Kick Livestreams/BIG DAY OUT 2025-08-10 18_40 [59047289-big-day-out] 480p

3.

Mm-hmm.

I had constipation. I'm back.

Okay, another

day.

Says it's going to be sunny today.

Better be.

I want to go viaduct.

Uh, but I don't know if I can reach my £5,000 target by Thursday.

Uh, Kick earnings been going down.

I actually don't think I can even make £1,000 this week.

Not good.

450. Currently

looking at 3,470 plus

1,

23,

30, 8, 10, 13.

4301. Are you kidding?

There's no way I'm gonna make £700 in 3 days.

Damn it.

I might make it to 4,700. 5,000, have to wait until next week, week after next week.

What happened to the viewership?

More like viewer shit.

4,700 by Thursday. Okay, it's Malaysia.

What if I just hop over to Amsterdam quickly? Maybe that'll pump the viewership back up.

Flights to Amsterdam, probably like £100.

Drastic measures require I randomly go to Japan and pretend I'm moving there.

My Volkswagen t-shirt looks okay. This is a little bit bluish grayish.

Looks fine.

When's the date? None of your business. She's— she drunk texted me last night. 2 AM in the morning.

And then I said, are you okay? In the morning.

She said she drank for the first time in years and she randomly drunk texted people. I said, that's okay, it was cute.

The drunk text was just like I don't even know what it meant. It's a bunch of random words.

Don't know what kind of problem she has. She's,

I don't know,

recovering alcoholic and then relapsed after 2 years. I don't know what kind of trauma she's holding.

Maybe harsh breakup. Maybe I'm like the rebound guy. Am I the rebound guy? Maybe she recently broke up with someone, moved back in with her parents, and she's like sad and lonely.

I feel like I'm the rebound.

Not telling you her name, something weird. Or do you want her address and Phone number 2. Jesus Christ.

Credit card number. Date of birth.

I don't know what time the monitor's coming. I can't wait to get the monitor. It'd be fun having a live feed on the screen.

Well, she messaged me at 2 AM. I wish I was up to reply. It would have been funny trolling her.

I went straight to bed after the stream.

I only made $162 yesterday.

Even if I stream all day, all I can make is $162 now, so I can't even make £1,000 a week at that rate. Not looking good, guys. Kick arc is over.

I won't be able to hit my £5,000 target next week. Maybe if I crank out some OnlyFans special videos I can. Gotta get the bum hole out.

It's just that I'm bleeding at the moment from my anus.

Maybe on Tuesday I could make something.

Where's the forecast say it's gonna be sunny? It was cold.

Where's the sun?

I put the black shirt back in the wash thinking I can shrink it again a bit more.

I don't know if it actually shrank.

I wonder how much electricity it uses when I use the washing machine for 2 hours.

Maybe 60 pence.

Oh no, electricity bill, aren't you gonna pay?

My mum was saying that

I use a lot of electricity because of all my computers.

Probably costing an extra couple pounds a month by having my monitors on. She said, oh, you got so many phones, not helping with the electricity bill. Well,

I did actually, because I had to charge my car, so I can send her some money for it.

More base Baseless accusations. Says I'm not helping with electricity bill when I was.

She's like you guys, keeps accusing me of not doing things that I am doing.

I want to go to, um, the viaduct again because last time it was horrible and raining. I didn't get to see the view, and then the stupid iPhone thing distracted me. And I want to go the other way across the bridge this time and have a look at the abandoned train station more. That day was kind of

ruined with the weather.

Yeah, I've got to crank out nearly 14 hours a day now. Otherwise I'm not hitting my goals.

Only making like 160, 180 a day. No more 250s.

Uh, the easy money is gone.

Can I park my

car at Exeter Airport

for like a week?

Uh, September 1st.

£140 fly parks, park and fly.

I guess it's cheaper than a taxi.

Where's the airport?

I wonder why they abandoned Plymouth Airport.

Why can't you see the planes that have taken off? Do you think they edit it out? You think if you follow the runway and then you keep going along it, how come you can't see planes in the sky?

They must edit them out.

That'd be pretty cool if you could see it.

It's so hard to get to

Exeter Airport with public transport.

3 hours.

Oh God, it really sucks living here for travel.

You gotta blow loads on taxis or spend hours on trains and buses.

Gotta go to Oakhampton, I guess.

Too much hassle.

Make some food, I guess. Sun might be coming out soon.

Bacon every day,

good for the gut. I haven't eaten these tomatoes. I don't know why I got these actually, and they're all frozen. I keep accidentally slipping into the freezer section.

I'm gonna have them frozen.

I was supposed to use them in the tacos.

It's getting very tough to, um, get the viewership up nowadays.

Lost a lot of people in before the— you shouldn't have banned people then. Fuck up. Star not even here, probably typing it up now. Shouldn't have banned so many people, dude. I didn't ban 60 people, did I? I banned like 5 and then unbanned them, but then they acted like a baby bitch and never came back. So

fuck them. Fucking idiots. Fucking TV. Don't even need you.

