Going to meet british girl now [LcyV8jMh8_Q]

Testing.

Okay, British Girl is waiting. Just got to get my stream set up ready. Okay, so pocket Wi-Fi charging, put pocket Wi-Fi in here. I'll put battery bank in here.

Whoa!

And then phone in my pocket. Guys, I've got a new stream setup. I spent nearly 2 hours testing it. I think it's gonna be pretty good.

Okay, so hold on. Where's the phone?

This one goes in here. This one goes down there.

Okay, this one goes up.

This one goes like this.

She'll never know I'm streaming. Gonna stream sniper.

I've got my streaming IRL streaming jacket. And we got the charger for the phone.

In 95%.

Okay, and then the best bit, we got the GoPro chest mount.

Look at this. You'll never know.

And turn brightness Down, and then tuck this bit in. Tuck this bit like that.

Tuck this bit like that. Look at this.

You would never know I'm streaming. And then I just look at the iPhone. When you search Hiding My Room, it doesn't show my livestream. You've got to like press this button. You've got 2 lights. Oh, look at this! Would you know I'm streaming? I don't think you would know.

It's secret.

Look at this! No one would ever think I'm streaming. Good thing it's kind of cold because it'll be hard wearing all this stuff. And then I can check— use this phone to check stuff. The phone's kind of wonky. Why does it go wonky? You can hear me, can you? Testing. You can hear me, can you? Wow, you can hear me loud and clear. Why does it keep not moving?

Okay. Check my messages. Oh shit, you can see my phone.

Oh, is the stream monetized? Let me check. Monetization on.

Good, good.

Hehe, this is so good. Why didn't I think of this before? Is he still in Thailand? No, I've been in Japan for like 2 weeks. I nearly forgot my wallet. Put my wallet in there. Passport.

This is the best.

I hope it doesn't F or something because I'll be pissed. And what else do I need? I've got wallet, money. Batch bank, Wi-Fi, iPhone. Stream's looking good. Okay, you ready, guys? Uh, I think we can walk there. It's like a 10-minute walk away from the station I selected. She said she's staying at Osaka Station, but that place is Terrible for streaming. Always disconnects.

Okay, let's go. I think I'm ready. I'm nervous. Stream looks okay, doesn't it?

I just got my phone sticking out of my jacket. Very normal. What do you think of my setup?

Pretty good.

It's not a date, it's just meeting a viewer. You're gonna make my girlfriend upset.

I can hear someone outside. Oh, damn it, I think they're going inside.

Imagine going to a hotel room at 8 PM on a Saturday night.

What a loser.

Okay, yeah, I think everything's good.

Let's go.

Uh, where's my coca?

Oh no, where's my—

oh crap, lights went out, guys. It's not effed, the lights just went out because I took the card out. Hold on. I don't know where my ICOCA card is. I don't think we'll get on the train. Where is it? Oh, the TV turned itself on. Oh, there it is. Gotcha.

Okay, you ready? I'm ready. Let me check, see if it's charging. Yeah, it's charging. Oh my God, it's dark. Oh crap, someone's coming. They got off on the 6th floor. This is strong. Oh crap, someone's coming. Oh, it's been raining.

Is it raining now?

Testing, testing.

Oh, that's why it smells like food everywhere.

Restaurants everywhere.

Guys, is it working? So if I walk straight for 10 minutes, I should get to the rendezvous point. She said she's nervous to be on stream, but I think she's okay with it. I've been in my hotel room all day.

Don't be like this.

I think I'm sick. I keep getting phlegm in my throat. Check Google Maps. Yeah, we just Just walk in a straight line. Zigzag. Zigzag to the left. If I hold the phone to my head, it seems like I'm just talking on the phone. It's not so weird. I don't think it's going to rain. That would really suck. Oh my God, it's cold. I'll take her to a secluded park. What if she stream snipes me? Sunny, are you watching? I should be there in about 10 minutes. If I could do ventriloquism, then people would They wouldn't notice I'm talking, would they? No, he puts like a tent over his motorbike. Good idea, it doesn't get wet.

Good idea.

Well, you can hear me pretty well.

Oh, it's cold.

Did you and Blood Bucket have cereal? No, she left the Hotel room as soon as I ended the stream. Definitely didn't. I think she went to the music gig she was talking about. No one knows I'm streaming. No one will know. These little places look cozy. It's like a Korean restaurant on the street.

Honmachi.

Honmachi has restaurants and stuff too. Oh, is there like a sushi chef standing on the street? Look, that place looks really fancy. I think the chef is waiting by the entrance to say goodbye to the customers. There's a lot of like, uh, Little bars here.

Biryani.

Look, there's a little bar over there.

Come on, come on, come on.

As long as it's not windy, then it's not too bad. Opinion on the Russia attack? And yeah, wasn't there a shotting? Look, there's a little bar there. There's little bars everywhere around here and they look very cozy. I bet they'd kick me out if I tried streaming in it. Yeah, I bet the CIA did it. The CIA are behind everything. They say ISIS did it. Yeah, okay, sure. I'm gonna call I don't know where we're gonna go. I told her I'm on the way. My girlfriend wasn't very happy about it, but I said, don't worry, it's just for content and it's all on stream. It's not like I'm gonna cheat on stream. Not stream, eh? Like, if I was going to cheat, I wouldn't announce it, would I? It would be a secret. So obviously I'm not doing it to cheat. I would have just met her secretly. My girlfriend said she doesn't like America. I told you.

America sucks.

She said she wants to go back to Thailand. She said it's too cold. Look, there's a bar there. There's a bar in here. They got stock charts on the screen. Can you— you probably can't see it. What? They got televisions over the bar, but they got stock market Charts on the screen. So weird. What's that, like a stock market bar? Why have they got stock market charts? Very weird. Now I take the left, I'm basically there. I'm not even walking fast. I'm just strolling. She said leaving soon. I'm gonna get there way before she does then. I just have to walk in a straight line. Are you excited? Uh, yeah, a little bit. I don't know, as long as she's not tall, then I'll be fine. I don't like meeting girls and they're like 6 foot tall. It feels weird. I think I asked her height before because she wanted to meet last year, but I ended up leaving before she came. I think she said she's like 165. Imagine if she's catfishing you. Well, like Scottish Girl. Why did Sam Pepper get slapped? She's been waiting a whole year. Maybe go to karaoke. I don't know. I think you guys will just leave because I sound terrible. I'll let these people pass. I don't like people walking right behind me. Is it Capsule Bunny? No, she's huge. She's like 180 cm.

80 centimeters.

