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stabbing pain.

My dad described having something similar where he was laughing and then the pain thing happened, but he couldn't control his laughter because it was funny. Something was funny. So he took a deep breath like that, and then he could feel the sharp pain, and then like something was snapped apart like, like that. And he thought maybe it's

like lung vessels stuck together and then like coming apart. And I used to get that, like I couldn't breathe deeply. I'd be like doing shallow breaths because if I tried to breathe deeply, it's a very sharp pain in my chest. But I haven't had that in years.

It would happen more often if I lay on my side in bed.

So I'm kind of scared now to lay on my— it would happen if I lay on my left side. So I try and lay on my back now.

Oh, I felt weird.

Hey guys, where are you tuning in from? My name is Jason

from the UK, tuning in from Devon.

My favorite color is red and I like chocolate ice cream.

Oh wow, I am on the front page of IRL. Look, go, go on IRL.

And go down to like the middle of the page. I'm there.

I are hiding in my room. I'm like number 12. I'm like number 18 on the list.

Where everyone tuning in from? Everyone tuning in from?

I'm the king of

IRL.

Hmm.

I made $40 for my 5-hour stream.

Filter to English speaking.

English. Are there any Malay streamers? No live streams. Afrikaans,

no live streams.

I'm number 3 on the English live streamers. IRL,

£30, no.

Oh yeah, it's £30. Oh my God, 5 hours for £30, that's £6 an hour.

That's half minimum wage. Let's go.

I could have made that if I just did like 3 hours of a normal job, 2 and a half hours of a normal

job. Honestly, how would I survive if I had a live-in girlfriend?

If I had a live-in girlfriend, I would have to get a job.

I mean, she'd dump me if I— all I do is stream all day like this.

Do I want a normal job? No, I want to play Battlefield 6 and make $20 an hour. Would be hard to hide a streaming job. Yeah,

I'd have to go out and like sit in the Tesco car park streaming from my car.

I go to Kit Hill and I sit in the car for 5 hours. And I'll come back making £30. Like, I can't really stream longer than 6 hours sitting outside,

and then where am I going to pee and stuff?

So I'd have to get a job, wouldn't I? To make the most amount in the shortest time.

I did it when I was with Chihiro. I streamed in the house when she went out to work. What did she think I was doing? Obviously I wasn't working because I was a tourist.

I don't remember Chihiro asking me how I made money.

I might have said translating.

Yeah, she didn't really, like, question me too much about it.

She probably thought, oh, we get married and then he'll get a job as an English teacher.

I remember with chlamydia girlfriend, she started getting all excited about our future. She got out some paper and wrote down all these ideas

about what I could do,

like start an English club, start a bakery, and I was just thinking, as if any of these things are gonna happen.

Damn, Chlamydia Girlfriend must be like 45 now.

Get to see them anytime and always know where they are. Yeah.

Until I accidentally say something that upsets them, like talking about an ex. I wouldn't be able to talk about exes or them

or sexual stuff.

Shehura's job? She was a telephone sales person.

Oh God, that felt rough.

So this month I spent how much?

177 on food. In total, I spent 2,380,

and I still gotta buy— I don't know, maybe my girlfriend will buy food next weekend since I paid for the hotel.

But I feel like now I gotta be careful. Like, I mean, I don't want her to run out of money again, so I've got to be like, oh no, no, we don't need Uber Eats, let's go get a meal deal.

And I'll be like, no, I don't want you to run out of money again, otherwise we won't be able to meet. I'll bring sandwiches.

Yeah, I don't really know where this is heading.

Yeah, I'd make the sandwich myself. I used to make a lot of sandwiches actually.

I used to get coleslaw and ham and I used to make a pretty good sandwich.

I think I can make a better sandwich than the pre-made ones.

Although I do like the sausage sandwich. I like how they're cold and hard,

and the bacon they put in those sandwiches is really rubbish, like very thin bits, not very bacony.

I'm getting search results on my new video: abroad in Japan, abroad in Japan, abroad in Japan Oriental Pearl.

I just drop Chris's name in every

video. Damn, I can't

believe Sam

And Homeless got banned.

And that Baby Haze guy.

The leeches dropping like flies.

Huub and Joel are probably safe because they never do weird stuff.

What happened to that Swimmer Nick guy? He was so annoying. Remember when he pressed Sam Pepper on stream?

He looked like Onision as well.

Yeah, wasn't there some clip of him and some old Japanese— previous Japanese girlfriend, and she wasn't very good-looking, and people were roasting him?

That was funny.

Yeah, Swimmer Nick is like the kind of guy who goes to Japan, thinks he's hot, and then ends up with a 3 out of 10.

And then thinks he's winning at life.

It

is a bit like Shane Dawson. As well.

A lot of white guys have that look.

Yeah,

are we going to have pizza for dinner and then apple crumble?

Sounds good.

嗯，喝。

Where am I tuning in from? Hell.

Hell on earth. It still stings thinking I should be with my girlfriend today,

but she won't meet because she's broke.

And she thinks 100 miles

is very far

when I'd be happy to drive it to go see her.

She's like, oh, I wish we could meet, and I'm thinking, We can meet.

There's nothing stopping us from meeting apart from you.

I could literally get my car now and be there in 2 hours.

But she's probably bed rotting. I'm guessing she's having a nap.

You know, after I meet her the next time, I might go back to my mum's house because I'd already be halfway there anyway.

At least that would give me some variety,

something to do.

So I packed my laptop.

And some stuff.

Why did monies went down? Because I paid off the overdraft with the monies.

Overdraft gone.

I mean, I could come back here after seeing her, but it'd be boring.

Might pick up my monitor from my room.

Describe how it feels to vape.

I think my favorite part is in the morning. I have my coffee and then I have some vape and it kind of like settles you, like it relaxes you.

But when I'm doing it like now,

I don't really know why I'm doing it now because I don't feel anything.

It's also quite nice after a long drive, and then while I'm charging my car, I get my vape out.

No, I'm not trying cigarettes. They're too expensive and they smell.

Make your teeth go yellow.

What time is it?

It's already 7. I don't know if I want to eat first and then Battlefield 6. I might eat first.

No, I'm not done with the stock market.

The opposite of done. I'll never be done.

It's the greatest opportunity to make money from home

and lose money from home.

Come on, new video. When's it ripping?

Chris's video got 2 million views.

I expect at least a million for mine,

although that'll be bad because people might find out who I am. It's weird because I want to go viral, but I also don't want to go viral. So I don't really know what the point is. Then why did you make the video?

Like, if you don't want to go viral, just delete the fucking channel,

cuz you're not making enough money off it if it doesn't go viral.

I need to fly under the radar, not go viral.

