. It feels so dirty all the time.

I think the Flip 7 has been pretty useful. I can slot it into my bag strap and walk around Tesco's, no one knows I'm streaming. Not a single person has even looked at the phone, it's so discreet.

But when I walked around with my S10+ on my bag strap, I felt like everyone was looking at me.

Having a phone that can turn into a square, it's much better than just having a rectangle phone.

So it's probably paid for itself.

Missed— I missed the whole board.

Boomzai.

What was this?

Kinky. I think my sister had those masks because ages ago she did this murder mystery in the house and they were dressed up. I think she organized it all. She got an actor as well to host it. She had this like murder mystery party. 10 people came to the house. I think I was in Thailand.

The ceiling is such a mess, like brown stains around the corners. Paint's all cracking. I don't know why there's splodges of white paint everywhere. Why did someone just randomly splodge white onto the purple?

I remember when we had the house valued, The guy came in, had a look around. He said it would need a lot of fixing up, touching up.

It's a very old house.

These door frames are slightly yellow.

It's a very well-lived-in house.

They got sushi lanterns.

That's funny.

Fireplace is my favorite thing about the house. Really love having a fireplace.

So cozy.

How many viewers I got now?

Hope the sun comes out. I wouldn't mind going in the garden.

Massage table. Massage table turned into a baby changing table.

My YouTube play button.

Wow, Bitmine's ripping.

I'm up £25.

Entire portfolio is up £322, 6%.

Not bad.

I

need to pee.

Vale.

12 hours to go. Oh, Uber Eats.

£8.78 to deliver it where?

Is that Lenham? No, I'm not going out for £8.

The problem is, even if I accept it, by the time I get to the McDonald's,

unless they're still making— it says it takes 10 minutes to get to that McDonald's.

I don't know.

Now it says 13 minutes.

If it's like £15, I might do it.

If I get there and they say, oh, the food's gone cold, I'll say, can I have the cold one? I'm hungry. Oh wow, Bitmine's up £30 now.

Today's looking bullish. I'm up £330.

I'm up £31. Bit mine ripping.

I've got six thousand four hundred.

Nice. No no no no no no no nice.

So far this tax year, I've made £20,000.

Damn, and we're only halfway through.

Still got 6 months left. I've made $20,000 already.

I guess it depends how long Kick lasts, but at this rate I might make $40K. More likely $30K.

My mama said Dave Gibson peed in the bush.

Why is she telling me?

It's the same McDonald's.

It looks like it's in Lenham, the delivery place.

Nah,

although that's pretty cool. I could go McDonald's, deliver it, come back here, and then if another one pops up, just go out again.

I wish I was a bit closer to the McDonald's.

Oh, I'm up £40 on Bitmine.

Look at Bitmine ripping.

I'm up £80 today.

Oh yeah, today's Wednesday, isn't it? And then Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday.

The days go by fast.

Didn't want to do— wow, Bitcoin's ripping too.

Whoa, Ethereum $4,300, up 4%.

All-time high was 4,800 on Ethereum.

Damn.

All my investments there.

Gold, Bitmain Immersion, S&P 500,

and XLF.

That's my portfolio allocation. 57% gold, and then Ethereum, and then a couple ETFs.

I have very small voage because I was waiting for a pullback.

I don't know if I'm holding gold forever.

I don't know. Um.

Maybe I'd sell some if it gets over 4,000.

That's the tricky thing, isn't it? You get big gains, you're tempted to sell it, but the goal was you're supposed to be invested in it for the next 30 years.

Not selling every time it gets like a 20% gain,

but then you don't sell it and then it crashes and then lose all your gains.

Unless you're crazy like Michael Saylor and just keep buying more. No matter what it does.

Depends what your goal is, I guess. Long buy and hold long term or swing trade.

The problem is you need more money coming in from elsewhere to buy

whilst not needing to take the money out.

That's why the best investors are people who just invest on the side whilst doing their main job.

Very hard to just do investing on its own.

嗯。

Don't you think this is a bit harsh? Doing 71 on the motorway, disqualified for driving

at 71.

Driving at 71 despite 60 mph speed restriction,

plead guilty at court, fined £350, and disqualified from driving for 6 months. That's insane.

Look

at that car.

Yeah, when those variable speed limits come up,

you definitely don't want to mess around, even though people are doing like 85 or more normally.

But then when those temporary speed limits pop up on that overhead board—

6 months though.

How's he going to get to work and stuff?

I'd be fucked if I got disqualified for 6 months.

He was only going 10 miles over the limit.

Stupid. That's the same McDonald's.

Maybe it's just clickbait to make people scared.

They must be making so much money finding people.

How fast are police cars allowed to go if they're in an emergency? As fast as they want.

嗯。

Seems like a dick move though to make an article about it and then put the guy's whole name in the article as well.

What about privacy?

Better be careful.

This is the problem being an adult. There's so many temptations out there,

so many temptations to fight,

and then people get in trouble.

What to have for lunch? I wonder if my mum's got any of those Demaya noodles.

Not like me though. I never get in trouble. I do everything properly. I follow all the rules.

I didn't do nothing wrong.

I wonder what my dad's driving style was on the motorway. Do you think he stayed in the slow lane the whole time, or was he blitzing past everyone? I don't know, I think he always followed rules, so I think he would have stuck to 70.

I never really paid attention to when he was on the motorway.

I don't remember him being in the fast lane because the only time I was in the car with him on the motorway is when he came to pick me up from the airport.

Yep, back at 100 viewers.

I guess people came back.

They couldn't live without me.

Shudoiku. I don't understand shudoiku.

Complete the grid so each row Contains every digit 1 to 9. I don't get it.

Sounds boring.

Complete the grid column 3 by 3 box contains every digit 1 to 9. And just randomly write in every number that's not these 3 then.

Like this one, I just put 2, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9.

I don't get it.

Complete the grid so each row, column, and 3x3 box contains every digit 1 to 9.

