Kick Livestreams/getting ridiculous.... 2025-10-11 18_59 [cacdc47e-getting-ridiculous] 480p

No, it's not girl drama.

I've got to choose my words very carefully.

Testing. Oh God, is my phone even charged? It better be fucking charged.

At least something's right.

But I'm actually shaking with anger.

So

last night after my stream, I got an email from Kick.

Yeah, starting off good.

Because I was looking at my phone, not talking for like 10 minutes,

they didn't pay me for the last 6 hours of yesterday's stream. Now I got very fucking lucky because the stream was cut in 2, remember, because I installed the graphics card driver and then it ended my stream. So the, the stream got cut in 2, thank fucking God. So I got paid for the first 8 hours, I

got paid for that. And then the second 6-hour one where I spent, I don't know, like 5 or 10 minutes not talking,

they, they didn't pay me. So I streamed for 6 hours

for nothing,

and showing my face doesn't fix the problem.

So what I'm gonna do— what I've realized is that having the whole stream as one massive long stream is extremely risky, because if, if I don't talk but 5 minutes in the entire 12-hour stream, I lose the whole money.

I lose the whole thing.

So for my own protection I'm gonna be streaming in intervals of 2 hours

or 3 hours. I'm gonna stream 3 hours, end it, and then start a new one, and then end it and start a new one.

I got so lucky that I didn't lose the entire day's earnings yesterday.

So now I'm Um, revenge trading. I'm gonna stream back 4 hours today to make back some of the 6 hours I lost yesterday, and then I'm gonna go on a fucking 2-hour drive

all the way to bloody Somerset.

That's ridiculous.

This is— how? It's insane. It's like you could be having a great stream, you know, we're talking a lot, a lot of stuff happening, and then for 5-10 minutes because you didn't talk for a bit, you lose the whole stream. Why don't they just dock the pay from the 10 minutes of silence?

I'm so angry.

So we gotta completely change up the game plan here.

How am I supposed to non-stop talk for 12 hours straight? It's insane.

I can't talk for 12 hours straight.

So I'm thinking I'm gonna have to start doing gaming because at least when I'm gaming I can just say Oh look, I killed the boss. Oh wow, shiny sword. So I'm going to have to game.

I think the problem is, uh, during the— nearing the end of the stream where I get very quiet. So I'm thinking, I don't know, maybe I take a break for dinner and then I come back.

But maybe I might as well just read out all of Wikipedia.

I don't get it. I never used to do this. Like, I used to go on a 2-hour, 1-hour drive where I wasn't talking because I was just driving. I never got, got an email saying, oh, you're not interacting.

But now I am. But now they're starting to review my streams.

I'm at breaking point with all this stuff going on.

It's just so ironic that I was getting in trouble for talking too much and now I'm getting in trouble for not talking enough.

It's insane.

Yeah, I know someone's reporting me, but I, I thought someone was reporting me the entire time, which I guess they were, but now it's actually having an effect.

Like, they're actually— I thought, I don't know, like, I thought they were always reviewing the streams and everything was fine.

So yeah, if I just like doom scroll and— but the Rubik's Cube is fine because they screenshot the part of the stream where I violated and it was not this, the Rubik's Cube. So what, I'm allowed to do the Rubik's Cube without talking? But I'm not allowed to look at my phone without talking. Like, how does that

make any sense?

So now I can't do driving streams because probably driving is gonna violate it.

I don't know, guys.

I think I've got to start gaming then and then just do gaming commentary because I gotta talk and I don't know what to talk about and I can't really talk about my personal life that much anymore. I'm not going to talk about news. I can talk about stocks for a few hours.

The hell am I supposed to talk about non-stop?

It's so,

so heartbreaking. You stream 6 hours and then you didn't get paid a single cent. At least, I don't know, give me half of it.

So I don't know, I mean, obviously just being on camera is Didn't fix the problem.

So we need new game plan, new battle plan.

Oh God, so if they— it's really hard to interact with chat when the chat is fucking dead.

I didn't have this problem on YouTube because there was always people asking me stuff that I could bounce off of.

So kind of it's your fault, guys. You owe me 6 hours worth of streaming.

Hey, Mommy, where are you interacting from today? I mean, tuning in from today, guys?

