Roast Bacon and Mushrooms

What's her name 30, again? Me? but my mom control. I live in the cottage. She was lucky, I said that on the school bus station. So she was waiting for that door, like, Mom, can I bring my friend? Such a nice teenage child. I say yes, then she end up with the friend. I say, what's so bad? He is not 5. I don't know, I invite 5 and I invite another 5. I should have lifted my face. Oh, from here. It's not secondhand. Why every time you buy something you laugh?

It is secondhand.

It's all packed nicely.

Yeah, it's refurbished.

Really?

Brand new, it costs about 700, but I got it for 450.

Oh my God, you better pay me some rent.

I did.

Where? Where's the rent?

Up my bum.

Insurance tax.

Insurance house Yeah, it came with the hand things.

Boring.

It's not boring.

It's boring to me.

You're boring.

What kind of camping thing is not interesting?

Okay, so waiting for my bacon to cook. As you can imagine, it's kind of difficult to make videos right now because there's so many people in the house all the time. And I don't have any alone time to just, you know, sit down and have a long chat like I used to. Who's making that noise? Idiots riding motorbikes. Where's he riding it? I can hear him, but I can't see him. Anyway, um, yeah, it's been difficult to make videos recently. Because of all the people here, but I got this new VR headset, HTC Vive Cosmos, and it is pretty good. So I got that for £500 secondhand. Brand new, it's about £700. I tried to make it work on my dad's computer, but his computer's not good enough and it was really laggy, so I brought it up to my computer where I have a GTX 1060 And a Core i5. It's a bit of an old computer, I built it 5 years ago, but the GTX 1060 still works really well even for Half-Life. I've got Half-Life running at the moment, the new Half-Life: Alyx game. Well, this is getting hot, maybe I should turn it off when I'm not using it. And you get these VR hand controllers. It's really good. Um, it took a while to set up. It wasn't working very good last night because it was too dark, and when it's dark— when it's too dark, then it has difficulties tracking where your hands are. But now in the daylight, it's working perfectly fine, no problems. I played it for about 2 hours and I feel really sick with this massive headache. And I've got this big red patch on my forehead. I don't think you can see it, but I feel so sick. I feel so motion sick from the moving about, but it's really cool. So you put it on and then you have to make like a boundary where the edge of your room is, and I made that. And then if you get too close to the edges, then it will give you a warning, like a grid A warning grid saying that you're about to bump into your boundary. And then you just stand here and then you look around, kind of like what I'm doing now. And then you've got your hands in front of you so you can grab things, and then the other hand has a gun, and then you can shoot stuff. And it's really cool because you can aim, you can aim at things, and then you reload. And you can grab pretty much any objects that you can see and then twist it around. Like this. You can do this in the game. Ugh, idiot riding a motorbike out there. Anyway, yeah, I got this VR headset. It's really good. It's a lot of fun, and I've got a load of other games that I haven't tried out yet. I got this nature trek game, and I got this scenery game where you walk around in nature. It's kind of funny, I could just go outside and walk around in nature. Instead, I spent £7,500 on this VR thing to give myself a headache in a virtual reality nature setting, which isn't really as good as the real thing. So yeah, if you're wondering if Half-Life: Alyx can play on a GTX 1060 with a Core i5 processor, It can! Whoa, what's happening? I'm not sure why it went orange. What happens if I pick it up? Oh, I turned it off, that's why. Uh, yeah, so that's my VR thingamajig. I think it's pretty good, it's interesting to play shooting games using a headset instead of the traditional controllers. Only problem is I feel really sick and I can't play it for longer than a few hours. Otherwise, I have this splitting.

Used to be my grandfather, but he died when I was two, and I could wash the whole family clothes.

Oh, look! That's weird. The sausage was all wrinkly when I put it in. Now it's bloated, puffed up. Smells pretty good. I think the bacon's ready. Ba ba da ba ba ba. Oh, crispy. Interesting looking sausage. Okay, so we have mushrooms.

So that she knew, I think, because she was always breaking the bottle. Seeing like consistency, left hand, her long finger, because I thought it was one monkey talking how she was breaking the bottle. But then she tried me totally different. The voice and like, oh, sit down, have you got any food? And she's not coming back. Tell me, can I mow the lawn? Mum, can I do it?

We want to try the mower.

I will mow the lawn for you. Ah, this works. Okay, smaller. Okay, don't go to the top step. Okay, don't go there. Okay, let's go. Okay, smaller. Yeah, this is the step. Go down the track, down the path. Okay, and let's walk. What is this? What's happening? What's happening? Okay, go.

So fast.

Don't press anything. Okay, uh, now you got to start because you start—

Smells like petrol.

No, you put the lock first.

I'll sit here.

Daniel, don't, it's hot. Don't break it, it's 3,000 plus. Now press, press it right to the end. Yeah, every time you start, you've got higher. Yeah. Press more. Okay, let go your leg. Okay, now stop. Pull this up. No, no, no, don't pull anything. Stop the engine. I'm afraid. Wait, wait, wait. Stop the engine and put it up. There it goes.

Is it fun?

It's like driving a car.

It's like a go-kart.

Slow down.

Looks like fun. You broke it.