It's a weird feeling wanting to go viral but also hoping I don't go viral. I mean, I'm not worried about going viral because it's not gonna happen.

But something in me keeps wanting to try,

like a drive or an urge.

No, I wouldn't want to hate peg him, but he could hate fuck me. Pin me down with his massive arms while Sharla's watching.

His massive belly pinning you down.

Might make my pizza. I was gonna make a coffee, I don't know.

Pizza, pizza, pizza.

Okay, pizza.

I put the pillow up like that, it was so comfortable.

Head support. This is my crumble. I wonder if it's still hot.

Damn, it's still warm.

Hot damn,

this is my pizza.

Yeah, I wonder if it's good too.

Oh yeah, I did get some. Good thing growing up's not fiction.

And maybe

Coffee with the pizza, pizza with the coffee, coffee with the pizza.

Cut into

Looks

pretty nice.

Design.

Pizza with the coffee, coffee with the pizza.

And then you put the crumble in the microwave. It's ready. Coffee in the pizza, pizza in the coffee, coffee in the Pizza.

I like pineapple on my pizza, guy. What about you? About you or what? What about you? And about you what?

Ew, cold today.

I made $11 using Chris's name. Thanks. The free lunch, Chris. Sucker. Loser.

He's just feeding the trolls, literally. That's what you get for being a fucko. Fucking fucko. Coffee and a pizza, pizza and a coffee. Coffee in the bed. You just watched what?

I really don't know what he's trying to achieve with that video. Does he think he's going to stop people watching slop, or does he think he's going to stop slop tubers from slopping?

Now I have to go onto national television and explain the Why YouTubers aren't all bad. Japanese people were like, why YouTuber bad, Mr. Quissy? And

then we got the pizza, pizza in the gochu.

Yeah, obviously he's gonna make money from it, but he doesn't need the money. And if he hates drama so much like he claims, then why did he just start all this drama for a stupid reason? Like, I had to speak out, this slop tubing has to stop. It ain't stopping nothing, Chris. People want money. I don't give

a fuck about your morals and ethics. Fuck YouTube.

I think people like Johnny Somali are going to stop just because he's like, oh, that's bad.

Wow, Asmongold reacted to it as well. Jesus, that's probably why it's got so many views.

Maybe Asmongold will react to me.

It's a cheap pizza, Francesco.

Why is Chris always right about everything? You know, for once I'd love people to be like, no, Chris, bad take.

One day

my wish will be granted.

You realize how much of being a successful YouTuber is Basically just getting people to agree with you and having good takes.

Because if you have good takes, then they like you. And then if they like you, they watch you.

And then they become regular viewers and then you become rich.

Having a bad take is like

so self-destructive. Destructive.

I mean, look at that Pirate Software guy.

The whole internet came for him for having a bad take. And then you either admit it was a bad take or you double down, which people do not like.

I wonder what's my bad take. Basically everything I say is a bad take.

You don't believe in going to the doctor. Yeah.

Oh God, I'm hot now. You get cold and then you get hot, and then you get cold and then you get hot.

Oh God, the coffee's so good.

Goddamn. Oh, that's so good.

It hits the back of the tongue.

Wow,

it hits the back of the tongue so well.

Oh,

so good.

Ah, I'm hot now.

Ah,

and with some mango vape

and some dried mango.

Mango.

Some coffee.

Nicotine, sugar, and caffeine. Oh yeah, after a nice wank.

Well,

a beer. Yeah, it wouldn't be bad.

Oh,

acid reflux

with some hair snipping.

Where everyone tuning in from?

Press 1 in the chat if you're not gay, otherwise you gay.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Oh, the

problem with apple crumble, I feel like I don't have any room after dinner.

Simply, can you shut the fuck up? There's no bots.

These are genuine video viewers.

Tuning in from all around the world.

KCIP is pretty dumb though, to be honest.

He's just giving out money to a bunch of degens sitting around doing nothing, and you're not even— you You're like paying the money out from your own pocket. It's not even advertising money from big brands. So you're literally taking it out your own pocket, giving it over to a bunch of losers sitting there doing nothing. Just go,

hey guys.

I don't know whose business idea it was.

As soon as the money runs out, xQc, Asmongold, Adin Ross, they're all gonna go somewhere else.

No one donates on this website, so it's not like the viewers are bringing in money. There's no ads, so it's not like the viewers are bringing in advertising money. What's the point? It's all a waste of time, isn't it?

They're just going to go bust like Mixer.

Yeah, that's a good point. Only needs to last until Twitch goes bankrupt. But who's— obviously Amazon's got more money, but they're not going to spend as much as Stake is willing to spend. Amazon probably allocates like half a percent of its budget to Twitch.

Maybe I'll have apple crumble in a couple hours. Kind of full up now.

Apple in the crumble, crumble in the apple.

Pull. 1 hour down, 4 to go.

7:20, it will be 11:20 in 4 hours.

Crumble in the apple.

Oh God.

Wish the stock market was open.

Got money to be made.

Ninja Gaiden videos flopped. Flopped.

Well, I feel like I can't eat the apple crumble. I'm too full up now.

I don't know how I get full up so easily, but I spend so much on food.

I don't even eat that much.

I didn't buy the expensive brand. I bought the Tesco cheap brand. I didn't get Heinz beans, I got Tesco beans.

No, I haven't taken a walk around the neighborhood. There's nowhere to walk. There's just a road.

There's no park. There's no field. There's no shopping, there's a shutdown pub,

there's 3 roads out. One goes to Tavistock, one goes to Launceston, the other one goes to Oakhampton, and they're all 60 mph fast roads that I wouldn't really want to walk on, and there's no footpath.

The pub is shut down. I just said it's shut down. How can I go to the pub if it's shut down?

So if you want to go for a walk, closest is Churchill and then Kit Hill.

And Bog Hill.

I don't want to buy anything on Amazon, although I would like to build a gaming computer. Quad fan Arctic RTX 4080. 50/80.

Abroad from Japan.

Abroad in Japan.

Someone says you don't live in Japan. I identify as someone living in Japan.

I identify as Japanese.

This is my choice. You must respect it or else you're fucking banned.

Do you think what I do is worse than porn stars?

Or are all porn stars disgraced from society? And only have friends and relationships with other porn stars?

Cuz they just film everything. No, they film the face, there's no blur, all on camera.

How come?

I don't know, I feel like I'm ostracized from society from what I do, where when I don't even do anything that bad.

I'm a nice guy.

Beh.

I don't know,

my biggest problem is probably that I'm boring, and, um,

people don't really feel like they're missing out on anything by

Cutting me out.

Too negative. No fun.