Oh, the white guys. I can't talk near white guys, otherwise my cover is blown. Unless they're like Dutch or something. Most white guys I encounter are not English. They're usually German or Dutch. Yeah, I'm half white, but white guys can't tell I'm white until I start talking, so I don't like talking around them. So my cover is blown. Wow, this area is pretty nice, very calm. The road into Osaka is pretty nice. She said she's leaving now. Oh, Tesla. So it might take her 10 minutes, 15 minutes. Oh, the streets are so quiet compared to Bangkok. Nice to go for a walk around here. They got karaoke here. How is Japan? Why is Japan so quiet? Well, no one rides motorbikes. The cars are quite modern. You don't have all these really old cars with loud engines. It's funny because in Thailand there's lots of people that ride motorbikes because of all the traffic jams, so they ride the motorbikes to get in between the gaps, but all the motorbikes are causing the traffic jams. Okay, where do I go? Um, I'm there. I'm at the station.

I'm at the Does she know you're streaming? Maybe.

Oh, the station exit's over there. I can wait over there. Damn, the graphics look good on my stream. Stable as well. Can I cross? Well, it's not green yet. Aha.

Tell her to come out here, not that side.

There's 2 exits on either side of the road. Tell her to come out this exit. I don't think she's watching the stream. I'll pace up and down awkwardly here.

Stand here.

So which way should we walk? Um, it'd be funny if I got her to come here to meet and then we walk back to Osaka. I don't think we should go to Osaka. The signal lags there. When I get to the train station, it lags. I don't know if she's loud or quiet or shy. My girlfriend got jealous because she's young. I think she's like 24.

5, I don't know.

You see, it's the damn motorbikes that make the noise. No, I'm pretty sure she doesn't fancy me. We're just meeting as friends. Just 2 British people meeting in Japan. She said, I'm running late, my hostel is kind of far.

Okay. No problem.

Yeah, this is the content I was going to do after divorcing Chihiro, but stupid COVID ruined it, didn't it? Then I got stuck in the UK, and then I got stuck in Thailand, and I got stuck in Manchester. This is what I had planned. I was just gonna like meet viewers, walk around, stream it, do stuff. Because Chihiro was like stopping me from doing that stuff because she thought I was going to cheat all the time. Chihiro is just a big wet tissue. And now she won't even reply to my message. Chihiro won't even give me some content. She said, ask your viewers to buy me a taxi. Okay, donate, guys. I don't know if she's watching. You can stream snipe me. I'm not stood up. She's on her way. Maybe she's drunk. It's a dude on his bed laughing. No, I saw her picture. She took a picture holding a piece of paper with her name on it. Although maybe we should have phone chatted— phoned before meeting to be extra sure. Uh, whatever, I have to get food anyway, so I had Come out regardless. No, I didn't talk to her on video. Do I know my Hablo group? No. Hong Kong guy. Imagine Hong Kong guy shows up and He's like, Danny is a bad man. Hong Kong guy's coming to cockblock me. Yeah, Dragon's Dogma sucks, so hating on it is not going to get views, is it? If everyone already thinks it sucks, my strategy won't work. It only works when the game is popular because then they get ragebaited. You can't ragebait them when they already hate it. It was really rubbish. I played it for an hour and I refunded it. I kept dying to this big ogre thing. Come on, where is she? Hungry. I've got text-to-speech on as well if anyone wants to test it out. It should work. I had a dream about Isaac Siden last night. It was scary. He was in Japan, and then me and my girlfriend were here, and then we just randomly bumped into him, and then he thought I was sniping him again, and then he got mad at me. And I was trying to say, I'm not even streaming or sniping or anything. And then my girlfriend had an accident And then I was looking for her. It was such a weird dream. This is the worst part of meeting someone, when you're waiting for them. I'm getting déjà vu of going on Tinder dates and waiting for the girl to show up. I always scout out the area first. I prefer it if I'm waiting and she finds me rather than she's waiting and I find her. I didn't think I'd get here so quickly. Oh wow, thanks Sam. Was there text-to-speech? Oh, it popped up on the screen. Can you hear it? Oh, it popped up on the screen.

Can you hear it?

I can't see what it says. The text's too small. Wait, the target is at the location. No, imagine Ice snipes me. You can't— I need to turn the volume up. Okay, I turned it up now. Let me see if I can play it again.

Recent.

Recent history, recent events. I don't hear anything. Why is it not making a sound? I don't know. You can hear it? I can't hear it. That's weird. I'm not 40, I'm 35.

40.

She said she'll call me when she gets here. Why doesn't she watch the stream? How's 35? Gross. You'll be 35 too soon. Where should I take her? To fish and chips. Uh, maybe we go that way, cuz going back That way there would be nothing. I don't want to go towards Namba. Maybe we just— I think we go that way because there'll be some stuff there, but not near the station. Okay, let's get the train here and then walk her back to where she came from. You said that 2 minutes ago, so 8 minutes left. It should be like 7 minutes. Oh my God, is that her? Holding hands with the tall guy. Imagine she comes and she's like holding hands with a guy. It'd be like Scotland all over again. Whoa, battery anxiety? I've got a 28,000 milliamp battery bank.

Ah, my hand's numb.

I look like I've been stood up. I've been here for like half an hour. I look like I've been stood up. I don't really know what she looks like. She's got like— I mean, I do, but I forgot. She's got ginger hair or red hair, so it should be easy to spot. I mean, she should be easy to spot, not it. Or maybe it's the ginger girlfriend from England. Oh my God, it's gonna be awkward. She said she'll be here in 10 minutes, 5 minutes ago. So we got 5 minutes before 2— no, 4 minutes.

She's coming. 3 minutes.

Oh my God.

Still 3 minutes. Which exits is he going to come out of? If she comes out of this one, it'll be a bit awkward. Daniel's shaking. Yeah, cuz it's cold. It's Chihiro, come to smite me. Chihiro refuses to get me content, doesn't she? The only thing she was good for. No, Chihiro didn't text me back. She didn't even open the message. Someone said maybe she deleted Facebook or deleted the message app. Maybe, but then how does she talk to my mum? Maybe WhatsApp. It's been 8 minutes. She said 10 minutes. 8 minutes ago. I got a sore throat. Is that her? I saw a white girl with brown hair. Was that a Japanese girl with dyed hair? Is that a white girl?

So many people.

Why doesn't she watch the stream? Then she can see where I am. What's the point hiding behind a pole? Hiding behind my pillar. No, I'm not waiting at the station. I'll disconnect and it'd be weird. I thought that was her. I don't think so.

Is that her?

No, I think that's just a Japanese girl. Oh, she says she's 5 minutes away.

What?

She said she was 10 minutes away 9 minutes ago.

Okay.

