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29,

56,

56 plus 8,

64, 84 minus 15, 70,

87, 95, 95 plus 8, 103, 107.

The fuck?

What?

One of my longs got closed out at -187. What?

Why did it close out? I didn't have a stop loss.

107, -187,

-80,

-74, -100, -100.

What? I don't know why one of my longs closed out at 100. I don't know,

maybe I got margin— I think I got margin called when I was driving.

Which one was it?

Oh God,

well, I didn't want to close that out. Let me get my calculator.

Why did that one close out?

See what it

says. Where's that? -187.

Said some of your positions were closed due to insufficient funds. Oh my God, it forced closed one of my lungs.

Fuck, forced me out one of my lungs.

Oh, I should have made like 110 shorting,

but then that 187 realized loss wiped out all my gains.

I must have got margin called when I was driving. Where was it?

I think it was there when we left, and then it carried on tanking when I was driving.

Well, I think I'd still get back to $1,000 if it went back up to there.

Oh, that's annoying.

Oh,

well, I would be down even more if I didn't make that money from the shorts.

So I shouldn't be down this much if I still had that long open.

Uh,

maybe.

Maybe I sell all my light strategy. Yeah,

and I sell

And then I move that £100 into the CFDs.

£100 into CFD. I can't put another long. The £100 I add will just cover

Yeah, it didn't. I still got zero free funds because all that did was—

it'll just get— it just got eaten up straight away by the margin.

I sell all my rare earth.

140 CFD.

I still have £0.

All it did was cover the margin.

If I sell some Bitmine, I sell £400 of Bitmine.

And then move that into CFDs.

Okay, now got 345 to go along with.

Right, I want to put in some lungs now. Now I've got— well, I'm back to $1,000 on CFDs now. That's how the rich stay rich.

And I was down 20% on Bitmain. I sold a third of it.

So I can buy 0.35 units long.

I'm going to put in a long here, 0.10 units.

I'll put in a long there.

And put in 2 more longs in case it keeps tanking.

Fuck.

I should have taken that £10.

You can buy 4 shares of Tesla.

What

happened to Facebook?

Gold.

0.26 units.

If it gets all the way back up there, make only 100.

Well, I don't want to go all in long yet because you don't know if this is the bottom or not.

My total savings now is 1112 plus 3K

plus my £900 plus,

uh, plus YouTube money plus OnlyFans. I think I've only got 5,300 now.

Yeah, I paid rent this morning.

£100 a month is gonna sting. I don't know, I'm getting £900 from the car dealership soon. I've got £500 on my Electroverse account today.

All in short, damn, I can do 1.11 units short. It's a bit too much.

Down £3 already.

Hello?

Oui, oui, oui, pas mal.

Oh, I lost 30p on that.

Tanking all in long— I mean short.

I don't know what the fuck I'm doing.

Oh.

Oh,

oh, £11!

Just made £11, guys. Account's back at £1,100. Nice.

I'm mainly just in Tesla and Bitmain.

Sorry, why? I'm— I sold All my light strategy, Rare Earth, and £400 of Bitmine. So that was £640. I moved it back into the CFDs to cover my margin so I can add some longs.

I added one. I can add 3 longs. I added one third there. I'll add in probably another third there.

I'm gonna space it out.

Maybe Monday it rips.

My P&L is ugly.

Oh God, P&L is at $2,400 losses.

Maybe I'll buy some Tesla

and buy one share. I'll buy one share of Tesla if it gets back up there, mate.

£25. Okay, I bought one share of Tesla on CFD, so that's 5x.

Indices are 20x leverage. Commodities and stocks are 5x.

It's probably not going to stop tanking until Monday.

Short the VIX.

If I short the VIX all the way back down there, make £100. Shit, it's already down £10. What?

Why is it already down £10?

Oh, I don't get it. Now it's down £2.

I only did that— fuck! I've just lost £9.

But it didn't even move.

I only did that so I could see how much I would have made. I didn't think as soon as I get in it, I'll be down £10.

Okay, don't short the VIX.

Oh God.

Well, that's the problem with CFDs, because with shares you can just hold it until it goes to zero. But with CFDs, you get margin called unless you keep adding money, and then you keep adding money and it keeps going down, you keep losing money.

Yeah, yeah, £1. Finally some green.

Where everyone tuning in from?

Oh, Wetherspoons is quite nice. I've never been there before. It's like a fancy pub.