Maybe I'll go to like a rave or a club so I seem like a fun guy.

Yeah, but I go there and I'll just stand there being boring. That's the problem, isn't it?

嗯嗯嗯。

Gotta find my place in the world, find my people.

I thought I'd find it on YouTube.

600 views on my new video. We're going viral. I would have been so happy with 600 views back in 2014. I would have been like, wow, 600 people.

Yeah, I wouldn't like someone just like me. I'd find them annoying, negative.

So you got to become what you want to attract.

So I gotta become a hot girl

with big tits

and tight hole.

Would

you like some hair?

I've got the Haribo.

Put it on the laptop to warm it.

Bye.

No, I don't think I could accept a girl who only accepts condom sex.

I'd get frustrated.

It'd be like having sex with a plastic paper.

Oh yeah.

Battlefield.

Or 40 minutes more talking.

I have knowledge, wisdom, and experience, guys. Pick my brain.

Would I be a male escort?

Um, if I had a secret job, Which is worse, secretly streaming or secretly being a male escort?

I mean, what would you do if you found out your girlfriend was secretly escorting? That'd be fucked. She's always got money, but it doesn't seem to work.

Leave. What else?

I mean, you can carry on banging her. Just don't feel like emotionally attached to her anymore. Like, don't see her as like a real girlfriend.

To see her like FWB.

The

main reason I wouldn't be okay with it is because she wouldn't be in my bed at night. She'll be in some other guy's bed.

Well, I don't know. I mean, most guys aren't going to pay for the whole night. They just pay for an hour. She'll be like, I'm just popping out for an hour, be back later.

Yeah, but if she's sore from being banged, which means I can't bang, then I'll be annoyed.

I hate it when I lose out on stuff because someone else gained. Zero-sum game.

But no, I don't really like the idea of

a girl that I like being banged by another guy.

Ah, God, it's getting

hot.

For £10,000, I might take it up the bum.

For 1,000, you'd do it? Jesus.

Uh, 1,000 would be just gone straight away.

Suck off Charlotte for 5K.

Sucker. C-O-I-T.

Yeah, there's no way that Bobby is smaller than— there's no way a guy— there's any guy bigger than Bobby. Bobby's massive.

I delete my YouTube channel for 10,000.

No, that's not good.

My YouTube channel now makes $120 a month.

It might actually be impossible to get it back over 1,000.

I'm hot. Turn off the heating.

Save money.

Hey, I,

uh,

Da da da da da da. Da da da da da. Yeah,

I made a crumble, but I'm not hungry, so I won't eat it.

All the pre-made food in Tesco tastes so bland.

Why does it taste so bland?

I can make better tasting food myself.

Tomorrow I'm going to make beef tomato pasta. I bought tins of

I bought tins of chopped tomatoes so I can make my own sauce.

Because those Dolmio pre-made sauces, they're so expensive and don't even taste good. They're like £2.60 for a jar. You end up using half the jar for one dish. I bought 4 cans of chopped tomatoes for like £1 something. 4 cans. And I bought a pack of mincemeat for £5. So I don't know how many portions I can

make, but I spent £6 on ingredients, the beef and the tomatoes,

and then I'll just chuck some chicken stock in it.

And I've already got pasta.

I think all this pre-made stuff's a scam,

and it doesn't even taste good.

And the microwave meal's awful.

The flavor is lacking in a certain kind of luster.

I'm not making pizza though. It's too much work. I don't know how to do it.

What the hell is passata? Passata. I need to poo.

I don't know why Apple keeps trying to charge me £11.

Oh, why do I keep farting?

I don't want to poo.

Yeah, actually I did have beans for lunch. I had baked beans, bacon, eggs, hash brown.

Bong bongs in Sydney.

Suspenders is always sitting in that weird bar with the screens behind him.

How come he's got no girl next to him now? He used to always be sitting with a girl.

I get that, you know what I mean? But at the end of the day,

the streamer has to make up their mind. What is, what is the good decision for them, you know?

Would I lose attraction to a girl if I saw her have a poop accident? No.

If she started farting in front of me, maybe.

Launch up Battlefield 6. I'll see how many hours I can play before I get bored.

And then wrap up with about an hour of talking.

Powerful sex.

Abored in Japan.

Why I hate being bored in Japan.

Since, I mean, my channel's dead, I might as well just go all out with the trolling and just like roleplay as someone living in Japan. Like, there's no shame anymore.

Like, who gives a fuck anymore if I'm just lying through my teeth? I might as well just play a character, like, completely. Not just like, like, not just like a bit of a persona, but it's completely all out fake.

My credibility is completely shot, shot to pieces.

It doesn't even matter anymore.

Battlefield.

Hey, Dad. I did.

I need to get level 42.

Well, I have to do this because it's the only way to get through the day. Otherwise, I don't know what to talk about.

I just would not be able to stream all day without something to do.

Yeah, because there's nothing to do. We'll go to Kit Hill again.

At least this has something to do, like blowing people up.

Whoa, I'm dead!

This is the only thing to do that doesn't cost money. If I go out and do anything, it'll cost money.

It will cost money to make the same amount of money if I didn't do the thing that cost the money.

He dead.

Where'd he go?

How's he shooting me when I'm behind the wall?

Makes no sense.

I'm dead.

This is how they keep you poor, keep you inside playing games, because everything's too expensive outside. We lose. That was quick.

Best stay inside and save money, guys.

That's what the future is. Everyone's gonna be too broke, so they just live their life in a virtual world where you can do all this crazy stuff for free.

This is the dystopia

that we signed up for voluntarily. Everyone's like, we don't want to work,

we want to play games.

Hi, hi, hello. He

dead.

What? Why'd they go for me first?

Just be glad we haven't reached Black Mirror levels of technology yet where you got those little things attached to the side of your head.

Then it really will be The Matrix.

You can live your dream life. Whilst you let some company harvest your brain electricity.

What will happen in the next year? What, for me?

I don't know, probably end up at my mum's house, broke, alone again.

That's how it usually goes. And then I'll try and get a new girlfriend, and then it won't work out.

The cycle repeats.

He dead.

I dead.

What?

Take a picture of my jumper.

I'm back.

Oh yeah.

嗯。 Okay,

I'm number 5.

I'm

painting the floor with her blood.

He dead,

he dead.

We winning.

Wait,

where'd he go? He was right there.

What's he show you? Ah, here you dead. Will you dead too?

Uh-huh.

Oh my God, he did what I do.

You're

not

dead.

He dead.

Oh, I'm dead.

Well, it's not boring so far. Having a good time.

Oh shit, wrong

button.

What?

He dead.

Will.

I'm dead.

Racid Deflux, what's that? You dead.

He's not dead.