YouTube? On YouTube? Like 80% of the people in the chat, I don't know who the fuck they are. Like James123, Jiminyjobx, I don't know who these people are. But on Kick, it's always the same 5 people: Mummy,

TB. And yeah, I can't expect you all to be constantly asking me questions,

but it just means there's less people in the chat to bounce off of.

So I don't know what I'm gonna do.

Um, but I mean, I don't get it. Like, if I stream and then I'm gonna say, okay, I'm having 10-minute doom scroll break, well, I turn off the revenue and then that will save the rest of the stream.

Or I just end the stream. I don't know, because at least I like lock in the stream, hopefully.

Now I'm like under more pressure to keep talking.

Oh God,

so I've got to start gaming. Not now, I mean, today I'm just going to do about 4 hours, so it shouldn't really be a problem. But I mean, I need to stream longer than 4 hours. I need to do at least 10, 12 hours.

Getting really fed up with everything. Like everything's coming at me.

I guess, you know, glass half full. I still made the money from the 8-hour part.

It's just absurd. I mean, you don't get this much regulation on YouTube.

So upset.

I wish I woke up. I couldn't sleep last night. I was, I was laying awake up until like 2 thinking, oh God, what am I gonna do?

So I end up waking up a bit late today. I wish I woke up earlier to start early enough.

So if I'm gaming and I don't talk when I'm gaming, is that a violation?

Like, now I need to shit. Is that a violation, or am I supposed to shit myself?

Well, I'm supposed to take the stream into the toilet.

Oh, I get a wireless mic and I talk whilst I'm shitting on the toilet.

Well, I mean, I went to the toilet yesterday and That wasn't a violation. They screenshot the parts of the stream that were a violation. It was when I was doom scrolling on the phone and when I was plucking my face hairs and not talking.

I'm like twitching out of anger.

Yeah, I don't know about gaming because,

like, if I'm playing the game but not talking, is that a violation? Because plucking my face hairs and not talking was a violation. I might do like a test, like a 1-hour test. I don't know, I don't know, I don't want to do 1 hour and not get paid, right?

You ruined my weekend now.

Yeah, I want to do a test and see if I'm allowed to game without talking.

Like, some people do pretty intense games like World of Warcraft where you've got focus on the boss and you're focusing on the game, so you can't be expected to talk, can you, when you're focusing on the game?

I mean, what's the threshold? Is it like 10 minutes of not talking, that's no good? Or like, can you not talk for 5 minutes? Or is it 15 minutes?

Well, what if there's a cutscene in the game that goes on? I mean, Metal Gear Solid has pretty long cutscenes. If I'm just— am I supposed to like keep talking through the cutscene? Like, why can't they make it more clear?

No, they, they should spell it out. Why should it be left to me to guess at what's okay and what— the rules are extremely vague.

It says cannot leave the stream unattended with little to no engagement with the community.

Which basically means not talking.

I mean, what if you are a mute? Like, you, you can't talk. Like, you have some kind of disease and you can't talk. But you do painting streams,

then what are you supposed to do?

Or what if you're streaming and then, I don't know, you get a sensitive phone call during the stream and then you gotta mute it?

I'm not allowed to have a 10-minute break of silence in an all-day stream.

I just— I don't understand these rules. It's insane.

Read each chat. The chat is dead half the time. There's nothing to read. There's like 5 people and they're not chatting all the time, or sometimes they're just chatting about their own stuff.

So I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place because I can't talk about a lot of stuff, but Kick wants me to talk.

Like, talking too much gets me in trouble and not talking enough gets me in trouble. What am I supposed to do?

So if I, if I leave here at 2, I could get to my hotel at 4.

That means I could stream

Roughly 4 hours.

Weather's shit.

Rich man? Uh, no, that's why I got a stream now, because I'm spending a lot on hotels.

And, um, I'm kind of, uh, needing that money that I made yesterday. I didn't lose all of it, I lost about 40% of it. Thankfully the stream got cut in 2 into 2 separate VODs, so I didn't violate anything in the first VOD. The violation was in the second VOD.

I mean, a couple days ago I was doing my investigation with the, um, transcriptions and I wasn't saying much, and that was fine. I don't get it. What's the difference?

So I'm like not allowed to do other stuff and not talk?

Oh God,

why'd I cut it in 2? Because thank God I was downloading a driver for Battlefield 6 and then it,

it like reset the video driver and then it ended the stream. That's like saved my backside. Imagine if I lost all the money from yesterday.