I should hide behind this pole and jump out at girls and then say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought you were someone else. I feel a bit sick in my stomach. Imagine if she shows up and I puke. Good thing I didn't eat anything. I can see her if she comes out this exit.

It's that man up there. The man took my spot. It's a nice spot. Mm-hmm.

Why did he take my spot? Why do you want to take a photo here? It's not that good. He was looking right at me. Why didn't he just take it over there? It's exactly the same.

He didn't know.

I wonder how you say stood up in Japanese. I don't know how to say certain things.

Homeless man.

That's me in 20 years. 20 years, I'll be roaming the streets. Only 5 viewers. It's been like 15 minutes since she said 10 minutes.

Maybe she's lost.

It's kind of weird she's not in the chat because usually she's in the chat as Sunny. Her name's Sunny. In the chat. Is that her?

No.

She saw you and bailed? No, no way. Are you gonna have cereal? No, I'm a loyal boyfriend. It's been like 20 minutes. What if she gets too nervous and then she decides not to come? It's been 18 minutes.

Maybe I'll phone her.

Wow, we got 200 viewers! First time in how many years?

I don't know.

If she doesn't come, I can put like, stood up by my date. She said she's 5 minutes away 10 minutes ago. Where are you now? She's not reading the messages. Maybe it's really big underground. Like lots of different ways you can go. Maybe she's watching and laughing. She said, I'm 5 minutes away, 12 minutes ago.

He's gone.

I got nervous for a minute. He's gone. That's not her. See, it is kind of weird. It's been 14 minutes since she messaged me. That better not— he better not have taken a photo of me and put it on Reddit. I baited Daniel out of his room, lol. Okay, it's getting kind of weird now. Where is she? I'm starting to get a little bit suspicious. She's not replying messages She said she'll call when I get there at 9:38. I mean, 8:38. That was like 25 minutes ago. I've been streaming like an hour. I thought I'd start the stream and meet her within like 10 minutes. Okay, getting kind of weird. Maybe she did troll me. Maybe I should start thinking about leaving then. I'll wait. Maybe I'll wait for like an hour. How long should I wait? She's not even reading the messages. If she doesn't come, I think I'll just go to supermarket and then go back to the room. Oh, maybe that's her. No, that's an Asian girl. Oh no, it's white. She's with a guy. Oh, she phoned. Hello, where are you?

Hi, I'm at the station.

Uh, I don't know, any. I think there's only 2.

Okay, there's like 15 though.

Is there?

Okay, I'm gonna come out of 9.

Everyone thinks you stood me up.

I didn't, I'm here.

Ah, okay. And you're not a man? Do I sound like a man?

No. Okay, I think you're fine.

Okay, I don't know where to go.

Okay, I'm gonna go to— I'm just gonna go out on the street.

Where did you say you were?

By a bridge?

Yeah, there's a big bridge and I'm on one end of the bridge.

Okay, that's very useful.

It's not a very big bridge.

I'm going through this Massive tunnel now. Do you have to go through a massive tunnel to get outside?

I walked here.

This is so confusing. This is really weird. Okay, I don't know if I'm—

I think it'll be east, like southeast exit.

Okay, well, I'm so confused.

This looks like the right way.

Yeah. Okay, okay, cool. Oh my God.

Um, okay, I'm also— I'm wearing like a blue denim jacket.

Okay.

So if you see me first, yeah, please help me.

Okay. Okay, I'm gonna just go to a bridge.

Okay. Wish me luck. Okay, bye.

See ya.

See, she is real. You guys trying to make me feel I'm a little nervous. She sounds a bit like that Manchester British girl. Oh, thank God she's real. She says she's wearing a blue denim jacket. I thought she wasn't coming. She said there's like 15 exits. I think that's it, but I only see 2 unless there's more that way. Are you freezing?

Oh, I'm freezing.

Blue denim jacket. That's not her. Why are there a lot of white women coming out now? Uh, my knees are shaking. Oh, I see her. There she is, she's coming.

Hello! I made it! Oh my God, it's really you!

Yeah, tall.

You're taller than I thought. Yeah, I am I'm real, I'm real, I'm not a man.

Good.

Oh, good.

I'm streaming now, by the way.

Okay, hello.

It's okay?

Of course, of course.

So where do you—

What should we do? I don't know.

I thought we'd go that way.

What is— I don't even know what there is to do here. Why did you tell us to come here?

Because I lag in Osaka Station.

Oh, but we could go somewhere else.

How do we get out?

Sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so late. But I did say 9 and it's 8 past 9, so it's fine. Okay, I did get a taxi.

Really? Yeah, but our taxi station's like 10 minutes walk.

500 yen, so please scream, viewers, please scream! I'm real, I'm real!

If I get dono—

yeah, this is so weird. You're like, you're like real. Yeah, I also stole this umbrella from where? From the whole from the hostel I'm staying at because they stole my friend's, so I stole someone else's.

At the umbrella stand?

Yeah, of course.

It's cold.

I can't walk too fast because I'm really full of yakisoba.

I ate too much.

Are you cold?

Yeah, I was standing there for like half an hour.

I'm sorry, I'm really hot because I was trying to rush really quickly.

Oh, let me go on the stream and see what they're saying. So are we just going to— I'm happy to just walk around. Yeah, cuz I have yakiniku belly.

Wait, let's take this off.

It doesn't seem like you're streaming.

I know, I made a new setup. You can't see I'm streaming.

It's really hard to see.

Yeah, it's stuck.

Wait, does that go around your chest like a Yeah, it's a GoPro, GoPro mount.

That's cool.

Okay, there, she's real, guys.

I'm real.

What are they saying? I'm nervous, I'm scared. You guys are strange.

What about we go that way? Yeah, it looks peaceful.

But if you're really cold, we can go somewhere.

No, if I walk, I'm okay.

That girl seems so sweet and nice. I'm happy for you and this first date.

Oh wow, thanks, Tom. $1.

I feel really— no, I don't know, I feel really bad now.

Why?

Because of your girlfriend. She said that— I was listening to the stream when I was getting ready.

It's just for content, she'll be fine.

You let Blood Bucket come to your hotel room?

Who came to my hotel room?

Blood Bucket came to your hotel room, right?

Yeah, I think she's okay with Blood Bucket.

Oh, because she's like older?

Yeah.

That's your reputation, that's not even a good thing.

What reputation?

Yeah, no, turn off, I'm sorry.

I said you're old as well. I'm not—

what?

I'm not old.

No, I said you're like 20.

I'm 25.

Yeah, 20, mid-20s.

Not really, I'm 18.

18?

I want to be. Oh.

How old are you anyway? You're—

I'm 35 now.

Don't look at me, you look like 25 as well.

25?

Yeah.

Nice.

Let's change angle, I don't look good from that angle.