Ah, I thought I got that one.

We're winning. I'm number 5.

I did.

What?

No, there's no capture the flag.

Oh, I missed every shot.

He dead. I dead.

We win. I'm number 5.

Winning.

New videos, 650 views already.

It's a ripping.

So where everyone tuning in from?

Guys, what?

They're building a ballroom in the East Wing of the White House, so they demolished it. Oh, like ballroom where they all dance around. With violins playing and have a banquet. Trump's been watching too many British period dramas, I think.

It's funny, he loves the UK so much, but the UK hates him.

That's kind of sad, isn't it?

He's got so much respect for the UK, but the UK don't respect him back.

Either people hate him or they just think he's like a joke.

Ah.

God, why?

He dead. I dead.

He dead.

What's going on?

What? Everyone's copying me now. They've got the grenade launcher.

Hit it!

Oh, I got his foot! I got his foot through the gap. Did you see that?

What? I'm number 3.

I'm dead.

What?

He dead.

I dead. I'm number 4.

He dead. Who the fuck is shooting me?

We got 3 hours to go. He dead.

Get it!

Oops,

we're still losing. Oh my God.

Wow.

How did I survive that? 90 damage.

What?

Oh my God, this is getting annoying.

He dead,

he dead.

I dead.

I swear there's like 4 maps in this game. It's just the same map over and over and over.

I might play Chivalry.

I get too bored.

He did. I did.

What? Everyone's got the grenade launcher now.

What?

I don't— Shenmue's boring.

Uh, might as well give up. It's a lost game. Not even any point anymore.

Waste of time.

Nearly level 37.

Da da da da da.

He dead. I did open the door.

Uh, he dead.

Hide in the bush, no one will ever find me.

Eat it, eat it.

Swag out.

Added. Where everyone tuning in from, guys? I'm number 5.

My Steam overlay disappeared, the FPS counter.

Ah,

he dead.

He dead.

Oh,

I'm dead.

Why?

I did.

I did. I'm number 6.

Oh God, this is so boring. I don't know how— I

don't know how I can play this anymore.

It's just the same thing over and over.

Oh God, I can't, I can't though, I can't.

Oh God,

oh no,

that was the one thing getting me through these streams.

Oh God,

that was the one thing getting me through it.

Oh God.

I still got 2 hours left.

Oh,

oh, oh, maybe I eat my apple crumble now.

This is like torture. This is like psychological torture.

Oh, it's not— I don't know. Anyone else would think, what are you complaining about?

It's hard to explain unless you live it.

Paywall. Yeah, I'm making $8 an hour. It would literally cost— it would literally just take like 3 people paying $5. I don't know who's going to pay me $5, maybe a month, but who's going to pay

Who's gonna pay me $5 an hour

to watch the stream?

Washing the dishes is more fun. I find it more enjoyable to wash the dishes.

I don't think the sponge is there.

I'm running out of sponges. Oh, what's that? Sponge. Sponge.

Eat

my apple crumble that has no apple in it. What's the difference between single cream and double cream? Because I got single cream from Creamfields.

Is it just more runny?

I don't know, it seems thicker.

I thought single cream would be runnier than normal cream,

cuz if it's thicker, then I got the wrong cream.

Double the Cream puff. The cream. Cream edition.

Has double fat. I don't want double fat.

I'm on a diet.

I thought it's just running. Running, running, running, isn't it funny?

Let it rise with running, running, running, running.

It's raining again.

My homemade fruit crumble.

Hmm.

That's pretty good.

Not bad. It's kind of like rhubarb crumble but without rhubarb. It's like very stringy.

Mmm, the crumble is good as well. It's like a biscuit. Wow, I think I've mastered it.

Mmm.

Mmm, that's pretty good. Ah, I wish I had tea. I really want tea now to

cut through the richness. Jasmine tea.

That's really rich.

Oh, you know what would be really good in it? Oats. I'm getting like craving for oats.

Some little grains of oats in there would be really good.

Oating the oats, creaming the cream, tea in the tea. Do do do do do. Look at my crumble.

It's a bit flat. I need to put more into the dish to make it a bit taller.

Oh God, what does a guy do to pass time when he's bored of gaming?

Uh,

gaming was the one thing that sped up time. Now I'm fucked. I need to find a new game.

Maybe I did a jigsaw puzzle.

Hello, Shits and Kicks, where are you tuning in from?

I'm in Devon. It's so nice, raining every day. Homemade fruit crumble.

One time— let me put my mic on.

I have a story to tell. Help. Gather around.

One time it was just me, my sister, and my bro-in-law in the living room at lunchtime,

and it was really quiet. They were both on their laptops working. It was like dead quiet. And then I make my food and I bring my food into the living room to have my lunch.

And it was like every chew I chewed, the audio was like 200%. And I was trying to eat so quiet, I was eating like this.

But I couldn't help but make that noise.

And I think one of them has the thing where they really cannot stand the sound of eating. I forgot what that's called, like masmophobia. It was a dead quiet room, and I know one of them really hates the sound of eating,

but I was so hungry and I was salivating. And usually I eat like this cuz I enjoy my food. It was like torture.

I was like, what, 3 Fruits in the crumble. Strawberry, black— no, I don't know, some berries. Strawberry, banana.

It was actually like a smoothie frozen fruit mix.

They didn't have apples. Oh God, I feel sick. Oh, this is so rich.

Oh God. So I just boiled the fruit in a pot with sugar and then I put it in a dish and then I mixed flour with butter and sugar and then I sprinkled it on top and then put it in the air fryer for about 15 minutes.

Genius. Oh God, I feel sick.

Oh,

I got the idea from Jamie Oliver, of all people. I, I looked up how to make crumble and his video popped up and he said that frozen fruit mix is quite handy.

Yeah, Jamie Oliver gets so much hate because of Uncle Roger now. But the frozen fruit thing was a good idea.

Poor Jamie, he's just a good guy trying to make food tips.

Remember Gordon Ramsay made pad thai for that Thai chef and the Thai chef's face was like, like snarling and twitching.

He looks so pissed off.

So what do school kids eat now? When I went to school, it was way before that Jamie Oliver stuff, and we had turkey Twizzlers. And we had burgers and pizza. They used to make this burger thing where it was just— they got a burger bun and they put tomato puree on it and some cheese and put it

in the toaster. They called it a pizza. It was like 50p.

And then the rich kids would get burger and chips for lunch.

Line up in the cafeteria with your tray. Sometimes I'd steal a packet of crisps and put it in my pocket.

Damn, those canteen ladies must be dead now unless they're like 80 or 90.