I already had a shit. Now I need to shit again.

So what do I do? Am I supposed to— am I allowed to go for a shit and not talk?

Well, I put the phone— I put the streaming phone at the toilet door and like, hey guys, I'm shitting now.

Insane. These rules are insane.

Yeah, what if I've got diarrhea or constipation and it's taking like 10 minutes?

Well, then if that's okay, why don't I just pretend I'm having a shit?

They'll be like, oh, show proof you are actually taking a shit. Okay. Pulls down pants.

So I don't know, like, to be safe, maybe I just stream 2 hours, end the stream, stream another 2 hours, end the stream, stream another 2 hours, end the stream.

Fuck, I really need to shit.

I never felt like this on YouTube.

I really just gotta get a job.

Oh God, I think I need to take a shit.

Oh God.

Oh, I really hate my life right now.

So what's Ethereum doing?

If Ethereum can bounce over the weekend, Bitmain will rip on Monday.

Bounce pretty hard at $3,600.

Oh God, I need to take a shit. How are we gonna do this?

Oh my God,

I'm gonna put you here, okay?

I'm still here, by the way.

I'm, I'm still interacting. Can you hear me?

You might want to mute.

Testing.

If I don't attend the stream, I'm gonna get in trouble.

Guys, everyone mute please.

Where's everyone tuning in from, guys?

Guys, where are you tuning in from?

Oh God, it

stinks. Testing.

I'm still here.

I am interacting with the community.

Anything else?

Yeah.

You keep wiping and it keeps coming out brown, and then you think you've finished wiping and then you shit again, and then it just messes up everything you've wiped, and then you got to wipe again.

I'm still here.

I

can't believe that's what you gotta do.

Yeah, I wish my

hands— this is gonna be rough.

Yeah, well, don't blame me. This is what Kit wants, isn't it?

Um.

I've been wearing the same t-shirt for weeks now.

No, I never got in trouble for driving, which is why I don't understand.

Was that because I got away with it and they didn't review it,

or because it was okay?

I thought as long as I'm on camera and I'm doing something, I don't have to talk. But now I don't know. I mean, I was plucking my hairs yesterday, not talking, and they said that was a violation. They're like, plucking hairs and not talking, not okay, but streaming the back of my head driving for an hour is

okay. What?

What about when I was looking for the boomerang for like an hour, not talking? That was okay. But plucking my hairs for like 5 minutes, not talking, not okay. How the fuck does that make any sense? Yeah, I've got another warning. I lost all the money from the 6-hour stream yesterday, but I got the money for the

8-hour stream.

So every 2 hours I'm gonna end the stream and start it again.

Doing something with a purpose? I was plucking my hairs.

I was doing this, like plucking my hairs.

That's a purpose.

Now I don't want to go out and do deliveries because I'm scared if I stream myself driving, not talking, I'm gonna not get the money.

Yeah, I don't— I did all this stuff before for months and never got in trouble. Now I'm getting in trouble for it, so that's why I'm confused.

Maybe they just weren't reviewing it back then.

So on Monday when I'm back, we do an all-day stream.

I'm going to do an experiment

where I'm gaming.

Maybe I'm allowed to game and not talk a lot.

I never used to have a problem endlessly talking

for hours and hours and hours,

um,

back when I was unrestricted.

But now I got to

be careful.

Yeah, I was playing Mario Kart, that was fine,

ages ago.

Maybe because it's gaming.

I guess the Rubik's Cube stuff was fine because they didn't say that was a violation.

Yeah, I am meeting girlfriend today, but I've decided to postpone it a little bit so I can get in a quick stream so I can make back what I've lost from yesterday.

So I told her I'm gonna be a bit late.

God, I— you have no idea the stresses I'm under. I'm juggling all these different things at the same time.

Now I've got to go be sociable and like pretend everything's okay.

Yeah, I know it's the stupid Redditors.

What's going on? Um, I got another— it wasn't a warning this time, it was a— like the first time they just gave me a warning, but this time it was like an actual—

they didn't pay me for the 6-hour stream yesterday. Because I didn't talk for like 5, 10 minutes because I was on my phone.

It's like being at school, like, oh, put your phone away, Daniel, no phones.

It's like I feel like I'm a kid again.