Up 44p on my Tesla.

So I made about £100 shorting. And then I got closed out of one long for £187 loss because margin call.

I thought Wetherspoon looked very fancy, very warm and cozy. Maybe the one in Ramsgate is just fancier.

1136 now. I think you just buy the dip and hold tight.

Treat it like an investment, not a day trade.

I had nice little fish and chips.

I think I started the day with—

I think it was 82% battery. Got home at about 30%, so I used 50% of it.

Oh God, what a day.

Driving that car, it kind of feels like driving a boat on wheels. I mean, it's large. The turning circle, not as tight as the Peugeot because it's longer.

I don't know if bigger wheels means less turning circle,

but it looks damn nice.

And it's really comfy on the motorway.

I took a picture.

Can you see Dave Gibson?

Damn, my car looks sexy.

Looks so nice. Hello, Pushkin, where you going?

Uh, going away.

Bye-bye.

Up £2.50 on my long.

Tesla up 50p.

Okay, this is gonna make me rich. I just hold my longs. I don't short at the bottom. Shorting now will be very risky.

Up £3 already. Account's up to £1,150.

Just hold tight,

we're gonna be rich. I'm down £685.

In total. Can you see it? Down 685 on all the longs.

So yeah, if it goes back up to there, maybe about the 685, I'll be at like 2K nearly.

Yeah, new car's nice.

Acceleration's still pretty good, not as nippy as the Peugeot.

Um,

I really like how I don't have to plug my phone in for it to connect.

Dave Gibson seemed pretty comfortable. He's a big guy. He said he didn't like my mum's old car, which is the same as my old car, because it was so tiny.

Well, now we need some catalyst to really rip it, like government shutdown ends.

I mean, maybe the line's— maybe the line's there

instead of there.

Maybe the line's actually like this. Oh, look,

look,

maybe the line's there.

Bounce exactly off that trendline.

Maybe this is the bottom.

See, look,

bottom timed perfectly. Voice cracks because I'm sick.

More longs. I'll put in one more long and I'll save for the rest in case it it carries on tanking.

Yeah, I'm sick, my voice is messed up.

Yeah, I tend to get sick around this time of the year.

Been sick within a few weeks now.

I also gotta order my girlfriend's birthday present.

Hopefully she likes it.

M5 iPad Pro,

15% discount.

£22.

Change address to my mum's house.

Buy now.

£23. Oh, that's pretty cheap.

Gift.

Let's see what Weeble's saying.

JP Morgan Vanguard Cramer. Oh, another institution probably sent Wolfpack the short report. And now are buying the stock. Wall Street found out about the stock and tanked it. They want to shake out retail. Shady activity going on.

When government reopens, we will see everything suddenly rallying.

Don't expect this to move much before close. I still see upside based on today's normal hours momentum bias.

Just an unemployment report coming out

at some point.

Oh wait, that was an hour ago. First week of the month is almost over.

1152. I'm up £5 on my new longs. Friday.

What's an FOMC? Oh, they already spoke.

Oh no,

my Tesla up £2.

Looking good. I think I bought the bottom.

Old Daniel would have gone mega short here and then market would have ripped and he would have been down £500.

Old Daniel would be proud that new Daniel bought the bottom.

We're at 1,160.

God, I tried watching porn this morning. It was such a pain in the backside.

I can't use the house Wi-Fi to watch it because SafeSearch is on, so I had to switch to data. But I had no data, but I need to use the data to access it. My VPN wouldn't work, so I changed to my iPhone where I've got better signal, and then it worked.

And then it was all kind of boring anyway, so I just used my imagination. I don't know how to turn SafeSearch off. I've got to go into the router settings or something.

I'll log into my mum's Sky account.

There's a lot of work for a fat—

up £1.70 on my

Tesla, targeting £488, should make me £70.

60. £60.

I know, it's hard finding porn. To fap to.

I watched some hot girls, but it was just boring. Like, okay, sure, they look hot, got nice faces, but it's just for some reason it's boring.

It's like the quality's too good and the lighting's too good, and it just seems kind of fake. I want it to seem real, not like a bunch of actors with nice cameras

with studio lights. I want it to look realistic.

Am

I too far gone for watching porn?

I also, I feel like the new car

takes longer to slow down. Like, I need more distance to slow down. Sometimes need to use the actual brake, whereas with the Peugeot I wouldn't have had to. Probably because the car's bigger and heavier,

doesn't slow down as quickly.