So I mean, the cafeteria ladies always look so ugly and old, but you must think like 40 years ago they were probably hot girls with guys swooning over them, and you just can't imagine it, can you? Like, you look at your grandma and think

like 60, 70 years ago she would have been hot stuff. Can you imagine that? I can't.

And then you look at the hot girls now, they're going to be ugly old grannies at some point.

Yeah, so cafeteria, or the canteen as we called it.

No, I gave up gaming. I, I can't play that game anymore. It's so boring. You run around this tiny map blowing each other up endlessly. It's like Groundhog Day, you're stuck in a war. Every time you die, you come back alive.

And I can't play the big maps because I lag.

I think PlanetSide 2 was better.

Wasted £60 on that game now.

It got me through maybe a couple days of streaming.

I used to love getting the egg and bacon muffin. It was so greasy. And then I'd get mini cheddars, but I had a lot of fun throwing the mini cheddars like little frisbees. Like, I was really conflicted between eating it and throwing it because it was so fun to like go and it would fly off like a

little frisbee. And then I'd go and pick it up and eat it.

That's how the rich stay rich.

I used to pride myself on my ability to eat food off the floor, thinking I had an iron stomach, could fight off any pathogens. I used to think of myself as like the human vulture.

When I was a young boy, my mum used to take me into the city or town of Maidstone. They always had a guy on the street selling hot dogs,

like a red metal box on wheels with hot dogs in them. And he had buns and onions. And then it was like a pound for a hot dog. And he'd ask you, want any onions? And then he'd open this separate metal box that had the onions in them, like boiled or something.

And it tastes so good. And then at some point he just disappeared and they never did that red box hot dog thing anymore, ever again.

I don't know why he disappeared or why they stopped doing it in that style.

He used to be standing on that street, Week Street I think it was called, where all the shops are.

They still sell food on the street there, but they sell boring stuff like churros, like trendy hipster food.

I always used to love the bakeries my mum used to take us. You get Cornish pasty, or you get some kind of glazed sugar baked tart thing.

And then we'd get pea and ham soup, and I Dream of Jeannie was on TV.

Life was good.

You didn't want anything. There were no iPhones or Xboxes or gaming PCs.

The only thing you'd like really want is some cheap plastic stupid Transformer toy.

I Dream of Jeannie was a show about some guy who found a magic lamp and then this hot girl came out and then she was in love with him or something like that.

Very old show.

I think I prefer savory snacks. How old am I? 36. I remember a lot of the shows from the '90s.

Like Teletubbies. Teletubbies was good.

Rugrats, Hey Arnold, Arthur.

Had such good cartoons. I don't know what is on children's TV nowadays. Probably just rubbish.

I thought Hey Arnold had a very sad story. He lost his parents and he was living with his grandparents, and then he would dream about flying a plane to find his parents.

Raining again.

Wow, my new video has 700 views now.

Wild Thornberries was good.

I don't understand what the point of the story was though. Why were they just living in the middle of nowhere in the jungles?

What did they do for money?

Because there's no internet, so they wouldn't make any money online. So how did they fund their lifestyle?

Who brings their family to some dangerous jungle? It's not a very good father, is it?

What if we played chess? I could play chess online

if I learned the, the cheese moves. I don't know. I feel like chess is stupid. Because you don't have to be smart to be good at it. You just have to remember all the openers, the gambits. Queen's Gambit, England Gambit.

You just memorize all the moves.

I watched that Magnus Carlsen, whatever his name is. Why do they keep slamming that ticking clock thing? It's so annoying. They're like, why do they keep hitting that thing? It's counting down, so I guess they can't spend too long. I mean, otherwise they'd spend like 10 minutes per move, won't they? I guess it makes sense. They'll be

sitting there going, um,

yeah, it just made sense. When I said it out loud.

I want to buy a Bitcoin miner. I saw this thing on YouTube. It's this tiny little thing and it attempts to solve a Bitcoin algorithm all by itself, which is— there's like a 0% chance of that happening, like 0.001% chance of it happening. But if it does happen, you get to keep the whole coin because usually the

miners group up to solve an algorithm together. This one does it on its own.

Just buy like 100 of them.

My top icks in a partner

is when,

when they, when they criticize me and they're mean and they're not supportive.

And they get snappy.

Usually in the beginning they're like really eager to please you and they're very nice, but they'll get to a point where things you do piss them off and then they stop hiding that they are pissed off.

And I think I do a lot of things that piss people off. I mean, maybe like to you it doesn't piss you off because your life isn't connected to my life.

But if you start thinking, oh wait, we're together, what he does affects me, then my stupidity will start pissing you off, won't it? And I do a lot of stupid things.

Do you think Bitcoin mining is still feasible?

Yeah, but I'm doing fine. Okay, I'm not the brightest person in the world, and I mess up sometimes, but I got a house, got a car, not starving. I think I'm doing okay.

It's not like I'm gonna gamble away all the savings on roulette.

I don't have expensive habits like smoking or alcohol. I don't go out clubbing and hanging out with mates at the pub.

But some girls find that boring. There's no— there's no action.

Have I ever done drugs? I did weed in Amsterdam and Thailand.

That's it, really.

No, I didn't enjoy it. The only part I enjoyed was when, like, the first phase kind of wore off, and then you get the phase where sex and food feels really nice.

There's like this almost like a panic attack feeling,

and then all I want to do is bury my face into a warm, soft bosom.

I feel safe that way. I feel like, I don't know, when I'm high, I feel like,

like I'm drifting off into the void. And then I need a woman

to anchor me in.

I'd never get high alone.

My face goes all weird, like I keep making this face.

I can't control it. My face just goes

like that. I feel really sad. I look really sad. I can't control my face. It's really weird.

Tea's making me thirsty. It's weird.

Oh God, how am I going to get through the days And now I'm bored of Battlefield 6.

I have Warzone, Modern Fair Warzone, Modern Fair War— I can't say it—

Modern Warfare 2. I bought it a couple years ago and never played it much.

Modern bus fare.

Duty of call. Modern fare zone.

A modern bus fare underground. London Underground war zone too.

Everyone getting stabbed.

I remember when my sister used to live in London and then we went to visit her with my mum and dad,

and then she was navigating the subway, the underground effortlessly. And I thought, how the hell does she know how to do that? I'd be so— I had— I used to be so scared of public transport. Because it seems so confusing. You know, at London Victoria, you got all those screens where you look out for your train station

name to pop up so you know which platform to get on. My sister and dad would stand there together staring at the screens, and then me and my mum would just be standing behind them not doing anything. And I used to think, I have no idea what they're doing.

How? I don't know how I do this alone. It just seems so confusing because

you don't know what platform your train's arriving on until it's about to arrive.

And then I started dating in London, so I had to learn how to get the train and stuff.