Fuck all you.

Yes, they made 165.

I want to hit my £5,000 target. I'm £300 short for Thursday.

Well, sorry, when I go on a date, I guess I'm not going to be able to stream much. I'll stream when I come home, I guess. Talk about how it went.

Stupid washing machine.

When is the date? It's next week.

her money back. Well, tough luck, my money now.

Don't know who David Lynch is, unfortunately.

I'm not really a big fan of movies, if you didn't notice. I think most of them are rubbish.

I'm making an open sandwich.

Smelly underwear. Sniff it. You like it. I don't mind.

People would be like, oh, why didn't you put it in the washing machine with the shirt? Because I started the washing before I had a shower and took off my underwear, okay? Dumbass. You're a little whine about everything.

Why does he cook the egg and bacon in the same pan?

Whining bitches. Bitching and moaning about everything.

Oh, why did she put the bacon on the toast?

That's what you guys are like.

Worse than my mum. Why is the bin on the fridge? Because there's no fucking other place to put it, fucking moron.

Well, how I'm supposed to put the bin? Jesus Christ, you people, insufferable.

Oh God,

no, I'm not sitting at the table. I sit where I want, on my beanbag,

arguing with his imaginary demons. Yeah, you guys, that's what 2 months of streaming on Kick It's made me feel like you guys just bitch and moan about everything I do,

thinking you know better when you know fuck all. And I've proven you wrong over and over.

This is exactly why me and my mum don't get along.

I saw Connor stream in New York.

He was in some park going on about how nice it is to have a park in Japan. There's barely any parks.

He said in Japan there's like one free park in Tokyo and then the rest of them you got to pay money to go into them.

Sounds like he's getting city in Japan fatigue.

Yeah, that's why I got fed up with Japan. It's just like concrete jungle, endless. And you got to put effort into finding a park to go

to or drive out of the city.

I don't know what he's talking about. You got Yoyogi Park, that's free. You got Meiji Shrine, that's quite nice nature.

We've got a bunch of random little playgrounds, which I guess are like parks.

It's funny, I didn't used to eat breakfast.

Now I'm hungry in the morning.

That's because I've got 49 kg now. I'm not a 46 kg twig anymore.

On Apple Music When you go to the metal section, they've got Ozzy Osbourne all over it.

The godfather of heavy metal.

So you're saying all metal bands that came after Black Sabbath all copied him or something?

I'm sure half the metal bands that exist don't even know who Black Sabbath are or were

until later. It's like saying, oh, every single metal band started because they were inspired by Black Sabbath. Calm down.

This thing's kind of lame. When one of these famous people die, then they start shedding all their stuff on the front page.

Higher temperature expected today.

Should I put on sun cream? I don't want to show up to my date and I'm completely brown.

I listen to EDM and a bit of metal.

I like Nightwish.

I guess I'll hang my

Shirt and then get ready to go.

I've got one shirt to hang.

Where is my bottle of water?

I think it's here.

I bet it's in the car.

Hmm, I

might put these trousers on.

Um, I guess these are fine.

I can't be bothered traveling just to get my viewers up. I don't even know if it's worth it

unless I was going anyway.

Oh, this is still wet.

I think this is still wet too. No, I don't know about Thailand. The only reason I'd still go is number one, if I haven't found a girlfriend by then, and number two, if I desperately want to get out of the cold. The problem is if I get a girl, like if the Indian girl becomes my girlfriend, I

can't just suddenly go, oh, I'm going Thailand for 6 months, see ya. Unless she comes with me, and then I can't make any content, can I?

Unless I just tell her about the channel. I say, um, sorry, I'm a streamer. I kept it a secret. If you want to break up, I understand. If you want to stay together, then yeah, we're going to stream together,

cuz I'm not bringing her to Thailand if I can't like stream or anything. How am I going to make any money?

So maybe, I don't know, depends what happens with this Indian girl, I guess. If she becomes my girlfriend and we're still together by November, I don't know, depends how good the sex is.

If the sex is really good, then I guess no Thailand.

I haven't told her what my job is yet.

Hard to decide. Why go to Thailand for sex when I could get it here? If any of these dates work out.

Don't know, it probably won't work out anyway, so Thailand is still on. To get out of winter,

get a Thai girlfriend. I could probably have like 5 Thai MILF girlfriends at the same time going pretty easy.

Problem is, if you get too many, the chances of you getting busted are going to go up because they might see you walking around in Bangkok with some other girl.

Oh, did you hear what Prince Charles Wasn't like Prince Andrew was caught in Thailand banging like 10. He was like in a— in Bangkok with 10 women coming to his hotel every night or something.

What a bad boy, Andrew. Living the dream. Don't need to work, just live off your hereditary

Banging 10 Thai girls every night.

Might as well. He's probably only got 10, 15 years left to live. Might as well have fun.