Okay, this angle?

So this—

I should have put myself. I can't.

Yeah, why don't you film yourself anyway?

I can't, the cable's too short.

Oh, so you have to like hold it out?

Um, yeah.

We could go get dessert. Did you— wait, did you have dinner?

No, I just had biscuits.

What biscuits?

Walker's biscuits.

Sometimes I have biscuits for dinner if I'm poor or I don't want to cook. It's good. I brought like loads of custard creams from the UK.

Did you bring any pot noodle?

I actually did, I did. I brought 4 pot noodles.

What flavor? Chicken and mushroom.

The best, the best ones.

No, beef and tomato is better.

Do you think so?

Yeah. I don't like that.

The curry, it's good. But, uh, yeah, I brought 4 pot noodles and I would tell my Japanese like Coworkers that have brought instant noodles to Japan and they're like, what's wrong with you? You literally brought— in the capital of instant noodles, you brought British noodles.

I think they taste better.

They do, and they're like thick, like the flavor is thicker. Yeah, the sauce is thicker, right?

I think.

Yeah, it's richer. Yeah, Japanese noodles kind of— it's supposed to wet.

Oh my God.

What's that?

Cyclists are scary. We should get bikes.

These are like rent bikes, right?

Yeah, but it's cold.

Yeah, it is cold.

The wind would blow.

Oh, I watched sumo today.

Sumo?

That's why I'm here.

What, in real life?

Yeah, like real sumo. I could show you videos.

Okay.

It was at the, um, Edion Arena.

Edion?

Yeah, we, we watched like the championships. Have you seen sumo before? It's so violent.

No, I've seen it on YouTube. Yeah, they just slap and push each other.

Yeah, I think it's really funny, like they intimidate each other before the fight and they like slap their butts. It's really weird, but it was really cool.

Isn't it really expensive?

It was, it was like 7,000, I think.

¥7,000 per person?

Yeah, per person, and maybe slightly more than that. And you can— but you can go in for the whole day, so it's like 8 o'clock until like 7, and you can come in and out and like bring your own food and stuff. There were so many people, it was packed. Oh yeah, are you gonna get demonetized?

I don't know, it's probably not clear enough.

Yeah, true. It was cool though. It was really hot in there, so I like that it's cold here. We could go to— it's Saturday night, we could go like downtown. It's gonna be really busy though.

I'm worried it will lag.

Do you think so?

I've been there before last year and it was kind of laggy. Maybe it'll be okay.

But I don't mind, I don't mind what you do.

What are they saying now?

I'm really nervous.

I got quite a lot of viewers. I don't usually— I don't usually get like 200 plus. It's been like 2 years since I had over 200.

Really?

Yeah.

What can I say? Pay for my taxi, guys, it was expensive.

Oh, I got $5 from Kale. Thanks, Kale. What did he say?

I was just gonna say hello.

Finally some great content. Hope you're having fun. Oh, there it is.

Oh, nice.

Finally some great content. Hope you're having fun. Very cool.

Does it really?

Yeah.

How about Twitch?

Twitch takes like 50%, I think, or 30% if you're like a big streamer.

Oh, I see.

What's that building?

I think that's the city hall.

Really? It's so European looking.

Yeah, it's cool. Have you been to Kobe?

Yeah.

They have like all the European buildings, right?

I forgot now.

That's funny. We could, we could drink if you want to, but we don't have to. How low is your self-esteem?

What?

These people are so funny.

You make—

that's so funny.

You said I'm tall. They keep saying I'm short.

How many centimeters?

I'm just 175.

I'm 155. I'm like 5 foot. I really cling on to like that 5 foot 1 inch, but I'm not really there.

I say I'm 5'9, but I'm like 5'8.888.

Yeah, but you cling on to it because you're alive. Should we go to the river?

Okay. Yeah, it's cool. That—

does it say what it is? Yeah, City Public Hall.

City Central Public Hall.

Cool, it's very peaceful here.

Yeah.

I just came from Dotonbori, I dropped my friends off there. It was just like people screaming, it was getting a bit crazy.

Yeah. This is really nice.

I went there during the day and it was really packed.

Yeah, I think all day it's really packed.

So everyone's just like drinking on the street there?

Yeah, they're starting to now. I, I've been on nights out there and it's just crazy. Like, people go until like 5 in the morning. It's really, really crazy. It is fun. Like, it's fun if you're in a group with a group. Yeah, because if If I was alone, I'd feel so unsafe.

I did it once, like 6 years ago, and then we had to wait until 5 for the morning train.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But it was so cold, we just sat on the street, like drunk and tired.

That's so horrible.

It wasn't fun.

Yeah, because the alcohol wears off and the vibes just go down again, and you're like, this is horrible, I want to be at home. We don't have to do that, but we could get a little drink. I don't mind.

Uh, the konbini?

Yeah.

Okay.

I want to get some antibac actually.

Get some what?

Antibac.

Antibac?

You know what that means, you're British.

What is it?

Like antibacterial.

Oh, antibacterial.

You don't say antibac?

No. Where are you from in England?

I'm from— I was born in Essex actually. Don't call me Essex girl.

Essex girl?

Number 3? How many are there now?

Uh, there was a second one, but I never showed her.

Oh, you didn't meet her?

I mean, I did meet her, but she was never like on the channel or anything.

Oh, I see.

Yeah.

Um, so I was born in Essex, and then we moved to London when I was like 10, and then we moved to Norfolk, and now I live somewhere that I won't say.

Somewhere else.

So you have like a London accent?

I don't know what my accent is. Sometimes it's really heavy.

I can't figure it out.

Yeah, because my parents are both from London, so my parents have a really heavy Cockney accent. Yeah, but obviously I grew up in Essex, so it's— Essex and London is a little bit similar, like Essex and Cockney is quite the same. But also being in Japan for the last 2 years, I have actually changed the way I speak a little bit. Yeah. people. Otherwise, if I talked in a Cockney accent here, no one would understand me, you know? Like, if I was at school and like— my co-workers understand English a little bit, but I have to speak like the Queen's English so that they understand me.

If you spoke it like that in your class—

If I spoke like a roadman, they would be like, what? Like, oh, what's your snap feed?

I'm gonna put this on.

Me?

I mean, can you put— screw it on?

What is this?

The phone mount. I want to hold it.

Like that? To go in there?

To go on the phone, because my hand hurts.

I'll hold it if you want.

No, it's easier if I hold it on the tripod.

I used to have a GoPro.

And then put it in the hole.

I can't see.

I didn't mean it like that.

This is, this is Dan's stream now. Don't film me while I put it in the hole.

Okay.

Stop filming me while I put it in the hole. I actually can't see. I need you to shine a light so I can see if it's like lined up.