Then look, I just put 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9.

Stupid puzzle.

BJ Cesspool Services.

BJ Cesspool. Why would you call your company BJ?

Maybe I'll buy a cesspool truck. DJ Cesspool Services. Barry Spicer.

Empty your cesspool and septic tank. Oh my God, imagine making a living collecting people's septic tank waste.

Gotta make money somehow.

I embarrassed my Johnson.

Josh Buggins.

Yeah, where are the jobs? They used to put jobs in the paper, didn't they?

Where are the noodles? Oh, why'd my mum get me Bombay Bad Boy? I don't like Bombay Bad Boy. I like beef and tomato.

What are these?

Bombay mix.

Mushroom hot pot.

Black fungus. Disgusting.

Trying black fungus.

Hmm, no noodles.

I want instant ramen, not like chow mein noodles.

I like this cup. His Lordship.

Milady.

What?

No instant ramen?

Oh, I guess that Bombay Bad Boy then.

Don't like Bombay Bad Boy.

The

house feels so empty without anyone.

All the flies.

2 here. Let those 2 out. 3 out.

That's 4 out.

4 flies out.

1, 2 over here.

Ah, they fly away when I open.

Oh, look at that!

So it's sucking the window.

All these stupid little life forms, so brain dead.

Might have to order some jasmine tea. Car's fully charged.

Hmm, lunch in 30 minutes.

A bit cold.

Being back home's gotten a bit boring now, to be honest.

At first I was like, oh, I'm back home, it's so weird,

and now it's kind of worn off.

Bison.

You heard I wasn't gonna pay rent from who? Because unless you heard it from me, then it's probably not true. That rhymed.

I'm curious what kind of mail I have waiting for me.

Nothing bad, I hope.

Eviction notice, speeding fine.

Car park fine from McDonald's.

You try and do everything properly and they still find ways to screw you, don't they?

So many ways they can screw you. Didn't pay that, didn't do this, did too much of that.

101 ways to get screwed over in life.

My deposit's about £1,100.

Deposit is held by a deposit holding company.

In Rotterdam, I didn't go through a real estate agency. I did it directly with the landlord, who turned out to be a bunch of scammers.

So in Rotterdam, the landlords had the deposit and then they ghosted me, pocketed all the money. £3,000.

I was paying £1,000 300 a month, I think, in that Rotterdam place, and it was shit.

It was because I had a short— it was like a 3-month contract because I didn't have a visa,

so they viewed me as basically just a tourist.

It wasn't really like a proper rental. I mean, there was a contract and everything.

Yeah, I mean, I did think about just booking a hotel, but a hotel would have been like 2,000 a month, and it would have been shitty little room with just a bed, no kitchen, tiny little mini fridge.

I wanted a house, like a proper place to live.

But for some reason, I didn't think about getting a place outside of the city because I didn't have transport, and Milo lived on the outskirts of the city.

And I wanted to live in the city because, you know, I still had memories of living in Japan, so I thought, I've got to live in the city.

That was just never going to work. I mean, what was the long-term plan? Well, just live in Netherlands, and then after Brexit,

I would only be able to stay there for 90 days. And then Mida's constantly going to Korea, and there's just no way it could have worked long-term with me. That's why you gotta date girls in your own country.

But how are you gonna live there? Either you get married or you gotta get a job so you get a work visa. That's why I'm done with dating international girls. I'm finished. I'm not dating a foreigner ever again.

It's just like, even if she didn't want to break up, how could we have done it? Let's go to Korea 3 months, then she comes to UK 3 months, and we'll go to Netherlands for 3 months. How are you supposed to create a home and a stable life?

The thing is, she didn't want that. She wanted life of adventure because she was young, like 25. 25, you don't really want to settle down, do you? But I was 30 and I was used to life being married.

I'm not interested in girls who are into travel because I don't want to travel.

I think it's a deal breaker for me. I do not want to get on a plane ever again.

My goal in life is to never get on a plane ever again. I'm done.

Fuck all that

messing

about with the visas. Plane tickets, visa runs. Oh God, no thanks.

I'm gonna embrace the life that I was trying so hard to escape from when I was younger.

I think there's a way to live in the UK that is actually very nice. Just don't live in a town or a city,

and life here is pretty good.

Get a car.

You don't need to make loads of money.

There's bad points in every country

if you look for them.

I've done all that traveling to other countries, getting married,

experiencing other cultures. I don't want to do that anymore. I'm bored of it.

I don't want to get married and then get a visa and be stuck in some foreign country.

I get homesick.

I always end up getting really homesick.

I miss the familiar sights and tastes of my country.

Sometimes I see these vans driving about, like Southwest Water. Southwest Electric, and I think it'd be cool if I get a job like that.

Study a course in water.

You drive up and down, you look at people's water pipes.

Looks easy.

My dream job's still investing, right? Click buttons, make money from your home.

Don't need people.

I think what would be a cool idea is you buy one of those huts.

I think they're called shepherd's huts. You put it in the garden, rent it. I mean, not rent it, but you, um, charge £100 a night. People can stay in it.

Put it on Booking.

Breakfast included.

Rent out the garage, put a mattress in it. £50 a night.

Buy shepherd's hut.

East Sussex Shepherd Huts, £23,000.

Holy fucking shit,

they look nice though.

Look like that. You put that in the garden.

Let's say it's £23,000 investment. You charge £120 a night. Say you book 20 nights a month. You make £2,400 a month. In 2 years, you make £57K.

It will take,

it will take 9 months to break even. Okay, you got to pay tax and everything, obviously.

And what else you got to pay for? Electricity. You'll get towels and soaps and stuff.

Charge 120 a night. If it's booked every night, 3,600.

Put on booking.

Maybe you can like, um, cut a hole in the bush over there. And create its own private driveway.

Let's go have a look.

My business idea.

I need to pee.

It's cold.

I'm just trying to think how can trolls mess with it though, which is what they're going to do, isn't it?