Yeah, more momentum.

So harder to slow it down, harder to get it going, harder to do tight, tight corners.

Feels a little bit sluggish.

In normal mode, acceleration's fine.

The suspension is really nice. Also, the cabin noise inside the car is much quieter than the Peugeot. Way, way, way quieter on the motorway. In the Peugeot, it'd be like the whole time. I gotta blast my music to drown it, but I had the music on quite quietly because, you know, I didn't want my EDM to annoy

everyone.

And it was pretty, pretty quiet in there. Very silent cabin.

So I'm wondering if I'm gonna struggle to get to my usual halfway spot before I need to like slow down, start granny driving. Otherwise I'm not gonna reach the midway point.

My mum said she'd be happy to pay for a home charger for me.

It's so lame on the Citroën app you have to pay money to unlock features.

Citroën Plus,

you get to schedule vehicle charging, check battery range, and activate the air conditioning in the app. You could do that on the Peugeot app for free! I gotta pay £90 a month to be able to do that.

Interact with your vehicle using integrated ChatGPT.

Nah, I'm good. That's lame though. I think it should be free.

No, £90 a year.

I don't know if I bother putting my dash cam back in.

I lost a lot of the sticky stuff. When I peeled it off the other car,

I never needed it for the whole time, which is good because it meant, meant I never got in a crash.

Instead of attaching it to the glass, maybe I just attach it to the dashboard.

And I get some 3M, triple 3M double-sided sticky stuff.

Spies bouncing,

bouncing.

Yeah, knowing my luck, something happens when I need it.

I don't know, I hate stuffing the wires into the side parts.

Uh, but

Oi.

I'm hungry.

It must be nearly a year since I last drove with my Mum and Dave Gibson all together.

He said I'm very heavy-footed.

Yeah, I like to just floor it. That's why my battery gets wrecked.

It has been a year.

I think last time I took us all out, I went to sushi in Ashford.

I really hope my sickness is better tomorrow. I don't know if I could do a YouTube stream tonight. I just felt so tired.

My voice just gifts out.

I might take a break after today's Kick stream, rest up.

I'm just so demotivated and sick.

Making $6 an hour.

So rubbish.

Bit annoying, I can't— I can't use the Electroverse at the Tesla charger.

My stocks took a massive hit, lost like 800.

I can use the charging card everywhere except for Tesla.

I only use Instavolt if I don't use Tesla, and it works at Instavolt.

Yeah, anything making it worth doing is I can trade and stream.

They're all expensive, like 80p per kilowatt.

I'd only use it if I'm going somewhere and Instavolt is way more convenient to charge at. Otherwise, I'll stick to my Tesla membership.

Come on, rip.

Really annoying how Instavolt's nearly double the price of Tesla— actually more than double—

since I have the membership. I'm up £8 on my longs already.

Wow, ripping.

1180. I'd make back so much even if it just got back up to there.

I'm already paying road tax, and the pay-per-mile scheme is— if it gets passed, or if they do it, it won't be implemented until 2028.

But yeah, that sucks.

People saving too much money not having to buy petrol, so now they gotta find a new way to tax us.

Just when you think you're saving money, they find a way to tax it.

Rachel Reeves, she's like the Sheriff of Nottingham collecting all the little coins in that little purse.

At 1192 now. See, when it rips I rip.

Whoa, Jesus fucking Christ, Pushkin! God, can't you give me some warning? Scared the crap out of me.

Up £11 already. Wow, nearly £1,200 to repair the roads.

God, the road was terrible going to Ramsgate. It was a dual carriageway, but they had a 50-mile per hour speed limit because the road was all bumpy. It looked like tree roots making the road all wobbly.

It was like, woo, like that. It wasn't like hard bumps, it was like, like lump, lumpy, like lumpy road.

Dual carriageway, 50 mph speed limit.

I'm up £2.40 on my Tesla,

up £10 on my longs.

I think bottom's in. Now reopen the government, market will rip. There's no way it tanks more than this.

Now we just hold tight for all-time new highs. Maybe we do this.

Boom! That would be sweet. My account will go over 2,000.

That would be so nice.

Damn it, that short on the VIX would have done well if I didn't get stopped out.

They're still doing fireworks.

Half an hour to go.

My car weighs 1,500 kg. Is that a lot?

That's like how many of me?

30 of me.