Yeah, maybe just get a massive jigsaw puzzle. Maybe I'm allowed to do that without talking much.

I've got to find something that can never be finished.

Watch viral videos. I was, I was. That's the problem. I was watching Shorts on my phone.

I don't know if it would have been different if you could have seen what I was watching.

Talk about my personal life.

Well, I don't know what to say. I mean, go and see my girlfriend later.

I can't talk about that for hours and hours and hours and hours.

I don't know what to talk about.

I have retrained my brain to stop talking about stuff too much,

and now I'm getting in trouble for that.

Well, I can't go back now.

This is my biggest stress point.

Let's talk about how I don't know what to talk about.

I don't want to do anything. It's the thing. I just want to sit here and do nothing.

Why can't I just do nothing and get paid?

Don't think that's asking too much.

Oh, the irony is if I game, I get less viewers.

I gotta recalculate my savings. I got fucked. Fucking stock market.

549, 595, 324, 474. Eh, not bad.

4273, 7157.

You know why? It's because I took out overdraft again to put into my CFDs to stop myself getting margin called in case the market tanks more on Monday,

and so I can put in more longs. I want to buy the dip. With the CFDs, and I want to try and close out that short.

So my overdraft is what? Oh, 781.

Even with the tanking.

So overdraft £781, my savings £7157,

my stocks and shares ISA took a beating, lost £200 of value,

but I made £60 shorting the market yesterday, but I'm down hundreds now with my longs at the top.

I added more money to CFDs because I still got— those longs are going to destroy me if the market keeps tanking, and I want to buy some more longs. So I got this new strategy with the CFD account where I'm just gonna buy the dip and not day trade. So I'm like, I'm using the CFD account as

an investment vehicle.

So the short that I had is now down 170 instead of down 380, which is nice, but those fucking longs at the top I took out dragged me down 360.

But I'd rather be long than short in a bull market, so hopefully it tanks a bit more. I get out that short about £100 loss.

I mean, it's not going to tank forever, is it?

Ethereum seems like it's bouncing nicely. It went down to $3,600 and bounced back up to $3,900,

so someone stepped in, bought big.

And I'm like on edge that I'm putting in all these hours streaming and then they're going to review it and they're going to be like, oh, I'm sorry.

And I just wasted half the day streaming for nothing.

How am I supposed to interact with the chat when no one's fucking talking? Interact with what?

Do you know how hard it is to stream when the fucking chat is dead?

Ask me some fucking questions.

I don't know what to talk about.

I'm gonna talk about not knowing what to talk about then. Ridiculous.

Sorry, thank you.

Um,

well,

uh,

yes, well, I see. Really?

Uh-huh.

Oh God, my mind just goes blank sometimes. I don't know what to say.

Maybe if I do some housework.

So I don't think showing my face really, um, makes a difference.

I think it's the talking.

Like, I gotta talk. I can't just sit there doing nothing and not talk.

Okay, why don't I fold some socks?

Oh, I thought I left the heating on all night.

I guess I'll prep some socks and underwear for my weekend trip. The underwear is still wet.

Yeah, well, I hope the fucking trolls are happy when I get banned because I won't be fucking streaming. Then they can go find something else to fucking do with their stupid fucking lives. They understand what the point is. You do realize if I lose Kick, I'm gone?

Is that what you want?

What are you gonna do with your lives when I'm gone? Because you don't seem to have much of a life outside of harassing me.

Spiteful, jealous, horrible people.

If you're so jealous, why don't you start streaming? And then if you're not jealous, then why do you care so much?

Leave me the fuck alone.

And then you think, oh, it's funny when you get mad. Yeah, but if I get banned I'm not gonna be streaming anymore, so you got nothing to laugh at anymore, fucking morons.

Wait, what are you getting out of it? You're getting a laugh, aren't you? You're not gonna get any more laughs if I'm gone, you fucking dumbass.

Who are you gonna laugh at then when I'm gone?

Think.

I know you hate me,

but I'm only seeing through this hell because I'm getting paid. If I'm not getting paid anymore, I'm fucking out of here, and then you gotta go find some other person to harass.

Better stop fucking reporting my streams.

My Volkswagen T.

No,

I don't know why they're so mad about, about me making money off streaming. Like, if you're saying you're not jealous, okay.