I mean,

biggest risk is some troll books it. And then writes a negative review.

Fucking trolls mess with everything I do, don't they?

Do you need planning permission to get one of those shepherd huts?

I mean,

you could put it here, couldn't you? It easily fit there in that corner.

And then what you do is you cut a hole in this bush, make a separate driveway entrance,

and then you could brick over this bit, make it into a car park.

So cut a hole in that bush, make a separate entrance, and then create a driveway in this bit, like part of the car here, and then create a footpath.

The path would lead here, and then you put the shepherd's hut in this little,

little bit here.

Put shepherd's hut there,

and then maybe create some higher bush so there's privacy for them.

Charge £100 a night, that's £3,000 a month. Break even, 10, 10 months, make £20K.

What do you think

of my business idea?

Fence it all off so it's like its own little private area.

I see. I've booked places like that before. I booked places like that last month. It's just like some farm or some area, someone's house, and then on their property they put a little lodge or hut.

Oh God, it's raining. Fucking hell, can't even come outside for 2 minutes.

Yeah, I guess you need planning permission.

Plus it would cost a lot of money as well to make a driveway, probably like £5,000. I'm inspired by Clarkson's Farm. You gotta spend money to make money, and all chaos is content.

Now how do you protect it from trolls though?

Trolls are gonna be writing fake reviews, aren't they?

Yeah, but they would leave the reviews on Booking as well, wouldn't they?

I mean, they don't even have to come. They can just pay the money, book it, not come, and then leave a negative review.

That's the problem when they— when you got a new a new thing to, to put on Booking, you start off, you don't have any reviews. I would never book a place that doesn't have any reviews, even if it's only got 5 or 10 reviews. I wouldn't book it. I'd only book it if it's got hundreds of good

reviews. So how do you get started?

Damn, how many was that? That must have been 20.

Didn't that Fun for Louis guy do something like that? He took one of his old buses that he, he renovated, some bus, and put it in a friend's field. And then put it on Airbnb, but apparently they shut it down, so maybe it didn't make money.

I don't know why that Fund for Louise like randomly bought a land— bought a piece of land in where? Peru, like some South American middle of nowhere jungle. They kept saying anyone lives in like a commune.

They just got shipping container and like a random bus. That he shipped over from the UK to live in Peru. Isn't he scared he's gonna get organ harvested by the cartel or something?

I haven't checked his channel in ages. Last time I watched Fun for Louis, he was doing an electric motorbike tour to Italy.

All these videos are just like, um, product placements for things like Jackery power bank or DJI.

No,

he brought his school bus. Because he had like a school bus that he renovated and he was driving it around in America, and I guess he drove it down into South America.

Uh, Guy, he used to be friends with, uh, Sam Pepper. Sam Pepper was in a few of Fun for Louis videos.

I remember Fun for Louis, and he was friends with Alfie Deyes, and then they made a video with Jamie Oliver when Jamie Oliver made a YouTube channel.

Raining. Can't even have some fun in the garden.

Yeah, a lot of these celebrities made channels, like Will Smith, Jack Black,

Russell Brand.

Uh, raining.

Tree is nature's umbrella.

A lot of farms nowadays have some kind of converted barn or stable.

I've stayed on quite a few.

Farmers becoming real estate agents, it's kind of funny.

Make more money, I guess. Less work as well than managing animals.

I mean, horses don't make any money, do they? So you might as well just turn the stables into a cottage, charge £200 a night.

I think I spent £3,000 on hotels whilst I was looking for a rent— rental place.

Stupid flies.

Too much work, isn't it? You need to get a professional come in and like create plans with you and survey the land and then quote you a price. And then you got to get people in to create a driveway

and do the brickwork.

I mean, who else is going to do it? You? And then you got to make a council planning application.

Location. And then you've got to get the shepherd's hut. It's like a lot of money before you start making money, and then you're not even guaranteed it's going to make money. You might only get booked 10 days out of the month.

Pretty risky, isn't it?

Not easy,

and it's all got to be up to standards.

Can't accidentally be

doing something dangerous,

get sued.

A

lot of

responsibility.

Cheers.

Making money is not easy.

Either you gotta pay a lot of money to provide something of value to someone, or spend a lot of money and time learning a skill that can help someone, or create a product.

Or just get a job, work for someone.

That's how most people do it.

The deck counter is not on the screen because I'm using my IRL setup, which doesn't have the deck counter on it. The deck counter is on the laptop, Streamlabs. I'm not typing out all the text on my phone screen.

Do you know how irritating it is to set up overlays on the phone

compared to doing it on a computer? Not using this laptop setup because for some reason it doesn't work very well. Keeps disconnecting. It keeps— remember it kept saying I'm offline and I kept losing all my viewers? I stopped using the laptop setup and now it's perfect. Not a single offline thing.

I stopped using the laptop setup and everything's just gone way better, but I haven't remade the overlays because I can't be bothered.

Ugh, spat on myself.

Yeah, bitrate's not great, but at least it doesn't disconnect. This is all I care about.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Need a Starlink,

put it on the roof.

But what happens when it's cloudy? Sure, it's better than this though.

Oh.

How many was that?

Are these lavenders supposed to be purple?

Oh God, you people are so intrusive. Can't just mind your own fucking business.

Getting annoying.

If I said I'm not going to talk about it, it means I'm not going to talk about it. Stop asking,

a bunch of children.

Do you think if you just keep asking it over and over and over again I'll eventually answer? Because I won't.

It doesn't answer anything, fucking moron.

Like, what's the point asking a question where the answer is obviously gonna be a no?

Like, how fucking stupid are you? So it's saying, Daniel, did you commit the murder? Like, even if I did commit the murder, obviously I'm not going to say, oh yeah, it was me. Are you fucking stupid? Of course I'm gonna deny it, fucking dumbass. So why even bother asking the fucking question in the first place?