Uh, I don't think I could do that. Oh wait, I'll do it on mine. Yeah, on your phone.

Just shine mine. Okay, I can't see. Is this— oh, this is like a selfie stick.

Yeah.

Okay.

Thanks.

I think that's not very tight though.

That's okay, not too tight.

It's not very tight in the holes. So now you can just hold it out, or does it attach?

No, it's just easier to hold. My finger was cramping up.

Oh yeah, like holding it like that.

My little finger gets cramped up. I don't need my discreet—

Yes. Oh shit.

This is so old, I need a new one. Is that the river down there?

Um, yeah.

I don't know where we are.

We should be going east, I think we're going east.

How far is it from here to—

To where?

Like, like, uh, Dotonbori.

Like, um, an hour walk.

What are you saying?

I don't know, I wasn't reading it.

She's 14.

Daniel has negative rizz. He said like 3 sentences about his pinky finger. Wow.

Oh my God, they're unhinged.

Can we have—

I don't want to like repeat this—

a 360 sunny? What does that mean? 360 view?

No.

I wore baggy clothes because I knew I'd eat too much too.

I want yakiniku too, I'm hungry.

We can go.

I don't think I can eat anymore, but we can go. Too late.

You should— we should eat though, it's really late. Do you wanna— what do you want to eat?

I'm not that hungry.

He's only 16, I'm not 16. I will show you my ID. I'm 25. I won't show you, I'll show Daniel.

Oh wow, Kale, $5. She has such a good personality and she's super cute. Here's more money for a drink.

Thank you, let's go get a drink.

Okay, where's the konbini? They're being pretty nice to us.

It's giant apple.

Oh yeah.

You can eat giant apple. Maybe we can find one. This is like in the middle of nowhere. It's like all business.

Oh yeah.

Apple.

Is that just a random— did we just trespass?

I don't think we're allowed here.

I'm not sure. There's security cameras there as well.

Oh no!

Oh my God, let's just go.

Why is there just a random big apple here?

This is cool.

Is it like the One Piece fruit?

Maybe that's what it is.

I think there's a konbini over there, over the bridge.

Oh yeah, are you sure? Yeah, it's fine. Let's get fried chicken.

She has such a good personality and she's super cute. Here's more money for a drink.

Wow.

Happy late b-day, Daniel.

Oh, maybe it is a Beatles—

It's what?

Maybe it is a Beatles reference.

Beatles? Why, why an apple?

This isn't— they had like a Beatles— I mean, they have an album. I actually don't like the Beatles. Japanese people always try and talk to me about the Beatles and I'm like, I don't care.

Daniel is so cheap. Instead of taking her to a nice bar or izakaya, he's going to buy her a drink from a konbini. Broke boy bitch Daniel.

But if we go to an izakaya, won't there be music and stuff?

Yeah, yeah, it might be a bit loud.

I don't know, I'm trying to think like how this is, unless it's like a really quiet one, maybe.

I like it when they have the touchscreen tablets so you don't have to speak.

Yeah, me too. At the yakiniku place, you can just order on your phone. It's really nice.

Yeah.

I don't want to talk to people. These horns are around here. There's a lot of views though.

What kind of work does she do?

Just English teaching, basically.

You said you're leaving this year?

Yeah, I'm leaving this year in summer.

You didn't like it teaching English?

I did really like it, but I just really miss Tesco's.

Like I said, that is really— You miss the food?

I miss the food. It's That's not the most important thing, but I miss the food too.

Everyone says British food sucks.

It's so good, but when you grow up with British food, it's like, yeah, it's your comfort food, you know?

Yeah.

So as much as like, yeah, it's not the best, I think it's the best. Beans on toast, like, so good.

I know bacon is best.

Yeah, the bacon here is so bad.

It's just ham, isn't it?

Yeah, even bacon like in America is just not the same. I don't know like what's going on with British pigs, but we got some good bacon and it's just—

We use the back.

Is that what it is? Yeah, because it looks different.

Yeah, yeah, everyone else uses the stomach.

Oh, is that why it's like streaky?

Yeah, belly.

Um, it just tastes better. And yeah, not just food, but it's just really hard like living abroad.

It is.

I don't know, it's just hard.

Like, yeah.

What else is hard?

Being an English teacher, at least like where I work, it's not very fulfilling. Yeah, like my school's not very high achieving, and like, you know, if you have a job, you want it to be like— yeah, you want to feel like you're making an impact, and I don't really. I have really happy moments sometimes. Yeah, like I get along really well with everyone, but there's just like— there's no progression with it, so it is kind of a waste of time.

Is it in the middle of nowhere where your school is?

Yeah, it's in the middle of nowhere, like countryside.

I'd get so bored.

Yeah, you do get bored.

You do.

Although the view is nice there.

It is, yeah.

I wish it was a clear night, you could see the stars, but it's so cloudy.

Should we go over there?

Where?

To the 7-Eleven.

Okay.

If you want 7-Eleven.

We got $1.

Daniel says he pees between couches and in sinks wherever he stays during his trips.

Shut up, Blackman. I never said that. Did you watch when Blood Bucket came to my hotel?

I watched a little bit. I was a little bit, um, I didn't really have a lot of time.

Wait, it's green!

Oh my God, it's not flashing.

Okay.

Yeah, that was cool. I want to meet her. She looks really pretty.

Yeah, she's nice.

How did, how did she find out about you anyway?

She said she was watching a podcast and they mentioned my channel.

I see, I see.

Do you speak Japanese?

A little bit.

You can— can you order me chicken?

You don't have to talk to anybody.

But you have to ask for it. It's in the—

Oh, you do?

The hot cabinet.

In the Family Mart, you can just take it out of the tray. I have to like talk to them. I can, I can try. I stopped studying like after I got here.

Yeah, you don't use it much?

I do because no one else gives me signals.

Ah.

Um, but I don't know.

I get nervous asking for the stuff in the hot cabinet.

Why?

I don't know. It's hard to pronounce.

Yeah, that's really true.

It's like family chicken.

That's why in Family Mart you can just take it out and get it for us.

Yeah, see, you can't, you can't take it out. There she goes. Where's she gone?

Antibac.

Antibac. She ditched me.

Where are the drinks?

It's fine, they only have like a giant—

what do you want to eat?

Um, a drink. What kind of drink? I mean like alcoholic drink.

Oh, a thirsty drink?

Yeah, or do you want just like normal drink?

Yeah, we can get a drink.

I might like—

oh yeah. Let's get soju.

Do you like soju?

It's so good.

Okay.

Yeah, we'll get really drunk though.

But we don't have a cup.

You buy an ice cup from—

you just drink it from the bottle, don't you?