Fuck the world

and then check out.

Sun's coming out.

Hmm, seems quite nice out there. I'm just waiting for my shirt to finish spinning.

8 minutes.

Oh God, it's leaking again.

Whatever.

Where's the big day out? Up my bum.

It's called a joke. Jesus, calm down. I can't even take a joke.

Can't take a joke, can't take a bit of rudeness, and then they sulk and rage quit. Bunch of babies like TB.

Whining crybaby bitch.

Bunch of wet tissues.

It's not really a leak, it's just an opening where the pipe is, and if there's a lot of water going down the drain and it sloshes, it spills out.

Put some glue on it.

Well, maybe they should have fixed it before I moved in. It's not really my problem.

What time's my monitor coming?

What? The washing machine has nothing to do with the leak. It was already leaking.

It was already leaking when I got here. The previous owners already— I mean, tenants already put like a little gray bucket under where the leak is.

Why'd you think it was because of the washing machine?

Again, falsely Accusing me.

It just says dispatched.

I just hope they don't leave it with a neighbor and I've got to knock on that door tomorrow morning.

Maybe I'll put a note. On the door saying, I'm pretty sure I'll be back before he comes, because usually they come in the evening, but there's been a few times they came at lunchtime.

And it doesn't need a code, so they could leave it, but they probably might leave it at the neighbors if they're a good driver.

Well, I think if it isn't out for delivery now, it's unlikely it's going to be here for 12 or 1 PM.

Could put a note

What's this one? Permanent marker. So if it's facing towards me and I want the arrow, I want to point an arrow.

Um,

please

leave.

Parcel.

Round side.

Round. This side. Fucking pen.

Now which way should the arrow be pointing?

I'm confused. Like, if you're facing my door, it should be that way.

I'm trying to— yeah, it'd be to the right-hand side, wouldn't it?

Pretty

good.

Not at the neighbors, please.

I haven't seen it in ages.

Oh

God.

This arrow better be pointing the right way.

There, very good.

Hang my shirt.

What DIY washing machine installation? All you do, you just plug this in there and you plug this one into the drain bit. The leak is coming from, I think, this gap, or maybe up here in this hole because this bit's open.

I think it was coming out this bit. I don't know where— this thing doesn't fit in the hole. Well, it kind of does, but not really.

Ugh, it's all slimy. Maybe I'll clean it.

That's disgusting. Where are my dishcloths?

No, it doesn't overflow from the dishwasher. See, this is all from yesterday. There's no new water from the dishwasher. It's from the sink. When I flush a lot of water down the sink, this is all old water. That's what's all brown.

God, you people nag so much.

If it's from the— from the washing machine, there'll be a lot more water. It's from the sink. The brown is like grease and stuff that went down the sink.

Like, uh, if I put a lot of water—

if I chuck a bunch of water down there,

nothing.

Well, probably needs more water.

No,

it's not coming from the machine, otherwise there'd be way more.

I

should put sun cream on. It looks like it's going to be hot today.

Now I take the escort sign down in the morning and then I slot it back in at night. Don't need to embarrass myself, do I?

Weather's looking real nice. Put some sun cream on. Finally some nice weather. I'm gonna go to the viaduct

this summer. I can actually see the views without getting drenched.

Hmm, SPF 50, vitamin C, and hyaluron.

Hyaluron. Hyaluron. What the fuck is that? As if anyone knows what that is.

Oh, I had a

spasm.

Oh, oh, it's cold. Oh,

oh, and people think, oh, you gotta put the beers in the fridge because it's room temperature. This is room temperature. It's fucking freezing.

Oh, oh, oh,

oh God. Oh, why is it so cold?

Cold muffin.

And then my neck.

Oh, oh, sorry,

I hate putting on sun cream.

Oh, drips on

the towels.

So sticky. I hate how sticky it is.

I should bring my hat as well, just in case.

Okay, switch to IRL settings.

Data on Wi-Fi.

Testing.

Not addicted to nicotine at all.

I can inhale it now without coughing.

Look, maybe not.

No, I'm not addicted. I

could stop anytime.

My hands— I can't get a grip. Okay.

I still don't know how to get to Meldon Viaduct without the map.

Oh gosh, fucking radio. I don't know why it's so loud when I get in.

Huh. Yeah, I don't know how to get to the viaduct without maps yet. It's kind of confusing getting there.

What? You heard toilet flushing? How?

Really?

How would you hear the toilet flushing?

There.

Testing.

Hmm, I feel like maybe I should bring my long sleeve just in case my arms burn up.

Okay.

Wow, it's pretty hot.

Look

at the weather. Hot.

Oh,

this

galaxy of magnifications, understand the tone of expectations in your life.

You would be like a dad.

The fucking road.

I

built

this stupid thing. Even in the back. What is that?

Oh, come on.

Why are there so many people here? Oh my God.

I'm gonna go and get a ticket.