Well, I got it right. It's quick maths. It's like 30 Daniels

all bumming each

other in a big circle

or in a big line.

Oh, are you always so vulgar? I'm just implanting the image of 30 Daniel clones butt-fucking each other.

You'll see it in your dreams tonight.

You're welcome. I need to pee.

It's just so strange how a piece of meat fits into a meat hole and feels good. Wow, back at 12:06.

Good thing I closed those shorts.

Tesla up £3.

I'm hungry.

Why doesn't the— why don't these car apps Refresh properly. Maybe because I don't have line of sight to the car.

Better charge my phone.

And now we have the boring weekend.

Uh, I'm gonna do 2-6. I'd be bothered to do anything.

Damn, my overdraft's massive. I wish they hurry up and send me my Peugeot money. £900.

No, they gave me 900 because the maximum deposit was

less than the money they gave me for the purge, right?

They can only take a maximum of 40% deposit, which is 5,600, so they gave me back the 900 left over.

I don't

think I could do a YouTube stream tonight. I'm just so tired.

Did 2 hours of driving.

Really hope my voice goes back to normal soon. I should be better by next week. It would suck if I'm still sick when it's her birthday.

20 minutes.

God, time goes so slowly.

Boom!

Someone's doing fireworks.

What is a Philly Buster? I keep forgetting what it means.

Wow, I'm at 1221.

Do you think it's a dead cat bounce?

Who says you have to be smarter than a quant bot? You just have to be aligned with it.

Like if you're sailing behind the Titanic, you don't have to be faster than it. You just have to follow it.

No, you wouldn't sail right behind it. You'd sail like far from it. Wouldn't you? It wouldn't sail like right up its backside. You just have to be going in the same direction.

I didn't earn anything today. I lost hundreds.

I added money to the account, so I'm at 1,200.

All in short,

If not, it's your fault.

Tight stop loss.

You better be right.

Hedge my 1,200.

Better be right.

Better not make me lose 17 pounds.

Going green.

Wow. Oh my God, this is all your fault. I'm down £7.

It's, uh, fireworks going off.

Bye

everyone tuning in from

Wow, tanking. I'm up £5.

Whoa, up £6.

Boom,

boom,

boom! Whoa, up £10!

Whoa, uh, whoa, how did you know it's gonna tank?

People on Webull were saying it too.

Well, up £15.

Up £20.

Oh, because it's hitting the fib line. Fib line's acting as resistance.

Whoa,

up £30.

Up £32.

Move stop loss

up £37.

Ah, stopped out £32.

Damn, that could have been £40.

Okay, I guess you're right.

Current balance, £1,200.

Damn, that was my £60 take profit zone. I shouldn't have sold.

Thank you so much, Simply.

No, my biggest win of the day was £56. I was up £80 on one short. I closed it out at £56 though.

It's like someone's shooting the grenade launcher.

Pushkin doesn't look very scared. Oh, he does a bit. Pushkin, you okay?

Ah, dropped below 1,200.

Well, it's frozen. Oh, there you go.

Hmm.

He got told off by me. Why?

No, I could have made £50.

I took £32.

Boom boom!

I sold it £24,892.

It dropped £24 I sold it there. Uh,

could have got another £20 out of it.

Oh,

whoa, Pusheen's scared. He's running away.

Damn it, that was my £60 take profit zone.

Damn, they're going all out. Can I see them?

I can't see them.

It's going straight down, really.

All in short, £130 take profit.

Now I'm down £17.

Oh,

idiot.

Now I'm down £27,

you fucking

I'm down £40 now.

You tricked me.

Yeah, I moved, um, £600 from the stocks and shares ISA into it.

Wow,

where are they? I can't see them.

I can't see them.

The balloon payment, 6K. Oh my God, I'm down £50.

You're banned.

I'm down £60 now.

Down 63 pounds.

Okay, tanking.

It simply tricked me.

Come on, tank it. Yes.

Yeah, I lost it all now because you told me it's tanking more.

Oh God,

oh God.

I better even it out with a long.

All in long.

I'm safe now.

Oh God, I've dialed 60.

Oh God.

I'm closing it.

You just made me lose 60 fucking pounds. You're banned.

Made me lose 60 pounds.

Ah,

fuck, idiot.

Made 32 and then I lost 60.

Should have been at

1,250.

Oh wait, it's been 2 hours. I'm going for dinner. Bye-bye.