I did about 6 dates in London. I had to get the train to Victoria and the train back.

And there used to be an old man at the train station in Harrowshire. He kind of looked like Jon Snow, not from Game of Thrones, but from Channel 4 News.

He used to stand there behind the glass, and then you go up to him and say, can I have a return ticket to Maidstone, please? And then he'd go, here you go, £4.20, please. But he's dead now. They put a ticket machine there and they shut down the ticket office.

Back in those days, the train doors were on a hinge. And you had to pull it open like a door. And then around probably like 2001 or 2002, they switched them out for electric door trains, modern trains.

Those old trains were so ugly. They had like brown seats, brown fabric on the seats, and the whole train was just brown and vanilla color.

I jumped out the train when it was moving. I couldn't figure out how to open the door. I missed my stop. I ran into the other carriage saying, help, I don't know how to open the door. They said, you gotta pull down the lever. So I did that, but that just opened the window. And then I realized,

oh, you got to stick your hand out the window and pull the handle open. And I figured it out just as the train started moving and I jumped out. And I don't know, the door must have been flapping open. Someone must have, like, come and shut the door. I can't believe they did that. They just let you

open the door manually.

I did like an army commando roll as I jumped out and landed.

And then chavs used to hide in the toilets to avoid paying tickets, and the ticket man would get all angry.

Sometimes they'd have, uh, train officers waiting at the station to check your tickets. If you didn't have a ticket, they'd line you all up and start giving you out fines. I got a £20 fine because I didn't buy a ticket. I felt really scared because they look like the police, but they're not the police. They got like

the, the vest and the gear and stuff.

All that just to try and save a couple pounds on the train ticket. I was such a cheapskate.

Do chavs still do that now?

Yeah, if you don't buy a ticket— I don't know how much a ticket is now, it's probably like £8.

You could buy a Burger King for that money if you don't buy a ticket.

Mm hmm. Da

da da na na, da da da, da da da, da da na na.

God, my life was so crazy when I was younger.

It feels like it's so boring now.

When you were young and broke

I had so many experiences thanks to being broke. It's like the more money you have, the less experiences in life you have, because now you're like sheltered or cocooned from life.

I got sent to Fort Amherst in Chatham to do a 2-week no-paid, unpaid Like volunteer work, but it wasn't volunteer because I didn't want to do it, from the job centre.

And then we were supposed to do gardening and grounds work.

I hated it.

There were some pretty rough guys there, like, like kids who got arrested and were on community service, so they were there.

Everyone else just seemed like really dumb. It's either old people who seem really dumb and broke or young people who are just dumb and broke.

I felt like such a loser being lumped in with this lot. Felt like

surely I can do better than this in life.

The fort was pretty cool.

It was this really old fort, hundreds of years old, built in case the French invaded Chatham. Had cannons and stuff, and it was all overgrown.

My sister used to do busking. She had this ex who was like a guitar player and singer,

and then she used to play the keyboard, so they'd go to Maidstone and set up their stuff and busk, and police would tell them to stop.

I bet she had an interesting life.

I felt like I wasted mine playing World of Warcraft in my bedroom. I missed out on—

I missed out on being young and dumb and getting drunk,

going out partying.

I don't have any memories or experiences from being young that were memorable apart from playing World of Warcraft.

Didn't lose my virginity until I was about 21.

Life just seemed so full of life back then.

Now it feels so stagnant, uneventful.

First kiss, probably 20 or 21.

It was with a Japanese girl.

Lost my virginity to a 36-year-old Korean woman when I was 20.

She came to my room at night. Knocked on the door.

I was living in a guest house in Japan at the time. She knew I had a girlfriend, but she didn't care.

It's kind of funny when women like someone, they don't care. They like— they take what they want.

Yeah, she knew I had a Japanese girlfriend because I would tell people.

She came to my room in the middle of the night and knocked on my door. I let her in.

That was the first time I did it.

Did I tell my girlfriend? No, we broke up pretty soon after that.

She blocked me. She ghosted me, actually. She just didn't— she didn't say anything, and then I couldn't contact her. And then the Korean woman stalked her Facebook and said, I'm really sorry, Daniel,

but there's pics of her with a new guy.

I didn't care because I didn't like her anyway.

She was really unattractive.

I saw pics and stuff before I met her and I thought she looked pretty nice. I met her at the airport. She was waiting for me.

And I didn't find her attractive at all.

We were together for like 2 weeks, not even a month.

She got upset because she ate more food than I did. We went to a restaurant. I couldn't finish my meal, but she finished hers. And then she was all embarrassed.

What time is it? 9 o'clock. One hour left.

Did I use a bot for Amazon Flex? No, because I heard they can ban you for that.

People would use a bot, they root their Android, and then they have a bot that automatically picks up the blocks straight away before anyone else can get them.

Oh God. Oh, one more hour.

Oh,

it's rough without Battlefield 6.

Where everyone tuning in from, guys?

Uh, huh,

huh.

Oh, I feel so full up. Oh, apple crumbles. A lot of food to take on.

The crumble was good, but it's so rich.

I feel hot.

Black Myth Wukong. I tried that game, it was so difficult.

What's on sale now?

Oh, my bones hurt.

I should get Solid Snake Eater, 20% off.

Oh, my balls.

Don't look.

Oh, that made it worse.

Oh,

my

stomach feels so uncomfortable.

Everything feels uncomfortable. Moving about, talking.

嗯。

9% click-through rate. Is that good

on my new video?

I saw a Christmas jumper at Tesco. It's said Guinness on it. It'd be funny if I bought that.

I'm so uncomfortable from all the food.

You look depressed. I'm bored, and I'm feeling very uncomfortable.

Might play chivalry.

Oh, God.

That might kill 1 hour.

Hello, Star. Where are you tuning in from?

I remember trying to do gaming streams on my second channel in Thailand. I played Starfield.

I'd get about 12 viewers.

I remember trying to stream on Twitch doing gaming. I'd get like 15 viewers.

I took some pictures. From Kit Hill.

I saw a rainbow.

It's just shooting off into the clouds.

A shame it was so windy. The sun was out, but the wind kept blowing all the heat away.

Yeah, Starfield struggled to run on my laptop.

I had an ROG Ally at one point. I think I might have played it on that. I was quite impressed with the ROG Ally. It was quite a good little computer.

Do you think if I went back to streaming on YouTube, would it be like it was before? Before Kick? Or is it all over?

Are we doomed?

If there's a lower bracket, lower than $8 an hour, like the max I can make is $3 an hour, I'm done. So, but

I can't live on that.

I make like $50 if I streamed all day.

I have to go back on the YouTube grind. Making videos, streaming in the evening.