Then like, what is your goal? To either make me lose my income source or to have a laugh? If you want me to lose my income source, that means you're jealous that I have this income source. How are you jealous? So you're either jealous or you're either just doing it because it's funny, but you realize when I'm

gone you won't have anything to find funny anymore because I won't be fucking streaming.

So then if you're jealous, then why don't you just start streaming yourself? No one's stopping you.

So it's not like I have this special entitlement to stream. Anyone can do it. Anyone can make an account and start streaming. Just stream then if you're so fucking jealous. Fucking spiteful, horrid people.

Can't even let me have one nice thing, can you? Fucking hate you.

Where's my thin hoodie? Oh, did I not bring my thick hoodie from my mum's house?

I thought I did.

Now I gotta get ready for my trip and worry about fucking streaming at the same fucking time.

Oh, thank God I did bring my thick hoodie.

I hope my trousers don't smell.

Didn't wash them.

Oh, fucking hate my life.

There's one thing or another,

someone's— either someone or another coming after me.

Talk too much, get in trouble. Don't talk at all, get in trouble. Talk 95% of the time, but because of the 5% of the time you didn't talk, you get fucking forfeited.

So what, this is okay because I'm talking, but this is not okay when I'm not? I don't fucking get it. The fucking difference does it make?

Why the fuck does it matter if I don't talk for like 5 fucking minutes?

Fucking dumb fucking rules.

Is this okay? Oh, I'm not talking. Yeah, there's some pain in my fucking ass. Give me a fucking break.

Not interacting with chat. Chat's fucking dead half the time. Fucking— there's no one to interact with.

Talking to a brick wall.

Actually, even with my face shown, I still got in trouble, so I don't even know about the whole face thing now.

I need to write a whole Wikipedia article about what's not allowed. Peeling egg without talking, okay. Plucking face hair with not talking, not okay.

Egg with salt.

Salted egg.

No, no, not talking. Good eating egg.

You're talking about yourself. Don't talk.

You're not allowed to change shirt when you're talking. Okay, dumb fuck.

Now I need to piss.

What

if

I just read Wikipedia?

Mono dreams.

The monotremes are mammals of the order Monotremata. They are the only group of living mammals that lay eggs rather than bearing live young. The extant monotreme species are the platypus and the 4 species of echidnas.

Monotremes are typified— what is that word? Typified by structural differences in their brains, jaws, digestive tracts, reproductive tracts, and other body parts compared to the more common mammalian types, although they are different from other living mammals in that they lay eggs. Female monotremes are like other mammals in that they nurse their young with milk.

Oh, what's the point laying eggs if you're gonna make milk anyway? The whole point of milk is that you nurture the young with the milk and not need the egg. I mean, the whole point of the egg is that they grow inside the egg and they eat the egg. Why do you need the egg and the milk?

That's fucking stupid.

Dumb stupid fucking monotremes.

You don't need egg and milk.

Monotremes have been considered by some authors to be members of Australosphenida,

a clade that contains extinct mammals from the Jurassic. Well, no fucking wonder they're extinct because they're fucking dumb. From the Jurassic and Cretaceous of Madagascar, South America, and Australia, but this categorization is disputed and the taxonomy is under debate.

All extant species of monotremes are indigenous to Australia and New Guinea, although they were also present during the Late Cretaceous and Paleocene epochs in South Southern America, implying that they were also present in Antarctica, though remains have not yet been found there. The name monotreme derives from the Greek words monos, single, and trema, hole, referring to the

cloaca. Monotreme means single hole,

so we duotremes because we got 2 holes.

Like other mammals, monotremes are endothermic with high metabolic rate, though not as high as other mammals. Have hair on their bodies, produce milk through mammary glands to feed their young, have a single bone in their lower jaw, and have 3 middle ear bones.

In common with marsupials, monotremes lack the connective structure corpus callosum, which in placentals is the primary communication route between the right and left brain hemispheres. The anterior commissure does provide an alternate communication route between the 2 hemispheres though, and in monotremes and marsupials it carries all the commissural fibers arising from the new— I don't understand the fuck

I'm saying— neocortex, whereas in placental mammals the anterior commissure carries only some of these fibers. I hope you're taking notes, guys.