How fucking thick are you? No, I didn't buy the fucking bots, and even if I fucking did, obviously I'm not gonna say yes, I bought them, you fucking knobhead. Are you Fucking stupid.

Even if it was me, which I'm not saying it was because I didn't buy them, I'm not gonna say that I bought them, you fucking moron. Fucking hell, you're so stupid. So why ask the question in the first fucking place, you fucking idiot? God, you're a bunch of fucking thick pieces of shit. Sacks of shit with no

fucking brains, what you are. Shut the fuck up asking stupid fucking questions. No, I didn't buy the fucking bots, okay?

Jesus Christ, people get on my nerves.

You think I'm gonna say, oh yeah, I bought the bots and then get in trouble? Dumb fucking question.

Why the fuck would I admit to it?

God, people are so fucking stupid.

Obviously I didn't buy them. Same person who bought them when I was streaming on YouTube.

Stupid fucking— why do I have such fucking thick as shit viewers? I don't get it. Where are your brains?

Are you really that dumb to ask me a question where the only answer I can give is to deny it?

Why have I had such stupid viewers? You guys are fucking so fucking thick.

As if I'd tell you if it starts doing anything wrong.

I'm not that dumb.

Sack of shit-brained people you are.

We're not rich. This house was built in the '50s.

We didn't just move into this house yesterday and pay a million pounds for it. Generational wealth.

Back in the '50s, anyone could buy a piece of land and build a house on it.

People see my house like, oh wow, he's rich. No, my granddad just built a house when it was really cheap to do so, and then we moved in after he died and we bought the house out.

House was worth like 100K back then.

Yeah, only be rich if we We sold it.

My mum didn't do nothing. She works hard to help my dad pay off the mortgage. The fuck are you talking about?

And she worked hard raising a family and giving birth to 2 children.

How are you talking about did nothing?

You try having 2 children and pushing out your hole.

Holy shit, are you counting that? Tell me you counted. That must have been

20 joining Manchester United things. I've got mud all over me now.

Da da da da da da do do do do do. My favorite kick is the side of the foot kick. You go like that, and then onto the knee.

The inner inner foot kick is trickier for control.

Uh, stupid rain ruining my football session.

They put that cheap American-style roofing stuff on the conservatory roof, that shitty roofing that Americans do where it's like thin pieces of fake-looking tiles made out of plastic.

Or is it actually tiles?

I don't know, it feels like plastic.

Or is it just— I don't know,

kind of looks like fake, like fake plastic effect.

Now that's real roof tiles. My granddad did that.

My dad built— actually, wait, my dad built that, not my granddad. My dad built the whole kitchen extension. Whoops,

my bad, I nearly gave credit to the wrong person. Yeah, my dad built the whole kitchen extension and the conservatory, so that's my dad's brickwork. And then the main house, my granddad's brickwork.

Work. It looks like the bricks for the main house are actually bigger than the bricks for this extension.

Like, the main house is all done by my granddad, and then this was my dad's work.

It's funny, the bricks such a— oh look, Mr. Meow Meow. The brick's such a brittle material, you can like smash it and it'll just crumble, but then it holds up for decades as a building.

Don't hiss at me! The fuck are you hissing at me for?

What? Why'd you hiss?

It's my garden too, you know.

I don't know why he likes hissing at people recently.

Really weird.

I think he's going around there. I'll sneak up on him the other way.

He thinks he owns this land. He thinks it's his territory. He doesn't realize he's a guest. He's only allowed here because of our grace.

There he is. I'm gonna go around this way, sneak up on him. He's doing his patrol.

Hi there.

Is he coming?

Why would I pay rent to my mum when I'm not living here?

He's gonna come around here. Watch.

Why would I help with food or bills? I've only been here a week. What the fuck are you on about?

Why would I pay for anything? I'm not even living here.

Talking like I moved back in permanently.

I don't know what's wrong with your brain sometimes.

All dumb as fuck.

Whoa, the guy just skidded around the corner. Did you hear that? Noob.

Where's Pushkin? Imagine he snuck up on me.

Imagine the police— when I phoned the police, he said, why do people hate you? And I was like, I don't know. Imagine he sees the clip of me just raging at everyone. Why are you stupid sack of shit, dumb fucking moron. And he's like, hmm,

why do people hate you so much? And I'm like, I don't know, I didn't do anything wrong.

I just called them all fucking stupid, useless, dumb sacks of shit with no brains.

Where is he? He outsmarted me.

Why are there little brick things everywhere? How many brick ovens did they build?

I think Dave Gibson likes doing that, making little brick ovens.

What a

rabbit. I can't even have a walk, stupid rain.

My back still hurts.

Like, half my pot noodle.

嗯嗯啊啊。

Oh, houses are nice, aren't they? Blocks the wind, blocks the rain, nice and warm.

Ah, it's a big fuck you to the wind constantly blowing at me. Constantly raining on it.

Bombay bad boy.

Uh, smells like curry.

Bombay, very nice time of year.

Well, hell, hell. What if I put carbonated water in the pot noodle? Fizzy pot noodle.

I don't know why my mum keeps getting me Bombay Bad Boy. She did it last time as well. It's probably the worst flavor out of all of them.

How does she not know I like beef and tomato?

At least she knows I like pot noodle,

but she doesn't know what flavor I like.

Everyone knows what flavor I like.

Because if people are going to take the time to snoop on my streams, They should at least know what I like and dislike,

but that's not the reason they're snooping, is it?

Come on, market, rip!

How many views I got? Whoa, 175! Famous again,

just how it's supposed to be.

They sell Pot Noodle merch on Amazon, don't they? That's definitely where I got it.

Oh,

oh God,

no, I'm not going to Japan ever again.

I hate Japan now. I don't even like it. The sight of a Japanese city makes me depressed. It's just endless gray buildings and gray roads and miserable looking people

and women thinking that anyone that looks their way is trying to perv on them. You like walk down the street with a camera and they start running. You know how many times I was streaming down the street and a woman was coming the other way and she thought I was perving and like she ran to the other

side of the street with her face covered? It was so annoying. I'm not trying to film you, bitch. I'm just streaming.