We're going to the one on the beach and then we should get a taster cuz that's quite disgusting.

Okay.

Should we get like a Coke or Yeah, or we could get juice.

Where's it?

Where's what? Like, it's probably around here.

Yeah.

Yeah, it's like we're leaving the shop.

The shop's so big, it goes around here.

You want to get another one? I would not drink this.

No, this stuff's too strong.

This is too strong.

This is really strong.

Oh, they have the cold one too. This is, this is better. So disgusting.

Do you mix it with anything?

No, well, you don't—

you can if you want, but you just—

you should just have it straight and then like with the downwind.

Okay.

Should we just get these and go?

Uh, yeah.

Or the bottle?

Bottle?

It's more expensive though.

How much?

That's expensive.

Just get this.

You can pay.

They can pay.

I pay for taxi.

You're paying.

That's true.

Where's my card?

What's the chicken piece there?

Is that jalapeño?

I've only got one left.

Do you want that one?

Yeah. What does it say? Age tori. I think it's age tori. Can you read it?

No.

I'm pretty sure it says age tori.

Age is like— yeah, I mean, maybe say in English.

Japanese style Salty fried chicken. He's not Japanese, he's very sweet.

See, it's fine, it's fine. I wonder if he speaks English. Probably.

Do you want any snacks?

No.

Is that little bit of chicken all you're going to eat?

Yeah.

Chicken base. The last one.

Yeah, this one.

Is that it? Is that all you want?

Yeah.

It's crazy how you can just press it.

Yeah, and they don't check.

No.

We look too old.

No, I get checked in the UK.

Really?

Yeah.

They think I'm like 18 in the UK.

You look 18.

I like how you pay here now.

Yeah, it's good. Not in This is just like a city.

Oh, do we pay now?

Yeah, you choose the— you want to pay by cash or pay by my card?

Let's card.

Yeah, it's in English.

Why is it red? It was red though.

I think it's—

we didn't get a bag. I think it means—

do you want a bag?

We don't need a bag.

Okay, save the planet.

Give Daniel kiss on cheek.

Okay, what about cups?

We don't need it.

Okay, I don't know anything about alcohol.

This is like the way to get trashed on a night in Osaka.

Oh, ¥1,100.

But this is like— honestly, one bottle of this, half a bottle of this, you'll be, you'll be on the floor. So a whole bottle, I'm a bit worried. We need to go somewhere safe.

We're about back to the river.

Okay, yeah, okay. I should not— is this, is this like—

I'm not very strong at drinking. That's why I need the chicken.

No, that would be good, but that's not for you.

It is for me. What's the percentage of alcohol? It's like 20?

Yeah. How can you find it? Where is it?

Can you find it? It doesn't say. 20?

20?

I think it's higher than that. It usually says it.

I don't know.

Oh wait, is that 30? It would say percent on it.

Oh yeah, 13. No, they put dol instead. Instead of percentage. Oh, I see.

Kanji. 13%. It's not bad.

It's not too much. Oh, it's green. Is it like, uh, Weisswein? I keep saying— I said it wrong again.

Rice wine.

Rice wine. Yeah, I think it's like the Korean version of, uh, oh yeah, of sake basically.

I find that quite easy to drink.

For you and your new friend.

Oh wow, $10 from Abigail. Very generous. What did it say, the message? Is there no message?

No.

Oh, there was a message.

Oh my God.

Daniel, what would you do if you woke up and the Australian guy's willy was waving in front of you?

What would you do if you woke up, Australian guy's willy? Why did you keep asking me? I wouldn't do anything.

What does that mean?

I don't know.

What about down there?

I think she wants something from you, but she's being nice about it.

Aha.

What does that mean?

That's weird.

She's already had a few. I actually haven't. I'm just really tired. I'm drunk on yakiniku. Oh, can you see that church over there? There's like a Jesus cross. Um, should we go to church?

No.

Should we go and pray?

hotel and chill. Have a nice conversation, smiley face.

Uh, maybe later. What about down there?

Yeah, that's cool. Is that like a garden? Like a park?

Like a park, I think. Oh my God, I've been here before. Oh no, this is where I came last year with that Korean woman.

Oh really?

And I parked my bicycle there.

Oh no.

Did you see that? Oh no, I didn't make a video, did I?

Yeah, you didn't make a video about that.

It was a secret.

It was a secret?

Yeah.

It was, yeah.

What were they doing?

What were they doing? They were doing something.

Oh, they're taking a selfie.

They got embarrassed. Is this somewhere— I think we can sit somewhere, maybe?

But we might have to buy something from that shop.

Really?

Riverside Grill.

They're not gonna come out, are they?

Let's check.

Another dollar.

Daniel, you mentioned that while bumming each other with another guy, it won't be gay unless you kiss and cuddle. Is that true? Please educate us.

I never said that. I deny.

Should we—

we could—

this is a public bench, but it's not bad.

Was it raining today?

It was, it rained all day.

Should we just sit here? Okay.

Or over there? I think it's gonna be wet everywhere though.

A table would be nice. I could put the phone on it.

We'd have to buy something. We can't just sit there, he's like closing the restaurant now. We could just sit along here.

Okay, on the grass.

Well, it'd be all wet.

I meant like along the river there.

They said the stream quality sucks.

What?

It's not that bad.

It seems alright.

It's just dark, that's why. If I switch lens—

It is quite dark.

How's it now?

There's no lights here, so—

It's probably way brighter now. Look at it now.

Yeah.

No, I haven't switched. Have I switched it?

I don't know.

It's like 360.

Oh.

My signal's not the best.

Because your phone's setting it to 360.

I'm not on Wi-Fi either, so— they're probably on Wi-Fi, right? Oh, this doesn't look too wet.

A little bit.

Sunny, damp. I got 2 pairs of trousers on.

Oh, good for you. Okay, the rock's not like cold. Okay, so we have to— you're not gonna enjoy this drink, it's disgusting.

If it's like rice wine, it should be fine.

It's not very nice. Have your chicken first.

Sunny, Daniel got banned from Airbnb because he used to go into the kitchen and stick the host's spatula up his bum bum.

Did you really do that? Was that real?

Yeah.

Are you just gonna put it on me the whole time?

Where should I put it?

Well, we can take turns if you like. What's your favorite movie? Titanic.

I don't know where to be, and then I sit here.

On the floor? Is it good angle? Is it wide angle?

Yeah, but the wide angle is dark.

Oh no, he's like half naked, man. People are crazy.

Must be freezing. Oh my God. Oh, thanks, Kate.

What's her favorite movie?

Oh, you just said that. Titanic.

It's really delayed.

Yeah.

Watch out, you'll get wet, wink wink.