Extant monotremes lack teeth as adults. Fossil forms and modern platypus young have a tribosphenic form of molars, formed by 3 cusps arranged in a triangle, which is one of the hallmarks of extant mammals. Some recent work suggests that monotremes acquired this form of molar independently of placentals and marsupials, although this hypothesis remains disputed. Tooth

loss in modern monotremes might be related to the development of electrolocation.

Molotreme jaws are constructed somewhat differently from those of other animals, and the jaw opening muscle is different. As in all true mammals, the tiny bones that conduct sound to the inner ear are fully incorporated into the skull, rather than lying in the jaw as in non-mammalian cynodonts and other pre-mammalian synapsids. This feature is now claimed to have

evolved independently in monotremes and therians, although as with the analogous evolution of tribosphenic molar, This hypothesis is disputed. Nonetheless, findings on the extinct species Tanolophos confirm that suspended ear bones evolved independently among monotremes and therians. The external opening of the ear still lies at the base of the

jaw.

The sequencing of the platypus genome has also provided insight into the evolution of a number of monotreme traits, such as venom and electroreception, as well as showing some new unique features such as monotremes possessing 5 pairs of sex chromosomes which collectively behave as a single XY sex determination system. During

spermatogenesis, spermatogenesis, the 10 sex chromosomes of the male form an alternating chain of X and Y chromosomes that recombine at the ends of consecutive chromosomes, and all the X or all the Y chromosomes are inherited together. One of the X chromosomes resembles the Z

chromosomes of birds, suggesting that the 2 chromosomes of marsupials and placentals evolved after the split of the monotreme lineage. Additional reconstruction through shared genes in sex chromosomes supports this hypothesis of independent evolution.

Ah,

you know, the constant talking and vibration in my skull from the sound waves is giving me a headache.

I actually feel like I'm getting a headache from the vibration in my skull from the talking.

And when I stop talking, my brain feels soothed.

Imagine actually giving yourself brain damage from non-stop talking with the vibrations.

This feature, along with some other genetic similarities with birds such as shared genes related to egg-laying, is thought to provide some insight into the most recent common ancestor of the synapsid lineage leading to mammals, and the Sauropsid lineage leading to birds and modern reptiles, which are believed to have split around 315 million years ago during the Carboniferous.

The presence of vitellogenin genes, a protein necessary for egg yolk formation, is shared with birds. The presence of this simple— simple zoomorphy suggests that the common ancestor of monotremes, marsupials, and placentals was oviparous, and that this trait was retained in monotremes but lost in all other extant mammal groups.

Well, so there's proof that all mammals used to lay eggs. DNA analysis suggests that Although this trait is shared and is syno— synapomorphic with birds, platypuses are still mammals, and that the common ancestor of extant mammals lactated.

Monotremes also have extra bones in the shoulder girdle. Including an interclavicle and coracoid, which are not found in other mammals. Monotremes retain a reptile-like gait with legs on the side rather than underneath their bodies. The monotreme leg bears a spur in the ankle region. The spur is not functional in echidnas but contains a powerful venom in the

male platypus. This venom— platypus are fucking weird. They lay eggs, they lactate milk, they got venom, they use electricity to locate prey, they're pretty much blind almost, they got beaks with teeth. What a weird creature.

The venom is derived from defensins, proteins that present in mammals that create holes in viral and bacterial pathogens. Some reptile venom is also composed of different types of defensins, another trait shared with reptiles. It is thought to be an ancient mammalian characteristic, as many non-monotreme archaic mammal groups also possess venomous spurs.

Imagine if humans still had venom.

That'd be crazy.

You wouldn't need knives and guns to kill people, just like Venom, sack them in the face.

All right, so I'm gonna read for another 7 minutes and then I'm gonna end the stream and then I'm gonna go piss and then we're gonna start the stream again.

That's how we're gonna do it.

The key anatomical difference between monotremes and other animals, mammals, gives their name. Monotreme means single opening in Greek, referring to the single duct, the cloaca, for the urinary, defecatory, and reproductive systems. Like birds and reptiles, monotremes have a single cloaca. Marsupials have a separate genital tract, whereas most placental females have separate openings. For the vagina and the

urethra, and defecation, the anus. In monotremes, only semen passes through the penis, while urine is excreted through the male's cloaca.

The monotreme penis is similar to that of turtles and is covered by a prepu— preputial sac. Male monotremes do not have a prostate or seminal vesicles.