You know those girls standing around outside, uh, in the evening with those signs because they're trying to get you into their pub? And then you walk past them, they all cover their face with the sign. No one's trying to look at your stupid face. They're so irritating. I'm not trying to film you, you're just in my shot.

They're so annoying. Like, they think they're so such hot stuff. If you're such hot stuff, why are you on the street holding a sign instead of being with a man of quality who just pays everything for you? Why the fuck are you standing on the street in the evening

being a human signpost then? If you're so beautiful, why can't you get a boyfriend who pays for you then? No one trying to film you, bitch.

Fucking entitled, these women. Think everyone's trying to be a perv.

They're all like, yeah, just because they're women.

I think they're like, everyone's— every guy's prey. And they're like, I mean, every guy's preying on them, and then they're the innocent little bunny rabbit prey in danger. No one cares.

Hated it. And walking around trying to stream and people, women, like running

as if I'm some kind of perv with a camera.

I wouldn't even want to film you.

You're not that good looking. Sorry to break it to you.

It's a public place. I have the right to film.

Japanese women are annoying.

I never want to set foot in a Japanese city ever again. They're so miserable. Everything's just gray and white. The buildings just like gray boxes.

Japanese old men grumpy. All the time spitting everywhere.

Women all act like they're beautiful 10 out of 10s being preyed upon when they're not. Not even a 3 out of 10, most of them.

All the nice places like Kyoto are completely packed with tourists. Prices are insane as well. Like, you try and get lunch in Kyoto, it's like ¥2,000 for some stupid rice and eel bowl.

The food's all boring after a while. It's all just, I don't know, udon this and ramen that and gyudon this.

Gudon on that bullseye.

The rural areas, what's the point? It's just rice fields and mountains. There's nothing there. Random shrine.

Everywhere you go, you got 7-Eleven, Lawson, you get the same boring microwave burger.

I'm so fed up of Japan.

I never want to go again.

At this moment, 60 million Japanese women let out a sigh of relief. I shall spare them

the wrath of Daniel.

Mizuki was the last victim.

There's Bombay Bad Boy Yellow.

I'm so gonna splash this on my white t-shirt, aren't I?

Uh, I just know I'm gonna splash it.

Yeah, beer always gets mad when I start ranting about Japan.

Not bad.

Maybe you can get used to this. It's a bit spicy.

No, I just— I like the UK lifestyle more now, you know, with the rolling hills and the nice brick houses. And fish and chips.

I just wouldn't really want to go back to Japan.

I don't like

the

vibes.

Bombay Bad Boy, not bad.

Bomb boy, bum boy, good boy. More like,

um.

Everything

is closed. Imagine summertime would be lots of people.

Wow, they're at some pier.

The weather always spoil everything.

I should have gone with them. IRL

stream.

I've got a stream snipe my mum.

Oh,

it's so

spicy.

Oh,

very spicy.

I'm gonna get diarrhea.

Bum boy, bad boy.

Oh, let be liberate.

Hell,

he wants a Blue Pro Kit Pro Kit. The hell is that?

One Blue Pro Kit Pro Kit and 10 Stella Artois.

Is that a vape?

Where is it?

Dimchurch.

That's quite far.

Blue Pro Kit.

E-cigarette. They sell them at— do they sell them at Tesco?

BlueProKitTesco.com.

I don't know,

I'd have to go to Ashford and then further down,

and the address is pointing into the middle of a field. Kind of weird.

Can't be bothered.

Yeah, the spice makes me all snotty.

Oh, I do not like this flavor.

I feel

like I'm getting diarrhea already. Ah,

my

stomach hurts.

Usually I drink the soup. I can't, it's too spicy.

The reason why it's the same chatters is because even though I'm getting hundreds of new followers and fans, you've got to be followed for a week until you can chat. That's why no new people are chatting.

I did that to stop trolls making new accounts,

so if they want to troll, they've got to wait a week.

And if you were a true fan, how come you've not been following for a week already?

Not really a true fan then, are you?

Oh,

I'm sick of this. It just tastes like drinking chili powder. I didn't get any stains on my t-shirt. Nice.

My number 2 watched clip. I don't even know. I thought it was Bong Bong when I was perving at Bong Bong.

Her hot body strewn across the floor with flies crawling on it.

Oh yeah,

bong bong number one.

Okay,

what's number 2 now?

Thanks for telling me.

I miss my fresh mint flavor.

Where's everyone tuning in from tonight?

Like and

subscribe.

Welcome to the channel, new viewers. My name is Jason Ford.

I make burping and vomiting in my mouth content.

Yeah.

The one thing that really triggers me when normies get exposed to my channel through, I don't know, like a Toki Tom video, they always say, how does he have so much money to travel to Japan all the time? It must be his rich parents.

No, you fucking moron, I make money off YouTube, dumb sack of shit. I've got 40 million views on YouTube. They own nothing. You think I'm doing this for free? Obviously I make money off YouTube, or did.

Ever since 2018, people have always been like, oh, how does he afford to go traveling all the time? Because I make fucking money on YouTube, you fucking idiot. Didn't get any money from my parents.

What, you think they were like, oh, here Daniel, have $10K, go have a nice time in Japan? No, you fucking idiot. I grinded hard on YouTube and I made quality content. I made a quarter of a million dollars off my YouTube channels. And then the stupid idiots think I didn't make any money. Stupid fucking morons.

People actually think I don't make any money on YouTube. He only gets X amount of views, he can't be making that much. How the fuck would you know? Make more than you, bitch.

They think if you're not getting millions of views, then you can't be making any money. They're stupid fucking idiots, don't know nothing, and then run their mouths like they know anything about anything.

I was making thousands of dollars every month on YouTube.

Uber,

£13.