Oh, blood bucket. Hello, blood bucket.

Yeah, Daniel just bought the booze. I didn't come with a bag full of booze. That's not very good influence. I can't remember which one is worse. I think this one's okay. Yeah, this one's nice. You should have this one.

Okay.

It's like squash. I actually have some squash in my bag.

Why?

Robinson squash from UK.

So you add water to it?

Yeah, you've had Robinson's before, right? What do you mean?

I've seen, I've seen the advert.

No, you've had squash.

I've had Ribena.

Yeah, Ribena. You've never had like orange squash at school?

Yeah, but I don't remember the name.

Sunny, did you sub to Daniel's hardcore gay OnlyFans?

No.

Jesus Christ, that's soju. Yeah, it's dangerous.

Danger.

Yeah, she's so cute. Love, fuck it, you're so cute. I want to meet you. Watch her drink this soju down like it's water. I mean, I can, I can. We're pacing ourselves. Sunny, when are you leaving Osaka?

Like tomorrow.

Tomorrow?

Yeah, we go back.

It's so expensive to stay around here, like hotels and stuff. How much is it? We're in a hostel, um, I'm sharing it with my friend. So it's not that much. It was like 10,000 for like a female dorm room, and it's just 3 times, so it's not too bad. But I would stay longer, but it's just so expensive and there's not like a lot of choice.

My hotel was £400 for 10 days.

That's not bad. I stayed I stayed in an Apple Hotel in Tokyo for like 4 days and that was like 500 quid.

That's a lot.

They can be cheap. It was so uncomfortable. The bed was not comfortable.

Really? Mine's really soft. The pillow's really—

Yeah, the pillows are horrible. Did you eat it? Are you gonna try it?

Which one? This?

Yeah, I think you should try that one. It's like a You're gonna shut it?

There's no glass.

You don't need a glass to drink from the bottle. We don't have to share.

That's like low class.

Stick your finger in it.

It's like juice.

We didn't kampai.

Oh, kampai.

To new friendships. Yeah, friendships.

Nice to meet you. I know you guys don't think it's Oh my God, I nearly met you last year, but then I suddenly went back.

Yeah, I thought I— you went back, right? It's just hard to get time off work. I want to get my drink ready. You can do it. She just friend-zoned you. She's got a fucking girlfriend.

Her girlfriend's probably watching now.

Yeah, exactly. I'm trying to make her feel better.

God.

Invite her back to your contact group. I can't get cold sores, fun fact about me. Do you actually have a cold sore?

It's a pimple.

Oh yeah. I don't want to drink this, it's so gross.

What's gross?

This.

That's not too bad actually. You want to try this one?

Okay.

Tell me which one is better. They usually have more flavors.

It tastes the same.

Is it easier to drink?

Sunny, would you date Daniel if he was single? Rate him out of 10.

What? Would you date me if I was single?

I don't date anyone.

I've like—

I've sworn off love. I don't believe in it.

Her skin is perfecto.

It is not. I like literally— I'm 25, I still get like spots.

I thought I'd stop getting them when I'm 35, but I still get them.

I think I'll still get them when I'm 35. Maybe it's stress, I don't know. Well, my diet, because I do not eat vegetables, which is probably the reason why.

Yeah, I think it's stress. I get more when I'm stressed.

Me too.

This is actually not so bad. I just have a little PTSD from this drink.

Why?

It's just because it was the only thing I would drink on nights out, and you drink so much you're sick.

It doesn't taste that strong.

No, it's not too bad, right? But it will hit you. Go slow.

I hope it's not like the time I drank Coke and vodka and then I—

That's dangerous!

Couldn't stand up.

That's really bad. That would get me on the floor too. Vodka's really dangerous.

Yeah, and then it made me cry.

Yeah, it makes me cry.

It's weird.

When I get drunk, I just— I get emotional too.

It depends what you drink.

Yeah, for you. for any drunkenness for me. It depends like who I'm with, I think, as well.

Yeah.

And I just don't understand how people can be angry drunks. Like, you know, these middle-aged men that are angry drunks.

I'm like, you can mimic me.

Is she single? Can I have a go?

Wow.

How funny. Post that on your friends. Yeah, because we're streaming.

Go read the chat. Yeah, or we ignore the chat.

Yeah, should we ignore you? Do you want us to ignore you?

Is that what you want?

It's chill, it's nice.

A bit cold, but Stop reading chat and talk to her.

No, it's funny.

I am talking.

We are talking. This is cozy. I would love to watch a stream like this, just like hanging out with the city lights in the background. It's cozy.

Osaka's nice.

It is, yeah.

It's really quiet as well.

It's quiet here. If we went to Dotonbori right now, it would be scary.

Yeah.

We should go though.

Really?

Do you not want to? Are you scared?

There's a lot of people, but I don't think it's dangerous.

Yeah, we could do.

You just have to be careful.

But we'd have to get on the train.

Did we not walk from here?

I think it would take like an hour.

What?

No way, really?

If she single, can I have a go?

Bring her to Blood Bucket's house.

Yeah, that would be so fun. Let's drink soju with Blood Bucket. That would be funny.

Yeah, 50 minutes to Namba.

I mean, I like walking, so I don't mind.

Yeah?

It's not illegal to walk and drink.

It's just a straight line.

Yeah, along the river, right?

Didn't Chris Broad make a video saying don't eat and walk or something?

Why? Oh, because it's like against the culture rules or something. Yeah, but it's nighttime and it's Saturday night. Everyone's doing it. It's just cold, go to hotel. I'm actually— I'm okay, I'm fine. I've been in like a hot arena already. I'll go to the park in America Mura. That could be good.

Where's that?

It's quite close to like Namba. It's still quite far, but it's fun. It's like where young Eric had a number.

Sunny, if Daniel was single, you date him? What would you rate his appearance out of ten?

They can pay for our taxi again.

If Daniel was single, would you date him?

I don't love getting drunk. I don't get drunk that much, but I'm British, we're British, so it's kind of in our nature to get drunk.

I never really did it though, like got drunk. Yeah, when I was younger.

University, I didn't really.

I didn't go to university.

So there's like no reason to. I feel like that's the only— if you go to university or you go to the pub, otherwise you would just drink at home alone.

That's kind of sad. Yeah. Funny.

What are they saying? Ask her to say bottle of water.

In what app?

I don't know.

I have many apps.

The meme, the meme app.

Bottle of water.

Bottle of water.

Tuesday.

Tuesday.

That's not too bad.

Oh my God, I feel drunk.

No, you don't!

What the hell?

That was quick. We need more chicken.

Let's soak it up.

You drank quite a lot. You need to slow down.

Oh yeah, drink more Coke.