Monotreme eggs are retained for some time within the mother and receive nutrients directly from her, generally hatching within 10 days after being laid, much shorter than the incubation period of sauropsid eggs. Much like newborn marsupials and perhaps all non-placentals, Newborn monotremes, called puggles, are larval and fetus-like and have relatively well-developed forelimbs that enable them to crawl around.

Monotremes lack teats, so puggles crawl about more frequently than marsupial joeys in search of milk. The difference raises questions about the supposed developmental restrictions on marsupial forelimbs.

Oh God, I'm getting a headache.

Monotremes are also noteworthy in their zygotic development. Most mammalian zygotes go through holoblastic cleavage, where the ovum splits into multiple divisible daughter cells. In contrast, monotreme zygotes like birds and reptiles undergo meroblastic partial division, This means that the cells at the yolk's edge have cytoplasm continuous with that of the egg, allowing the

yolk and embryo to exchange waste and nutrients with the surrounding cytoplasm. Ugh, they shit inside of the egg.

Yeah, exactly. It's like being in fucking detention. I gotta read out fucking thousand fucking lines.

The fuck is this?

The hell kind of streaming platform is this?

Not allowed to not talk. The fuck is that?

Physiology monitoring. Metabolic rate is remarkably low by mammalian standards, the platypus has an average body temperature of 31°C, rather than the averages of 35°C for marsupials and 37°C for placentals. Research suggests this has been a gradual adaptation to the harsh marginal environmental niches in which the few extant monotreme species have managed to survive, rather than a general

characteristic of extinct monotremes.

Yeah, well, I have to do this because if I don't talk for 5 fucking minutes, I don't get my fucking money.

So I don't know what to talk about, so I just fucking read the entire fucking internet. I'll read the entire fucking internet then. How about that?

Oh well, such much better stream now than you reading the fucking internet.

Read the entire Wikipedia, how about that?

Monotremes have less developed thermoregulation than other mammals, but recent research shows they easily maintain a constant body temperature in a variety of circumstances, such as the platypus in icy mountain streams. Early researchers were misled by 2 factors. Firstly, monotremes maintain a lower average temperature than most mammals. Secondly, the short-beaked echidna, much easier to study than the reclusive

Ossipus maintains normal temperature only when active. During cold weather, it conserves energy by switching off its temperature regulation. Understanding of this mechanism came when reduced thermal regulation was observed in the hyraxes, which are placentals.

Hyrax, small, stout, thick-set herbivorous mammals in the family Procavidae with the order Hyracodia. Hyraxes are well-furred, rotund animals with short tails. Okay.

The echidna was originally thought to experience no rapid eye movement sleep. However, more recent studies showed that REM sleep accounted for 15% of sleep time observed on subjects. Imagine how fucking boring it is being a scientist, having to observe every single fucking animal that exists down to every tiny little bone and hair. Like, they've got nothing better

to do. Oh, today we got to do the extreme analysis of this stupid furry rodent.

What a boring job.

Do we really have to know every single thing about every fucking single thing that exists in the world?

Who the hell did all this study? They got no fucking life.

Surveying a range of environmental temperatures, the study observed very little REM at reduced temperatures of 15 and 20, and also substantial reduction at the elevated temperature of 28 degrees. Monitoring milk contains highly expressed antibacterial protein not found in other mammals, perhaps to compensate for the more septic manner of milk intake associated with the absence of teats. Maybe

they should grow some fucking teats then, stupid fucking platypus.

They're like, oh, we're not going to grow nipples, so we'll put antibacterial protein in the milk, then the babies can lick it off the floor and not die.

During the course of evolution, the monotremes have lost the gastric glands normally found in mammalian stomachs as an adaptation to their diet. As such, they do not have stomachs as an organ— what? They don't have a stomach? Although the term is widely used in studies of monotreme anatomy. Monotremes synthesize L-ascorbic acid only in the kidneys Both the

platypus and echidna species have spurs on their hind limbs. The echidna spurs are vestigial and have no known function, while the platypus spurs contain venom. Molecular data show that the main components of platypus venom emerged before the divergence of platypus and echidnas, suggesting that the most recent common ancestor of these taxa was also possibly a venomous

monitoring. Oh God, I got headache.

Okay, I'm going to end the stream and go and piss, and then I'm going to start a new stream. So have fun reviewing my stream, Kick. Hopefully get my fucking