Uh, it's like the Amazon warehouse area.

Nah, I can't be bothered doing delivery today.

Yeah, but they made their money getting a job. I made my money making stupid clickbait dumb fucking videos for low effort and streaming showing my feet,

and I traveled the world.

Had wives in every country. They just wage slave some boring stupid job

whilst I sat on the beach sipping my piña colada.

And then they got the nerve to accuse me of being bankrolled by my mum and dad.

I've been traveling to Japan since 2010.

It was only since 2017 that it was funded by YouTube.

Also, it's not that expensive to go to Japan. You just stay in a guest house, or you get a girlfriend, you move in with girlfriend. Food's dirt cheap in Japan.

Get a bag of bean sprouts for ¥20,

put in some noodles, get some kimchi,

so ¥50 meal.

It's just as I've gotten older, I don't want to live in a guest house anymore. I've got standards.

I would not want to live in anywhere less than a semi-detached house.

I'm not sharing my bathroom with 100 people ever again.

I don't get how people think though. I mean, everyone knows that the successful YouTubers are multi-multi-millionaires.

So even if you have half a percentage of that success, you're going to make half a percentage of multiple millions, which is

Pretty good money.

You don't need to be in the top 1% to live off YouTube, you know.

People so dumb.

Yeah, you can live off YouTube with only getting less than 10K views a video

if you're good with money and live frugally.

Internet audiences are the thickest group of people on the whole internet,

getting farmed by creators. Masses of people just getting farmed like a bunch of cattle for clicks.

Farmed, fucked, and scammed.

Buy my merch, sign up to my Patreon, suck my cock.

I'm just telling you the truth. Don't hate me, hate the game.

Yeah, finally my, my value as a streaming powerhouse being recognized. About fucking time.

I miss my mango vape.

I didn't bring with me.

This reminds me of the time everyone kept calling me a leech.

Because I just stayed in Chihiro's apartment not working. But I was working, I was streaming and making videos, and I was making triple her income. And then they had the nerve to disrespect my earning potential and earning power.

You think I'm sitting here getting 50K views a video making no money? Call me a leech, you bitch.

I was bringing in 75% of the bread.

Well, Chihiro is working hard every day whilst you just sit around doing nothing.

Well, that's her choice, isn't it?

She didn't have the ability to bring in the money I could bring in on YouTube. That was my special ability.

You try and do it then.

You think anyone can do it? Okay, you try it then. If it's so easy, you do it.

I made that little apartment famous. Millions of people saw the inside of that little apartment. It's probably the most famous apartment in that whole area now.

And some little old Japanese woman's living there now, probably all alone,

widowed. Kids probably live in Tokyo,

living behind the hospital.

That's where they're going to end up, across the street.

I saw so many dead bodies being carried out the back of that hospital on a stretcher with a blanket over it.

I hated it, living behind a stupid hospital.

No, I find the majority of Japanese people live very sad lives in little tiny shoeboxes.

Whilst British people were living it up in big country estates with cars.

Prawn cocktail 6-pack, cheese and onion 6-pack, 2 B&H Gold 20-pack, Smirnoff Red Label vodka, Harleys Chardonnay. Damn, £32.

Why is the map showing a field where they live? Well, they want it delivered to a field.

It's near Hastings. Get out of here.

Not going to Hastings.

50 minutes drive. Jesus.

That will take me 2 and a half hours.

I don't know if it's this house or that house. It just shows the middle of a field.

I'll do 37 minutes to Tenterden Tesco

and then 35 minutes to the house. It'll take ages,

although the shopping list is quite easy. Crisps, B&H Gold, Smirnoff. Tesco will have that easily. Oh, it's taken already. Didn't even get to decide. I was thinking maybe I could Take 2 hours though, wouldn't it? £32 though.

I like the disabled man that I, I've delivered to twice now. He's nice.

I like it when the shopping list is easy and it's in Tesco's. Do you remember the other one? What was it called?

Um, Sea Casket Barrel Whiskey, something like that. I had to go to Waitrose, didn't I? No, I had to go to Morrison's because they didn't sell it at Tesco. It was annoying.

Wow, 300 viewers.

Ripping.

Gold's ripping too. Look. Whoa.

I'm up £30 on Bitmine. Look,

Bitmine. £30, 3% up.

Only thing letting me down is financials. Financials not doing well.

See, you never give up when it comes to investing. That's why people who say, oh, why haven't you learned your lesson? You don't know how to make money. Yes, I do. And if I give up, then obviously I'm not going to make any money. Never give up.

These people, their biggest fear is that you actually get good at it, because then they'll be like, oh damn, how come he's good at it but I'm not? And then they get all inferiority complex.

They feel good when you suck at it, but if you actually got good at it It's like their worst nightmare because they're jealous.

Human's biggest fear is other people's success. Because it makes them feel like a loser.

They want you to fail so they feel good about themselves.

We're a sad, horrible species.

They want to drag you down to their level.

Yeah, I will buy gaming PC. Abundance mindset, power stance.

What if I buy the PC, build it, and then I sell it for profit

and start my own PC building company?

嗯嗯嗯嗯。

Yeah, I'm waiting for October 7th for the Prime date, and then I'll get it on 4-year finance plan, 20% APR.

What was it? £70 a month? That's nothing.

Yeah, I'll be overpaying by £1,000, but 4 years?

I'll make £100K in 4 years. Who cares about overpaying £1,000? I get it now. I only pay £70 a month.

It will last 10 years.

Future-proof it by getting the RTX 5090.

Quad fans, super silent PSU, super silent CPU cooler.

I think I'll schedule exercise for 3 PM. I need to digest my food for energy.

I'm up £33 on Bitmine.

Ethereum's ripping.

Tom Lee's gonna make me rich.

Play Assassin's Creed Shadows maxed out graphics.

Can take you to Osaka, Amagasaki.

It's all in the game.