Maybe looking for a job.

If I can't make a living doing streaming, I'm gonna get a job or go back to my mum's house.

What do you mean, since when did I vape? Are you new here? Been vaping for months.

Focus

on my dream of becoming a day trader.

Day trading is like Battlefield 6. When you're in a good mood, you can try really hard and be careful and take cover. Not sprint around the corners, play tactically, and do quite well. But then you get bored and you start jumping around with the grenade launcher trying to score lucky kills,

and then before you know it, you've died 30 times.

It's easy to do things properly for a bit in the beginning, but then you get bored,

start trying to cut corners,

random clicking.

Everything demands discipline, doesn't it?

So what's that meaningless guy up to? Did he go to Japan again and not get laid?

You guys don't say anything about him anymore. Before, it was always meaningless this, meaningless that. He's the new Hideyama Ryo. He's given up? What, on Japan?

He had so much confidence.

Why not just go on Tinder? I don't get it.

Trying to get laid from pickup is so hard unless you're like really good looking or have really good confidence.

You think he would get any matches? Well, if he lowers his standards and takes a nice picture

If he's okay with like 45-year-old Japanese women,

it might happen.

Do I still lift? Yeah, but I was sick, so I had a few days off. Now I'm getting back into it.

It looks smaller.

I don't know,

it looks bigger from this angle.

My energy level's just not been very high since I got sick.

I don't know really, like a guy like Meaningless,

like first of all his hair, what would look good

Maybe he should just shave it all off.

And then his teeth, I don't know what you can do about that really.

I'd say his main problems are his hair and his teeth.

You need to do what Boogie does and like get those fake teeth, but they're really expensive.

Now when I saw his teeth, the first thing I thought was that scene when Gollum's eating the raw fish from Lord of the Rings and he's like foaming at the mouth

and like the teeth sinking into the fish flesh.

How— why are his teeth like that?

Is it because he doesn't brush his teeth or something? I don't know.

At least he doesn't have to floss.

I get so much gunk stuck in between my teeth, I'm constantly picking it out.

Well, maybe he'll look better with age. No, he'll grow into his looks.

Some people look better when they get older.

God, I hate that face and that emoji. Who the hell is that guy?

800 views on my new video. Viral.

Virality strikes again.

Raining again.

Oh look, a bee livery.

Carlsberg and the Pinot Grigio launch then. £20.

Why order one bottle of wine? Why not just wait until tomorrow and go to Tesco yourself and get it? I don't understand these people. Okay, you're that desperate for one bottle of wine? He's probably already wasted and didn't buy enough, maybe, and wants one more.

What do you mean I didn't delete my YouTube channel?

I uploaded a new video today.

Same viewers as Joel. Yep, I took Sam's viewers, I took Homeless's viewers.

Soon I'll be the only streamer left and I'll have all the viewers.

Fed up trying to find the best deals on taxis? You need Minicab, the UK's best cab. So apparently Japan has been having a lot of problems recently. I think a lot with tourism, people that are trying to go to— girl who's doing this is basically peddling extremism and alarmism in order to get more people to talk about

it. Uh, she got featured by Amazon, Amazon Gold. Also an example that's in Japanese. As many go home, definitely compare that to an English video. But you know, it's not that big of a deal. I think what he's saying fundamentally is true. Media attempting to present news in an objective manner in 2025. As at this point, you

might be thinking, okay, right. So what's what's happened to Japan? What happened? Lean in. Come closer. Come in. Okay. That was it. That was literally it. In a country of 120 million people, they were all cooked because of some bin bags over

in a red light district. Oh no, on a wall down 6th or 7th Street. Yeah, you don't— you just can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen. So funny how they blur out Oriental Pole's name and face. To stop her from getting exposure from all this

when everyone already knows who she is.

That's the way it goes, uh, not just this video but some other videos which I'll discuss. I know I can be sarcastic and silly, but I'm genuinely not a malicious person. I quite— isn't that crazy that you can just disagree with somebody's opinion and the way— take me weeks to edit that video and do the islander story

jump content that I only show the nice side of Japan, the squeaky clean rose-tinted spectacle version of the country. Weird Asmongold reacted to it. It's not really like something he would cover usually, stuff about Japan.

Do you think I should have the talk with my girlfriend next week

about like, are we boyfriend and girlfriend?

Do you think she's not met me last week or this week because I haven't asked her to be my girlfriend? And then she's like, am I even his girlfriend? Why should I, like, prioritize him when I don't even know if I'm his girlfriend? I don't know if she's that kind of person.

I just— I don't want to ruin things.

Square up why exactly she wouldn't see Yeah, but I can't, like, I can't press her about it

because it will make me seem all controlling, like, oh, why do you want to see me? I can't. I mean, the harder I blow, the tighter she's gonna hold on to her coat.

I feel scared having like serious talks because I feel like things going well.

What if it's too soon? Or what if it's too late? Like, what if like I'm leaving it too late?

Wow, Evan, that's rude. I am not A what sandbag? How are you gonna ask? I'm gonna say it like this. So I don't know if it's too early, uh, something I need to talk to you about. I don't know if it's too early or maybe it's too late. I don't know if you think you are my girlfriend.

I'm not saying that I don't think you're my girlfriend, but just in case you already think you're my girlfriend, then then that's fine. But in case you didn't think that I think that I think you think that you're my girlfriend,

I thought I should ask if you want to be my girlfriend before I assume that you think that you're my girlfriend. Should do it when she's high. That would be funny.

I'll write it down on paper and I'll be like, so I don't know if you think That I'm assuming, but I don't want to assume.

Such a genius with words.

Da da da da dum dum dum dang.

Tell her your real name. Yeah, I'll say, and my real name's actually David.

Cover up the light with another light.

I'll get down on one knee and I'll say, so I have a really important question.

Will you be my GF?

800 views on my new video. Viral.

I just say, oh, Daniel was what my ex-wife used to call me, and that ended really badly and it triggers me, so I don't like being called Daniel anymore. And she'd be like, what? You had an ex-wife?

Yeah, and she cheated on me with a guy called Daniel.

Would a rose by any other name smell as sweet?

What is the quote from that? I used to think the girl from Romeo and Juliet, the remake with Leonardo, was hot, but now I look at her and think, I don't know.

She's not bad looking.

Damn, Leo was so attractive when he was younger with that floppy hair.

He has such a small face as well. He's got like that look that Japanese people love. They make all the game characters look like that, like Leon Kennedy.

20 minutes to go.

No more gaming, back to raw-dogging the streams.

Why don't you get paid the same? I don't know, because he's got links. He brown-nosed Ice,

so he gets favoritism.

His chat's more active because he actually does stuff.