She's getting bored. I'm not getting bored, I'm not. This is nice. I've had a really busy day, I want to just be chill.

Sunny, would you date Daniel if he was single? Rate his appearance out of 10.

I thought they asked that earlier.

Yeah, they did.

It's a new one.

Did they just repeat it?

Yeah. What did you do today? Just sumo and then yakiniku.

But like, we didn't go to sumo until like 2 o'clock, so we— I had to get the train from where I live, which took like 3 hours, and then we went to— my friend was cold, so we had to go to like the mall to buy clothes because she was cold, and then we got like Starbucks and lunch, and then we went to somewhere. It's quite a busy day.

Yeah.

Daniel is absolutely questioning society. It is possible to have normal conversations.

I should have bought more chicken.

We can go back. There's no more chicken left though. You have to get something else. What's the best konbini chicken of all the konbinis?

I like Family Mart. There's one What, Family Mart?

Yeah, I think so.

I had Family Mart yesterday.

Like, which one is karaage kun?

That's Lawson. Oh, I don't like that. You like that?

I like that.

It's like nuggets.

It's like dry and it's just like nuggets.

Are you going to see your ex-wife Chihiro soon? We miss her.

Did she reply to it?

Chihiro didn't reply.

Did she read it?

No.

That's sad.

See?

She must have got it though. Are you blocked? Did it even go through?

If I'm blocked, I think it would just say Facebook user.

Oh, it would not have a tick, right?

Yeah. She doesn't want to help me make content.

She?

He's drunk. Who's drunk? No one's drunk yet.

I'm a bit drunk.

No, you're not. No, you're not. That's really bad. Yeah, I think that's tough, man.

She moved on.

Sunny, what do you like about Japan? It's safe, it's beautiful, um, it's full of culture. I don't know, it's stereotypical answers, but it's true.

I don't know.

Can you imagine doing this in London?

I'd be scared.

I'd be so scared.

Get stabbed.

I would be so scared. We would have been mugged by now. You would have been mugged with all your equipment.

Yeah.

I would have been kidnapped, probably.

London's scary.

It's so scary. I got mugged when I was in year 7. I got mugged.

In London?

Yeah, after school. It was so scary. I couldn't like walk to school after that.

beaten up in Rotterdam.

Where's Rotterdam? Oh, is that England?

In the Netherlands.

That sounds dangerous too though.

Yeah, it's pretty dangerous.

Like, Europe in general is just not that safe.

Yeah, that's why I like Asia. Asia's nice.

Yeah, it is just so safe.

Daniel, just relax, focus on having a good time. Ask her what clubs she was in school. They're going—

St. James, plenty of beautiful with that British accent of yours.

Which I'm fine. What is that?

Why does it do that?

What time is it? Oh, 10. The 10 PM chime.

Oh, it's like London.

Sunny, how long have you been watching Daniel's channel?

What's that? How long?

Oh, it's hard to say. I think I started watching in like the pandemic, I think, because I really— I had a place on— I had a job set up here, but I couldn't come because like they had shut the borders. So I was like, I was binging like loads of Japan videos. And then I just went down like a rabbit hole.

The sexual tension is driving me crazy, Sunny.

Well, the, um, why I hate living in Japan video.

I think it was like back then. Yeah, just all of them. Like, I obviously searched Japan and your videos came up, so I don't know what one it was. Like one of the popular ones.

My most popular one was why Japan sucks.

Yeah, it probably was that one.

And I say the bacon's bad or something.

And I completely get it now.

Yeah, I completely get it.

I was right.

Back then I didn't know, but you warned me.

Yeah.

Sunny, you're cool. Thank you. You don't know him, Sunny. He gets drunk from only one. I get drunk from only one. We're small people, it's fine.

Daniel, just relax and focus on having a good time. Ask her what clubs she was in school. Ignore the trolls, they just want to ruin your night.

We don't have clubs. Yeah, we don't have clubs. I did ballet for like 7 years.

Actually, we had a chess club. I went there once.

I was in chess club too. Yeah, yeah, we don't— it's not like Japan. They go crazy for their clubs here. Like, you have to join a club, right? I think, yeah, in middle school, but Our clubs are like outside of school if you want to do it. Yes, like football club or something. You need to slow it down.

Yeah, you just slow down because it doesn't feel like anything when you start drinking.

Yeah, in 20 minutes you're gonna be like crying on the floor. I'll have to carry you.

No, I'm fine with, um, Nihonshu, uh, rice wine.

I can't say it.

Rice wine.

Rice wine.

Rice wine.

Oh my God, carry him back to his hotel so you can play him Minnie Stumpf. People often say you don't like him. Um, Emma Watson.

But Sunny, can you sing James Blunt's You're Beautiful for us? You are British.

Like a ginger Emma Watson.

Can you sing James Blunt? No.

What?

James Blunt?

James—

sing it?

What do you mean, like the Adele song?

He sings that You're Beautiful song. I don't remember how it goes.

I don't watch the James Blunt films.

No, he said James Blunt's, didn't he?

Soju got like 8% alcohol. Yeah, it's like— I think this is 13.

This is 13.

Peach.

Peach flavor. You didn't ignore BB. What did she say?

I'm not fat, I've just got a lot of clothes on because it's cold.

I look like I'm fat with all this.

Yeah, I got baggy clothes on.

I got my IRL setup in my jacket.

Oh, because you have to hide it.

Daniel has a fat and juicy egg roll. Nom nom nom nom nom.

Daniel, cry please.

Cry? I have to drink vodka.

We can.

No, I don't want vodka.

This is Korean vodka.

It was so embarrassing. I was in Manchester and I went to this viewer's house. Yeah, she made me vodka and I was crying on her floor.

You can do that. Was it like a good— was it like a cathartic, like nice crying, or genuinely sad?

I just felt really sad.

Because I guess when you're drunk, your real emotions come out.

Daniel, can we get a Sex Doll Gave Me Chlamydia sequel? That's the first video I watched of yours. Big fan, Sexy Master Pimp Lord.

Sex Doll what? Chlamydia sequel?

Baby, what did you say? We didn't ignore you.

Don't ignore her, baby.

She said— didn't she say Is she— are you single?

Oh, did she?

That's what she said.

Is that what you said?

Oh no, they said the sexual tension is driving me crazy. Oh, sorry, I missed.

Between me and Blum?

Okay.

Oh, she said that?

Yeah, she said that.

What's that TikTok channel?

I don't have anything.

You didn't have a YouTube channel?

No, I had nothing.

People are like, what's your Instagram? I'm like, I don't have it, I don't have anything. I have that Finsta, like, just because my friends made me add it. I do look quite fat from this angle, to be fair.

No, it just looks like your jacket's baggy.