They got all the real places in Assassin's Creed Shadows. They got Lake Biwa, they got Obama City, got Kyoto. But for some reason Kyoto's a burning ruin in the game. Don't know what happened. Don't really know much about Japanese history apart from they just kept fighting each other.

Nobunaga.

They even got Tachibana and Fukushima in the game. They got Osaka Castle got burnt down like 10 times.

I hate all the flashback levels and all the cutscenes. Takes like an hour or two to actually get into the main meat of the game. I hate Ubisoft. Ubisoft suck.

I hate, I hate the gameplay style.

I hate their storytelling style as well. It's always flashbacks after flashbacks.

Oh, I might have some

Wafers. Uber Eats, £13. Damn,

imagine they paid me £20, then I might do it.

£13.50 to take a McDonald's all the way to Aylesford.

Nah, I can't be bothered.

It's so funny I can get Uber Eats from— I mean, Uber Eats from my house.

I used to do that before and it would never show up anything.

I'm up £35 on Bitmine,

up £320 my portfolio.

Who wants to join Trading212 with my referral link here?

If you sign up to Trading212 and you verify your identity and fund your account, we both can get fractional shares worth up to £100.

It's free money.

I wonder if my sister would sign up for it.

Promise her husband hates Trading 212. He thinks they're a scam website because they make money off your trades.

Everything makes money off your trade. What do you mean?

How can you make a trade without the trading platform not making money off your trades? That's the whole— they're not doing it for free.

What's wrong with that? Everyone's out there to make money off of you.

I don't see the problem. What's the problem if they make some money off of my trade? So what?

Doesn't mean they're evil. Everything's making money off you. Every single product you buy or own, service you pay for, making money off you.

But it seems like he really hates these trading apps like eToro and stuff.

I love Trading 212. I think it's great.

If you take a bad trade and lose money, I don't think it's Trading 212's fault. It's your fault because you were stupid.

It's like you can't blame Guinness if you get addicted to Guinness beer.

You don't want £300? All you gotta do is sign up.

Back when my channel was more popular, In 2020 when I was really into investing, I used to share my Freetrade link. I got so many viewers to sign up to Freetrade. I think I got hundreds of dollars in, uh, free shares.

I lost it all though.

Maybe I get my mum to sign up to it.

She'll think it's a scam.

She's probably scared of stocks after she knows what happened to me.

Yeah, one person has bad luck with it— me. And then people think, oh, investing's a scam just because one person didn't do very well doing it.

What? Back down to 56 viewers? Where'd all my new fans go?

Where all my fans at? The fuck?

Useless bastards. Well,

you could just put £10 in it and then take it back out again. You don't have to spend it.

Loads of people on my Discord made big money on stocks, like Chosen.

Wasn't Chosen at like $200,000?

I'm pretty sure Eugene's done pretty well.

He got dividend stocks.

The problem is it's hard not to get greedy.

You start dreaming of having like 100x gain with some stupid crypto thing or meme stock and you get greedy, you put too much money into it, and then you get wiped out. The greed is what got me. Everyone kept saying BNGO to $100, and I was like calculating how much money I would make if it did get

to $100. I started salivating.

Uh, it's lunchtime. Obviously people went for lunch. That's why my viewers dropped. You can't expect people to be here the whole day, can you?

Why is Pushkin sitting at the door?

I saw him by the door. Where'd he go? Oh, there he is.

Is that

a fly?

Flies can get drowned in Bombay Bad Boys.

Think. There he is.

Should we hide from him? Hide, hide.

Ah, cool. Yeah,

he said hello.

Er, fly. Is it dead?

Drowned in Bombay Bad Boy sauce.

What a way to go.

Wow, he doesn't play anymore.

Ah, oh, Danish butter cookies.

Mm, I like the pretzel one with the sugar lumps.

Perfetto,

perfetto.

But, but, uh,

Danish biscuit.

Maybe I'll give Pushkin a meat stick.

Oh God, it stinks. How do they like this?

Oh God, oh

God, it stinks so bad.

Can you smell it?

How do they like that smell?

Bite it. You got to bite it.

Bite it. Stop licking it. Oh my God.

Yeah, he figured it

out.

Bite it, clever boy.

Didn't even say thank you.

The thing I like about Revolut is that if you don't have any money in the Revolut and you signed up to services with it, they can't take any money out because there's no overdraft. And with my other bank's got overdraft, so even if there's no money in it and I've signed up to a subscription that I forgot

about, they end up taking the money.

Unless I max out the overdraft, I guess.

So I always subscribe to things with my Revolut and always have no money in it.

Genius.

All these stupid companies that I signed up to keep trying to take money out, but there's no money in it.

Like Thai friendly kept trying to take £100 out of my account.

Ha ha! Daniel wins again.

Oh oh oh oh.

Ah, jasmine tea with biscuit.

Nothing beats it.

I secretly learned to show man. See, guys still going at it. And then I went to real North Korean restaurants to try ordering in North Korean, and things got a little messy. But first, a huge thanks to Quillbot for sponsoring this video. Yeah, thanks a bunch. Much better. So download Quillbot for. Oh, come here. 고맙습니다. 그게 손은

진짜 예니까? 네. 뭐는 했던 거? 아, 뭐야? 오 이거 매발어? 양형 매발요? 매발요? 야. 어 어 어 매일? 어 네? 어 전 좋아합니다.

This guy's such a scammer. He says, "I ordered in North Korean." He's just speaking normal Korean.

Obviously, North Korean people understand normal Korean.

네일 조금 뭐예요? 네운 조금 이니까. He can't even say it's a little bit. Spicy. Say chok meow. Why is he like meow?

Shut the fuck up. This guy's such a fucking fraud. Yeah, he's good at speaking Chinese, but he sucks at all the other languages. Have you seen his video where he's speaking Thai? All he says is like khob khun ka, sawadee ka,

raw mak mak. He says most basic stuff, and he's like, oh, I Shock them with my perfect Thai. Shut the fuck up.