Well, I don't know how he does it, constantly traveling all around the world. Doesn't he get tired of it?

And imagine how much money he's spending doing it all. I reckon he's just spending everything he makes.

All those flights, hotels,

going out clubbing.

Hmm.

My mum said be careful buying shares, especially gold. She linked me an article saying gold prices dropped back again after biggest fall in three years.

It dropped like three percent.

Plus I took profit on nearly 60% of it.

Well, if they're making negative articles about gold, it's because they want people to get scared into selling it so they can buy it up cheaper.

If they want to scare people into buying it, then they'll say gold, the best investment for the next 10 years. That means they want to sell it.

They'll get all the people to buy it, push the price up, and then they'll sell it, and then everyone will get dumped and bag holding.

That's how Wall Street works, isn't it? It's all manipulation.

15 minutes to go and I'm going to bed.

Oh.

Oh yo.

Mount Rushmore movies. I gotta say, I gotta say East of Eden with James Dean. I saw that when I was 14. I gotta, I gotta say Taxi Driver with De Niro, maybe Scorsese, 2001: A Space Space Odyssey. What? I don't know. I feel like we're doing our greatest four of all time. I'll just go. I'll just go

with the movie that I saw when I was a kid that really impressed me was Pop.

What's your favorite Leonardo movie?

Oh.

When you did Amazon Flex, how far did I drive to the depot? About 20 minutes from my house.

Aylesford Warehouse Depot, DM— DME4.

One time there was this parcel.

I forgot, I didn't, I couldn't find it in the car. I thought I lost it, so didn't deliver it, but then I found it right at the end, so I thought, ah, I can't be bothered to deliver it now. So I had a look inside of the parcel and it was just like some stupid razor blade knife

thing, so I put it back in the box and I tried to like seal it up again and I decided to deliver it because the house was nearby. So I parked outside the house And as I parked outside the house, the person who lived there just came home and pulled in. And I was like, oh shit.

So I get out of the car and I go to the— I go up to the woman and I hand her the parcel and I was like, the parcel was kind of opened already when I picked it up at the depot, but it's still in there. Everything's still in there. I tried to sit it up best I

could. I'm really sorry about that. She's like, oh, okay, there's no problem. Definitely wasn't me.

I just had a sneaky look inside.

No, I would not fly out there to meet Chris Broad.

What's that Tokyo Lens guy up to these days? That guy is such an AI robot.

Uh-huh, dead channel. 48K views

3 days ago.

He only gets views with these Tiny apartment videos.

There was that guy called Green Cyclist. I remember he used to make videos bashing people like Tokyo Lens. He was one of my viewers.

I wonder what happened to him.

What happened to that Cheap Charlie guy? He used to drop pretty big donos for me.

Cheap Charlie Chronicles.

10 minutes to go.

I wonder

if my 5x S&P 500 ETF is going to do well.

It's already up £10.

Where's everyone tuning in from?

God.

Guys, all expenses paid. What, to meet Chris? I don't even want to meet Chris.

That ship sailed. I only wanted to meet him back when I thought I could actually make it as a YouTuber and I could be popular and people would like me. I thought people would come around to my weird quirky content. But instead people just hate me all the time. I was just trying to be funny.

I thought I could be like Asian Jimmy Carr and be all offensive.

A lot of people are offensive, but they pull it off because they were funny. But I just wasn't funny. That's the thing, like, you gotta be funny. To get away with it.

Otherwise you just come across as hateful, jealous.

Plans for tomorrow?

Talk game, talk game, talk game.

Make a video. Try and make a video again. I think it's a good use of time.

I went out today. I can't go out every day. Every, every time I go out, I spend money.

I spent a lot of money doing that IRL stuff. I feel like it wasn't— it didn't make it worth doing.

Yeah, I got more viewers.

Yeah, it was fun at first, but I wouldn't say it made more money after you deduct expenses.

I remember I went to Leeds Castle with my mum last year. And there's this gay guy there called Spencer that she knew.

He had like the campus way of talking ever, like, oh, Cammy, like that.

Quite a young guy who'd take the bus home. I remember driving back from an Amazon shift because I drive past the bus stop outside of Leeds Castle on the way home. I saw him standing there. I thought it'd be so cool if I just pulled in, I was like, oi Spencer, need a lift?

And then we become mates, and then he fucks my bum. He seemed like a nice guy.

Young guy like that, can't afford his own car, got to get the bus. Having a car must seem like a cheat code.

Nice and warm, sit in a nice comfy chair.

You can tell my mum enjoyed working at Leeds Castle. There's so many friendly people there. Maybe I'll get a job at Leeds Castle.

I had a delivery for Leeds Castle. I got lost because the delivery point was like in the middle of the woods, but addressed to the office. I couldn't find the office. They said I had to go back out and go around the back entrance, and I thought, damn, my mum came here to this staff car park around

the back every day.

For near over, what, 20 years? I can't— I can't hold a job for 3 months,

but she managed like 20 years coming to this castle.

I don't know how people do it.

I think my problem is I have like a superiority complex, so I feel like I'm better than everyone else. So I feel like I don't have to follow the rules, and then I get mad when I get told what to do. And then I'm like, I'm not the same as you peasants. Fuck all you. I'm a fucking

famous YouTuber.

I drive my car 60 miles per hour listening to Killswitch Engage, feeling epic. I got main character syndrome.

I always feel like I'm above these peasants, like I'm above having a job.

I feel like I'm destined for something great.

Like, history books will write about me.

Future generations will sing my song, uh,

in legends.

I wanted to write an epic story of my adventures across the world.

Yeah, I know it's deluded to think like that, but to think otherwise just feels depressing. Oh, okay, I'm just a peasant cog in the wheel wage slave. Well, that's gonna feel great.

3 minutes to go, then I'm free from the wage slaving.

I'm probably only gonna make $70 today.

Who's Jesse Leach? I only like the first and second album with the black guy, Something Howard. After the black guy left, it wasn't as good. The black guy's voice was so cool.

It was like very, ooh, like deep and powerful, but he could also do the screeches.

Killswitch Engage. It takes a while to get into it.

At first I thought it's a bit heavy, but it does have very nice melodic choruses if you can stomach the screeches, because there's a lot of heavy screeching in the beginning of the songs, but then the choruses are so beautiful. And the lyrics are so poignant. I like the one about feeling like a prisoner trapped,

wishing to see you. I used to think of Victoria when I listened to that song.

I could feel the emotion and power. I don't know what the song's called. Maybe it was Rose of Sharon.

Oh,

not you again with the feces. Give it a rest. How many times you gonna ask the same question?

Well, it's been 4 hours.

Bye-bye.