He's saying the most basic stuff, like

"마시습니다, 저は 합니다." That's like basic stuff everyone learns in the beginning.

미구게서 미구게서 왔습니다. 하지마 미구는 아니입니다. 미구는 아니입니다. 저는 남조선 저는 남조선의 저은 저은입니다. His Korean's so bad. 저는 저는입니다. 네네네. His Korean's so bad. It's terrible. Mine's way better. 공보 오세요. 공보. 공보. 공보 말래. 저その

말. This guy is so annoying. 아니지다 아니지다. 공보 올마 올마도 간.

Yeah, day dong 네. gang, day dong gang, mei ji. 공망해서 감冒해서 감방 감방

감방해서 전국 가고 다시미 다시미야 다시미야 진진부에서 왔는데 진부에서 진부 와 와 다가지 부록고 부록고 나도 그네. 나도 그네. 그게서 와주면 평양 평양 어 평양에서 신이 가신이 가 아 내가 알렸지 어 또 또 알렸고 한국 말 한국 말아

I thought he was saying goodbye, but things were not over. Good evening. 저는 솔에서 저은입니다. 저은 first dance. 저는 저는 평양가와지 평양 그 평양가와 아서식습니다. 평양가와지네. 너무

So cringe watching this.

Yeah, yeah, you are. Challenge. Uh, 이 분이 가. He took me to the subway, but a card was required, so he took me to a nearby convenience store to buy the card. But I didn't have cash. 차드이 오니 캐시. Ah, cash. ATM? 보니다. 보니다. 네 카터 카터도 뭔가 건게. 이 수랑 오고냐? 네 근데 안 주게. Okay. 고맙습니다.

It's so nice. Really, I I appreciate it so much. Thank you so much.

韓国, 한국, 한국, 한국을 이면에 자나 뭐 오신 줄 아니 오신 줄 아니 이 분이 그 집치가 집치다 보이니까 이면에 또 yeah, Hi, Hi. Filming as well. All the staff are. You know, are are still in the system, like as North Koreans. We're gonna try

and see what happens and see if I can actually order. He looks like American Chris Broad, but not as fat. He really has Chris Broad vibes, but not British.

Such rubbish.

He's got 1.6 billion views. Ah, sickening.

He's such a fraud.

So this is clickbait titles work, I guess. And I guess the content doesn't really matter because it

matches the title enough for it to pass.

I hate these polyglot people. They think they're so cool because they speak multiple languages and they basically suck at all of them

apart from maybe one. Like, they're really good at one and then they suck at all the rest.

There's probably a lot of people annoying like, oh, do I dream in 5 different languages? No one fucking cares

what you dreaming,

just bragging about speaking different languages.

Yeah, but I don't brag about it, do I? My Korean and my Thai is way better than that Xiaoman NYC.

He doesn't even speak Japanese, does he? I speak 4 languages.

I actually forgot nearly all my Thai.

I still remember a lot of the Korean though.

Korean's pretty easy.

Korean's way easier than Thai. I'd say Thai is the most difficult one I tried to learn.

Because the grammar system is so different to Korean and Japanese.

They don't seem to have past tense or present tense.

I only learn a language if I have a girlfriend that speaks it. Otherwise, why bother? Although I never learned Dutch because Mida spoke English.

I never learned French either. If they speak English, there's no point.

I might learn a couple words here and there.

But in the end, it's all a waste of time.

Not going to make you any money. And then when you break up, you never speak that language ever again. Like, I'm never going to use Thai again. I'm never going to use Korean again.

Never going to use Japanese again, am I?

Unless you randomly come across one of these people outside and they don't speak English.

I never saw any Japanese tourists in Devon.

A phone error.

Uh, I'm bored.

I already went outside, I played football, and then it started raining.

There's the B livery, but it's the same person that popped up before with the blue, blue Pro Kit, Pro Kit,

but someone else took it before. And he wanted a beer as well. Maybe he got the beer but didn't get the vape. Where'd you buy a blue Pro Kit? Pro Kit?

嗯。

I may be a bastard, but he is my father and Rob is my brother. I'm a bastard.

You bastard.

So on my journey to learn all of the languages in the world, the easiest addition wasn't French or Spanish, but rather surprisingly, it was Indonesian. Despite how difficult different it is from English, once you try learning this outrageously elegant language, you will very quickly be asking yourself, why don't all languages work like this? In most languages, verbs

change a lot. So in English, we have I eat, but we also have I ate. And in supposedly easy languages like Spanish, you have literally dozens of conjugations per verb, which all need to be memorized. But in Indonesian, there's only one form per verb. But how will I know if something happened in the past or present if

the verb doesn't change? Based on context! Rather than saying I am working tomorrow, or I worked yesterday, you simply say I work tomorrow. Or I work yesterday. And somehow, despite verbs not arbitrarily— that's what Thai is like. Hundreds of millions of people in Indonesia are able to understand each other without a problem. And so many other things

about this language make words ridiculously easy to remember. Indonesian doesn't have grammatical genders. Yeah, but it sounds dumb. Imagine you say I eat now, I eat tomorrow, I eat yesterday. It sounds stupid. I work now. I work yesterday. I work tomorrow. It sounds like caveman language.

English still best language.

Got one word for I, one word for you.

Easy.

How's he doing?

Pushkin, hello there. He wants his chair, doesn't he?

Jump, jump. Oh, he nearly stood on 2 legs. Pushy.

Oh, the laptop's in the way, is it?

There you go.

He thinks the gaming mat is his bed.

Okay, I moved the laptop. Oh,

here, I've cleared it.

Get the laptop out of the way.

Why does he like sitting there?

Pushkin's been the best bit about coming home.

You're just gonna sleep like that with your feet hanging off?

Now I can't use my laptop.

He

heard me.

I'm just gonna knock everything off my table.

Well, I should just sit here doing nothing.

This is better than the job centre.

He wants to hang out with Uncle Daniel.